Hey, what do you say? >> This whole town could be red by the end of the day. If you feel all right, we can throw it and drive with the radio [music] so loud they can hear us. Nothing [music] to do. These days are coming. Me and you. Nothing to lose. I feel it in my soul. Let's let [music] the good times roll. Down, never come down. When the sun comes up, we'll be feeling with you right now. My heart's on fire. Coming down to the wire. While the world sleeps, we'll keep keep burning bright and bright. me. [music] Nothing to do. These days they calling [music] me and you nothing to lose. I feel in my >> [music] [music] >> Me and you nothing [music] to do these They come [singing] and go. [music] Yeah. Nothing. I feel it in my [music] soul. Let's let the good times fall. Let the good times let [music] the good times roll. Hello everybody and welcome to the show. How the hell is everyone tonight as we are Pope Phyllis tonight apparently? Anybody? Anybody? >> I'm here. I'm here. >> There we go. Everybody don't talk at once. So, hello everybody. How are you? I'm okay. >> You're okay. And yes, Popey Phyllis. Phyllis. Pope Phyllis. Phyllis is his sister. His sister Phyis is not here yet. >> Pope syphilis. >> Pope Cphilis. That's right. >> Pope Syphilis. >> Valentine's Day. He's got to deal with all the vest virgins. >> Uh yeah, he does. Uh we we hear that uh the DCA uh Mr. Mr. Newman is in Shanghai as he's not allowed back in the United States because ICE wanted to know why China wouldn't let him in. So he is stuck with without Oh, look. Pope Phyllis is here. >> Isn't the airport a Tom Hanks movie? Yes, he is just like Tom Hanks in the movie. That's right. The one where he crashes the airplane into the what was it? The >> uh >> Hudson River. >> The Hudson River. Yes. >> That's it. That's why you never let a lawyer fly a plane. >> Yep. >> Speak speaking of never flying a plane. What are you doing, Mr. Pope Phyllis? >> Not flying a plane. >> You're not flying. >> I don't believe you. However, I am going to take a helicopter with my one uh passenger, Stevie Rayvon. I hope nothing bad happens. >> Oh boy. >> There you go. There you go. >> Yeah, that one for Kitty Cam. >> Uh we I have got nobody around me tonight, but we'll do Kitty Cam on the uh marathon Monday. Remember folks, we're doing a marathon because we are doing some fundraising and we also it's President's Day and Gia's buying me food. So, no. I'm sitting here. >> No, I'm not. >> You said >> somebody else. No, I bought you giant boobs. Somebody else can buy you food this >> yet. That was the whole point of doing the whole thing. >> No, not happening. No. >> Well, you better rethink your life then, Jim. >> Yep. Yeah, I better cuz I've been looking forward to that since we announced the damn. [laughter] I was even gonna send her to Yeah, I had the order ready. So, >> and Alpine Valley is where Stevie Bay died. It's where I had my very first concert. Yep. >> So, so now I'm dejected and lonely and >> somebody else can step up to the plate. Somebody else. >> That's what happens when you fire her. >> Yeah. I got fired. >> You fired her? No, you fired me. >> She fired himself. >> But she's also she's also the she's not only uh the the hair club president, she's a member. So she she she's owns the place but fired herself. Interesting. >> Uh YouTube held Tomato's comment about kitties for moderation. Okay then. I don't want to know why the kitties were moderated. Uh, okay then. Well, that threw a whole my plans for Monday off. Uh, so yes, we're having >> on cam. Yeah, >> we will have kitties on cam uh on on Monday when there's actually light in this room and there's actually kitties around me right now. Yeah, Slim Pickinson here. Uh, yeah, that I can see. Anyway, uh Dark Lander, we're not making fun of bald people. I'm bald right now because somebody conspired to make me bald last month. >> Uhhuh. >> Yes. Made me shave my beard off. Gia >> Gia made me shave my beard off. >> I didn't I didn't make you do nothing. >> Yes, you did. You strong army. You said you better shave that beard off cuz you look so ugly. >> You look so ugly. We want to show off your ugly face on the thing. >> And I said, "What?" And you said, "Here's some money. Now go shave your damn beard off." >> Yeah, that's exactly how that happened. >> Yeah, that's how it happened. Cuz it's a conspiracy. So folks, yes. Uh Chile. Um yeah, he's left town to go work on You've Got Bail. His new technology that apparently puts you Well, well, he was saying some of the early claims are that you've got bail is going to be a subscription service where you put your money in your monthly fee of like $25 in. >> Okay. uh in order to uh June, he was just in chat, so I think the Chinese have him. Uh you're you're supposed to put your $25 in. >> Hi, June. >> And and then when you get arrested, he will have someone come for you. >> Yeah. >> The way you're >> Sounds like a Sounds like a savings account to me. What do you need chili for? They they they will come to you and get you out on bail within 24 hours. >> Didn't he do this last year? >> No, he hasn't done it yet. This is what >> No, but I mean, didn't he say he was going to do this last year? >> Yeah, that's when he announced this was last year, but now this is what he's actually working on. Oh, okay. >> He's changed his projection last I heard from 50,000 people putting in $25 a month to a hund,000 people putting in $25 a month. >> Yeah. >> And and don't break the law. >> Don't break the law. >> Send you your your personal reporter who's gonna work with you and report on your activities and get your bail bondsman. So, yes. Yes. So, >> okay. >> That's that's his idea that's going to change the world. >> Even though in some jurisdictions like uh you have to wait a couple of days to see a judge. >> Yeah. >> Uh >> yeah. And as Griffy's asks, "What happens if you're not eligible for bail?" >> Well, he keeps your money. >> Yeah. I mean I mean also it's crowdsourced. So he gets three, four cases in a month where it's in a state where it's not a 10% bond and you're screwed. >> Yeah. >> You know, Jason Dahhide was in one of Chile's then best friend. Uh yeah. Well, uh Dark Lantern, uh they would get you that licensed bond agent. They would they would handle all that. Of course, you know, the biggest flaw in all of this plan is you have to be planning on getting arrested. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. [laughter] But give me money before you break the law, please. [laughter] Y >> uh and like with Jason Dalahhide in Oklahoma where they had withdrawn uh his previous bailout, he needed 130 grand immediately just for the idea of getting out of jail which which apparently inspired Chile in this case. >> Yes. >> So he always wants funds and this funds aren't supposed to go to his other stuff like the $100,000 he needs to do a print run of his game. This is I said Blue Bacon. >> I said what game? Gia. >> Yeah. What game? >> You're off. >> No, I said Blue Bacon. Oh, okay. What game? All right. >> Yeah. Or uh Hey, Diver Dan. Uh >> God bless. >> Dog lessons. >> Dog lessons. Or uh what else? His press t-shirts that everyone be wearing. >> The book. The book. >> Yes. The book. the murder in the jail. In the prison in the jail. >> Yeah. That that he supposedly saw. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uh his er nerve which he says there's no damage to anymore. >> Yeah. >> Uh good 360 cams damage. Yes. >> Transparency buses. >> Yes. >> Not forget the high knee pressure. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Uh he he and he's going to run for governor. Now, the question is, okay, he couldn't convince eight people on a jury to like him. >> Um, how's he going to convince the what, 5 million he's going to need in California to be governor, let alone all over this, Phil? >> Now, now, you know, I've been trolling his Instagram account, right? >> Yeah, except I never see your posts. I think you're banned. >> Well, well, somebody, one of his fans replied to me. Oh, >> and and after a little bit of back and forth, one of his replies was, >> "I don't vote like you dumb asses." [laughter] >> So, >> okay. >> So, if Chile's fans don't vote, how is your [laughter] plan for running for governor going? >> I don't vote. Well, I don't know. and and they were they were a lot meaner than uh we heard back from Rean's uh cohort the other night who actually posted something nice on our uh on well he didn't post he clarified that the cops were summoned because he was opening open carrying his firearm. So yeah I mean Rean didn't really mention that in her reporting so I was just going with Rean said they were coming before because of her. So that's what we went with. He clarified and he was being nice about it. Now he was nice. Chili's fans aren't so nice, are they? Are they? Damn it. >> Yes, they're mean. Oh, they're they're vicious. Oh yes. Oh my gosh. Whatever. Will I do? >> Speaking of mean and vicious for no reason at all besides Gia being so mean to me. >> Me. Oh Jesus. Mary and Joseph. [laughter] Uh so so besides Gia being so mean, uh we heard uh Dr. Dave actually Dr. Dave says that audit them, the person he uses a racist term for, actually uh had him served with the summons to come to a protective order uh a protective order uh hearing and uh the sheriff served uh Dr. Dave with real paperwork and the hearing apparently is at the end of the month now. Uh, and it's real. Uh, audit them is actually seeking a protective order against Dr. Dave. So, what does Dr. Dave do when he is given this protective order, Phil? What does he do? >> Well, what what does Dr. Dave do? Uh, nothing. He laughs it off. He immediately makes a video making more racist comments about Yeah. Audit them. Saying he's going to marry Audit them's wife uh mother. No, I almost said wife. Uh marry audit them's mother so he could be his son-in-law. Uh >> brilliant. Brilliant. >> I don't know how that works. How >> well they said Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. >> Yes, Mary. Yeah. The best part of this is Audit Dem is going to have to admit that he is scared of Dr. Dave. >> Yes. And uh so yeah, Dave was doing a live stream earlier on this too. So yeah, he's apparently not uh when you say not to, you probably shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, Dave just went live. So >> yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hey, baby. [clears throat] >> Just the way these things go. just the way that things these >> 10 minutes I promise. Okay. >> This just seems like one of those things that's not going to end well for both sides. >> Uh I mean how do you enforce it really? He Dave's not in Chicago or the Chicago area or Cook Cook County. >> Yeah, Cook County. >> So what are we going to do? Send the sheriff all the way down to Ohio to get Dave? I think it's a way for him to try to get him to stop making videos on him, but I I don't think it's going to work. I I think this was just is just going to add more fuel to the fires for both sides. >> Right. Well, Dave does five videos a day now. Uh and with two of them usually being on audit them. So, >> wow, what a life. >> Uh Parson asked for the $5 super chat. How's the air fryer cooking going? Uh, mom made something in it today. And see, uh, because we have the air fryer now, Gia's not buying food on Monday. Y, so >> there you go. Thank you, Parson. Thank you, you bastard. I mean, you're wonderful person. Wonderful. >> Give a man a fish. >> You You can make some really great egg rolls in an air fryer. >> You can make a lot in that air fryer. It's fabulous. I don't like fish. Oh, no. >> You know, you you can't make smoked brisket in an air fryer. >> Yeah. Well, >> a good grilled steak on an air fryer. >> Okay. >> Yeah, actually you you can do hamburgers in the air fryer now. They have the whole >> Not grilled. Not grilled. >> Oh, yeah. Pants, you you would be cruel since I can't eat Taco Bell. Thanks. Yeah, just for that I'm gonna make sure you have a story to read tonight at 4 a.m. I don't know on what. Probably on Dr. D. >> I want Taco Bell on Monday. I just want >> Yeah, but remember remember I'm banned from eating Taco Bell. >> Just drink a laxative instead. God, what's the point? >> No, I can't eat Taco Bell pants at all. I can't eat anything from any of the places that we've been banned from. That's the deal. That's the deal. Otherwise, yeah, I would have been eating nacho fries. I would have gotten someone. >> You can make your own >> nacho fries and I would have been eating nacho fries this whole time. >> You can make better ones now that you have the air fryer, Jim. >> You know what has just occurred to me? Jim has been eating things he's not supposed to be eating. That's the expos trolls going to do. >> Yeah. >> Uh, no. Troll >> bastard. You bastard. >> You were asleep for that one. Uh, he has backed off. We made that announcement. So, please don't bring that up as uh again like that. Yeah, we we had ma we had clarified. We had made peace, I guess. I don't know. But Well, shoot. Excuse me. I need to cancel a multi,000 order of Taco Bell. Oh, good lord. >> That's Yeah. >> Uh, I can't even have Jimmy John's. He was He was tormenting me. You know, there's a Jimmy John's right by my doctor. I could get some Jimmy John's right now. I'm like, I can't get Jimmy John. >> Hi, Tina. >> Hey, Tina. Tina Chile lost in court yesterday. Uh, >> so uh he badly so hard that he's in parts unknown now working on you've got bail. So he can use his pulled collected money to get you to pay for someone else's bail bonds. >> Is that the sequel to You Got Mail that nobody watched? >> Well, uh, probably. Probably. >> I had to watch it at the driving so I could watch The Mummy. Well, uh, I was working for AOL at the time and that came out when we merged with, uh, when we merged with, uh, what do you call it? TBS and all those, the Turner Corporations. And we all got two complimentary tickets to You've Got Mail. The trouble is it was for a theater chain that was 500 miles away from me. So, I still have the uncash tickets that you've got mail somewhere in my uh somewhere in my collection of stuff. I also have a uh and you won't believe this, but this is how it came. When we hit 20 million members, they sent us all these nice plaques. Well, mine came warped and apparently everyone's came warped. So, yeah. And for a technology company, they sent us all they were like seco watches >> that didn't have batteries in them. They were all wind up. So it was like a great $3 watches. >> Hi Tina, sweetie. And Jim, your boobs will be there the 19th. Your gigantic boobs. >> Gigantic boobs. >> Monday. That's the whole thing. So, >> I when I was a kid, there was a drive-in that we would all go to and we were playing Mummy, but to watch it, you had to watch You got filmed first on the on that screen. And I'm like, I just want to watch Brandon Frasier fight Amummy. You've got mail. Well, if you had a date, you could have done some, you know, I don't know. >> The best part of that movie. >> I watch romcoms with friends instead of the Super Bowl. >> There you go. What' you watch? >> Um, >> Breakfast Club and then I fell asleep and they just let me sleep. I don't know the second one. >> Okay. But last week, my husband said, "Oh, I'll bring you home something for dinner." He brought me home Subway. [clears throat] >> E, >> which you can't. >> I had to say, "Now you get to eat it. Now I get to starve." >> Yeah. What a lovely man. >> And the worst part was he got it the way I like it, and it's not the way he likes it, so he had to eat it anyway. >> Oh, wow. That reminds me of an old joke. I won't I won't tell it. I will not tell it. >> And um sweet onion sauce. >> Will not tell that joke. I will not tell that joke. >> Uh folks, remember we are also doing a fundraiser. Uh, we made it past the level where uh, Chi-Chi can no longer be I can no longer rename Chi-Chi and I must actually undo the renaming I've done on our Discord server to certain people. I think that one goes for the next six months. Our next level, should Zoe not kill us all? Uh, >> what baby? What's got uh Zoe so upset? >> There is a uh a perimeter violator. >> Yep. >> Uh so our next level is $500 and that's to get either add three textbased animations to our server or to get rid of the current animations except for the one that put Zoe all over the screen. Y >> at the $600 level, we will do a cast reading of the Chile Dcastro trial should the transcripts be released. And they may be released for free on Court Listener uh because he says he's appealing. And according to Merb, the transcripts will be posted on Court Listister or Pacer uh when that happens. If that doesn't happen, if we hit $600 level, we will be per we will be performing an original play by pants. That's right. That's right. Uh $700 level right now is the four I get to be renamed by you people for one month in our Discord server. Next step up 800. That renaming applies to on the air and you all must refer to me as whatever name the chat comes up with. You can't call me Jim anymore. The only notes on that of the renamings is it must be YouTube friendly, not a racial slur, and not Ralph. I cannot be called Ralph. That's it. >> Ralph was the motorcycle mouse. >> Th those are the current terms. The uh fundraiser ends at the end of the day on Monday after our marathon. Remember, our marathon would go from 12 noon until 8:00 and then Phil takes over for the last hour with his wonderful, wonderful show, which he will not sleep through this time. Right, Phil? Right. >> You don't sleep through my show. >> Yeah. You don't sleep through your show. Just this one. >> Just you. >> Okay. Just this one. >> And don't just And only when I have a big dinner. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, what are you eating? What are you eating now? So, >> I don't think you could say that on YouTube. >> Uh, who are you eating now? Apparently, he's a cannibal tonight. >> Mrs. Pope. >> Nice. >> Uh, uh, partial transcript might get posted on Pacer as part of the Ninth Circuit appeal, but that'll take a while. Oh, well. Uh he's got 30 days to appeal. So we'll see if it happens. We'll see if it happens. Uh yeah. Uh Parson's coming up with Jimmy the Finch. Jimmy the Finch. Really? Jimmy the Finch. >> Jimmy the Finch was one of the most notorious YouTubers out there. >> Uh the monster. Well, folks, speaking of monsters, >> that was Tony the fish. >> Parson, I have a big German sausage. That's what I have. Big German. >> Yes, he does. >> Uh, Tippy. Yes. Uh, >> he's got he's got seven other lawsuits in the federal court besides this one, which he is now appealing. Uh he's also got the blue bacon one which he says he's appealing even though he's missed all the deadlines for that one. Uh so he's got nine lawsuits going on at once plus uh the criminal charges out of Oklahoma which he says he he's he's fighting and yeah uh he's got a lot going on and chat GPT is getting quite the workout these days. Speaking of workouts, we're gonna run over to Roswell, New Mexico, folks. We haven't been there in a couple of days now. When a nononsense nononsense cop tells a drunk woman to stop being dramatic, >> stopic. >> I hate when that happens. Hello ma'am. I'm officer with the Roswell Police Department. The reason for the stop today is because of your speed. So you're going 48 in a 35 mile per hour zone. Why are you going so fast? >> Oh, I'm sorry. I was just going to my brother's house. >> Where's your brother's house at? >> Um here on country club. >> Here on country club. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um you have your driver's license, insurance, and registration? Yeah. Where you coming from? Um, >> I was coming from my friend's house, but I was just going to go um spend the night at my brother's house. I just wanted >> Okay. your friends cuz they're all over the city. I'm going to ask you an important question. I don't want you to lie to me, be honest, cuz I know this kind of stuff. >> How much have you had to drink tonight? >> Not much. What's not much? How much is not much? >> Nothing. You you just said you haven't had a lot to drink tonight. So obviously you've been drinking. How much have you had to drink? >> Yeah. How much have you had, lady? >> Have you done? >> Nothing like that. So it's alcohol then drunk. >> Yeah. All the time. >> Do what? and then I can help you with that. But I need you to be honest with me. If you lie to me, then it's going to be a different story. >> Huh? >> I'm not lying. >> You are lying to me cuz you've had something to drink, but you're not being honest about how much you've had to drink. >> What have you drank tonight? >> I'm not lying to you. >> What did you drink tonight? >> You haven't had anything to drink. You want to keep going with that story? >> That's what I do. DJ, I thought we were cool, man. It took you like 3 minutes to grab your driver's license. So, >> that's what I do. >> My freaking car. >> Mhm. And you've had something to drink tonight. So, you're a little bit less me with all these horrible horrible women. >> It's not horrible. She's got a nice voice. Right. Right. Uh uh Gia, she's got a nice voice. We haven't seen this woman. >> No. No. Do you know how do you know how bad >> you know how bad these marriage things have been getting? How bad are they getting? Uh, what did the what did your current wife do to you now? >> No, no, no. Because I was plugging the ch the channel today on my live. >> Yeah, >> people are like, "Come to the show. Come to really cool news." You could see them marry off NCR against [laughter] >> every night. Every night. Every night. Every night. New woman. Every night. >> A new woman. He's such a lothario. He beds a new woman every night. Whether he likes it or not. >> You guys are going to get me in trouble one day. >> One day. One day. >> Well, when that day happens, let us know. >> Yes. When that day happens. Uh folks, again, we are doing a marathon on Monday. We are not on tomorrow for our day off. Pope is out there looking for new converts. Uh is watching some fabulous movies. Uh NCR is going to be asleep all day. And finally, Miss Gia is out there hitting people with her golf cart. That's our plans for tomorrow. >> No, >> tomorrow I want to be busy as hell. You know that. >> Binge watching my new show. >> Okay. Binge watching. Oh, Parson says that NCR is our Charlie Sheen. That's right. He's He's >> Tiger blood. >> Tiger blood. Tiger blood. >> I'm addicted to winning. I'm high on winning. >> I think NCO like Mickey Rooney. [laughter] >> Too many wives to count. >> And he never got to the love of his life, Judy Garland. That's right. Neither did NCR, though. He tried even though she was dead 5 years before he was born. That's right. Cuz he is 63 years old. That's right. That's right. Yep. Yep. >> Yes. He He He found her grave and saying somewhere >> you do that, you'll get a copyright strike right now. Telling you >> what? We're not going to get We're not going to sing the whole thing. We only sang a line. We'll see if we get We're taken off the air. That's uh So there we go. We sang it. Uh somebody if anyone if we suddenly go dark, someone tell us. So uh >> going dark going dark. Going dark. >> Going dark like Chile Castro in West Hollywood. That's right, folks. Chili Castro in West Hollywood. Uh yeah, the Dan uh Clement thing came up. Uh, Chile still thinks that Dan Clement is Dan Clemente with an E. >> Yes. >> So, yeah, it came up the other day. Uh, because I remember it because it was in Kate's back when Kate's forum was was the place to be for the original Twilight Castro uh fan club. Uh, that was where the great white shark tracking was going on. Uh, basically, yeah, I remember waking up uh like at 2:00 a.m. coming in and Dan was in the room and people were uh trying to calm him down because it was right after the event had happened and he thought that Chile was going to get him. So, >> wasn't he in our server, too? >> Yeah, he was briefly in our server. Uh, he no longer is in our server. We just leave it at that. >> Yep. >> But, uh, yeah. Uh, he had his incident. Apparently, he had been in Kate's server before the incident when they were watching Chile's live stream. They figured out where Chile was and Dan went on his own to go confront Chile. So that's my because I remember coming in after it had happened >> and not knowing this situation where Dan had gone out seeking Chile and everyone was trying to convince him to get a protective order against Chile, >> which he did, but he >> Where's Colin? >> I don't know. No one's heard from Colin in a long time. Yeah, >> a trailer in Maryland, I think, somewhere in the woods, >> probably. Uh, he didn't become the king of uh the king of YouTube or Twitter. >> Twitter tweet x, whatever the hell you call it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The Twitter verse. >> Twitter. >> Quitter verse. There you >> quitter. Now, speaking of not quitting, uh, NCR has promised not to quit this woman should we marry him off to her. That is very nice of Mr. NCR. Very very nice. >> Yes, it is. Very nice. >> I I I think uh let's take a look at her first and then we'll make the determination as to if there are wedding bells in the air. >> Here comes the bride. >> Oh, >> where's your insurance registration at? >> I know you. Huh? >> I know. I know. >> I know. I think I think we've gone through this before, haven't we? >> Mhm. I I ran fields on you over on Country Club, wasn't it? Your brother picked you up off the ground. >> Or is that a different >> over there? >> Mhm. >> Yep. So, this is the second time I would be dealing with you and running you through fields. >> Wow. >> Well, him, not me. >> Okay. >> I just want to go home. >> Okay. Well, I need you to be honest about how much you had to drink tonight so I can determine if you're still able to go home. Well, >> can you give me a right to talk? >> Well, I need to see where you're at on your impairment level, >> but I need you to be honest about how much you've had to drink. >> You don't want to be honest with me? >> I am. >> You're not being honest with me. You're saying you haven't had anything to drink, and I can smell the alcohol coming off of you. >> Well, there's different perfumes and stuff. >> Not a perfume that smells like alcohol. >> Perfume. Okay. So, you just wear alcohol perfume? >> How much you want to keep lying to me? You're going to keep to this story. >> I'm not. >> Give me your insurance registration. >> It's called OD Vodka. >> There's different kinds. >> Yeah. Um, probably best that you don't wear alcohol perfume then cuz you smell of an alcoholic beverage. I don't think that's a smart idea. >> Oh, you're lying. >> I'm not. >> Okay. I can hear it now. No, >> I don't, puppy. No, I don't. >> I don't. I remember when he's talking me. >> Why are you guys torturing me? I've been a good boy. >> Speaking of whining, he came right in at the right spot. >> I was busy taking care of a family uh issue. What? >> Punish. >> So, so the girl from last night is still there. Okay. Hey, she's 23 now. So, she's got quite a mouth on her. >> Hey, >> what? >> Oh, what? What? She's got quite the mouth on her. That's it. That's >> alcohol perfume. >> That's right. This one has alcohol perfume. I know that when Gia goes out, she spills a Red Bull on herself and some vodka, so she stinks like a club. Thank you. >> Thank you. Thank you for that. Thank you for that. >> Goes out. She doesn't drink anything. No, >> but she smells of it that keeps the zombies away. >> No, I'm going to talk to Dwayne about getting Gia that uh propane powered muffin tosser at you. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. >> And she also has the Red Bull powering her >> golf. What I heard? >> Never had one. >> That's right. It gives it wings. >> Gives it wings. >> So, anyho, let's see what this wonderful woman looks like before we marry her off to NCR. >> Parson's here on a Saturday night. That's amazing. >> You feel comfortable finding one? >> Oh, they're going to suck. But yeah, >> that's fine. First comes to work, you just take home to get you the exposure that you need. >> Cool. >> Yeah, go first. >> Madrina, can I have you step out of the vehicle? >> Lrina, there you go. What a name. >> Okay, you've been looking for it for at least almost 6 minutes now. You can step out now. >> No, it's only been like three. Okay, step out of the vehicle. >> No, wait. Let me No, fortunately copy one. >> I get new glasses on Monday. I'm excited. >> Yeah, Warby. Was it Warby Parker has a store by me now? Yep. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Fancy one. >> Comes back. It's >> like $165 for an exam and a pair of frames. It took her probably like 3 or 4 minutes to just get her driver's license. By the time you guys are rolling out, I barely got to grab it. >> Oh, okay. >> Really large movement. She admitted to having something to drink, but told me how much it is. >> How long ago is it? >> Okay. You want to step out of the vehicle? >> Either you're going to grab your information or I'm going to have to have you step out of the vehicle. >> I'm going to have her grab my information. >> Okay. Grab your information and we'll have you step out. >> I am. >> I am. How long do you speak? >> She won't give me much information. She's just denying everything. >> Okay. >> I'm lying. Don't want to see this. >> My phone is like >> we're giving you light to look in there. So, >> hi Chile. I'm shining it right now. >> If you roll the other window down. >> Yeah. Chili Don artist. He is apparently off working on You've Got Bail. >> Yes. Yes. The next >> failure. Yep. >> Yep. >> Yes. That's what we've been reporting. Julie Don artist. He's working on You've Got Bail. Yep. Who's Got Bail? >> You Got Bail. >> You Got Bail. It's You've got bail. And everybody in the audience has bail. >> Whose house? NTR runs. Whose house? Run. >> No, it's not a new one. It's recycled crap. Yep. >> Yeah. It It's Chile to Conor and it's You've got bail is what the we've been mockingly calling his bail bondsman replacement service or whatever the helmet is. Y >> Yeah. >> It's also going to turn all the auditors into his personal reporters >> who are paying dues to him to wear his little press t-shirts. >> Yeah. Hey Virgo, welcome. 51 and he's got nothing. Y >> that's right. Runs house, baby. Runs house. That's it. Oh, good lord. So, she's not even out of the car yet. NCR, what is this? This wife is the worst. >> I don't want to be married. >> I don't come around. >> Okay, cool. >> She's a shy little curler. >> There you go. >> See if she gets out of the car this time. He's seven minutes in. >> I don't know why they haven't got him for fraud by now. >> Okay, that's fine. >> Well, number one, there's no paper trail. Uh how are you going to prove that he he's committing any frauds when he's asking for donations and not selling a product? uh the products he does sell he does ship eventually and he usually over stuffs the envelopes with with with extra product because he's got all that excess stuff he's trying to get rid of. >> Yeah. >> You know like all those cop cards he overprinted that nobody wants. >> Y >> literally nobody wants those cop cards. He spent too much money on those. >> Yeah. It's like, who's dumber, him or the people that send him money? Who's dumber? I think we know the answer. >> The people send him money. >> Yep. Yep. >> And And why would you send him money for a press hoodie? Do Do you want a press hoodie? I I I don't know. Yeah. >> Uh, all I know is it made him look like a Batman like the a stoogge from the old Batman 60s Batman t-shirt TV show. >> So, and he had press written on his chest. So, that made the white man in at the MLK MLK rally stand out even more >> for people to abuse him. You you you do know according to LIIA about what happened with his arrest at the border and how they figured out who he was, right? >> How do you do that? >> Because when they went through his luggage, they saw a Long Island Audits t-shirt. So by his logic, if you own a Batman shirt, you are Batman. Okay. Then, uh, speaking of that, I did use part of our donation from tonight to get a customizer for our models. So, I may be able to do some me, the people modeling uh, products on LIA or or the character we use for the thumbnails. So, I may actually put me the people on his uh virtual virtual t-shirts. >> Oh, his me the people. Yes. Yes. It's a neat little uh if you bought so much like 50 bucks worth of stuff, you got the tool for free. Uh so, we use part of that to invest in that so we can actually do some quality thumbnails. And yes, I am never going to get that board game. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. What board game? >> Yes, the board game. In fact, if if Chile had actually sued us, I would have demanded in the settlement talks from him the prototype to the board game because I want those goddamn cards. I want that stack of cards. >> I want his I don't care if they're filled with errors and they've never been out of the package. I want the prototype. That's all I want. That's all I want. If he were to ever sue us, that's what I want in the settlement. So, >> yeah, >> that's that's I don't care about anything else except for that. So, >> yep. Yep. >> There. >> Beautiful. >> Take that. Take that. >> Oh, good lord. Uh, let's jump back in and see if this wonderful girl ever gets out of the car. >> Miss Ma, you need to step out. >> No, no, no. Wait, let me find it. >> No, no, no, no. >> Miss Madna, let's go. >> No, no, no. Did you find it? >> No. No. You're going to step out or I'm gonna help you out. >> Last chance. Help you out. >> Will somebody please take this woman? >> Can you find it? >> No. No. No. Okay, let's go. >> Can I not find it? >> Let's go. >> Wait. Hey. >> Ow. That hurts. That hurt. >> Yes. Because >> Oh, she's perfect for him. >> No, she is not. Look at her. I'm trying to find >> I am. You're not. >> I was trying to find it for you and you're just killing me. >> Yes, I pulled you out the vehicle. >> Why? That hurts. That hurt me like that. >> You're going to stand right here. >> Carson can have her. >> Tomatoes can have her. >> Anybody can have her but me. >> Uh, Dark Lantern. He apparently lost the original glasses. That's why he stopped wearing them. >> Uh, he does. He does have a pair of these new the weird looking glasses that are kind of burgundy. In the right light, they look red, but he doesn't wear them that often. >> I miss I miss the look from the red glasses. He looked like the love child of Sally, Jesse, Raphael, and Howie Long. >> Yes. >> Along with the headphones when he really didn't need the headphones. >> Yep. >> Yep. Yes. That's That's why we keep the headphones on our character who is called Alpha Male. M A I L E. >> Uh that he's not >> And the lip gloss. And the lip gloss. That one picture I have >> of him with the lip gloss. Yes. >> Yes. Our winner winner. >> Our stand in for the thumbnails is alpha male. >> Winner winner. He has a cleft, meaning he has a chin, which Chile doesn't have either. So, I know I'm not one who should be talking about that since I have no chin either, but still. >> Yeah. >> He just like pulled me out of there. And if you hurt me, you hurt me. >> Look, she's tiny. >> That's not okay. >> She's perfect for you. She roll up next to you and you wouldn't even know. >> I'm going to have you stand with your feet together, hands at your side. All right. And then I'm going to have you pay attention to this finger. Can you see my finger? >> Can you see the tip of it? Okay. I want you to look at it. >> Medical questions. Uh, do you have any like impairment with your eyes, standing? Any medical injuries? >> Absolutely. >> Okay. I'm just going to do them real quick and then just observe me. Okay. >> Cool. Cool. Sounds good. >> Okay. Do you have any medical questions that I should be aware of? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Step right here. >> Just step right here, Miss Padonna. Can you step right there? I'm in the line >> right there. I'm going to have you step on the line right now. I might have you step right there. >> I thought you wanted me to get >> face towards me. We're not worried about that. Face towards me. >> Face towards me. >> You don't want your permission. >> I'm not worried about information. We're doing something else right now. Face towards me. >> Put your feet and toes together. Put your hands down to your side. Remain in this position until I tell you to leave this position. Okay. You understand my >> Oh god. Dark lantern. This necessary man costume would blow bad if you met. >> Um >> Oh god. eyesight and ear impairment. >> Okay. So, what what are those impairments? >> Um, I can't hear really well and I can't really see really well. >> So, do you wear glasses or contacts? >> Contacts. >> You wear contacts. Are they in right now? >> Yeah. But they're not like right. >> They're not the right prescription? >> No. >> Okay. What do you mean you get the right prescription? You shouldn't be operating a motor vehicle if you don't have the proper prescription. Okay. >> Do you understand? >> You understand? And so what I'm going to have you do what I'm have you do is you're going to follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. I'm going to take for consideration the medical question or the medical stuff that you adise. >> I don't think he owned that. I think David Condan owned it. >> Follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes owns anything. >> Follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. Do you have any questions? >> You're repeating me? >> Follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Do you understand the instructions? Okay. Do not move your head. Don't move your head. >> Don't move your head. >> I'm not. >> I can see you moving your head. >> No. No. >> Okay. With your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. Where? >> You're like >> I'm doing this for a reason. >> Moving it out of range. >> No, I'm moving it at maximum deviation so I can see your eyes. >> Okay. Move my eyes that way. your time. Same thing. Oh, look what you can do with your eyes and eyes only. Oh, hold on. The other test I'm going to have you do. Here we go. You want to step on this line for me and then face towards me. And then you're going to put your left foot on the line and then put your right foot on the line in front of your left foot like so. Touching heel to toe. Keep your hands down to your side. Remain in that position until I tell you to do so. Okay? Until unless I instruct you to do something else. So remain in that position. Do you understand the instructions so far? So before we begin, I'm going to ask you a few medical questions. Do you have any problems walking, balancing? Anything that I should be aware of? >> That should be fine. >> But you could walk and balance and all that. >> Okay. What do you do for work? >> Uh I'm a server. >> You're a server? Where do you serve at? Uh >> okay. So you're out and about walking all day and all that kind of stuff. Okay, cool. The other thing I would say, >> NCR, are you still with us? >> Yes. Damn it. Okay. >> She's got a job. She's got a job and she's got a job. >> She's got She works all day. She walks around. >> Yeah. >> She stays fit and trim. >> She brings home tip money. >> Yeah. >> Yes. She gets tips. >> Just a tip here. Just a tip. >> I do not want to be married. And she's little. Look at her. Little and >> Hispanic. >> Little Hispanic. >> You. >> She's little and you can have her. >> And she says, "Mr. NCR, Mr. NCR, sir. Mr. NCR, sir. Marry me, Mr. NCR, sir." That's what she said. >> What can I get you, sir? What can I bring you, sir? >> Sir, Jim can have her. No, I'm already taken. I'm off the market. So, >> Phil can have her. >> Phil married >> and he's got a side piece. He's busy. >> Yes. >> He's got multiple side pieces. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Zoe can have her. >> Zoe's a girl. >> Yeah. And Zoe already is in a domestic partnership with a guy who leaves the menus on the door. That's why she gets >> Gia can have her. >> Yeah. also in a civil union with the >> paper married wifey. Yep. >> Yes. >> Make it a throppple. >> That's so >> mistress. >> Well, we we'll we'll check in with you in a couple minutes. We've got another 16 minutes left in the video. So, >> say you say the ground that we're about to use is pretty level. >> I don't know. It's kind of like going down ways. >> Would you prefer to use the sidewalk? >> Um it's a little bit more >> somewhere more level. >> Yeah, we can use the sidewalk. Anybody can have her but me. >> And we're just gonna off the market. >> This is going to be about as level as we can get for this or one in the chat right here. >> Put a one in the you do is just step on the line right there. Been married to a bottle of bourbon that never in front of it. >> Put a one in the chat if you want to see this woman marry your side. >> Put a two in the chat if you want to marry her. >> You say this ground is a lot more level than if you want to see NCR marry this woman instead of you. Put a two in the chat. That's right. >> And you say the weather is clear. It's not raining on us or anything. >> White feed. >> Okay, cool. So, what I need you to do, I'm going to get into a better position so I can just how to do it. Get back into the starting position for me, please. Yep. Your right foot. Left foot, please. >> And then your hands down to your side. >> My right foot. >> Right. Yes. Your right foot needs to be in front of your left foot like so. Yes. And then hands down to your side. >> I'm the damn demon. If I had >> that position unless I instructed you to get out of that position redheaded one. What I have you do while you're in this position, you're going to take nine heel toto toe. Once I instruct you to start, you'll take nine heel totoe steps on this line. >> Keep your lead foot planted and take nine heel totoe steps back. While doing so, you're going to look down at your feet, count each step out loud, >> and start the test. Do not stop unless um instructed to stop. Okay? >> Doesn't have any completely complete the test all the way. I'll give you a demonstration to make sure you completely understand. Okay? >> So, it should look something like this. While in this position, hands down to my side on this imaginary line that I'm utilizing. I'm going to take three steps, okay, for demonstration purposes. Okay, >> you threaten to marry her off to somebody she doesn't like named Castro. >> Three. Keeping my lead foot planted, taking small concept steps to turn around. Getting back into the starting position. One, two, three. Completely make sense to you. >> 8, six, seven, how to do the test. >> You have any questions? >> God, I was so drunk when that song was popular. >> We're not putting it on you. We're just doing it to light up the ground so you don't fall. They used to do like shots on the bar. Put your hands put your head on the bar and they put your hands shot in your mouth. >> And you may begin the test when you're ready. >> Damn. >> That was a long time ago. >> You were what? Uh 72 then? >> Uh I was >> 20. >> Keep your hands down to your side. >> I was 20. So that was 1899. >> Yeah. >> Okay, cool. The other test I'm going to have you do, if you want to come over here and step back over there. >> Yeah. You put your head on the bar, >> get back into the starting position, put your hands and toes together, put your hands onto your side. >> Good old days. >> So, the test I'm going to have you do a foot of your choice. Doesn't matter which choice you want to use >> uh or which foot you want to use. You're going to hold approximately 20 off the ground. While doing so, you're going to keep your foot parallel to the ground. You're going to keep your leg completely straight. and you're gonna look at the tip of your foot and you're gonna count out 1000 one 1002 1003 so on and so forth until I tell you to stop. >> So I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a demonstration of how it should look. Okay, feet together, hands out on my side, choosing my left foot approximately 6 in off the ground. I'm keeping my leg completely parallel or my foot parallel and my leg completely straight. 1,00 1,002 100,004 make sense. Have any questions? >> You want me to keep it up in the air? Yes, you'll do that when I instruct you to do it. You'll put your foot 6 in off the ground, about the approximate size of a Coke can, and you'll keep your leg straight and you'll count out loud while looking at your foot. Does that make sense? >> Don't start the test yet unless I tell you to do so. Does those instructions make sense to you? >> Sure. >> Yeah. All right, officer. >> You got time? >> Sure. Officer, you're my best friend. >> Okay. Wherever you are, you may begin. >> 1,000 2,000 3,000 How many thousand? >> I'll tell you when to stop. >> I'll tell you when to stop. You can continue. >> Tell me before. >> I can't. >> I will tell you when to stop. >> Why? >> I will tell you when to stop. I just need you to have your hands on your side. >> I will tell you when to stop the test. >> Can I know? Yeah, >> Josh Abrams has her million dollars. He's going to have to get them from Josh. Thank you, uh, Parson for the five gifted memberships. They went to Dark Lantern. Uh, Ed Vincent, aka T54. Allan Eyes got one. I haven't seen him for a while. And Corruptive, uh, membership level not eligible to marry NCR. So, none of these people can be married off to NCR like this wonderful woman. This wonderful woman here. NCR, you here? >> I'm here. God damn it. [laughter] >> That's not happy to see me, Faith. That's not >> Yeah, that's not happy to see us. Yeah. >> Don't you trust us? You're Yeah. Yeah. Gia said you're very crabby tonight. You're crabby. >> You've got crabby pants like Spongebob. Yep. >> Yeah, you're very crabby to be married to drunk girl. >> But you don't want a night either. >> Just for a night. >> No, remember the new rules. Not one night anymore. It's until he gets married again. So he >> Well, that's why he needs to switch it up. That's why he needs to switch it up. He could get rid of the one from last night who he obviously didn't gel with and replace her with this wonderful girl. This >> I don't gel with any of these drunk broads. >> They aren't broads. They are nice women. >> Fine. Dames. >> Dames. >> Nice girls. >> Dames. Nice girls. Ain't nothing like a dame. Nice girls. That's what they >> Where are you, baby? Where'd you go? >> I'd rather swim in an alligator infested lake again. >> Oh, she's gonna be snuggly tonight. >> She's tired. Yep. She's tired. It's going to be very snuggly tonight. >> Breuan. Yes. Uh, no hell party in Vegas this time. But remember, he's got the appeal to go on this one and seven other cases on the federal level. uh because he he actually filed yesterday the uh one against the Valentine's Day cops, though that hasn't appeared in the system yet. We have seen a listing for it. We just don't have the complaint in front of us. That may have to wait to see it until Tuesday because Monday's federal holiday. Monday is also the day that we are going to be doing a marathon here starting noon Eastern. It is the Gia's a Big Meanie Marathon brought to you by GIA. Uh, it's going to go from noon until 8:00 in the evening and then Pel is going to wake up and smell the coffee or his own butt >> and he he he's he's going to host his own show at 8 Eastern on Monday. Now, NCR, you still with us? >> I'm here. I'm pissed off. >> Damn. >> Okay. Uh, >> my hotel reservations got cancelled. What hotel reservations? >> I was booking a I was trying to book a hotel a room at the Bates Motel to get away from here. >> Oh. >> Oh, well, I'm sorry. >> Reservation got cancelled. >> A >> something about new management or a police investigation. Something about it. I don't know. I was paying attention from the email. >> I uh Oklahoma has a warrant for his arrest for molesting a police vehicle. Three times. Take off your shoes. Multiple. >> I'd rather you tell me how many thousands. Okay. Are you refusing to do the test? >> Uh, Virgo, we might make that happen. >> Okay, then you may begin when you're ready. >> 1,002. >> Put your arms down. >> Keep your hands down to your side. You can lift back up your foot and start again. Keep your hands down to your side. Like touching your side. Touching your side. >> Like touching your side like this. There you go. >> There you go. She's wearing her hands like that. >> What is she doing? >> I don't know. Her hands are >> What is she doing? >> NCR, get your woman under control. >> Did you completely understand the instructions that I explained to you? >> Yeah. >> Uh, no. >> So, the other test I'm going to have you do a hand of your choice. Have your hands down your feet together. Hands down to your side. Hand of your choice. Doesn't matter which one. You're going to do Can you get back to starting position? >> Oh, the lights are working. >> Oh, that was >> okay. Can you get back in the starting position? >> There's no lights on you right now. >> What? Parson's leaving. >> Yep. Parson's Oh, then quickly. NCR, Dearly Beloved. >> Dearly beloved, we are gathered here tonight to marry off this fine drunk woman to Mr. Parson. Mr. Parson, do you promise to love, honor, cherish, and obey this beautiful drunk girl and keep her in puffy jackets? >> Make it fast. My TV shows on, boy. And drunk girl, do you promise to love, honor, cherish, and obey, and enjoy the TV shows of Mr. Parson? >> No, I want you instead. NCR, why don't you marry me? I reject your ovances. Madam, >> why don't you marry me? I have to settle for this old man instead of you, the older man. [screaming] [crying] >> Uh, I I don't know how to answer that, young lady, but uh >> I don't have my glasses in or my contacts on. I don't know. Will somebody control this drunk broad? >> I'll marry the one who can take me home. But I wanted you, my love. I wanted you. [laughter] >> Too bad. >> I need a drink after this. >> Uh, and there they go. parson off to the sunset holding hands with this new bride who's looking back. Oh, she's running back. I love you. I love you and please take me. Please. >> Why are you doing this? >> And and I don't know. I don't know why she's doing this, but >> somebody handle this, please. I need to go get a drink, boy. Cuz they hurt my They're hurting my Hey, Gothic Sparrow. Can you get back to the starting position for me? >> They're hurting my eggs. Can you touch some? >> I'll be back. I'm going to get a drink. >> Like more. >> Oh, getting a drink. >> more. >> Since they didn't consummate that marriage. >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to marry off NCR with this drunk woman as she's wanted to. Uh, drunk woman, do you take Mr. NCR to be your lawfully wedded wife? >> Yes. >> And Mr. NCR, do you take this drunk woman to be your lawfully wedded husband? >> Yes, I do. I do. I do. >> No. See, I tricked you. I tricked you. >> I now pronounce you husband and drunk girl. You may kiss the bride. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. >> I I am going to get you back one day, Jim. >> I'm going to make you pay. >> Good lord. >> You're going to pay for this, Jim. >> Okay. He'll help me get I'll find a way. >> Put your hands down. >> Lisa, I had both provit. Do 1 2 3 4. >> I had too much garlic and I was I was allergic to it. >> You're going to do 1 2 3 4 4 2 1 with your hands. Does that make sense? >> Sure. >> Okay. Whenever Do you understand the instructions? Yeah. >> Whenever you're ready, maybe begin with whatever hand you want to use. >> One, two, >> three, four. >> You're good. You're good. Oh, good lord. >> Oo, I did it. See that? >> Okay, cool. So, the last test I'm going to have you do is you're going to basically make an airplane behind your back like so. >> Airplane. >> Okay. Now, you're just going to do like this and then you have to do an airplane behind your back and you have to hold it for 30 seconds. >> Do you understand the instructions? >> No. >> Show me again. >> Okay. So, you'll be like this in the starting position. You'll put your hands out like this and you'll make a prayer behind your back and you'll hold it for 30 seconds. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Just hold it for 30 seconds. That was stupid. >> Two, three, four. You're under arrest for operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of intoxication. >> Yep. >> Hey, that was a trick. >> That was a trick. >> Why did you >> That was a trick. >> Going to jail. >> I would trick me. >> But that's how dummy. >> Motor vehicle to the influence. >> Hey, why' you do that? >> Pass or fail. What do you mean? >> It's not pass or fail. >> No, >> that's not a pass or fail test. It's just a determination. Watch your step. >> Should be quick. >> What do you mean? >> That's just a determination. Take a seat. >> Oh, >> he barely bumped you. Take a seat. >> Okay. Stop being overdramatic and take a seat. >> No dramatic. >> I have to help you take a seat. >> You take a seat right now or else I'm going to help you take a seat. being overly touched. >> You are just me personally hard. It hurt. >> Okay. >> Oh, it hurt. >> Well, if you want big mean, >> just give me a second. I'll read something to you here in a second. Okay. >> Um for me, anytime I do DWIs, it's automatic. >> Remind her. Remind her that second DUI. >> This is how I do it. It's completely up to you, but we have the um within policy to control you. >> Okay. So, I'm going to read you something real quick. >> Wait, no. It's going to jail. >> You're going to jail. >> Okay. Well, then you should have go to jail. >> You can say that, but you shouldn't have been operating a motor vehicle. How bad you were. >> I'm just going to >> You You're pretty intoxicated. If you want to keep on to me or not, you're pretty intoxicated. So, I have to read something to you real quick. This is completely on you. Just pay attention. Okay. So, listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. >> Oh, these hurt though. These hurt. >> I'll fix the handcuffs in a second. >> You fix them first, please. >> Okay. We'll make sure. If I can fit two If I can fit two fingers in there, I'm not going to I'm not going to change them. I can fit two in that one. >> Oh, no. The handcuffs aren't made to be be nice. I can fit two fingers in both of them. >> No. >> At least she's riding. >> I'm going to loosen them a little bit more, but if you slip out of your cuffs, then they're going to go back to being this tight. Okay. Oh, >> I've never been in handcuffs. Do they hurt? >> Not really. >> I've never been in handcuffs. >> I don't know pairs. They're not that bad. >> This is drama queen. >> Oh, you don't understand. >> You don't understand NCR. >> Okay. >> He loves you. >> I loosened up the cuffs. Listen. >> I don't love her. >> Loosen up the cuffs. Did you kick the old wife out yet? >> You're going to get in more trouble, okay? So, do not try to not hurt your hand. >> I decided to go home. >> You get rid of the blond. >> You decided to operate a motor vehicle. This one's on her way under the influence and now you're paying those consequences. >> I just decided to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence and now you're paying the consequences of that. Okay? So, listen to me. I'm going to tell you something important. I didn't trick. >> You were like, "Go to an airplane." >> Yeah. >> Go to an airplane. >> Okay. You can complain about that. Listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You are under arrest for operating motor vehicle while under. >> You are under arrest for operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of intoxicating liquor and or drugs. The New Mexico Complied Consent Act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, licensed nurse, laboratory technician, or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid for by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to be breath tested? >> No. >> Okay. So, just know if you refuse, it's going to upgrade your charge to an aggravated DWI and for your refusal. You understand that? You're going to get a bigger charge and you're going to lose your drive. >> If you refuse to take the breath test, you're going to get an aggravated DWI and you lose your driver's license for a year. >> If you refuse to be tested, >> are you refusing? >> What do you mean? >> It's a bigger charge and you lose your driver's license. Are you refusing to be tested? >> What do you mean? >> Okay. I cannot force you to take our test, but if you refuse, you will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privilege for one year. If you are convicted in court for driving under the influence, you may also receive a greater sentence because you refuse to be tested. Do you understand? >> I cannot force you to take our test, but if you refuse, you will lose your New Mexico operator's license or driver's license for >> what test? I already did your test. >> No, it's a breath test. We're asking to take your breath. >> So, it's a breath test to determine the alcohol content in your blood. Are you refusing to be tested? >> I don't know. >> Okay. >> Wow. Your right to speak to attorney or remain silent does not apply to the requirement of the New Mexico law to take our test. >> What happened to my car? >> Do you agree? It's being towed. Do you agree to be tested? >> Last chance or you're getting an aggravated DWI and you're losing your driver's license. I'm not going to sit here all night. Do you agree to be tested? >> Just sit here. >> Do you agree to be tested? >> You have all night. >> Nope. >> Do you agree to be tested? >> Sure. So, you ready to be tested? >> No. >> Okay. I'm considering your actions as refusal to be tested. It's going to be an aggravated DWI. >> No way. >> What's going to happen to my car? >> Your car is being towed. >> When am [clears throat] I going to get out of here? >> Whenever you get out of county, then you can get your vehicle back from the tow company. >> When? So, in the morning? >> In the morning when you get out? Yes. You can go to the tow company and get your vehicle released. >> And that's when I'll get my phone. >> No, you'll have your phone. Your phone will go with you to county. I'll drop that off at county with you. So, your ID right now and your phone will be dropped off in your property box in county >> in the morning. >> Mhm. And you'll be able Well, actually, when you first get there, they'll let you get on your phone to get phone numbers out. >> Okay. But, um I'm supposed to call my daughter tomorrow, >> like in the morning. >> Okay. Well, you'll just have to call your Is he your current boyfriend or ex-boyfriend? >> It's my baby's dad. >> Okay. So, is he he's no you're no longer together? >> No. Okay. >> Well, like he has work, too. >> Okay. And then you're going to have to call him and tell him like, "Hey, I'm going to be late picking up our daughter today because I was arrested for DWI." >> Oh, god. You got to guess. >> What's tomorrow? >> Tomorrow is Wednesday. Or >> second DUI. >> And I work tomorrow. >> Okay. Well, hopefully you get out on time. What time are you going to work? >> At 3. >> Okay. Then you should be out on time. >> Second DUI. >> What time? >> I'm hoping. >> Wow. >> The best case scenario, the more I keep having to talk to you, the later I'll get your paperwork in. If I can get your paperwork over there in a timely manner, you could probably see the judge in the morning around 7:00. But I have to go work on your paperwork now in order to get you over there in a time for them to process your paperwork. Okay. >> Okay. >> So, just sit tight, take a nap, do what you need to do. I'll have your paperwork hopefully done within the hour. Okay. >> Okay. Um, is someone going to have to bail me out or >> No, there's there's no bail. You have to be seen by the judge to be released. >> So, the judge will see you. They'll talk to you about your case. They'll probably release you on on your own recgnissance. Okay. Okay. Um, I have more questions. >> Like I said, the more I have to talk to you here right now, the longer this takes, the longer it takes to get your paperwork done. >> I know. I just This is my first time. >> I understand. But I'm just saying if you want me to get you over there in time to hopefully get released in the morning, I'm going to have to go work on your paperwork here soon. >> Okay. >> You don't have any questions? >> I don't. >> What's your other question? >> Am I going to be here alone? >> No, I'm going to be in the room over. I'm just going to shut the door. So that way if they bring out anybody else who's being arrested, you don't have to see them. You're by yourself. So that way if some guy gets arrested and he gets put on the bench in there, he's not seeing you. [snorts] So you're just going to be >> I've never been here before. >> Yeah. You're just going to sit in here for legitimately overriding your paperwork. So >> uh she was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence, speeding, no proof of insurance, and no evidence of registration. >> Let's see. Her case is still open. Her next uh court date was October 1st, 2024. She's currently winging her way to Mr. NCR's house where they'll be >> enjoying some of the uh brands of energy drink that he uh endorses. >> Yep. >> And yes, >> making sweet love. Yep. Yep. >> Y have a fantastic evening. Uh especially if the former uh the former wife goes out the window because >> back door goes out the back door in the basement. Yep. Yeah. >> Times up. >> Yeah. So, uh folks, remember we are not with you tomorrow, but we will be with you all day on Monday starting at noon Eastern and going till 8:00 with the marathon and then from 8 to 9 with Pope Phil show. Hope Phil will be awake the whole time for his show. Not during the day of course, but during this whole show he'll be awake. Uh we are trying to line up some guests and Virgo Wraith from Sid Chat here has decided he may come up on panel during the the show on >> and remember Jim needs uh a Door Dash endorsement to feed his Yes. to feed him on Monday because I am not doing it. Yep. >> Yes. 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