Hey, what do you say? This whole town could be ripped by the end of the day. If you feel all right, we can throw in a drive. With the radio so loud, they can hear a smile. Me and you. Nothing to do. These days are coming. Nothing to lose. I feel it in my soul. Let's let the good times roll down. Never come down. When the sun comes up, we'll be feeling with you right now. My heart's on fire. Coming down to the wire while the world seems we'll keep keep burning bright and bright. Me nothing to do. These days are coming nothing. Heat. Heat. Heat. Nothing to do. These days they come and go. Nothing. I feel it in my soul. Good morning, evening, and afternoon everybody and welcome to the show. How the hell is everybody today? >> Fantastic. >> Good, good, good. >> Finally dumping Chicago. Fantastic. >> Finally dumping Chicago. What does that mean? That's J keeps calling me Ben Johnson. So, >> so you are dumping Chicago. This is >> dumping Chicago, loser town. >> How do I not? >> Now you done it. Now you made Gia cry. >> Yeah, you meany head. >> Like that's hard to do. >> Uh, let's click out of customization beta and let's see what this is. Oh, I can make this go all the way up to the top now and all the way to the bottom. >> Yeah, it was doing that yesterday. It was being weird. >> Yeah, it's being weird now. I had to restretch it because it was only taking up part of the screen. >> Yeah, >> that happens when you get older. You got to restretch it. >> Yeah. >> Well, I don't know. But, uh, today was a special day. Jose Castro is live streaming right now. Uh he's from what I caught from Tomato's uh Tomato's highlights, he was saying he has to change the way he does dresses and acts and does all of this stuff so he can win future lawsuits. That's what future lawsuits. >> Yeah, that'll work. >> Not not like not like having a ca an actual case, but I don't know. >> Change how you dress. Change how you dress. has to appear astute on these live streams where he's berating police officers and getting arrested. >> But you know what? You realize that whenever he acts nice towards a police officer, >> it doesn't get the ratings that it normally does. So >> like all >> Yeah, it it whenever he like when he was in uh DC, other than the one time he got in the face of the one cop who was telling him he couldn't go into the grocery store cuz they were apprehending a suspect, he had no problems at all. It was boring as hell sitting through. And even uh uh what's his name? Dick Heler left him. Was like, I don't want to go out on the streets with this idiot. So, >> but they were boring. >> Chile always comes off >> always comes off as condescending. That's not going to change. It's not going to change. >> Nope. >> I just don't see him having any I mean, if he really is changing his ways, if he really is running to the police like did >> uh during the Martin Luther King Day when he had to run from the little girls to the police over on the side. Yeah, >> you're abusing me. That's I don't know. But uh yeah, I mean I don't see him getting arrested again unless he does something stupid or unless it's something uh traffic related because that's usually where he gets in trouble. >> Jim, it's chilly. Chilly something stupid. >> It's chilly. It's chilly. >> It's chilly. >> It's chilly. Uh the other news today, fraud or troll basically I don't get the what they're trying to do here. They introduce Okay, they're they're trying to dismiss uh the counter claims or their counter claims or there's a motion to dismiss their counter claims in the fraud troll case or in the DMA case, sorry. Uh and they're basically saying that well if it's posted on YouTube there's a limited license to uh basically if you post it someone can parody it and that makes anything posted on YouTube fair game to be reposted on your channel with minimal editing. So that therefore means that you know everything's fair game. >> He didn't say minimal. He did not say minimal editing though. >> No, he he he made it uh express license is what Randall's saying. >> Well, I think I think what they're trying to argue is that the terms of service say something different, which is your content can be used uh and altered by other creators, >> right? But used is the key part which would make anything fair game. Trouble of course is YouTube doesn't see it that way. That's why YouTube when we play music on here, we get 30 seconds into a song and then we lose the channel stream. Why? Because YouTube doesn't see it that way. Uh we start playing clips of a popular movie. We get shut down almost immediately because there are literal YouTube bots looking for content. The beeping was either was probably Phil at sometimes Gia. Uh >> that was my phone. >> I'm not beeping. Why am I beeping? >> That was me. That was my phone going off. My bad. >> Well, I did give you that remote control toy and I am guiding it. Uh, Sergeant asks, uh, to thank you for the $2 super chat. Which state is Chile trying to be governor of? He has not specified, but >> confusion. >> Uh, right now the he's too late to run for governor in California. So, that's four years out the window. Uh, >> Ry's going to vote for him even though Randy doesn't live in a state. >> Well, he's got his vote. Randy said numerous times, he's got my vote. >> I I will vote for him, too. I will vote for multiple times. Multiple times. >> Uh he'd have to I mean, even have a chance even to have a chance of getting 1% on the ballot. He would have to go to a small state and then >> like going to Nebraska or something, he'd have to >> Yeah. have to embrace >> the rightwing philies which which he is is not able to do at this time. It's the same thing with LIIA who has declared he's running in Long Island not this time next time uh for the >> Oh, he's changed. He's changed. >> No, he hasn't. He's he's always said he's not running for this year. He's running for 2028. He's made that clear. >> Two years. >> Yes. Uh but he said he couldn't do uh he couldn't put put his best effort into running this year. But uh LIIA has the problem that all of his fans typically are are Trump supporters or right-wing supporters. >> Yes, >> those are the ones who are heavily in favor of the Constitution. and his slant in Twitter to go back to the to or to go to a liberal stance is costing him fans. He's not getting donations anymore. He's not getting the support he once had. I mean, it's not going to be something that that's going to be successful for him, especially because that district he's in is one of the most heavily Republican districts in the country, let alone New York. Yeah. >> I mean, there are very few spots in New York where you can find a Republican district, and one of them is in Long Island. >> Yeah. >> So, so defeating the incumbent, who's won many times before, is going to be really hard, especially if you don't believe in what you are saying. >> And, and you know, a lot of uh retired active and retired cops live in that district. So, you know, there's the whole anti-op stance, too. You know, Yeah. >> Who's this showing? By the way, Zoe's ass is running for governor in California. >> Okay. >> That is slightly better than when Gary Coleman did. So, >> yes. Yes. >> Well, you know, Gopher ran for governor in our state. >> Yeah. How'd he do? Not well. He uh did not make it past the uh >> primary. A Well, uh, yeah, both of these guys and be because, uh, LIA has 1 million supporters, but he doesn't have 1 million supporters in, excuse me, Long Island or even New York who would be able to vote. And that's the big thing. He may have maybe 10,000 people in the New York area, but how many can actually vote to put him in place? It's the same with Chile. Chile's got 6800,000 or whatever it is. Uh but how many of those people can actually vote? >> They they don't, right? They even they've responded to me in his comment section. I don't vote, >> you know. Like, okay. Rean Benson says uh Rean Benson says that she doesn't vote unless it's something that she feels will make a difference, meaning she doesn't vote. So most of these folks don't don't actually go out there and take part, but they're great to criticize, you know. >> I mean, Chile's got his five-point plan where he's going to turn the cops into uh what was it? from protect and serve to serve man or serve and uh rights protectors or whatever they're going to be. And they're all going to have uh yellow and white outfits with helmets. >> Yeah. Like uh like in England. Yes. Yes. >> Well, well, no, he's going to turn them into what the Beasty Boys were wearing in the intergalactic. They're going to be, you know, yellow and white safety vests with helmets. That's it. >> Y >> that's it. >> Yep. Yep. >> Uh realize the governor doesn't get a say in that, right? >> Of course. >> Uh did Chile fall asleep while eating hallucinogenics and watching a Godzilla movie? Because that just sounds like the uniforms that guys wear in Godzilla movies. >> Well, that's that's what they were paring. Yes. Uh, but you know, and if it's if it's a little state, Chile would be so bored because you have to stay. You can't be like Trump in a weekend in Florida. You have to stay in your state most of the time when you're governor. Like in Pennsylvania, you'd have to stay in the Harrisburg area, which would drive him insane because Harrisburg is a [ __ ] hole. I mean, Harrisburg is a wonderful place to be. I mean, wonderful, wonderful place. >> It's a wonderful place to be from. >> Yes. From >> You never stop. You just keep driving. I mean, I I went to I will say I went to school in Harrisburg. I worked at the library at the Harrisburg area community college for four years. And I knew that going to the Burger King downtown was safe. The Popeye's was not safe. And they were two blocks away from each other. So Burger King, yeah, if you made it fast, you could get through the drive-thru without anything happening. The Popeye's, forget it. Forget it. You You You would be There were too many murders at the Popeye's. So that's why I never had Popeye's until 2024. And then you bastards took it away from me when I found out how good it was. >> Yep. >> Horrible. Horrible people. >> Yep. >> And good lord. >> Terrible fans. Terrible fans. >> No, terrible. Phil Phil and Hank put everybody up to it. Phil did it. Phil did it. >> Gia is the one who wrote the memo to me and Hank as owner. We got to follow We got to follow along what the owner says. >> He did not. Speaking of Phil, because he performed the ceremonies, I understand that NCR has a bone to pick about last night's festivities and the creative marital bliss that NCR is now enjoying in with their own Mr. Parsons, Mr. Tomatoes, and two uh drunk girls. >> Wow. >> So, let him have it, NCR. That's a big >> Let have it completely. Let Phil have it. >> Oh. Oh, that's a big not in a happy happy mood because of that >> big bad. >> That's your happy voice though. >> Yeah, you might want to watch going to your mailbox. There might be >> some emus out there waiting for you. >> Maybe a cowary. >> I I I let Mrs. Folk go to the mailbox. >> Yes, he does. >> Hey, man. I'm just saying I I know how to throw an alligator. I'm not afraid to do it. I know how to strategically acquire and transport to an alternate location >> if I need to. >> Are you saying that you are upset with Mr. Pope Phil? >> I'm upset with you and Mr. Pope Phil for encouraging it. >> Wow. >> Mr. Pope Phil who who went out of his way to seek your happiness yesterday. >> Yes. It was just it was a birthday present. It was meant, you know, to bring you joy and love and all kinds of good feelings down there. >> You know, I I was having a really good birthday up to that point. >> Dressed as a flamingo. Really? >> Yeah. We heard you had to do flamingo dances on your own live streams. >> Yes. Because I wanted to do something nice and I know they want flamingo dancing. I did a flamingo clip that now I know how Uncle Art, not Uncle Art, but Art Corporate Fiction feels when certain people start spamming the chat with supers. >> Yeah. >> Now we have an aerial view of Helen on her heating pad on the floor. No, >> till the gross carpet because that vacuum cleaner has to be fixed. So, yes. Yes, there is Miss Helen to brighten the day of Mr. NCR who is not yet married to my cat. >> Oh, there's an idea. >> I'm not marrying a cat. >> That's I don't know. That is thanks to our new uh arm on our webcam. You can show off parts of the room you've never seen before. So, uh, Sergeant, uh, yeah, B O N A. Oh, bonet. Bonet pills is what he's talking about. Uh, so, so, Mr. NCR, did you need your bonet pills last time? >> I'm gonna throw an alligator at you, Jim. >> We're We're asking, we want to know what happened. Detail details. What happened on this this fantastic evening where you were married to two middle-aged men and two uh 30some year old drunk women. Hey, Mrs. Tom. >> Nothing happened because I do not recognize the marriages. I found a loophole talking to my legal team uh Dcastro Myers and Blandino and my other legal team of uh Matlock Holler and uh Fielding. Uh okay. So most of those are fictitious and some of them are criminally insane. Uh that said, uh yeah. Do you have any other news for us coming out of either your hot hot hot night in uh it's not is it polyamory? Yes, polyamory. >> I am not I am the marriages are not real. They are not recognized. I do not recognize them because I chose a life of a miserable old bastard. And speaking of that life, do you have any news on other miserable old bastards that we deal with, including uh whoever you want to talk about? Well, some strange things have happened on YouTube this past weekend. James Freeman's channel, all videos have been privatized and are gone off the channel. >> Not only that, >> that is weird. Furry Potato has lost one of her channels and an another channel, Ice Cold Audits, an affiliate of hers. All of their videos are privated as well. Completely gone. >> Interesting. >> We don't know. >> Go ahead. >> Go ahead. I'm saying and they're privated and not removed. We don't know if well with Freemans we know they are privated but with ice cold audits we can't find any links to the videos to our knowledge and if they are completely gone because the channel did disappear and then finally come back online with no videos >> right so that would well that may be YouTube stepping in uh YouTube has been cracking down like we posted an update today uh where based on events at the end of the year they uh cracked down on uh the Passport Pro situation following Floyd Wallace where a lot of those channels uh their content's either gone or they have pivoted like like Austin Hullman uh we haven't seen a video for him from him in a while and I I haven't double checked that, but a lot of those guys because that entire segment is dead now on YouTube. >> Dead, I tell you. Dead >> like my eggs. >> Remember that segment? >> Dead. >> Yep. Yep. Eggs. There is a wonder if they're going to be now with all these lawsuits and involvement with so many agencies if there are going to or if there is going to be a crackdown on First Amendment auditing at least the space as a topic because of everything going on. I mean, with the all the YouTube lawsuits, uh, the multiple lawsuits against like Far Troll, uh, the rest of these folks, uh, well, uh, Randy, if you, Ry's asking, I can't post Thailand shorts anymore. Well, as long as you don't have, uh, all those women. Uh, yeah. Uh, from my understanding with a lot of the Passport Bro stuff, it looks like it they're going to start pivoting into actual tourism channels because if not, it looks like their channels might be put in Jeopardy or Thanos out of existence. >> Uh, Gia, read the screen, please. I think you'll like that. I remember a few years ago when Police Tube got his ban for harassment. All his videos were set private for about a month before they eventually terminated the channel. Yeah. Good old Police Tube. >> There you go. >> Yeah. >> There you go. >> Yeah. >> Uh well, you know, with I mean, YouTube has killed spaces before and I know they're cracking down on AI right now on the AI generated channels. Uh but also the algorithm changed recently where even Chili's taking the hit right now. Uh >> a >> I haven't checked his recent stream to see how many if he's rebounded. Thank you. Uh but Chile uh on his Thursday stream where he announced that everyone was uh >> all rich people eat babies and all that wonderful stuff. He he did not go into the reptilian overlord. So good. >> That's good. >> I Good. Maybe >> he's just He gets worse every year. He gets worse in what he says. >> Yes. Yes, he does. >> He does. He gets worse. >> Yep. Yep. >> Well, uh I know he was live when we were going live. Let me just take a look real fast. See what his numbers are like right now. Uh he's got oh he's got 1,600 watching so he's back to about normal. So uh yeah but I mean even he was feeling the pressure. Lia uh his numbers were down but that was mainly because he was attacking his own people. So I don't know. We'll see. >> What a maroon. What a maroon. All I can say is watch the space and let's see what's going to happen. Especially if YouTube find if YouTube gets sued too many times, >> dude, >> the space itself, they they will stop promoting first amendment auditors. And the the sad thing about it is in in most of these cases, uh it's the First Amendment auditors doing these lawsuits that are getting recognition and getting YouTube into some trouble. So, we'll see what happens with that. And now that we are closed, let's pick a new one. I mean, let's pick a wonderful girl to look at while Mr. NCR is away. Any ideas on what we're going to do tonight, folks? >> Uh, Mary of Gia. >> Oo. >> Is Gia volunteering? >> No, absolutely not. >> Well, then why'd you bring it up? >> Because he said he made it suspenseful. >> Well, I mean, we >> If I ever get married again, he's got to live next door. I have to live next door or the guy has to. >> If I ever get married again, he's got to live next door. He's not going to live with me. >> That's all I got to say. >> The hug. >> Oh, separate houses. Got you. >> Yes. Yes. Got you. Separate houses. >> Come on over, get it done, and leave. Yep. >> Yeah. My late barber, when he got married to his third wife, they had uh bedrooms at opposite ends of the house. >> And they had a big house. I mean, that house had like >> 14 rooms and four baths. So, >> I would marry you too, Sergeant. You got to live next door, though. >> They basically they would occasionally spend the night together, but more often than not, it was good night, have a good night, see you in the morning. Bye. >> Y >> uh let's go to Mary'sville, Ohio. The Ohio State Highway Patrol for impaired 20-year-old blames her crash on her car. >> Oh, and she's a local to NCR. Just saying. >> Is there any reason for the rate of speed that you were going out here? >> No. No, I was going normal. >> Okay. Did you almost hit a guardrail? No, >> cuz that's what we were told. >> I did not almost hit a guard on though. >> Okay, >> so >> what happened? >> My wheel completely lost control. I was coming down here. I could feel it like jerking and going back and forth and stuff and it just started going back and forth. I was trying to It felt like almost like I was driving on ice almost. It was just I've never My car's never done anything like that before. >> Never. >> So, you're saying you you had an issue with your steering? Yeah, it it just felt I I I think I'm just in shock right now. I'm sorry. I'm I'm having trouble trying to explain things. >> Uh DJ, remember he can't go to Oklahoma either. He's got warrants there, too. >> Okay. >> Where are you headed? Where are you coming from? >> I'm coming from my friends. >> Okay. >> And Ken. >> Gotcha. >> I'm I'm just on my way home now. >> What' you have going on there? >> We were just having a drink. We were working on some dance stuff. >> Okay. Gotcha. Anything to drink tonight? >> No, sir. Anything to smoke? >> No, sir. >> Whoa. >> You seeing anything? >> Oh my goodness. >> Yeah. >> Wa. >> Yikes. >> Nothing. >> I'm not seeing I didn't I was looking for like any kind of alcohol containers or anything like that. I didn't see anything. >> How the hell? >> So, I mean, look at this. Okay, so she came presumably she was going straight down the road. How does she end up all the way to the left sideways and hitting a tree? It happens. It happens. >> I don't know. I >> It happens. >> And Sergeant, if you do accept to marry me, you also have to accept that Phil comes for visits. >> Yes. >> Visit visit comes for visits. Yes. Yes. Confessional visits. >> Yes. Confessional visits. Yes. >> It is part of their religious beliefs in the in the church of EU. >> Yeah. We pray together. Yes, we do. >> Yes. Naked most the time. >> Yes. >> Naked baptismal. Naked >> because Phil believes that to be closer to EU EU, you must be clothing free. >> Yes. It is not a cult. >> No, it is not a cult. >> No, it's not a cult. You need to you need to remove the restriction that the clothing provides from getting near closer to the deity. Yes. >> Yes. >> And then and then you need to work out your sin while you're doing it. >> Yes. Yes. You must have extensive physical activity for at least 30 seconds >> before falling asleep. That's it. >> Well, if you haven't seen those girls, if you haven't seen those girls in her natural environment, yes, 30 seconds is all you need. >> In in your in your heightened sleeping state, you will be closer to EU EU and will have many visions. Many visions. and be saying, "Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh many, many visions." That's right. Our dispatch told me possible marijuana, but >> Okay. Well, >> I don't know where that was coming from. >> Yeah. I don't know cuz when she walked up here and I was watching her and stuff and I didn't smell anything on her person. That's why I was doing looking in the car there. Then I I haven't seen any kind of drug paraphernalia or >> what I was doing vehicle still. >> Okay. >> Uh Bill, can you read the screen, please? >> Uh let me see. She should be a gardener cuz she planted that. >> There you go. Thank you, Sergeant, for the $2 super chat. Now try it again with emphasis, Phil, since it's a Phil joke. >> She should be a gardener because she planted that. There you go. Thank you, Phil. her social her anything not that I can see with her but I don't know you guys got the same driving complaint we had I'm guessing started up sound like it started your 45 Eastern. >> Oh, before I forget, going to stick our link to our Discord server up. You still have a few hours to pick my name for next month. It's in our general chat section. You will see it as a pinned comment. Uh basically, yeah, Seth pick uh S Sethale >> Safal >> Sale uh got has the ability to rename me both on Discord and here for the month of March. He has put up a poll which we've pinned with your choices for my renaming again. >> Can we rename you Jim the Gator Queen of Louisiana? No, I think his I think his poll Let me see where's the pin comments. >> Uh, what should Robot Tyrant Jim's Discord name be for next month right now? Sir Kittens of the PayPal order is in the lead. Uh, the Pa Boy, Paper Tyrant, and MC Paper are the four that you can pick from. I'm sending the it's in our general chat uh channel over on Discord. Uh if you haven't >> I would have suggested Mississippi Queen. >> Well, you don't get a you don't get to suggest doing >> Mississippi. >> Please uh please check over there and make your vote. You've only got a couple hours left. Do that. Sergeant, it'll be more than 20 pages. >> There you go. Coming southbound about hit a guard rail. >> That's what I heard. I came from all the way out west on 30. >> Oh man. >> Yeah, >> I was just in Ohio road. >> Okay. >> Started heading this way just in case somebody's injured. I >> We are. >> I saw you turn 94 area. I should be aware of. >> Yep. just call for a record here. See if she got any preference on that and >> go from there. >> Yeah, I'm just heard her saying she's always driving on ice when she was talking to drunk. >> Yeah, she's funny. >> She's talking to EMS. That's what she described as it was pulling a lot. >> Wayne County. Yeah. >> Oh, that's over by worry about that. >> Yes, she did. >> No, I don't. She was near me. >> Listen while you were gone. >> Yeah, we were just coming out to assist you guys. Okay. >> I was tending to a family member. I just didn't know how many people we had involved. >> You didn't You didn't listen while you were gone. >> I was tending to a family member. >> So, you don't know, do you? >> Nope. He doesn't know. >> He doesn't know. >> Another night that he doesn't know. Yep. >> He does not remember. >> What did you do? >> This is what you think we did for nobody but yourself. Yep. It's your own fault. >> Yep. >> That's right. You left us alone with an Ohio girl on the screen. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. >> I had to attend to something serious and you do this to me. >> Yep. >> That's what we do. That's what we do. >> What did we do exactly? >> I'm assuming something against my will. >> No. >> Never do that. You >> No. Yes. >> We cannot do anything against your will. >> Yeah. >> We love you. >> We respect you. >> We want you happy. >> I'm happy with urban. >> I'm happy summoning my demons from my lament configuration. >> We love you. We would never do anything to harm you. >> Ever. >> Not harm you, NR. Ever. >> Yeah. Stay with us. Stay with us. >> That's what they said about going camping, but I'm not stupid enough to do that. >> Too many movies. I know what's going to happen. I'm the darkest complexion of the group. I'm going first. >> You'd love to go camping with us, Mr. NCR. >> Tell you what, meet me at Camp Crystal Lake. >> Camping with us. >> Camp forever. Play with us forever. >> Nothing creepy. >> And ever. >> God, that's creepy. >> Please, Mr. NCR. >> That's creepy. >> We love the sound of your voice. And then >> No. >> Yes. Yes. You have to use a voice changer when this is my natural voice. H >> I don't need a voice changer to scare you. >> Uh well, while you're on the voice changer, why don't you read the super chat? Thank you, Sergeant again for the $5 super chat. Uh voice changer, please. >> He got mad and left when he heard Jesus and I are engaged. >> And there you go. That's what happened while you were gone. Sheesh. Have some faith in us. Some faith. You got >> You think you just think the worst of us all the time in case you guys need >> because we've done terrible terrible things. >> Usually usually if you guys are heading to an accident, we just close. >> I need to remind you of the girl. >> Yeah, I'll get her start here. What about Miss August? That crazy psychotic only >> be a good match. >> I thought you would be a good match. Okay. Sue me. >> She wrecked five cars and then tried to fight the cops. >> Yeah, it's not my fault. >> Okay. And then this witness statement here. I just need you to print your name at the top and write what >> pen for you >> in the Brat Mobile. >> Thank you. >> Who then tried to if she knew >> Okay. >> knew the law better than the king under the influence. >> Orville. >> Correct. >> Okay. You had it home or >> just no pleasing you. >> Just no pleasing you. >> Okay. I am pleased and happy with the bottle of beer. >> I am pleased and happy with the fine gift that Miss Gia got me for my birthday. >> I am happy >> dealing with all the craziness that I have on a date. You smelling that at all? >> I thought I caught a whip of it in the back. That's why I had him go down and check. But I don't know you probably smelled a little bit of marijuana coming out the vehicle. I thought I was in the back seat when I was checking underneath the passenger. Oh, >> come on. The last one was beautiful. >> It might just be me, but I I smell the ammy in the squad. >> Yeah, I smelled something in there. I just I don't know what. Tur. >> Yeah, it's hard to say. >> I don't know if the squad's had anybody in there recently or >> Yeah, that's a thing. Hard to say. >> Have you spoken with her yet? >> Yeah, I've got her started on a witness statement. a little bit of a scent of marijuana. >> Well, make sure you put it through your test include modified Romberg and lactic conversions and all that. >> Um, if you're concerned about it, we can let me know. I'll call Rob and we can do a DR. >> Okay. So, >> I mean, she's saying that she had some kind of problem with her steering. Felt like she was driving on ice. She said, "Yep." >> Okay. Um, still failure control at least. No. Yeah. All right. Oh, hey, that's strong. >> Can you smell that? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'll follow up with you here, ma'am. >> Just take it back to your car. I'll do the measurements and stuff. So, you're not >> So, that's a counter. Yeah, that's a measurement. >> We're just going to walk. >> It's a measurement roller. >> This is where she went off the road. Yeah. >> Skid marks. That's how they count skid marks. >> Back and forth between >> Yep. Yep. >> locking up. >> Accident reconstruction. >> Yeah. I felt like it was going between >> locking up and locking up. Especially when I was taking >> You're accident reconstruction, >> especially like right around >> Well, that's what I used to do. >> Coming up on that stuff. a claims examiner. I looked at that [ __ ] all day. >> Where this pole was, I could barely feel myself >> drifting and drifting further and further left and it just would not >> Okay, that >> dog bites. >> Thank you. I appreciate it. >> Okay, so I just have some follow-up questions for you. >> How much alcohol have you consumed tonight? I had um >> I had one drink at like 5:00, I'd say, but nothing besides that. >> Yeah. Right. >> How much have you had to smoke? >> Um like like medication like >> Have you smoked any marijuana? Have you taken any medications at all? >> Oh, I mean um >> Oh, yeah. I smoke all the time >> around that same time, but like again like not like sense and like >> I smoke a lot of weed. You mean like drug medication? Like not like that but like daily medication I >> Okay. So you have taken daily medication today. >> What time? >> Uh around like 8 this morning. I took um I take booone and >> the guy that blew up his house because his wife got it. >> So as far as marijuana have you smoked? >> And he was >> Yes. But not since like >> Oh jeez. >> Okay. How much did you smoke? I probably like >> they were coming to serve him >> and he turned the gas on >> and blew up. >> All right, ma'am. If you could step this way, please. You just stand right here. Okay. So, I'm going to put you through some tests, >> okay? To make sure you're okay to drive. Yeah. >> You You stated that you drank some alcohol, correct? >> And then you stated you smoked a little bit earlier. Okay. >> So, essentially in these tests, I'm I'm testing to see if you're okay to drive tonight. Okay. You understand that? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, first off, I'm going to ask you a couple questions. >> Um, do you have anything wrong with your head or eyes? >> Pictures. >> I wear glasses and contacts. I have contacts in right now. >> And then I handle >> a bath and hound dog bite to a child. >> You said you take medications then facial, >> anxiety, and depression. >> Okay. Um, do any of your medications have anything to do with your eyes? You have anything wrong with your eyes? You bitched about your dog. >> No, it's just our >> me needing glasses. >> Yeah, it's bad. >> You don't have any head injuries? >> No. >> Okay. To be a minor compromise? >> Yes. >> Okay. You wearing contacts right now? >> Correct. >> Okay. Do your contacts um are they color contacts? >> Nope. >> Okay. So, they don't affect your people's eyes at all? >> No. I will say that um a couple weeks ago my glasses broke. I usually do wear glasses. cuz I'm not used to wearing contacts as much. So, I've been having to do that for the past couple of weeks. >> Okay. >> I'm not sure if that would have anything to do with it. Hasn't been affecting my head or anything. It's just >> been a little bit of an adjustment with like, you know. >> All right. So, for this first test, what I have to do is you can take a couple steps back. >> A child in the face right here. >> Yep. That works. >> Okay. So, >> can I take like my book right here? off or should I leave it on? >> You can take it off or keep it on. It's up to you. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, for the first tip of my fingers stimulus, okay? You're going to follow with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay? And you're going to keep your head still. You understand all that? Okay. Bad. Yep. Do not let your children touch dogs they don't know. Okay. And do the same thing, but we're going to go up this time. Okay. Okay, I'm going to move on to the next test. Okay, I'm going have you do stand right down here. >> All that off right here. Yeah, you can take all that off. All right. I'm going have you stand right here. >> Yep. And you can turn to face me. Okay. So, this test is called the walk and turn. Okay. What I'm going to do first is ask you a couple questions. Do you have anything wrong with your back, knees, legs, neck? Anything that would prevent you medically from walking in a straight line or standing on one leg? N. >> Okay. Got what I'm going to do is I'm going to put you in the starting position for the test. Okay. >> So, what you're going to do is you're going to put your left foot on this line here and then your right foot heel to toe in front of that foot. >> Heel to toe. Heel to toe. Yeah. >> And then your hands at your sides. >> Uhhuh. >> And this is the starting position. Don't move from this position until I tell you to do so. You understand? >> Okay. So, what you're going to do is you're >> Oh, speaking of today, I uh someone asked if it was in a response to the show last night. Does Pope Phil wear stiletto heels? >> Yes. >> No. >> Yes. Well, sometimes. >> Sometimes. It depends. >> It depends. Yeah, it depends. >> I got to be in the mood. I got to be in the mood. >> I didn't know how to respond to that one. So, if you want to take a look at the video from last night, >> yeah, sometimes >> please go go ahead and let them know uh what kind of shoes you're wearing, especially right now. Are you >> I'm not I'm barefooted and pregnant. >> Yep. Okay then. Okay then. So, >> G is very happy. G. Mrs. Pope, not so much. Mrs. Okay. >> A little >> It is a a a medical miracle that at 87 years old, uh, Gia's about to be a father. >> Well, she did she did donate her sperm. So, >> that's God. >> Because Gia has more testicular fortitude than a lot of people we cover. That's right. >> That's right. last wrote, >> especially her. >> Yeah, >> she has higher testicular fortitude than many UFC fighters. >> Yes, they do. >> Yes, that's right. They they take her testosterone to make them UFC fighters into real men. >> Yes, they do. Yes, they do. >> Real men. Real men. Yes, >> real men. Genius. Take nine heel to toe steps down this line. Okay. And on your ninth step, you're going to take a series of small steps around your lead foot and return nine heel to toe steps back down that line. >> So nine forward turn, nine back. >> Yep. Okay. I'm going to demonstrate the test for you. >> So you're going to take nine heel toe steps down the line starting >> one, two, three. I took three. You're going to take nine. On your ninth step, you're going to take a series of small steps around your lead foot and return. 1 2 3 all the way to nine heel to toe steps back down the line. You understand that so far? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. During the test, remember to keep your eyes at your feet, your hands at your sides, count your steps out loud, and don't stop the test until you finished. >> Do you understand all of that? >> That's what I think. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 >> Okay, we're going to move on to the next test. This test is called the one leg stand. Okay, I'm going to put you in the starting position for this test. Put your feet together and your hands at your sides. Okay. Don't move from this position until I tell you to do so. Do you understand? >> Okay. So, what you're going to do for this test, you're going to lift a foot of your choosing approximately 6 in off of the ground while keeping your foot parallel to the ground, your legs straight, and your hands at your side. And you're going to count in this manner. 1,00 1,002 1,003 1,004 and so on until I tell you to stop. It's important during the test to keep your eyes at the your eyes at the foot you have raised. >> Okay? I'll demonstrate the test for you. It's going to look like this. 1,00 1,002 100,004 1005 1006 1007 1008 109 and so on until I tell you to stop. >> Okay. >> Do you understand all of that? >> Do you have any questions at all? >> Good. >> You may begin. >> 100 1 2 1 100 3 100 4 100 >> You're doing good. >> Remember to keep your eyes at your foot. I'm sorry. 1008 1009 1,0123 1,456 1,89,201,22,023,024 >> Okay, you can stop. >> 25. Okay, now you stand back up here again. Okay, so for this test, remember how I had you follow the tip of my finger? Okay, then we're going to do the same thing. You're going to follow the tip of my finger again. >> That was a good one. >> Keep your head straight. >> That was a good one. Don't move your head at all. Just follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes out. >> You understand that? Okay. So, what I'm going to do, I'm going to make two circles around your face and then come towards your nose. We're not going to touch your nose. Okay. I'm going to do that twice. So, a total of four circles. I'm going to come in towards your >> minor. My finger with your eyes. >> The judge has to thank you for everything. No problem. >> One more time. Okay. We move on to the next test. I'm going have you do stand where you're standing, feet together, hands at your sides. Okay. When I tell you to, you're going to tilt your head back and close your eyes gently. You're going to estimate the passage of 30 seconds. Okay? However you get there is how you get there. You've estimated the passage of 30 seconds. You're going to tilt your head back down, open your eyes, and tell me to stop. >> I do. >> Normally, how long? Do you have any questions at all? >> Okay. So, hands on your sides. You're going to tilt your head back, close your eyes gently, and then estimate the passage of 30 seconds. You may be dead. Yep. Stop. >> So, for this next test, it's called the finger to nose test. I'm going have you do a stand in the same position you're at. >> Your toes. I'm still stuck on >> stay the same. >> Rub your tummy and pat your head. That's always the hardest. >> That's That damn muppets always got me every time. Pat your head and rub your tummy. >> Yep. >> What? You can't do that? >> I can. >> I I >> It's not that hard. >> I can't do it. >> Oh boy. >> Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. >> Another fail. Yep. >> I know. >> And I don't even drink. >> I don't even drink. So >> position you're at, you're going to hold your fingers out like your hands out like this with your fingers pointing out. Okay. All right. When I tell you to, you're going to close your eyes and then you're going to touch the corresponding finger to your nose that I tell you to. >> So I'm going to say left and right and you're going to touch that finger to your nose. >> Okay. >> Okay. Do you understand all of that? Okay. Close your eyes, left, right, left, right, left. You can open your eyes now. So, you said you smoked one joint earlier, >> like a couple hits. A couple hits at the joint. At what time? >> Around 5 to 6 PM. >> Okay. Gota. And do you do you have any raw marijuana on you? >> I do. >> Okay. >> How old are you? >> 20. >> Do you have a medical marijuana card? >> I do not. >> Okay. All right. Well, since you're underage, um you can't have raw marijuana on you. >> You're underage. You're underage. >> How much do you have? I have um the zip. >> A zip >> which is about like an ounce. >> Okay. Gotcha. And that's in what? Your purse? >> It's in my book bag. >> Okay. Gotcha. >> It's for my brother's 21. >> For my brother. >> I know that probably doesn't help, but >> um would you be willing to take a portable breath test tonight? Please. >> Okay. All right. >> Trying to stop women from voting. >> Yeah. Oh boy. >> Yep. I was kind of surprised reading that that he didn't agree with it. >> Women don't like him. He doesn't care. Yeah, but he's trying to get them bad for now. >> He doesn't hit women. >> You cannot physically dominate him. If you're a firefighter or a police officer or the military, anything where physical domination of Chile is involved, >> there is no women. He will ban them. >> Yeah. >> He will ban them as governor. >> Yes. So he's saying that no woman in the world could dominate him or just >> Yes. He said that even the top UFC fighter women cannot. >> He said that the uh world champion wrestler could not dominate him. So >> Yep. >> And not WWE the uh the uh real [ __ ] >> I could kick his ass. Are you kidding? So you're telling me that he believes he couldn't take down an Israeli military veteran who is mandator has mandatory service. >> Women do not have the ability to take down Chile Dcastro. That is his contention. >> Uhhuh. >> I'll buy that for a dollar. >> You do not have the ability. even the best remember he's the guy who thinks he can take uh Logan Paul in a wrestling match for the first five minutes. So he or or Jake Paul, sorry, not Logan, Jake Paul. Logan's the WWF guy. Jake Paul's the one who's a boxer or whatever he is. So >> not anymore. Um you got to let his jaw heal. >> Yes. Yes. >> Well, yeah, there's a lot going on there. They say that uh some of his opponents were given signs to let up on Jake Paul. >> Yes, you can see it. You can see it when you watch the video. You can see it. >> Especially in the >> Some people just don't care >> in the Tyson fight where he was really getting his ass kicked and >> Yep. And then all of a sudden Tyson quit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Tyson was reminded where the money was coming from. >> So, >> could could we get Manny Pacquiao to take Chile in a fight? Because I think that would be good. It would be a future governor versus a previous governor. Granted, Pacquiao is for the Philippines, but I think it would be an interesting thing. We could raise money. >> Has anybody ever seen a video of Chile wrestling? Has anyone seen one? >> No. No. >> Ever. ever. >> Nope. >> There you go. Ever. Ever. >> Uh, also the uh I would like to see Ronda Rousey just three minutes with Jelly. >> Oh, yes. >> She >> I would I would love to see Ria Ripley for three minutes with him get by Mommy. >> Yeah. Ria Ripley's WWE. Rousey's now back to uh professional fighting. >> All right, fine. Let's get Holly Holmes. >> Holly Holmes. Yeah. Uh, we'll see if he could be dominated. Do, what are you doing, fell >> hitting ice? >> Pulling a Randy. >> No, you understand every little thing you're doing is on the is on the audio right now. >> It's my chains. It's my chains. >> It's my chains. >> It's my cuffs and my chains. Yep. all broken. >> Night sergeant, my darling Angel, whoever you are. Got another I got another stalker. There we go. >> You guys are calculating in the marijuana that you smoke too. >> We got some mayor Joana. >> What are you going to do? >> All right, ma'am. I'm going to need you to turn around and put your hands behind your back, please. >> Put your hands together like you're clapping. You've been very good. You >> want to go? No, >> you've been very good about everything. So, here's what's going to happen. He's going to have to take you to get a urine test. That has to be done by another female officer. So, he may have to run. >> Not you're not going to go to the highway patrol post cuz we don't have a female there. He may have to take you down to the county. >> Where am I going? >> Orville PD or we have to find a female officer to collect. So, once that is done, your parents are down there. I'm going to go explain to them what's going on. We're going to release you to them once this is all done. >> No weapons of any kind. Yes, you need to have her home. It's not going to get you. >> No, I have. >> You said you had marijuana with you. How much do you have? I have a zip hole which is about like an I don't know what that back of your Yeah. Heat. Uh Art, you are not blocked. I can see you. If you come up on screen, uh we can see you. So look at the screen now. Uh you're seeing what we're seeing. Anytime you think you're blocked, people uh just look at the screen. Uh you would appear blocked. here in the jack. Take a seat right there. I'll be back with you in a second. Okay. I'm going to advise you of your rights. Okay. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do it will be used against you in the court. You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to have an attorney at present during any questioning. And you have the right to stop answering questions at any time. >> You understand all of those rights? >> You're sorry. I can >> move this bag away. >> Yeah, me too. Why am I not going to >> I want to be banned. By me? >> Bye. >> Yeah, I'll grab your >> ban you cuz you own the channel. Even though >> even though you're supposed to be banned right now due to the promotion till the end of the month, you cannot be officially banned because you own the channel. >> Uhhuh. >> Hour later. >> Okay, cool. You can step out. All right, I'll explain all your paperwork to you here. Okay. Sorry that took so long. I was having issues with the the program. But so here is this citation here. It's going to be a mandatory program. >> Hey, Virgo. >> It's going to be on the 15th, this coming Wednesday at 8:30 here at the Wayne County Municipal Court right here on the corner. Okay. Um, so like I said, it's a mandatory appearance 15 to 8:30. It's for failure to control the vehicle and then OVI. >> Okay. And then these two citations here are regarding the marijuana. Um, one is for possession of marijuana and one is for drug paraphernalia. Both of those are going to be you're going to appear on the same date for those as well. So, it's all going to be taken care of on the same day. And this sheet in here is that form that I read you in the jail prior to obtaining that test. >> Okay. >> Do you understand everything? Do you have any questions at all? >> No. >> Okay. Here's those. >> He provided a urine specimen which was tested for alcohol and the result was a blood alcohol concentration of 0.51%. which is over the legal limit of someone under the age of 21. So, uh, BAC 51 >> or blood Yeah, BAC blood alcohol concentration. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Uh, I didn't see that one coming. That's That's >> Yep. Yep. >> Let's see what it says. She was charged with operating a vehicle impaired, failure to control, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia. On July 2nd, 2024, she pleaded guilty to an amended charge of having a prohibited blood alcohol concentration for an individual under the age of 21. All of the original charges were dismissed. >> Of course they were. Of course they were. >> She was fined $200 plus court costs and she was placed on probation for 6 months. In addition, her license was suspended for six months. And folks, that's the end of another night. I want to thank everyone for being here. Uh yeah, Virgo, you got here just in time to say good night. Uh but we do have a fun show if you go back and take a look at what we did tonight. And we did not did not did not do Dearly Beloved. So take that, Mr. Uh, NCR. >> Yeah, >> nice. >> Fine. >> Yeah, >> I will call off the email. >> Yeah, >> come back for Monday. It'll be fun. Come back for Monday. Come back for >> Yeah. >> Phil Monday. >> We are not >> Monday. >> We are not with you tomorrow night, but Phil will be Phil and the gang will be with you Monday nights. I'm usually off Monday nights unless we have some sort of breaking news story. Uh folks, again, have a good night. For those of you in the East Coast, uh yeah, watch out uh watch out for the folks uh actually the blizzard that's supposed to be hitting the northeast to keep the demon in Boston under a foot of snow is from what what I was hearing. Uh we're supposed to get two inches, so I'm not too worried about that. I've got soda. I've got water. I've got everything I need for right now. So, on that note, anything for the cast before we get the hell out of here? >> Go Bears. >> No. No. >> Come join me tomorrow night for another episode of the Craptown Florida man Ranking Podcast. It will be a doozy. >> And tomorrow, >> uh, between 1 and three, we'll have our own podcast up the, uh, week. basically the collection of all the news articles from the week. We are trying to work on the Far Troll story and a Chile Dcastro story for today. So hopefully we'll get those done in time to be included in the weekly podcast. And hopefully Pants is alive. So say a prayer for Pants as he's entering the Oh my god, this thing is still here portion of his man cold. Heat. Hey, Heat. Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey. Heat. Heat.