advocate for the homeless, free-range grandmother, and self-described sovereign citizen Reagan Benson was found guilty by a jury of her peers on Thursday after a two-day trial for a single charge of violating Colorado Revised Statute 18-9-313 section 2.7. Oh, boy. The statute reads it is unlawful for a person to knowingly make available on the internet personal information about a protected person or the protected person's immediate family if the dissemination of personal information poses an imminent and serious threat to the protected person's safety or the safety of the protected person's immediate family and the person making the information available on the internet knows or reasonably should know of the imminent and serious threat. Benson was charged with the crime after a September live stream where she advocated for a pig roast at the house of Denver Police Commander Joel Bell's house and requested his real address from her side chat which then made the information available. Bell filed a complaint against Benson and while it took a few days for the warrant to be issued a warrant was issued and Bell sought a protective order against Benson. Benson was informed by her lawyer that there was a warrant for her arrest and she turned herself in to the police on another live stream on her channel. As previously reported leading up to the trial, Benson made numerous posts attacking the assigned judge in the case calling him out for his biases against her. The two-day trial saw the first day of the trial blocked from a public live stream due to the police officers testifying and fear for the safety of those officers. Benson herself highlighted the second day of testimony with a lively performance when questioned by her attorney only to retreat into a shell while questioned by the prosecution. Part of Benson's testimony included her statement that she had been previously doxxed and that the person who doxxed her included a real threat towards her children. Almost tearing up she recounted the fear she felt by that person's actions. Benson did not allow Commander Bell sympathy for her actions as she made it clear that the distribution of his information along with the pig roast comments were in jest and that no one in her chat would actually act on her command. The YouTuber had previously stated that she would be found guilty of the charge and would appeal it. Grounds for that appeal may be the fact that her attorney was not allowed to include the ongoing debate about the constitutionality of Colorado Revised Statute 18-9-213 2.7. The jury deliberated for a little under 2 hours before returning a verdict. Benson and her attorney were the first to return to the courtroom before the verdict was announced. She remained stoic as the verdict was read aloud and offered no real reaction as it was read. Benson's sentencing hearing is set for May 8th as Colorado Revised Statute 18-9-313 2.7 is a class one misdemeanor she could face up to 365 days in jail a $1,000 fine or both. Benson continues her personal recognizance bond until sentencing. This is a breaking news story. Thank you. Uh we got that out quickly. Uh Yeah. Uh Reagan Well done, Reagan. Uh thank you. Uh we we literally flew to get that out. Uh we had like an 90 minutes between production and it going live. So, uh Yeah. Well done. Well done. Well done. Uh Reagan went live afterwards. I've only seen a few minutes of it. Basically, she called the jury sheep. She didn't take responsibility for her actions. Uh Phil, are you messing with the room? I'm just putting the sound down, but Uh I will I'll do it. I can I can Look at it. See, you go medium, you press it to the top like this, and then you drag it down. There you go. Tada! It's gone. Sheep. Yes, they're all sheep. Sheeple. They're all sheep. Uh person, she did go live. She went live immediately after the verdict. Uh it's up on her channel. Uh Yeah. Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep. And she'll win on appeal, I'm sure. Uh-huh. Oh. I'm sure I'm sure you are. How's that work for DMA? How's that work for DMA? Well, DMA's in the news, too, but let's finish off with Reagan today. They they uh the trial itself yesterday, like it said, she did not uh they did not air it because the police uh were were on video and there were concerns due to her fans' previous threats towards them. So, uh today it was her and an attorney that had previously worked for her. She literally didn't help herself. The attitude. It was the attitude. Uh-huh. >> Snark. Yep. Uh when she was uh when she was there talking about the where the the the private area that the the police go to to uh park the cars. Well, that's a gated [clears throat] community. They have a gated community. None of us normies are allowed in there. I mean, stuff like that Yeah. Stuff like that gets the jury to go what the hell is wrong with this person? Yep. And yeah, she just she she didn't even try to connect with the jury. She tried to connect with her attorney but as the prosecutor pointed out in his closing arguments when she she would say things to the attorney or to her attorney but then uh when asked the or to recount the same things by the prosecution, she would clam up and basically uh tell them it didn't happen or she couldn't recall or whatever, the same facts you know, that she had just talked about 2 seconds earlier. Yep. Nope, I'm not talking. I I got nothing for you. So. Yeah. Yeah. Reagan's just a piece of work. [ __ ] I believe the the word you were looking for is [ __ ] Piece of Uh something. It it it piece of something. Uh she just she didn't help herself. It it's the arrogance. It it's same thing with Kelly. You know, it's the arrogance. Getting on the stand, she knows best. She does she doesn't have to be humble because these people are beneath her. Yep. That's what it feels like. Yep. >> These people you know, you're all peons. That's the way I act in court when I'm on the stand. When you know, the stalking it's like, really, you people? Really? You're going to judge me? You people are peons. You people don't know anything. Yep. Uh how dare they put me on trial? Yep. I've been arrested 15 times. It's a conspiracy against me. >> Yep. You know they're trying to kill me. They're going to put me in jail to kill me. And But when she but when she does something, it's just in jest. Yes, it's just in jest. This whole piggy thing, have a pig roast to make sure his address is disseminated. What killed her uh what killed her really is they pointed out that she was given an address and she said, "No, I don't think that's real. I need you guys to find the real address." Right. And somebody put the real address in chat and she she told them to go there and have their pig roast. And that by the definition of the statute, it didn't need the pig roast part. By putting it out, Yep. that's the guilt. You know, uh well, no, I will correct myself because part of the statute says that the person has to be in fear or in imminent danger. And you know, even though Commander Bell is in fact a cop, his wife isn't. His kids. And they live at that house. Right. >> Right. Uh she discounted uh yeah, it was it was a month after the assassinations of public figures in Minnesota. Uh thank you, Dave, for the $10 super chat. Uh hold on, let me see if I can There we go. I have served on a couple of juries. Uh less than 2 hours for a conviction. Took us most of 30 minutes just to go to the bathroom and start to read over jury instructions. Ouch. Rush for time. Yeah, uh that the 2 hours that they that they were out, that included lunch. And they didn't have court-provided lunch. So, they had to go get their own lunches and come back and deliberate. So, it may have been more like 45 minutes of deliberation and conviction. So, she did this entirely to herself. And I knew the the night she did this, uh she has spun it so many ways cuz I watched it live. And when she did this, you could just see it in her eyes that she she she knew she [ __ ] up. Right. And she knew this one was a bad one. Yep. And from her spinning, her spinning was worse than my 8-year-old nephew trying to get out of uh of a punishment. You know, I wasn't serious. I didn't care. Nobody would really go to his house and kill him. And why did you See, I don't buy any of I don't buy any of these people and they know that their audience is unhinged. They know that there's a possibility this is going to happen. And the reason that they that you know that is they're all concerned about it after they do it. Like, oh [ __ ] I shouldn't have done this. Uh yeah, uh NCR says that yeah, NCR had to leave because of he's having a tornado watch in his area. We're going to get that storm later tonight. So, yeah. >> I told you not to I told him not to take Zoe. I told him bad things happen when you take small dogs. Yep. Now a tornado is going to whisk him away. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. So, uh back to Reagan. She already announced this week that she was going to be found guilty and that she would be appealing. She also announced this week that she, due to medical conditions, she was going to be taking a step back from homeless outreach. Hmm, she did same thing last year about this time when she was in trouble. Uh she says she cannot help the homeless anymore in Denver. And she said she yeah, uh it was day before yesterday she said she was in court uh trying to help three homeless men and it was just a waste of time. That the men didn't need help weren't going to get any help from her. The the system was too broken. The police are out to kill everyone. It was just a litany of excuses that in Denver. Yes. Yes. Complete are out to kill everyone in >> Kill all all well, all the homeless people and they're out to kill Reagan Benson specifically. in Denver. Okay. in Denver. Uh Yes. They are out to kill Reagan Benson. That's what she keeps saying over and over and over again. Okay, good. So, yeah, it's it's very very I mean, according to her, she is public enemy number one in all of these areas. Wow. Her ego is out of control. Uh no, NCR, if you really want to uh fight the uh tornado, you got to stand on your roof doing cantations uh holding a hatchet. It's a hatchet, not a sword. The hatchet not a sword. A hatchet, not a sword. Uh yeah. It was a Uncle Brown who who Oh, no, it was a I think it was Uncle Brownie in uh Reservation Dogs who stood on the roof and fought fought the tornado. Yep. And then thought he was dead and walked around very naked for the next two episodes. Yes. Yes. Yes, Reservation Dogs is awesome. It is hilarious. It is hilarious. Yes. It is one of the best shows on Hulu right now if you can find it. Uh yeah, so Reagan just I don't get it. I I really don't. This all me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. Which brings us to our favorite me me, Chilly DeCastro was in the room at the time in in her chat in the actual in the court's chat during the hearing. Okay. Making things about him. >> [laughter] >> I'm so bored. I'm so bored. Yes. A- and yes, he is so bored, Gia. You're exactly right. Yes. He was bitching that he'll get his channel back tomorrow night. And if he only had his channel, he'd be going live right now re-streaming the court even though there was a scroll on the bottom of the screen sort of like our uh scroll here saying if you re-stream this, you're going to go to jail. We will put you >> No, re-streaming Chilly. Re-stream that. Re-stream that. Y- you can't re-stream it now because they've already they took it down the second it was over. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's one of those streams. Yeah, I think a lot of courts are. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the New Mexico stream where uh except they never came uh after us for re-streaming it. Uh yes, Chilly talked to Person in chat and Person was kissing Chilly's butt just to be Person. Yep. Uh You were just trying to get You were just trying to get the game that you paid for. I know it. I know it. I know it. Uh he never did pay He He admitted he never did pay for the game. Oh, you lying bastard. Yep. He never paid for the game. So, he owes me uh his new manifold or plaque or whatever the hell it is. Uh Chilly is up to 19 plaques sold as well. >> Wow. Wow. 19. 19. And that includes He hasn't sold a single one in a couple of days. He hasn't sold a double one in a couple of days. But over the last 2 days, he has sold two of the triple packs. Ooh. Wow. I I kind of want someone to buy me uh two of the triple packs so we can make uh oars out of them. And and we'll put Phil in a boat. Ooh. And and Phil Phil and and NCR in a boat. How about that? No, yes. We're with double oars. >> them to clean out the litter boxes. You can put them You can put us in a in a rowboat on a river. We'll go down the yellow river and we'll be happy. >> No, no. No, I don't I want you to be on a lake that doesn't that doesn't have a flow so you can use the oars made out of his plaques to get across the lake. Yeah. And we have six of them because cuz you're going to go through those things right and left. Well, we're going to we're going to do it on Crystal Lake. Yep. Okay. We'll go out into the middle of Crystal Lake cuz nothing bad happens there. Yeah, nothing ever ever happens. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Uh yeah, we we we want yeah, we want and we want to make sure that the uh that the uh game commission comes and pulls you guys over so you can know what to do. Yes. We need to do more of that cuz they have always the best arrests. Okay. Well, well, well, well, well. I don't know if NCR is allowed back in Florida. >> Yeah, that's true. That's true. I'm not sure that he he served his probation. That's true. Yeah, yeah, we don't know We don't know if he's in Florida. I wasn't supposed to mention that. I wasn't supposed to mention why NCR had to leave Florida of all places in disgrace. Yes. Uh We had a little bit of chilly news. We covered most of of this last night. He got his motion to extend. Thank you Dave for the $5 super chat. Uh Has he sold enough to move to a shack and not live in the back of a commercial property? No. No, he has made a little less than $1,000 in the past week and a half off of his manifolds or plaques or whatever. He has to go back to dancing. He may have to go back to dancing, Chili. Yeah. Yeah, these I mean what the hell? He took the cop card. Nobody wanted the damn cop card. No one cared about that product. So what did he do? He took it and made it 10 sizes larger and is charging like five times the price for it. Right. So and you only get one of them for $39. material Yes. governor government, not governor government, well that's right. government, yes. He's going to be government material. Yes. the whole government Yeah, he's government material. Uh yeah, so he he got his extension and he got early discovery to serve the John Does. Uh yeah. So let's see if he actually tries to get the John Does information this time. As Merb was explaining on his video yesterday, he probably uh tried it and he was trying to wave the fee for it and they probably came back with um Nope. a couple of thousand dollars as a fee for everything he wanted. I mean he had he said there were 20 cops there, so that would be 20 cops body cams from that day. Uh that alone is a few thousand dollars. Uh yeah. He wanted the fees to be waived, but he cited according to Merb a law that is has been repealed. So Yeah. Poor Chili. Uh we're going to wrap up news in a second, but speaking of Merb, Merb got attacked by Froater Troll yesterday. Froater Troll says that Merb is 100% wrong about the spoliation issue in the Cordova versus Froater Troll uh case and that the judge has settled it and sided with him. So it's perfectly okay to destroy 1,700 videos. Okay. Yes. Merb countered not citation needed. Merb countered by saying that's not how this works and you were wrong. And Froater Troll put up post basically calling out other channels. I think we're included in the other channels Yes. for allegedly spreading disinformation about settled parts of the case. And all I can say is we go by what we see in the case and nothing's been settled in that case. You know, Jim, you know that we go by what our owner demands that we do. And Gia demands that we are fake news. Uh-huh. So so everything is Gia's fault. Uh-huh. Yeah. I can live with that. >> Everything is 100% Gia's fault. I can live I can live with that. I can. Now now uh We need a super chat, any super chat, $2, $1, anything. And let's marry Anna NCR off to Netflix actress arrested for aggravated drunk driving in New Mexico. Two bucks, two bucks, that's all it takes and we'll marry off Mr. NCR. He is in the room with us right now and he is alive. Dying dying to marry this woman. Dying to marry this woman. >> dying All it will take two super chat and Mr. NCR will be married off to a real legitimate Netflix actress. Yeah. I mean we should have gone with Skinner man. Oh well. Hello. Hi. My name's Officer Justin Gilbert of the Ventura Police. The reason why I stopped you today is someone called you as a very bad driver. I did get lost. Okay, where are you headed to today? I'm headed to Ventura. I'm a very bad driver. I had to turn around and yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. That's okay. Um they also said you were hitting the curb. Thank you Pants for the $20 super chat. Any chat? But wait, I was against this whole marriage without consent business. I'm confused, but I was told to super chat, so here we are. I obey. Thank you Pants. Good Pants. Good Pants. So So Pants, cover your ears. Cover your ears, Pants, as Pope dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for a very special occasion as Pants has been a very very good boy. We married off our wonderful Netflix actress who is not even a B superstar, but a B superstar to a wonderful A-lister NCR. [clears throat] Ooh. Unknown actress from Netflix, do you take our worldwide famous NCR to be your lawfully wedded YouTube husband? I love him. NCR, do you take this lovely unknown Netflix actress to honor, cherish, and the lawyers standards because she's an A-lister and you're an A-lister? Damn I hate you. I'm going to get you back. I hate you. I hate everybody. I hate this storm. I hate everybody. Everybody is angry. Everybody's mean to me. I just want to be miserable. And I do. By the power vested in me by the Wizard of Oz tornado machine and Stack Bar, I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. May the tornado take NCR to his long lost love. Uh thank you Sergeant for the $9 9 99 cent super stash super chat. Starting to find a purchase Chili's new and improved cop cards and plaques. >> [laughter] >> And then we'll put the review. Yes. Uh thank you Dave for the $2 super chat. I obey. Did Pants go mormish? I believe he I believe I believe he meant to say mormish. Mormish. I don't know, but uh There's a guy There's a guy in Washington. There's a guy in Washington who who gets all excited and everything. He said multiple vehicles uh towed away and when everything gets pulled over, he keeps going I'm mormish. I'm mormish. The card says moops. Moops. Moops. Moops. and things like that. No. No. Okay. Um do you have a driver's license? Mhm. Do you have a driver's license? Uh-huh, I do. And I am required to ask any alcohol this evening? No. Okay. Any prescription drugs or anything like that? Um okay, give me a few minutes. Make sure you stay in the vehicle or anything like that, okay? Okay. Uh Becca, what are you taking photos of? I don't want to know and if it's Griffy, it won't fit in the camera. Just saying. It's not as big as It's not as big as Caruso's, but it's Australian, so there you go. Give me a follow on Twitter. 1110 fire away, Seymour. What's up, bro? What's up, my brother? I had a feeling that he's got to be stirring up. I was just telling Custin, I was like, "Dude, I bet I bet she went all the way down." Uh but anyways, so when I saw her right here, she was coming eastbound. She She definitely drifting way out of her lane as she approached this turn. Um stopped. I I smelled a lot of perfume and cigarette smoke. Perfume >> When I got a little closer and I leaned Just like you. Yep. You really leave a lot of regret. Um she said she came from her house. She's going to a friend here somewhere. The reason why she went off Shiloh is cuz she got lost. Okay. Um that's uh that's all I have so far. Is it Angela? Yes. Hi Angela. I'm Officer Uh thank you, Peter, for the $2 super $2 Australian super chat. No. Marrying NCR to Karen Benson. Oh. Uh let's make this one fast, dearly beloved. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for the marriage of fast and spiritual occasion to remarry of our NCR to the wonderful Karen Benson. This of Denver. Do [clears throat] you take NCR to be your lovely wedded husband and honored Karen Benson to stand in him to go serve the homeless? He could be my present, [ __ ] I won't take him home otherwise. NCR, do you take Karen Benson to be your lovely wedded husband and honored Karen Benson to go help serve her needs? Come on, Jim. I know where you live. I'm going to kill you all. I'm going to kill you all. I don't like this. I'm going to send an alligator. Why do you keep an alligator? Yeah. Karen Benson and me, Bonnie. Peter in the general metro area who's planned to get rid of Karen Benson. I know for now she YouTube a little bit in the life. Uh thank you, everyone. Thank you for We are fulfilling his very fantasies right here right now. >> happy. Going to be so >> Better call Chile. NCR has about 135 wives at any one point in time. >> does. Yeah. They're lined up around the house. Yep. They're only temporary and they expire at midnight, so. Yep. Yep. Uh this is why he can't make it down the stairs to the basement right now even though there's a tornado watch because all the wives are down there. Yep. >> And he would rather risk the tornado. Yep. They're waiting for him to cuddle. I'm with the arrest cuz this is DVI unit. So, did the other officer tell you why we're here today? Um they said that somebody called in uh I wasn't driving correctly. This is an actor. They called you in as a drunk driver. >> Who the hell is that? Yeah, she's not maintaining her lane. She's a Netflix actress. Where are you Where are you coming from tonight? I'm coming from work. I work at Netflix and I'm going to a Oh, she works at Netflix. What time did you get off of work? But she's an actress, though. Um like See, Netflix actress arrested. >> 10:00 is she Is that when you got off? What have you been doing for the past hour and a half or 2 hours and a half? Um drinking gin. Talked in the parking lot and then we talked and Gave a couple PJs. >> [laughter] >> Have you had any alcohol to drink today? Not yet. Not yet. Typical night. Not yet. Not yet. So, right now, if I were to give you a breath test for alcohol, would you blow zeros? Yes. Okay. So, what's the reason for the driving? Um I don't know. I'm going to a friend's house. I'm tired. Because he girl. pulled over. Yeah, they get you're driving pretty bad and the other officer said while he was behind you too, you were swerving all over the road. But you said you're willing to do some tests just to make sure you're good to drive. Okay, let's go and step out. Let me just Let me make sure you're good to drive. Let's go to uh the sidewalk over here. Yeah, you can close it real quick. Let's go. Kind of Let's go to like this square right here. This one right here. All right. Going to stand on this one. And then go ahead and face me. Going to place your heels and toes touching. Oh my god. I've never done this Going to place your head straight up. >> god. Stay like that unless I tell you to move. Do you understand? Okay. Couple quick questions for you. Do you have any trouble drinking anything? Okay, you never never going to be dying on this one. Okay, do you wear contacts or glasses? Um I do. Which one? Glasses or contacts? I I wear glasses and I wear both of them. Contacts. Okay. Can you see the tip of my finger? Okay. Do you I know you mentioned the the tissue thing, so is that going to affect your ability to walk in a straight line or stand on one leg? Probably not, but it it affects my eyes. It affects your eyes? What What's going on with your It's like um Uh I don't know what a fake handle is, Parson. Fake hand No. No. Family show. Handle. Wink. Wink. >> Okay, I was in Biggins' chat. We were talking about counterfeit girls and I put in handy and it came up handy. And so he came over here and snitched on me in his >> [laughter] >> Discord and said Gia is giving fake handy handles. >> [laughter] >> He is a snitching [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Parson. You're giving out fake handy. Yep. Parson. Parson, I will tell you this. The real candy is soft and luscious. Oh. >> I got it. It is soft. >> Yeah, it doesn't know handy. For some reason it doesn't know handy. >> Okay. It It affects my eyes. Have you been diagnosed with a form of nystagmus or anything like that? >> Yes. What kind of nystagmus have you been diagnosed with? Um strabismus. Strabismus. Strabismus and So, I just strabismus and um cerebellum. Strabismus? Yeah, strabismus. I think he's trying to say that the tissue Strabismus in my eyes. It affects your eyes. It does. Okay. Um Yeah. Oh, please, Jim. Do you have any other physical impairments that might prevent you from walking, turning, or standing on one leg? Um Oh, strabismus. Okay. I don't think so. Okay. No surgeries to knees, nothing crazy like that. I have a rare disease called Dercum's disease and that Dercum's disease. >> It's like I have a rare disease called polycythemia vera. more severe. Like Okay. Like Okay. Dercum's skin. I'll let you do it. Okay, that will Like you can feel the um tumors. Okay. Right here. But that's not going to affect your ability to stand on one leg or turn. >> Well, it does because it affects my whole body, but no, No, it doesn't. I can do whatever you want right now because I have my meds. No, it doesn't. Look, I I want to make sure that what's going on in your body doesn't affect the tests. I want to make sure. So, you need to tell me like, "Hey, officer." >> Yeah, okay. I can't then. I can't then because it might. Okay. So, then that's the case, I don't want your physical impairment to basically Then refuse and go blow, baby. distinguish between the impairment and the the injury, okay? Okay. So, do me a favor, though. So, I am going to check your eyes. I understand you said you you've been diagnosed with a few things. So, let me just check your eyes. Let me see if I can see any kind of nystagmus. Just keep uh follow the tip of my finger. Just don't move your head, though, okay? Okay. So, you don't have any kind of resting nystagmus. Oh, she was lying. Uh it's not lying, Jim. It's called acting. She's an actor. Yes. >> Is the light bothering your eyes? A little bit, but not like huge. Incursor eye test. Up and down for me, okay? Incursor eye test. Just your eyes. Got it. Do me a favor, just keep your head tilted like that down and just your eyes. One more time. >> Gia said go blow. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I said it. I said it. So, I know you said you're not drunk. When's the last time you had alcohol? >> I tell it to her all the time. I could blow. Gia said go blow. I'm claiming to in a second. Gia said go blow. Gia while I was in the dish for the dish for a while. Like 5 hours. 5 hours ago? Yeah. Um how much did you have to drink 5 hours ago? One drink. One drink? I I am allergic to wine. I'm allergic to any sulfites. And beer's gross. >> What? So, Do you like the fruitier stuff? Yeah. Is that what you had today? I did have a um pina colada like 4 hours ago. Okay. Without looking at the clock I know you have a clock on you, but what time do you think it is right now? I don't know. It is like 11:30. 11:30? Okay. Um I know you said earlier that you'd be willing to do a little portable breathalyzer. Are you still wanting to do one? Let me grab it real quick. Pina colada. You like dancing in the rain? So, now you work at Netflix? I do. What do you do over at Netflix? I'm an actress. An actress. Extra or Mostly. Mostly um Yeah, you look like an actress. >> I'm in there sometimes when it's like really good. >> Yeah. Can I get a drink for my tea? Um I'm going to let I'll let him. What was your question? I I was just getting a drink for my tea. No, in a little bit. Do you Do you have anything inside your mouth, nothing like that? No, like you know, doozens or anything? Nope. Okay, perfect. Her Long Island Iced Tea? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, well, in which case, yes. Chug it all. Chug it all. And like as far as I know I mentioned medication and you said you don't do weed. Um nothing like no like no >> Every once in a while I do I smoke weed. When's the last time you smoked weed? Like two nights ago. Like What about any kind of any kind of anxiety medication, muscle relaxers, Xanax, anything like that? I take Ativan for You should not be drinking stress on Ativan. Um panic attacks. When's the last time you took the Ativan? This morning. Okay. Yeah, you should not be drinking on Ativan. Probably one. 1 o'clock? Okay. But I'm not doing anything wrong. >> Well, you can drink with that. We just want to make sure you're okay. Take a deep breath in. Well, yeah, exactly. It makes you It makes you goofy. It does. So, put the whole straw in your mouth like this. Let me restart real quick. So, you're going to put the kind of like up to there, not the whole whole thing. Hold on. Let me get that restart. I never did that. You're going to have to do a little So, a deeper breath and then a continuous strong flow. All right, take it out. Let me It's uh So, you're kind of putting your lips barely on it. Okay. Kind of put It's broke it. Like up to there. I'm sorry, I haven't done it. Wrap your lips around it, baby. Okay. But take [laughter] a deep breath. You broke it. I'm about to drink. Okay, take the deep breath in now. This way I can drink. Take the deep breath in now and then put at least some of it in your mouth. Go go go go go. So, you're going to have to having a little trouble. So, put the whole thing Oh my god. So, put it in Put the whole thing in your mouth. >> What you're going to do is you're going to put it there. The whole thing in. Yeah. >> And then once it's in your mouth, then you're going to blow. But blow like a Should I leave you and Phil alone? No. >> And I'll tell you when to stop, okay? Okay. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. Almost. We almost had it. You're still not putting it in your mouth though. You're still not putting it in your mouth. Just put it in your mouth. Okay. Put it in your mouth. Hold your breath. You're good. You're good. And put it in your mouth. In your mouth, baby. In your mouth. You're not putting it in your mouth. >> is magical lover? So, that uh what you did in the end is good. But you're in the beginning you're not doing it. Oh, that's you? That is me. What is it? Okay, why are you here twice? Your lips are actually blocking the air. So, you're blocking that airway with your lips. You're going to have to put the thing in your mouth and then blow. Okay. So funny. I'm sorry. This is so funny. Go go go go go go go go go go go go Yeah, she's she's she's failing. >> this time unless you want to try one more time, but I'm having trouble with it. Do you want to try one more time or are you done with this? I've been drinking >> And as you know she is It's It's not reading it cuz she's never blown it well. So, do me a favor, just keep your hands to your side. Cuz before you were blowing in your mouth. Cram and blow up all the balloons for NCR's wedding. Put your hands on it. Put Put your mouth on it. Blow Yep. Blow. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. Okay. We're going to stop with that. Her face is shaking her ass. So, what's your highest level of education? Um I have an associate's degree and half a bachelor's. Okay. Do you know how to count to 100? I do. Okay. Do you know your ABCs? I got three quarters of a way. >> we're going to do is do the ABCs first, okay? So, what I want you to do Okay, so she's got one year of associates and a bachelor's. Well, no, half half of the associates See, I I got the GI Bill from my dad being 100% disabled. So, I took four years to get my associates cuz I took every computer course I could get. Ah. Everything cuz that's when Windows was exploding. So, yeah, it was. So, I basically stayed and stayed and stayed because it was a better experience and got me to work for AOL than getting a bachelor's degree. Uh we went I I I went on and transferred to an English degree, but I never finished it for a reason because I had all that qualifications from the associates uh with the microcomputer stuff that got me a job at AOL. I didn't need to go back. Right. on and and finish my my English degree, which I would have never used cuz I barely know English as Pants tells me every morning. Uh my first language is gibberish, not English, and I admit that freely. R Q in the correct order, not backwards, cuz I can't Do you love your new bed? >> start with the letter I. So, we got a new bed today. I J K L M N O P Q. Uh yes, better call Chili Windows 3.1. >> what I want you to do is I want you to start with the number 47. Count down to the number 19. 47 count down to 19. 48 47 46 45 44 43 You missed a number. >> [laughter] >> You missed a number. 41 40 39 38 You got to make sure you don't drop that sleeve a little lower. 47. No, I'm sorry. It was count down. 35 30 4 33 32 31 30 38 30 31 >> 7 6 Okay. 5 4 3 2 1 What? 39 [laughter] Did you say 39? 19. 19 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 Oh. >> 19 Uh >> [laughter] >> No. No. 13 12 No. No. Wait. No. Next is the finger dexterity, okay? So, just pay attention to my hands for me. Just keep your hands to your side. So, this is your starting position. Better call Chili. is asking. It's like a poof. It's a giant poof that I got on Amazon. It's just a giant donut with a poof in the middle. Her last one was trashed. So, I bought her a new one. Oh, you're talking about Joey's bed. He >> Joey's bed. Not my bed. Yeah, cuz he got a temper peeing. No, I have an heirloom. My mattress, as Phil knows, my mattress is an heirloom, which is heaven. Yes. >> A king, yes. And if you see a nude spread out on top of it, it is even more fun. Okay, back to I'm going to show you what one pass looks like. I need you to do this counting out loud. [laughter] Just keep your hands to your side, okay? Cuz I want to make sure you're you're looking. Okay. >> 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 Okay. So, from there and back was one pass. Okay. Do you have any questions about that? I need you to do four of those though. Okay. Four passes that I just showed you. I need you to do four of those, okay? Do you have any questions? No. Okay, you may begin. 1 2 3 4 1 2 That's not what he told you to do. Was that Was that four? That's not what he told you to do. Now she's on time. So, you're going to Is the angle correct? Yes, it is. So, Yeah, her bed >> what we're going to be at, right? So, Almost three years old. It was time. I couldn't take the cover off to wash it, so I got rid of it. >> out here, right? It's cuz you're not driving good. Somebody calls you in as a drunk driver. I don't get that then. Because you're not driving good. I don't get that. So, they're following you. They provide your license plate. They provide My heirloom is heaven. This officer over here gets behind you when you're going down King and again you're not maintaining your lane. So, then I get >> have been texting. But I get here. I'm not even texting. >> you have slurred speech. You have bloodshot watery eyes. I asked you earlier if you had consumed alcohol, you said no. I I got it. I'm playing along. But you then again when we're talking here, you said 5 hours ago you consumed alcohol. You Remember when I asked you what time it was? Your your internal clock is off. You're actually an hour off. So, >> Is it really? >> So, you're you're you're not your time your your perception of time isn't even correct right now. So, I I'm not even sure So, the thing is you go from not drinking alcohol, you said no? No, I didn't. Then you also said that you would drink 5 hours ago. I And then so this is the other part. So, you know how I can't you know how we can't do the walk those tests I showed you? The walk and turn and one leg stand? Since we can't do those, I expect you to do perfect on the ABCs, the numbers, and that finger dexterity. So, I expect you to do perfect on those. Which you did not do good. >> ABCs were good. I didn't know. >> Numbers were atrocious. And this was atrocious. >> [laughter] >> My my thing is if I can't if you can't do those tests, I expect you to do perfect on these. You did not do perfect. Okay. >> So, Angela, you're drunk. No, I'm not. You're drunk. It's my job as a DWI officer to identify that. >> Okay, what did it read? You weren't even able to provide anything though. But I you saw me. >> can go down to the station and we can try again. But right now you're under arrest so here's what's going He sucks at blowing. >> Wait, wait. My left shoulder is broken. >> Okay, I do see you have a car key. I'll get you. I've never done this before. Okay, I do see you had a I did see you had a scar on your your shoulder. >> Broken. Okay, so So, I'm going to give you two handcuffs that way it's a little more I'm broken. If if it starts to hurt your shoulder, just let me know, okay? I'm broken. I'll explain the process to you. It's I'll I'll keep you in the loop. Hey, don't move just yet. Angela, um Actually, I'm going to walk you to the car. Can you can you take a picture with my phone? Of what? >> [laughter] >> Um no. Being being arrested. >> This isn't exactly something to be proud of. Whoops. Oh, be right. Well, bring I clicked the wrong thing. Damn it, Jim. Oh my god. I'm all alone up here. Okay. Hold on. I was trying to close the chili window and it killed the whole 90 tabs. Yep. >> window. Nice job. Nice going. Nice going. Cuz I was checking the chili lawsuits and I went to close that tab and it closed the whole window. So, we'll be right back to drunk woman. But yes, she wanted a selfie while she was being arrested. Nice. That's mostly what she wanted. >> It'll go well with the rest of my head shots. When I have to apply for new work. Yes. Yes, the selfie. She should have just pulled out the selfie cam and Yeah. Yeah. Come on, 90 tabs open. 90 tabs. >> [laughter] >> Good lord. >> Oh my god. It's kind of like when Gia and Christine go out on a a night of drinking on the town. 90 tabs? Yeah. Yes, there are 90 tabs. I have Oh, that happens all the time. Yeah, I've got 90 tabs open. So, let's try closing this group. And let's try having enough RAM to go Now, mind you, I've got 64 gigs of RAM in this machine. And a giant 84-in monitor. Uh no, it's a 45-in old TV that I paid 200 bucks for over Christmas. Let's Oh, it's still >> aggravated by by drunk. No, if we ever if we ever make enough money off of one of these fundraisers, I will probably buy the uh Samsung Odysseys that that other guy had promised us. Oh, yeah. giant the giant monitors. Yeah. I I if I ever have money, I'll probably buy one of those because it's uh like 49 in of Yeah. The room's so small. Why would you do that? The room's so small. Why would you do that? The room's not small. [clears throat] This is the master bedroom of the house. Yeah, but you're so close to it. How do you watch that? Oh, I'm not close anymore. It I moved everything around. I'm like 2 and 1/2 ft away from it. I'm almost a almost most of a yardstick away from the the big screen. Yeah, it's all changed now. So, uh but no, this would be 49 in but not as tall, if you know what I mean. It it's wide but it's not tall. Girthy. It's girthy. It's girthy. Yeah. It's girthy. Yeah. It's girthy. He knows all about girthy. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. I'm drunk as [ __ ] Angela, um Actually, I'm going to walk you to the car. Can you can you take a picture with my phone? Of what? Um no. They'll believe you when they see the >> this isn't exactly something to be proud of, though, right? Whoa. Okay. Yes. This would be great for my You've been you've been nothing but nice and cooperative. >> turn off my car off? We'll turn off. Angela, go and step down right here. Watch your step. Watch your step. There you go. This would be great for my career. Let's walk to this car over here with this officer. This is the time when I played a happy drunk and was willing to be arrested. I'm going to search you real quick, Angela. Anything that's going to poke or stab >> all acting. >> Okay, so I'm going to empty anything out of your pockets. Acting. Ah. Ah. Do you have any kids? Yes, I do. Three. Okay, can I put your kid on now? How old are they? Um my youngest is 15 and special needs. Okay, does is he being taken care of right now? He is. By who? His father. Okay, so you all your kids are taken care of right now then? Yes. Okay, face me real quick. I'm going to take this off. Okay? That's my shirt. No, no, no. You're Oh, okay. Yes, go ahead. I'm going to leave this in the car, okay? Okay. Wow. Go and take a seat. >> I'm sorry, but her bra is shed. Oh my god, this is so weird. Oh. Ow. They're yeah, these seats are like these seats are horrible. I'll I'll roll the window Okay. Can I put my hands in front of me? So, we can't do that, though. But I I did give you So, I gave you two. It's going to be a little more comfortable, okay, Angela? Okay. Is there anything from your car that you want? My purse? [clears throat] Purse? Purse. Okay. Just let you know, there are certain things you can't take over to the jail. So, we are going to have to go through the jail. >> have anything. It It's like we can't take any nail clippers, food, anything like that. So, I I don't have anything. So, I have your permission to go grab your purse. Okay. Your phone your phone is in the purse as well? Hopefully. Okay. I will look purse. Do you want me to look for your phone? Yeah. My phone's in there. Yeah. So, if I just got work and then Yeah, it's horrible. What can I do to just Nothing. To to leave where? >> I have not drank. I have not done drugs. Mhm. I have I mean I I did >> I do? Plan to drink. Um What the story is there? So, I'll kind of explain the process now. So, now what's going to happen is we're going to go down to the police station. Okay. Uh I'm going to read you some stuff. If you want to provide a breath sample, you can try to provide one through that one. >> I Yeah, I I you saw me. The other one's a little more different, though. So, we'll try it again if you want to and then >> test. Uh if we need to get to that point, we can always get to that point and then you could potentially see the judge tomorrow. Okay. There is a chance cuz the judge does work tomorrow. I'm not making any promises, though. Um but there's a chance to kick it to you tomorrow morning. Okay? I don't understand what's going on. So, you're under arrest. Do you know where the the Bernalillo You know where Bernalillo is? No. Well, I know Bernalillo is right past Rio Rancho. Yeah, so there's a Walmart in Bernalillo. There's a there's a jail behind there. So, the jail's behind that Walmart. I'm going to jail? You're going to jail. Wow. >> Nada? Yeah, I got it. Can I have my phone? I see my pocket. Your phone in my wallet. Your phone in my wallet. What is this? Want to step out, Angela? I've never done this before. You see that door over there? Let's go walk to that door. I'm 87 and I wear a nicer bra than that. That's what you get. That was really good. We'll get those off, okay? And I'm down 17 from Monday. Take a right, please. No, I won't. All right, and then take a right after that. The bra's going to change, yeah. This one right here. And now left out that open door. Yeah. Over here. This [ __ ] elbows or whatever. Take a left. Yeah, that's still And there is a not this one. That one's gross. That's the gross. That. It's me, [ __ ] Natashie, let me see real quick. So, I'm going to take I'm going to put them up front, okay? front That's the monitor I want. I threw that inside the back. It's a drain. That's all I know. Uh-huh. So, when we go down to the station or the jail jail? You're going to have to go back behind the Yes. Are they going to test me before I go because So, this is what the This is the >> I feel confident that It's only 57 in. I feel confident. I feel confident. I feel pretty. Yeah, again, they're not only 57 in and 40 something. You do suck. That is for sure. And I haven't I wanted to drink, but now I don't want to drink so Go and take a seat in there. >> like she's got double joints like me. I wonder if he can do that move, too. I got the double-jointed elbows, yeah. Yep. He can do that move, too. Yep. I've never had the color before. Can we do that now? Like is there really like a one phone call thing? So, that's the phone call you can get at jail. I mean, I can I can try to give you your phone here after we're done with the process, but usually at the jail jail. So, this isn't a jail. Okay. It's just a station. When you feel you're down to the jail, they'll let you make your phone call. So, yes. But what are they going to test me for if I really am drunk or not? So, this is what I'm reading to you now. So, this is the machine. Okay. Listen to me. I'm going to tell you something important. You were under arrest for DWI. The New Mexico implied implied consent act requires you to submit to a breath test >> [snorts] >> to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse, or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take the test? 20 minutes to go. So, let this baby boot up real quick and then we'll go up front, okay? Sure. So, I just played a character where I was thrown in the back of a truck for a couple hours. Mhm. And you had But I got out of them and they were like, "Oh my god, how'd you do that?" I don't know. But yeah, I can't do that. That was the Okay, something about she was thrown in the back of the truck, handcuffs, and somehow she got out of them and they said, "Oh my god, how did you get out of them?" And she said, "I don't know." Cool story, bro. Well, what that means is she's been arrested like this before. Right. And you were commenting on her double-jointedness. I'm guessing she slipped her cuffs. Yes. Virgo says she's only.09. Better call Chili says she's.17. Phil, what do you think? I'm going to go.3.195..3195? No,.195. Oh, okay. I thought you said three. Okay. No. Geo, what do you think?. 018. Sean's in it..14. So, you think she's barely intoxicated even though it was aggravated. Remember, it says it's aggravated drunk driving. Oh, okay. So, that means it's pretty high. Okay,.213..213. There we go. I didn't see folks in Yes. Uh One pina colada. One pina colada. Yep. And getting caught in the rain. That's right. Cheech and Chong.1669. Of course. Yeah. Wow. So, go and stand up right now. So, I'm using a brand new mouthpiece, okay? Okay. So, another one. Do you need water or So, after we're done with this, we can get you some. So, it's the same principle. You're going to put your lips up to this little thing. Deep breath in. It needs to be a continuous flow. You're going to see a little blue line. Once you pass that black line, you're good. So, you can actually see your breath, okay? So, you'll pay attention to the blue when you do it. Go and take a seat. Do you have my phone? Can you take a picture? Of what? Take a picture. Take a picture, Phil. It'll last longer. Yeah. We're going to do one more. So, we'll Okay. needs two, but we got one good one. All right. Let's see. I'll tell you the I'll tell you the Okay. We can do it. We're going to do one more time, okay? Sure. Same thing as last time. Well, I want a nice picture of me getting arrested in Chili. Take picture. It'll last longer. Go and take Actually, no. What? Do it again. Same thing. Let's try to go all the way. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go Keep your breath. Go go go go go go >> [music] >> Stop. Go and take a seat. Sorry. Ooh. Good job though. That made me light-headed. So, do you know what the legal limit or per se limit is in New Mexico? I would assume it's one drink per hour. No. >> [laughter] >> Have you ever heard THE TERM.08? OH, GOOD LORD. Have you ever heard that that number like thrown around? Um No. No. Would it be like that's the one drink per hour? No. No. There's no one drink per hour. So, the the the legal limit in New Mexico or the per se limit is a.08. Okay. And you are twice the legal limit. You were a.17. From that long ago? Seriously? So, just know that you're on So, you're on camera. Oh, that's No, that's that's So, I'm not going to ask you questions, but I'm just telling you twice the legal limit..17. Yep..17. Oh, that's not good. I thought it was one per hour and then drink water. Yeah, that's how you do it. And then you can go. You can go now. No. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. As long as they're on an out of band, you're fine. body weight, gender, and then you can go park cars at the strip club. Yeah. You're an alcoholic. You've never had a sip of alcohol in your life. So, if you're to put alcohol in my body, I would probably get super drunk really fast. Everybody's different. Right? But yeah, [snorts] so and you can see the numbers I'll give it to you. That's like 4 hours ago. Oh my god. So, you see that.17? Yeah. Oh my god. Those are your Yeah. So, you're you're twice you're twice the legal limit. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. I feel good. Okay. Uh do me a favor. We're going to stand up. I have your phone. We can So, I guess they're going to let you make a phone call at the jail. Um I want to get those off though. Yeah. Let's go and follow me. She's not a kid. Wow. Oh my god. No, she's Go ahead and go through this door. She's not a kid. Sorry. Looks like a mess in here, but just stand in this box for me. And just face me. Let me take these off. She's a mess. Let me see. I'm an actress. >> That really That's acting. That's acting. So, It's not a mess. It's acting. Mhm. I'm an actress. It depends It depends on It depends There's a lot of factors that play into it, but um do me a favor. Actually, let me get you a bag. First of all, like I said, so I have learned my lesson. So, like I said, so you're you're under arrest. You're You're not going to spend too long in jail. I mean, it's I mean, I'm not lying. It's 1:23 in the morning. You should probably see some see the judge this morning. So, the sooner I get you in the jail, the sooner you get processed, the sooner you're out. Okay. Get your uh your your bracelets. Anything all the the bracelets and the hair ties and you can put them in there. Can I keep one hair tie to put my hair up? No, keep it out cuz they're going to take it out over there anyways. Okay. Yeah, they won't let you have it in there. So, put that in there. Uh rings, did the rings come off easily? Yeah. Okay. And then any other jewelry? Necklaces, anything else? Okay. Um belt? No. And then do me a favor. Just kick your uh kick off your shoes, okay? Okay. Oh, she's a mess. Oh my god, this is crazy. Yeah, this is crazy. Aggravated rage. I don't believe G had did this to me. You know, I stay home when I drink. Do you know why I stay home when I drink? Cuz I don't want to end up on video. You don't don't think crazy in me. What's going on with her back there? I don't know. >> She's got a big red spot. Okay. Uh let's go to Follow me. I'll get you one of the bench. Give me about 30 minutes and we'll be out of here, okay? Like out of here out of here going to No, to the remember I was telling you that the jail in Bernalillo behind the Walmart? >> No, please. So that's the one you So this is just to hold you. Okay, go ahead and hold that door. So give me about 30 minutes, okay? Can I have my phone? Uh I have to give it to you later, no. Okay? Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god, there's a toilet. Hmm, I think I'll have it. Does it have to be juice or can it be just something sweet? I'm diabetic. It just has to be liquid like Pepsi or um orange juice. But just something sweet? Yes. Okay, let me go see if I can find something for you. Yes, thank you. >> [snorts] >> It has to be a liquid though. So I have something Liquid is the best. I mean Okay. It it could be like a cookie, but it wouldn't settle in the stomach. Then what's she drinking alcohol for if she's a diabetic? I'm sorry? It depends on the type of diabetic you are. If you have type two diabetics, that's not going to help. When's the last time you Give her an orange. I don't take insulin. You don't take insulin? No. No. Um I'm fully diet controlled, but Do you see >> Because I can get juice when I need it. >> I hear you. Do you see a physician for your Yes. Okay. Get her an orange. >> [clears throat] >> Throw her an orange. I want some orange juice. There you go. Or like Charlie on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Orange juice is mixer. Yep. Mixer. Uh cuz they're on the Christian cruise through They're on the Christian cruise, he went to get a Harvey Wallbanger and he's like, "It's just mixer, dude. It's just mixer. People drinks this stuff." Just mixer. Are you able to stand up? Yeah. Yeah, do you want to come sit over here so we can start getting your shoes on and all that? Yeah, but it's weird. Uh tomatoes, it's like she suntanned weird because uh she's red, then she's white. That's her bra. No, it's not a bra. It's her skin. It's brown. Probably stress. And then sit her down, unbuckle him, then take him to the restroom, okay? Did you want to Did you want to check that? What? Did you want to check it? No, I won't. Cuz they're not going to They're not going to let you take it or No, I can't check it. It's like diabetes is you know, sugar in the liquid. So that's a little bit of hope. If anything's going It will, but can we take it? Like you can have it, but If anything whenever she gets down there, just he'll let you have another swig. Okay. Yeah, cuz they won't let you have it in jail, but they'll they'll have a nurse at the jail and they'll accommodate for you. So they'll basically tell the nurse everything that's happening with you. Um that's for the diabetes and then they'll get you whatever you need, but whenever you get down, you want more swig just to kind of get you through though. Okay. How's it going? And then the booking process is pretty fast. Uh as soon as we walk in there, they'll ask you some questions and we'll take you back to the nurse and just let them know. And then we can leave? No, we're not going to leave. No, no, we're not leaving. We're not leaving. And then you want me to have your phone and your wallet, right? Yeah. Okay. Um did they bring my purse? I have not your whole purse now. Like I said, they won't they won't accept her Uh that's me. They're saying you left my keys and my car in Albuquerque. No, we have the tow your vehicle. It's rear end though. Yeah, so your vehicle is towed in rear end though. So everything's safe. Towing my car. Yeah, your purse is going to go with the liquid, makeup, and other stuff, okay? Okay, am I going to be able to leave tonight? >> I have no clue. So your next step is you're going to have to talk to a judge and we don't set any of that part up. >> And the judge isn't working tonight. No, he's not on your schedule. Okay, no toss right. You have to take me to the office straight immediately. Can we please bring the orange >> Okay. We're going to jump forward a little bit so we can squeeze in one more video before we go. So let's go up to 38 minutes in. Because our next video has a family being traumatized by a Canadian. Oh, all right. Let me unbuckle you first, then let me measure your waist. And then can you sit right there real fast? I'll give you some of this, just let me know when to stop, okay? Is that good? Mhm. Okay. Here, sit back in there for just one moment. I'm going to put this in my car, then I'll get you out. Just 2 seconds. One, two. Literally 2 seconds. All right, sit up. Put your cuffs on. Okay, you can get out. Do you need help? This is not easy. Yeah. This is probably Yeah, they're not meant to be. Okay. Yeah, don't get arrested. Get on the sidewalk real fast and I'll literally jump. We're going to go through that first grade door right there. This way. Why did you put your cuffs on me immediately? Well, cuz you did it hard. Here, okay. Okay, now I have to put you back in there. I'm going to put you back in there. I'm going to put you back in there. But they hurt. >> You're going to pick up additional charges if you do that. >> Oh, really? Yeah. Oh my god. >> Escape from custody. This is your one warning. This is your one warning. Okay. Okay? Okay. Be cool with me. I I will, but I don't See, I've never been taken in before. What makes you think you can slip out of your cuffs? What in your right mind makes you Face that way. Unbelievable. I thought we were cool. You're in handcuffs. You're not You're in handcuffs, girl. Okay. Okay. Oh, he's trolling her. Yeah. Unbelievable. I wasn't trying. People don't do that. Yeah, they pick up more charges. Yeah, when they take off their cuffs, they get more charges. Yeah, not good. Stand in front of this door. No. Go in there. Okay, face this way right here. Face that wall. Just stand up against it. Up against the wall? Yeah, face this wall. This one, right? Face this way. Can you not? They hurt. The handcuffs are probably as loose as I can make them. Obviously too loose. >> [clears throat and sighs] >> Oh, you can't say down to me. That you can't slip out of your handcuffs? No, they don't like to go over that part, but it's not like TV. Are they going to let me talk to a lawyer and leave? You have to stand in front of a judge first. Oh my god. Okay, I'm done. I need some protein. On your way out. She was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence of liquor and careless driving. Whoops. A little too fast there. On January 27th, 2026, she pleaded guilty to an amended charge of non-aggravated DWI. Both of the original charges were dismissed. She was sentenced to probation, which included the requirement to attend DWI school, perform community service, and install an ignition interlock device on her vehicle. Now, we are going to Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. Ooh. Uh and remember, NCSDR is eligible to marry everybody. So, if you want to marry this person, >> Number three. just let us know through super chats. Okay. That's a That's a debit card. Do you have your license? I'm sorry. August 11th, 2022. Wow. >> First responders in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, were dispatched to the report of a car accident at an intersection. Speeding through city streets, our officer makes his way to the scene, where he will be met with absolute chaos. We were eating there. He walked out drunk. They didn't get in the car. >> Back up. I just heard my my wife is drunk. Back up. We need to get everybody out of the road. All right? Okay. Everybody Everybody get over on the sidewalk. Everybody walk. Everybody get over there. You need to go on the sidewalk. You get her to the sidewalk. They're on the way. Okay, you guys are going to go to the sidewalk, too. Where am I going? You're going to that sidewalk. Are you with that lady? No, I'm not. >> Okay, are you driving by yourself? Okay, you're going to go over there. Are you with this family? Yes, I was driving the car that got hit. Okay, I'm going to talk to you in a second. You need They were all in your car? Everybody was in my car. >> Thank you. Yeah, he was by himself. Listen, I'm the driver. >> Okay. I was I was I was next to the white I know you called everyone. I was Did you see everything that happened? All right, I'm going to need to talk to you in a minute. >> Okay, I'm going to check my car. I pulled over right here. Thank you so much. Can you just have a seat? Thank you. Who are you guys? We just parked the valet over here. There's a commotion and we're trying to come up here. >> Okay, you didn't see anything that happened? >> not see it happen. We just came and seen the aftermath of what happened. All right, got you. 62 take 228. The Mercedes rear-ended somebody. >> Very Yeah, oh my god, look at that. Actually came out of Florida. Ooh, look at their back. Back is completely gone. Yep. Yep. That's totaled. Bye-bye. Yeah. Bye-bye. We were We were having dinner at Carmyne's. You were the driver of the the white vehicle? Yes. As we were walking out of the restaurant, I saw I saw that man stumbling to his car, and I called the manager. And I said, "That man can't get in a car. You guys need to see if you can get him an Uber and take away his keys." I saw the guy couldn't walk straight. And not even 30 seconds later, he rams the back of my car at a red light. The other guy was next to me in the car. We told We told the manager specifically to take away his keys. It was It was bad. And I don't I don't I don't I don't do that every day. That's how bad it was. I don't believe it. Total. Okay, you have your license on you? Yeah, he's boiled. Canada. Yeah. Yeah, he's boiled. Yep. Oh, boy, yeah. Okay. That's a That's a debit card. Do you have your license? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Got it. So, they stopped I remember the one time my dad was this drunk. It was Christmas '75 or '76, and he decided he would stand on his head >> [snorts] >> in the living room. The ambulance arrived about half an hour later. That's how the story ends. >> Good good times. Good times. Yes, he he broke his foot. So, >> Good times. Good times. >> Yeah, that's it. Yeah. All right. We understand more every day, Jim. We do. Yes, and I'm seeing this guy stagger, yeah, and I'm thinking about dad and Uncle Gary. >> [laughter] >> And I appreciate I appreciate the ones on my my mom's side, because they were all my mom's my mom's mom's family were all Slovak. And it was highly organized. The men would go in the living room and quietly get drunk on the couch, What? while the women would stay in the kitchen and gossip and [ __ ] at the about the men in Slovak the whole time. What? And if you were male and walked into the kitchen for any reason, it would go silent, and all the eyes would be on you. So, you learn to get your sodas, take a couple of sodas or whatever with you, and not go back in the kitchen. Yeah, don't go in the kitchen. Don't go Go in the kitchen. Don't go in the kitchen. Yep. I mean, it the kitchen looked like uh I mean, there were women playing cards, there were women smoking, there were women Yep. you know, doing stuff that that in in bars, basically. The kitchen would be one big bar. >> from the kitchen. Yep. Yes, well, some would be cooking, yeah, but it was like one of those movies, and you just know. No, that's why the men were quietly getting drunk on the couch. That's all I can say. >> Yes. Yes. I I I stopped Breaking news, Jim. Yeah. Okay, were they stopped at a red light? What's your breaking news? I was getting soda. >> need to just hold on. There's a car coming, and you're walking out into the road. I'm talking to him. Oh, he's cute. When it's safe, go go get your glasses. What's your breaking news, Phil? With 8.5 seconds left in the game, Iowa Hawkeyes 76, and the Nebraska Cornholers 68. Okay. That's right. On our way to the uh Elite Eight. Oh, boy. Starting Saturday night, we will be doing the this year's worst auditing personality, and that includes some on the other side this year. We're going to put in four candidates on the other side this year, since all the lines are blurred this year, anyway. So, we are removing Glenn Cerio, cuz Glenn Cerio has removed himself from the world. We are removing Floyd Wallace for obvious reasons. Uh and yeah, we're going to do again scariest auditing personality 2026, starting Saturday. >> included? The muffin lady? The crazy muffin lady? We could. >> muffin lady? I need four. Crazy muffin lady. I need four. Yep. Maybe we'll put you up against Audit Dam. That's That's cool. Yeah, do it. Okay. So, they were Were they stopped at a red light? Yes, sir. Okay, how fast were you traveling? Not fast. Not fast? You look like you're traveling pretty fast. You just about totaled your car. Well, because they stopped right here. They shouldn't have stopped. We were getting out of the restaurant. This guy was He almost knocked over his kid. What did you say to him? Hey, Shiobo. Yes. Do you want to block this turn lane for fire rescue? All right. We'll have plenty of time to get there for 14. So, you said they were stopped at a red light, but they stopped very fast. Yes, sir. Okay, but you were in traffic Do you know approximately how fast you were traveling? I don't know. 10 5 mph. Okay, that's more than a 10 mph. >> 10 or 5 mph. What can I tell you? I don't know. They stopped fast. Okay. This is why you carry 250 500,000 or teens. So, her front teeth busted her lip. Okay. On the seat, I'm assuming. Yeah, I just kept bleeding and And then Yes, sir. Unless I was bleeding everywhere, I don't think Yeah, I got me too. And then you got the mom-in-law. And I got the front passenger. While the additional officers compile their statements from the traumatized family, the original officer concludes his on-site interview with the at-fault driver, who clearly seems inebriated. Oh, he's Is this Do you live down here? Yes, yes, sir. Okay. And you only have an Ontario license? Yes, sir. Okay. These guys are going to have some medical questions for you. He hasn't complained of anything. Right. Um I think I'm all right. You want me to walk like this? Yeah, all right. Come on. We'll take care of you. Battle. Yes, sir. Let's Let's walk him on over to the I'm sorry? We're going to take you in the back of the truck and check you out, all right, my friend? She's got some I I have your license. I got to write down your information. I'll be right over there to the truck. >> Stay with them. Yeah, you're going to go with them. All right, talk to you for a second. >> Yeah, what's up? All right, come with me, sir. Yeah. Do we have all their No victim here. Yeah, I got him right here. No victim, no crime. No. So, I'm going to have to go where they are. No victim. It was their fault for being out there. >> mind just taking his stuff over here while we talk? Suspected of driving under the influence, the Canadian man is transported away for medical clearance and sobriety testing. Meanwhile, the investigation into the exact circumstances >> Uh that's right, Tweeters. Chile has pledged that he will be making DUIs checkpoints. Uh he'll be outlawing them. Yep. He'll be outlawing roadside tests. Yep. He'll be uh making DUI uh non-punishable offense. >> Yep. Yep. And you won't need a driver's license. And he wants to give minors guns. And he doesn't want doesn't want domestic violence uh perpetrators arrested, just surveilled. >> Yeah, or taken out of the house or taken out >> Just surveilled, yep. Surveilled, because any other interaction would make them angry. Yep. >> And and you need and no need for a driver's license. Anyone can drive, no need for any identification. Yes. Now, that's going to work in other states that require it. I don't think Yeah, he just I was going with the red light and I saw him in the rearview mirror. Where were you? You were at the turning lane? No, I was in the third lane next to him in the >> To the left of him, okay. Okay. And then I was right next to the white lines going straight. And I saw the black car coming in my rearview mirror and started to almost panic or like figure out where I could go to get out of his way. Okay. So, I saw him coming on us. Okay, how fast Could you estimate or no? Okay. Holy crap. Do you know if he uh hit his brakes at all? Uh I think I Did you hear tires screeching or anything like that? You can't say Okay, that's fine. No, no worries. I just heard the loud loud bang. Okay. Um and then what happened after that? So, I totally the car was completely wrong. That car is completely totaled. That's a $30,000 engine. >> [laughter] >> They're They're not replacing that, let alone the whole front clip. Yeah, that's that's structural damage. Now, if that were a uh it it If if either of those cars were Cybertruck, it would have been totaled regardless, because any any body damage to a Cybertruck like that, the whole thing's totaled, because it's one big frame, solid piece. So, there's nothing you can do to get structural integrity back. So, uh [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your Cybertruck, basically. Yep. That's That's you paid $100,000 for a piece of crap. I mean Uh breaking news, Purdue pulled it out to win 79-77 over Texas. So, Purdue Yeah. But >> Yeah. But >> Should he keep doing these breaking news things or should you throw a muffin at him? No, let him do what he wants. [laughter] Let him do what he wants. He's the sweetest boy. He's the sweetest little boy. I'm a Swedish boy. I'm a Swedish boy. Yep, that too. The whole Okay. I pulled over here immediately, called 911, and I came over and they were brawling on the floor. Um two drivers were physically fighting. I heard something drop, sorry. I know, I heard it. Yeah, I don't know what that was, if it was a rock or what. All right, anyway. It's weird. Yeah. Um they were fighting and those two valet guys, I guess I heard just were the valet guys. Those two guys kind of were holding them back. Okay. Do you know who started the fight? Or it was kind of mutual? I got it. And they I saw him push physically push him to the ground. The black The white car pushed the black car to the ground. And that's when the two valet guys kind of ran over and broke them up. And then everyone was chaos in the street. All right. Um well, I appreciate you for stopping. What's your phone number? I just Antibacterial wipes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's perfect. And then my hands need to Thank you so much. From Carmine's? What time did you guys leave Carmine's? I mean, for however long it takes to get from there to here. Plus the time of the accident. It's within the last 15, 20 minutes. So, around 10:00, 10:15? Is that a 500 cylinder? Okay. No, not 10:00, closer to 10:15. Okay. We had just said it was 10:25, right before >> it was 10:25 on the clock. We saw this man coming out of the restaurant. He almost fell on my son. And I saw him walking through the parking lot. I went back in and I told the manager I told the manager of Carmine's, "This guy can't drive a car. He's going to He's going to He's going to kill somebody." Hey, George. Hey, George. Yes, sir. Where's your rig going? Uh Gardens. Okay. Gardens at 6:00. I know you don't have his 14 yet, but the driver of the blue BMW is going to be transported to Gardens. I I I would I would love for somebody to get the Carmine's manager and the waiter, Alex, as testimony, cuz they both saw him. I said, "That guy's stumbling. He's going to [ __ ] kill somebody. You guys need to take the keys out of his hand. I'm not going to do it, but I'm I need you guys to go to the parking lot." I thought I was doing my due diligence as a citizen. And not even 5 minutes later, I I end up with this. I'm going to ask you a couple questions about the crash so far. Were you guys stopped at a red light? >> Yes, stopped at a red light. Did you just stop at a red light or had you been stopped at the We had been stopped at a red light for not even 10 seconds. Okay, so rather soon. Rather soon. We stopped. Uh the kids were guessing what time it was. That was when we said 10:25, and about 3 seconds later, we got what? Thank you. The manager from the restaurant is coming over now. He's the one that's trying to stop him from getting into the car. I was warning him Okay. not to let the guy come in. He was I I got that. I got that. How you doing? How can I help you? Uh we're coming from the restaurant. Who called you? Did they call you? Yeah. Okay. Um I mean, the guy's not here anymore, but they said that there was a male who got in this vehicle, who was stumbling around at the restaurant. Was it in the restaurant? I asked my bartender who it was, cuz I didn't give the guy a license for being inside the restaurant. So, I don't know if he was just passing through or what. I just see him weaving and wobbling. I said, "Here you are, it's a drive." And I said, "Where you going? Is this your car? Whatever. Do you want me to get you an Uber?" And he said, "No, no, no, I'm fine." I'm like, "Well, where are you going? You just sitting around the restaurant?" Sure you're all right? And he said, "Yeah." Bartender said he was >> inside? Or he was inside, he got a beer, and then that's all you know? That's how I asked the bartender. I said, "Hey, that guy that was causing all this trouble up front, do you know who it was?" And he said, "Yeah, he checked out in the front. He had one beer." I said, "You give me his cabin." He said, "Yeah." I said, "Did he seem strange? Did he seem off?" And he said, "Not really. He only did something different." So, he only had one beer at the bar. Uh-huh. They're getting sued. They're getting sued. >> Yeah, they are. Stumbling around drunk in your parking lot. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Gets in his car, drives away. Yep. Crashes into you. You are getting sued. You are getting sued. Yep. I had one beer. He's supposed to give Um, what's your name? My name is Yeah, I don't have to say >> scared. I've never been in that kind of accident before. Especially with your whole family and kids and all. I was just uh And it was the And it was the We even saw the manager talk to him and we're like we hope that guy We didn't see the guy anymore. We're like we hope he's not in Miami. Are you guys starting next week? I can't even explain to you how bad it was. The guy still can't up. He He almost fell on him. >> I was just standing there, not even walking. He came and he's like what happened? Huh? Are you all right? Yeah, they're they're all right. Yeah, everybody's okay. No major injuries that we know of, so. Okay. But um sorry you had to come all the way down here. I mean I feel horrible, but I mean he just I don't know. I don't know. I mean Sometimes I wish 2020 if you voluntarily give them a helper and they get confused. Always call us in the event that you may feel >> where I was going to go and that's where I was going to go and say hey. This is what happened, but it was all like really really fast. According to the police, the suspect became intoxicated elsewhere, not Carmine's restaurant. He was charged with DUI, damage to person and property, DUI BAC level.08 or above, and DUI BAC.15 or above. Oh, wow. >> alcohol level was tested at.271, over three times the legal >> Wow. >> [music] >> Okay, folks. We're at the end of another night. Uh tomorrow night we will have Florida man kidnaps creepy stick figure. Walks around town. But that will have to wait for it tomorrow night. So the lost ones, the lost NCR files. Yes, that's right. The lost NCR files. I want to thank you all for being with us. I want to also want to thank those who donated tonight. Uh we are getting closer to some of our goals. 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