[Music] It's been dark way too long in this place. That bright smile long gone been replaced. From ear to ear, I see that fear in your face. Tell me when the last time you felt safe cuz there's some evil people in the streets. Evil at your front door creeping while you sleep. It's time to raise up. Show that evil weak. We don't turn the other cheek. I can show you how to be strong. Come on, follow me. You looking for a hero? Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like what's up. I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I kick back up. We go through bad days, hard times, low pay, high crime pathways to a life without sunshine. I'm the lifeline with this lifeline. Going to be the pipeline shining in the night time. Bet on me to smoke down. I'mma go toe to toe. Already know that I'm never going to back down. Bet on me to stand tall. I take on anything for my crew. Better risk it all. Wicked wicked people in the streets. Corruption in the politics and the police. It's time to raise up. Take a stand against the seat. We won't take a backseat. I can show you how to be strong. Come on. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like what's up. I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I get back up. Get back up. Get back up. Get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma go. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. Yeah. No more running from that bad guy. Don't worry about it. I'm right here. What's up? I know that journey been hard for you. Okay. I ain't giving up. We ain't giving up. I got the heart of a champion. And if I get knocked down, I get back up. >> Yo to the yo to the ho ho ho. Good evening everybody. How are you >> doing? Well, doing well. >> I'm here. I'm alive. >> I'm back. >> She's back. >> I'm not dead. >> Oh, how the hell are you, Gia? >> I'm good. It thunderstormed here today. I was so happy. So happy. >> Good. Good. God. >> Uh, tonight tonight is a very very special edition of the RCN hangout as for every super chat that you make, you can ask an intimate question of Pope Phil. >> Oo, >> intimate. >> Intimate. any amount you can ask him from his dirtiest thoughts to why he doesn't keep up with Chile Dcastroni, but he can't answer without a super chat. So, we've got 10 slots and any super chat will do it. You can ask him why he hates his people and loves his corgi. You can ask all sorts of things of Mr. for Pope Phil tonight. >> I don't hate you. I don't hate you. Jim's just being an idiot. Jim's just being an idiot. >> But we also have tons of stuff going on to catch up over the weekend. Uh, let's go for the stupidest thing first. Caroline in Fort Worth was arrested for failing a drug test. And why did she fail a drug test? because she says uh she was basically being handed various pills and >> O don't say the name don't say the brand name just say Oxy something oxy something is the thing we can use >> oxymoron >> Tylenol 3 from other people they were just handing them to her because she gets migraines Yes. >> And it's often how that happens. >> Now, there is something we need to address here. >> Yes. >> The two medications that she had named. >> Yes, baby. What else can you do? >> One is a coding based medication that is predominantly prescribed for muscle muscle tears, muscle aches, you know, minor injuries that would still cause a bit of severe pain. >> Right. The other is a highly regulated, highly monitored opioid >> and addictive. And addictive. Highly addictive. >> Uh, we we we have a question here. >> Oh, yes, we have a question. Thank you, Becca, for the $2 super chat. Pope Phil, when will you profess your love for me? That's Becca asking. >> For Becca, I've always confessed my love for her. She's the one who acts like I'm not her type even though everyone knows I am. >> No, I'm talking to my per >> and and uh Phil, while while we're at it, why don't you profess your love for Griffy and do the Griffy invocation. >> Oh god. Hi Griffy. Jesus. I'm hitting on your I'm hitting on your should be wife and you got to come in and [ __ ] ruin it. All right. >> Yeah. Yeah, thanks for joining. Thanks for joining. >> Yeah, >> now >> we have another update uh for the next two weeks. Parson Fridays will return as Parson paid 20 bucks over the weekend or or he donated cat food. So yes, if you donate cat food, you get to take part in one of our three bribes. And let's just go through the three bribes really fast before we get going and I forget about them again. Uh, the three bribes are the force gym grift. For a $10 donation, you can force me to say nice things about a person, place, or thing on the next available weekn night because gosh darn it, I need to look up some stuff cuz I don't do compliments. Uh, the name the show grift. For a $10 donation, you can name the show on the next available weekn night. Mondays are out and Tuesdays, uh, Griffy normally names the show, but he didn't send one this week. Uh, so Griffy, I guess Griffy can name tomorrow show. Uh, number three, the nickname Grift. For a $10 donation, you can rename a specific cast member on the next available weekn night. Now, this one we had some confusion about because during our last marathon on Saturday, Griffy donated and uh to change Gia's nickname, we instead of doing it tomorrow or yesterday, we did it during the live stream for a couple of hours. So, it was on screen for a couple of hours. >> It was horrible. It was horrible. >> And it was horrible. >> Yes. Now returning to the Carolina situation. Uh now you said you looked at her rate uh uh NCR. >> Yes. Um >> and she's making enough money to actually buy insurance, let alone go to the doctor and get a prescription. She in her stupid uh live stream uh which she did yesterday said she's poverty and she couldn't afford to go to the doctor, couldn't afford to get prescriptions, couldn't afford health insurance. Now, how much is she actually making? All right. Now, I just based this off my current RPM. And for me to go any further, RPM is per thousand views you make on your videos, your shorts, and your live streams. You get a different amount for the video rate based off my current RPM of $8 and I think it's 62 65 66. She made in the last three weeks $25860, which is still enough for her to go to an urgent care and see a doctor even without insurance. However, her lives in the last 3 weeks at a current RPM of $33, $12,430.35. Dear God. >> Okay. Combining both totals, you're still looking at about 12 12,700 12,800 around that range, >> right? And if you apply Yeah. Go ahead. >> That's not counting super chats. That's not counting any super chats, direct donations, PayPals, Venmos, cash apps. That is just off a thousand views per video. And if you get an Obamacare plan, even if I can't see it being more than $1,000 for just her. >> Oh, not even there. >> Just for basic health care. I mean, I used to have to pay. Now, now, mind you, I was in the top range for Obamacare. Uh, and it was 6 years ago. I was paying 600 bucks a month for my premium. But what that was the most advanced premium in the area out of pocket every month for that. >> But here's the thing. Even if she's claiming that she is the, you know, she's at this level of poverty, she doesn't have any money, she can still go through the county that she resides in or the state and get state-based medical care, which usually is done through uh a private insurance company uh similar like some companies like uh Humanana or Anthem, Blue Cross, Blue Shield, they will do a Medicaid branch for the states to provide to people who cannot afford private insurance. >> And just circling back to answer Becca's question, we're talking about Carolina Carolina in Fort Worth. She was arrested on Sat or Friday for a bond violation because she failed the piss test. And basically she admitted she went on the air yesterday in a video that she's since taken down where she admitted that she's using oxymoron and coding uh coding or well um Tylenol 3 plus other drugs that she has no prescription for that people just hand her the pills. Just hand her the pills. So >> very smart. >> Uh thank you Phil for your horrible horrible uh contribution. Now that's not the 20 bucks you otherwise owe the show. I'm making sure of that. You owe the show 20 bucks for your share of uh the software. So, just making sure of that. So, I can write this down. >> Blackies. >> Oh, >> now it won't be tomorrow night because Griffy already uh Griffy just gave me the tomorrow night. But >> yeah, >> I bought dog food. I bought food last night. >> We still have positions. Don't forget we still have positions available for Ruler of the Kitties. >> That's right. Uh if you want to contribute, our highest membership level is Ruler of the K Kitties. Uh where you can help out with the expenses in buying cat food every month. Uh thank you Dave for the $5 super chat. So Carolina bustered her bond by popping positive. Guess she didn't read and understand her bond rules. That's on her uh all the way. Yeah. She basically she's she's saying, "Oh, people just hand me pills and I just take them." And that's not illegal. That's not illegal. >> Actually, it is. >> Nobody's going to hire her. >> And and my my parole officer said it was okay just because it was a little bit. I only missed the test by a little bit. I only failed by a little bit. So, it's okay. >> Okay. Okay. This is where I'm going to have to call [ __ ] I know you don't like me swearing that much, boss, but I'm going to have to >> I don't care if you swear. >> Okay. Well, I'm calling [ __ ] on this one because this isn't like a math test where, you know, I was only just two points away from passing with a with a a average. No. No. Th this is either it's in your system or it's not in your system. >> And hey, Diver Dan. Uh yeah, it's I don't know. I know that she's just a mess. and by admitting to what she did, admitting to the bond violation after she just had to get bonded out again. I I I I don't know what to say. It is a level of stupidity that we haven't seen for a while. But it runs into our second stupid subject as any guesses any guesses any guesses >> the board game. That's right. After almost a year, Chile Dcastro announced that he has given up on his board game >> altogether. He's actually admitted defeat. >> Yes, he he posted on his YouTube channel that he is no longer going to be producing the board game. He has other things to do. >> Excuse me. Uh Mr. Finch, sir. uh NCR really uh from uh NCR News Network. I have a question on behalf of Parson. >> Will he get his money back for the pre-order of the board game? >> He says that everyone had been refunded and I've asked Parson, but Parson never responded to my DM. >> So, >> can you please confirm that Chile is telling the truth that he has refunded you your money for your pre-order of the board game? What game? >> Yes. >> What game? >> No, remember that uh Parson or Parson Chile basically for the first like four months of this year devoted all his time to that game. He was not live streaming. >> It was wonderful. >> Space. >> Yeah, it was wonderful. He wasn't live streaming. He he was, you know, devoting all his time. But the weirdest thing is, uh, he's still blaming the hack for his loss of revenue and not his taking four months off from live streaming. So, I don't >> I I I I just have to say this and it's something I covered in today's video and it's something I that they don't understand this. They are self-sabot sabotaging themselves with all their stupidity. Chile is b Chile's based his whole channel's revenue on his live streams. Not his videos, but his live streams >> and people like Floyd and uh JC News Now who constantly delete their videos and just re-upload them. Those those people are just killing their channels slowly by doing that. If you read the terms of service, they tell you you can't do that, >> right? >> So, he's just realizing now that he needs money to go into production. Well, Chile knew he needed $100,000 about what was it four or five months ago. He was told that if he was going to stay with his current print shop, he would need $10,000 to produce uh or $100,000 to produce 10,000 games. So, um, Press Place is the place to you mass produce a game for national. >> Yeah, >> that's what you do. Yeah, that's what you do. Yep. >> Or just like just like >> go to Kiko. H how did >> Go ahead. >> Go to Kinko's stand of the copier. Yep. Yep. >> Well, how did he come up with the $50 original price point? He went to uh Walmart and looked at games. >> Yeah. He pulled it out of his hand >> and they said >> no research. >> They said, "Well, all all the games are 50 bucks." So, he did not research, you know, >> assembly costs, storage costs. He was going to print out 10,000 games. Where the hell was he going to put them? >> You know, he's barking. Has he never watched an episode of Shark Tank? >> No, >> he has not. >> No. >> No. Let alone he had he paid all that money to have the prototypes uh printed up. And remember, there's about a thousand cards per game. And each card is important. And this is a children's game. >> And that wall, that wall of nonsense. >> Yeah, the wall. He the wall he's still using. He's going to use it to teach. >> Okay. >> So, we can actually now prove beyond a reasonable doubt Chile's never took an economics class or a business course. >> Yeah. >> No, he has no idea what the [ __ ] he's or or what the fudge he's doing. >> Well, let let let's put it like this. My older brother, he loves watching Shark Tank. He loves watching that show, The Profit. And I watch it with him at times. And one of the craziest things is when they explain the cost of making a product to cost of selling of said product. >> Yes. >> All right. So, for example, >> profit. Yep. Profit. >> I Let's say I make a t-shirt, right? basic t-shirt with just NCR news on it. It costs me $5 to make the shirt. I need to now make money for the cost of the shirt, the shipping of the shirt, and then a profit. So, I would price it at about $15, maybe 20. That way, I make a profit and I cover the costs of doing business. If he is just going off of, oh well this game costs 50 or this game costs 75, you're not making any money. You're pissing away money, >> right? and he also thought he would get it in big box stores, but he doesn't understand how a store planner works or how they have long-term deals in place. And often they have next year already planned right now. Everything for next year already planned. All shelf space is taken >> for next year. I mean, we're going to get the >> premium brands paper shelf space. Yes. Right. >> That's why you see CocaCola at eye level and house above it or below. Right. >> Right. Eye level gets the the most exposure and is the most expensive. Yep. >> Same with wine or anything. Yep. >> In the toy aisle, you are not going to make it in there. You have Caner, you have Hasbro, you have everybody who who make you have McFarland Toys, you have >> Lego, you have Yeah. NECA, you have everybody. >> They've already taken the space. It's very rare. Uh Hasbro alone, Star Wars, Marvel, G.I. Joe, uh you're not going to make it into that planner. Especially with an unproven product. He didn't even know how to play the freaking game. >> He's never play tested it. >> Parson, I'll tell you what. When I open the merch up, that will be one of the shirts I'll make. It's an NCR worthy shirt. >> And go ahead. >> I need to make one with the corgi and the and the flamingo. >> Oh, I have designs. >> Neighborhood of advertising. >> Those will sell. Oh, well, I have designs for that. Don't worry. >> Yeah, he he literally doesn't understand there's so much more than just making the product. >> You have somebody gave him an office with a phone. >> Yeah. >> He was a sales guy. >> Yeah. 10 years in New York as same time he was gave living in Las Vegas. >> Yeah. >> And he was working the streets of West Hollywood. I mean, he he had an office in West Hollywood. And >> Yes. Uh, yes. >> Okay. >> So, >> to do this for Chile because I know it's going to piss him off and I I He's a businessman doing business things. Okay. You don't understand. Talking to the most powerful businessman who's got the most biggest hands out there. >> Huge, huge, huge hand. Huge, >> huge hands. >> Chili Castro is huge >> in like it. >> It's most amazing thing ever. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> I taught him how to eat Anthony. >> Fork and a knife. >> Hey, Anthony. >> Caruso. Caruso. >> Garuso. Good man. >> Uh, Diver Dan. I don't even know if they Milton Bradley still if they were absorbed by somebody. >> No, they still put out board games. >> Okay. Uh what's the other stuff we have going on? We have uh yesterday DMA and Rean Benson returned to Sheridan uh Colorado where they used to hang out all the time till they got run out of town. She brought brought a uh whole binder full of complaints from the last time they were in Sheridan. All the police reports and stuff. She was going to read them at the public meeting, but there was no public feedback portion of the of the uh meeting. No, >> she literally says, >> "I don't hold grudges, and I let bygones be bygones, and nothing can get to me." Yet, she's holding a flipping binder full of grudges. Literally. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Literally. Oh, god. Uh, let's see. We've got a couple other stories coming out tomorrow. So, uh, we're going to have probably an early by 10:00 a.m. Eastern, depend on depending on when I get it out. I've still have one more story to write. Uh, the other thing is the, uh, Fraud Troll versus Christopher Cordova lawsuit or other way around. Christopher Cordova versus Fraud Troll lawsuit. Uh there was a minor uh hiccup today as Troll's uh lawyer didn't file for both Troll and his wife, so they had to redo the uh >> the oopsy doodle. Yes. Uh which um you got doxed. Uh Anthony, you got doxed. Well, I'm sorry you got doxed and I don't know who VVCW is. So, >> Vegas Valley Community Cop Watch, I think, or >> Okay. >> Watch. >> Well, I'm sure >> I'm not sure. I'm just I'm just going off acronyms. >> Okay. So, I I'm sorry you got doxed, but you're always welcome here, no matter who you are, Mr. for Big Johnson. His name is Big Johnson. >> And remember to bring pizza, Anthony. >> Yeah. >> With Perylactics and prophylactics. >> Yeah. Well, >> for the ladies. >> Yeah. So, okay then. Uh yeah, we've got and uh breaking tonight. Uh Long Island Audit served. But I think he was back in Florida and he served that mayor uh a lawsuit. >> Yes, a defamation lawsuit. He says the video will be released Sunday of him serving the mayor. >> So I will be looking out for that. So like >> Well, we we've also got uh yeah, he it is tomorrow's the 15th. He made $1,500 as leading in the uh in the crowd sourcing campaigns for the month. The other three campaigns, including ours, no one has topped $100. So, if you want to help out, we do have crowdsourcing. It does. It's in the scroll at the bottom of the screen right here as I'm pointing to it and you can't see me point to it. So, yeah. Uh he's running away with the month again. $1,500 already for the one campaign, but everyone else is under $100 for the month. It's a little scary. Uh, and go ahead. >> I I I would just like to uh send out my uh sympathies and and uh best wishes to those in Long Island who are suffering from very bad flooding from the storms. >> Yes. because they've acted like citizen journalists and like, you know, posted videos of their own tragedy going on as opposed to being somewhere else being a jackass and promoting your own [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> But what would take for somebody in Long Island, you might want to cover an actual story that's going on with human consequences. >> Oh. Oh, no. He Yeah, he he's got got to >> uh Those are minor. Those don't they don't matter. >> Other people suffering. Yeah, that's no no. >> Yeah. Remember, we are me the we the people. Not me. Me the we the we the people. Me the people. Yeah. >> We are me the people. Uh me the people. So uh Chile Castro was supposed to go live tonight. I don't know what's going on there. Uh the fraud troll thing. Uh yeah, again the snafu was just stupid today. I don't I hope his lawyer gets his act together because otherwise this is not going to be not going to go well for him. Especially in a crowdsourced, remember his defense is being crowdsourced. You're paying for it. >> And not me. This guy, well, whoever's donating, this guy totally screws the pooch the first day. I hope >> I bought cat food last week and I don't get to name a show. >> Uh, you can you name every you are our benefactor to keep >> name anything. You don't ask me nothing. >> Hello. >> Phil sucks Mondays perpetually because of you. Okay. So, >> remember >> that was a that was a different thing. >> Well, it anytime you make a donation, I add 10 weeks to fill sucks Monday. >> Oh, okay. All right. Whatever. >> I just thought that's what you wanted so we can keep it going forever. >> Forever. >> That's fine. Can Can I Can I ask that we allow her to at least name one show? >> Well, >> what? >> Not this week, but we're already loaded up for this week. We got >> Yeah, I like the Phil suck. Yeah, I like that cuz Phil suck. >> Yeah. Yep. >> Yeah, we're loaded up for this week, but maybe next week because >> that's okay. >> I was trying to remember. >> Hi, >> we still have a few slots open if you want to ask Mr. Pope Phil an intimate embarrassing question about his hemorrhoids. You can do that. You can do that right now for any any super chat. Uh but we are going to transition into drunk girl. Uh we are basically going to uh cover the paper a bunch of stuff tonight. We got six big articles tonight. Uh in fact uh right now Mr. Pants is reading three of them. I'll have three more and a stinger for him in the overnight hours so I can get things going. We are still experimenting with formatting uh and the animation. I do have a ton of animation to do. >> And yeah, hi. Hi. Hi, Zoe. How are you? Uh and Miss Touche. Miss Touche. Not only does she get uh to ask Phil an embarrassing question, she gets to name a show Zoe Land Express. >> Sorry about the squeaking. Sorry. >> Let me write down Zoe Land Express. >> Excuse me. I'm sorry. >> Okay, so that's written down. Uh, are there going to be any weddings? There may be weddings uh tonight as we're about to bring up the first drunk girl. And no one is immune tonight. No one. Oh, >> yes. It's after dinner squeaky ball insanity. >> Yes. >> Happens every day. Yep. >> Yeah. See, $10 super chat. You could name a show that. >> Yep. Squeaky ball insanity. Okay, let's get the right one up. That's what she said. H >> officers were dispatched following reports of an intoxicated passenger. >> Got a bad feeling about this one. >> Well, Gina, the way you're acting right now, they're not going to let you fly. >> You seem like you're intoxicated on something. >> They're not going to let you fly. You're intoxicated. >> She's just dropped on low. >> Be honest with us. >> I will I'm like the kid of >> somebody like a cop in the airport. >> Daddy's a big way. >> Um >> cop's daughter. It says cop's daughter. >> Sneaks Xanax into the airport. >> Uh I'm going to go to the >> When's the last time you drank something or took something? >> Have you been drink? Did you have some drinks last night or today? >> God, you're >> just be honest. >> No, not today. Um, I just saw my sister and [Music] >> uh, so Tomato says Tomato says he loves him a good airport freak out. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today at the site of this special occasion in which this girl will freak out when she finds out she's married to tomatoes. >> Yes. >> Girl who's calm at the moment? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish, and not turn tomatoes into ketchup? >> There's your answer. >> That would be a yes. and tomato. You take this woman to your lovely wed YouTube spouse to honor, cherish, and hopefully freak out. [Applause] for an emia YouTube and wife. You make some ride. >> Okay. Well, right. You're acting like I said, they're not going to let you fly. So, what time is your flight today? >> Right now, if you went to the gate, they probably would not let you board. >> So, but do me a favor. Finish tying your shoe. We don't want you to trip. >> What? What I'm telling you is that if they don't let me board my flight, it's going to be a huge problem. >> Well, so >> I know I I >> I will do anything to tie your shoe. >> My god. >> Go ahead and tie your shoes so you don't trip >> and then we'll go from there. Okay. >> Let me see if I can get a CCS. >> Right. I can tell you right now the way that you're they're acting, they won't let you fly cuz they think you might be intoxicated and they can't have you up in the air like that. >> Okay. Do you have anyone we can talk? >> I I I don't. It's okay though. It's okay. >> Who are you flying out with? First of all, >> I'm not flying with anybody. I'm flying alone. >> No. No. Who you What airline are you flying with? So, I'm going to Orlando. >> You're going to Orlando. >> And who are you flying to get to Orlando with? Like Delta. >> My sister. >> Which airline? >> Sister. >> Delta. American >> United. >> Southwest. >> We're just want to make sure. >> Feel so bad. >> I feel so bad about >> We just want to make sure you're okay. All right. All right. Once you ma'am, you're going to have to go onto the other side. security. Either get a cab. I'll see if I can get a CCS to help you or you can you can go sit on the other side. >> What's your name? >> My name is Officer Davidson, ma'am. I'm sorry. >> Davidson. >> Yep. >> I am going to write a good review for you. Amazing. >> Um I >> I'm going to write a review for you. >> You want to sit down over here? >> Give you some first class ride. Okay. I don't I can walk. >> No, I think you should ride this. All right. >> You should take a seat >> cuz you were stumbling earlier. We want to make sure you're okay. You're not like I said, you're not. >> Okay. >> Treat you like a queen. Come on. Sit down. >> Okay. But can I talk to you about >> Huh? Yeah, sure. Go ahead and have a seat and you Yep. Tell me everything. Let's go. >> It's not alcohol. >> Cuz if she was that, like, let's say if she was that intoxicated, you'd be able to smell it. >> No smelling anything. >> Nothing. There's there's no smell. These thighs are dilated. Uh and basic basic what they're saying whatever she took she took right before she like got on this plane. I think it was probably like u Xanax something to help her be calm. >> Miss Gina, we can't sit here all day. I just need you to do me a favor. >> I'm not asking. >> No, no. I'm asking you I'm asking you to get up so you can start walking so we can get you out of here. Okay. >> All right. So, >> all right, >> Miss Gina. >> All right. >> All right. Well, do me a favor. >> Can you start walking forward a little bit cuz you are wobbling like no other. So, do me a favor. Take a seat right here. >> You don't have to sit back down, ma'am. Look, you're not in trouble yet, but I need you to start listening. >> Fall down. You can call your father and I'll talk to him and then he'll probably talk to you and not know the way you want to be talked to or you can just hop in this chair. We'll take you on the other side. You can sit down there. No. Well, then you need to stand up and show us that you can actually walk without any problems cuz right now you you've wavered. You're So stand up. Stand up, please. I want you to walk to that officer right there. You can't ma'am. Excuse me. >> Okay. Sit down, please. Sit down. >> Sit down, please. >> Ma'am, sit down right here. >> Ma'am, just sit down right here. >> Nice. >> There you go. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> First off, >> I got her. Stop. >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Want to be in handcuffs? >> Go ahead. >> No. You got >> All right. What dad does when I'm bad for this [ __ ] >> All right. Come on. You're under arrest. Come on. >> You're under arrest for public intoxication. Stop resisting. Give me your hand. >> Please. >> I'm not arrested. You're arrested. Please 95. >> She slipped out of there. >> Yes. Yeah. >> I just want to talk to my dad. >> Yeah. I was about to ask Gia. Is that real hair or is that extensions? >> Probably extensions. Who knows? >> Who knows? Bill probably knows. >> Bill knows. Phil knows all about that kind of stuff. Yep. Yep. >> Well, that's, you know, I learned it from Chi-Chi Ro because she's the mother superior of the Vestal Virgins and apparently the vest virgins like >> Yes. >> So, >> well, all I can say, Go ahead, TJ. >> I can say it wasn't professionally done by a good place. So, it was either a beginner or selfdone if it's not a wig. >> Well, look at her hair now. It looks like it's a wig cuz I mean that part here >> looks that looks weird. So, let's see if the hair actually comes off. >> All right. What the hell? >> What's that? >> What the hell did I miss? >> Uh, your future wife. What do you mean my future wife? >> Well, we already married her off to tomatoes, but after tomatoes, she's going straight to your house. >> Why the hell she coming to my house? She's already made tomatoes. You You keep her. >> Because that's where the flight's going. Okay. >> Yeah. The flight is going to your house >> directly. >> There ain't no airport near me. >> Well, not when she's flying the plane. to my dad, please. I want to talk to my dad, please. >> Daddy, [Music] daddy, >> you had every opportunity. >> Don't put your hands on me. >> It's okay. Come on, cheer. >> Oh my god. I need help. Help. Help. Help. Help. I want to talk to my dad. >> I want to talk to my daddy. [Applause] >> Get up and sit in the chair. >> There you go. >> You got the hat. You got that. Here's your hat. >> Is what it is. Hey, >> your feet. >> Push your >> I asked you for this. >> Oh my god. >> You see? >> I I swear to God, my dad willing you. You have no idea who the I'm messing with. My dad willing you and I'm I'm being stupid. My dad will literally you so worry about it. He will in the next week. I promise you. >> My dad hit the elevator. I thought >> Okay. Where's my phone? Your phone and stuff is in here. Let's go. >> Okay, good. >> Dude, there's no APs here. >> Down. Somebody help. >> Miss Gina, >> no. >> Miss Gina, >> you're done with you. >> So, you're going to sit down and >> you're going to listen to this officer. Sit down. Put your feet up right now. >> No. No. >> You think we got an upstairs? >> Go get an AP. >> Let me know if there's one upstairs or not. >> Daddy, [Music] >> you know, my father had a lot of >> my father had a lot of influence. >> Dude, can you stop? >> No. in the city of Chicago. And I would never ever ever use his name to get out of something like this. Ever. >> In the 80s, I was on a plane with somebody that was this drunk and she wanted to get some air. >> Oh, dangerous. >> That's dangerous. two guys sit on top of her and basically braced themselves using the armrest that nearly came off to keep her down. >> Yep. >> And there were no air marshals. It was just the stewardesses and passengers and flight crew. >> And she kept saying she needed air cuz she was going to get sick and she kept getting off. >> So they sat on landed landed at San Francisco. No, he wasn't a mob boss. He wasn't. >> He did work in concrete, though. But he wasn't a boss. >> Well, he did. He was He was He was a contractor. Yes, he was a contractor. Yes, >> he was a contractor. >> He was He was >> He was a cleaner. He was a cleaner. >> He was He wasn't a cleaner. contract cleaner. >> He was >> He worked with some gravel. >> He was a mason and a contractor. >> A freemason. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> So he worked in waste management is what you're saying. >> No. >> Yeah. Waste management. No. >> Yeah. No. >> Contractor. Freemason. I just, you know. No. >> Everybody thought he worked at the aquarium cuz he fed the fishies. >> Yeah. >> No. No. You're treating a woman like this. >> Is wrong with you? >> We're trying to be nice to you. >> No, you're not. >> Yes. >> Well, I agree. You don't treat a woman like that, but >> you're not a woman. We're not going to kill you. Go ahead. >> Just relax. >> Somebody relax. Relax, Phil. >> What is it? Scotch. >> How did she get that from? >> Yeah, something in the diet for Mountain Dew bottle. >> See? >> Oh, look. Xanax. >> Yep. It's a zany. >> There you go. >> A zany with alcohol. >> There you go. >> She's so jacked up. >> There you go. >> Yep. 15 13 >> and she doesn't have a prescription bottle. >> No. >> Why did Why are you putting me in handcuffs? >> Cuz you were intoxic. >> Let me talk to my father. >> Sorry. It was And then other things that we found out. >> Talk to my father, please. Let me talk to my father, please. >> I'm I'm a young I'm a young woman. I am I I need to talk to my father. >> Stupid woman. >> This is so >> No, we're in Georgia. Savannah, Georgia. >> This is so wrong. >> Please, I'm not trying to fight with you. I just I just want to talk to my father. Please. >> I understand. I Sir, >> okay, now I'm officially creeped out. We have two evil Well, we have Bob and we have Cooper. A male and a female. Both long-haired black cats. Bob hates my guts. For the last hour, I thought Cooper was sitting next to me on the heating pad and Cooper just walked across my desk. It was Bob the whole time. So now I have two black cats looking up at me. One of them plotting my death. But still, >> it's that time of the year. >> That's Yeah. Yeah. I I'm like cuz Bob never comes this close to me. He doesn't like me. He's the only cat we have that does not like me. He He sees me and hisses. He won't, you know, if I enter a room, he leaves. So, now I'm wondering if I was marked for death or something. So, we'll see. >> It'll be soon. Yep. We'll see. as I hit the wrong one. Let's go back to this one. >> Contact jail. >> Please, please, >> we try to we try to work with her. >> My grandfather, Chicago PD, and so is my father. So, they know what's up. Just please let me speak to him. >> Your dad told you to let What did your dad say to you? >> My father. What' your father say to you? >> I'm I'm I'm >> What did your father say to you? Did he follow our instructions? So, right now, just sit here. >> My father did not say that. Are youing [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> I got you. >> My daddy said I >> listen up. Listen up. >> Stop my phone. Let me talk to my dad. >> Talking to my dad, please. >> No. No. [Applause] We also need to search her pockets just in case she might have extra drugs. >> She's good. >> Good. No. No. >> Blaming the car. >> Dad, please. [Music] >> No. Please. >> Please. I need my >> Burrito. Burrito. >> Burrito. >> I got her. going. >> Now I'm >> They're exhausted. >> What was that, TJ? >> Now I'm hungry, you young boy. >> Yes. >> Yeah, I am too. But it's almost time for my nap. Yay. Glorious nap. What? >> No. >> I want to talk to my dad. Come on. I'm a young girl. >> No. No. >> I just went. >> They can't give her anything more. >> No. Just let >> drunken on Xanax. >> They can't give her anything. He's going to stop breathing. >> Push all you want. Push all you want, madam. You're adding warrant your charges. >> What are you going to do? >> Go ahead. >> I don't care. I don't care. >> Okay. The woman was charged with obstruction, public drunkenness, 13 counts of felony drug possession, dangerous drugs not in original container, and drugs not in an original container. >> 13 counts of illegal drug possession. >> Daddy must be allowed. >> Uh, this one is not for the little ones, folks. So, if you have a kid in the watching, make sure they're not watching. As we go to Once Upon a Time in Walmart, [Music] >> get those CPS reports done, Phil. >> Uh, what happened to Walmart yesterday? We want to go get Walmart yesterday. >> You were at Walmart yesterday. I got you on camera. So, let's not play that game on that scooter. >> What? Oh, I'm confused. >> Okay. What are you confused about? >> What am I in trouble for? >> I'm asking you what happened to Walmart yesterday. What you did at Walmart yesterday of what you're in trouble for. >> I bought my uh Batman. >> Okay. Where's that at? Uh, >> okay. What else did you buy? >> Um, I think that might have been it, but I I don't remember now. >> Okay. >> Uh, dearly beloved, we're gathered here for Phil to marry off this fine woman to NCR. >> God damn you. >> So deserving fine woman. Do you take our fine example of manhood to honor cherish to climb his cherry tree? He's so cute. I think I bought him at Walmart. And NZR, do you take this fine woman to honor, cherish, and to buy her the adult things she needs at Walmart while you're on the road? >> Help. >> You won't need that with me. Hell to the no to the no. >> By the power vested in me and by Sha, I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife, you may uh buy your bride all the adult things she needs. >> Bill, we're taking up a collection for batteries for their wedding. This has not. >> He's registered at Energizer. >> Yes. Duracell the copper topster. >> Tops your copper. Yep. >> I'm going to get you back one day. >> What? What can I do? What? What? >> Okay. >> Should I book some travel? >> Okay. So, I'm here because you didn't buy any of those items, including the vacuum. >> No, no, but I any of those items. What else? >> But I did. a set of headphones that you picked up, selected, took out, you ditched the box of of the vacuum, you put on your moped, and you wrote off. >> Yeah. Well, I I I bought that cuz I I >> You didn't You didn't buy it. >> I bought it with Walmart pay. I should have I mean, you should have gone through. They're saying I should have >> You bought it. You bought it with Walmart pay. How did Walmart? >> Um through you fire through the app. You scan the items on your phone and then I got to pay. Oh, that I don't know if that gun I did. Apparently I didn't. >> No, you went in. You took items out of their packages in the store. >> Yeah. Oh, yes. That Yes. Yeah, I did. >> Good night, Gia. >> Yes. >> Did I? >> Yes. You stole all the items you took yesterday. So, I'm trying to get those items back and take them to Walmart. >> Really? That >> No. No. That's not That's not a thing anybody's ever heard of. It it really agreed. I'm going to be show myself with the receipt so you can show it. Let me let me talk to you. It's not Let me talk to you. >> Hold on. I'm going to say I can do it that >> I mean you can say it all you want. I got you on camera, dude. I don't want to lie. And you just told me you stole. >> I don't want to lie to you. Please, officer. >> It's not. It's not. >> Let me Let me just >> Everything's okay. >> It's fine. Go play. Please, officer. Just let me speak for one minute. >> Sure. Go ahead. >> Please. >> If you do this, he will be gone for me forever. 2 days away from Earth Court date. I swear I will do whatever it takes. >> No, honey. Please go. I will do whatever it takes to make this right. Please do not place me under arrest. I will go to Walmart to give them a full house. pay for everything right now. Give them the items back and never step foot in Walmart again. Honest to God, I will do whatever it takes. >> But that's not what they're asking of. What are they asking? >> They're asking you to be arrested because you sold a felony amount of >> merchandise. No. Like, please don't. I swear I got a paper on my phone. No, you did. >> Honest to God. >> It's not It's not a real thing. >> I did. >> And what then? What would you go back and say sorry for and pay for if you thought you paid for it? You You stole the item. I got you. >> Yeah, I did. Okay. Please let me swear to God. Please, just give me anything. Honestly, please. I can't. >> Please, officer. Can I talk to them? Can we go over there and talk to them? Please. >> I'm telling you, my whole life is gone. >> Where's your sister? >> But my whole No, please don't. You said you weren't going to. >> No, I didn't. >> You did. I asked if you are now. >> No. Please let me do anything. >> There's nothing. >> Oh my god. No. Please. Can I do something? >> I'll do anything, Jim. >> I'll do anything. I'm going to be so much. >> Relax. But you won't do that for a felony. Listen, I won't go to prison. >> Listen, I know that's a felony. No, >> he's one of the lords of rock. He deserves your respect. >> I've asked you to listen to me several times. >> I'm begging you. >> I need you to I need you to listen to me. >> Yes, please. >> Please >> listen to me for 5 seconds. >> This is going to be so much easier if you just listen to me. >> You can't take me. >> Let me explain something to you. You will be back here in 30 minutes. >> You can't. I will be in prison. >> No, you will be back here in 30 minutes. >> I'll go to prison. >> You will be back here in 30 minutes. >> Yeah. And then I'll go to prison >> eventually. Maybe. >> Please don't do this right now. >> I can't. I'll >> Please. I will go to prison. >> Maybe at some point, but right now I need to >> I'll go. I'm going over here. >> Why does she sound like heard? Understood. Understood. But you get back for me. >> Please. >> I'm back. Sorry. >> Whoa. Welcome back, G. >> I've been waiting for that call. Yeah, I've been waiting for that call all day. And of course, they call it 5 minutes to six. Anyway, >> well, you know, you know, Chile has no sense of time. That's >> Yeah, I'm trying to pay a bill and I got to chase people down, but oh well. >> Oh, good lord. Well, we've already married this wonderful, beautiful girl off to Mr. NCR. >> Oh, >> yes. as she stole a felony amount from Walmart >> and said she paid in the app. >> So, >> wow. >> But then to go back and pay again. >> Yes. And apologize. >> But she's not guilty. >> Please don't me to them. >> Is she cute? At least Face the Guard. face. >> Well, she's cute enough to marry NCR. >> Thought she was cute enough to marry. So, begging for it. >> [ __ ] >> He's like, "This one would be a good goth girl." >> She's very bouncy. >> I swear to God. I'm going to get back at you guys. >> We're 10 times real quick. >> Well, yeah, the damage was done yesterday. >> I know. I know. I know. She sounds like burn a death big bang theory. >> I know what >> I don't know what that is. >> We taught some ferris a man in a war really want to express their love for each other. >> No big bang theory. What the hell is that? >> Is that the show with >> Is that the show with the guy in the Flash outfit? >> Yeah. Sheldon. >> Oh, okay. >> It's a great show. I've never watched it. I don't like CBS. >> So funny. >> I don't like CBS comedies. They're just >> Well, it's, you know, it's long gone, but it was very funny. >> Okay. >> I talked to them, please. >> No. In fact, I should let you know now, you're not allowed back at Walmart. >> No, I could talk to them when he's done here. >> There's a cell phone. If you ever go back to the property of Walmart, you'll be arrested for trespassing as well. Okay. All right. So, face the car for me. Nothing illegal in your pockets. Don't grab it. >> I I I have to >> a chance to call them. >> No, we have to call them before you do this. >> I not at this time. No. Oh, we're going to go up here. >> She has a balls. >> You can call them now. >> Sean's going to be gorgeous. >> And I know that's not your problem. I know it's my fault. >> Please, officer. >> Please. Please don't process me. Please don't process me, please, mister. >> Where'd you put the vacuum? In here. Vacuum in the back of mine. >> Okay. >> I mean, I'll have to put it in evidence. So, >> yeah. All right. I >> You mind? >> Yeah. Subar. The insurance company had denied her claim a few months ago >> and I just got the letter, >> but I called the doctor's office and there's nothing due. And I've spent three days chasing somebody down to make sure I don't owe any money on my daughter's dermatology bill. Whatever. You know, [ __ ] me for trying to pay a bill. >> 3 William 24. M835 76 to PD starting 93 641. 93 641. caller and it looks like they might be leaving. >> Let me talk to Walmart. >> Here you can just let me go first. >> I can't do that. >> You can't. >> I No, I can't. >> Why can't you? >> Because Walmart told me they want you arrested. >> Look, we talk to them today. >> You can talk to them after. >> You can talk to them after, sweetie. >> For them, please. No, wifey. >> I just pay my bills. >> I'm a terrible person. >> If she felt guilty, she never would have done it or she would have returned it in the 24 hours since she stole it. >> That's right. >> Please let me go. >> I will let you go in 30 minutes. >> I know, but please don't to let off the wall. >> Not right now. >> Can I take off your jewelry and put on this counter? Yes. >> I don't want to take off my jewelry. >> Can I have you take off your jewelry and please bear? >> She's very bouncy. >> Put your jewelry on the ground. >> Want you to get to a felony. They will watch the person and document everything. till it gets to a felony. So, this probably was cumulative. >> And she's bouncy, Gia. She's got like two or three kids. They were at the scene. >> Very bouncy. >> So, >> yes. I hate when that happens. >> This woman's giving me headache. Does anybody have any three? >> God. Any >> oxymoron? Oxymoron. Please let me get up to that. Please. >> What is with the bouncing? >> You have to. >> Is that the temper tantrum? >> Please let me go. >> I can't. >> You probably did it as a child. Your mom and dad would do it. >> Please. I am so sweet. >> I need you to go in the cell for about 15 minutes. I mean, >> on the plus side, she only comes up to NCR's naval. >> That could be beneficial. >> You do realize I'm 6' three. >> Yes, she only comes up to your navl. >> How tall is she? She's not. >> Doesn't look very tall. I guess >> she's like 4 foot tall, if that. >> 53. No, she's she's shorter than that. She's like 4 foot n. >> Yeah, I had to leave. I had to leave >> to be responsible. Imagine that. >> I'm here. I will let you out in a minute and I will take you home. >> I need you to let me. >> The faster you go in there, the sooner you get home. >> I don't care about getting home because he's gone. He's also getting old. >> I will be back in 15 minutes. I cannot. Please. more like five. >> Think about it. >> I can't. >> You You can't. >> They will have the option to drop the charges at any time. >> They will have the option to drop the charges at any time. >> You call him. >> They called and asked. >> He kind of looks like Witchie Poo. He's back up. >> She looks older than he is. >> Anyone remember Witchie Poo? >> A pup and stuff? >> Yes. Witchy Pooh uh was was played by a little blonde lady about that size who looks like her. >> No. Back up for me. Back up for me, Greece. Please back up for me. The suspect, aged 34 at the time of arrest, was charged with retail theft of displayed merchandise over $300, a class 3 felony. Eventually, she negotiated down to the lesser charge of retail theft under $300 as a class A misdemeanor. As a result, she was build $624 in fines and sentenced to 180 days in jail. 110 of those days were stayed, but she did spend 70 days in custody for this incident. >> Wow. >> She was also given 30 months of probation. Unfortunately, she couldn't stay out of trouble, and she now has upcoming court dates stretching into 2027. >> Now, what do you think? >> Have you ever spotted? That's the worst one we've seen so far. >> And you want to marry me to this? >> You already marry it. You wanted to marry her. I don't judge. I don't judge you. >> I do not marry. >> I support you. Unless I say so. >> I your quest for love. I support you in your quest for love. >> Gia was here when you said, "Ooh, ooh, ooh. Look at the gams on her. I want to get down and get funky. >> She was here. Touche can back it up, too. >> Those words never left my or entered my mouth. >> Oh, Jim. >> Yes, you take me back up. >> Um, Witchy Pooh was played by the actress Billy Hayes. She was 5'2 from um, >> Duan, Illinois. And she was a little blonde lady when you took off the uh the makeup because >> Yep. She passed away in 21. >> A uh and I remember her best because she was on the Paul Lind uh Halloween special with the Wicked Witch of the West and Tim Conway. >> She was 96 years old when she passed away. >> Wow. and Kiss was on it and so is Pinky Tuscadero. So there Pinky Tuscadero. So there you go. Uh folks, we're at the end of another show. I want to thank everybody for being with us. We Oh, good lord. I still have one more story to write. Uh then I have to animate a bunch of stuff in the morning, but we will have the newscast out tomorrow. Uh featuring the latest and the greatest. Uh, Pants has already read five stories tonight. He'll be reading one more in the overnight and then we'll put it all together for you for probably a noon Eastern time release or something like that. >> Anywho, >> noon. >> Anywho, uh, anyone else have anything else to share before we get out of here? >> Bears won. Bears won. >> Bears won. Uh, and the Mariners have won two in a row. So, Oh, >> in this series. Yes. So, >> yes. >> Good night, everyone. >> Yes. >> So, uh Gia's already gone and we're going to get out of here if I ever find the right button to push. >> Push the button. Push the button. >> Push the button. >> Not the button. >> But the button. >> Let's push this button. >> Push the button. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning in. We enjoyed having you. We hope you enjoyed the show. We will see you tomorrow. Please remember to spade