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TikTok Lawyer PISSES HIMSELF at the Jail

My lawyer is Jewish. My lawyer will get me out of here ASAP. >> If I got a Jewish lawyer, bro, y'all better get sued, bro. >> Y'all better get sued like crazy. I got a Jewish lawyer. >> You just pissed all over the floor. >> What's up, everybody? In today's video, we have a TikTok lawyer who tries to have a constitutional standoff with the police and fails miserably. And when he gets to the jail, he decides to piss all over the floor. But, here's the kicker. The cops should really be terrified of this guy because, as he mentions multiple times in the video, he has a Jewish lawyer. So, without further ado, let's get started. >> property. You're all You're all on the property. >> If you come back on here >> You're okay, no I'm not. No, can I not? No, I would not. I would not. I'm legal right. I'm legal right. First Amendment >> You're under arrest. >> First Amendment >> Stop. Stop. You're under arrest. Stop. You're going to go on the ground. Stop. Going to cuff you. Going to cuff you. Stop. >> No, no, no. I'm First Amendment. First Amendment >> You are under arrest. >> First Amendment What do I do? >> The way you're acting, man. >> No, you remember You didn't read me my legal Miranda rights. >> All right, we don't have to do >> No, yes, you do. >> Stop. >> Oh, my god. >> Stop. >> Yes, you do. Where's my Miranda rights? Where's my Miranda rights? >> Stop. >> No, no, no, no. >> Stop. >> Where's my Miranda rights? >> Stop. >> No, where's my Miranda rights? >> Stop. You're going to go down. >> You're You're pushing me. Yeah, you're pushing me. >> You're pushing yourself. >> You're pushing me. You're pushing me. >> Keep walking. >> No, you're pushing me. No. No. No, you're pushing me. >> You better relax. >> I'm relaxed. >> You're not relaxed. Stop. >> I'm relaxed. >> you to stop cuz you're going to get resisting arrest also. Stop. >> not. No, I'm not. >> You're not going to tell us no you're not. >> not. My First Amendment rights >> I'm pushing back. >> Freedom of speech Freedom of speech, right? That's my First Amendment right, right? My freedom of speech. Freedom of speech. You're arresting me for freedom of speech. >> So just to give you guys a little bit more context, this guy was trying to get into a bar. He got denied because maybe he was too drunk, and then he had a little bit of a hissy fit, a little temper tantrum. And he thinks that by screaming first amendment and freedom of speech, it automatically absolves him from his crimes, which is not the case here. >> What the [ __ ] up? I have my social security on me. I have all my idea on me, bro. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check, bro. Check, bro. Check. Check. I don't have nothing on me, bro. What the [ __ ] is going on here? What the [ __ ] is going Under arrest for what? What's >> Disorderly conduct right now and trespass. I told you to leave and you walked right back here. >> Trespassing, bro. What? >> Next is resisting. You're going to get resisting arrest, too. >> I'm not resisting arrest. I have handcuffs. How can I resist with my handcuffs? Can you grab my stick up there? >> Please. Please. >> Get in. >> Stay in the car. >> Where's his shoe? Oh, right there. I'll get his shoe. Yeah. >> Yeah. And trespass. Noise and interference. Get uh throw in the front here. No. No, he's just running his mouth. >> I'm buying a beer. >> All right, cool. >> Wash the car. Did she do Did she process him or what? >> Yes. >> He's on my side. >> Yeah, that guy has diabetes. That's how you are? >> Look >> I'm I'm being >> listen. I don't >> Yo, listen, listen. Not you. >> We weren't there. We weren't 100% >> I don't know what him having diabetes have to do with any of this. If you really have diabetes, you probably don't want to get completely wasted to the point where you won't be able to remember to look for your blood sugar. So, yeah, completely besides the point. Now, he's going to start talking about his Jewish lawyer. And although I don't even believe he does have a Jewish lawyer, even the best Jewish lawyer would not be able to get him out of this situation. By the way, if you're new around here let me ask you guys a favor. We're almost at 70,000 subscribers. If you don't mind subscribing if you enjoy the show, that would be great. The goal is to get to 100K by Christmas, and I'm pretty damn sure it's possible. Let's get back to the body cam. >> Jewish I don't All right. My lawyer is Jewish. >> Okay. >> My lawyer will get me out of here, ASAP. Okay. All right. All right. I didn't even do anything. Because uh you didn't read me my Miranda rights. So, you better get sued. >> Okay. >> You didn't even read me my Miranda rights. >> All right. You're being recorded. >> All right. I don't care. Y'all better get sued. I don't care. >> off the merchandiser. Not asking any questions. >> rights. >> Yes, sir. We don't have to Go ahead. Go have a seat. Have a seat. >> tell me I was getting >> Have a seat. >> I don't care. Y'all better get sued. >> It's okay. >> Sit down. >> Y'all better get sued. I don't care. I got diabetes and this [ __ ] tight as [ __ ] on me. My blood pressure is high right now. Y'all don't give a [ __ ] Y'all better get a suit like crazy. I got a Jewish lawyer. >> your blood pressure is high? >> I don't care. I got diabetes. And y'all >> Sit down. >> [ __ ] me for what? What's my reason? What's my reason? I'm cuffed up. >> Sit down. >> I'm cuffed up. >> Sit down. >> What can I do? >> All right, sit down. >> All right, go ahead. Let's go ahead. >> Take your shoe off. >> All right, let me take my shoe off. Go ahead. I don't got anything on me. Go ahead. Take my belt off. I don't got nothing on me. >> It's all right. Get gloves on and check him out. >> me for no reason. I better get a 100k. >> This guy has got nothing in his pockets. >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> Sure, yeah. >> This guy thinks that the city is just handing out a $100,000 checks for whoever gets arrested and cries about it. Dude, if that was the case, the city would be broke because there's so many unemployed losers like this guy that haven't achieved anything in life and they're trying to get a quick payday by just screaming lawsuit and it's just delusional nonsense. It's never that easy. Sure, there are some payouts, but that's for actual rights violation, which is not what we're dealing with here. >> I did Bro, yeah, I did make 500k off the lawsuit. This dude, that's a tough guy. Tough guy. How am I tough? >> Stop. Don't turn. >> Yo, yo, yo. >> Stay still. >> Yo, key, key. Yo, y'all supposed to respect people. What am I being a tough guy about? I didn't get sued. I didn't get lost to for nothing. I got arrested for nothing. Y'all didn't read me Miranda rights. I got a right to sue. Get the [ __ ] out of here. I got a right to sue. Y'all didn't read my Miranda rights. >> All right, we're not asking any questions. >> The English is New York. That's everywhere in the United States. That's my first amendment. I got a right to speak. Right, yo? Yo, why you get me for? Why you Why Yo, why you get me for? >> Keep going the way you Keep flailing around. >> Stop. >> You arrested me for no reason, bro. Y'all arrested me for no reason. I didn't even do anything, bro. What the [ __ ] Yo, I didn't do anything, bro. Yo, I didn't Yo, y'all look crazy, bro. Y'all know that, too. I didn't do anything, bro. >> That's what you're acting like. It's on camera. >> Acting? >> This hand goes on top >> Where's my Miranda rights? >> Listen, man. >> Y'all didn't read my Miranda rights, so y'all >> Stop. Okay? Put on top of your head. On top of your head. This hand on top of your head. >> Y'all Y'all better get sued like crazy. But I got a Jewish lawyer, bro. Y'all better get sued, bro. I hope you know, bro. Y'all going to lose your job. >> I've already told you many times to stop. >> Yo, yo, I want to call y'all. I want to speak to my lawyer. What's up? Yo, I want to speak to my lawyer. What's up? Yo! >> All right. >> Yo! >> Good night. >> I want to speak to my lawyer. >> Jeremy, give me your shirt. Stop playing around. Give me your shirt. >> Come on, man. >> Give me your shirt. >> Yo, come on, man. I'm asking >> Slide your shirt, bro. >> I'm asking for a phone call, man. What Like I've been asking my constitutional >> bro. >> bro. Come on, I constitutional right, bro. >> Slide your shirt, bro. >> I've been asking for a phone call, bro. >> Slide your shirt, bro. You just pissed all over the floor, too. >> Bro, is that [ __ ] up, bro? I've been asking for my constitutional all bro. >> Okay. So, this guy's pretending that he's a constitutional scholar and that he's some type of legal aficionado and it turns out he's just a bed wetter. That is incredibly sad. I mean, my daughter stopped wetting her bed when she was 2 years old. This guy is in his 30s. What's his excuse? >> I'm not going to call my lawyer. >> shirt. Throw your shirt on the wall here. >> I'm mad. >> Throw your shirt on the wall. >> I didn't hit the wall or anything, man. >> And you just pissed all over the floor. All the All over the mat. Come on. >> I'm trying to get y'all's attention, bro. It's my constitutional right to make a phone call, bro. >> it through. Sign it through. I'm not touching it cuz there's piss all over it. >> Yo, am I wrong, bro? Like, I still have the right to make a phone call, bro. That's my constitutional right as an American-born citizen. >> You think yelling and screaming all night is going to get you your No, it doesn't. So, I'm not Okay. You're going to get charged with the criminal mischief now for pissing on the floor and the mat. What's up, boss? Ready to roll? We're going to go back to the initial booking room. I don't know if you remember. Just head straight out this way. Yep, and then we're going to make a right once you exit that door. Yep, make a right this way. And then at the end of the hallway, just make another right and then the doorway is right on your right hand side. Right on in here, boss. Yep. All right. Let's see. >> All right, so he was charged with trespass, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. That's it for the video. Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to subscribe. Let's get to 70,000. Thanks again, and I'll see you guys on the next one.