[music] It's a brand new day. [music] Wake up every morning and say it's a brand new day. [music] Hey, take a good day. Make it great. Okay. Cuz [music] if you got some lemons, make some lemonade. Yeah. Take those away. [music] It's a brand new day. Hey, it's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. Okay. Okay. My whole [music] life got them hand me down. But what that meant was I had my family around. And sometimes I can't help a frown. Then I remember [music] what I'm meant for. It's so simple. I just say, "Ooh, got to just cate. It's [music] going to be a okay. Life's too short to waste away. One [singing] step at a time's all it takes." Okay. It's a brand new day. Hey, [music] wake up every morning and say it's a brand new day. Hey, [music] take a good day. Great. Okay, cuz if you [music] got some lemonade, some lemonade. Yeah. Taste so bad. It's a brand new day. Hey, it's a brand new day. It's [music] a brand new day. I'm acting brand new. You can tell that bad news. It can go in voose. I'mma be like I I'm allergic to [music] a bad mood. Hey. Okay. Let me ask you. If you got a smile on your face, raise your hands up. >> That's the mantra. So get up [music] off your feet. Go ahead, stand up. Okay. What's the plan? Huh? Woke up every [music] day like this. It's a brand new day. Hey, [music] wake up every morning and say it's a brand new day. [music] Hey, take a good day. Make it great. Okay, [music] cuz you got some lemonade. Yeah. [singing] So, it's a brand new day. [music] Hey, it's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. >> Yo yo yo yo yo. Good morning, evening, afternoon, and how the hell is everybody today? >> Good, good, good. >> Life is good. >> We are here without the presence of Mr. Pope Phil, who is apparently asleep in his chair again. >> Even though we were saying nice things about him. >> Yes. >> In pre- chat. Yes. >> We were >> Yes. >> discussing how what a wonderful man he is. Yes. >> How fortunate we are to have him in our lives. >> Yes. Yes. >> What a great show last night was. He he great show. >> Y >> and what does he do to show his appreciation? He doesn't show up tonight. >> Of course not. Of course not. >> No notice, no warning, no fail. >> Yep. Yep. His own rules. Makes his own rules. >> Yep. Well, to the nine of >> Yes. to the nine of you here. We're going to start tonight with um Yeah, Craig Hendry lost his appeal and lost it badly. It's uh I think Mr. Pants read it this morning in our latest news update. We'll be attempting to return to daily news updates where we can. Instead of holding them for a couple of days, we're going to try to keep going with them as we can get at least an article a day out. We've got the next couple of days covered with new stories. One of those new stories is going on right now or was going on this afternoon as Mr. Long Island Audit hit 1 million subscribers. Tell us about that, Mr. NCR News. >> Thank you. Yes. Uh, LIIA did a 30 minute long live stream where he announced and thanked all of his followers for getting him to 1 million. >> But the location, >> sorry. Hey, Facebook carrot. >> Hey, Karen. All right. [clears throat] >> The location of this said live stream was not his home office, but on the road in a minute >> at the Sheriff's Association uh annual conference >> at at the Renaissance Hotel in Florida. Wow. where he went to an empty banquet hall and gave a speech making claims that they need to be thanking him, that they need to have him there to give a hell of a speech about transparency and our rights to all of these sheriffs, >> but named two local sheriffs in particular. One of them being Hulk County Sheriff Grady Jud who he said he will be going after now. >> Wow. And now this is a bit of a touchy subject on why, but uh a person had made reports that her uncle had been inappropriate with them and the evidence at the time did not lead to that. So the evidence led them to file a false report charge on the girl and the court ordered her to write an apology letter. The abuse continued. She got the evidence and they prosecuted him. Well, now she has filed a lawsuit against the Pulk County Sheriff's Office and the two detectives. This is following the incident with the YouTube and content creator Gideon being in Pulk County going after an individual who did inappropriate things online where one of Gray Judge sheriffs did say an inappropriate word but it wasn't directed at the individual. It was bit it was unprofessional. So LIA has decided this is his chance to go and play f around and find out in Florida. >> Now also remind you that LIA recently uh put out there that he may be running for sheriff in the future as one of his political plans. >> Yes. But >> oh, >> in in most states and counties when you run for sheriff, you actually have to be uh certified as a law enforcement officer. >> Yes. I will also note that his new AI portrait of himself is 155 lbs lighter and has a little sherifflike badge on his chest. You But the issue really comes down to this. Is he really going to push his luck? Because as a lot of you know from the footage I've played of Sheriff Jud and his reputation in press conferences, is this a smart move on his end? >> Is it smart? No. Will it make him a lot of money? Probably. [snorts] Probably. And hello everyone just joining us. We are talking about Lia and his 1 million subscribers and his poking of trying to poke Sheriff Grady in Florida. >> Oh, that's going to be fun. That is going to be fun. >> Now, there is there is some sad news with that. The PK County Sheriff's Office do not wear body cams. Oh. However, there will be plenty of police reports that we could uh foil if this does happen, and I will do my damnest to get them for everybody to enjoy. >> Well, yeah. Poke. Yeah, pokedy. That's a good idea. Poke him. Poke him. I will say it's a a tremendous achievement for [clears throat] LIA to hit 1 million subscribers just because you know who tried to get 1 million subscribers by the end of the year and hasn't even hit 700,000 yet. >> I told you I was trying. Man, >> uh besides us, uh Mr. Billy Diccastro has failed again in his ongoing attempts to outshine Mr. Long Island Audits. So >> yeah, >> he's so boring now. He's like >> Yeah, I haven't I literally >> boring >> haven't watched him in about a week >> even though he's been next to him watching YouTube videos. Yeah, big whoop. >> Yeah, >> big whoop. He's got all these big plans, but nothing materializes. So, today, uh, Patrick Darcy ripped him apart, uh, Darcy re reviewed his, uh, his appeal of the Blue Bacon case. And because Darcy waited to release it until after Chile's deadline, Chile cannot amend his filing [laughter] in order to correct all the things that Darcy pointed out. And uh one of those things was the fact that yeah, it's not a gimme. When you ask for the uh case to be voluntarily dismissed, you cannot do so when tada terminating sanctions are on the table and being considered. >> Which is exactly what happened in this case. Hey So yeah, for that point alone, Chile's uh Chile, if he ever actually files the motion, will have an uphill battle. But he pointed out like 10 other things that Chile did improperly in trying to file this uh appeal of the Blue Bacon case. It doesn't make a lot of sense. He doesn't even state what he wants from Kate. >> Hi, wifey. And so now I am everywhere. I have no idea what's playing in the background here. There we go. >> Get it together, Jim. >> I know it's been a long weekend. So anywh who, uh, in other news, let's see. Leroy Truth. Uh they actually went back to the Union City Council meeting today that's going on right now. I don't think anyone was actually arrested. Uh that's following Leroy Truth making over well close to $9,000 in the past 4 days last time I checked from his arrest on Friday. He's still facing the aggravated assault charges against a police officer. They're still claiming massive conspiracy. In fact, one of the questions I saw at the Union City, New Jersey uh city council meeting was, "Did you know that Leroy was going to be arrested on Friday?" That was a setup, a clear setup. So, yes. Uh Mr. NCR. Would you believe that they forced Leon or Lee Leroy Truth to do his little protest for two hours just to set him up to be arrested? Was it all a conspiracy? What's the likelihood of that, Gia? of the conspiracy happening after Leroy had been unaccosted for two hours. Anything, Gia? So, in other news, still no word from Pope Phil and we're going to go to drunk girl in just a second. Uh, pants is part of the vast conspiracy. Just a reminder that we are doing the uh our goal tonight is 10 super chats of any denomination and pants will become a real boy hopefully on our uh our Black Friday live stream where we'll be streaming all afternoon in honor of Black Friday. >> When? >> What? >> When? the day after Thanksgiving. >> Yeah, I remember you agreed to that. You told me you needed a a a marathon. >> Oh, okay. I didn't know you decided. Okay. >> Yeah, we announced it. >> So, we will be doing the Black Friday. >> Sorry, I've been so unbelievably busy. Black Friday. >> My girlfriend just left. I got tented. Oh, by the way, they had to pull the tent over all the plants in front of my garage. >> Yeah. >> Guess what's dead? >> Uhoh. >> Yeah. >> Arson. >> Everything in front of my garage >> is dead. Yep. >> Arson is dead in your front yard. That's what >> I got to replace all those plants. >> What about Vlad? Did he survive? >> No, Vlad's good. Vlad was for her medically sealed in a uh in a jar with a sprig of uh rosemary. >> Okay. But but the real person is dead. The one who's in our chat tonight is an impostor. >> Yes. Yes. That's exactly what I said. Whatever. >> Uh thank you uh Pants for the $969 super chat. Ooh, fun. I like real boys then. >> We know. >> Uh yes. Uh thank you Dave for the $10 super chat. Super chat just for the giggles. Well, that gets closer to our goal of turning pants into a real boy on Black Friday. That's right. There's things I could say there that we're not going with. Putting those terms together. That's right, folks. Yeah. Yeah. >> Nope. >> So, uh, so folks, there are other stuff going on in the world. Uh, there was a hearing with Mr. Newman today in the, uh, in his second case with against, uh, Steve Vondrin. That is basically Newman is representing uh, Rean Benson and Newman is representing Oh god. I think it's fraud round up. I'm not sure. I have to look. >> Who? >> Newman. >> Newman is representing in the in the one case we're talking about. He is representing Regan Benson's helping hands for dignity against somebody with Vondrin. I just forgot the name. >> God. >> That was the hearing this afternoon where Vondrin, who's supposed to be the super attorney, showed up not dressed for court. Uh, the judge called him out for not wearing a tie or dressing up. Bond said he was in the middle of moving and didn't have access to any of his shirts. Uhhuh. Which did not explain why he didn't have a tie. So, the news out of that one is that the judge is not sure that he has jurisdiction in this case because the defendant is in Florida and the plaintiff is in Colorado. And even though they uh agreed via the DMCA copyright rules to have this case in superior or in California federal court, uh judge is like, well, I don't know. So, why don't you write me a five-page report and give it to me by Thanksgiving as to why I should keep jurisdiction. Otherwise, he's willing to either dismiss the case with prejudice or transfer the case to wherever uh Newman wants it to go, either Colorado or Florida. So, we're going to watch that one. That'll be in the newspaper tomorrow morning. Yes, Pants, you'll be reading that. Uh, also in the earlier case, it was not much. Attorney Reed. That was the one with Attorney Reed. Uh the guy who was running the DMCA copyright mill. Basically, you could >> Joey, there's nothing left, baby. It's over. >> You could use his attorney's office to to add your address because that was back in the day when Chile Diccastro was doxing everybody. So, for like a dollar, you could use this guy's address in your DMCA filing. For like $20, he would file it for you. That's apparently not quite legal. The guy has since closed his practice over a lot of questionable stuff he was doing apparently. So, that guy was in court today. He's trying to settle as quickly as possible or get out of the case as quickly as possible. So yeah, that's the two updates we have. We will have more on those in the paper in the morning. Now, we're going to go to a drunk girl tonight that was actually provided us by our own Gia. So the probably two drunk girls tonight will be a Gia pick. So let's see what she brought us. >> I'm scared. >> You should be. You should be because Gia said she was perfect for you. >> No, thank you. >> All around the parking lot for her. >> No, I was going I had to use the restroom, so I was going right here. >> Okay. Where where you originally? Like where you coming from? >> From work. >> From where? Where you work at? >> Uh at the airport. >> The airport? >> Yes. >> In Daytona? >> Yes. >> So what are you doing here? >> Coming right here. This is the first person that I can use the restroom. >> So, you came all the way from the airport in Daytona to come here to use the bathroom. >> They were all closed. Yes. >> That doesn't make That's crazy talk. >> Crazy stuff. >> Where do you live at? >> That's crazy talk >> in Holly Hill. >> So, you didn't think driving to Holly Hill where you live at is going to be faster than driving to the shores? >> No, because normally I go and I work out here. So, that's why I was coming here. >> Okay. Do you have a driver's license on you? registration proof insurance. >> I'm not drunk, girl. >> I'm old girl. >> This is normally where I go. >> Go for bathroom usage. >> No. To watch out. >> Sorry, George. Um, okay. Where are you actually coming from? >> Coming from work to >> Okay. What What have you drank tonight? I'm going to hand you your card back cuz I don't need that. What did you drink tonight? >> I haven't drunk anything. >> Okay. Well, you drank some >> I was going in here to >> Um, let me ask you something. Are you aware that your driver's license is suspended and it got revoked in December >> and that's why I was sitting here cuz I needed someone to come get me. >> So, but you drove from work here. >> No, that was the thing. I was trying to get everything. >> Okay. Okay. So, can I talk to Okay, we're going to put that down and I'm going to talk to you for a second. Okay. Can you go run, please? Real quick, >> you didn't love me 30 years ago, though. P. So clearly >> uh >> you hang on. I'm going to I'm going to stand in front of you. Okay. You drank something tonight. Like smelt. Okay. >> You drank something, Gia. What? >> I didn't know that I was even drinking. That's the thing. Um that's why I pulled over here because I know this. >> I understand. Did you consume any alcohol tonight? Like honestly. >> Honestly, I didn't know. That's what I'm telling you. I didn't know. >> You didn't know that you consumed alcohol? >> No. How? >> Where did you consume alcohol? I did. Was it at this Mets right here? >> No. >> So, where did you consume alcohol? >> I don't That's what I'm saying. I didn't I didn't want to get anybody in trouble. I'm just trying to >> Okay. >> Uhhuh. So, so what I'm going to do is I'm just going to lift her eyes real quick. Okay. So, that's just going to give me a better gauge of what's going on. All right. >> You mind just looking at her eyes? This is a separate thing cuz you're a little bit more depth at it. >> Yeah. You just want to step on top. >> Can you pause it a minute? We're not I'm not at the S1 investigation, but >> Pants, I do not drive drunk. I do not let my dog drive drunk, and I don't want you spreading rumors like that. Thank you. >> Okay. Okay. >> Why did you say she was perfect for me? Because I don't think so. >> She's very She's very snuggly. >> See, she's very snuggly. >> Yes. >> But But I'm sirly and mean. But you could use >> But that's what you need is snuggly when you're surely mean. >> She would cling to you. >> Yes. Yes. >> And use your body as a pillow. >> No, thank you. I'd like to be a sirly mean old bastard. >> Nice. >> No, you said that was my role and that you couldn't be one. You had to be the lovey snuggy little little >> Yeah, you're a little You're a little puppy of CR. Yeah, those are those are horrible, horrible lies spread by my >> puppy. You're a big puppy. Y >> you're the cutest little thing we've ever done. >> You are so wrong, Jim. Just for that, now I have to go be twice as evil. >> You are the cutest little thing we ever did. See, >> I want to boo nose. I want to >> Yes, we can squig squeeze those cheeks. We could You could do little chubby cheeks. We could do the little [laughter] chubby cheeks. A sweetie. Sweetie honey pie. >> Oh my god. >> Sweetie honey pie with your chubby cheeks. Get those chubby cheeks. Yes. Yes. >> Can we leave it to the chat to decide this one? >> One for me being a sirly bastard. Two for me being what these what Jib saying I am. I don't think it's >> uh How about this one? First super chat decides. Is he a surirly bastard or is he a sweet love? >> Yes. Snuggly little baby wy first super chat side chat decides it. It's up to you guys. So, is he a surirly bastard or a sweet little baby? He's a baby baby boy. Oh, baby boy. That's right. One super chat. We all do it and then we may even drop it for the night. So, uh Parson says it ends here. is the cutest flamingo king. He's the flamingo king. >> His fluffy little feathers. >> Yes, his little feathers. That's right. His little feathers. And we have a $2 super chat from pants who says, "Sweetie." >> Yep. >> Sweetie. >> So, he is the sweetest little thing tonight. He is the sweetest little thing to mind. That's right. Thank you, Pants, for allowing us to enjoy the pleasures of the sweetest little thing, Mr. NCR. Yes, he is. He's on the good ship, Lollipop. That's right. Come on, NCR. Give us a song. We're just going to If you want to get a gauge going how >> can you stand feet together arms to your side feet like touching together all the way touching like touching like this >> like your feet your shoes are touching. There you go. >> Uh first thank you Hank for uh let's go here. Uh Hank Jim, you and NC are the old muppets in the balcony if you both want to be sirly bastards. And then we have uh Mr. Parson member for 15 months level popes blessings message. I want to pinch those cute flamingo cheeks. Uh pants also notes that NCR just uninvited him to Christmas. >> Yep. >> So that's right, folks. We are at the second half of the month. If you want to per excuse me, participate in any of our ongoing grips, please do so with the links below, scrolling in the screen below. Uh, anything is appreciated, especially cat food this time of year with all the many cats showing up at our front door. In fact, we've got more skunks this year than raccoons. I haven't seen raccoons a lot of raccoons this month. >> I know. Uh, but yeah, Chi-Chi Rodriguez says she loves you, NCR. So, NCR, you have at least one fan out there. Uh, yeah, we had one defiant little thing. He w he's grown up, though. He's been a uh like three months ago, he was this thing. He was like 6 in long on our back uh porch before the tail. And now he's a little bit bigger and full of attitude. and he's just sitting there and the cats were afraid of him on the front porch and I just had to knock on the door a few times to get him to move so I could actually put cat food out there. So yeah, we've got a mean little thing that we will name after a member of our side chat once we determine if it's a boy or a girl. So >> just name it Parson. >> We've already named something else Parson which I can't say on the air. >> Okay. Yes, it's one of those secrets that we can't say on the air, but that is the real person. Not the person that's dead in your garden, but the other person. And yes, folks, Popeville is MIA tonight. There is no football game on. We're not sure what's going on other than he's probably sleeping in his chair with the people Rody using him as his pill as a pillow. Yes. Yes. >> In fact, we may run the grip since Pants is saying we may run a tournament to name the skunk. We might do that on Black Friday on our Black Friday marathon. What do you think, Gia? >> We run a tournament to name the skunk. >> Name it Randall. Uh why don't we do we might do an entry fee $2 super chats for your names and then we'll put put the names into the tournament. So >> uh we'll we'll work that out for tomorrow's show as as what as how to enter >> your name into the tournament. But would you really name that poor skunk after Randall? >> Yes. It's perfect. >> Okay. Oh, >> it raises his ass and sprays everybody. Yep, it works. >> Uh, Pant says that's disqualified cuz that's his middle name. >> So what? >> So >> So what? >> We will determine that. >> You'll never guess my middle name. Never. Never. >> Okay. Super chat name. Guess Gia's middle name. >> Yep. You'll never guess. >> Never. >> Yes. Uh yeah, super chats. Uh uh maybe we'll reveal that too on uh Black Friday special. >> You'll never guess my middle name. >> The Black Friday special will be a lot of fun for all of you who have the day off and do not want to watch the football game. >> Uh yeah, we'll be here for you. We also have our anti-BOW technology coming out which will scare the living daylights out of you if Bow attempts to take over our stream again. Uh yeah, I'm waiting on that one for those who don't remember some of our previous attempts. >> What? >> What? You >> what? What? >> Oh god, the crotch. Oh my god. >> What? >> There's nothing there. >> Now, now we will be having and yes, I realized we're halfway into the show and I forgot to put the that on the screen. Uh yeah, Touché's at work. Gothic Sparrow. She's okay. Uh yeah, we will have animated Bow for >> in case he he uh to hijack our stream using license music. So yeah, we are prepared for Mr. B. >> My middle name is Truck Stop. Yes. Yes, that's what it is. >> Uh Pan says Stefanni. Stephanie. Oh, I get it. Ah, good lord. So, let's get back to this wonderful, wonderful woman. >> My name is first name, last name, middle initial. >> Yes. And I was DB Cooper. >> All right. See the tip of my pen. So, I'm going to have you with your eyes and your eyes only, not moving your head, following the tip of my pen. Do you understand? >> Just do what he's asking. And if you if you >> do you understand what I'm asking you? >> You going to follow the tip of my pen? >> Where? Where? [sighs] >> Where? >> Either way, you have to kind of like take like just >> Are you willing to finish this exercise? >> Can you please just >> talk to Officer Mikey for a second? Hi, Cop. Nix. Are you willing to continue with this? >> Like I said, we're just gauging right now. So, >> okay. So, I'm going to go on and talk to you about this then. So, basically my interaction with you thus far. Um, basically what I can smell and what we can kind of see in your movements. Um, I don't I believe you're you're too impaired by the influence of alcohol or drugs. Probably alcohol. Can I finish? Um, so basically right now I'm going to be conducting a DUI investigation. Okay. So, what I'm going to what I'm going to say is I'm going to ask if you're willing to perform field sobriety exercises. Okay. Um, this is going to be able to for you to show me that you are capable of operating the same. Okay. >> I'm telling you every like >> Okay. Is it It's a yes or no. >> I'm telling you everything. That's why I stop. >> Okay. It's a yes or no. Are you willing to pull and feel soiety exercises? >> What? >> We're not walking back over there. Stop. Stop. We're not walking back over there. Are you willing to perform field soriety exercises? >> It's yes or no. >> Yeah, Gia. Yes or no? >> Already comply with everything. >> I know, but I'm asking you yes or no. >> I need a yes or a no answer. >> We need perform. >> It doesn't matter. You're going to take me anyway. >> It's a yes or a no. Is it a yes or a no? I'm giving you the opportunity to show me through field of body exercises that you are able to safely operate from motor vehicle. It's a yes or no. >> Yes, >> you are. That's >> pause the video and claim her eyes are not stuttering like B-Dubz did today. Oh, good lord. What did I miss with Chile today? And remember folks, we are trying to get to 10 super chats today so Pants will become a real boy on our good on our Good Friday Black Friday special. Oh, good lord. >> And you've already >> What? He already what? That's not No, that that is not uh you can't contest that in court. That's just a gauge to see where we're at before 13 central. Stop walking back to your car. >> Nope. >> Don't let her get in. >> I'm not doing I'm not >> You're not in your car. Put your hands behind your back. >> I have it. >> Stop. Put your hands behind your back. >> Now you're resisting. >> Stop. >> I'm not doing anything. >> It's 10:15. >> Stop resist. Stop resisting. Haven't >> done anything. >> Female. 1015 for DUI. Can you change the header, please? I haven't done anything. It's what I'm >> Do you understand that? I just We're trying to perform fields ready and you try to sit in your car. >> No, I didn't. You died. >> What do you What do you mean? No, you didn't. I just saw you. I just That's why we pulled you out of the car. >> But pants, there'll be sandwiches there. >> I haven't done anything. >> Can you stop? >> I haven't I haven't done >> I haven't done anything. Can we check around for a female officer for search? >> I haven't done >> And you're not supposed to be driving cuz your license got revoked in December for DUI. >> And I haven't done anything. >> You're not supposed to be driving anyway. >> Nice. >> But I haven't done anything. It's >> I'm not I'm not responding. You I'm >> Okay. We're just going to hang out here. >> No, cuz you guys are going to take me to jail. >> Yes, you are going to jail. But I haven't done anything. >> Um, I'm going to have I'm just going to have him shut the door. I'm just going to ask you while we're here again. So, we're going to give you >> Wait, pants. On the Good Friday, all we're going to do is is handcuff you to the wall and put the sandwiches like a foot from you and all you have to do is reach the sandwiches. Even though your hands and feet will be chained to the wall, if I if you get to the sandwiches, you can eat all the sandwiches. And that's going to be the Good Friday special. The Black Friday special. Well, no. You just have to start buying stuff. Uh, yes, tomatoes, you can start a GoFundMe for all the failing GoFundMes, including our own, which hasn't seen a donation this month, so if anyone wants to break that one, yes, that would be a plus two. Uh yeah. So yes, pants, there will be a plate of sandwiches and there may also be a decoy plate of sandwiches that are made with Alka-Seltzer and denture cream. That's right. You have to pick which plate is which in our demented torture of Mr. Pan. >> You're just getting >> opportunity once again. >> What? >> You're just getting stranger and stranger. That's all. >> Well, Pass was Pass wanted to be tor tortured for Good Friday. >> It just means you mean Black Friday. >> No, he says Good Friday. >> Oh, okay. >> There's a difference. >> I know. I know. >> And to perform fields exercises if you choose to do so. Okay. So, it's going to be a yes or no. >> Her hairline scares me. any other place to put. >> Yeah, it does. It looks like a cling on. >> So, what was the >> Star Trek Next Generation? >> I'll perform it. >> You'll perform one? Okay. So, we're going to If you want to follow officer Maki. >> Okay. So, you got your left foot on the way line. I want you to put your right foot in front of your left foot. Heel to toe. So, I need I need your your right foot in front of your left one. Heel touching your toe. >> Just a little bit more. >> So, you're you're you're >> Nope. Nope. Nope. Okay, look. Move fast again. So, your left foot is on the white line. Your right foot needs to be in front of it, heel to toe. You see how his heels is touching his toe? >> Okay, that's that's good. Now, put your hands by your side. >> Okay, this is your starting position. You're going to remain in this position until I tell you otherwise. Do you understand? Well, I'm going to explain and we're going to demonstrate the exercise. We're going to continue to stay in that position until I ask you to shoot anything else. Does that make sense? >> Position. >> You understand what I'm what I'm saying? >> Love you. >> I know, but it's >> okay. So, get back in. Okay. So, do you want Okay. So, go back in starting position for me. Okay. >> Okay. >> I'm going to perform it and explain it to you and you're going to like that. Okay. So, like I said, your foot's on the way to mine just like so. It's so great to my left. Okay. So, I'm going to take nine heel to toe steps and I'm going to count those moves out loud. Once I get to my ninth step, I'm going to take a series of small turns and then take nine heel to toe steps back. It's going to look like one 2 3 and so on and so forth. But you won't do it until you get to your ninth step. Then you will take these seriously small turns where you're walking like so. And then you will take a nonhuman to close that spat. Okay. You may begin feel like this. >> Excuse me. >> Fail. >> Yes. >> Fail. >> Failed. >> So remember we count them out loud as well. >> Yep. >> Not good. >> I think it's fine. N good. >> Wait, she she keep going. Why does she keep going? She's going to go all the way to the door. >> Okay. >> Back on the line. The line. >> Where is she going? Thank you. >> Not this line. This line. >> Where is she going? >> Gothic Sparrow for becoming a member level. Pope's blessing. I thought you were a member. >> The line that we started with. Okay. I'm not trying to be like no secret. >> Good. We're clear exercise. We're going to move on to the next exercise. Left foot on the white line. Again, >> me as a person, I can't do that on my own. But >> put your left foot on the white line. So there you all the way line. There you go. Now >> that's fine. Right there. Now put your right foot directly next to it. I want your your toes and your heels touching all the way together. Perfect. Now I want you to put your hands by your sides. Okay. That's your starting position. I'm going to have you stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. You understand? When I say right, you're going with your right hand, right finger, you're going to touch the tip of your nose with your right pointer finger and immediately put it back out without me having to tell you. When I say left, your left hand, your left pointer finger, you're going to touch the finger nose with that left finger and immediately put it back out without me having to tell you. So, okay. Does that make sense? >> Yes. But is it going to take into account that I'm nervous cuz >> I will take that into account, >> right? >> What is she doing? >> Oh, sorry. >> Don't need a wall. No. >> It's just you're staying still. Okay. >> Sorry. Okay. All right. Put your feet together again. Wait, did she try to touch the wall? >> No, she walked forward. >> Okay, >> this is a weird video. >> No, you can say that. I'm going to have you put her >> Is it an arousing weird video or just a weird video? >> They're laughing at her. Yeah, >> just weird and confusing. >> Weird. >> She's perfect for you. >> No. >> Yes. >> No. >> Imagine the adventure. Imagine the adventure. What's it going to be today >> of weird and confusion? Is it this weird and confusing? >> Imagine the adventure. >> NCR, look at the screen. Is that >> the screen? >> What box will we open today? >> Yes. >> Weird. >> Yes. Is it the same type of weird this type of weird and confusing or >> Oh [laughter] my god. Oh my god. here. >> Oh my god. >> Confusing. Uh, >> did you ever see little Nikki? >> You've done wonderful things for my diet. You really have. >> Here you go. There you go. That's weird and confusing. >> Did you ever see little Nikki for real? >> Uh, no, I didn't. I couldn't take it. I started to watch it and then I couldn't take it. >> I couldn't take his accent. There you go. Weirder and confusinger with all the >> quirkies. Uh, I I bring it up for one reason. There's a scene at the end where his one demon brother's about to take over Earth. >> And he tells him, "You're about to be seen. You're going to see some uh disturbing and torturous things." Cuts to a dude wearing a kind of like weird short shorts, half top, kind of tweaking the nips. He's like, "Ah, it's bad, but not as bad as that." So [laughter] >> that looked like my Ella. >> That looked like my Ella. >> Back to the the corgis band. >> Oh my Alla. My sweet Ella. >> There you go. >> Yep. >> There you go. Now returning to our normal programming. >> Put your right right arm back out. All right. >> Don't wait for us to say to put it back. Touch and immediately put it back. Okay. Okay. Left. Oh my god. He can't. He's going to crack up. >> Remember, we're not telling you to do it. You're going to touch your nose and immediately arm back. Okay. >> Right. >> He doesn't get the fact that she has to arm me. Corg, >> right? Yeah, he's going to crack up >> immediately. Right back out. >> You understand what I'm asking? You touch your nose and immediately put your arm right back out. >> Yep. Back to hand finger, I suppose. Go left. >> Oh, look. She's dressed as a flamingo just for NCR. >> No. >> So, we're going to go on to our last exercise. Okay. >> Those are flamingo colors. We'll have to agree on that. No, I don't. I don't read anything. >> They are nice colors. They are wonderful colors. They are flamingo pink. >> No. >> Or is that orange? >> G. Is that pink or is that orange? >> Yeah, that's it's a little of both. It's kind of like peach. Yeah, it's kind of peachy. She's peachy. She's perfect. She's peachy. That's right. >> She's a fuzzy peach. Imagine that fuzzy peach. >> No, thank you. >> At 500 a.m. >> Waking up to that. >> Yummy. >> No, thank you. >> So, get that right. >> You know the alphabet though? >> Have you graduated high school before? >> Graduated high school, graduated college. >> Okay. Okay. I'm just asking somewhere on the same page. So, you're good with the English alphabet. >> Okay. So, that's perfect. >> I can't do backwards. >> I'm not going to ask you to do it backwards. That would be silly talk. Uh, so I'm going to have you go starting position. Okay. So, left foot on the white line again. >> Right foot right next to it. >> Feet together, toes together, hands by your side. >> So, you're going to recite the alphabet from the letter C to Q. See as in Charlie, you guys in quiet. Okay. You're going to recite that. No, not right now. >> Not right now. You're going to recite that without making it sound like a song or any kind of rhythm or rhymes. Okay? You understand? >> It's going to look something like something like this. C E F G H I J. See how it's mama tone? So on and so forth until I get to the letter Q. So can you tell me what letters I'm asking you to recite? >> Just so we know C. >> The letter C. We'll say the C. >> A Victoria B. >> No, no, no. I just want to make sure you know what letter >> I don't [clears throat] as in >> or GMA. >> Those are the letters you're going to go from C to Q without rhyming or making it a rhythm or a song. >> You understand? >> You may begin. >> Rock C. >> So start with the letter C and go all the way until the letter Q. You're going to recite it out loud without making it a psalm or rhythm or a rhyme like that. Keep your eyes closed and have your elbow head tilt to the back. >> So I speak going I receive. >> Okay. >> Um dog elephant. >> What? >> You just have to say the letter. So C. >> Oh, the letter. >> Okay. Sorry. So >> Okay. Uh elephant. Um, >> elephant. >> What? What? What? >> It's going to just Yeah, >> they're going to lose that. >> Oh, >> um, what? >> What? >> Ewok. >> I'm sorry. I don't know. >> Oh my god. Um, >> she's trying to use letters >> like David, David, Adam, Victor, >> kangaroo. >> Oh my god. >> Lion. >> Kangaroo. >> He's going to love. He's going to lose. Yeah, there he goes. There he goes. >> Um. Um. Oh, good lord. >> Wait, I need a word to start with. >> All righty. >> Isn't that enough? >> Yeah, she gave up. >> Are you willing to perform a multiple test of your breath? Press test. >> All right, that's whatever you choose. Okay. Um, are you good with just us walking her in there? Wait, what do you got? We'll just walk her in there. >> You want to put your shoes on real quick? >> Actually, on second thought, just keep them. Just keep >> We'll walk. We'll walk with you. >> Just in case. >> Yeah, just >> just walk past the car. >> Yeah, we're going to follow you. >> Okay, I'll answer your question. was charged with resisting without violence, driving while suspended, >> and DUI. >> We're going to lead you to Okay. >> Yeah. >> Folks, we're going to go a little bit early tonight because we don't have an uh have an early morning. Yeah. And Mr. Pope is still MIA. So, I want to thank everybody for being with us tonight. We'll have an extended show tomorrow night. We'll go past 9:00. I promise. Yeah. Anything from either of you before we get out of here? >> We're leaving already? >> Yep. >> Okay. Good night, everyone. >> We'll have an extended show tomorrow night. Uh, Mr. NCR, you awake? >> I'm here. I'm here. >> Okay. Say good night to everybody. >> Good night. 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