Hot Wheels With the feeling, like you lost a mark I know way if I'm willing Only feel God, not sweating this lost children Price on my head, it's sporting a few trillion Do inside missions, whatever I'm feeling I'm built different, cruise with no ceiling Sunshine on me, boy, I'm indifferent Go! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Come on, come on, come on, let's go I don't know what comes in But I couldn't care, let I refuse to feel stressed There's no fear in my chest Here to pull from my steps Walk away from the pain I've been through This feeling, I'm feeling, it's brand new This the moment I break through I ain't really with it back for If you can keep the hustle, homie, I can't bear it all Boy, had it in the market like you asked for Then I saw you move the target like a matador Come on, I'm ready to go get it Like a labrador, dog days done And I'm tired of the tug of war Grop off the leash and I ain't going back no more I've been better ever after life, bear more Hold up, let me reset Moving in the main street, shoot the sequence I cracked the code, popped out the subnet Walk around like I found a 20, that's a dubstep Moving in the moment, did you notice that ain't up yet? You can put the pressure on me, I ain't dropping one sweat Used to be stressed, heart beating like a drum set Breathe, stretch, let it go Everybody need a refresh, go! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on, let's go I don't know what comes in, but I couldn't care less I refuse to feel stressed, there's no fear of my chance Pitiful for my stares, walk away from the pain I've been through This feeling, I'm feeling this brand new This the moment I break through I don't know what comes in, but I couldn't care less I refuse to feel stressed, there's no fear of my chance Pitiful for my stares, walk away from the pain I've been through This feeling, I'm feeling this brand new This the moment I break through Yeah! Hello everybody! I've got good news and I've got bad news for you today The bad news is, hold on, you gotta see my stinking horrible face in a minute If I can get the camera working Ah, my stinking horrible face is right there, there we go I'm stinking and horrible and Lane Myers talked about that It won't be getting larger, however In fact, I'm going to be taking care of that in a second Yeah, I'm on like this for the next week The badder news is, we just got word from Judy, who is in the courtroom, that this will not be televised So, I know Hoogie! My love! The fact is that it was always going to be a crapshoot as to if it was going to be televised But since we have a reporter sitting there in the whole courtroom She's going to be on with us in just a little bit And hey Virgo, be safe driving home We, you know, we'll be here covering Lane Myers as we get the word So far, the victim is there We saw that, or she said that a victim's advocate was there Myers' probation officer is there She didn't describe anyone else before she shut her phone off So, again, we will be doing live coverage today Again, let me shut this one down Stop sharing So, my face might be getting bigger here Yeah, there I am Hey, how you doing? I look like a couple of guys Yes, hello And my Ralph Wiggins shirt, which is a million Ralph for President shirt Which is a billion years old And still fits But, yeah So, yes Lane, take your screenshot from there If you do get out today So, is there some Oh, Tomatoes, we're not doing play-by-play in the gay male chat room Though we have renamed the Lane Myers Forum From the Lane Myers Experience 2.0 To the, what is it? The Lane Myers Memorial Game The Gay Male Chat Room Yes, yes Yes, the Gay Male Chat Room Yes We're all gay We're all gay Gay male chat room Because, I mean, that's what he calls it So, we may as well We may as well do that Yeah, I'll stick the Give me a sec I'll put that link up Reno Hi, Phil, my darling Hello Hello, hello, my darling Big Jim Finch Big Jim Finch So, there was some controversy overnight As I explained in a post on Well, first here is for anyone who wants it There's a link to our GoFundMe Anything is appreciated Because it's $10 a document for the Lane Myers coverage From the Arizona court system In an unrelated news that we got from Tomatoes Chile De Castro announced that he had filed today His latest lawsuit Probably against the jail that housed him two years ago As the statute of limitations was running out So, the It's not in Pacer as of yet Probably get to Pacer on Monday or Tuesday if best Or at earliest So, it will be interesting to see what he's suing over He said he was suing over what they did to him But he never said what Who they were or what they did to him He has previously claimed that they murdered someone in front of him And that's why he was crying on Yes Yes, he witnessed a murder We never heard anything about it after that Yes, and there was no records of deaths at the prison On any way that holds No news articles No Yeah Yeah, so no murders that we know of But But that's a side note We are here because of Mr. Lane Myers We had some controversy today Jeff Gray is Josh Gray Sorry, Josh Gray Has been Has been Taking up the slack for Lane As Lane's been in jail for the past couple of days Lane was picked up on an alleged violation of his probation So, they took him to jail As he was in the middle of a live stream He shut the stream down And that was the last we heard from Lane directly Lane has been communicating from the jail with his friends And with random people And with random people apparently Who put money on his books Where he's said that they are That the Some of the charges against him were from a video he played on his panel Where Gray and Reluctant Prophet were in the side room Or side chat Of what he was playing on the screen at the time Yeah I don't know But that's what he was saying So, he says they're all stupid And that he's going to be grilling his probation officer on the stand coming up So, yeah He had also been previously triggered by MIRB Saying that Mr. Chile de Castro Was much smarter than Lane Myers Ooh, my eyes are Ooh, look at that They are popping on this thing That's weird So, you can rarely see my eyes Sorry I'm distracted by my old blue eyes I'm just like They're little blue dots I'm like, what the hell? They are my favorite They are my favorite In the gay chat room Yes In the gay chat room Yes And just so you know None of us are gay except for Pants But he thinks Cesario Or Chi-Chi Is a man Yes So, there is that Yes Now, earlier tonight Before we get to the actual controversy Mr. Pants Was voted First lady Of the gay chat room Yes He defeated Lane Myers For that title Lady So, hats off To Mr. Pants Who is now first lady Of that chat room Congratulations Mr. Pants Mr. Pants Is our news reader For those who are new to the channel He's the one who provides the voice Every morning And whenever I actually need him To read the news He's here for us So, hats off And thank you to Mr. Pants Yeah, and we were throwing around Some dick pics in there too Yeah I saw a picture Of Dick York From Yeah And Richard Nixon And Richard Nixon There you go Yeah That's it Yes, I know This is Tom My own beauty Distracts me Look at that High My blue eyes Yes Look at that My blue eyes Right there Yes Yes So, Lane So, when Lane puts This side When Lane puts The dick pic Right here Whenever he gets out If he gets out We're leaving space there So Yes Or Jeff Josh Yeah Jerry Whatever his name is Yeah, good thinking Jim Take the picture Of the The Demented idiot On the screen Here So Who's talking shit about me now? Throw Throw in an Oh Every once in a while Just so we can get a good Free frame Uh Uh Hey, Becca Welcome So, thank you For the $4 $4.99 Super chat Uh It says I am not gay But for me I'd make an exception Yes There you go A lot of men would A lot of men would Cause He's that sexy Yep He is the man And that voice Oh Oh Yes Pants' voice Oh Makes a grown man cry Yep Yep Usually Pants Crying at me Making him read this crap But Yeah Every morning So Uh So Uh Josh Gray Uh Yeah Josh Gray Is He's quite upset with us And he's quite upset With everybody Uh No we're not doing We're not No No No No Dearly beloved For this hour Probably But uh Josh Gray Is Uh Upset At us And He is blaming The game mail chat room Because uh Last month Lane Myers Founder Of his board server Found the Lane Myers room Uh In Say hi To Miss Helen Hi Helen Was trying to knock over stuff on the desk Uh He found the The The What he called was a gay mail chat room He spent a couple hours talking to Chi Chi And to Pants And he was doing screenshots Which he has claimed Proves that there is a conspiracy against him To report him To uh Probation or whatever Uh huh So uh Yeah So he's got those screenshots Unfortunately Well I'm not under any Sort of Oh Uh Let's see Order from the court To retain anything So That That Initial area He saw Is long gone There's the new one The new one Has been named In his honor And renamed today His gay mail chat room And we have Reopened the server So if you want to Come on our server I am taking applications Uh If you want to donate to The GoFundMe Which we put I will stick in Chat the second here Uh Yes Uh If you slip me money With your Uh Application Uh Yeah I might Consider it Uh Tomatoes Judy is in the chat Is in the courtroom Right now Uh No Science There She had to Hang up I believe Uh There will be no Stream tonight That's why we're not Streaming it And I'm just gonna Verify that With the Let me see Where I end up Uh Yeah On the Pima County Website Right now Uh She's in the courtroom She will be giving Us A full report As soon As she Can Uh Obviously If the hearing's Going on She won't be Typing to us On her phone Uh I am monitoring That window Over here Which is Backward Let's See I have to Go like this See I'm not Used to this It's over there It's over there On that computer So Uh We're gonna Wait for her And Uh Thank you NY Uh Renal Thank you Uh Yeah I'll get They take Like 10% Or Either 3 or 10 I don't know anymore I know that Uh When we got That big donation The other day Uh For GoFundMe Yeah For GoFundMe For GoFundMe You can pick Your percentage Of what They take Oh Well I can't It's a sliding It's a sliding thing You can It's defaults To like A certain percentage But you can Slide it all the way Down to 1% Oh When you Do the Yeah When you do The donation Okay Yeah Yeah Yeah Like Like It's not a Percentage Yep Okay Uh Thank you For the 499 Superchat Okay There's gonna Be a stream That's for sure As soon as I am alone With Oh Ooh Ooh I might be Dating myself With this one But uh Yes The infamous Scene From Rocco's Modern life When he was Getting new Jobs Oh baby Oh baby Oh baby That's hot Oh baby Well there You go Uh Well Unfortunately I felt Old today I felt Very Very old Uh I I was listening To a song From the Better off Dead soundtrack E.G. Daily Uh One way love I think it Is Uh One of the Better tracks Off of that Old movie Uh And I I turned To my Grand nephew Who was here And I said That lady Is the voice Of Tommy On Rugrats And he looked At me and said What the hell Is Rugrats What the hell Is Rugrats Yeah I remember I remember You know what I realized Yesterday Well hold on His Hold on His mother Grew up With Rugrats Right in This house We watched Rugrats When she Was his Age Now Rugrats Is a Banded Reference I feel Go ahead Gia Sorry I said I realized More than A feeling Is 50 Years old Yes 50 years Old I feel like I might be A bad Influence I went to A Boston Concert When I Was 16 Yep Uh Next year Star Wars Is 50 Years old Yeah And Jaws Is 50 Now Yeah Grease Is gonna Be 50 Yeah It's crazy It's crazy Crazy Yeah I'm definitely Not the best Influence to Have around Children when It comes to Entertainment Yes No you're Not Well Well My niece At like The age of Like four And five Was watching Bride of Chucky Almost daily Oh boy I have a Feeling that Might have Been because Of me And my Yes Love for Horror at The time Yes Yeah But I I'm the Fun uncle I bring Candy and Snacks and Teach kids how To make Bottle rockets I mean the Exorcist Traumatized Me And Jaws Traumatized Me Oh yeah I remember I remember The neighbors Had it was Like 1978 The neighbors Had HBO And Jaws Was on And nobody Else was Around And remember When your Best friends Live next Door you Just walk In and Out of Their House Yeah So Yeah Real quick To answer Becca's Question Why we're On so Damn early Because Lane Myers is in Court today And we want To know if His ass is Going to Jail Yeah Judy's in The courtroom Back up Yeah Judy's in The courtroom Right now As we're Speaking Yeah I saw I saw Jaws in The theater Oh my god Oh my god This is the Initial Appearance In court He will have A bond Revocation Hearing Coming up Provided they Don't do it Tonight They'd only Do it Tonight If he Says That yes Yes I Did it Your honor So We are Waiting for Judy Because they Were going To be Streaming It But now They're Not Yeah So In the Off chance That they Streamed It We were Going To Show It But That's Why we've Got Judy Judy lives In the Area And she Is actually In the Courtroom Right now Waiting For To Go To Get to Us And go Live Yeah When that Face Came from That hole In the Boat When Richard Dreyfuss Went Scuba Diving Right And that Head popped Out at The bottom Of the Boat The whole Theater Screamed To me Jaws Is not That scary I was never Scared of Jaws Even as A kid Oh my god I made My mother Move my Goldfish I wouldn't Leave my Goldfish I was Terrified Jaws Shark movies Never really Bothered me Oh god That tells Me a lot Uh Yeah Jaws Crocodilians On the Other And that's A different Story Because you Know Florida's Wild Those Fuckers Yeah Shark movies Never really Bothered me Because I Don't live Anywhere Near an Ocean There You Go I Didn't Either But Let me Get to Luke's Point Here Want to Feel Old Michael Gridley Did a Video On the Rise And Fall Of AOL Luke I Actually Started My Started Off As a Volunteer For AOL In 1993 I Got Hired By AOL Sports Communities In 1996 Worked For Them From 96 Till The Fall Of All Communities In 2004 When They Laid Everybody Off So Yeah Everybody Screamed All at Once To Be Fair That Deal With Turner Was Backwards As Fuck Well Yeah We Took Them Over Yet They Took Us Over They Replaced All Of Our Top Management With Their Top Management So They Screwed Everybody Oh Subie Yeah You gotta Watch it Now Jaws Is A Classic We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat It's A Classic I Mean If They Made It Today It Would Be So Much More Realistic The Problems They Had With That Shark That Mechanical Shark He Almost Walked Right Yeah Oh Yes I Was Gonna Talk About That We Didn't Do Let's Get To To That In A Little Bit But That's Jimmy Hogg Found Guilty Of Trespassing In An Airport And Illegally Influencing An Officer So What's Going on Tonight Is Lane Myers Took Took A Plea Deal Last Year That Included Three Years Of Probation Lane Has Been Quite Active He Became Quite Active Again After James Freeman Got Arrested And May April Or May I Think It Was May And Basically He Ran Out Of Stuff To Say About James Freeman So He Started Talking About His Victim Again And He Started Talking About His Court Cases And Everything He's Been Obsessed With For The Past Couple Years He Started Filing New Cases Based On These Old Things That Happened To Him Like The Campground Incident He He Just Filed A Brand New Lawsuit In Federal Court Before The Statute Delimitations Ran Out Like A Week A Week And Half Ago Which He Has Not Paid For Yet He Has Come Up With $400 Or File Under Pauper Status He Continued To Put Up The Victim's Name Put Up Her Face Say That She Had A Similar Or Similar The Same Name To A Celebrity Or Two And It's A Common Name And He Was Talking About Them Not Her And There's No Way You Can Prove Otherwise He Also Started Talking About The Case He Also May Or May Not Been Been In Contact With Reluctant Profit And This Is A Public Service To People He Was Pulled In The Terms Of His Probation That He Could Not Do Yep So Decisions Yep He Began To Talk That Basically He Began To Say That The Probation Was Invalid And That His Charges Were Invalid So Something Was Happening With That He Then Filed For A Probation Modification Hearing Now I Have This Second Hand From Someone Who Posted It Today Thank You That Someone I Just Forgot Their Name Off Top Of My Head Who Basically Said In Arizona You Have To Serve Half Of Your Probation To Get The Modification Yeah Yeah I thought It was A third It's A half According To What They Posted So Even If This Even If This Hearing Were To Happen Which Was Set To Happen For The 24th Of This Month Lane Kept Going On And On He Has Mouth Shut Well And He Started Calling People He Started Doxing People He Doxed Me Yeah He He Knocked Me On The Air Basically He Gave Out My Front Yard He Told His Friends His Reporters Were Going To Come To See Me Scared The Hell Out Of My Eight Year Old Grand Nephew Who Was Here At The Time Time And I Did End Up Piling Police Report With Local Police Just In Case That's That's Started Giving Judy Crap He Started Giving Judy Crap He Took Judy's Picture From One Of Our Broadcast And Put A Gnome With A Giant Penis On It On Her Face And Used That All Over His Channel For A While He Started Calling Other People Involved In The Government Of Both The State Of Arizona And The Pima County Government He Threatened He Went After Merv He Basically Called Merv A Couple Of Times At His Office Number And Merv Basically Took Care Of Lane Lane Regretted Doing Those Calls Most Recently He Wasn't On The Air And He Tried To Call Merv Again When Merv Let It Go To Voicemail And There Was No Voicemail I Guess So Yeah It Was Just This Piling On His This Reluctant Profits Started Reposting Meyers Stuff Right Now Even After Lane Was Brought Into Custody On The Probation Violation This Is A Public Service Was The Person Who Basically Broke The Story That Lane Probation Came And Got Him The Other Day And That Gave Out His Information That Included His His ID So You Could Put Money On Lane's Books I Josh Gray Again That Is This Public Service Admitted That He Was Putting Money On Lane's Books Which May Or May Not Be Communication With Lane And Lane Can Then Text Him And Yeah The The Whole Thing Where There's Not Supposed To Be Communication You Can't Prove There's Communication You Can't Prove It At All No But Except For When You Admit That You're Doing It Yeah I Mean Oh Matt Sending What Wiener Pictures Now Is That What He Said He He's Got Two Wieners He's Got Three Wieners Actually Oh Matt He's Got Three Wieners Oh His Dogs Yes Yeah Yeah Al I am 56 I'll be 57 This Year I went Gray And Starting To Well The Boldings More Recently But I Became This About Ten Years Ago It's Genetic My Dad My Grandfather Looks Great Jim Looks Great I like It It's Weird How This Is Dark Gray But This Is White Now It Had All Been White Before We Shaved My Head So Yes Chris Kringle You look Wonderful Yes Asked Asking For Compliments Already Come on Yeah He's Staring At Himself I'm Looking At My I'm Looking Deep Blue Eyes He seduced Himself He seduced Himself Yes He is Where is Rose When I Need To Use My Deep Blue Eyes Yes Here Tonight I'm Just Saying Man Just Saying So We Are Here Waiting For Judy To Come Through Again She's In The Court Room Judy Had Also Been Attacked Pretty Savagely By Yes Myers On The Air And Most Recently Lane Must Have Known Something Was Going On Because Right Before He Got Picked Up By Promotion He Basically Took Down All The Videos On His Channel Yeah Recent Live Stream Yeah It's Weird How That Happens And He Said He Was Going Subpoena Judy For Something Yes He Was Going Subpoena Judy At The Lawsuits! I Guess He's Going To Do A Lot Of Things But Right Now Lane Should Be Right Now What's What's Happening Is It's The Initial Arraignment Hearing For The Probation Revocation He's Going To Be Presented What They Accus Him Of And Then He's Going To Be Ask Did You Do This Or Did You Not Do This And Depending On How He Answers They're Going To Set A Probation Revocation Hearing For A Later Date You Know It's Going To Be A 45 Minute Rant Well Yeah He Can't Just Answer A Question He's Incapable I Am Surprised Right Now It's 24 After This Should Have Gone 20 Minutes Of That And Again He Has To Be Brought Over From The Court Which Has Delayed Things In The Past But Yeah It Should Have Been Over By Now In The Typical One Of These I Mean It's As Straight Forward As Can Be With This Essentially Did You Do It Did You Not Do It Okay Then We Set A Here Now I Don't Know If He's Eligible To Get Out Right Now If He Hey Griffey If You Are Here Indeed! Conviction That Is Being On The Line Here And Probation Is No Bones About It They Want A Revocation So There Is No You Know No Assurance That If He Gets Out Tonight What That He's Not Going To Just Go Back On The I Got A Great Lawyer Joke Can I Tell It It's Really Short Sure Sure Okay So There's A Doctor And A Lawyer Driving And They End Up Getting Into An Accident And The Lawyer Gets Out Of The Car And The Doctor Looks A Little Disheveled And So The Lawyer Hands Him A Flask And Says Here I Think You Need This And The Doctor Takes A Swig And The Lawyer Closes The Bottle And The Doctor Says Aren't You Going To Have One Oh Lord Hello Mr. Mr. Newman No Unless You Bring Him There Will Be No Lady Boys In Chat Though Pants Was Just Voted First Lady Of The Lane Myers Game Memorial Gay Male Yep Yep Congratulations Pants But Since Mr. Griffey Is Here Mr. Mr. Herb Are You With Us Mr. Herb Yes Yes I Am Please Do The Invocation For Mr. Griffey Hello Sir Griffey We Are So Honored To Have You In Our Chat And Your Wise Wisdom Always Marry A Virginian Girl Yes And Yeah Has A Fake Toy Dog Uh Huh Yes Here We Go Again Here We Go Again I Thought We Settled That No They Don't Ever Quit On Me It's Just You Know Constant Just Ban Me And Forget Me And Let Me Move On In My Well You Own The Station So We Can't Own Somebody's Account And I Got My Medicare Bill Today Holy Yes Holy Shit Holy Shit Yeah I Got To Call My Agent On Monday Holy Shit Oh God Yep It's Based On Your Income Yes Yes It Is Thank You Dave For The $20 Super Chat Probation I Know Baby Somebody Says Yep I'm Guilty And I Promise To Do A B And C In Exchange For Not Going To Jail Both Sides Sign It If Defendant Fails To Do A B Or C Then Jail Might Happen What's Wrong NCR I'm Bleeding Why Are Insulin Needle Oh Okay It's That Time Of The Month For Him It's That Time Of The Month I Know I Had to Start Fucking Bleeding Well Hold Pressure On It Baby Yes Well I'm Not Limber Enough To Start Laughing It Up Like A Vampire Would No Don't Be Doing That What Works For All The Vampire Movies I Watch Put Some Put Some Hydrogen Peroxide On It And Hold Pressure Baby Can I Just Rub A pile Of Dirt Into It Like A Sixties Kid No Put Your Finger In It Like Chili Does Bullet Holes Yeah Like Bullet My finger Is Too Big For The Wound Okay Make The Wound Bigger Than Uh Pants Is They We're Going to Send Me To ER Wait Wait Pants Is Is Offering To Come Over And Squeeze It Oh Oh Boy I Mean It's Right Getting Warm In Here Right Here On The Screen I'm Getting Warm In Here Right See Even There Right Here On The Screen Whoa 3 D 3 D D Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap But what did he say yesterday that it was going to be California, Arizona, New York, or New Mexico? Yep. As the place where he will be running for governor. And it's five years residency for New York. And it's five years residency for Arizona, too, I believe. Yes, Sue Barrett's a Ralph Wiggum for president t-shirt. And he is picking his nose. So one of my many, I've got a whole box of old t-shirts. And California is 30 to 35 million to run for governor. Let me start making a little extra scratch. I'll send you some nice t-shirts. There you go. I got tons of t-shirts. All right, fine. Shorts, mug, hat, whatever. No, I'll take whatever. You want to send them, send them. Just like our GoFundMe is right here. If you want to donate to our GoFundMe or ongoing expenses account. There it is. GoFundMe.com slash F. Really cool site, ongoing expenses. Anything helps keep the lights on and helps keep us going. Since we are still waiting for Judy, you know what we're going to do. We may do a wheel spin. We may just do a wheel spin. If I can get it. Let's see. Let's do a wheel spin on the wheel of Parsons. Yes. Let's do a wheel spin on the wheel of Parsons. And let's see how the rest of the show is going to go. Where is Parsons? Wheel of Parsons. We are going to share this screen over here. If you please share the screen. Wheel of Parsons. Sharing the Parsons. Hi, wifey. Hi, my darling wifey. So, the wheel of Parsons. Let's see. What will we be tonight? What will we be? Well, wait. We are, in fact, moist tonight. Wow. We are moist tonight. Thank you, Parsons. Parson, you don't have to marry anyone tonight. You just have to be moist. That's right, Parsons. Yep. The wheel of Parsons. Judy is, yeah, we'll get word from Judy in a few minutes once things wrap up. Let's go. New Mexico also has a five-year residency. Yeah, that's what it was. On the day of the election. Yeah, yep. Yes. We are going to the wheel of NCR now. The wheel of NCR. Look at all those Marys. Yeah, but M-E-R-R-Y. So, you have to be a merry bastard until next week. Merry! Oh, man. I got to be happy now. You have to be happy. Yes. You have to be happy. You have to be happy tonight. So, there we go. I'm going to kick me off the show now. Fan me. Finally, we're going to do a spin on the wheel of Phil. The wheel of Phil. There we go. Remember, due to your contributions, Mr. NCR will not. Phil has to pledge his love to Gia. Yep. Yep. Yep. I pledged my love to Gia of five years ago. Nice try. Let's try that again since he wasn't enthusiastic. Nice try. A spin on the wheel of Phil. And he has to do a pledge to the Chicago Bears. Love it. I pledge I will never root for the Chicago Bears. Again. And not being very sincere about these. So, let's try it one more time. Yeah, he is. And let's see. Yes. Phil is on bathroom duty tonight. So. God damn it. God damn it. I hope you have Taco Bell today, NCR. Yes. He gets to clean up the puddle of ick that he himself left in the bathroom last night. No, Gia. I didn't have Taco Bell today. Good. However. Is there blood there? Is there blood in the bathroom? No, but Dwayne did just get out and he is celebrating like he normally does. Nice. There we go. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Projectile vomit. Very cool. Yes. Well, you know how he is when he gets his meth shine. Yes. Yes. Yes. Anybody who's ever had a baby knows what projectile vomit is. That's right. Yep. That's right. It shoots a foot away. Yep. Not you, baby. My other baby. My big baby. My big baby is going to be 34 on the 21st. Yeah. On the 21st. And she is, ladies and gentlemen, she is seven months seizure free. Yay! Yay! Yay! Seven months. Yay! Yep. And to answer DJ's question, the raccoons are fine. I'm just worried about some of them actually partying with Dwayne. Yep. Yep. Speaking of raccoons, last night, the baby raccoons actually came up to the screen door and one took a cookie out of my hand. It was like, fuck you. Nice. Give me that cookie. Give me that cookie. Give me that cookie. Did he have one shoe? He did not. Oh. He did not. Yeah, Virgo. I'm so thrilled. I'm so thrilled. That's, that's, he did not have one shoe. It was a bad, bad, bad time. And she's great. Yep. So, again, we are waiting for Judy. We're going to go to nine o'clock tonight. We've got some drunk girls. Wonderful. This is Tom. We will be ending a little bit earlier than normal. That's because we started a lot earlier than normal tonight. How many cats does Jim have? I have 13 cats in the house. We have another about 10 that wander through the property. Yeah. If anyone wants to help, we have an Amazon wish list or, yeah, gifting list on in the description of this video. It's about that time. If anyone wants to help out. We need both the pate and the shreds. We do two cans of shreds every day. One can of pate every day. So the pate goes longer than the shreds. It's weird. I know cats are, cats have their own personalities and some just won't eat shreds. And like our oldest cat, if I don't give her pate, then she just licks the shreds and does not get any nutrition in her. So, yeah. I think there should be one cat in the world. We should all take turns looking at it. There you go. There you go. That's my opinion on cats. Yeah. Well, I'm surrounded right now. Hi, Amy. You're very funny. But corgis, on the other hand. Yes. Corgis. Corgis should. Person. I don't know. Sadly. Yeah. I haven't seen a few of these in a while and I'm worried about them. So hopefully they're okay. The little gray cat's been around a lot now. Is Gia still around? I haven't seen her in about six weeks now. She dumped you. I'm worried. I'm worried about some of them. Yeah. Let me go. But yeah, I haven't seen Gia since the one time she appeared on the Ring Doorbell. And yes, we still have the Ring Doorbell. I'll be posting new video from that soon. Yeah. It's now just, it doesn't even ring for the cats or the raccoons. It's so used to them that it doesn't even highlight them in history. It's like, yeah, they were here again. Whatever. Raccoon eating food. What more do you want, dude? What more do you want? So. But it is interesting. I'm concerned about the Raccoon. Raccoon with one shoe. Concerned about him. Where is his shoe? Yeah. Yeah. For those who don't know, yeah. When my nephew and my niece, my grandnephew and my niece, were living, originally living here about a year, year and a half ago, he left his sneakers on the front porch. And something disappeared with one of the sneakers. Yep. Yep. To this day, we still have not found it. Yes. He wants, he wanted that as his baby. Yes. Probably. Yes. His baby shoe. Yep. Yeah. We're still, we are now 40 after, have not heard. Wow. Yeah. He's the Amaran. I guarantee you he's the Amaran. Yep. Yeah. It's a conspiracy. Again, for those turning in, this is the Lane Myers special. Lane Myers is currently having the initial appearance at his probation revocation hearing. It goes in a couple of parts. The next part will be the actual revocation hearing. This is the initial appearance. This is where they say what evidence they have against him. And then he says yes or no to it. And then they file for everything next week. These things usually just go a few minutes. It doesn't go this long. That's the concerning part. Also this week, Lane Myers got the judge changed in this case. It was assigned back to D. Douglas Metcalf, who handled his original trial and sentencing last year, who is very familiar with the case. Yeah, as it should. As it should be him. And who basically found a way to handle Lane's eccentricities. Yep. Yeah. Patience of a saint. Yeah. In fact, he gave a sweetheart deal to Lane Myers for this. You know, he gave a sweetheart deal. So, whatever Lane thinks of it, there were, I mean, Lane was saying, you can't tell me I can't talk to my friends. Well, Lane, you pleaded guilty in a plea deal. You are guilty in a plea deal and you accepted these terms. Had you, you could have fought them. You could have fought these terms. You could have appealed this, even though you accepted the plea deal. Well, you know, this whole thing about, well, it's not fair a year later. Well, you know, dude, you agreed to it to get out of jail. He didn't think he would actually have to listen to him. That's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. And going live with your stupidity. Yep. Where you're violating it left and right. He's blaming the supposed gay male chat room for his downfall or this whole thing. Gay male chat room. But the fact is that, you know, he was broadcasting it long before we even noticed it. He was doing this shit on his channel long before anyone else noticed it. His probation officer had full access to his channel. So his probation officer should have been monitoring what he was posting. If he did not, then there's serious questions about his probation officer. Well, they have so many cases. But still, he was supposed to be monitoring that channel. He was supposed to be, especially if he had back-end access to that channel, then, yeah, you should have been monitoring it, dude. That's all I can say. Jeremy Delight's probation officer was really good. Right. He was never monitoring Jeremy because Jeremy did the same shit. He wasn't supposed to be doing this or that. You know, he couldn't figure out how to shut down his YouTube. Bullshit. Right. And then he does a video mocking the probation officer. What happens? He gets arrested. Yep. Right. Yep. Yep. To be fair, Jeremy DeWitt is a case study on how much you can fuck around and find out. Exactly. In one person. Still not illegal to be an asshole. Yep. Yep. Finally, karma finally caught up. He's due in 12 years. And then he's got to go to federal prison. Yep. Do I want to know what's going on inside chat? Pants is saying someone's getting punished. May I watch? No, ignore it. Is somebody being naughty? They're all being naughty. It's been a naughty day. Naughty, naughty. It's been a naughty day. Good Lord. People just want to involve me. And I say, hell no. Yeah, you got pulled into the Dr. Dave versus Rod and Sam thing. I did. You know. And I never do anything in there. I never say anything. Right. And no offense to either of those guys, but we've had more bigger stories right now. I mean, I'm not saying that they're not important, but I am saying that we've had our distractions. Yeah. And, you know, if you want to bitch about us or whatever, that's fine. I don't care because I'm not watching right now. I just don't want people to be uncivil to each other no matter what they're talking about. Well, and that's the rules of the server. Be nice. I know. I know. So if you can't be nice. Both the people they were talking about are asshats. Don't get into an argument about asshats. Right. Don't. It's not worth it. Oh, yeah. Because you can never find the right size hat. Well, that's why I don't argue with you, Gia. Oh. DJ, you going to stand there and take that? You going to defend your woman's honor? Yeah, DJ. Yeah, DJ. What you going to say about that? What you going to say about that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Talk to the finger. I'm just shaking my head. I'm just shaking my head. Yeah. Why I'm on screen is that, yeah, you guys forced me to do this by making donations. We will have the end of the month renamed Jim Scam coming up. I mean, donation thing coming up as my moist cast name is. It is coming to an end at the end of the month. So you guys will be able to vote if we come up with this set amount for next month and possibly the month after. That said, we also have updates to staffing issues. Well, I have heard that Katie, who has been working with Mr. Pants, has a companion who will be handling the East Coast. Her name is Hallie, and she will be starting on Monday. Wow. So Hallie will be here on Monday. Is her last name Barry? No, it is not. I'm not saying her name because you may look it up. You may end up looking up and doxing her. So our new intern. She's not a goth girl. She's got nothing to worry about. Our new interns, Katie and Hallie. Katie does the transcription services at the command of Mr. Pants. Sometimes she is working at 4 a.m., people. So if you want to donate towards Katie on the GoFundMe, yes. Nice. Katie, bar the door. Katie, bar the door. Yes. And Hallie herself is, I don't know if she's set for this stuff, but she should be here on Monday. So we will get her set up and do her role, and hopefully she'll be helping screening some of these stories, contacting some of the people that I just don't get around to contacting, such as maybe even Chili DeCastro for quotes on his latest escapades. So, yeah. Yeah. Maybe not on that one. I don't know. It's a busy boy. That Hallie is prepared for. He's a busy, busy boy. Well, it'll scare Chili, though. I mean, that's the problem. He's scared of women, so of course he won't comment. Yes. I hope she doesn't have boobs. Well, I have. I cannot comment on that. And as our HR representative, Gia. Yeah, that's true. You probably should. Yeah. Do not body shame anyone. And as Pants has put it, Pants, Katie is an intern who does all her best work on my lap. Whoa. Whoa. But we do not need to get together. I'm not going to get in that sort of trouble, especially with Rose out there listening. It's getting warm in here. No. Maybe I should take my shirt off or at least my pants. Gia, do you want to veto his pants? Yeah. I got 75 of them. Oh, 75. Yeah, veto the pants. Yep. Veto his pants. And I veto Phil. Well, you can't veto Phil for the night. We're going to need Phil coming up. Oh, damn it. Damn it. I know. So, Mr. NCR, your pants have been vetoed. What do you do? Well, seeing as I've got no vetoes, it means I got drop trial again on camera. Drop trial, baby. Yep. Dear Lord. Body shame your dog. How can you body shame a dog? Well, it's very easy. Ah, here you go. Here we go. Whoa. Pants off. Damn. Yeah. Nice. Nice. I don't need to see anything else. Your pants are off now. Thank you, Gia, for sacrificing one of your 74 Vs. Yep. May or may not be William Pooh in it. May or may not have underwear. May or may not be rocking some cute underwear. We don't know. Yeah. Yeah. You guys to figure out and guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In programming news, next Thursday is our monthly marathon. So, we will be with you from 12 noon Eastern until 8 p.m. Eastern. Then Phil takes over from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern. Next Thursday, we will be doing drunk girl coverage. And we will be marrying off Mr. NCR as his one month free of being married comes to an end. We are looking for candidates to marry off to Mr. NCR. So, if you have that cousin with one eyebrow or the sister who has been married 10 times already. Or an eye patch. Or an eye patch. A pirate. A woman with an eye patch. Yes. Yes. These are all eligible to marry Mr. NCR. Yes. Right here on this channel. On this channel, folks. He will be married. In fact, maybe we'll get a dress up for Pope Phil to be his pope next week. Maybe we'll find a pope. Somebody called Zoe Chubby. Is that Bobby Chubby? She's not chubby. She's 26 pounds. I'm on screen right now. And I'm plain old fat. So, you can call me fat if you want to. Look up the weight. Look up what the proper weight for a corgi is. And she's not chubby. I have seen fat corgis. And then look up what the weight for an actual dog is. And you will see a difference. Oh, dear God. Oh, dear God. Yeah. I think Phil's asking to wear the cone of shame again. He's so bitter. He's just so bitter. I know. DJ, you're going to tap the screen again. Yes, I'm bitter. I'm bitter. Party of blood. Party of blood. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you, Mrs. Tom. You are a sweetheart for doing it. We are still waiting for Judy, who is in court right now, waiting for the outcome of this probation hearing. I don't know if anyone... Let me take a look, see if anyone else is. This is a... Let's see if they are live. I don't think anyone else is live on the subject right now. No, it doesn't look like it, at least on their main channel. No. Yeah. So this, the Lane supporters are saying this is a hidden court. It is a hidden court. And they are doing things in secret. Secret, I say. Secret. Secret. Yeah. They are trying Lane Myers in secret, even though the facilities open to the public, courtrooms open to the public. And we are now about 53 minutes into since they were scheduled to begin. So, yeah, I'm wondering what's going on, honestly. The original hearing for Lane Myers was scheduled for 25 minutes, which, what's the over-under, Phil, on that going 25 minutes? I'm going to say the... I'm going to have to say over on that. I'm going to have to say over on that. And I would say 50 minutes. 50 minutes. 50 minutes. Yeah. Pants is helping. Star Chamber Kangaroo Court. Boo. Boo. Boo. They do have a time limit. That's right, Sue Bear, because the court does close at 5 o'clock, I believe. It's 4.53 p.m. their time. Yeah. We are also awaiting, if it goes in Pacer tonight, I doubt it will, Chile DeCastro's latest lawsuit. Chile had said he was suing, apparently, the Clark County Detention Center over what they did to him in his... When he was in Clark County Detention Center. I'm telling you, they moved Roy. They moved Roy out of his car. That's what happened. He took Roy away the long of his life. That's it. That's what happened. PTSD. Yep. So they took it. This would be... The statute of limitations technically may have already ran out in that case if he didn't file it sooner. So we'll see if they give him grace. And it really depends on what they did to him. They. They. They. They. So that's what we want to see, what the allegations are. We will have that as soon as we can get that. We will have copies on the website. Reallycoolsite.org. That's reallycoolsite, one word, dot O-R-G. For those that only know us through the really cool news videos or this show, we do have a sister site. And on that sister site, the actual print versions or electronic print versions of every story is posted. And they include the documents when we have them that accompany every story. They also have links to the source material when we can provide that. Now, some folks do delete their videos. They're not always going to be available. But when they're available, we will have them on the site. So... Yeah, he's probably suing every single jailer, guard, you know, captain, everybody. Then he's got to serve them all. So that'll be another three. Yep. Well, he's got, what, two or three that are on hold because he has not served anybody. Yeah. He keeps getting... Extensions. Getting delays of them. And he has his appeal in the LVMPD case was delayed again the other month till the middle, I think it's middle of August, because he can't afford the transcripts from his trial in February. Yeah. So he basically punted to... Because he can't afford to pay for them yet. But he does apparently have $4,000 in his GoFundMe. He should have plenty of cash if he wants to pay for those transcripts right now. And he hasn't paid Blue Bacon. He hasn't served the judges. He was supposed to put it in the newspaper because he doesn't have electronic filing or whatever. Yes. I know. Yes. Just on and on and on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it were not for Laying Myers, we'd be going live right about now. Yes. Our normal show begins every, well, six nights a week at 8 o'clock Eastern for those who are here. We do have an above average number of viewers tonight. And again, we are waiting for Judy, who is in the courtroom taking notes diligently. She may have a delay as she gets home from this. But we will provide you with coverage from Judy's notes as soon as we get them. Oh, Virgo. Yes. Say yes to McDonald's french fries. Say yes to McDonald's french fries. As I have to feed. Miss Helen, some more cheese balls here. Yes. Cheese balls. Cheese balls. Yes. Or else she won't be quiet for the rest of the broadcast. Did you hear about the TikTok video of the guy dipping his cheese balls in glitter? I did not. Oh, my God. It was pretty nuts. It was pretty nuts. Oh, good word. To eat them? No, no. He's making a joke. Ow. He's making a joke. Yeah. Yeah. A film joke. A film joke. A film joke. A film joke. A film joke. A dad joke. A dad joke. Yes. A dad joke. Oh. Okay. Mr. NCR, what news do you have while we... Well, I'm double-checking. He's here. Well, as Internet God brought up earlier. Oh, excuse me. Jimmy Hague did... Jimmy Hague did... Was found guilty on two charges. Jimmy Hague, better known in the furrowing world as JC News Now for his Arkansas arrest in March, where he went to a... And also known as a well-known court sob set, too, by the way. As Jimmy Hague. Yes. As Jimmy Hague. Yes. Well, there you go. He went to an airport and was told to leave and told them, and this is verbatim, that if the officers at the airport trespass him, he will be attaching himself to their pensions so they better rethink what they're about to do. Oh, dear God. That, in Arkansas, is considered threatening or intimidating or trying to influence an official. So, they tacked that charge on there, and then as soon as he did, he tried to backtrack something fierce. Thank you, Tube Sock, for the $2 super chat. Myers won the appeal of the plea deal. He is free. Well, no, but thanks for being here. And please do not time out Tube Sock. He's a friend to the channel. Okay. He is Tube Sock. Something else, NCR? You're in Artie's, right? Corporate fiction or Bar and Grill stupidity? Corporate fiction. Corporate fiction. I'm in both. Okay. Okay. In the Sov Sid room, somebody else got sentenced. A frauditor. I mean, a Sov Sid got sentenced today. A guy with face tattoos. If you go look in his Sov Sid room, it happened today. I don't know if you already knew about that or not. I did not. Okay. I forget the guy's name. In other news, we have yet a strange controversy going on inside the world of First Amendment auditing and AI, where more AI channels and more channels sniping videos have been taking over. Thank you for the one gifted membership. It went to Virgo. Congratulations, Virgo. AI channels are now stealing videos from top creators like Long Island Audits and people like Amagazet Press. Editing out all but just the bare minimum of an audit of them yelling at the cops that they are going to sue them. We've also had new sightings of a former, well, I shouldn't say former, but a wannabe cop watcher and frauder and friend to sovereign citizen, broken system, broken trust, Wolverine transparency, arguing on live today about the difference that he has made as a cop watcher and explaining that he is a cop watcher to a member in his side chat saying that he has done more to hold cops accountable because they have firearms and they pull them out. And they are the reasons, cop watchers are the reasons why they got rid of stop and frisk. Oh, Josh. He has his butt finger guns, too. Don't forget their butt finger guns. Well, here's the thing. Wolverine transparency only has one. I know, but he did it. He did it on a live screen. Poor Josh. Thank you to Tomatoes who says that Chili is saying that. And we're going to do something for Lane Myers. I'm not sure who his support system is out there, but I wonder what he got arrested and put in the dungeon for. They're going to arrest all of us. They're going to arrest all of us. Just so you know, if you guys are doing my videos, enjoy them while you can, because they're going to arrest me and put me in jail. And they're going to hold me in jail under the National Defense Authorization Act. Oh, my God. You would have to commit an act of treason for that. I have brain abs now. Well, no, I mean, you could do terrorism or espionage. But he's not on anybody's radar. Nobody knows who the fuck he is. Of course not. They don't care. They don't care. Well, it's just like Regan Benson. Regan Benson thinks that when she talks in her camera to maybe 60 people in her room, she has power. And she is addressing people from all over the world. Yeah, but nobody in the area knows who the hell Regan Benson is. Yeah. Now, Chili with his close to 700,000 supporters, yeah, he'll occasionally get people who know who he is out in public. But the vast majority of those supporters are in the area he lives. So they know to look for Chili. Yeah. But aren't most of them just trolls? I don't know. Well, he gets 350 people in his chat. He's got almost 700,000 subscribers. Uh-huh. Right. Uh-huh. Yeah. Big name. Yeah. We are still waiting for Judy. You got this for her report. It is now a little past. Scheduled closing for the court there. Hopefully she is safe and hopefully she is coming home okay. I would have more subscribers if I did an all Corgi all the time YouTube channel. Oh, you might. And throw muffins at people. You might. In fact, we could put that on as a show here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you can hire someone to film you. Yeah. Yeah. We must do that. Yeah. Film me in the garden. I am keeping an eye out because LIA does have a court date next week. Yes. Next on Wednesday, isn't it? Yeah. The 15th. Yes. Film me bending over in the garden. Yeah. That would get viewed. There you go. Yeah. I have filmed that. I have filmed that. Yes, you have. Bending over in the garden. Yes, you have. Yes. Bending over lots of things. Yes. Yes. Come on, guys. It's only $99.99 a month on OnlySense. Yes. Good Lord. Good Lord. I'm going to get bright redder than I am right now. You know? Good Lord, folks. And that's how Jim became a cherry. Yep. That's how NCR gets the big screen. Yeah. Kick him out of bed and fuck him on the floor. What are you doing to me, big screen? Yep. Yep. On the floor. I'll take clothes off. You know I'm not afraid to, Jim. Maybe he should be wearing that flamingo outfit, you know? Can't. What did you do with the flamingo outfit? He murdered it. Well, he still can put the remains on. I'm sure it still has the hat. It doesn't get hard anymore. I actually tore it during the 4th of July. Oh. Yeah, he was humping it too hard. You tore it and it doesn't get hard anymore. No. That is so sad. That is so sad. Out of your age. But at your age, you've had a good run with it. You've had a good run with it. 59. 59, yeah. I am not 59. God damn it. 59. Oh my God. That is, yeah, 59. That is quite the time Mr. NCR is having here. Yep. Yep. Yep. He was wild that night. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Yep. I witnessed it. I was on panel. It was wild. Ooh. Yep. Yep. Yep. Again, folks, we are going to stay on the air until we at least get something back from Judy. It is now about 10 minutes up to the hour. Yeah. That's the night we fell in love. Yep. Okay. And yes, Hank's deck is bigger. I will agree. Thanks, Dick. Well, I will say this. I am looking at new costumes. And Hank was there. Hank was there. Yes. Hank was there. Yeah. Hank was there. It was great to see him. Yep. Yep. Uh, yeah. I mean, I have some ideas for new costumes. I got them saved in a... Dinosaur. Dinosaur. I saw a guy in a dinosaur costume today. It was hysterical. It was hysterical. Let me pull up. Let me pull up the Amazon here. Oh my God. I'm looking at. Yeah. His legs go in the legs of the dinosaur. Oh. And he's like riding the dinosaur. Yeah. It's hysterical. These would be full on onesie costumes I would have to wear. One is a flamingo with wings under the arm so I can flap my beautiful feathery wings. Oh. Mrs. Tom, I don't have anything to do with the boner pill ads. But I don't get to pick. They put the boner pill ads unless you pay for premium. So, hey! We're here to help your boner. That's it. Yes. One costume is a bat. So, I would be doing the bat tootsie on camera. Oh my God. The other is a kangaroo with a joey in the pouch. Oh. That would be cute. Until it gets X-rated. Because... Yeah. X-rated. X-rated joey. What's in that pouch? What's in that pouch? I mean, there's cautions I'm looking at. Maybe I get a... I finally grow up and become a real boy and become my lifelong dream of a wolf cop. Wolf cop. It's a horrible movie, but it's fucking awesome. Wolf cop. There we go. It is. It's a great movie. Wolf cop. Lisa can attest to it. Wolf cop. Great movie. Yay or nay? Okay. We have a sign of life. We're done. Because, of course, he went off several times. That's our first sign of life. Let me see. Let's see. I am waiting. I am asking. Judy may, in fact, drive home before she joins us because she can't get on. She can't get on from her phone. So, it'll be another 10, 15 minutes until we have Judy on panel. She is leaving. Wolf cop. Never heard of it. Wolf cop. Never heard of it. Although, I've never heard of most of the movies and see our streams. So, that's not new. I'm not offending anyone. Never heard of it. Not offending you. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. I am 65 years old, dude. And I have named off movies from some of the greatest Italian directors. Sorry. I'm not offending you. I'm just saying I haven't heard of it. What about Phantom of the Opera starring Lon Chaney? No. I've been to the theater to watch Michael Crawford perform. I was about to say. Phantom of the... The original Phantom in the second row in Los Angeles. It was unbelievable. I had never been to theater like that. It was unbelievable. I mean... Go ahead. Well, folks, as you are tuning in, we are waiting for Judy. She is exiting the courtroom now. She probably will get home before she joins us on panel. So, it'll be another 10, 15 minutes for that. We want to thank Judy for standing around. She's become a target for Lane and his followers lately. Yes. She is the woman he put her face on his screen with a gnome's giant penis on her cheek. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Lassie Lane Myers. Very good. Yes. Yes. Michael Crawford from Hello, Dolly. Remember him well. Yep. Hello. That was the Phantom. Yep. I'm sorry, but I need to expand your horizons, Gia. No. No. You're not going to do that at my age. Nope. Nope. I will be right back as you guys are talking about Michael Crawford. You're not going to do it. Michael Crawford. Don't try. Don't waste your time. I don't see it as a waste of time if I could introduce you into fine art. No. It's not going to happen. I don't watch television anymore. I don't watch movies. It is. I am all about UK crime. That's all you're going to get from me. What if I introduced you into the fine realms of Italian horror? No, thank you. They're more like suspense thrillers than they are horror. Life is scary enough, NCR, right now for me. No. No. No. I dated Phil. How much horror could I possibly live through now? Yes. That is true. That is true. I have been to hell and back. Yes. She has seen me naked. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Yes. More than once. It's, it, yeah. You don't want to take me there, NCR. I, I, I think I should. No, I will be. I think I should. I will be in a clown costume with an AF, with an AR-15 on top. Oh, yes. That clown costume again. What about this? What if I introduced you into a really good documentary series? Like really good. Like the history of the Rottweiler. Yes, the history of the Rottweiler. What should I walk back into? Good. The history of the Rottweiler. A documentary series. We're ready to introduce Gina into the history of the Rottweiler. How did you turn food off in 12 Easy Steps, Jim? I've seen it. The history of the Rottweiler. Yes, yes. I'm sorry, Jim, but, you know, there are classics I play and you would enjoy them. Like the Universal War movies. Those are classics. No. No. No. My life is a horror story. Please don't. But then I feel like I'm not doing my job. I don't clean toilets anymore. I'm retired. I'm retired from everything. I dump Phil. I'm on to a new life. Yep. Parents, I could play that, but I might get tough on the road. Toilet cleaning is exclusively NCR's position now. No, it is not. I am not doing that job. Well, Phil has to do it tonight because Phil lost his wheel spin. So, Phil has to deal with the puddle of yuck. Puddle of yuck. I mean, some of your favorite actors got their start in the puddle of yuck. Well, actually, yes. All right. You like Law & Order? Who, me? Sure. You like Law & Order SVU? Okay. Mariska Harshkate got her start by appearing in the Nightmare on Elm Street TV series. There you go. I wasn't aware there was a TV show. Brad Pitt also appeared on that show. Okay. A lot of actors get their start in that particular genre because it's a great way to get your foot into cinema. Into acting. You always need extras. Okay. We may have... Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. You know what I'm making? Ooh, I've got something good for you, folks. Yeah. We've got a new document in the Lane Myers case. Wow. We will have this up on the server in just a minute. I've got to download it and pay for it and all that. Remember, folks, in the Lane Myers case, yeah, it's $10 a document. So anything helps if you want to contribute to our GoFundMe. Let's see. Do I still have our GoFundMe? Yeah, we do have it right there. Anything helps. We put out about $50 this week alone in Lane Myers documents because the state of Arizona knows how to get money out of us. Now, this apparently is related to Lane Myers'... That's the wrong screen. Let's go to the window. Oh, my God. First, we are hearing from Judy. Lane did not get out. And the hearing is not until August. Wow. So Lane Myers will be in jail at least until August. We will have more. Wow. When Judy joins us. But what we're about to share, I have not previewed yet. So bear with me. Is it from today? Yes. Wow. That's fast. We filed a few minutes ago. It's on the screen now. Five-page document by Laura Conover, who is the deputy county... Or, yeah, the Pima County attorney. Comes now the state of Arizona by and through Pima County attorney Laura Conover and her deputy Rachel Stiles, pursuant to rule 27.6 of the Arizona Rules of Criminal Procedure, hereby petitions the court to revoke the defendant's probation. The state supplements the petition filed by... Was that someone coming back in? It was me. It was me. My service changed. The state supplements the petition filed by the Adult Probation Department on July 8, 2026. Okay, we don't have a copy of that document yet, but if it comes up, we will. Facts. The defendant was charged with offenses in CR 20251060 after the defendant started a YouTube campaign against the victim due to her spouse's employment as a Tucson City prosecutor. The victim obtained an injunction against harassment against the defendant, but he continued his efforts at contact and with posting videos causing others to contact the victim. The defendant... Judy is saying Resnick kind of screwed him. Hold on, let me type to Judy. Sorry about that, folks. She will be joining us soon. She's saying Resnick kind of screwed Lane Myers, and it was fascinating. So, uh-oh. Wonder what's going on there. So, the defendant was charged in CR 20251454 with additional offenses committed while on release from CR 1060. So, by continually putting up videos causing further communications with the victim, the defendant entered a plea agreement on June 9, 2025. In both cases, on July 1, 2025, the defendant was placed on probation for two different offenses. In CR 1060, pursuant to a plea agreement, the defendant was found guilty of stalking distress fear, a Class 5 felony committed September 12, 2024 through February 2025. In CR 1454, pursuant to a plea agreement, the defendant was found guilty of aggravated harassment court order in place, a Class 6 felony committed on March 16, 2025. He was placed on probation as to both matters for three years with conditions of probation he was required to follow. The defendant was required to abide by the following terms while on probation that were ordered by the court and encompassed under conditions 15 in his conditions of probation document. 1. Do not contact the victim or her family. 2. Do not go to the victim's home. 3. Do not go to the victim's place of employment, meaning the building where she works or where she parks her car. 4. Do not encourage others to contact the victim, go to her home or place of employment. 5. Do not engage in activities that would be reasonably expected to cause others to harass or contact the victim or her family. 6. Remove all videos that mention the victim or her family or include identifying information about them. 7. Allow probation full access to your YouTube channel and any other social media to determine whether you are abiding by the conditions. 8. Do not associate or communicate directly or indirectly with Joshua Gray from New Somerta Beach, Florida. 9. YouTube handle This is a Public Service. 9. Mark Kelly, Tucson, Arizona. YouTube handle Reluctant Profit. 9. Do not post information about the victim, her husband, or her minor children on YouTube or social media. 9. Yes, folks, remember to like and subscribe. 10. Like and subscribe. 10. Yes. 10. Furthermore, the victim was granted a lifetime no contact injunction against the defendant. 10. The adult probation department filed a petition to revoke the defendant's probation on July 9, 2026, 11. With the allegation that on or about June 14, 2026, through July 3, 2026, the defendant posted information about the victim and her husband on YouTube. Condition 15. Alleged violations of probation. 11. Rule 27.6 of the Arizona Rules of Criminal Procedure provides that the probation officer of the state may petition the court to revoke probation if there is a reasonable cause to believe that the probationer has violated a written condition or regulation of probation. 11. The probationer has violated a petition for alleged violation of one condition of probation contained within condition 15. The state hereby alleges there is reasonable cause to believe the probationer has violated the following conditions as ordered by the court and encompassed in condition 15. 12. That is, 12. Do not engage in activities that would reasonably be reasonably expected to cause others to harass or contact the victim or her family. 13. Remove all videos that mention the victim or her family or including identifying information about them. 13. Do not associate with Joshua Gray. 14. Do not post information about the victim, her husband, or her minor children on YouTube or other social media. 16. Do not fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully fully I'm sure that Lane Myers' defense attorney will be, or even Lane Myers, will be filing a response to this. Again, we are going to wait for Judy to get here. She will have a firsthand account. Lane apparently went off a couple of times, hence the delay. Shocking! Again, Lane Myers will be held until at least August because that is the first hearing in this whole thing. I do want to thank Judy in advance for basically being our news on the scene for this and our news on the scene for the James Freeman case, which is coming up on, I believe, the 31st of this month. Of course, you'll be here to give live updates from the court as well. Now, again, we are funded by you guys, so any Super Chats or whatever you want to give us, yeah. Everything helps at this point. Keeps the lights on, keeps us going, keeps me buying these documents especially. Mr. Josh Gray actually loves our documents because he is reposting them. Yes, he does. If anyone wanted to or if anyone had tuned into MIRB, they know that Mr. Josh Gray took one of our documents last night, which we had redacted Mr. Lane Myers' birth date out of, reposted it in his own, in a Google Drive, and somehow the redactions had disappeared with my name on the form. So, yeah, dude, if you're serious about protecting your buddy, please, if we redact it, make sure it's redacted. That's why we do our best at it. But Adobe sometimes, you know, does things. And Adobe sometimes unredacted. So if it's highlighted in red and black, redact it. Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. You know, the other thing that Josh Gray does is he gets tingly feelings in our gay chat room. Yes, he does, apparently. Virgo, anything helps at this time. Document assistance may be needed coming up, depending on what Lane files in the next couple of weeks and what's coming up here. We don't know what, how many. That was Phil, Mrs. Tom. Phil's car. Are you out getting pizza, Phil? No, I'm out. I was just at the vape store. Oh, you were vaping. Okay. I'll cheers to that, bro. Okay. So we are waiting on Judy to get home. We are going to stay until Judy is done. Judy lives in the area, but we are telling her to drive safely because this is important. This is probably going to be the only account of what's going on from anybody in this case. Is JJ with her or no? I don't believe so. Okay. Okay. She did not want to expose JJ to. Yeah, I understand. Yep. That said, yeah, JJ may just go on her own because JJ is JJ. Yeah, JJ will be running this place one day. If I die, yeah, you'll be dealing with JJ every day. Thank God. Thank God. Every day. Thank God. Yes. JJ is taking over. She doesn't know she's taking over, but she's in my will to take over this whole. Yes. Yep. Yep. And to ban me. Yep. Yes. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. I will be releasing this document in a couple of minutes, but I can't say Phil take over because Phil is driving right now. No. I will be funding all of Phil's children. Yep. Let's see. Yes. Yes. Yes, you will. I will. They're all in my. None of them. They're all in my. Yep. And none of them are from you. So. Yeah. No. There's not. Thank God for that. That's true. She thanks the Lord every day. Yep. Yep. That ended 50 years ago. 50 years ago. For both of them. That's it. Phil's oldest child is 53 years old. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And they all have a really unique name. It's weird. Yes. It's just weird. Yes. Yes. Filipina, Solito, Phil, 1 through 5. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am posting it in the document stump right now, for those of you who see it. Yes, Jeff Gray, Josh Gray, whatever the hell your name is. Josh Gray. We are sticking it up in the Lane Myers Memorial Gay chat room, and then I will stick it over on Murph's. I think he should just go there. Go where? I know Murph's a friend of the channel, but when it comes to Lane, I kind of think it would be ironic and funny to see him have to go there, that particular chat room, to get that info. Let's just be there. Let's just be there. I'm a bit of an evil person. According to some people. Oh, the Bluegrass Fest is getting set up. It's Bluegrass Fest this weekend. How fun. Okay. New doc and curated. Okay. So if you're on our Discord, you can find it in, excuse me, the Lane Myers Memorial Gay Mail chat room, where Pants has been voted the first lady of the Lane Myers Gay Mail chat room. Yes. Just earlier today. Or you can do it over in Murph's Discord server. So, sorry for the dead air, folks. We are waiting on Judy. She said he's hitting every blessed red light on the way home. So, we are waiting. Mrs. Tom, again, that is Pope Phil. He is coming home. All right. Yes. Locking my car. Locking my car. Wow. Thank you. I don't know why people object to safety. Yeah. Thank you, Virgo Ray. Is that the Mercedes? No. No. Can I wait, Scar? Okay. Again, thank you for the donation, Virgo Ray. So, it is much appreciated. We are, please, if you can't, if you can't donate, please like, share, subscribe, comment, go through our videos, comment on our videos. Everything helps get us into the algorithm. We have been doing pretty well for us lately. You know, some of the videos are hitting an actual thousand people a day, especially the Lane Myers stuff. some of the chili. Wow. So, we've done, we are working our asses off to improve the product and get it to you on a timely basis. So, what are subs up to now? I think we just hit 23,000. I think we, no shit. No shit. Yeah. 23,000. Wow. Wow. And we had just a notice like a week ago that we had finally hit 90,000 total views in our lifetime. Wow. I know it's nothing compared to Chile De Castro. Oh, of course. But we will probably hit 1,000,000 total views in our lifetime as of the summer. Wow. thank you all of you who made that happen. Just, the fact is, Luke, we don't watermark them because, basically, we are donated by you guys. So, we're not giving these documents. Those documents are paid by you guys. So, they are made available everywhere and they are free to, to you guys do with what you want. Yeah. Amazing client. I'm not complaining about Josh using our documents. I'm complaining that if he, if there's redactions, make sure they're still redacted. Yeah. Make sure they're redacted. So, you don't expose your best buddy, his information that he's whined about us not doing. Yes. Lane Myers has gone on multiple rants where he said that, oh, they showed my PO box. That's my address. They doxed me. I live in that box. Yeah. I live in that box. As justification for doxing my address. Yeah. He also said that we put his address out there during the, during his trial last year. Well, I'm going through dox from his trial last year. And there is no doxing. I don't see anything in there that, that actually has his address in there. No. No. Unless it's the address of the prison facility he was in, the Pima County jail. So, well, that does seem to be his home away from home. So, yeah. Well, last year, at least, uh, he did what, six weeks in there awaiting trial. So, yeah. Uh, again, we are awaiting Judy. Judy says that Lane Myers is going to be staying in jail till at least August. So, uh, they've got him on these charges and these charges were all related to the victim. So, uh, uh, hopefully they can, they can prove their case. Uh, they'll be, they'll be right back with us folks. Uh, yeah, we do have some dead air here again. We're going to go until Judy is, Judy has her whole story done. That may be a little after nine o'clock time, but I'm thanking y'all for being with us and making us a part of your life. Uh, it's a choice to be with us. You know, we're not the, we're, we're all kind of weird and we have a weird energy, but, uh, I'm not that weird. Well, yeah. For someone who dresses in a flamingo outfit. Yeah. Okay. One, the costume was bought when I hit five K and I didn't hear you guys bitching and moaning about it when you were pitching the ideas. Ooh, little snippy there. Little snippy. Okay. Folks, if we hit 25,000 subscribers, we will pitch in and buy NCR a new outfit. How about that? Yes. Yes. 5,000 subscribers. Yes. We will pitch in and buy NCR a new onesie. Yes. Yes. Yes, we will. Uh, no, we won't because my body, my rights. We, we will buy NCR a new onesie to wear. No. Yes. We will be voting on said one. No, no, because I won't do it. I will. I won't do it. I won't come on the air. Yeah. I will return to sender. I, I will say this NCR because you're being, uh, uh, a baby about it. I will wear the same onesie. I will wear the same onesie. And thank you. We just got another anonymous donation for $200. So thank you to that. Thank you. Uh, I, if, if you wear it, I will wear it at the same time. NCR, we will be matching. NCR. It's something I would have to actually think about because I don't know if I can trust you, Jim. How could you not trust me? If we both have the same outfit, we will wear them on the air at the same time. Cause I know you, you'll find some kind of goddamn loophole. Now, now there are acts of God and all that, but I swear on my Ollie North honor that, that in fact, here, let me turn the camera on. Let me turn the camera on. And I, let me, excuse me. It's not going to happen. We're not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. That's, uh, uh, Gia weigh in on this. I was offering that if we get NCR an outfit for, if we hit 25,000, uh, subscribers, uh, I will wear the same onesie that he does. Oh, please. God, no, please. God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no on camera wearing a onesie no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes people can contribute for that to happen and people can contribute to make sure that doesn't happen no no no yeah uh uh onesie time no no no no no no no no no no the onesie grip the onesie grip that's right you know what if we get to 30 000 i will wear a song on on camera oh yes yes yes yes it is an amazing amazing sight every every single member will leave i'll be there yep but everybody else will leave yep bill will be here and uh up they'll be ready for some action oh yes i will yes i will bring back memories that will bring back memories i mean yeah i got my own headaches to deal with because i know what the biting costume for myself or at least try to repair the flamingo i have now no you busted her you broke her you destroyed her you broke her let me actually pull the costume out and actually see how bad it is because i haven't checked since it actually ripped can't she sew him can't sew baby hold on the baby so the baby so the baby virgo wraith if i were in your area i would go to jack in the box tonight go to jack in the box let's see oh i see yeah you you you hurt her yes you did while npr is looking at his flamingo onesie again we're waiting it's not a onesie it's an inflatable costume well he's turned it into a onesie it's a onesie yes uh we are waiting for judy for her first hand account of what happened with lane myers if you are just tuning in lane is being held no like at least august it looks like until the first hearing in report revocation uh uh yeah flex seal flex seal ncr no no wifey not that kind of folks uh folks that remember for those who are just joining us for the first time we do this five nights or six nights a week i'm on five nights and phil has mondays we take sunday nights off because sunday night football damn it there is no football there is no football uh remember we are also going to uh uh going to be doing football picks this year we're working that out with mr newman on uh everyone can be involved uh we'll have uh an ongoing thing during the system the uh season we will not be heading however it will just be for uh just for for uh reputation so uh yeah so we will be having football this this fall during the nfl season uh so we will be doing football picks uh ongoing football picks on the server and maybe uh friday nights or or well not friday night maybe wednesday nights on this channel we may be doing that so uh yeah that's green bay green bay uh uh it's it's gonna be hard to yeah yeah it's gonna be hard to beat last season when my seattle seahawks went all the way baby yes uh uh yes the glorious so we went from four to eleven four and eleven to eleven and four with a new coach there you go you can't take that away from me you cannot take that away from me nope nope that's right nope nope okay we are waiting uh judy jack in the box is owned by purina ladies and jim uh gia is saying gia or or uh judy is saying gia sucks for saying that the packers suck so there you go yeah there you go okay ban me uh she is listening uh yes she is she is listening uh yes mr uh chili de castro has uh let's see chile de castro has pledged to help out lane myers so lane may be getting an influx influx of wow uh from chile de castro though chile was not aware that this is a probation revocation uh situation so who knows lane maybe last time last time lane was in the pima county jail he was he was appearing on live stream straight from the from the jail he in fact they they had to change the rules because he was on live stream so much so generous chili's giving other people's money away how generous yes other people's money away so uh again we're waiting for uh uh the hell uh yeah it looks like we lost uh uh pope bill again so he'll be back crying he's crying uh over the packers of course well yeah he's he's been very bitter lately and dealing with a lot of depression and anxiety but it's understandable this time there he is he's back there he is yes i'm back crying his eyes out over those had to go get his banky yep yeah yes yes yes yes that happened a lot get my binky get my binky get my binky get my binky his binky his binky his binky uh again because you wouldn't recognize the safe word yes to binky get my binky uh yeah uh we are chili de castro announced earlier that he filed his latest lawsuit today we will have that up he apparently if i'm reading this right also did a plug for the documents of chili de castro which is run by our favorite troll pdocs uh uh uh congratulations for the plug on air apparently uh we will also be if we get those documents we'll be making them available on merms web uh discord server our own discord server and on really cool site.org that's one word really cool site dot o-r-g which is the print version uh or the electronic print version of all of our stories if you prefer to read them uh but i mean i mean chance reads them so well he can read it to you oh my god as you follow along you know what i mean wow the voice the velvet voice yep the velvety voice something velvety pants that's right yep yep um uh according yeah luke let me take a look at that uh apparently uh uh how wonder how josh got that news yeah wow uh yes how'd you get that lane will not be going home today oh uh yeah i mean so he's going for weed withdrawals you know that's tough that's that's uh i wouldn't know but yeah someone named blind justice 666 posted maybe you communicating with lane isn't a great idea as that is one basis they were using to attempt to revoke his probation uh go figure yeah go figure uh just saying just saying uh yeah we got five we've got a five minute count on judy five minutes till okay five minutes till uh folks we will not be doing drunk girl tonight we will be resuming that tomorrow night i'll also be turning the camera back on tomorrow night as it's part of my punishment for this week uh also part of my punishment for this week is i uh have been snack free for the past three days now uh-huh no seriously i believe you i believe you uh i have not touched any chips i have not touched uh i did have apple pie for breakfast this yes you did yes that was i was discussed uh breakfast uh breakfast thing i probably will be doing that again to finish off the apple pie that you bought me uh yes uh apple yeah yeah favorite pie in the world now that damn gia damn gia uh schwann's at uh used to sell this uh chocolate ice cream pie that was uh it had like a a cookie crumble crust uh oh my god it was amazing uh i missed schwann's schwann's moment delivery for those who uh remember it went out of business like two years ago now uh it was fantastic i missed that place so much uh it had briefly become yellow before they ran out of money uh but it was the big yellow trucks that would come to your house and deliver folks of the foods uh so many memories of schwann's uh over the years uh those bastards uh uh thank you great granny uh it's never a punishment for us to see your handsome face oh how sweet i know it's got a great yes uh so so to recap lane will be in jail at least till august which is next month uh uh yeah i mean we we kind of knew this was going there uh we we uh as paul caro says over on uh merv's channel who would have thought that violating your probation is an ineffective way to get the judge to consider yes the probation yeah yeah yeah yeah until filming yourself doing it yeah filming yourself for hours at a time yep yep yes if he would have requested the you know the change in probation and shut his mouth right right it might have gone it might have gone better uh yeah i mean seriously night diver down night uh he just i mean night diver down yeah he can't he can't yeah uh chi chi breaking breaking what's breaking chi chi uh uh other than apparently the gay the lane myers memorial uh gay male chat room yeah uh proud to be a member struck again uh yeah and folks we have reopened our server you do have to fill out an application to be on it there are five questions you must fill out and if you are registering a sock account that was just made today good luck i won't approve you to the server do you have an application to be banned uh no but there's an application to to uh the server uh that that keeps the bots out that also keeps the folks who are just coming in to screenshot out so uh i can't make an application to be banned no but reasons why if you want to vouch for somebody uh never then then tell me privately and i i can approve them or if you're somebody who's applying uh you can make a large donation to our uh gofundme and you will be a natural shoe-in as i can't be bribed i don't keep right out for nobody right nobody no uh nobody no and for everyone who has donated uh like virgo for the hundred bucks you get 10 vetoes you get a veto for every ten dollars that you donate yeah i know i've been horrible about that tonight but uh whoever donated i know i have 96 vetoes now 96 feet yeah yep so just go ahead bring it on yep uh i heard a beep and without further ado ladies and gentlemen i bring you judy you got this judy judy judy judy judy judy how you doing oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my god lane was laning all over the place i told you he was i told you he was lane lane was leaning he just all over yeah whoops yeah let me all over i predicted it yep okay you want me just to yeah i've added yeah yeah let me give you what they're all waiting for the tldr is that he will be um he has two hearings coming up one is the evidentiary hearing he he denied all of the probationary claims uh-huh so therefore it will be um there will be an evidentiary hearing where he can say no this didn't happen and where the state and probation gets to say well yes it did and then the judge not a jury the judge gets to make the decision that will be tuesday august 11th um wow now the his motion he is relatively sure that because he filed that motion to modify his probation that kicked all of this off because of course the world revolves around mr myers so not that not that probation was collecting evidence all along no it was his motion that that kicked everything off okay of course um that will be an oral argument on thursday august 6th so best case scenario i mean as far as lane is concerned as soon as the judge hears his argument for why his probation should be modified it's going to be removed and everything else is moved that's what he said okay so okay so let me get the date straight the sixth is for an oral argument on the motion motion to modify his probation modify his probation then the 11th will be the evidentiary hearing to revoke the probation and lay and sure that the second one won't happen because because he is laying by his his arguing the merits of of his his motion will just make everything else moot i will say that um the uh the evidentiary hearing miss styles was like well normally i would say it would only be an afternoon but i think in this case we're gonna say one full day of course of course because it's lame because it's lame all right yep so that's the tldr okay um so there was a security person there hi simba um there was the victim and her husband there along with the victim and advocate um there was one other guy that i recognized from some of the other hearings but i can't i can't place him right now and me that's it no so they're supportive that simba he was he i mean he has thoughts as well so if if mr meyers thought that um there was gonna be a whole host of folks in there um that didn't happen one guy not taking notes just sitting there um and they are not streaming anymore because um he uh apparently the the contract that pima county had um was during covid and using covid funds and those funds have now dried up so they won't be streaming it anymore now he did um the judge did say that he is open to audio recording only but not streaming and um you know basically like a reporter taking having the audio so that you can check your notes later on kind of a thing um but no streaming um i did just oh oh look look look look what notebook i had look at my little notes in oh god a really cool news reporter yes we we sell those on our uh our team t springsite yes wow took all the notes took all the notes well well first let me ask you did did lane recognize you did he he made a comment about me at one point oh oh and what did that come god you're famous um let me see he said some um when we were talking about oh come on where is it now he was very very not happy yeah with with with everything with freaking everything um he was very not happy with everything um he he was talking about how you know they're going to be people in here trying to be youtube famous just trying to get you know clicks um i was the only one in there yeah so yeah yeah okay all right um all right so the judge was already on the bench when they unlocked the doors um the pro the his probation officer sat at the at the state the prosecution's table with miss styles um okay he is a little bit of a silver fox i'm just i'm just gonna say that once and then i'm just gonna move on but i'm dearly beloved another gay man marriage there we go there's gonna be just 11 of us in bed yes there is um lane was brought in shaved head looking looking a little gnarly with the you know belly band and everything or or the the you know yeah the belly band for the handcuffs belly belly belly chain there you go um he automatically starts talking in a voice at least at this level if not louder the judge is trying to get everything ready to go his voice is can be a little distracting i know this will shock you his voice is distracting so he's trying to kind of keep mr meyers a little little you guys don't y'all don't understand because because you're trying to be you too famous here you know um there's a commotion out in the hallway after miss styles and the probation officer walks in um and miss styles is like oh there's mr resnick now and she was right mr resnick walks in um and he hops up into the the jury box with lane and um almost right away um lane starts talking about how miss styles had passed out to the judge to to mr meyers the um there's apparently there's a packet from probation and a packet from the state um so both of those packets she handed to lana what is this but this doesn't have the the exhibits in them they're just thumbnails they're screenshots what no i need the whole thing yeah and i figured after 20 minutes he was doing that crap yeah it wasn't even 20 minutes oh i mean i knew after it was like 20 minutes old that it was just another show yep no but what i'm saying is they need to bring a video not a screenshot why does this say i have a history of violence i've never been violent in my life this has been written by victim's husband this has it all this has his stuff all over it's all all he did i it was it was his special project going on and on um and resnick actually said hold on we're not there yet which good luck resnick good luck um so the judge's gotta you know call the case go on the record all of that kind of good stuff um what i found fascinating with resnick and i'm not sure if lane clocked it right away is that resnick is um is representing lane meyer on both of the probation items because he had those two case two case numbers and resnick is assigned as his attorney now for both of those um and i mean he basically said um you know you know this is going to cost a lot more than a regular probation violation so i told him before it the other where where it was first assigned um just roll with if you roll with me i'll roll with you you know i'll get it done i don't know if if mr myers fully realizes that he he can't argue his own case then right because miss styles did make mention that he's not a good person there isn't hybrid representation it's mr resnick or it's mr myers and right now resnick is assigned so i don't know um all right um and of course when the judge asked mr myers have you received you know did you receive my order i haven't gotten anything because of course he never gets anything right um he wants to talk to resnick for a little bit he is talking at this level with his attorney so i'm i'm writing down notes because if you're going to talk that loudly yeah yeah yeah yeah when you and and the judge is like you're supposed to be whispering so that it's you know it's like privileged communication confidential yep yep yep yep he's talking like this yep okay this is not real we're going to subpoena google this is google this is victim's husband's special project there's zero chance i put victim's name on my channel this is not valid he keeps saying okay okay buddy um this uh this this stuff was from two years ago and he starts to spiral so the judge is like okay we're gonna get we're going back on the record again let's let's uh you know kind of rein it in there um the judge has to define for mr myers the legal genius the difference between an allegation and evidence currently the um the paperwork the motions from the state and from probation are allegations they're not proof he wants to prove everything wrong right away they're allegations if if you deny the allegations then you move to an evidentiary hearing but you got to deny the allegations first he just was so so he was stuck on that one thing for a little little while um um all right then the state goes into this is why we brought forth our our petition to revoke probation um um and and and she she led with we asked him to be held without bond um and the case for that is if in all probability he will have jail time then he must stay in jail without bond and um what miss stile said is that after he filed his motion um you know to uh to adjust his probation he seemed to decide for himself that no probation existed at all for him no exactly exactly absolutely beautifully said beautifully said um and then she started listing all the ways yep um and she talked about um josh gray posting info uh 10 plus hour long live streams with names being blurted out all over the place doxing other individuals police reports filed um including in phoenix from the uh uh arizona prosecutor's a pack um i can't remember what it is now but basically it's prosecutors yeah that's who he's been focusing on for the last week or so yeah calling and harassing them yeah and and someone there has filed a police report against him yeah he can't help himself okay and just just declare he was actually harassing them on the live stream when he went dark and was apparently apprehended so yeah that live stream is still up on his channel yeah yeah um while miss styles is giving her her version to the court which is a time when um when resnick is trying to like take in all the info and figure out how he can do his arguments lane starts going off the bailiff has to come over to quiet him down yeah um and since all of this activity that all of a sudden mr myers has done the the victim is getting um all the contacts that she was getting before um and she said josh gray had admitted to running the website um you know sw lies so um yes uh he did that again today or uh day before last yep yep uh actually yesterday he said it on the air that he is running the website of her name lies yep yep that was live on his channel so she she wrapped it up with their these are blatant violations he is harming the victim and he is harming others please hold without bond so um then it was mr resnick's turn because you take turns in courts you don't just blurt out mr myers so he's i look i don't normally get fired up but i'm all fired up on this one i'm like you haven't seen his videos yet buddy but okay all right um he sees this as first amendment rights purely just um the aipac stuff that's obviously public interest um how are the victims even involved i haven't had a chance to see any of any of the videos but mr myers says that you know they're old they they're not doing what the state claims they are doing um and at this point the judge has to like shush mr myers because resnick is trying to give his argument and myers is just i mean he he can't control himself which is very unfortunate um and he's arguing prior restraint which normally is a very good reason to not impinge on uh freedom of speech but there are circumstances when prior restraint is allowed and that's part if my recollection is correct that was part of the painstaking part of judge metcalf's original decision was to explain how in this case he is allowed to constrain mr myers first amendment rights for the sake of probation and he made all these you know the nexus with this is is this issue and the nexus with this is this issue he went through it all and i'm sure mr myers didn't quite figure that out but um he said the court ordered no contact with mr gray um he can prove that mr gray got the court records that he put up from an andrea dotson's child channel excuse me um so josh didn't get it from mr myers he got it from this andrea dotson um he didn't give anything to mr kelly or mr gray and um okay the uh it'll be interesting to see because the the question came up later of but if it's discovery why is it out there at all right now so well the case is over is it though if he's on probation is it though let me and clarify here uh lane had filed for confidential interviews uh of the witnesses now lane had a copy of those and lane was not supposed to distribute those all of a sudden they showed up on josh's site and they showed up on one other site i do believe it's the site run by this uh andrea dotson uh but if that's what they're claiming how josh got the copy of the interviews lane was still not supposed to distribute those period and lane apparently did that is the allegation and and again this is lane deciding my case is over even i mean and this is i am not a lawyer right but well the judge called the case lane essentially decided that uh his probation was suspended while the motion was out there so well and and the judge called the case by those two original case numbers right if the cases were done he couldn't call the case with those two numbers it would have to be a new one for new offenses i think but this is me using common sense and logic and not not a law degree so there you go um and and again mr myers is very good at convincing himself when he wants to um yeah the case has been closed for a year so he can release any any uh disco anything he wants to now that's what narcissists do um so the judge was like i'm gonna have to look into this and get back to you um talked about well yes i mean there was the victim's name was used but it was in um there was a an astronaut with a very similar name and there was you know all he resnick tried i don't think he realizes exactly um all of what lane was doing he's gonna know he's he's i'm sure he is gonna charge the state of arizona a whole lot of money to go through all of lane's videos yeah have fun with that buddy right um because then then lane went into a bit of a dissertation and he talked about listen um you know once my conditions are modified um you know none of this will matter anyway sir that's a that that's a leap but then he told the judge all about how what he he was quiet as a mouse quiet as a church mouse for for almost a year he said it was over a year nope wasn't a whole year buddy you didn't make the year mark but um you know the he looked up on west law and found the right arizona statutes on what exactly is um you know don't post info about the victim okay so what is info so he looked it up and he was like full legal name social security number birth date address phone number i never did any of that except there were also some things like i i mean there were some specifics that the judge had in there that um hold on leave the cat's grass alone oh go on go on you silly dog you're gonna start meowing bad jj bad jj bad jj oh that was a probation that was a probation condition leave the cat's grass alone it was it was really weird oh wow yeah weird weird yeah now he's like coughing up the seat oh dog i told you not to eat the cat food um so you know that some of this i did not watch many of his streams because i don't care enough to um you put my face on a thumbnail you're gonna get my my attention but even then i'm not sure i watched the entire stream because dang that's nine and a half hours of my life i couldn't get back then and i don't want to do that that's why uh pants has katie the uh yeah katie doing transcripts so we didn't have to sit there through the hour at a time of music or whatever waiting for mr myers and wasting our entire days on it uh i did write down did he black out when he posted these things then but um and he he says if i was messing up the state should have called a hearing then no no sir they you don't get to dictate what the state does for you and say but if i was doing something wrong you should have told me i don't think that's how that works again could be wrong um he didn't want to sue right right away because he was figuring that uh oh but he he will be suing for a refund of probation because he paid it all all of the fines and stuff up front and obviously he's not gonna have the rest of probation he thinks because it's gonna be um removed i think there's a possibility it's gonna be converted to dime um but so he's gonna be suing for the refund of that good luck on that he at one point the judge is trying to rein him back in and he tells the judge hold on sir no wow no sir you do not tell the judge to hold on this is judge metcalf he knows all about mr myers and what i think without the possibility of a jury i think he may try to reign like when he was starting to spiral the judge kind of put an end to it pretty quick so that's that's good um and this is where miss styles was like your honor he's either represented by mr resnick or he's pro se but a hybrid representation is not allowed and the judge should say i want to hear this part from him but i i hear what you're saying um so i mean he is like i mean gia like any any good narcissist yeah he is he is putting himself up as quite the victim i mean he he did everything right he didn't want to store the pot so he um he sat back quite as a church mouse there's there's simba quite as a church mouse he didn't do anything because he knew that he would be stirring the waters if he asked for a different judge ask for modification anything um oh yes that um and you know filing a special action only after contacting many many first amendment specialists um professors apparently he spent the year discussing his case with all the experts yeah okay um and now we got people from youtube coming in wanting to be youtube famous and i was like hi how you doing say my name but i didn't receive any subpoena he promised me a subpoena i didn't get one okay um this is where he cuts off the judge cuts off the spiral um and um miss styles notes that the victim wanted to be heard today and that they have all this this is not in regards to two-year-old videos it's all new videos and they have them all recorded so it didn't matter that he tried to dirty delete any of his videos probation has them all so gave him hours upon hours of material to pull the highlights from um and the judge said will you be able to refute all of mr resnick's allegations and miss style said yes we will period oh simba we're not doing that simba come here hi hi buddy um so he keeps going on and on and on and then miss miss style's like would you like to hear from the victim please please so then um she baby she sat at the defendant's table since that wasn't being used and respectfully asked judge metcalf that mr myers to be held without bond um he admitted his guilt and this is you know not verbatim these are uh my my quick little um did dots of what she said um he admitted his guilt a year ago now he is continuing the same behavior targeting the victim and her husband um he tries to interrupt at this point oh the judge shut him down instantly um he cannot stop targeting us which is valid he i mean once he started again oh he was on that loop and he's also retaliating against members of the community and when she's talking about community she means in tucson in phoenix and other places and you and you yeah yeah um this his behavior is not a surprise to me it shouldn't be a surprise to the court yep yep dang no release can there are no release conditions that can stop him no no he needs help yeah um no conditions that that can protect the community please hold him without bond and um if i heard properly there are three the probation had their packet but then the state had three additional violations in their packet so they're not copy pasta of each other there's um miss styles put a little more meat on the bone than even probation had um and resnick was like can can the state even file um i thought it had to come from probation and both miss styles and judge metcalf were like no there's a rule there that they're allowed it's not common but they're allowed to do it um so now this is the time when mr myers has to either deny the allegations or admit them he can't figure this out he is um he's like i don't even know where we are right now what is what is going on um the judge is trying to ask him do you deny these allegations um and he's like hold on hold on hold on hold on my motion to modify probation has to be heard first um we need to have that hearing before this because when my motion is approved all this is going to go away or not and you don't the the judge gets to set that stuff not you so um resnick is trying to bring him up to speed trying to get it clear for him um and during this is like 4 35 so we have already gone past and we don't even have him um you know admitting or denying yet so we are i'm i'm trying to hang in there i'm like come on come on buddy you can do you can do this buddy you can do this um there the the judge is conferring with the bailiff about schedules because that five o'clock is a hard fast rule for that courthouse to shut down and i'm sure there were other inmates that were um being held up by uh lane not being on the you know the van back to the to the uh jail right away so he was trying to wrap it up he really was um all right so now they're starting to talk about the difference between the two motions lane's motion to um modify his probation and then the petition to revoke probation entirely simba i'm not having any meowing tonight sir it's not gonna happen over here away from the cat breast thank you sir um so the what what the judge is saying now is that the petition um excuse me lane myers motion to modify his probation should be a legal argument there should not be any um like factual things to decide it's all it's all legal quote the case quote what works what doesn't you know just it should only be a legal argument and they're going to do an oral argument um so um you know and and that should handle that petition then get out of there you silly dog sorry guys um the um then the probation violations will be an evidentiary hearing where the judge gets to decide um you know has the state brought enough evidence to tip that scale um that will be a lot of exhibits a lot of um uh you know the all the videos um the clips from the videos that's what that is going to be whereas um uh myers um petition is really isn't going to have any exhibits it's only going to be a legal discussion so um and i am back sorry about that folks we had a power hit so the internet had to reboot did did we miss you i didn't i've been gone for five minutes now no you did not miss him yeah i was trying to get the dog to announce it i didn't get the okay i didn't get the the notification uh so yeah and i even did i even posted in group chat power out coming back so yeah i knew that thanks everybody you're welcome it was great um um so then they start talking about um oh and so the judge is like listen mr myers do you admit or deny the allegations from probation oh deny thank you it took a whole lot to get to the deny so deny so trial and then mr resnick said so if we can do trial within a month i think that would be good and lane is like a month what are you talking about i'm being held without bond i'm not gonna sit and waste my life for a month this is my life which is another statement he likes to make um okay that's what your lawyer just said buddy um so now they're talking about getting discovery because of all the different videos that the state has recorded um oh and don't forget the body worn camera for um probation when they pick me up and the poor guy mr silver fox says your honor probation doesn't have body worn cameras and so then lane is like what are you talking about you had him on when you arrested me and the guy is just he's like no he didn't we don't have body worn cameras probation does not have body worn cameras gpd has them to some police and pima county sheriff well then who was with you when you picked me up it was just probation so and but we had a whole discussion yes we did about how this was just probations and no other officers present just probation so again he gets these thoughts in his head that he cannot let go of he was absolutely sure there was body worn camera not with probation there isn't sorry buddy damn it damn it i was open i was open yeah so they're the the arrest of him for the probation violations nothing there nothing for us to see um but resnick did ask for all of the emails internal and external that have to do with mr myers now this is again um the what they figured out eventually because this was a long discussion um um the judge is going to do an in-camera review of any information which means anything that probation thinks has you know evidentiary merit in regards to mr myers is going to go the judge the judge is going to decide if it goes over to mr resnick so um and there there may be stuff that gets tossed out um oh those are litter box cleaners they're they're not spray cans they're literally they're enzyme litter box cleaners it's fine um i don't over buy things not at all anyway um so then it was the let's schedule everything and resnick wasn't pushing for anything i mean he was pushing for like the second third week of august and lane was losing his crap because he's the one sitting in jail he said i can't get any of my um you know evidence that's at home we're back to this issue again blah blah blah um so they they finally figured out eventually what days would work um but i mean this is happening on resnick's schedule not lane's right um if lane were going pro se it would be happening on his schedule probably a lot faster but um they'll they'll figure out the um oh lane also wanted it broadcast he wanted streamed and um just go to a different courthouse good courtroom where you've got it and he's like judge metcalf was like that's not up to me that's for the scheduling judge um and he has cycled to the juvenile realm so this was like his first time back in this courtroom um since or for like six months at least i think he said um he said look we can just we can just do it by um do it by teams and judge metcalf was instantly no we are not doing it with teams because apparently the host can mute individuals but then they can unmute themselves and so his experience with teams is that people um can can disrupt and they already know that this group has a tendency to disrupt so he's like i will look into different options but teams will not be one so yeah um and and so finally the judge was like i'm out of here um off the record everything's scheduled and he's gonna be sitting have a good night have a good night lane yeah um august 6th and august 11th are are his dates right now yeah so the 24th okay to quickly recap let's so it is uh lane is being held without bond he his first date uh his first court date is let's see he has uh the thursday august 6th he is making an oral argument to modify his bond or his uh he feels that after that date everything will be dropped there'll be no more probation and he is suing he will be suing to get his money back because he paid probation in advance and this is all going to go away on august 6th however they have filed uh for an evidentiary hearing the next step in this process of revoking his bond on tuesday august 11th and that is set to go all day uh yeah because it's lane because it's lane lane is pushing for streaming they will look into options for that those are the headlines you should take from this so far is that correct judy i don't think i don't think lane understands that when they give squirrel argument the judge is probably going to take it under advisement and issue an opinion it's not going to be instantaneous and nothing is going to be streamed anymore right that is well yeah nothing yeah nothing's streamed unless they're there they are talking about possibly streaming it uh for if i'm if what you said is if i'm interpreting it correctly lane wants it streamed and they are looking into options for that but they're looking as of right now it will not be streamed of course if you put in a special request you may be allowed to record it um audio only like a reporter does yeah um but otherwise it will not be streamed they did that during covid it's not covet anymore no you can get your petition your your took us down to the courthouse like i did yep thanks judy thanks for doing that judy uh i love you hubby i love you for for those joining us lane is being held without bond so it will be at least until august 6th uh before he'll be out again uh again and i will note they have one hour scheduled for arguments oh god oh that's both sides present and mr myers because apparently he wants i i got the idea that he wanted to argue his own motion oh but you can't do that he won't be able to yeah you can't do that if the judge allows it he'll allow it well he'll he'll do what he did with parvin he will fire parvin he or fire uh resnick and then resnick will sit there as associate counsel uh i i am sure that he's already got that in his mind that he's got to get rid of resident so he and resnick seem to seem to jive well together yes i don't know if he realizes though that resnick is steering the boat he lane is not i mean i don't know this is gonna be something folks uh i want to i thank you all for being with us i especially want to thank judy uh so no one was there including his ex i'm assuming ex was not there there was one older man that i recognized from one of the other hearings okay um all he did was sit and then leave so he didn't take any notes that i saw he may have had a recording device i don't know um but yeah he just he just sat and observed like me and except that i was taking notes that that was it for um anyone besides the victim and husband and um victim advocate uh i'm feeling the love in the chat i really am guys thank you yeah uh you are you are a mensch you are a mensch yes uh folks uh just for those who are joining us uh i want to thank y'all for being with us i want to thank those who donated uh especially uh i'm sure there's going to be a pile of donate of uh documents coming in and unfortunately under arizona's eaccess they're 10 bucks each if i i can manage to get the one pagers for free by doing a screenshot of the preview but when there are multiple pages it's a ten dollar uh shot at that we are funded by you guys so when i get a document i make that public i don't care who gets it and where you distribute it but if we make redactions and there are black marks in it that means we are protecting mr myers's information and if the victim's information is in there as well we are protecting her information when you redistribute it please make sure that you don't take out the black marks i mean seriously uh if you are concerned about lane myers please be uh be kind and yeah don't unredact people it's stupid you're getting the the documents for free from us we will be we put them up in our discord server we stick them on uh mr uh uh merb server we stick them on our website at really cool site dot o-r-g that's really cool site dot o-r-g uh you can get them from us you can read them as much as you want to uh for free because you guys funded them so please be smart about it please don't redact uh or don't unredact redactions that something happened last night and no it was not the reluctant prophet it was not mark kelly yeah it was yeah you know yeah he's talked to you before i remember jj making a comment about him so uh yeah on on that note folks we're gonna wrap up here i do want to thank judy judy hold on a minute uh before you go uh we're gonna close out without our uh closing theme tonight but we will be back with you at our normal time tomorrow night at eight o'clock eastern uh then we're off sunday and then we are back on monday for the pulp bill show so again thank everyone for being here especially thank judy and uh that's it from us folks if you use portions of this video uh please give credit to us i am not going to copyright strike anybody over this shit uh that's that's a road i don't go down but i am saying please be kind with it uh yeah no more dicks on people's faces for god's sakes that's just extreme stupidity and that's bad on your part not ours that note good night everybody we will see you again