It's a brand new day. Hey, wake up every morning and say it's a brand new day. Hey, take a good day. Make it great. Okay. Cuz if you got some lemons, make some lemonade. Yeah. Taste so. It's a brand new day. Hey, it's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. Okay. Okay. My whole life got them hand me down. But what that meant was I had my family around. And sometimes I can't help but frown. Then I remember what I meant for. It's so simple. I just say, "Ooh, got to just celebrate. It's going to be a okay. Life's too short to waste away. One step at a time's all it takes." Okay. It's a brand new day. [Music] day [Music] cuz some lemonade. Yeah. Taste so bad. It's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. I'm acting brand new. Who can tell that bad news? It can go in van moves. I'mma be like I do. I'm allergic to a bad mood. Hey. Okay, let me ask you. If you got a smile on your face, raise your hands up. >> That's the mantra. So get up off your feet. Go ahead, stand up. Okay, what's the plan? Huh? Woke up every day like this. It's a brand new day. Hey, wake up every morning and say it's a brand new day. Hey, take a good day. Make it break. Okay. Cuz you got some lemon lemonade. Yeah. Taste those way. It's a brand new day. Hey, it's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. Okay. Okay. Yo yo yo. And yo, welcome to our show. Yo. >> Hello everyone. Yo yo yo yo >> yo yo and yo. Oh, I like that one. >> Yo yo yo. >> That's cute. Let's see. Let's see this one. >> I don't like that one. >> Yeah, but what if I go like this? Well, that one I like. That's my favorite. Yeah. >> So, you can drop and drag uh Phil when you're in this mode. >> Cool. Like I can I just drop uh you or Gia or whatever into the primary. >> Oh, that's a good one right there. Leave it there. >> Yeah. See? See? Uh welcome everybody. Let me pull up chat here. Uh we are doing a test. We do have a one super chat goal if anyone wants of any denomination just to see if it works. Uh let's just put up some of these. Uh, Jim sucks. Hey everybody. Uh, tech problems. Maybe call Chile for your tech advice. Uh, tomatoes. This is our reream test. Uh, right now we're just seeing if the software works because we're going to go live officially tonight at 8:00. Uh, Parson. So, this is the reream. Griff Grift. Yeah, apparently it is. Little tomatoes. Uh, Griffin's in the eye of the beholder. Thank you. Wonder. Looking good. Wipe effective or wipe effects. Does it have wipe effects? I don't I don't know. Well, how would I know? Let's see. Uh, let's give it a good background here. Go into four corners. Watch up to uh uh NCR. Well, >> you sound like a safe to reream. I have to >> set up my avatars here. And well, I just got back from shop. >> Okay. >> Had to take care of the big monthly surprise stuff. >> Yes. >> Although I will say I'm not having the audio issues like I was having on Streamyard >> when I would leave the room. >> No. And I can even uh I can actually control your audio from here. So I just boosted you a little bit. Say something >> something better. >> There you go. That's a lot better than it was. >> How do I chat in the side chat? >> Uh chat and side chat. You'd have to Well, you couldn't. Couldn't you could Could you actually chat and side chat on the old one? >> Yeah. Yeah, you were able to join uh the side chat while we were on here. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah, there was a private chat and then the regular chat where I could welcome everybody, etc. >> Okay. Do you have a button for chat on the side of the the right side of the screen? >> No. >> No, it says it says >> private chat or need help, >> which I always need help. I have question that >> on channel we won't be able to join in chat unless we were on the >> unless you have a YouTube app open or whatever. >> Yeah, I can't I don't I'm not doing that. >> Oh well. Yeah, I'll figure >> I'll figure that out if we can do that or not. Cuz like right here I've got Well, when I I can pull up chat. Uh, I can pull up chat. Let's see who's saying something. I sound like a chipmunk. Bill, you maybe because you're in the backyard, folks. Do I sound good? >> Yes, you sound fine. >> Okay, I Okay, Phil is saying I sound like a chipmunk and he has spotty sound, but he's also in his backyard. So, his backyard may be the problem. >> Uh, >> he's out there playing with the vegetables. >> He's doing something. >> He's not playing with the vegetables. He's playing with He's playing with the smoker. He's getting ready to show off his meats again. I bet. >> Actually, no. You missed it. We had a tour of the backyard and Mrs. Pope was even on before. >> Damn it. I missed everything. >> And you missed Mrs. Pope. >> I literally just got not too long ago. >> Darling, >> Mrs. Pope was showing off her glorious watermelons. That's right. >> I'm not one because I don't want I'm already I'm already got one too. >> Yeah, I thought they were pretty, too. >> Yeah, they were pretty. I mean, they're going to grow, but I mean, for this time of year, those were some wonderful watermelons. If if just Jim, you will remind me to send over to my new computer my old avatar so I can have it on here because I don't think you guys want to see the one tail form that I have now. >> Can't you pick from your photos? >> I don't have a lot of my old photos on my new computer. I would have to email my >> I just picked >> Yeah, you've got let's see some sort of creature right now. Yes, that is one of the tailed beasts from Naruto. It is Shukaku, the one tail or the tanuki, >> whatever you want to call it. It's >> Let's see. >> Thank you, Wonder, for the 520 or Wonder 528 for the 199 super chat. Today is payday. >> Nice. Thank you. >> Uh that's the other thing. It doesn't have starred chat on its own. You have to start it yourself. >> Does this offer local recording? >> Uh, yes it does. >> How much? >> Up to an hour, I think. >> That's not enough. >> Is it What do you Well, it depends on your plan, though. Yeah, because I've got the I'm paying for I'm paying the 50 bucks a month to Streamyard. So, I've got the I think it's like a three or four hour local recording. >> So, you're going to have to do 20 individual streams when you do a marathon. >> No. Uh, no. We can go up to >> Oh, on Streamyard. Okay. Never. I mean, >> no, the local recording is what me and Anthony mostly do for when we do the >> So, YouTube you go 20 or something. >> Well, this is this is basically uh the record when you want to record in advance and I'll look up the actual the actual uh time. I don't have it in front of me right now. >> Yeah, like like their show. >> Yeah. So, if we want to record something, we can record it uh in advance. So, let's see. Uh, hey, Madam, hey, Donnie. Uh, hey, everybody else who comes in. Jim always sounds like that. Okay. Uh, Tomatoes, you sound like your normal nasely voice. Oh, wonderful. Yes, thank you. >> You do now. You are sounding like a chipmunk for me, which is why I left and came back. >> Yeah, you were out there spill into a block of sand because I'll do that. Well, let's go share screen. Uh, let's try, you know what? Let's do a bonus drunk girl while we have everybody here so we can test this out. It's a short one. Uh, she tried to wrap her way out of arrest. >> Oh, yeah. >> She's seen this. >> Yeah. But go ahead. Well, it's it's a it's a >> it's only 7 minutes, so it's a bonus. Drunk girl >> at a Publix >> where shopping is a pleasure. Yeah. >> I I do have to say this is giving me a better internet signal than Streamyards is on my end. >> Uh yeah, I don't know how my signal is uh right now. It it should show you on on your uh avatar >> like right above it where your name is >> because it's showing me I've got full bars. >> Okay. I don't see Well, remember I'm Are you on your phone or are you on a computer? >> I'm on my PC. >> Okay. I don't see that. But uh let me answer a question. You're going to do a marathon? Yes, Tomatoes. Probably just just trying to do scheduling wise. We're going to do 20 hours either this Friday or the Friday after. We're going to start when we do it. We're going to start at 6:00 a.m. Eastern and go until 200 a.m. Eastern the Saturday morning. That way I'm not keeping everyone else in the house awake. So, uh, I'll basically go from 6:00 a.m. go throughout the day, go through till 2:00 a.m. Eastern. And that way, uh, the boy will be asleep in the other room because I do have a seven-year-old in the house. So, it's just >> No wrenches are showing up. >> Uh, no, I don't see any wrenches in side chat here. >> But wrenches would not have been affected, you know. >> Okay. All right. >> Wrenches would only show up on YouTube. >> Yeah. Well, they come up as blue. >> Yeah. because I I I used reream when I first started, but then I switched to Streamyards, but >> I I I don't mind the side chat like that. It's actually a lot easier to see. >> Yeah, I I like this so far. And even if we have it on screen, it's not too bad, except we can't really see ourselves. Oh, there we are. We're We're back when I got rid of the overlay. Uh folks, one of the new things we have is if you ever want to contribute beside Super Chat, you can by just scanning the barcode on our screen. Uh that goes directly to our GoFundMe, which is probably the preferred way to donate to the cause. Uh it's actually my preferred way because they don't double charge me like uh PayPal tends to do. So they I won't. >> Well, you won't see wrench wrenches on this. It'll just be in YouTube. >> Tomato sees them. >> Yeah, cuz he's in YouTube proper. >> Oh, okay. All right. >> Remember, you're seeing it through the app. >> Oh, okay. All right. >> Yeah. Hey, Judy. >> J. >> Yeah, Judy. We have It's It's like 50 bucks less or what is it? 40 bucks less a month. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah, Judy, it's it's I can pay 30. I can't really pay 70 right now. So, my half is 30. Phil's half is 20. And yes, I know I don't realize what half means, but Phil's not complaining about that. >> I am not. I am not. >> Yes. So, hey Judy. Hey, everybody coming in. >> Have your mouth full of meat again. >> What? >> Or sounds like you're eating something. >> No, I was vaping. Hey, Judy. >> And that's the other thing. Uh I'm not used to on the side of the screen there. The chat overlay, the new stuff comes up on top, not at the bottom. Hey, Gothic Sparrow. >> And that's not too bad. The size of it. >> Yeah. Uh if we use it, it's not that bad at all. We can still see the screen. Yeah, >> it's nice that a woman is is complimenting you on the size of a gym. >> Yeah, >> there you go. There you go. >> It's not too big and it's not too small. >> There. It's just right. >> Just right. >> Oh, wait. Wait. We're we're we're uh essaying Gia again. Damn it. Damn it. >> Damn it. >> Yeah. Uh the other thing tomorrow we're gonna do another one of these with Pope running the show >> about about the same time just so Pope gets a hang of it for Monday night so I don't have to be here. Yay. >> Yay. >> There's Yay. other new things on StreamYard like we can set up overlays with mic check and be right back. >> Thank you for watching and whatever that one was. Oh, it's up in the corner. Okay. Uh but I >> Matt Madam, no. Streamyards does not suck. Uh it's just expensive. So, >> yeah. cheaper cheaper alternative. That's all. >> Yeah, there are certain >> I'd say this both both offer something the other doesn't. It's just what do you prefer to use, >> right? >> I'm liking this better, frankly. >> I'm having more fun with this. Yeah. Uh >> I'm liking this format. >> We can still see we can see still see each one of us. I think it's going to get crowded if we have more than six people. Uh I don't know how they're going to handle it, at least in this format here, but uh we'll we'll we'll deal with it as we you know, as we go. We could also do something like that if we needed to. I don't like that as much. Or even as much we want as much of the screen as possible. >> Yeah. But I mean, you guys get to see each other. Uh, and yeah, for the cost, it's it's good enough, you know. It's good enough. >> Yep. >> I I do like I do like the decibel bar is actually noticeable. >> Not just you see the circle speaking, you actually get a good >> which actually helped me out probably a lot more. Yes, you can talk really loud if you need to. >> You know, I could send Dwayne to come sp uh uh spend time with you and you could hear all of his crazy antics. >> Yeah, >> promises, promises, promises. >> Promises, promises. Uh we also, let's see. We've got our >> Make the Corgi smaller. I guess what Jim set up in the same policy that he had on Streamyard. >> Well, I do have to find the more recent ones like uh pants and is moist and uh some of the other ones we had cuz I forgot where I put them. So, >> Judy, I am not ignoring you. I am doing okay. I am just a little tired and freaky. Yes, he's tired and cranky. But let's get back to our drunk girl since it is a short one and it is at a Publix. So, yes. >> Yeah. Do you want to call your dad and have a conversation? >> I would love to hear outside. >> Never mind. >> So, you want to try to have your sex with your problems, right? You want me to go in public? >> Go in the parking lot so they can shoot me like Michael Brown. >> They might. >> Okay then. >> Yeah, this lady looks crazy. [Laughter] >> She asked me where I keep my gun though. >> Are you okay? You okay? >> Do you want to hurt yourself? like that. Why you so fat? Why you walk like that? >> All right, we're not. Yeah, we can do that. We can do that cuz if you want to carry on, we're just going to have a civil conversation with you. But if you want to carry on. >> Okay. I'm trying to bring a young dog from Memphis. >> No, we'll just have you trespass and then we'll purchase any. [Applause] >> No, you can leave. You're not You're not >> bring your purse. Bring your purse. >> She asked where I keep my gun though. >> Oh, I don't talk about that. I'm a >> She started out having fun though. She asked me where I keep my blood though. >> Are you the manager? >> Yeah. >> Would you like her to leave at all? >> That that'd be fine. >> Okay. >> She's going to be I don't think she's going to stop. >> Yeah. But she asked me like for stuff and that's why that was the one I was telling her. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah. Young trespass. God, I am single and not looking to me. >> And the Scarlet Letter, >> five police officers, >> beloved. >> No, Jim. No, dearly beloved. We've seen this one. We know how this plays out. >> But she's she's just your type. She's tall. She's leggy. She's got tattoos. >> She's mouthy. >> She's a bunch of rocks. >> Uh, she's Walgreens this morning. There's nobody else in the store but me. I was like dancing down the aisles. >> We already established the first time we watched this video that she was beyond redemption for anybody. >> I don't know. >> That is true. That is true. >> I've never seen this one, so how would I know? >> If you paid attention to the newsletter. >> Uh Judy says, "This one seems fun." Yes, she seems fun. And Judy is the best character witness there is. >> Yes, >> she knows these people >> and sideline reporter. She's also the best sideline reporter. >> Yes. Remember Doritos? >> Yes. Yes. Doritos is the wonder of uh Parson. >> Parson says he thinks she's a stripper. >> I believe that is correct. >> So should we uh folks put And she uh she's parsonw worthy. >> No making uh homemade manakotti later. You want to swing by? Uh, thank you the damn CA lawyer for the 200 uh, THB test super chat. Uh, that I think that >> that goes uh to like >> $320 something. >> Is it $11? Did you already >> I'm guessing I'm guessing. >> Okay. Okay. to USD. Let's see. That's a whole Let's see. 200. Uh, that's a whole 15 or $6.15. >> Awesome. >> Thank you. >> Very nice. Very generous. >> Nice. >> Thank you. >> Can't wait if you're not in it. And remember folks, uh this does not replace our show tonight. This is just a test run. Uh we are testing out the reream software. We'll be out of here as soon as this video is over. But uh thank you Judy for the 30. Well, thank you Judy. See it doesn't do these right now. She just says 0031 cents. So yeah. Uh, let's try this over here. >> Walking outside. Come on, sir. >> Hey, leave. Do not touch him. >> What are you doing? >> Gymnastics. >> Stand up and walk. >> If you don't get up and leave, you're going to go to jail. >> Come on, we'll just do that one. >> I'm going to make it easy. >> Stop. Stop. >> You see why I said she's crazy? Come on. Be an adult. >> He's not call this dead. >> I'll call you back. >> All right. Problem solved. >> Slice. Slice. Mother. >> Hello, mother. Hi. How you doing? It's we come and take a toilet bowl. Jump on this beat like a mother. Oh, >> I wonder if we're going to get a >> Antonio Brown fan. Yeah. >> Yeah. I wonder if we're we're going to somehow they'll find a new way to limit us cuz they they recognize the tone. >> Could be. >> Okay. Hopefully she just keeps out of tune. >> We didn't we didn't last time we played this, >> but uh she seems fun. She seems fun. Yes, she seems very fine. >> She seems a perfect match for Mr. Parson as we go into Dearly Beloved. >> Dearly Beloved, we're gathered here today to marry off this wonderful rapper stripper uh mother of three probably to Parson, our dear dear friend Parson who's lonely and says, "Oh, I want some of that. Dear rapper stripper person, do you take Parson to be your lovely wedding YouTube husband? >> Yes to the yes to the yes. >> Parson, do you take this lovely woman to be your lovely wedding? You two spouse. She does gymnastics. >> I love her. She is my wife. >> By the power vested in me by the Guam Department of Sanitation and Leaf Blowing, I now pronounce a YouTube husband and wife you make as the bride. >> Yay. Yo, baby, give me some of that. Yay. >> You know, I don't question people often, but all of ours has just been tested. >> Gave me some of that. That sounds sexy. Who's that? Maybe I should marry her, too. >> Uh, person says, "Hell yeah." I think it means hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> Hell yeah. Mother like me. Jackson probably did. >> Find out where you living. Kill him at the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Kill him kitchen. >> We going in. >> We going in. And I'mma go hard. >> Drew the shorty. >> First off, >> I walked out. I saw. Yep. Soprano. >> Hello, mother. Hey. Hi. How you doing? Baby come. Take the urine. >> Is that the scripture? The Bible >> from Michael Brown's diary. You little >> I read it. >> I thought that was a Lil Wayne song. >> Hello, mother. Hey. Hi. How are you doing? >> I guess my shirt >> right here. Ready? >> Yeah. >> You want to shoot battery charges for her to talk to you? >> Yeah, because I just fell. You better not say I hit anybody. I collapsed. Oh no. >> Oh no. >> He's leaving, bro. >> Oh boy. Okay. >> Oh boy. >> Andy, do you have anything in your pockets going to poke me, harm me, or blow me up? >> Double glove, baby. >> No, thank you. >> I love my Say hi. >> Yes. >> Are you taking me to Emily Oliver? >> Emily Oliverity County. No, we we do crime first. If you >> Why did you take me to jail? >> Resisted. >> We asked you to leave the property. You didn't want to leave the property. Then you touched somebody and then you fell on the ground like a child. >> Nicole sees not be an adult. Now you're going to go to jail for trespass after warning. You're probably resisting. [Music] >> Yeah, we could have had that conversation. My parents could have sold me as a kid. Why did my parents have to sex shop? >> I don't Can you hear why my parents have to sex? We could have had an adult conversation, but you >> Oh, you could have been a mother gangster. >> Nobody wants to hear it. >> There you go. >> Oh, good lord. >> There you go. >> Good lord. >> See, she's ready for the honeymoon. She's just >> I know. I Cushings on this >> charming to the left. So, so you're saying you're calling dibs for tomorrow's wedding? >> No, I am just Peter Cushings from Star Wars. >> Okay. Oh, well, >> all I know class >> class. That's right. >> Only the finest. Only the finest. Yeah. It's >> a Florida girl at a Publix, you know. >> Yes. That's right. Uh, I want to say hello to everybody who we can finally see watching on Twitter right now. Uh, also everybody on YouTube and if we had someone on Facebook, they'd be uh, delighted by our presence, I'm sure. But right now, we do have folks on uh, X. I supposedly can see your comments if you put them in. I just can't reply, X people. So, if you want to say hi, say hi. For the first time, we can actually see you allegedly. Uh, other than that, let's go back to the video and then we'll get out of here as I am hungry, >> hungry, >> hungry, hungry right now. >> And he's a little hungry. >> Hungry. >> Medical for what? What does she do? We were there for she was drunk, but she was just >> We asked her if she needed to help. If I asked her if she was suicidal, she said I was sex trafficking. You >> I don't have to listen. She had nothing to want concern of welfare check. >> So then I asked her if she wanted to have a conversation outside. Then it turned into hostile. So no, we just trespass her. >> And she had no problem. >> And then she refused. >> She had no problem shopping. So she was normal. >> I didn't mean that. I just >> Oh, no. >> I don't care about Oh, I thought you meant like >> No, bro. BA's out the door. >> No, she she she missed that one. >> That that flew out the door about 30 seconds ago. >> No, no, that's not what I meant. I just meant like I hope >> I would just tell the jail. If you tell the jail she's uncooperative, they'll get you out of her car faster. >> Yep. >> Cuz she is uncooperative. >> Is this your first ride along? >> No. >> Oh, okay. What are you here for? If you don't mind me asking. >> You friends with Eddie or? >> No, I'm just doing a ride along. I'm trying to get in today. >> Hell yeah, man. Welcome. >> Forward to >> this. We do a lot of crazies. >> Uhoh. >> She is facing charges of trespassing and obstruction. >> Be sure to subscribe for more videos like this. >> Oh, I got to get the toughest grandma ever. >> Might play that later. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Video of Gia. Another video of Gia. >> Yeah. I was embarrassed. was. >> Yes. And uh essential scams. Yes. Whoop. We'll we'll save that for later. Uh folks, just want to thank you all. Whoops. How G she is in the big window. >> Yes. >> Well, she is the owner, so >> Yep. >> That's right. She is the owner. >> Look at them ears. Look at them ears. >> Uh Judy, yes, I can >> dog. >> Yes, Judy. I can imagine you meeting her on a ride along. Uh I can also imagine you doing a Puma County ride along and videoing it for the channel, especially when there's a 99.9% chance that they'll be arresting Reluctant Profit or Lane Myers. So >> yeah. >> Yeah. It's just >> Can can you imagine though if they did arrest uh arrest reluctant prophet and uh not G but Judy's on the right along like >> that would be hilarious hair lady. >> I knew you were mean lady here. >> I knew you were >> I knew it. >> All part of the plan. >> You're just a tyrant. You're a bootlicker. Mean gray-haired lady. It's a conspiracy. I knew you were working for the cops. >> Yeah, this guy's probably >> journalism. I am journalism. >> Uh, Reluctant Prophet is back though. He is uh he has done a couple of either streams or videos or something. Judy says, "Don't you go >> hold on." Judy says, "Don't you go tempting me with a good time, Jim." So, >> yeah. So, Judy with the ride along. That's right. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, I I do want to thank everyone of you uh for being here with us. We are going to do another one of these tests tomorrow with Pope Phil in the big seat. I'll be a panel member >> in charge. Yes. Yes. >> We're We're back at our normal time tonight at 8:00. We will be using Reream. Uh I don't know. Oh, I like this. It seems to be fine. >> Me, too. >> I I thought the chat taking up uh such a sizable portion was going to be a problem, but I actually like it >> cuz you can actually read it. Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Instead of being just a tiny corner over on uh Streamyard, now you can actually see what people It's going to be a pain in the ass when people are coming into spam, though. So, uh, I'll have to be quick on the draw to get rid of things, >> but, uh, yeah, I I I'm sure that our wonderful mods can also handle that. >> Yeah. >> What if they're spamming nice things? >> Yeah. >> Like, and I can't go to chat now, so everybody knows I can't go over to chat to do anything. You guys are all in charge now. Yes. >> Anything anyway? >> Oh, you could. >> I don't I don't get rid of people. I just say be nice or chill out or >> just enjoy your your time at work. Well, we'll you will be missed. >> Yes. And there will be a recording waiting for you when you get home. So, we'll be here for you. Uh right now we have to test out the uh way to get rid of all these wonderful people. I mean uh uh >> our closing theme. Let's see. How do I do this? Let's see. Share. Let's put everybody on mute except for Pope Phil. And yeah, of course. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good afternoon everybody. Please come back for tonight's show.