I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Real bad on the proud. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout. And I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip, drip, drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all deucey. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage. The way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a betty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pension. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a baddie with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get booked. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Hey, where my baddies at? Yeah. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, you shake it when you show it. >> Where my badies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? [Applause] >> This is where Gia normally is singing Where My Baddy's at. >> Sorry, I've been trying to be respectful. >> Oh, well, this is, you know, we've been used to you doing Where My Baddy's at. So, >> I think she decided to be a little respectful to the new in-house band. >> Oh, well, I I unmuted her early on purpose. >> Anywh who, uh, according to those in attendance last night, I owe some sort of big announcement. >> Yes, you do. Yes, you do. I don't know if this was announced last night, but we are going to have our marathon on Friday starting at 6:00 a.m. Eastern time. Uh, so that is a big announcement. Uh, Phil will be nude cooking Wait, Phil will be Phil will be nude cooking in the afternoon. And frankly, I think you all should be tuning into that as you want to see uh Phil's meats. >> Yes, >> Phil's Meats. >> Yes. >> Yes. We all want >> meat. My meats. >> Yep. >> Awesome. Especially especially our good friend Griffy who's here by special appearance >> based upon his >> copyright and trademark name Sar Griffy and the made in the made Griffica >> who really likes see the Pope's meets Griffy >> now Now, now just to interject, uh, as part of our contract with Griffy, I will have to say the Griffy's praises three times an hour during that 20our marathon. We will be going from 6:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. on Saturday. So, we will be with you uh for the entire day, your work day on both the east coast and the west coast and maybe even Hawaii time and Alaska time. We we'll be with you throughout the day so you can listen to us at work if that's what you choose to do. Uh and that is because I do have a small child in the house. I can't go all night anymore because that does keep the kid up. So, we're gonna try to arrange this. >> Yeah, we've heard that before. >> Best way possible. >> He can't go all night. He can't go all night anymore. Wow. >> That's what he said. >> Wow. >> Uh, Griffy, it doesn't matter. Australia time does not matter right now as you are in the States and I know all your Australian brethren are happy for you. So there >> there. >> Uh so the cast will be participating in some form during this marathon, even if it's just to get together at the 8:00 hour like we normally do, but uh you can expect them to come through during the day, especially Pope Phil, who will be naked grilling in the afternoon, wearing his apron, of course, so he doesn't burn his meats. >> Yes. Yes. >> My tender needs. >> Now, as I was out taking care of, can you still hear me? Anyone? >> Yes. Yes. Yes, we can hear you. >> Okay. I just had Oops. connection lost. So I was like, "Okay, if you can still hear me, give me a 5x5 inside chat." Anywho, uh, see, no 5x5. Uh, there we go. There's a 5x5 inside. Anywh who, uh, yes, Matt G can't hear me. Uh, okay. I am due to make some announcements here. So, first Gia to the lovely Gia who inspires us daily with her presence at her advanced age. Uhhuh. >> We thank her for being the owner of the station. >> Mhm. >> And through a corporate, Shell Corporation, of course, which has added door uh what was it? Garage door openers. >> Garage door repair. Garage door repair. >> Garage door repair uh to the list of services. >> Yes. I thank you for being here each and every day when you have better things to do and for being one of our biggest supporters >> to touch you have battled through adversary advers adversary >> adversity. >> Yes, that's what I said. Stop saying what I didn't say. >> You didn't say that. >> Well, anyway, uh you have battled through so much over the last year. You are an inspiration to us all and I would hope that if any of us faced your situation, we could come through it uh as good as you're doing right now. >> You're remarkable. >> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> You guys inspire me to keep crying. >> Yep. That's what we do. >> Help Touche. >> That's what we're supposed to do. That's why you love us. >> That's why >> we're so >> we're so appreciative to be a part of your recovery >> and have you on this show each and every night. >> Thank you. >> Yep. Yep. >> It just goes to show the power of EU. >> Yep. >> Uh to NCR News Network You were the reason that we've got monetized last year. You've been our strongest supporter and strongest asset over the past year. You are constantly here. Even when you are the butt of jokes, you've taken it with grace, with kindness, and you haven't stormed out. last night. I've heard good things about your singing, though. We've also heard Pope Phil's criticism. That horrible, horrible Phil. Uh, >> you know, I I I'm Pope. That's That's my job to judge people. >> Yeah. Now, now, Pope, let me finish. Uh, and as we marry you off tonight to your most perfect girl, we see he's away again. He's not responding. Uh, we will know that you will love this woman to your best of your abilities for as long as you can focus on her or until you turn into a pumpkin at midnight. Amen. >> Amen. >> Now, let's get on to our uh drunk girl tonight. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, Jim. [ __ ] you. >> What? What? You didn't say anything about Phil. >> You didn't say anything about Phil. >> I did. It was at the >> bastard. >> It was at the beginning where I said 5x5. Can you hear me? Because I got an oops, you lost the connection. Didn't you hear that 30 second speech I gave on Phil? >> Yep. Yep. Yep. I mean, the transcript will show that I said that Phil was a wonderful person and not a son of a [ __ ] and that he's on time every night. He is present >> and very lucky at a moment's notice. picked up at a moment's notice when you can't follow through or lose Streamyard or the electricity. Phil's there. Phil is there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Great music. >> And that he has the best wife ever who is in contact with directly with me now. >> Uh who who tells me certain things about Phil that we'll be sharing on Friday's live stream, folks. Uh >> oh. starting at the 6 a.m. hour. So, be sure to tune in early for the secrets of Pope Phil. >> Early and often >> as we >> as we now have uh an insider into the world of Phil. Finally, to our unofficial >> Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Griffy. Thanks, Griffy. I do amazing shout outs for Griffy. What do you do? You do crap. >> Now, as as a tribute to our unofficial sixth panel member, >> I must personally take my hat off to our dear, sweet departed person who may not be with us in body today, but is with us in spirit. and his person shield will provide the care for all of your needs in the near future. As we remember person as being the unofficial six uh day in dayout panel member >> and Hank too >> we know that person's future is tied more to the castoffs of NCR and less to anything despicable that hope Phil may say about him each night. So person we know you're here in spirit. We know you're here in our hearts as the sixth beetle. Thank you, Parson. >> Yeah, I don't know. Parson, you know, it's Jim. What can I say? He's having >> I will say his love of the movie night uh Hard Rock Zombies and his song Cassie is well known in merch. Now to everyone else, everyone else, especially those who who appear on panel with us on a regular basis, uh, from Hank to Rose to Pants to even uh Judy to to uh Mark Mark the sarcastic lawyer, even though I wanted to uh to to to strangle him for actually moderating things this morning. Uh God, I I say thank you for being part of our operation here and to touch of course not touch uh to to Touche and to uh our wonderful yes wonderful Verbo. Uh, I just want to thank say thank you to everyone who who's taken part with us and who have been a part of the show over the past year. It's a tremendous time uh for all of us. We've come so close. We are on the cusp of getting to 10,000 subscribers. >> Wow. >> Yes. >> What are you at right now? 9 >> uh 9, >> 500 and something. >> Yeah. Jesus Christ, I'm I'm tailing behind. >> Wow. >> Yes. 9,500. >> Yep. >> Now, we might only have pulled in 21 people tonight to this to this broadcast, unlike the 120 someone else did for her afternoon uh live stream where she literally barfed our name on air. Okay. Can I can I just you know you had mentioned Mark and moderation. >> Yes. >> And and I happened to catch a stream that started before ours in which Mark was a moderator at uh to which that barfing person has tried to destroy who had over 300 in chat. just >> Okay. And speaking of of other people, uh DMCA lawyer is actually supposed to be on Chile Live right now, even though he's in our side chat. >> We'll be covering Chile's woman. Go to Chile. Get out of here. >> That's a joke. >> That's a joke. That's a joke. >> We'll be covering Chile's live stream tomorrow. sometime uh along with the LIA news. But first, uh folks, as you all know, I go to the fair once a year. That's usually in late September. >> I go to the Pennsylvania >> It's the It's the uh Harrison County Fair, right? Right. >> No, I go >> uh uh No. Uh, I go to the essentially what the the uh Pennsylvania State Fair in Bloomsburg every year with a friend. We see each other once a year and that's usually a catch up. That is going to happen sometime after the 20th of September. If you'd like to contribute anything to me uh getting food or whatever, trying something special, uh we don't get any super chat money from now until the end of August until around the time of the fair next month. So, if you would like to punish me by making me try something at the fair, put in your donations during this month and I will try to accommodate you. Remember, I only have a little stomach and a buck won't go very far towards eating fair food. Just saying. So, I will do what I can. Uh, especially if you are trying to force me to eat something I wouldn't. Thankfully, for some strange reason, the Pennsylvania State Fair has banned fried green tomatoes, so I don't have to experience those wonderful things. Wonderful things. >> What about Rocky Mountain oyster? >> They do not have Rocky Mountain oyster. They do not have gator. Uh, the best things I >> lo >> uh Hey, Facebook Karen. Uh, the best thing I saw or the weirdest thing I saw, they had deep fried butter, they had deep fried beer. Uh, yeah, lots of deep fried stuff. So, if you want to, this month's contributions towards our uh towards our super chats will in part go to what we're going to do at the damn fair next month. Now, Jim, >> uh, >> yes, >> Evergreen State Fair makes a hamburger, but a donut instead of a bun. >> Sounds good. >> Uh, can't have corn. >> Can't have corn. >> Oh, >> unless you want me. >> There's a lot of things you shouldn't be eating, but I'm not going there. I'm not going. >> Well, corn. corn I can't have unless you want to hear me whining on panel about my stomach bursting for the next uh for all of October. So yeah uh but a gyro that's something I can eat. Uh uh there's deep fried uh various Oreos and peanut butter cups and all that stuff. >> Oh my god. >> Spooning onion. Uh, I don't think they have those at the fair. They have those everywhere else, though. >> Oh, >> I'm serious, Jim. You You have to try alligator. It's delicious. >> I'm going to have to go track down my guy. >> You guys aren't old. When you get old, food will not be okay anymore. You got to pick and choose. >> You'll find awesome. >> You think it's bad now? Just wait. Just wait. Remember >> also I'll be I tend to walk uh 5 and a half to six miles on fair days. So I will be starting this weekend back on the exercise bike. You can also encourage me to do that. Uh probably not on camera unless you just want to see my wonderful legs. Uh, yeah. >> Cam walk camp. Dude, you're missing out. >> Walk more. Sit less. >> Well, it's a it's a it's a sit down exercise bike. >> Hell, they would pay to watch you torture yourself on the exercise bike. They >> me for push-ups. They'll >> torture you for that. >> Well, well, no, you're not getting Mike Gut on camera because that would be on uh Mr. snowman's channel in an endless loop until the end of time. So, yeah, from the legs down. >> From the legs down, maybe. But yeah, we'll figure it out. >> Just just, you know, your crocs going round and round in a circle. >> There you go. Uh yeah. Uh but I will be starting. Plus, it's also doctor's orders to attempt to be active three to four times a week. So, >> salads, too. >> Ew. On that note, let's >> eat a damn salad, you bastard. >> Yeah, they don't have taco thing. What does he call that? >> Uh, crunchy water in the red ring of death. >> Yeah, that's what he calls lettuce. Yep. >> Lettuce is crunchy water. And tomatoes are the red ring of death. And I won't eat mushrooms. >> Um, >> Jim, can you turn me up? >> Turn me up. >> What? >> People are having trouble hearing me. >> That's weird. >> I don't know why. Cuz I'm so loud >> and I'm doing >> Okay, Phil, shut up for a second, please. >> Turn around. Oh, turn around. >> Turn me. I misunderstood. I go. >> Okay, folks. Can Can you hear Gia better now? Gia, say something. >> Is that better? Is that better? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, since I've been trying to get to it for 20 minutes now, uh NCR, tell us about John Felix and his idiotic uh adventure today. Ah, yes. Seeing as LIA was going to go to the town of Graten City meeting, he decided to bring in the full circus by having John Fels, Leroy Truth Investigation, fullcourt press, artist accountability, all them and two other fraud auditors show up to the meeting. But before that started, John Felix, Leroy Truth, full court uh press and Mercy Accountability decided to go back to Officer uh retired sergeant off of Behey's property where they did a almost hour 15 long live stream where John Felix referred to Sergeant Fehee as Sergeant I don't want to say the word but it's was a slur against the uh homosexual community in reference to his name where he spouted off insane ramblings, horrible singing, and was showing off his tripod that follows him around as he walks, claiming he has a full press pass. He also did appear at the city meeting where it turned into a straight [ __ ] show. But the highlight >> and what happened >> the highlight during that first live stream was the claims that John Felix made about what would happen if Sergeant Fehee was to spit on him. Would you like to take a guess? >> Go ahead. >> Claims he would choke him out and drop him, although he wouldn't try that because he had a gun and was a deranged tyrant and psychopath and refer to him as the slur version of his name again. Now, what happened at the actual meeting they went to, especially with the spitting? >> Yes. Before the meeting took place and after the public comment, the mayor of Graten had revealed that somebody had came into the meeting room and spit on one of the council uh members chairs. and wanted to let everyone know that they do have cameras recording at all times in there and somebody is going to be investigated because of that. Now, we are not accusing anyone of actually spitting on anything, but idiots do happen. And there were a lot of idiots in the room. And if the idiots were in uh LIA's crew, then well, I hope whatever happens happens to them. Yes, it it it the meeting itself devolved into nothing more than hyperbole and sl uh swearing galore, especially from John Felix. >> Well, of course. >> Hi, nerd girl. I always wanted to say I love your avatar. It's so cute. >> That's not me. Where is it? >> Did she come in side chat? Oh, hello. Hello. Uh, nerd girl. It I saw the spit when he slowed it down, but I don't know. I couldn't tell you. How we get it back to the one that was good. See, I don't want that one. I want the one where we're underneath that one. Phil broke it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Phil broke it. >> Yep. Yep. I clicked it too hard. >> That's what she said. >> And Griffy, I like I like you am allergic to honey and most jams other than strawberry. I can have strawberry. Just can't have poisonberry. >> Poison berry. >> Poison berry. Yes. We know what to get you for Christmas. We know what to get you for Christmas. >> So, we're going to try our first drunk girl for the night. An Illinois official who thinks laws do not apply to her. [Music] >> Yeah. Are you from Illinois or not? >> Are you all right? Do you need an ambulance or anything? >> Do you need an ambulance or anything? Let's Let's walk to your car cuz I don't want you to get hit by a car. Okay. Well, I'm a >> Yeah, I see that you're a car here, ma'am. Right over here. Right over here. Right over here. You start off with your driver's license, please. >> Sure. >> Why don't you have a seat in your car, man? >> Why don't you have a seat in your car? >> Let's start off with your driver's license and your proof of insurance. Okay. >> Yeah, I'm here. >> Okay. He wants that driver's license. >> Who's this? >> My attorney. >> It's Daddy, your attorney. All right. You can call him in a little bit cuz right now everything's recording audio video. Okay. But you're involved in a traffic accident. I like to see your driver's license for insurance. >> Ask him. >> Okay. He's not driving. >> Just Just hang >> Yeah. Just hang up, Samantha. I'll be there. Tell him I'm on my way. >> He's on his way. >> Yes. >> Let's start off with your driver's license and your insurance. >> I know, ma'am, but I need to see your driver's license to verify you're okay to be driving. And number two, your insurance so we can start the paperwork. There's some damage done to your car. >> Dry mustard, Becca. Not not regular mustard. Dry mustard. >> What's the difference? >> It doesn't get as liquidy if you use dry mustard. >> You know what I mean? You're adding more liquid to the for the egg yolks. >> Dry mustard is much better. Too much water. You know what I mean? >> Yep. That's why I use dry mustard. Gives it a nice little kick, too. >> Everything's being audio videotaped. Okay. >> I'm just saying I'm >> I'm requesting your driver's license and your proof of insurance. I'm sure you can provide me with those two things while we're waiting for your attorney to show. >> I'll wait for him. >> Okay. But we don't have to wait for him. I need >> I need to wait for him. >> Okay, ma'am. We don't mean to make this any more complicated than it already is. It's just an accident. I just need to see your driver's license. >> I'll wait for him. >> Okay, ma'am. Do you want me to handcuff you and arrest you? >> No. >> Because right now at this point, you're refusing to provide me any >> I am. >> You are. You realize that, right? >> Yes. I've been elected official. >> You what? >> I don't want any of this. >> Well, ma'am, you're involved in an accident. You've hit several cars, >> too. >> So, yeah. I need to see your driver's license so I can start the paper. >> Pulled out in front of me. I >> So, okay, great. I'll ask you that in a second, but I really need to verify. This is your This is your car. >> No, it's my friend's car. >> It's your friend's car. Okay. Do you have a valid driver's license? >> I do. >> Okay, great. >> And I have insurance. >> How about an ID? >> I do. >> Okay. Can I see some of those so I can know who you are? >> My attorney. >> Okay. >> I've also had deep fried double ID. >> I'm trying. >> Which are incredible. I'm just trying to work with you, but you're not providing me your driver's license and insurance. >> Nope. >> And why are we waiting for your attorney form? >> This is my friend. >> He's their friend. Okay. But he wasn't here in the car. >> Nope. >> No. >> Is that him there? >> Okay. You want to give him a call? >> He's coming. >> Okay. You want to give him a call so I can talk to him? >> You want to talk to him? >> Yeah, please. officer who wants to talk to you. >> Okay. >> This is officer Fernando District. Oops. >> Where are you? Uh, your client here. >> I'm fine. >> Your client here was involved in an accident. >> How far are you? >> Hello. >> Uh, like 25 minutes. >> Okay. I need to see her driver's license and her proof of insurance. And she's understanding that she doesn't have to provide that to me until you arrive. Can you advise your client? >> That is not true. that >> I I would be happy to adise her what the law is. >> Okay. Please can you adise her so I can get this paperwork started? >> Great. Thank you. So you listen to that. >> Why did he answer the phone at that hour? >> It is by state law. You have to give up your driver's license, your insurance. That's great advice. >> And then start the paperwork. That is exactly what you should do. And I'll be there in about 25 minutes. That's all that's all you're required to do. >> Great. Thank you. >> And you said this is not your car, right? >> No, it's my car. >> Do you happen to have Do you happen to know if he has insurance? He does. >> Can you go look in the glove compartment for me? >> It's a fancy car. >> Yeah, I understand. >> I just need to look at see if he's got insurance. >> Wait, it's a fancy car. She said what? >> I didn't hear it. >> Something about it's a glove box. >> Oh, it doesn't have a glove box. or she didn't know how to open it. Or >> she doesn't know how to work her fancy car. Fancy car. >> Yeah. >> Well, >> remember it's her her friend's fancy car. >> Oh, that's right. That's right. Friend. >> A damaged >> fancy car. >> Honda. >> Why didn't you tell your woman how to work your fancy car? >> It's a Honda. That is like high-end, isn't it? >> Oh. Oh. a Honda. >> Well, it does have multiple screens. Look at that. One in front of her and one to the right. >> Yeah. My Maybach My Maybach doesn't have a glove compartment either. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I think based on her fancy car, >> it has a refrigerator >> and her fancy her her fancy driving skills. She would be perfect for NCR news. >> I agree. I agree. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today at the sight of this ongoing accident scene to marry up this lovely confused woman and her fancy car from her plane Jane NCR who will hopefully improve his life tremendously. Lady with a fancy car, do you take Mr. DVR himself. NCR to be your lovely wedded husband. >> Do you take this fancy woman and her fancy car to be your lovely? What a YouTube spouse to improve your life and maybe move you up to Miller Light? I do >> by the power vested in me by the Chicago Transportation Department. Orange traffic cones everywhere. YouTube, our wonderful sponsor, WF660 on Soundcloud. I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. >> Yay. and and Griffy, I think Phil's bad microphone just makes him sound better. >> Yeah, Phil, you're you're seriously uh it's making sounds before you start. So, it's something like and >> then >> so try your microphone again. See if or switch mics. >> I thought it was great. It was a great touch. It was a wonderful touch. And it it personifies what you bring to the show. >> Loud sustained honking noises. That's right. >> Make [ __ ] Yes. I [ __ ] to the show. Yep. >> Yep. >> Yes. Gia. Gia can verify that you are a master of loud noises. >> What? >> So can my wife at night. >> Just clicking. I just hear clicking. He's clicking as he's talking. So maybe he's >> like >> he's like walking around with his microphone like he's doing karaoke or something. >> Click click clack. >> No, it's my it's my toy train running around. >> You're what? >> The toy train like Sheldon. >> You're you're okay. I don't know who Sheldon is. Big Bang Theory. >> What's that? >> I don't know how to open the fancy. >> You want me to take a look to see if he's got it? >> Great. Yep. That seems to be it. I'll be right back. Stay in your car. Okay. >> Okay. Mr. Steels, you can put that away. He's got valid insurance. Is that your attorney still? Can you tell me how? >> Well, your new bride is on screen. You're married in a beautiful ceremony that involved clicking. You have agreed to click her double digits for the next three and a half hours until mid >> her fancy car. Get her fancy car. I refuse to be married to anybody but my beloved Bourbon >> or >> Well, you were already married and we gave you >> we gave you the chance to object. >> Yes. >> I had to do some adulting and you do this to me now. >> Well, well, we waited for you for like a whole 5 10 seconds and you didn't say anything. >> I had to go adult. Well, that's now you have an adult wife who might be slightly drunk and she's driving a fancy Honda. >> Fancy the Honda is I'm not dating or marrying the bro. >> You already married her. >> I ain't accepting it. >> You already and I will say I >> You said I do. >> Yeah. Persons cuz uh persons. Yeah, because all the weddings end at night and it's >> get on with it. No, the hell I'm not. >> Yeah. Yeah. You said >> you said I do. You said I do. I do indeed. I do declare. That's what you said. >> I do declare. I do. >> I'm a masterful man from from both Florida and the great state of mind of Ohio. Oh, hi. Oh, >> and you do sound like popcorn lorn from time to time. >> I do not. >> If anything, Tad Sylvester with a cold. >> Now, now I would hate to interrupt myself by going back to my new bride, but I NCR love this woman. Just just love this woman. >> Why can't you get me? for as long as I can remember. >> He is >> 15 minutes. >> Okay. We'll wait for you to arrive. >> All right. I'll be there as soon as I can. >> Thank you. >> Well, you hear two cars, so we got to give you a traffic accident. Okay. >> Okay. >> And uh I don't know what we're going to do about the car because it's for a second. >> Your tire is pretty messed up. >> I got to tell you what happened today. >> Yes. >> I went I went to the grocery store. I pulled into a parking lot next to a guy who had just pulled in. He got out and said, "Damn, that was close." Like, I almost hit him. Which is a lie. I proceeded to walk into the store. He spit on my car. >> Oh jeez. >> He had a child with him and he spit on my car. That's what is happening in the universe now. >> Yep. >> And that's how Zoe got her new daddy. >> Yep. >> Yep. Unbelievable. Anyway, >> it's not going to allow you to drive home. So, is your attorney maybe going to be able to drive you home? >> Yes. And I'll pay for the certificate wherever he needs to go. >> Well, you probably want to let the owner know that you're involved in an accident. Let him know. He's my very best friend. >> Oh, good. Okay. All right. So, just hang tight. I'll be right back. Okay. Yes, ma'am. >> I'm so sorry. >> That's accident. >> Okay. Yes. Mhm. Hey, boss. How are you? >> That's her. >> Yeah, that's a driver right there. >> Uh, she's shaking up. Her friend attorney is on his way. >> How you doing, man? Um, BMS, >> are you good? Are you? >> I'm working. I have to be good. Yeah. How long you had to drink? >> And it was so inappropriate. >> Well, I'm not talking to him. >> Okay. >> What is she looking for? >> I have no idea. I've already got a driver's license here. >> I'm fine. It's fine. >> Ma'am, we need you to exit. >> We don't need that. I don't need that. I already told you to put that away. We just need you exit in so we know you're good. You just got involved in an accident. It's like >> my first coming. If I go outside, I'm not going to be like so secure and then my friend >> secure. >> Secure. >> Everything is on video and audio recording. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> So, can you exit? >> I can. >> Okay. Please do. >> Can you hold that? >> Well, well, I'm not holding anything. >> Just put it on the dashboard. That's fine. >> Yeah. >> I don't need it anymore. You can put it in the dashboard. That's fine. We just need you to step out. >> I'm good. >> Ma'am, we know you're good. We heard you, but you need to step out so we can see if you're good. You get a charger for an hour. >> I know you're fine. Just exit the car. >> I don't have to exit the car. >> Yes, you do. We're giving you a You were involved in an accident. You're going to have to or we're going to assist you. Can I help you? >> Yeah. This is my friend. She texted me. >> Okay. Oh, let's let's walk over here. >> Okay. Well, we're in the middle of investigation, DUI investigation right now. >> You need to exit. >> I will be fine. She appears like she may have been drinking involved in a twoc car, three car accident. >> Yeah, that's what uh we're relating at this point now. So, we're trying to ask her to step out so we can do a field soiety test which is supposed to do to determine if she is or not. >> Yeah. >> And she doesn't want to get out. So, advising her nicely to get out or we're going to have to get physical and bring her out of her car which is not going to be good for. >> She say she knows you. She say you texted her. >> She's my friend. >> Okay. So, exit the vehicle. >> No, I'm not leaving the vehicle. We were talking to some kind of attorney, a friend of hers, the phone, and he's been cooperating. She doesn't seem to exit the vehicle. >> Okay. Do you want me to talk to her? >> You don't exit the vehicle. >> I'm going to help you to exit. And you don't want that. >> You don't want that. >> I elected official. >> I actually do. Elected official of what? >> Cook County. >> Cook County. You're elected with which which office? >> What's your name? >> I'm Sam. Sam who? Hey, Serge. Is it okay if her friend tells her to walk out to step out? Oh, she's saying she's an elected official of the county. >> I'm on this video. >> Oh, you want video? >> I'll wait for my attorney. >> I'm waiting for my attorney. >> So, she's not exiting. And she say she's an elected official or something. We don't even know. >> Does she need to be compliant at this moment? >> Of course she does. Well, I mean, can she wait? Can she wait for her attorney? >> Yes. >> Even if the attorney is here, there's nothing he's going to tell her. >> She was involved in an accident and we're doing our investigation. And obviously, she doesn't want to, >> ma'am. Okay, here's the thing. You were involved in an accident, correct? So, you're going to have to exit. If you don't exit, then we're going to make you exit. >> Accident car. Can you get her? >> I think you should do that second. >> That's all you have to do. >> That's the attorney. That's all you have to exit. >> You need to get out of the car. That's all you got to do. And then wait for me. I'll be there in 10 minutes. >> I'm waiting for him. >> Yeah. You got to come out. >> Get out of the car. >> Exit the car. >> Okay. Be careful with traffic. Stay right here. We don't want you to go out. Get involved in an accident. >> Fine. >> Now you can hand up the phone, man. No. We're >> still doing our investigation. My attorney. >> Okay. Now tell your attorney since he's on the phone. Are you going to do field sobriety test or no? >> No. >> Okay. >> No. >> Are you arrested? You say no. I was waiting for that. >> I was waiting for that. >> Why you have to arrest her? >> Because she was refused. I asked her to do field sobriety test and she refused. >> Oh, that isn't an attorney. That's her friend. >> And she smell like alcohol. She's been drinking. >> Yeah, that's her friend. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's her friend. >> Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. >> Where? >> Yeah, he was waiting for that moment. >> Uh, I don't know. Let's take a look. >> Uh, it does not say >> Oh, you've been recorded all this time. You've been recording. >> Yeah. Okay. >> No, I want to do real You want to do real >> He's on the phone. >> He can hear. >> They're arresting me. >> Of course they are. >> Okay. I I'll be there in 5 minutes. They just wait until I get to yours. >> You're not going to wait. Let's go. You've been transported. She's under arrest right now. >> My purse. Take her purse. >> The purse. Thank you. >> I'm not going. >> Okay, let's go. >> Can you give him that? >> I'm just escorting you to the car. >> Can you give her 5 minutes? >> She's not doing the field. So, we're not going to be uh just truck bunch of cars. >> Come on, man. Let's go. Let's have a seat. Can we just fight? >> No. No, we're not. We're going to sit in the car. >> Fight. You got Uber. You got taxi. Okay. Have a seat in the car. Let's go have a seat. The car. Have a seat. Have a seat. >> Let me get on your side. Have a seat, miss. >> I can't. >> She's in. >> All right. You got a small You got a small. >> Yep. She slipped her cuffs already. Yep. >> And she was dumb enough to show them that she slipped her cuffs. Yes. Did Phil come back or not? Let's see. Oh, there he is. He's backstage. He didn't say anything. >> Oh, >> Phil did not say anything when he went backstage. >> I was getting there. I was having issues. I had to power down and power back up because, you know, I hurt my feelings with my mic issues. >> Yes. People yelling at me. >> I understand. >> You've been there at >> So, Gia, yelling at you hurt your feelings. >> Yes. Yes. >> And the audience be >> Yes. Everybody was mean. >> You just needed a moment, >> Dad. >> Yes. You needed to go get a snack. >> Yes. >> Okay. Did you get your cookie? >> Got my Snickers. Got my Snickers. >> Did Did the wife give you a hug? >> She did. >> Rub on the belly. Pat on the head. >> Oh. Okay. >> You want to do the field? >> We ask you to do it and you say no. Okay. >> You're saying you guys are testy test. >> Oh, I'll do a field of soriety. >> All right. Come on. >> Yeah. Can you just stand over here? We can watch the whole thing. Just everything's audio video, please. >> All right. >> Sam. >> Sam. So, do you wear any lenses? >> Do you wear glasses? You have them on right now. >> Can you see me without Can you see me with them? >> Okay. You >> I cannot see like >> All right. So, now you take >> How's your head? You have any injuries? >> Hockey when I hit the car. >> When you hit the car, did you lose? >> Uh, thank you, Griffy, for the $2 Australian for tissues for Pope Phil. Oh, thank you. >> I forgot to do this. Will somebody make a comment? There you go. >> Yeah, I was wondering. >> Did she just snap her fingers at the cup? >> I didn't even notice. I didn't either, but >> I mean with Pope Phil being so distracting this >> this live stream of my first night back [Music] >> after having a hellish weekend and finally catching up on the paper because gave me tissues and didn't give you any. Suck it, Jim. Suck it. [Music] Okay. >> I don't know what good means. >> So, you want an EMS? You want to call an ambulance? >> Yes. >> You want us to call an ambulance for you? >> Okay, we'll call an ambulance. >> I can be a I can do the sobriety. >> You can do it. >> Okay. No. So, I want an ambulance. Put >> both feet together like this. >> Yes, I can put both feet together. >> Hands together like this. Like >> I need an ambulance. >> You know that, right? >> Can we get an ambulance? She wants an ambulance here. >> You're under arrest. >> That's weird. But yes, >> she's letting you know you're under arrest. So now when we go to the hospital, you're still under arrest. >> Okay. >> Do you know which hospital? >> We don't know. It's whatever the ambulance decides. >> Hey, sir. He's a 51 guy kind of. >> What a waste of a call. >> Okay. What happened to him? >> What happened? Just what happened? >> I don't know. That's okay. >> I don't know. I [ __ ] up and driving. >> Okay. Were you drinking? >> No. >> Sam, don't answer any questions. According to >> Man, if you're going to be interrupting, then you probably haven't said over here cuz you're interfering right now in an investigation right now. So, can I just have you stand please? I'm just gonna ask you to stand over here for me. Okay. Please let him do the questioning which we do with everybody. >> They pulled me out of the car. I don't know. >> Okay. >> I don't know. >> They didn't pull. >> Are you like uh did you take any meds today? >> No. >> I'll do a test. >> I just want to see if you're like safe to go home. >> Do you have to submit like a few tests for me? Are you willing to do it? >> It's up to you. I'm not forcing you. It's up to you. >> No. You don't want to do it. >> I already have enough to like take you in. >> Uh P Phil, are the Kleenex with or without lotion? >> They are Thank you, Superotion. They're very soft. >> They're very moist. >> Yes, they're very moist. >> What was that? >> Moist. >> What was that? They're very what? >> Moist. >> Moist. Soft, fluffy, and mo and moist. >> Moist. >> Moist. Moist. >> Oh gosh. >> Pants. >> So >> moist. >> So they're moist. >> Mhm. >> Apparently. Apparently. >> Oh, >> though. I don't see cereal with us tonight. So, >> and bad company. To clarify, you said I was Hawk 2. I am not Hawk 2 because I am a Cyclone fan, not a Hawkeye fan. So, if anything, I'm a situ. Okay, first, thank you Salacious for the $5 USD for the Kleenex fund. Thank you, Bad Company, for the $2.79 Canadian Phil's new microphone. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Uh, yeah, >> I can get a new microphone for that. >> We We did thank Pants earlier. Did Pants send another one through? >> I didn't see one come through from Pants. So, if Pants sent anything through, thank Pants for the glory, the power, the majesty of Pants. >> Thank you. >> Thank you, Pants, for being you. >> All glory and praise be Pants. >> Yes, >> he will be here. >> Your attorney's on the way. >> He would like to talk to this officer. She could call it the station. It is what it is. I mean, I smell alcohol, so >> thank you, Parson, for the $2 USD for the tissue grift. The tissue grift. See, we ask for donations to the fair and get nothing. But Pope Phil needs tissues. >> Yes. >> And they go, >> he's delicate. He's delicate. We accept that. He's delicate. He's emotional. He's emotional. >> Yes, he is. >> Yes. Sometimes he is like a teenager. >> Delicate flower. Delicate flower. >> Yes. >> Yes. Sometimes he is a delicate flower. >> You know those mean girls? Those mean girls from our new sponsor. Yep. Yep. >> Uh what's our new sponsor? Can you up my ass? >> Oh yes. The person who barfed our name on air. Yes. Yes. Yes. That wonderful, wonderful, pleasant individual. >> Yes. >> That wonderful investigative something or other. Yes. That's >> it is what it is. You're going to go under arrest for DUI. >> No. >> What do you mean? No. No. >> No. >> What do you mean no? >> No. >> Wait for my attorney. >> What do you mean no? >> Talk to my attorney. >> Yes. >> Nope. >> Thank you, Griffy, for the $2 Australian just so I can annoy barf person with this donation. Well, I'm sure she's barfing thinking of you. >> If you're going to if you're not going to say it, at least say the sponsor name. Barf person is not the sponsor. >> We're gonna wait here. >> No, she he could come to the station. He's going to get under arrest for >> here. He's parking his car. >> Just stand up, ma'am. >> 315. >> I'm going to put down my a report that you refusing field sobriety test. >> Okay. I got enough here. Want to go to the hospital? >> What? What do you mean no? We call an ambulance. We just wasted their time. >> You want medical attention? >> We just wasted their time. I want my attorney wasted their time. Stand up. He's not happy. >> You wasted the >> I want to see the answer. >> You just refused them. >> Got to let her see the answer. >> No, but hold on. >> Yep. >> So, and everyone say hello to Lightfoot who has discovered this spot on my desk so she can look at my microphone. >> Hello, Light. >> Hello, Lightoot. Good kitty. Who's a good kitty? >> Getty. >> Good kitty. >> Lightfoot is responsible for, let's see, the two original kittens, the the the two evil ones, uh uh Bob and Cooper. Then Lightfoot had uh Tiger, Olive, and uh Tails, while Cooper had uh who is it? >> Jack, Princess, CeCe, and uh Molly. >> Still around. >> So, Gia is outside. Cat. >> Gia is still around. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Gia comes and goes as she pleases. Yes. Yep. >> Normally >> cruising the hood. >> Normally laying by the fence with chewed up paper. >> Yep. Yep. >> But well well Gia Yeah. Lightfoot is responsible for nine of the cats in this house. So there you go. Uh, but Gia, it looks like Gia is fixed because she hasn't brought babies around in the years she's been around. >> Her eggs are dead. >> Lack of >> she's a million years old apparently. >> Lack of use. They froze up and dried up, reveled up. >> Yeah. >> Dead. >> Yes. >> You know, Hey, you know Gia's eggs? >> Dead. >> Uhhuh. [Laughter] You under arrest. >> Not going anywhere. >> She has very small wrist. Careful. That alcohol smells strong. >> Well, there was a bottle of wine. >> It's half empty. Bottle of wine is half empty. Uh Samantha because I am >> I mean it's illegal to drink and drive. >> So we have open alcohol in the car. >> You got to go ahead. >> I need to see my attorney. >> He's right there. Now you're healthy, >> sir. She's been uh placed in custody for driving under the influence of alcohol. Feel >> right. >> She's struck bunch of vehicles right there. >> I didn't drink it. >> Don't say anything. >> Listen to him. >> Has she been yet? I'll get to this. >> She refused the field. She going to go to an ambulance. How many cars did she crash into a apartment? Two cars. >> Let's go right here over there, please. Thank you, Sam. Samantha Steel serves at >> Okay, so she is a commission. I wonder if she's encountered Mr. Audit them yet. That's that would be hilarious. >> Maybe we could put in a suggestion. >> Or maybe she drinks because of audit them. Go ahead, Touche. >> Now remember this. When she first talked to attorney, he said 20 I'd be there 25 minutes. It took them 25 minutes to deal with her. >> Right. Let's see. Is there anything else? For over two decades of experience in property valuation. Yes. Oh, good lord. So, yes. Uh, audit them probably has encountered her. Is she the assessor? >> Well, she's the commissioner for district 2 of the Cook County Board of Review. She is the first commissioner in the board's history to hold the assessment administration specialist designation. >> There we go. >> Yeah, but he's out in the suburbs. He's not in the city. Cook County. >> Well, he comes. >> Yeah, but he comes Cook County. >> Huge. Yeah, but he comes to complain at Cook County all the time about the government. >> Well, everyone complains about Cook County government >> at Diver Dan. Most most of the outside cats are fixed. Somebody down the street takes care of them. So, uh, yeah, we haven't had a problem with babies as of yet. All of the indoor babies, all the indoor cats are fixed. We don't need more kittens. I've already taken care of that. >> For district two of the Cook County Board of Review in Illinois, a local news source reports on some information regarding the incident and how it will impact her political career. >> Samantha Steel wasted no time when meeting today with Cook County Democratic Party leaders. >> I do wish that no one in this room has to face um the public scrutiny that I have had to face. >> So, you were not drunk? I was not. No, absolutely not. >> There the police officer reported an open bottle of red wine >> and the video footage that I saw shows him opening the bottle of red wine. I had gone to lunch. I had a glass of wine and I wanted to keep the bottle. Um, and so I brought it with me. >> Steel says her peripheral vision was impacted by a medical condition. >> I was diagnosed with a pituitary tumor. Um, and the medication interfered. While not present in the body cam footage, the police report notes that at the hospital, Steel made vulgar comments directed towards an officer. Steel responds to this claim in the news interview. >> There is no evidence, no evidence of that. The, you know, the language that he used is not the language I would have used. >> Steel was originally charged with DUI and another charge that hasn't been publicly disclosed. However, it was likely related to refusing the sobriety testing or another violation that occurred as a result of the car accident. Nevertheless, that unknown charge was dropped, leaving her with the single misdemeanor DUI charge. In December 2024, about a month after the incident, Steele fought a one-year driver's license suspension that resulted from her DUI arrest. Her lawyer argued that the officer failed to properly inform her of the consequences before she refused testing. As a result, a Cook County judge reinstated her driver's license. Her DUI case is still ongoing, and she has so far faced no legal repercussions from the incident. As a public official, she frequently posts on Instagram. The posts highlight a recent award she received for design changes at her office along with frequent posts of attending high-end gallas and fancy drinks. Separately, she was recently targeted in a lawsuit alleging she was abusive and had retaliated against an employee who had reported her for other ethical violations. As part of the settlement, Chicago taxpayers will pay out $180,000 in damages. In addition, a search of disciplinary records show M. Steel and her aids have been repeatedly found violating state ethics rules for attending Cubs games, traveling for personal trips on county time, and billing taxpayers to attend out of state political rallies. It is unknown if she has reimbursed the victims for the damages she caused to their vehicles. The Democratic Party of Cook County is now running a primary challenge against Samantha Steel, who has refused to step down. In an exclusive statement to Midwest Safety, the campaign for the challenger, Liz Nicholson, released the following statement. Samantha Steel has consistently demonstrated a lack of respect for both this county and the responsibilities of the office she holds. The primary election will be held March 17th, 2026. >> Yeah, Illinois. >> There you go. >> Yeah, Illinois is broken. Absolutely broken. So corrupt. Horrible. Yep. >> Mad because you're no longer getting paid by the Chicago mob. >> That's true. I'm biased. >> Well, folks, we're at the end of another night. I want to thank our fantastic cast, including Mr. and Mrs. NCR for their YouTube >> wonderfulness during tonight's broadcast. Remember, throughout the month, we will be raising funds for me to eat strange things at the fair next month. If you want to contribute, you know how to do that. And we'll be back with you for our Wednesday night. Yes, Wednesday already. Uh uh our broadcast tomorrow night at 8:00 Eastern. Do we have anything? >> Yes. >> You know what Wednesday is? You know what Wednesday is? >> Uh one more day in your >> hump. Wonderful presents. >> It's hump day. >> Hump day. It's hump day. >> Hump day. >> Get your humps. [Laughter] >> Let me put the new outro. There we go. Maybe. >> Good night everyone. Night everybody. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good night everybody. Thanks for attending. We hope you had a great time and we hope to see you back