[music] Heat. [music] Hey, Heat. Heat. Heat. [music] [music] Heat. Heat. [music] Heat. [music] [music] Heat. [music] >> [music] [music] >> I always feel like conducting music when you hear this opening. >> This thing on. Is this ones? >> I I feel like we're high class. High class. >> Hello. >> We We are classy. Hello and welcome everybody. >> Everybody. >> Uh tonight [clears throat] uh we are in fact going two hours because Gia requested it. Uh so >> we are the station. >> She does. >> Uh we will be with you till 10 o'clock Eastern tonight. So, I hope you all can hang out and have some fun. Number one, we have to get to our biggest fan because he watches every show every night uh while he is naked and probably on on his his mattress or whatever he has >> and his thumb is tingling. And his thumb is tingly. >> Yeah. Yes, his thumb is tingling because uh Mr. Lane Meyers. Everyone, let's everyone say hi lane. >> Hi Lane. >> Hi. >> Hi at Laney. >> Hi Lane Meyer. >> Hi Sid. >> Since you can see say your special hi to Lane Myyers please cuz he is watching later and he does need some positivity in his life. We are lane stay strong dude. Uh we are starting with that as uh let's share this window. I don't know if you can pop into it a little bit. Uh Lane asked for modifications of his bond conditions and as of yesterday afternoon he got a hearing in chambers resetting hearing victim notice and investigation report deadline. Excuse me. >> On June 14, 2026, the defendant filed a motion to modify conditions of probation in these cases. It is ordered as follows. A hearing on the motion is set for Friday, July 24th, 2026 at 11:00 a.m. for 30 minutes. By July 6, 2026, the state must file proof of victim notice by July 20th, 2026. And per rule 27.3B3, the probation department must file an investigative report detailing the defendant's compliance with conditions and regulations and recommending either for or against the motion. Uh you can see everyone who was notified, including Lane's probation officer. We did not add that. That was part of the document. We are not hiding that information. I'm sorry, Lane. In fact, uh, well, you can't really see it, but there you go. If you need that >> public information, correct? >> I know, but he's very upset that we showed his PO box address and he said that is doxing him. >> He lives in the box >> on a that's on a public record filing. >> He lives in the box. Yes, he he isn't of him yet. Get this, Phil. >> Yep. >> He showed the same documents without taking that information out in fact the same day that it was on the site. So, >> well, now now isn't wasn't part of his defense that him uh revealing the address of his victim uh was okay because it was public information. Uh, can I can I ask something? Is anyone else hearing like a like a burping coming off of Phil? >> That is That's Phil. Yeah, his >> Okay, I was about to say I was wondering if it's just me or >> No, his microphone is burping. So, >> he has a burp. Yeah, he's a burping microphone. >> Yes. >> Now, hold on. I change and change it. >> He also has a whoopy cushion and a hand buzzer when he shakes your hand. >> Yes. [clears throat] I am a tingly thumb and a tingly bill. Mike like me, every time we talk about planes or meers or probations or any kind of court filings, they get a little bit gassy in their tummy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh well, he also has the mirrors on his shoes. >> Yes, he does. >> Yes. >> Is this better? >> Uh keep talking. >> Okay. So again, isn't he now his playing? >> Nope. Nope. >> No, no, no. >> Every three words it goes at at >> I swear your mic's been drinking Duff beer. >> Yeah, >> that's weird. >> Yes. So, uh, go ahead. Try to say something. Try to make your point and then you might want to try to reboot your phone. Um, no, just that that during his his uh defense, he kept trying to say that, you know, giving out the address of his victim was okay because it was public information and publicly available on a website. >> Yes. But he uh he's saying that by us doing that, that's making his point. us using that as an excuse is making his point for him >> despite the [cough] fact that >> despite the fact that until you just said it none of us have made that point. So >> yeah uh he is in fact uh thinking 20 steps in advance and not giving us the opportunity to actually make the moves he thinks we're making. So, we're not doing anything. >> That's uh he's like >> he is convinced that the Lane Meyers returns forum, which was created last month, uh when he returned, and it's a a forum where all of the associated videos about Lane Myers are autopop populated, just like we do in the Dr. day versus audit them folder just like we used to do with Floyd Wallace. Just like we do with Glario should he ever post another video. >> Uh yeah, just like what we do with Chile Dcastro. uh he has decided that because we do the automation, we all go into that uh channel and we discuss how to screw him over after every video is posted. He's >> We have a channel. >> Yeah, we we have a Lane Myers channel. You just >> I I just thought I've never been there. Okay. >> Yeah. Uh yeah, Phil, reboot your phone because uh actually try to listen listen back to the show so far and you'll hear what's going on. >> So you have some idea what's going on. Uh yeah, Phil will be right back. But basically, he screenshotted and and that forum was only created in May. So he went all the way back to May. And now that he's been banned, well, guess what? He doesn't have access and he wants back in. I'm sure. >> Oh, >> well, thank you, Dave, for the $10 super chat. >> Oh, yes, >> buddy. >> Go ahead and read it. >> I'm g I'm guessing at Lane Myers will be eating Thanksgiving dinner in the prison cafeteria and spending quality time with Chile's old jail buddy, Roy. >> Yeah, Roy is lonely. >> Yeah, Roy. >> Well, that's kind of impossible because Roy was in Nevada. Well, you never know. >> We can dream. We can dream. We can dream. >> Uh, that donation brings us up to $45 out of the $200 that we are seeking by the first of >> Pope Pope Phil is a bastard. >> Yes. And Pope Phil is a bastard. Uh, Jenny gave 20 bucks on the on the GoFundMe. So, thank you very much to Jenny. Uh, she gets two vetos. So, and Dave gets two vetos, though. Dave never uses his vetos, though. Dave could use all his vetos on me from the first till the seventh. You've got about 30 of them, Dave. Just saying. Just saying. If you want to to to make sure that I'm not tortured like this evil, mean, and nasty NCR. >> Hey, do not make me call upon my altra ego. >> That's the evil, mean, and nasty. That's right. Uh, >> how am I mean and nasty? >> Uh, Lane Myers thinks you're very evil, very mean, very nasty. That's right. >> Why? Because I have an ultra ego that has the ability to curse people and it actually works. >> No, because you're on this show. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Okay. Well, that sounds like personal problem. >> Yeah. Uh, re remember that Judy here. Uh, mind you, Judy says, "Mind you, with me being a focus of his his right now, out of all the screenshots, I think I had two comments." Yeah. Uh, tomorrow morning we will be releasing our latest article on Lane Meyers. Uh, it will go live at 8:00, which will be pushing our, uh, weekend review show back till 9:00 a.m. Uh, just because I was having difficulties with Adobe today, but they are now fixed. Uh Dolby does not like the native Mac format that Pants sends his stuff in. In fact, uh let me get uh we had transcript errors this morning for the first time ever where Adobe had decided that uh the the the report this morning that Pants sent in uh let me just quote the following. This is what Adobe decided Pants was saying. Doo doo doo doo doo doo do it for us. unrelated data unrelated to until and until late Cretaceous data related unrelated and it's it's up to us and until you get us British data into us it's a little bit and literary critics and and until and critics and it now it goes on for another three pages of the same thing including Detroit's US related to us and did and did a little bit related unrelated. Yeah. So, Adobe. >> Yeah. It ends back with the doo doo doo. That's the entire ending. >> Yep. >> It goes and >> this is what it was [clears throat] doing with every file from pants all of a sudden was doo do and the same thing over and over. >> Where are you? Yep. >> But he switched to uh an MP3 file and it was fine. So I don't know what the hell >> weird. >> Uh let's see. Mr. Pope Phil is back. >> Yes, I'm back. I'm back. >> Much better. Much better. Much better. What' you do, Phil? >> I just uh turned off my phone and reset it. Okay. >> You heard you were burping, didn't you? >> Uh yes. Okay. So, uh, yeah, we were just discussing pants and his curse on the the Apple format, and now he has to send MP3s because, uh, Doby has decided that he is saying doo doo doo doo doo and until you get a little bit related related related related to tod do great great great great great do. Yes. >> Uh yeah, Tomatoes Chile did not go live yesterday. He did not go live today. >> I know. >> Just sad. >> And tomorrow, >> I never even watch them. No, >> tomorrow I have already, thanks to my mother who brought home a giant bag of just plain old Lays potato chips and a can of the onion dip. So, I'll be sick all the rest of the week, but >> I will get it out of my system. So, I haven't had potato chips. >> You have no self control. >> He's going to have the chip sweats. He's going to have the chip sweats. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. >> You have no self control. I literally haven't had chips for a week now. So, how is that not having self-control? >> I thought you said you were going to be sick for a week because you ate it. >> That'll be tomorrow. >> You're going to eat it tomorrow? >> Tomorrow I'm off restriction from chips. >> So, you're planning on not having self-control. That's what I'm saying. >> I I'm planning on eating a handful of chips and a bunch of dip and I will be sick from it like I'm always sick from it. >> Oh god. Yes, Mrs. Tom. A can of French onion dip. Lays has the best French onion dip out there. >> No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. >> It's the best can dip. >> It's better than UTS or hella good. Can't stand hella good. And UTS is >> the refrigerated one is the best. >> Well, >> we have we have Anderson Ericson, which is a local uh dairy. >> Yeah, there's a refrigerated one that I like. >> Well, I refrigerate the lab. forget that. No, it's got you buy it in the refrigerated section. I forget what it's called cuz I rarely get it, but it is good. >> Yes. Uh Mrs. Tom, yes, it comes in a can. Yeah, they also have the the the Fredo uh nacho dip in a can, which is basically uh cheese whiz or whatever that's been thickened and put spices put into it. It It's They stopped selling the bean dip. They used to have bean. No, they still sell the bean dip. >> Oh, do they? Cuz we can't get it here. >> Yeah, it's called Deans. Dean French onion dip. That's the best >> in my get that at the local uh gas stations or Walmarts, >> right? Yeah. Uh yeah, we can't get that. So, >> why do I have a feeling Jim's going to start sending me grocery orders? [laughter] >> I'm gonna start licking the inside of bags in the trash can. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> My former brother-in-law was the one who would eat bean dip and that was was the weirdest thing. >> Beans is the best. Yep. In my opin I don't eat that much crap. So, >> yes. Uh, and no. Hella good. Ew. Gross. Hella good. Ew. >> Never had that. >> Yeah. Yeah. It tastes like water. It tastes like water. >> I like it with pretzels. >> I get uh Butter braids pretzels which are delicious pretzels and French onion dip. I never I don't eat chips. I don't eat potato chips, >> but if I want a pretzel, I get butter braids. >> Awesome. >> I got a I got a Anderson Ericson Mexican dip. It's delicious. >> There you go. >> Uh yeah, I rarely I rarely have dip. Uh though, >> be careful. So, when I was young, like in college, before I found what actually helped whenever I was sick, I could burn out sickness. Uh, a sinus infection. Just a can of Lays, uh, jalapeno dip. >> Oh, yeah. >> And French fries. That always did it. Or not French fries. Uh, potato chips. >> Yeah. Whiskey. >> I would just use whiskey. >> Yeah, Deans is good. or for our our UK friends. Crisps. >> Crisp. >> Crisps. >> Yes. >> Crisps. >> I have been banned from crisps >> for the past week. And tomorrow I will be >> I will be eating. >> You'll be having a smorgish board of crisps. >> Well, I was talking about in the green room how I got caught up in a high-speed chase today. >> Yes. >> Story. >> Yeah. I went down to San Juan Capistrano to buy patio furniture at this place I love. And on my way back on the five north, there was a motorcycle going 120 miles an hour. [clears throat] >> Okay. >> Which which uh doesn't make you know isn't a big surprise in that area of South Orange County, right? >> There's like six lanes and everybody drives like a lunatic. And then after he passed me and I almost peed myself, uh, unmarked CHP uh, Charger followed him. And oh my god, that is so freaking fast. The guy is crazy to be on a motorcycle going that fast. Crazy. All you have to do is hit somebody's rearview mirror and it's over. you know, lane lane swapping and lane splitting at 120. So, I got the hell out. >> Yep. >> Now, now if you say that word one more time, he's going to appear. >> Who? >> Even if he's swapping and splitting. >> What? Lane splitting. >> There you go. >> Well, that's what it's called. Sorry. >> He doesn't own the word. Yes, he he he's going to show up or else he's going to be here uh late at night yet again listening >> because he listened last night. He listened to last night's show and he wasn't impressed with any of us. >> Okay. >> He said, "We're completely unimpressive." >> Judy got everything wrong. >> Not know. >> Well, what did he say about me? Because >> he only he he only talked about Judy. Uh, and then cuz this was in a reply to our show last night, he was making >> No, was I don't think it was televised. I didn't see any helicopters. >> Hello, Kuso. Uh, >> I was only on the freeway for like eight minutes and then I on the toll road. Yeah. So, he was commenting on last night's show and then the uh well, we released the order and all of a sudden he hasn't done a 15-hour live stream today after his 9-hour live stream yesterday. So, uh yeah, his live stream is back up. It was briefly down after a copyright claim, but he had to take that music out and it's back up. So, yeah. uh he claimed that there were 15 copyright claims or something like that and that he every one of them because he's not monetized. So >> there you go. >> Uh Caruso says now Caruso represents Caruso Caruso and Caruso uh he's heard a rumor that Chilita Castro and Kim Blandino are re-evaluating their business dealings with Blaine Meyers. Uhhuh. >> Oh, >> what does the Bulgarian know? Nothing. >> I thought maybe they were re-evaluating their life, but you know, that was too much. >> Yep. >> Yes. Uh Cruso, he uh blocked you on YouTube. Uh yeah. See, that's the thing. He thinks that there is no free speech. So, there's free speech for him, but nobody else, apparently. Uh, he wants me to moderate all my comments because it it looks bad for a media outlet to let people say what they want to say. >> Yes. >> Horrible. Horrible. >> Horrible. >> And he can dox anybody he wants, but we can't we can't dox his PO box because he lives in it. >> Yes. Apparently. Apparent. And even though he doxed himself with that one mult. >> Yeah, of course he did. >> Uh, yeah. Yeah. >> I'm just I'm just confused. >> Okay. >> I mean, doesn't [clears throat] he say he fights for free speech? uh sometimes free speech is >> but would it but wouldn't the bastion an example of freedom of speech in this country would be allowing >> a news outlet such as really cool news >> uh allow people to comment on their editorials? >> No, no, no. Cuz her cuz he's got the feif fees hurt and everybody's mean. They're mean to me. >> Oh yeah, they're mean. >> They're mean. Very mean. They say mean things. >> And they shouldn't be saying mean things about Lane Myers because anyone who says mean things about Lane Myers is in in a conspiracy. Yes. Against Lane Myers. All of us have come together and it is all of us. Not him. Not him >> who is behind all the emails. >> It's our life. It's our life goal. >> Yes. to to it is we meet we meet daily and come up with things. Now, now, now, Anthony, I have to I have to interject here. That was not a cheap plug of really cool news on YouTube. And no newspaper, >> especially on really cool news. >> Cool. If >> we were to say that, uh, tune in tomorrow night at 8:00 for the what was it? NCR 8:00town, Florida man power ranking podcast at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time with NCR News Network and Anthony Caruso. >> Yep, that's it. What happens uh since we are dark next Saturday, what happens uh Saturday evening uh the on July 4th, 2026, >> I will be dancing for dollars on my untitled at this time uh live stream with >> Gia and DJ Dark Lantern as co-hosts where I will be dressed as the patriotic American Flamingo. >> Yep. We are gonna bring it. We're bringing it. >> Guys, come and see. We're bring some police person. We don't know. We're gonna see what happens. >> And what you're not doing is using an illegal sock account. >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Lane Myers has said that sock counts are indeed illegal. And at mentioning Lane Myers and remember Lane Myers is a bunch of numbers after his >> and it's a name to add him. Yes. So, so we we are not uh doing anything because Lane Myers's YouTube is not Lane Myers. It's Lane Myers and a bunch of numbers. So, it's a different thing. >> He talks about himself in third person, doesn't he? >> I I I know because uh let's just let's just uh read from the script for tomorrow's uh newspaper. Actually, the news article that was delayed tonight. Uh, in fact, uh, well, that's the wrong one. Uh, let's get this one here. Pull this clip. >> Australia is full of criminals and Bulgarians. >> Tim Meyers has also said that we are not allowed to use descriptors for him such as YouTuber or activist. So, uh, I don't know if it was if it was Pants or my or Judy's ID or whatever, but tomorrow's news article begins with YouTuber, dancer, technology enthusiast, uh, Discord participant, mathematician, self-proclaimed attorney, journalist, activist, karaoke singer, fashionable dresser, 420 observer, plaintiff, defendant, genius, bicycle enthusiast, and parking expert, Laney. >> Wow. graded a hearing to modify his probation. >> That's a lot of information, >> which has been set for July 24th, 2026. Well, >> he said that we can't. >> So, the more he orders us, we're going to be little babies and we're going to describe him as what he is or what he's shown to be. I >> I can I can too. You can't tell me what to do. >> Yeah. So, he uh he I did not include Photoshop expert because he didn't really do a good job at the Photoshop where he was putting a male member on Judy's face and a male member on uh Joey AD's face. So, yeah, he didn't do a very good job of that. So, I didn't call him an expert. Didn't include that. I'm sorry, [snorts] Lane, but you're gonna have to take a couple classes. Uh, and I hear that if you take classes while while you're somewhere, that helps knock time off your sentences. So, just just saying. >> Just saying. Yeah. >> To quote the uh uh Denver Cardigan man, >> do better. Do better. >> He's such a good girl. Uh, also he has not figured out how to get on Merb's server. Now, a bunch of our folks have gone over to Merb's server and figured out how to, but Lane hasn't. >> Yeah, Judy, that's true. >> I don't know what's going on there. It's not very hard to get on to Merb server. Now, our Discord server right now is currently locked down. So you none of the invites that were out there are going to be working for you. We will reactivate those invites later this week when Lane is a little bit more stable. >> Yeah. There's two things I've learned being out here with you guys. >> What's that? >> Never tell people what bothers you like [laughter] >> and and never defend lies. Never defend defend them. Never. >> Yes. >> If it's a lie, don't defend it. >> Yes. >> Just shut up about it. >> Yes. >> Yep. Those are the my two rules. Yep. >> Yeah. Uh don't double down on stupid. That's my >> Yeah. I mean, all the [ __ ] that's been said about me, I said, you know what? You're right. That's exactly what I am. I'm exactly what That's exactly what I am. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> Yep. Some people spend hours screenshotting [ __ ] and defending stuff that isn't true. What a waste of time. Really? Really? >> Yeah. That's that's what Lane did to our forum, which I I I find it laughable that he says that this is the forum that they come together and plot against him when >> Yeah. >> that forum was all but dead until he went in them there himself and engaged uh Gi and Pants. >> Yeah. >> Literally. >> Yeah. people who have like a terabyte of data storage on screenshots about what people said or what they didn't say and then as soon as somebody accuses them they pull all that [ __ ] It's like really people really. >> And honestly, >> God, so dumb. >> I don't remember a lot of things I've said over the years. >> Neither do I. >> I can barely tell you what I did the night before. >> Yeah. I I I don't care to screenshot everything you've said. Now, Lane has >> Lane has an advantage here. That's probably why he watches this back is because the side chat is always prominently displayed. And you know, once it's on the screen, even if we deleted it, it would still be on the video. So, so he can go back and he can make his enemies list. Uh, if you want to be on Lane Myers's enemies list right now, put add me in side chat. So, just put add me and Lane will know that you are an enemy of Lane Myers. So, go ahead. Uh, >> add me. >> Add me. >> I'm not I'm not inside chat because I'm on my phone. So, just you'll have to take my word for it. Add me. Now, to correct something that Lane's been saying, Lane's claiming that we have hundreds of articles on him, hundreds of videos. I actually counted today now through the Lane Meyer sagas through his uh his his down his falling apart uh in 2024, his accusations against Direct D saying that Director D tried to shoot up his window [laughter] >> from Arizona. Yeah. >> Other side of Arizona. Uh-huh. >> Yes. >> Uh through the the whole trial last year and to the three article or four articles, I think it may have been four articles we've done on him so far this year. >> We have done a total and that also in this 76 articles. Now that includes uh mentions in other articles like like Chile mentioned him once. So, his name was in there. And we did a bunch of uh GoFundMe tracking stories back when we used to do the dedicated GoFundMe tracking where his name was mentioned. So, they aren't exactly 76 uh fullon articles on Lane Meyers, but he's claiming it's 150. He's claiming we're obsessed with them. And yes, we do mean at Lane Myers, but remember >> Virgo was Virgo was a woman and Cicero was a man because of the name Cicero. I I was trans. I'm trans. >> Yes. Yes, you are. >> I'm trans >> because I have a husky voice and I clean toilets. >> All is true. It's all true. >> Yes. I have to be honest, Gia, your voice reminds me of a much more uh >> what's the word I'm looking for? >> Uh seductive uh Kathleen Turner back in her day. >> Well, I have been I have been uh I have been said yes. Yes, sir. To more times than I can count. I understand my voice is low, but I am I was born with a vagina. I still have one. >> And you had a baby. And I've had I've had a baby. >> Yes. I've been pregnant numerous times. >> That's after you transitioned back because you you did you you were a trans man while you were living in the shed. >> George. I was George. >> And then you and then you transitioned back and then you had a baby. >> Yes. And I've had numerous miscarriages. And uh Yes, I am a woman whether you want to believe it or not. Oh, yes she is. >> I am. >> Yes, she is. I am a natural woman. I'm a natural woman. >> You know, the other day I uh clear uh uh Cusa's ringing up has has Lane or his or or Cloudy ever been in the same room at the same time? And you know, the other day I unblocked Cloudy on this channel. So if he wants to come back and get rebanned, uh, okay, >> but that can't be that can't be lame because it's illegal to have a sock account. It's illegal illegal. >> And I I need to address something that Phil brought up. >> Yes. >> Are you implying, Phil, that >> Mr. Direct D has some form of interdimensional hopping abilities or device allows him. >> Apparently he does. Apparently talk to him about barring it. Apparently, he does because because as as Direct D was was live streaming uh from his his uh uh encampment, um he apparently was trying to shoot out the windows at Lane's house. >> Yes. Lane also then tried to pin it on uh both of his uh direct Cro is a male name. He's so dumb. He's just so dumb. >> Okay, let's not let's not say that name again, please. Uh >> oh, yes. >> Use Cloudy instead. >> Cloudy. Cloudy. Okay, I apologize. >> Uh with a chance of meatballs >> or or the snowman. Uh now he tried to then say it was Direct D's associates. >> Yes. >> Uh uh what uh Jim and somebody else. Uh, but he did not know that Jim and that other person no longer were friends and would not be in a car together even if they were coming to kill uh coming to kill Lane Myers at his house as he claimed. And then he claimed that uh he was uh that that the SWAT teams and the helicopters were on the way. black helicopters, the black helicopters >> were on their way to get direct at his house, which never happened. >> Mr. Myers has made numerous statements like like just >> easy [ __ ] like the other day he said that the uh response to his uh the response from the prosecution was thrown out because it came too late and it was time locked time locked he said and it's like okay so we look at uh e access and no updates no updates no updates oh here's an update you got a hearing on the 24th lane of next Well, that's what happened. >> 26. >> 26. Sorry. 26. >> Yeah. >> That's Yes. >> It's my It's my uh my memory. Sharp as I'm sharp as attack. >> Sharpest as 88. Sharp as attack. >> Sharp. Sharp as attack. >> So, uh yeah. So, uh, I don't know what happened to it being thrown out, but I guess the judge hates you and is part of the conspiracy. Yes. >> Against you. >> Yes. >> That you say exists and we have to take your word for it because >> Myers Myers. >> Uh, let's let let's take a quick break from Lane Myers. Mr. NCR, do you have any news for us? >> I really don't have anything big. I I have a small bit of auditing news. >> Okay. >> A returning fraud auditor has made their way back after a long hiatus. Bucket Boy News41, who's now changed his name to Bucket Boy News 401 Remastered, has made a return after a long hiatus. >> Bucket Boy. >> Yes. >> Bucket. He was he was associated with excuse me with uh Asso of Auditing America and he was also associated with uh Chase of the Allen Report. Turns out the reason why he was gone ahead to create a whole new channel was they were using him. They were actually using him to take the fall for Sten to go to jail. they were buming money and not reimbursing him. He also reveals that they are the worst people to work with. They are not what they say they are. And shocker, they are even rder and nastier behind the camera than they are on the camera. >> I'm surprised. I find that completely unbelievable. >> Shocking. In other news, Lana trying to Bark the flames of interest to her channel released a montage today of what she calls volume one of her assaults and attacks by the government and people while she was auditing. >> Okay. >> Most of it was her being escorted out of buildings by security and law enforcement. But not I I don't know how you could really call that an assault. And of course, Zach is back at it again, auditing dispensaries with Chuck Bronson. >> Yay. >> Really? It's been a quiet day since >> What happened to Granny? >> Oh. Uh, Flex Your Freedom. >> Yeah. Remember Granny with the red lipstick? >> Yes. Flex your freedom. Uh, he has been awfully quiet. A lot of them have been. Uh, >> he is so bizarre. [laughter] >> He's so bizarre. >> Now, I do have something else. I am free inland audits or inland investigations was arrested, I believe, sometime this week and the channel First Amendment Shenanigans actually received exclusive body cam footage with him finally being unmasked. >> Oh jeez. Oh yeah. >> Who who do he turn out to be? >> Uh, it's hard to describe, but imagine if you took Prime Spanky Pants >> and JC News Now and merged them into one being. >> These names. Oh my god, >> these names. >> But he has full teeth. Also, when he was being arrested, they found out that he was carrying two loaded magazines, a firearm, and a thing of pepper spray. >> Oh, wonderful. >> And he was arrested for trespassing into an employee uh only area at a waste management/recycling yard. So, yeah, I have some I have some good news. >> That is all I have for news. >> I have some good news. >> Okay. my neighbor who lost his uh 14-year-old German Shepherd about three weeks ago, Gracie. She was a staple in our neighborhood, their walks. He he was devastated along with his partner. Has a is adopting an 11-month-old female German Shepherd. He showed me her picture today. She's gorgeous. She's got two gigantic stickup ears. I'm so happy for him because I knew this day would come. I knew eventually he would want another. He said Gracie sent this girl to him just like Henry sent me the lunatic Zo. So, I can't wait to meet her. She's getting uh spayed today and they pick her up tomorrow. >> A >> She's from a shelter in uh Riverside, California. Yep. Yes. I'm so h so happy for them. >> Now, folks, we're going to add a stipulation. If we raise 200 bucks by July 1st, not only will I be on camera for the week of July 8th through the 14th, as I have no snacks, you bastard. Phil, you bastard. I don't like you right now. >> The chips. The person who puts us over the top >> gets to choose what outfit Lane Meyers will be wearing. >> Oh, no. No. >> In the fourth batch of uh the fourth batch of uh captures as tomorrow. Now, this one will be controversial as Lane will be wearing a leaf dress and wings. >> No, >> a green leaf dress and wings. And yes, uh, if you clap, it may mean another day out of jail. >> No. No. And no, I don't want it. I don't want to see it. No. Uh uh yes uh we we will be doing captures tomorrow of Lane in his green outfit. And yes, folks, clap for clap for Lane. >> Clap clap clap clap. >> Are you trying to turn him into Tinkerbell? >> Uh well, yeah, that's what the green outfit is. >> Oh my god. >> That's >> Well, thank you for ruining a lot of people's childhood. >> Well, he won't have the wand. I'm not going to give him the wand because we know where he's going to stick it. I'm not touching that one. >> I'm going to take the high road on this one for once. >> Clap for land for land. Yes. >> I'm so I am not calling on my alter ego [applause] NCR Housing to accept monies for cursing people. I'm not doing that. >> Not here at least. >> Should >> I recommended her name be Maya? What do you think? There you go. Maya's a good name. >> You like that name? >> I like that name. >> A good name. Yes. >> Yeah, >> that's >> Gracie was incredible. Gracie was incredible. Yep. I miss her. >> Uh Mrs. Tom wants to know if NCR is ill. [laughter] >> Are you with the fill in? >> Jim is ill. Jim has a problem. Uh, NCR, are you illan? Are you down with it? Are you a homeboy? >> Are you a homeboy? >> Well, I am a jugalo. >> Are you down with OP? Yeah, you know me. >> Uh, the song or what it actually means? Because that's two different answers. >> Or are you down with the sickness? >> Yes. Are you down with the sickness? Whatever that is. >> Are you down with the sickness? >> Yes, I am down with the sickness. like disturbed. I am down with the clown like ICP. >> Uh and you are uh yeah uh and and can you do the fugue? That's all we want to know. [laughter] >> What the hell >> the fugue? >> I'm so >> Can you do the frug? >> I have no idea what you're talking about. >> Robocop. >> Oh my god. >> Can you do it if you're coming with me? >> Can you No. Can you actually do the Robocop dance? It's a dance. Can you do Can you do the sprinkler? Can you do the sprinkler? >> The sprinkler. >> The watch [laughter] the twist. >> I can do the B to Tootsie. I can do the robot. I could also do the song from uh Freak Nasty's uh dip the Macarena. >> Oh god, I heard the best song today. It's called Horseback. This guy gets married. gives her gives her a a Cadillac and a beautiful diamond. >> I [laughter] I do go horse >> horseback riding uh where or where or where or where or where or where or where or where a how can I put this in a way Jim's not going to get mad and not get in trouble. >> It involves me and a and a female companion who is willing and consenting to uh use me as a pony. >> Oh boy. >> Oh, >> okay then. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. >> Nay, nay. >> Yeah, save a horse, ride a cowboy. Yep. >> Nay, apparently. Oh. [laughter] Oh, good lord. In fact, that means that we are in fact going to bring back something tonight. That's right. We're going to bring back [cough] tonight. Everyone prepare for this >> as we bring up the wheel of Parson. >> I was just guessing actually on that one. >> I know. I I had just loaded it too. So folks, will Parson be naughty or nice tonight? >> He will be moist. >> Let's see. No, >> no, he will be married. He will >> uh he will have to marry you. >> I always cry at weddings. >> Yeah, >> especially my own on here. >> Yes. Uh yes, Mr. Parson will have to marry someone tonight. >> So, we'll get to that in a little bit. We'll get that to since we're here for another hour and 13 minutes. Uh let us also go to the wheel of Phil because Phil deserves this one. >> Yes, >> sure. still. I probably do. I probably do. >> Gia is done. Yes, she is. >> Yep, she's done. >> Gia is done with Phil. [laughter] >> Do you have anything to say to Mr. Phil? >> Yes, the bacon. The bacon perfume [clears throat] was the last straw. That was it. [laughter] >> Bacon perfume. >> I told him to come to me with 20 human monies and I would have fixed this problem. But no. Not going to smell like something from a smoker. No way. [laughter] >> And finally, the wheel of NCR. Let's see what it lands on. >> Oh, of course. >> He has to be Mary for the rest of the night. [applause] >> Well, I kind of already been married, too. >> Yes, you have. And >> yes, to be honest, there Jesus Christ. >> Let's spin it one more time, folks. Put some claps into there. Let's see what happens. >> And >> this just proves it's a rigged game. >> Tell us a drink. Tell us a drink. >> Okay, this is actually very relevant to what just happened. Uh, I actually while I was late for the show was I was picking up some dinner for for the family and I had gotten from McDonald's one of their new uh summertime drinks the Sprite Berry Blast. >> Okay. >> It it it is a a Sprite with like a blue raspberry and they put like a like a like a cream on top like whipped cream. It is very delightful. It's actually very good. You don't really taste the sprite, but you taste the berry, which could also be part of the reason why I'm coughing, cuz there may have been strawberry, unbeknownst to me, and I am highly allergic to it. But it's still good. And finally, the superhe. Phil has to say a pledge of allegiance to me at the start of every show for one week since I wheel. >> So one week >> and you don't have to do it tonight. You have to start on Monday for your show and I will remind you. >> Okay. >> Yes. >> You have to do the pledge of gym for one week. >> The pledge of gym. Yep. The pledge of gems. >> Yes, we all worship Jim. Yep. >> Yes. For one week because remember uh remember that was uh next week we will be a shortened week because we are off next Saturday. We're off next Sunday. Then Phil won't be here. So I will be Mr. Phil for one night. >> When's our marathon? >> I haven't decided yet. Okay. Uh, >> yeah. I I'm not going to do it on the fifth because he won't >> No, no, no, no. Don't do it the fifth. Do maybe do it a week from the 5th. >> Do the 12th. >> Uh, week from the >> See, I don't know about, >> you know, I wonder if I could curse Parson to be happily married to somebody. >> Well, he is tonight. He has to be married to someone. He has to be married to someone. So, that's what the wheel said. The wheel said marry. So Parson is going to marry the next woman we feature. You know, I mean, he >> might have to have an affair because the cookie said so. >> I mean, there's a woman on the screen right there we we're highlighting. He could marry that woman. >> Uh, yeah. >> No, he cannot. >> I might have to invoke the sacred laws of dibs >> on somebody. >> She's mine. Back off, dude. >> Any of these people. >> Well, I'll take I I'll call dibs on Jenny. >> You can have wifey still. >> No, I got wifey. It's the only marriage that's ever worked in this [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We're still together. >> That is true. >> It is. >> It is true. >> We have never said a bad word about each other since our nuptuals. Never. >> But you insult all the time. >> No, I don't. Holy crap. >> Insult her? >> No. My movies. >> Oh, you I'm talking about wifey. >> Yes. Yes. >> I've never insulted wifey ever. Ever. >> But no, I didn't say you insulted wifey. But I I said but you always insult my movies. >> I don't insult your movies. I just do fainting fainting uh muppets. >> She doesn't insult your movies. She just insults you. >> I I do fainting muppets. Painting Muppets is not insulting. How can a Muppet insult you? >> I don't know. How can Muppets take New York? >> Yeah. >> Save way Debbie did Dallas. >> Uh what was Behind the Green Door? Anyway, >> uh let's let's let's go to our first video of of today. >> Yes, Jenny. Uh 4.5 times over the legal limit. Oh boy. >> Yes. Let's go to this one. Let's go to Clickie. And remember folks, we're here for another hour. >> THAT'S ENOUGH NOW. KNOCK IT OFF. I'M NOT GOING TO STOP. >> You're going to knock it off. >> Are you going to stop? Are you going to stop? What was happening? >> The conscious effort to try to put this car back in drive or turn it on. I run around. I grab the baby >> and then I run right up to her. >> I only follow directions when I'm naked. >> So, I don't know why you think you're above the law because who you're dating. >> On September 5th, 2023, officers responded to a call reporting a female driving erratically. The caller told dispatch the driver had almost crashed into his vehicle and was rearing between lanes. >> What the hell is she doing? vehicle was spotted turning at an intersection almost. >> Wa, that was close. >> The sheriff's office responded to the scene where Hops PD was already speaking with the driver. >> Yeah. >> All right. So, uh, we got a call for a 47. Uh, it was a black SUV with that license plate number. So, the vehicle was 47. >> She's scratching. We need help. Uh, vehicle. Oh, >> you got to bring it. Okay. So, I parked down there by the Key Energy to try to see the vehicle pull out so I can get observations of the vehicle cuz we had a caller that didn't want contact. So, um at that time our uh somebody said that it may be a conflict for us and then at that time my mod pulled up next to her. M pulled up next to her. Uh she took off driving uh went uh southbound and then kind of hit the curb real hard almost in that fence and then a mod blocked her in and then that's when I pulled up next to her. Um 18's run away as hell. Get this motherucker out of my car. >> Move pants. >> Get out. >> Leather pants. >> Dispatch, can we get an ETA on County? That's right. Step out of the car. 18's 97. >> Almost struck the fence. Desire, step out of the car. >> She has a child in the car. Wait. >> Huh? Well, my name is Officer S. I'm with the police department. Okay. The reason I'm making contact with you is cuz we got a call in that you're intoxicated driving. Okay. Obviously, when I saw you, you just drove onto a curb and almost struck a fence. Okay. >> So, I'm going to need you to step out. >> Okay. Did you take the keys out? You can stay in the car. Just give me your key fob. Where's the key fob, girl? Do you have it on you? >> There it is. >> Oh, really? >> You're not getting any any >> because who you know it don't matter. Okay. You know it's against against the law to be driving under the influence. Correct. >> Okay. You do know that, right? So, I don't know why you think you're above the law because who you're dating. >> You're going to get out of the car. Am I going to have to pull you out? Okay. Okay. We're not playing a game like you did with the other officers. Okay. Are you going to get out of the car? >> What game are we playing? >> I'm not playing any game with you. Are you going to get out of the car? Yes or no? >> No. >> Okay. >> Out of our garage. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Really? >> Oh, >> love the pants. >> You're going to listen. >> Love the pants. >> You don't get any favors because who you're dating. You understand that? >> Don't resist. >> I don't. I can call your >> Yeah, but I dated Phil. >> He's He's a d somebody. >> No. >> Yeah. Stop. You already messed up. >> That's what I do when I get >> Yes. Stop. >> Stop. >> I coming from 1300. [laughter] >> You're in cuffs. I don't know why you're doing that. >> I'm sorry. >> You're all right. >> I'm sorry. >> I mean, I just don't I don't know her issue. >> So embarrassed. I don't I tried. Was the child inside the car? >> You grab the car. You grab the kid. >> Yeah. Watch the kid out of the car. >> Look at that little baby. >> Okay. Get the child's information. >> Yeah. >> Are you I guess your mom? >> Grandma. >> I had no >> Yeah, your kid needs help. >> I saw he was doing it, but he was supposed to >> Yeah. No, I started rolling and I didn't want to >> No, I know. I called Sergeant on the way over here >> cuz I saw the >> I got way too much of my >> D. Relax. Come on. >> Hey, I got no part in none of this. Okay. I got no >> officers learned the driver is the girlfriend of a sergeant causing a conflict of interest. Officers handed the investigation to the sheriff's office. >> Told her last time we got an intel altercation with her, she refused to get out of the car for like 30 minutes. I told her, "Uh, dude, that there's being people there. You need to get out of the car." She's like, "I'm not getting out." So at that time I pulled her out. Uh she kind of tussed with fought with us a little bit and she was placed in in the handcuffs. There was an infant inside the car the time all this happened. Grandma has the the child now. Officer Olen is running the grandma through sky to make sure that the child can get released to uh to grandma. >> Okay. >> Okay. So she's in custo right now. Uh obviously it's a conflict for us cuz it's Sergeant White's girlfriend wife. I don't know. >> Significant. >> Oh yeah. He's never going to He's never going to hear the end of that. >> Okay. Thank you. >> Thanks, buddy. What do you mean? You got me arrested. >> So, when you got here and you guys started, right, you pulled her out? Who pulled her out of the vehicle? >> I grabbed her. I pulled her out in cuz she refused to refused to give uh listen to my commands. And then I was I was afraid that she was going to pull forward cuz uh we're we're trying to find the key fob to remove from the vehicle. couldn't get mobile cuz I mean if you go see her vehicle I mean it's close to Yeah. It's facing the house and that was my fear that she was going to drive forward and possibly hit somebody inside the house. >> So she was you were telling her get out. >> She was like no I'm not getting out and then that's that's when I grabbed her uh left arm. Then I pulled it. She kind of buckled to her legs or like to her knees. I picked her up and then I think that at that time she started putting her nails in my in my fingers and my handles. >> No, >> I'll just take pictures of those. >> You want to um speak >> email? >> Huh? >> You want to email? >> No, I'm going to call them right now >> with Sky or right now. >> I know. >> I'll take pictures. >> Anything else? H I can see >> she's right here. >> Hello, Deputy Sanchez with the Lee County Sheriff's Office. >> Wow, look at that round back. >> Yeah, that is a that is a balloon right there. >> I thought that was a bowling ball. I'm like, [laughter] >> very large. That is a very large butt cheek. >> Oh, good lord. The baby. >> My goodness. Yes, she does. >> Oh, Lord. That's Uh, Mr. NCR, do you care to comment on baby? >> Baby got back. >> Don't put baby in the corner. >> Uh, since since she would naturally be a Mr. NCR uh wed, let's marry this wonderful woman in her baby got back outfit to Mr. Arson. >> Yes. >> Uh, Mr. Phil. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today on a very special occasion. As Baby's got back for Parson. >> Yes. >> Baby who's got back. Do you take Parson to be your loftly wed you two baser and back up? >> Yes, that is more question. Yep. and person. Do you take Baby's gap back to be your lawfully wed YouTube spouse to honor cherish and uh give more cushion for the pushing? >> Whatever. Dub's on. I'm watching that instead of you idiots. Yep. Yep. [laughter] >> By the power vested in me by Gia's glorious backside, I now pronounce you you better white. >> Yes. >> Go real Danous. >> You can see your reflection in that. >> Yes, you can. God. Yep. Oh, when Irish eyes are smiling. Oh, good lord. >> Okay. Okay. So, they're going to switch out the cuffs. Okay. >> You guys from up north or >> No, I'm taking it. >> Yeah. >> Come on, Dad. >> The female police officer might have been a good man for >> NC. She's cute. That's that that could have been a match. But where is he? He's not here. Oh, darn. We're We're >> He said he went to the bathroom and that was like 10 minutes ago. >> Yeah. [snorts] He also said he went out he was going out for smokes and you know how that >> Yeah. >> was going out for smokes. Yeah. Yeah. Going out for smokes. He was >> getting a pack of cigarettes. Yep. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We'll be right back. >> Yep. Yeah. >> Geez. NCR, we we find the perfect She's even got pink stripes in her hair. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> For you, NCR. And what do you do? What do you do? >> Abandon us. Abandon us. >> Abandon us when your perfect woman is here and we can't marry you off to her without your permission. We would never do that. Ever. >> Ever. We would never do that without someone's permission. So, let's >> Yes. Let's just press play and he'll have to miss out. I'm sorry. We We delayed as much as we could. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Talk to her. >> I'm still talking to her if you guys want to go that way. I'm sorry. Thank you guys. >> Yeah, that is one rump >> Des. So, obviously we know you were driving, right? And I can clearly smell that you were drinking. I don't know your whole situation. I don't know what's going on, but I just wanted to ask you, do you want to submit to some tests to see if you're fit for to drive? >> What was that? >> You're not fit to drive? >> No. Okay. Okay, that's fine. Um, >> what's your name? >> It's Sanchez. >> What is it? >> One of these. >> No, that's a different officer. >> Yeah. Why do you want that officer? >> No. No. >> Is there something with that officer? >> Yeah. This cop needs to control his family. This lady is not. >> I don't. Yeah. I'm not that I'm not the officer that you think. Okay. >> You good? >> Oh, he's having a reaction to strawberries. >> Yeah. Soda. >> We're going to take him off over here. Y do not drink soda. >> You're good for >> That's what he says here. >> Yeah. And then he goes and buys that crap at >> moderation. He >> But this beautiful young girl comes along and >> he Look what happened. Look what happened. He gets shy. Yeah. Get shy. And now he's lost his chance >> forever. >> And ever >> and ever. [clears throat] >> Remember, >> remember if she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo, >> she's too fat. >> That's not true. >> As a subordinate. Okay, let's go. Get on. >> No. >> Get on. >> Don't get in. You as the subordinate. >> He told me. >> No. Jasmine, he told me he >> get up. >> Get up. >> Get up. Or you're going to go. >> Get up. >> You're going to transport charges. Get up. >> Get up. >> No. I don't even know what >> Get off. >> Get in there. >> Watch your step and just watch your step. >> Get in there. >> I'm asking you to get in there, please. >> All right. All right. >> You missed. You missed the most perfect girl ever, but she's gone now. And >> was incredible. >> We We We can't uh uh uh rewind, but she would have been perfect. It was the sheriff's deputy with the pink stripes in her hair. >> Yeah. You could see a reflection in her ass. >> No, that's the other that's that's the felon. That's the That's >> Yeah, that's the woman in the car. Yeah. >> No, marrying them off to the to the >> You forgot one thing. [cough] >> Yes, >> I do have my advisors in in counsel here and they could have spoken on my behalf, but you choose to ignore them all the time. >> They did not speak up on your behalf. So, >> I'm seeing it right here in the side chat. Jim, >> you missed the No. Uh, Chi-Chi is not your registered advisor. >> She is one of them. >> She is not registered. She is Gia's wifey. That's all. That's all she is. Gy anything. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Now, now Lisa, Lisa is your registered representative. >> Yes. >> Lisa is one of many. So is Sub. So is Lemonson. >> She's not here. She's not here. >> I didn't see. Don't know what to tell you, buddy. >> Yep. >> Yeah. I think >> this gigantic Bubble Butt was perfect for you anyways. >> Yes. And we married Bubble Butt off to Parson so you me off anyways. >> Well, well, no, we were waiting. >> We didn't marry to anybody. >> The deputy was perfect for you. We waited for you. You would have been in love with her. >> I told you I had to go to the restroom and you And yet, and yet, >> what would you want me to do? Would you like me to get sick and throw up all over my desk? >> Yes. >> What I would like you to do is eat more fiber so you're regular. >> Yes. >> And then you won't have this problem. >> Feeling well because of that drink. I think there may have been strawberry in it. And was getting some benadryil and possibly >> calling up some dinosaurs. And now uh and now we we we return to this video as Bubble Butt is on screen still. And remember folks, we're with you late tonight. We are going till 10:00 Eastern. >> Bubble. >> So we've got a couple of videos to watch tonight. We are >> Mrs. Tom. I did not mean to hurt Fifi's on you. You are a good friend. You are also the MVP of the podcast. You know >> you heard Mrs. Tom's Fifi. Mr. NCR, how dare you? >> I don't know what I did. >> What did you do? >> I don't know. Ask her. >> Oh my gosh. My gosh. What is wrong with you, man? My god. >> Yeah. Fabulous. >> What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you? That's >> I did nothing wrong. >> Casey install ready. He told me he >> Jasmine get up. >> No, he told me. >> Get up. Get in there. >> Miss Tom, I know you are defended me and I know you would have fought for me to have this fine, violent, outbursting woman. Now, knock it off. >> I'm not going to tell you. >> YOU'RE GOING TO KNOCK IT OFF. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME OUT HERE AND KICK ONE OF MY DEPUTIES. >> THANK YOU. >> Are you going to stop going? >> Are you going to now? Stop. Get up. No, please. Sit up. >> Thank you for sit up. No. Thank you for the evidence. >> No, don't you evidence. >> Huh? >> She kicked >> She kicked her in the face. >> Yeah, >> she was kicking. >> Yeah, that's >> I'll take the deputy lady here. >> Yeah, I'm dead. handcuff. >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry. You got >> So you have both my grandson from >> Stop. Both of you. >> Now listen. >> Okay. [laughter] >> Stop and listen. Parson the >> bubble budded woman who just attacked an officer. >> I will take the officer. >> Yeah. >> Parson is the only marriage we can do during this video as you lost your opportunity to marry anyone for this video. >> You could have but you passed. You passed. decided to go out for cigarettes and didn't come back. >> Yeah. And you did you said you were going for milk and you didn't come back with milk and or cigarettes. So >> yeah, >> I don't know what you were doing but or who you were doing, but it wasn't for milk and cigarettes. It wasn't I don't know. >> But they caught me in the shower. >> Uh you were you left the what shower? Uh, you left the >> counter. >> You left. That's There is no shower at the Piggly Wiggly. Is no shower. >> Actually, there is. >> There's a spot outside, though. >> There's one of those uh horsey things that goes up and down the old automatic machine. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, let's go back to this wonderful woman and the video that NCR missed out on. >> The sheriff's. Well, we're going to take over the sheriff's department. Um, she'll be going to county in Lington. Yes. >> So, um, she'll probably have to be detoxed. So, that's a 12-hour detox. And then once she's done with the detox, >> um, it's going to be new charges, so she'll have to see a judge. >> Okay. So after the 12 hours, she's able to make a phone call, but during the 12 hours, she has to no contact, just detox. Yes, ma'am. >> Well, cuz I'll be at work. >> Okay. So, yeah, more than likely. >> What time is it? >> Not going to [cough] work. >> 7:30 by time she >> Yeah. So, probably like noonish, 11 even. >> You're not going to work? >> Yes, ma'am. I think you're >> She's not going to work. >> Nope. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Her vehicle, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Do you mind if I look in it? >> You do anything you need to do. >> I just wanted to get your vehicle. >> No. Free range. Have your Have at it. like the ever you need. >> See right there? That's the officer we were going to marry you off to. That is and and again, >> is that her boyfriend? >> That's the That's Yeah, that's the owner of the vehicle, the police officer who >> Oh, yeah. He's not going to live this one down. >> Involved with Bubble Butt. He just gave them permission to search the vehicle. >> Yep. >> Yeah. He's not. >> I'm tracking her and I'm like, "Where are you at?" She says she was on I was like, "Well, you need to >> You got a child with her and she's drunk off her ass." She wasn't responding. Hey, this is kind of weird. Like, she was on the phone, but she wasn't saying anything. At least I still have dibs on Jenny. >> She didn't say nothing. I was like, "Okay, tracking the phone. Tracking the phone." I hear a call come out and they described my car. I don't know my 28, but I know my car if you describe it to me. I'm driving down this way. I see Solomon parked down there. And I'm like, why ain't he doing nothing cuz she was right here where my car is. Look, she was like this. She was at this angle facing that way, right where the bar was resting. She was right here. So, I swull next to her and I said, "Hey, man, turn the car off." Cuz I didn't know if she had the baby or not. My focus was to get the car stopped to get the baby out. If you drive off and you crash, that's on you. But Solomon saw it. She started rolling forward and I said, "Stop her." >> She was rolling just like not >> accelerating, but you know, if you got your car in driving and you just come off the brake, you'll start rolling. Literally rolled from here >> to right there. >> I ran up. >> I snatched the door open. I put the car in park. I turned it off. I didn't see the key fob, but I have my spare. I keep my spare in my in my unit. >> Watch it, bro. Yo, watch the back, bro. I put it in park. I turned the car off. I didn't say a word to her. I ran around the other side cuz I could see baby's feet. So, I'm trying to think before she gets the conscious effort to try to put this car back in drive or turn it on. I run around. I grab the baby. >> Yeah, he needs to get that >> and then I ran right up to her mom and I was like, "Take the baby." All the girls like we got away from that. >> And I backed up. The only reason I'm here is cuz this [ __ ] wouldn't answer the phone. So, I'm tracking and I'm like, "Something ain't right." >> Obviously, I was right. >> So, when you went to the driver's seat, you obviously smelled alcohol coming from her. >> I'm a recovering alcoholic, so I have a hard time smelling. The only thing this nose is good for is beer and whiskey. I can smell those, too. >> Well, how did she see you? Cuz you've dealt with >> She sat there just like this. didn't >> I'm fairly sure dad did not have an issue smelling alcohol >> but I didn't really give a [ __ ] what she was car >> at all >> turn it off >> my dad had after he went straight uh no taste no smell for years so uh he couldn't taste he couldn't enjoy food or anything or at least that's what he claimed you know uh I don't know but he claimed claimed he didn't have taste or smell for years afterwards. I think he eventually got it back. >> I never had that problem. >> Yeah, there's like postpartum issues, Sergeant. You know what I mean? Depression and self-medicating. But Jesus >> But Jesus, >> she was >> Yeah, she was accusing uh she was saying that he had slept with one of the deputies, the female. >> Okay. Why Why put your why put your child in harm's way? because of that. >> I don't >> You know what I mean? You're gonna go get drunk. Get drunk alone. Don't put your child Yeah. It's just >> stay at home. >> Stay at home. Exactly. >> Stay at home. >> Yep. Yep. >> To the basically what four times. >> This is too much. I'm just trying to get home with my baby. >> Oh, you don't understand what happened a while ago. But yes, it is too much. So, uhoh, >> I'll just wait till he gives me the numeric and then I'll transport her and see where we go. See if she gets more charges or not. [clears throat] So, >> officers, begin transporting the suspect to jail. >> Yeah. Mama's going away for a while. >> All right, Desert, we're going to run the test. Okay. >> Yeah, she's got two felonies at least. >> Three felonies. >> Were you going to run the test or not? >> Yeah. Well, we got to get off here so we can run the test. >> Well, unfortunately, that can't happen. >> So, are you going to run the test or not? >> Yeah, that's a felony DUI. >> Well, we read to you what happens if you don't. They're going to take away your New Mexico license. And then they're also going to have a greater sentence that could be imposed on you in court. >> Take the test or not? So, we can get you over to the jail. >> You're not going to take the test? >> I want to go home. So, you're refusing to take the test. >> I want to go home. >> We can't go home. >> No, we can't. Go home. So, listen up. >> We're going to go home and practice. >> This is going to be the last time I tell you. You've already been read consent five times. >> Are you going to take the test or not? >> If you say anything other than a yes or a no, that your answer is no. If you say yes, then we'll get you in here. We'll take the test. >> Uh, Pam, we are going till 10:00 tonight. >> All right. Let's get out. So we can go into >> I commanded two hours because we did no drunk girl yesterday. >> And pants, did you buy my pizza? >> No, we're going >> I'm not doing anything. >> Oh my god. >> So first of all, look, we're not going to argue. We can put you back in the unit and take you right to jail. >> So we're the on the doors. They're just the door for us. We're just going there. We're going to do the test. >> He's doing everything. It's conflict. >> So, I'm going to run the test, Des. >> Does that make sense? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, let's go. He's running it. I'm >> She's holding the door for us. Go ahead. >> She's holding the door. >> I'm not going to be in there. >> He's just holding the door for us so we can >> I can't do both. I can't. >> Yeah, that's a rump. All right. >> A romp. I'm around the world. That's a rumble. >> It's a conflict. >> Well, she's not here, so it's not a conflict. >> Well, she opened the door since she was a bit scratchy. >> Okay. All right. Okay. Please. >> We can't do that. >> If I don't pass this, >> you said you were going to take the test. Right now, we're here. Now, it's time to take the test. Okay. >> No, I will not have my If the machine tones out, we're going to take it as a refusal. We're just going to take you right over to the gel. A big blow. >> Blow, baby blow. Blow. >> Breathe in real big. >> Big blow. >> Keep going. >> Yeah. >> We still need this second test before we can figure everything out. >> Surprising. >> So, in a second, you're going to do the same thing you did already. >> Same thing. >> Yeah. It's a chemical head. >> The suspect's breath test was 0.36 BAC. 4.5 times over the legal limit. >> Wow. >> Yep. Good luck with the church, baby. >> I don't want to. >> Well, we have to. >> I want to go home. >> So, Desire, we're going to go now. >> If we go home, I'm going to press charges on you. >> Okay, that's fine. >> I'm going to press charges on you, Jim. >> That's fine. >> I learned this from >> Gia to the >> Okay, Des. >> Stop that. None of that needs to happen right now. >> No. >> Okay. No, it doesn't. >> So, we're going to escort you if you don't stand up. >> Yes, we are. going to be another victim. No victim. >> I'm not going to be the victim. >> I'm not going to be the victim. No, you're the perpetrator. >> No, I'm not going to be the victim. >> Yes. >> He told me everything. No, he told me got all >> Okay. I don't have a a good one either. >> He told me he >> Okay. And that's their business. So, stop. >> No, I'm not going to stop. >> I'm not going to stop. Okay. So, we're going to put you in there if you don't go in there. >> We don't stop. >> You need to listen. >> I'm never going to stop. We don't stop. >> So, listen. You're going to listen now, Des. >> All right. >> Let's go. >> Desp. >> Put your legs in there. >> Yeah. Make sure you got a lot of >> I'm going to go around and put in just get in there. Shut the up. Just get in there. trying to transport you. Shut the up. >> You're going to lose your child. >> That's not me. That's Fudro. >> All right, I got you, bud. >> Are you okay? >> Please. >> I know you're not going to be able to go home. All right. >> I just need you to calm down. You are not going to go home. >> I need you to go home. >> You are not. >> Too bad. >> Well, I I'll sue the [ __ ] out of that. Stay at home. >> That's fine. But right now, >> he yanked me out >> and hit my head. >> Okay. >> And I'll sue the [ __ ] out of him. >> All right. >> I'm going to >> right now if you don't drunk, >> you'll get shot. I've never been that drunk before. >> I'm letting you know. I can't let you go home. You're arrested. All right. >> So, do you have a seat belt on you? >> My husband is a lot of white. >> You don't have a husband? >> Race hell. Who's her husband? >> I need you to come on. >> She doesn't have a husband. >> Stop. >> I need you to come on. [laughter] >> Listen, it's kind of like what she said. Ron White. I thought he was divorced. >> Ask you one more time. How are you going to get out? >> I need to go home. >> You're not going to go home right now. >> I have to. >> Please. I have to go home. >> Okay. You got your seat belt on or is it off? Come on. It's off. Okay. Listen. >> You can talk to me here. [laughter] >> I have to go home. >> Okay. You're not going home. >> Do this. here. >> I can't. >> It's easier if you come. You follow the instruction and come out. [snorts] >> I'm just telling you I can't. >> Okay, I'm going to tell you one more time. >> Why can't you? Are you intoxicated at this time? >> No. >> Okay, we'll help you. Come on. >> The officers are willing to help you. So, I suggest you go that way. >> For the third time, I'm asking you, are you going to get off? >> No. I NEED [screaming] COME ON. >> Stand up. Come on. >> Ow. Bye-bye. >> The suspect was charged with aggravated DWI, abuse of a child, two counts of battery upon a peace officer, three counts of resisting, awaiting or obstructing an officer, reckless driving, open container, and driving on roadways lane for traffic. >> Yep. >> At this time, the suspect's court case is still ongoing. >> I bet she lost custody of that child. Yep. Okay, we are going to woman traps her partner and car in his car then tries to play the victim. >> You're not listening. >> What did you ASK ME TO DO? >> I SAID COME HERE AND YOU SAID NO. >> UH, thank you Jenny for the 999 super chat. Be nice to NCR. >> We're already nice. >> Oh my god. you know, shining for being so >> damn you by by claiming dibs on you and now you got to be like be nice to be nice to NCR. I talk to him. I guide him. I give him advice. I I I give him like the boosts on his channel. >> I'm on his panel. >> Yes, >> I'm always nice. >> Gia is always nice to me. >> Always nice. Never been mean. Never. >> Now, Zoe has niffed at me, but to be fair, I was too close to her bowl. >> You deserved it. You deserved it. >> Yes, you did. >> Now, uh, that $10 puts us to, I believe it puts us to $50 out of the 200 we were seeking for me to be on camera all the week that I am detoxing off of Uhhuh. >> off of of chip. The chips cookies, candy, chocolate. Yeah. Ice cream. Uh, yeah. >> Crisps. Yes. So, I need another $150 by the first and I will be on camera for the week. >> Yep. >> Yay. >> Yes. And Sierra and I have grown very close >> over the last two years. Yes, we have. >> Very close. >> As as have I. And Phil. Yes, but not so much more. >> I I I I think I I think I need I I can't do this anymore. I have to be honest, Phil. >> Yes. >> There is a actual reason why Gia left you. [laughter] >> What? It wasn't Gia's doing. >> It was what? >> Zoe slipped me some belly rubs and cuddles to curse marriage. >> Oh, no. No. [laughter] No. I'm going to have to tell the people Rody, our lover, has caused the rift between us. It's always something. It's always something. >> I was also the one who gave the paper rowdy and Zoe the Coldplay tickets. >> Oh, you bastard. Yeah. >> But you remember you remember the picture of them that they got caught at that show together? Yes. >> That guy got caught with his Yeah. >> with his girlfriend who wasn't his wife. And then we the paper rowdy and Zoe. >> Yes. [laughter] Lord, >> so funny. >> On September 1st, 2025, deputies in Florida responded to a parking lot. A man called 911 after his girlfriend blocked his vehicle with hers, herself in his driver's side door, and refused to let him leave for work. >> This looks like what the deputies did next. >> Somewhere else. >> Yeah, I remember this one. >> He's He's a tow truck driver. He shows up. Yep. >> No. Oh, nice outfit. >> Do not touch me. Do not >> nice outfit. >> I said no. >> You're going to GO TO THE GROUND. >> NO, I'M NOT JOKING. >> NO. Why are you going to work? >> Yeah, she's a little paranoid about his activities. >> Yeah. >> Up. Another female police officer right there for NC. What did you ask me to do? >> I don't remember not ever wanting to come on here. I was very hesitant >> about joining, but once I did, it was like it was so fun. It was like >> Yes. >> I can do this. I can do this. Yep. >> Yes. >> Oh, yeah. >> Uh Miss Gia, we we just saw another female police officer that Mr. NCR is uneligible to marry. A >> I'm here. >> He He's off barfing again. I >> I am right here. Godamn it. I I don't >> That's it. I'm calling in the raccoon. >> Supposedly, he's going for the 100s this time. >> Supposedly, he's going for a pack of 100s. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> The raccoons are pissed, Jim. >> I I I really I I just don't know where he is, so let's just >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Why are you yelling at me like >> you want to yell at me? That's >> just [ __ ] about us burying him off again. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. It was all meant to be together. >> Well, now you're going to jail for sure. >> Yeah. Now you're going to jail for sure. >> [laughter] >> Why did YOU THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. >> YES. And once I joined the show, the numbers skyrocketed. [laughter] Was it just took off because of me? Yep. >> Oh, damn. >> Yep. >> I can't breathe. I SWEAR TO GOD. [laughter] I CAN'T BREATHE. >> I can't breathe. No, please. I'm sorry. >> She looks very moist. >> I can't breathe. >> I can't breathe. Man. >> Oh, it's Charlotte. Charlotte >> 335 working the AMS. >> With Alexander secured in the back of the patrol car, Deputy Mccardi turns his attention to the victim to find out exactly what led to the 911 call. >> He was like tracking his phone. >> Fighting been going on for some time and we've been trying to work everything out, but it seems like every single day it's an argument and it's a fight. And when I try to leave the situation, she just kind of locks me in and just doesn't let me go. So, >> I either want to leave just to calm everybody down and she doesn't. She just does what she does. So, I literally just stay in the car until she calms down. I don't talk because if I try to talk, she just gets worse. >> Y >> um until she finally calms down and then we can kind of >> mellow everything out and then continue the day. >> But it's been like this for some time. >> Yeah. What a happy life. >> Uh today the same thing. It's like an argument what I'm doing, which is I'm usually freaking working and and yeah, I'm trying to go to work. I got a guy guys out there. >> She thinks he's cheating or something. [clears throat] Chasing him down because she comes over here because I didn't pick up the phone after she hung up. >> Use a relationship. >> It's a very It's a very codependent. >> There's no collision that I could tell. >> It's running. Yes. She parked like this cuz >> I can't say this with a uh >> Yeah. Well, right. I mean, she's preventing him from leaving. >> So, I'm just trying to figure out her emotionally each other and work something out. You getting married? >> We've been together for a long 18 years. >> That's her car. Her car. >> That's my car. >> It's your Is it registered to you? >> Yes. >> Okay. Well, that makes sense. >> Is this your property? >> Yes. >> Okay. Um, will you move it so that you can get the gate closed? >> Does she have to be arrested though? Like I'm >> Well, she's for sure going now. >> All I had to do is try to figure out what's going on. Why were you screaming? >> I tried to tell her to calm down. She just doesn't seem to want to calm down. >> So, all I'm trying to do is detain her in handcuffs cuz she's screaming in your face. She's pulling away from me. used to this every day. >> So then I'm just trying to get her situated in the air air conditioning, >> right? >> So I we can talk to you and then that's when she >> I really don't want her to go to jail, but you know, >> yeah, you're enabling her. >> We're past that. >> I'm sure she was talking to you already >> regardless. I mean, you were Did she know you were trying to call the police? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. My door open so we can argue like for another half an hour. >> Was she trying to prevent her from calling the police? >> Well, she know. >> She wasn't. She doesn't She doesn't want basically. She knows this. She can't She's got like an anger problem. So, she >> breaking news. The Congo got their first World Cup wing. Went over on you. >> Wow. >> I'm not worried. >> Uh, breaking news. Pants got 15 things at Walmart and they gave him 16 bags. >> Wow. >> Go Pants. >> That is big news. >> Go Pants. Okay. So, Pants in this situation, she was blocking him in. So he couldn't leave. So he called the police. It was the man who called the police. >> Yeah. Yeah. She's got she's got a problem. She's got a trust issue. This is normal for them, which is very troubling because this is not like >> Oh, dear God, Matt, why would you do such horrible things? >> This is Yeah, this is not the way you want to live. Nope. >> Actually, uh, Mr. NCR, I thought of you today. I did as I saw a news report on Ukraine attacking Russia with a new missile and it is the flamingo missile is actually what they call it [laughter] because it looks like >> it's not [ __ ] It is it looks like a flamingo in flight as it's a drone uh missile. >> Yes, it's the flamingo. >> You hit the big time NCR. >> Yes. Yes. You have been have been used to bomb Russia. >> Yes. Wow. >> Yes. >> Copyright strike. Yep. Copyright strike. >> Yes. You have been used to to to bomb Russia. >> So, >> yes. >> You should send You should send them a thief. >> Yep. >> I just as in what? >> Well, she tried to get me out of the car. She just kind of bit me a little bit. She bit you. >> Bit you a little bit. >> So, now she's going to go for domestic battery as well. >> Yeah, that's normal. You're not you're not pressing charges against the state. Okay. So, you guys are together as a couple, right? >> Jim, I owe you. >> So, the state presses domestic charges. >> It doesn't really look like a flamingo. >> Yeah. >> The FP-5 or flamingo. >> Yes. >> Is a ground launched uh cruise missile. >> Wow. Uh it >> I told you >> it was revealed um August 18th in 2025. Wow. >> Yeah, I told you. I told you they uh they've been able to strike Russia with those past few days, it's been uh Yeah. For for that little country to go for so long and actually make inroads into Russia itself says quite a bit. >> Yes. Yep. >> Okay. It's not really like it's not really looking like a flamingo, but I can see why some people are dubbing it. You know, they're painting them pink [laughter] >> or putting pink tips on them. >> You mean you you're saying it's a your pink rocket is what you're saying? >> Oh, your pink. >> That's very dirty. That's very dirty. >> You're bad, Jim. Very dirty, Jim. >> Dirty. That's dirty. I'm just reading side chat from >> Dirty. >> Yes. I don't know what that means. >> Dirty. >> Let's like when Henry had his little rocket. Yep. I remember >> his pocket rocket. >> Pocket rocket. Yep. His little rocket rocket would come out. >> Yep. >> His pocket rocket. Okay, let's go back to this. We may be a able to [cough] fit one more in after it. Uh yeah, >> that. >> Okay. >> Even if I don't want >> 100%. So that's for you to work out with the SAO later, the state attorney's office. But we don't have a choice. There's a mandatory [clears throat] arrest policy in the state of Florida. >> Well, mainly when she does this, she hurts herself more than she hurts me, right? To be honest, >> your skin pretty good on my hand. >> Well, dude, >> no, not really. Honestly, was just she just literally >> like I said, you hit me, you make sure I don't get up. That's all I got to say. MY KIDS TOLD YOU THE KIDS [laughter] [screaming] ANYTHING. >> All right. I need you to listen, not say anything. Okay? >> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can will be used against you in court. You have the right to TALK TO A LAWYER >> for advice before any [laughter] questions or have him or her with you during if you cannot afford a lawyer and want one, one will be appointed to you before KIDS, PLEASE. I DIDN'T I did not hit you. >> If you decide to answer questions, >> shut up, lady. >> Right to answer. >> You also have [screaming] the right to stop asking until you talk to a lawyer. >> Do you understand your rights? >> I don't know what I did wrong. I didn't get back to my >> I don't know what I did right. He told you not to freaking put handcuffs on me. I didn't do anything wrong. >> Do you understand your rights? >> Understand your rights. >> WHY AM I NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >> My kids, please. >> My kids. I don't care about my kids. >> Why am I getting care about my kids? >> I already explained this to you. Domestic battery and resisting without violence. >> What's going to happen? >> You're going to go to jail. >> Why? Well, like >> what's going to happen? LIKE I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I NEED MY KIDS. >> She's 1015 domestic battery resistant with all violence. >> He wants me arrested. >> No, doesn't matter what he wants. >> Because in the state of Florida, we have a mandatory arrest. Not to mention, you committed a crime. When I got here, you weren't listening and pulling away from me when I'm trying to detain you. >> Do nothing wrong. >> But I don't know what's going on when I get here. You're yelling at him in the door and not listening to me. >> I didn't say you did hit me. I said you were resisting without violence. She's in my car. >> She's got an abrasion to the shoulder when I took her to the ground. Um you guys can clean her up and just check her out. She said she was having trouble breathing, but she's calmed down now. >> Can you scoot out a little bit so he can take a look at you? >> What's that, Dia? >> He's cute. He's cute. >> Uh uh Phil. >> No, no, no. I know >> what >> I got. I got shoes his age. He's just cute. That's all. >> He is kind of short for you anyway. >> He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. >> He's just cute. He's a little guy. He's >> Yeah. Instead instead of a a a tall drink of water, he's just a stump of a water. >> He's cute. He's cute. That's all. >> He's cute. He's cute. >> I can say he's cute. >> Like Disney cute. He's Disney cute. He's like little Mickey Mouse. handsome. He's handsome. Okay. >> He's Mickey Mouse. >> He's handsome. >> Oh, I don't even want to look at me now. >> No, that's fine. Just sit. Just sit just sit your butt down. >> He's olive. I love Olive. [screaming] >> Stop yelling. >> No. >> You're going to get You're going to get witness, too. >> I won't stop yelling. >> Cuz you're trying to talk to him and I'm telling you not to. >> Why am I not allowed TO TALK TO HIM? I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO GET ARRESTED. He's the victim in domestic battery. You bit him. Okay. >> Now you can no longer talk to him. >> Why? >> You're going to have a no contact order with him because you're arrested for domestic violence. Okay. >> You need to stop talking to him. How many times can I tell you? >> What do you mean? >> Stop talking to him. [laughter] >> You're saying I'm going to have no contact with him. Why? >> You cannot have any contact with him. That's what the judge's order is going to be. You are no longer to have contact with him cuz he's a victim of domestic violence. >> I've tried to leave. Do >> you have any kids together? We have two >> two kids. >> Two kids. So we I tried to leave and then she actually >> You need to leave, dude. >> Won't leave. Like I'll leave the house and then she'll just find a way to get a hold of me again. >> Yeah, you need to leave. >> Talking to him. How many times CAN I SAY THAT? >> KNOW THAT >> he's going to but you need to know it and I'm telling you. So let them >> trying to be mean. >> Let them. Do you want help from us? >> I don't know what's happening. We live in the same >> Not [laughter] anymore. The hair. The hair came out my >> Alisandra. Can they just clean up your shoulder? Take some deep breaths through your nose and out your mouth. Okay. >> Listen. >> Let them clean up your shoulder. Just let >> them care for you. Okay. >> How long is it going to take me to get out? >> You got to get booked in first. >> How long does that take? >> That depends on how cooperative you are. >> So, I'm not supposed to go home. >> No, >> you're not going home right now. >> I'm saying after I get out. >> Depends what the court order says. But generally speaking, no. You're not allowed to go home. >> How am I supposed to see my kids? I have no >> You can coordinate getting your kids a different way, but you can't have contact with him. >> Good job, lady. Good job. >> He has to know. No, >> he has to. >> Yes, >> a bigger issue. >> No, because I didn't do anything wrong. >> I didn't do anything wrong. You got shortness of breath. You need to get some vitals on you. >> My hair. >> But you got to relax and stop yelling, screaming, cuz if you don't remain calm, your vitals aren't going to be accurate. Okay. >> I I don't know if I can I'm telling you, I don't know if I can be calm. I never been. >> Here's the first thing you need to do. >> I don't know if I can be calm. >> I'm going to need you to stand still. No talking. No moving. Okay. >> I need to get some accurate vital sign. THE KIDS. [screaming] >> DON'T LEAVE THE KIDS. >> ALEXANDRA, DID NOT see me. >> WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? >> HEY, stop talking. [laughter] >> This isn't fair. I didn't do anything wrong. >> You need to calm down. Going to be accurate. >> GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY. YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM [screaming] ME. >> Stop yelling. Uh, >> YOU'RE TAKING ME AWAY. >> STOP YELLING, DUDE. You need to run away. >> To you. I didn't do anything. >> Stop yelling. >> I didn't do anything to you. >> I'm not going to go to jail without seeing my >> You're going to jail regardless. That's not changing by you yelling at him. Okay. So, the faster you accept that >> the kids, he has to be there for >> I will let him know about the kids. >> No, it's he's getting blood pressure. But it's too relax. The more you move. >> What's your last name? Misandra. Oh my. >> I want [crying] it. I can't. >> I'm going to calm down. I need this thing off. It's like squeezing my arm. It's like stay still. So, it's going to take longer to take. >> Why are they taking her blood pressure on her? on her go down. I'M GOING TO JAIL. I'M NOT going to see my kids. So, like, YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A FREAKING HEART ATTACK IN THE FREAKING CAR? >> I had an automated machine that you put on your arm right about there. Uh, it was >> I thought it was up higher. Mine's always up higher. >> Uh, for that one, it was on the wrist. It was like a little wrist unit. And >> isn't that what Chile did? And he got like 190 over 140. >> Oh god. Uh yeah, remember that before the Chad Goo fight? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's >> that's not an accurate. Yeah, that's not accurate. >> And he stopped taking his blood pressure med. >> Of course he did. >> That's He can bring it down naturally. >> Yeah. >> Not when you rage all the time. >> No. >> Yeah. >> I don't understand. I don't need this. I'm not trying to be a fool. >> Like I just don't know why I'm going to jail. Well, I know you said it's because I got I bit him, but if he didn't want me to go to jail, why am I going to jail? >> The state of Florida presses charges in domestic battery situations. >> How long does that usually take? >> And I live with him. >> I know. >> Okay, so what? >> Slide your feet in. Alex, she is so I have to be in this. >> I can't go to the hospital like in the ambulance. >> Your shoes. >> I don't know if I'm going to calm down. I'm being serious. The only reason I called them is because you had a cut to your shoulder and because you said you had trouble breathing. >> I'm like when I'm calm now I just don't know if I >> So if I'm telling you I'm having problems in the back, you're going to get out. You're not going to let me die. >> Die. You're not going to die. >> Slide your feet in, please. >> Don't let me die. >> Can you talk to me then about >> absolutely tell you everything that's going on? >> Well, I've been trying for two years. You haven't done so yet. >> All right. So, he you're under arrest for domestic battery and resisting without violence enforces a no contact order, which is a vi which is a pre-trial release, right? It's an agreement of your release out of jail is that you're agreeing you're not going to have any contact with him whatsoever. >> Okay? Direct, indirect, third party. You can't have any contact with him. >> Can't you can't call somebody to have contact with him. You can't go to the house except for generally there's a onetime pickup. Does that go away? >> After the case is settled going on to prevent you trying to tamper with a victim because he's a victim so that there's no witness tampering. You're not to have contact with him. >> So I told him he's going straight home >> to take care of the kids >> because of the no contact order that'll likely be put in place as well. He said, "Okay, even to try to help her out and get things sorted out." I said yes. The whole point of one of those numbers getting put in place >> is to it expedites things and that there's no interference with any kind of the testimony or any of the facts of the case. >> Husband had those numbers. >> After the arrest, she was charged with battery by intentional touch or strike resisting an officer without violence. >> She was initially held without bond, but later posted a $3,500 shy bond. She ultimately entered a plea of no contest to the charge of resisting an officer without violence, and the judge adjudicated her guilty. As part of the resolution, the prosecutor dropped the battery charge. She was sentenced to 12 months of probation. Additionally, she was ordered to pay $1,322 in court costs, supervision fees, and trust fund assessments. >> Uh, we're going to do one more quickie tonight and then we're out of here. >> Yeah, quickies are good. Uh let us go to nurse tries to comm come commandeer cop car >> like one go >> on December 4th 2025 deputies in the neighborhood residents before they could stop they were flagged down by a woman to climb straight into the back of a patrol car demanding to go to the hospital. Here's what the deputies did next. When Deputy Lambie approaches the vehicle, he finds Elaine already sitting in the back seat. >> What the hell? Looks right down the street. What the is this? >> She's refusing to explain why she called for help, but she's very clear about her supposed credentials. >> 20 years I'm not dealing with this dis >> here. >> What is this? >> She told me to get in your car. >> Is that the dispatcher? >> Yeah. >> Okay, you can hang up now. We're here. >> Come on. I want to go. >> Can you tell us what's going on first? >> Come on. I want to go. >> Go where? I want to go to the hospital right now. >> For what? What's the matter with you that you need to go? >> I have to go to the hospital. I want to go right now. >> Okay. Fire rescue needs a reference and you're going to be taken by EMS. >> Come on. No, you don't get No, you don't get to No, I know my a nurse. I see you CCU 20 years. Don't with me. Let's go. Take it back. >> The ambulance is going to come. >> Let's go. >> Mom. Hey, Mom. And you don't get to advise my mother of [ __ ] I'm I'm hering in care. >> I'm in care of my mother. So you don't get to talk [ __ ] to my mother in any way. Get me? >> Redneck scumbags. Man, I always had the best I've lived in a lot of states, but I I've I've always found that Florida police officers were the best. >> What's your name? >> The best of the best. You're not proving that right now. Off. I'm not answering any questions. Let's go. >> I'm going to go. >> Well, I want to go. >> Even here to get married off. >> She can hang out here until you >> Yeah, let's go. Come on. I I wanted some air, please. >> Uh, Phil. >> Yes. >> Carson. >> Dearly, beloved, we're gathered here today as we have a very special occasion. As we have a very sane woman who's going to marry a very insane person, very sane woman whose coldness will soothe this savage beast. Parson, do you take parson to be your lawfully wed husband? >> I do. >> An insane person. Do you take this very sane and calm influence on you to honor Cherish and to let her wash over your soul? >> I'm not even here, but I do. [laughter] By the by the power vested be by the Florida Department of Revenue, I now pronounce you you husband and wife. >> Yay. Address did you come from? >> None of your business. >> Well, it kind of is cuz you you called the police. >> Leave me the alone. >> Leave me the [ __ ] alone. >> Pigs, man. Iinging hate the police. >> Why' you call us? >> I hate the police. want to call you. I called the ambulance. You showed up. >> I blamed Parson. She was very calm up until she got married. >> Ambulance then. Where's the police? >> Where's the ambulance? I want to walk in the ambulance. >> Where's the ambulance? >> No, it's behind the trash. >> She seems awfully familiar. >> 20 years. >> I'm just going to hang out in the compound. I'm just going to hang out here. >> Let's go. Like I don't know if it's because we've we've seen so many of these videos. >> They're all starting to blend together. >> Yes. >> Oh, you're you're not going to >> Yeah. I'm going to the car wash tomorrow. >> You're on camera. You're not going to show >> you're not going to close the door. What exactly is open now? >> Just hanging out. Yep. >> Look at these pigs. >> Help. No like the police. Tell you like >> that's not true. They have a very bad relationship. >> We all hope you die for real. >> What is she doing with her mother? >> Let's go. I want I want to be out of your head. >> Is she homeless or something? >> Mother [ __ ] >> She's like twerking or something. >> Tweaking, aren't I? >> Tweaking. working would be the dance of the thousand like this. You won't even tell us what's wrong with us. She says she wants to go down here, you scumbag. >> You guys know her. >> Let's go. I want to go. I want to go now. >> I want to go. >> Police speak with fire and rescue. Elaine tries to bolt from the scene. >> What is she on? >> Wait, wait, wait. Oh, >> I see you know your jud well, sir. >> Very nice. >> Hey, put your hands behind your back. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Hold on. >> Put your Put your other hand behind your back. >> Put your other hand behind your back. >> Break my arms. breaking my arm. >> Stop. >> Ma'am, shut off. >> Are you hurt by you? You pig. >> Where is the car? >> I hope you die. I HOPE YOU DIE. >> HEY, YOU GOTASK [screaming] >> CHARM. >> YEAH, we need masks. >> Jack boots thug egg. >> Stop. Just relax. Hey, >> that's okay. Just relax. >> Get him. >> Okay, but I'm going to remind you she's very calm about how she married Parson. >> Get off me. >> Hey, sit up. >> We're going to sit you up. Okay. >> Okay. Please stop fighting us and just relax. >> Can you hear what I'm telling you? >> All right. I'm going to sit you up. >> I honestly mix of >> psychosis and drugs. >> I hate them. >> That's all right. >> God damn, man. You guys with your cowboy hat. All right, >> just relax. >> Oh man, these scumbags. >> You want to sit on this cooler so we can take your blood pressure? >> Get my >> You want to sit on this cooler so we can take your blood pressure? Something's going on. >> Bend your knee. Bend your knee. >> No. >> Bend your knee. >> No, he's trying to hide. Hey, keep kicking my vape. Keep kicking my vape, scumbag. >> Keep kicking my vape. >> What you just did in the grass? >> Yeah. Yo, why' you do that? Why' you do that? >> Kicking my vape. Why did you do that? >> Is that not >> That's my personal property. No personal property right there. >> We don't need her pass. >> No. Yeah. I'm not on anything. I'm not on anything. I'm a nurse for 20 years. Are you kidding me? >> Don't mind the house. >> I'm trying to help you out. So, help me help you. >> Although Elaine angrily demanded fire and rescue, she doesn't cooperate with them in the slightest. >> No, no, no, no. Get my vape. >> No, no, no. Get my vape. I'll sue you. >> This is the fire guy. Okay, >> listen. Just help me. I'm going to help you. You won't be fooled. >> Okay. >> What's your name? >> Sue you with my non-existent money. >> Tell me your name >> and what happened. Are you okay? Did she spit you or anything? >> No, she was spitting. >> She squeezed my arm. >> No, you didn't. Get the out here. Nobody nothing on you. >> Listen, there's nothing. >> You're a liar. You're a liar. >> No injuries or anything. Liar. >> You're a liar. Let me see. Where's your injury? >> I'm a nurse. Let me see your injury. >> Let me see the injury. No, you're not. >> Let me see it. Point it down. >> I have those exact same handcuffs. >> I didn't want to know that. >> You're liar. [laughter] >> Except for mine has a third link in the middle. >> Did not want to know that. >> Why? >> All liars. >> You're scaring me, dude. >> What? I got them in a fleet. for a good reason. >> Let's go. I want to go to the >> You'll be surprised what you find at a Florida flea market. >> I don't know. I can't wait to sue your ass. >> Tell me what's wrong so I can fix it. >> Like there was a flea market in >> in Plantation, Florida >> that had custom doggy vests. >> I don't know. I'm making my mom a millionaire mom. >> And you can choose out of leather, artificial gator. A millionaire. >> Ma'am, what the heck? scumbag. >> What's your address? >> Don't you think Zoe would look cute with a little alligator vest? >> Are the people ready? >> Want to keep going? >> Piece of [ __ ] cop. >> I hate the police. >> Hey, KICK ALL MY [ __ ] OVER THERE. HEY, PLEASE PICK up my [ __ ] Nurse at 20 years. What scum? What scumbags? >> It could. >> Yes, you did. >> For a ambulance. >> How are they [clears throat] ambulance for? For your mom or you? Why you need an ambulance? >> When they get here, I need to tell them something. >> Get out of the hand in a hurry. >> Oh, NCR. I can't read this comment by clear there. And >> okay, so why is the cute cop reminding me of Luigi Manioni? >> Luigi. Luigi. >> Luigi. >> Yep. >> Luigi. >> So he wanted to do a insanity defense and then he pulled that. >> But I don't know who the cute cop is. So I don't know who Jenny's talking about. >> I don't know. But she's talking about someone, not you. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I could be stage back to do that. >> I still haven't. >> Yeah, cuz we're both staying here like scared. You're so scared. You're so scared. >> I win. >> Good night, Virgo. We're almost done. >> Lovely. >> Good night, Virgo. >> Virgo. Lovely. There we go. >> Wow. >> Get off of me. Leave me alone. >> There we go. >> I'm not hurting you. >> Leave me alone. >> Gorgeous. >> I'm not hurting you. >> Then leave me alone. >> Maybe I should dress up like that. They're a little loose. >> Don't hurt me. >> Hold on. >> Don't hurt me. >> Hey, they're hurting me. Yeah. >> Don't you really want to hurt me? >> Don't tag me. >> Please nurse the 20 years. >> You really want to make me cry. >> I see you. see you. HELP ME. >> I think I already get out of here now. >> We're going to get you on the stretch or we're to the hospital. >> I feel sorry for anybody who's as a nurse. >> Get your baby. Tell me your name >> here. R. >> What's your name? >> No, your ear is flippered. >> Tell me your name. >> Grab my >> It's Flipper, baby. >> That red is kind of cute. >> Stand up. Stand up. Sit down. >> Stand up. >> All right. >> Stand up. >> Mrs. Stand up or no? >> Stand up. >> I am not mean. >> You were mean to her. >> I hope you die. >> We're taking you. >> By the way, that's not implied. >> That's mean, Gia. >> Oh, it's implied consent. >> No, it's not. >> 100% it is. >> No, we're going for the baker. >> Is not consent. God damn. Dropped it. >> Definitely bake. >> No, you watch yourself. She'll kick you. >> Thank you. >> No, I'm not going to kick nobody. She's alive. >> Actually, do you guys uh do you guys have any other masks that are that you can give us? >> Maybe. Okay. >> All right. >> Um 61. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, for battery and Leo >> for battery today or battery. Okay. So, we get a call of I need fire rescue. >> We are pulling up and then she's running down the street screaming. >> I go to get out of my car. She jumps in the back of my car and she's like, "Take me to the hospital now." And I'm like, "Get the out of my car." >> Give me a She goes She goes to grab her and she starts fighting. So you're not adding my head. >> These poor these poor fire. >> After being medically cleared at a local hospital, >> put your seatelt over. >> Elaine was transported to the county jail. >> Sarah. >> After the arrest, Elaine was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, and resisting an officer without violence. She was initially held on a $1,000 bond, which she later posted. When the state formally filed [music] charges, prosecutors dropped the two counts of resisting arrest. Although her original bond was discharged, it was revoked a week later, leading to her rearrest. Ultimately, the remaining felony charge for battery on a law enforcement officer was reduced to a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. She entered a plea of guilty to the reduced charge, and the judge adjudicated her guilty. She was sentenced to 122 days in jail with credit for time served and [music] was ordered to pay $725 in court costs and fees. >> Wow. Thanks Jim. >> Thank you Jim >> for two night two hours. Yep. >> Not a problem. Uh everyone, we are at the end of another night. >> We will be back with you Monday night with Pope Phil's show. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. The best show. The best >> best show. Yep. >> The best show. >> The best panel. The best. 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