I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the proud. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah. I'm shining like bling blowout and I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip drip drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say and we all on deuce. It's your birthday girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a batty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pion. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a bad with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get booked. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Hey, where my badies at? Yeah. >> If you bad and you know it, then shaking when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shaking when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shaking when you show it. If you bad and you know it, you're shaking when you show it. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. Where my baddies at? >> Be a baddy with a big butt. So be a big >> yo to the yo to the yo ho ho. And thank you to Mr. Pants for the $12 the $12.34 super chat. The happiest of birthdays to Mr. Finch. We love you, Jim. Well, thank you, Mr. Pants. Uh, yes. Before we get started, our goal tonight is just it's just a goal. It's 10 super chats of any denomination uh to have a happy birthday. That's just to encourage you guys to pitch in if you want to. Not required, but it would be nice if you do. Uh that said, let's go to the Griffy greeting with Mr. Pope Phil. Welcome, sir, and all your magnificence and magnanimous and magnitude to our wonderful chatting lives. And thank you for blessing Jim with the most happiest of birthdays. And also uh before we get started, I am obligated to read this. So, let's go into the Jim Finch. >> Wait, let's try that again. Why did it only say half? >> And now a moment of quiet reflection with Jim Finch. >> There we go. Uh, I am contractually obligated to read the following. as today I am supposed to say something nice about someone from Boston. So, we're just going to read this little AI generated diddy about a person in Boston. >> A diddy. >> Okay, before you do that, everyone mute because you're going to throw up in your mouth. >> Yes, you are. So, a woman from Boston, a story to tell, of courage and resilience in living so well. With hair of red fire and a spirited soul, a mother so patient she make makes others whole. She weathered a storm, a past dark and grim, her spirit unbroken, right out on the li or right out to the limb. She seeks out the truth with a vigilant eye, a keen sense of justice that reaches the sky. For men with past troubles in Alabama land, she offers a steady, resourceful hand. She's empathetic to stories and loyal to the cause. Determined to write wrongs and never to pause. Her mind is so clever, her purpose so true. Her tenacity guides all that she pursues. She's compassionate, strong, and a pillar of light, protecting the innocent and winning the fight. >> Now, of course, I picked the right one. >> This has been a moment of quiet reflection with Jim Finch. >> And there you go. >> There is only one appropriate response to that. >> What's that? Happy birthday. >> Oh god. Happy birthday. I you [Music] go. Uh, thank you NCR News News Network for the $30 super chat for my birthday. May you have many many goth girls if Rose will let you. Happy birthday, my friend. Oh, dear God. Thank you Sale for >> Wow. >> the 50 gifted memberships. They went to Brandon Anderson, Jingo, Nick Volt, Kelly Fitzpatrick. Uh, Lackluster got one. Beth >> I'm actually happy for that one. That means I don't have to marry him. >> Beth D. Jim, uh, Veilen Mullins, Bubba, Jeff, Bronze, A R, J, LM, Proix, Carol. >> Oh, I got one, too. Michelle Bannon, Alice Nani of 10, Chris Gia, Maha Russell, uh, Joe Cool, armchair observer, A Girl Named Joe, Joey Simpson, Virgo, Wraith, Patrick B, Crippled Cat, William Striker, Wire Mother, uh, Tal Talia Klein got another one, Remo Cliff, uh, I think. Thank you again, Sale. Ah, we're still going. Brex, Rick, Reno, Cary, Navy Girl, Maddie, uh, where are we going? I Nana Cherry Reed, Steven Smith, Smite, whatever, Grandma Wolf, Glenn Mack, Justin Blue Ridge, Ed Vincent PST, uh Jamie Bernie, Teemo, uh Kilo, Kathleen Moyer, John Paul McKenna, uh Leetta Bailey, and Trish Doran. >> Wow. >> You know, you know, it's it's funny. It's funny that Justin Blueidge got one because I'm supposed to read this. >> Yes. >> For a very special birthday present coming to you live from an undisclosed strip club in Atlanta. The number one song that has been cherrypicked by Cherry Bomb and Senorita Taco Bella from Mr. Jim Finch. They want me to play this special song for you. >> Okay. >> Okay. You can you should be able to play it. I don't hear it. >> It's playing. It's >> nothing's playing. >> I mean, I can hear it. Hold on. >> We can't hear it. >> All right. Let me uh let me try it from Discord. Give me a second. >> Uh I'm not going back through him, but thank you again. I felt like chilling to Castro for almost a minute there. Okay, here we are on Discord. We should be able to hear it now. >> It's Jim's big day. [Music] >> Are we all here? >> Yes. >> Hey, hey, hey. It's Jim's big day. The news is cool and the cake's in play. He's got more scoops than a triple cone. [Music] Dropping facts from a satellite phone [Music] rock glitch. Punching headlines, breaking trends. He's a king with a million friends. with a million friends. He uploads truth with a laser beam vids in a lucid dream. His birthday suit chromeplated steel. His candles melt from sheer appeal. He's got alithms in his veins. Birthday cake with data chains. His party hats a satellite dish. He left dreams wishes. Boom. Make a wish fast rock birthday. Really cool news. Really cool. The birthday bash in a mega shot. Fashion fash rock birthday blitz. Really cool news. Really cool bodies. The birthday bash in a mega watch. [Music] So raise your mugs and charge your course. Jim's the robot we all adore. Happy birthday, F. You glorious freak. Now go punch the news in the next week. Fin. [Music] >> Thank you Justin Blue Ridge for that. Fine, fine, fine. Oh, we got the bubbles out for that one, didn't we, girls? That's right. We got the bubbles of Mr. Liberace in the back. in the background there. You can hear him on the piano >> tinkling tinkling on his keys. >> I I have to ask Jim this >> because of what I said in my super chat. Rose said she will also be the goth girl if Jim wants >> does be a goth girl. >> I have a list of things where where where Rose could dress up and some of those are maybe >> Rose hit me up for goth details. I'll help you with makeup. >> Thank you, Dave, for the $10 super chat. Happy birthday, Jim. Thank you, Dave. Uh, folks, >> now that is that is that is that is the birthday present from us, the cast, >> and it started off with a message to me to ask if Justin would do a birthday song for you. So, >> Oh, well, thank you. I didn't want to send it to you to do it into a video because then you would know. >> Uh, Phil, your microphone is burping again. >> Sorry. >> That's okay. Uh, well, today we had uh it was supposed to be my day off. It was I It was supposed to be my wonderful day off for my birthday, but when I got up for 2:00 a.m., uh we already had Glenn's cereal story. We already had the end of the month story uh with LIA taking the GoFundMe title yet again. Thankfully, his take for last month uh was down significantly seeing that he didn't bring in $50,000. That's always a good sign. always a good sign. Uh so I go back to bed and I get up early because uh my nephew wanted to surprise me with a present which turned out to be a Shrek t-shirt that simulated Shrek's clothing along with the Shrek beanie hat thing with his ears on it. >> Oh boy. Oh boy. >> Uncle, you got to dress up. You got to dress up, Uncle. Wouldn't you know, the afternoon before he got home ended me with me in a Shrek hat and a Shrek outfit. That's part of the day. Uh the other part of the day had our breaking news that yes, Irish Demon is now uh it's not official. They have not uh ruled that he's in default, but they they uh that's just a matter of the court clerk coming back. Just I mean the court clerk's going to do it, but uh Demon did not respond. He didn't respond after they asked him to respond. So there's two strikes and they went for the default. Uh then Liberty Troll dropped his lawsuit against Gail Bumma Buma Bumma uh who is who who signed the DMCA counter notices on behalf of Dr. Dave. Never ever ever ever do that for somebody else because you're taking uh basically you're saying you're responsible for the content that's in question, setting yourself up to get sued. So don't do that. And of course, Rean Benson wants you to rate her uh mugsh shot. So, three new stories had dropped. So, that was most of the day. >> She wants us to rate her mug shot. >> Well, she was rating her own mugsh shot and Phil microphone still real bad. Uh, >> okay. basically. Uh yeah, she thought it was one of the better ones, but not the cutest one. And if you listen to the story, thank you again, Justin Blueidge. Uh if you listen to the story, uh or listen to our news story, that is you can hear six minutes of pants reading her five minute statement in his valley girl voice. And it is hilarious and worth it. everything. They're worth listening to. Thank you again for pants. Uh who is the MVP every morning at 2:00 a.m.? Uh so let's just dive into one thing and that is Mr. Glenn Cerio decided to try to get in a fight with a bomb. >> Yeah. who had already spoiled himself. >> But Glenn said that the guy spoiled himself out of fear of Glenn when he had already pissed his pants and the guy was completely out of his mind. So Glenn was encouraging him to fight. Uh Glenn did not use his tweaks the leg. He said basically that if I get my hands around your neck, it's over because look at the size of my hands. I'll squeeze the life out of you. >> So, any thoughts on Mr. Glenn trying to fight the criminally insane? >> Yes, >> I I would have put money on that. I would have put money on the criminally insane. Well, Phil, he claims this and and this is the funny thing that he has these big strong hands like the rock monster from the never- ending story. And we lost him. >> He'll be back. >> I said this in my video I covered it. It it he's he does not have the skills that he thinks he does. >> No. >> All right. I I don't fight personally, but my late younger brother trained to be an MMA fighter, >> right? So, I've learned from him, somebody of Glenn's size and athletic stature would not have the strength or endurance to get a proper bare necked choke or any choke hold on that individual, >> right? >> I mean, looking at how how big he is in the upper body, he's not going to have a firm enough lock without overing himself or straining a muscle. That guy's just gonna be too wired to get through. And if he does try to like bear hug him, he's just going to get bit. And then that guy's going to get some disease that Glen Cerio has. >> Allegedly. Allegedly. >> Well, Glenn's arms are so big now from the fat. I wonder how he can wipe his own butt. >> I don't think he on a stick. >> That is not a thought I need right now. >> He uses a rag on a stick. Just like he would bathe himself if he if he ever played with soap and water. >> That's That's just Yeah, Glenn is really big now. And we're we we Goodness gracious. He He wouldn't go on camera, but I mean, from the shadow alone, you could tell that Glenn was a big boy. Uh, also we had the Chile Castro with iron Irish demon going into default possibly. They still have to grant it. Uh, did demon run? I don't know. He put out a video today. >> Yeah, but that may have been automated. >> Yeah. Who knows? Who cares? Good luck, Chile. >> I mean, the the bad thing is we have to kind of cheer for Chile. >> No, we don't. >> It it it's kind of like to me it's kind of like when the Los Angeles Rams take on the 49ers. And I just wish that the whole stadium would implode and take them to hell. It's >> I told you I am not I'm not doing that anymore. I don't have enough of my >> Hey, Facebook Karen. >> Hey Karen. >> I can't sacrifice that many goats anymore. I told you that. >> I can't gift memberships. I never could. I don't know what it is. I can't buy >> I can't buy them. Yep. Never been able device. Are are you using your tablet? >> Yeah, she's using >> it. Doesn't matter. I've tried. It's a glitch. >> I can't buy memberships. Never have. I've tried to fix it like two years ago. >> Good night, Rose. >> So, I just donate when I can. Yep. >> Good night, Rose. Go ahead. Oh, good lord. We have Parson invoking his power. and Clint stereo. >> Uh, we are lucky that Mr. Pope Phil is having technical issues and cannot hear you at the moment. >> No. And no and no, you never if you ever want to see me again. No. And no and no. >> Never. >> That's >> never. >> So, in Parson's book, uh, you two are married. You two are married. I'm >> glitching. I don't think you're glitching. I think that's just the the sound of or the uh the circle around your icon. >> No. And no. >> Don't encourage. >> No. No. Nope. >> And no. >> Let's see if Phil is back. Uh, we do have a wonderful girl tonight that we'll switch to in a minute. >> Picked by Mr. Pope Phil himself. >> No, this is >> to share with you >> for you. This is this was my birthday gift to Jim because it's the perfect girl for NCR. >> Now remember, with his power, >> with his power, Mr. person can take this wonderful girl for himself if he wants to >> because person power of marriage for the entire >> I believe I believe he will want it I believe he will want it >> yes he he he he would love in fact my my question to Phil that's a woman uh notwithstanding uh >> it's a yeah it's a YouTube glitch All right. All right. >> Am I going to have to use a smoke to get out of here? >> Yep. >> Cuz I've only got like six left. >> I'm saving those for Black Friday. >> You might have to because all I can think of is Chunk from the Goonies. That's it. >> It's a combination of um of um I I believe uh being very drunk, um maybe some substances, and then uh she's nutty. Uhhuh. >> The option of going to Australia and punching a kangaroo still on the table. So, I'll take that. >> But, >> uh, no, >> I think Gia is going to like it. I think Gia is going to like it. >> Uhhuh. >> Not happy. >> Let's go. Let's go to cops pull over the most unhinged driver they have ever seen. Z. Yeah. >> On August 23rd, 2025, officers in New Mexico received a call reporting that a red jeep towing a camper was driving erratically through an RV park. Officers began searching for the Jeep, which was last seen heading eastbound on the highway with the camper's awning still extended. Here's what the officers did next. >> Are we sure she's not perfect for Lane Meer? >> Might actually be. Now, now we've got a couple updates on Lane Meyer. Lane has is apparently back in contact with uh for public service whatever his name guy from uh >> Florida who he's not supposed to be in touch with as that guy is now replaying Lane Meyer's videos on his channel again. and Lane has shut down his legal defense fund on Gibson and Go. We had a note of that in the story today on the monthly uh crowdsourcing stuff that Pants was kind enough to read this morning. Uh, but basically Lane shut down that thing and I think he maybe the the report we got was he was hanging out with Reluctant Profit, which was he was not supposed to be doing allegedly uh and working HVAC uh repair. So that's the alleged stuff we got. No confirmation and we are just saying it's a rumor just like uh Mr. for Long Island audit uses. It's a r traffic in the Mr. Gas parking lot with the red Jeep Grand Cherokee. Their awning is still out. Uh DN 1082. >> They just hit the gas pump with their awning on the camper. >> So you hit the gas the gas pump with the awning. >> Yep. >> Holy [ __ ] What an idiot. >> Yeah, the awning is still out. They're driving. >> How we doing, ma'am? >> I just want to close. They scared me off. I just want to close my gate thing. I know that that happened. Please let me go home. >> How much have you had to drink out there? >> Nothing. >> Nothing cuz I can smell it coming off of you right now. >> Then the they didn't do their stuff right then. >> Okay. Do you have your you have your ID on you? >> If you let me fill up my gasing and close my awning. I do. Ma'am, I need I need your ID. Now, this isn't You're not going to dictate how this goes. Okay, >> I'm fine. >> Certainly. I looked for it without being stabbed. >> Go ahead. >> I've been stabbed by the judicial district and I'm on the pill. >> Am I on the pill? Is it recording? >> It's recording, man. >> I'm scared. That was illegal detainment. >> Wait, am I on the pill? Is that recording? What? >> What? Yeah, >> that's what she said. >> Y she said, "Am I on the pill? Is that thing recording?" >> Yep. >> Okay. [Laughter] Is that some sort of new slang term for the kids? That's >> I don't know. >> Hey, >> and I was parked there trying to be kind and just stay. >> Okay. And that was scary. And they the pirate ran me off >> and I'm fine. >> Well, I need your ID, man. >> The pirate. >> Pirate. >> I don't want to give it to you, sir. >> You You have to You This isn't a question. >> I'm fine. Can I close my awning and get gas? >> If you do not give me your ID, I'm going to arrest you. >> Wow, he's tall. >> Yeah. >> May I find it without thinking? >> Is he a tall drink of water? I think he's too young as I have shoes his age. So, let's move on. >> Okay. But if Parson orders it, >> I mean, if Parson was to say Mary Gette off, >> we are contractually obligated to do so. >> Yes. Yes. And if he were to say marry NCR to the crazy woman again, that's up in part >> or Phil. If you were to say marry Phil to Gia. >> Oo, and I know just the shirt I want her to wear. >> No, Phil has a wife. >> I have been checked on that. >> And a beautiful bride. And I don't do that stuff. >> Knock it off. >> Okay, >> go ahead. >> This is my house. I'm scared. >> Okay. >> Do you know I'm scared? >> Why? >> Cuz I've been abused by the ninth judicial district and I I'm in the middle of a restitution lawsuit. >> Okay. Well, we're not there right now. This is Edge >> and I'll leave it parked here. >> So, >> and I can walk from here. I will give you my ID, but I didn't do anything wrong. I'm stared off of a property that I was parked at. >> Okay. So, you understand? I need your ID. I'll give you my ID. But I'm tired of being abused by police and I do call the FBI often. I work for the Space Force. >> Call the FBI. So, >> I'm just trying to find what you're asking. >> And she works for Space Force. >> Uh, well, give the update on the Piper Rody, please. >> Oh, the Plear Rody is doing much better today. Much better today. We did have some um rounds of uh fighting, so that's a good sign. >> Yes, >> she hopped up in the in the uh papal throne to attack me. So, that's good. >> Yes. >> Uh she climbed up in her recliner to look out the window earlier today. And she did walk up the stairs by herself. >> Yep. >> A few times. So, >> all good. All good. >> And chased a squirrel. and chase the squirrel. Yep. >> Bill, >> we do have a directive from Mr. Parson. Please >> dearly beloved. >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today on a very special occasion as we have a mountain of a man that Gia wants to >> No, no, no, no, no, >> no, not me. >> No, not her. Uh, Mr. Parsons is marrying NCR off to drunken Space Force. >> Okay. Well, even better. Even better. We have a a special occasion where this lovely Space Force commander gets to marry her favorite cadet, NCR. Space Force commander, do you take the >> downtrodden and in need of discipline recruit NCR to be your laughly wedded space force husband? He can take my clingons off at any time. Oh god. And NR, do you promise to call this woman commander in all the right tone? >> Commander Daddy. Commander Daddy. >> Never. >> May the force be with you. Live long in force. Pro. >> By the power invested in me by Star Trek and Gene Rodenberry, I now pronounce you Space Force commander and cadet. And you um beam her up in all the right ways. >> Yes. >> Be her. >> Damn it. >> And something's peeping you and that usually scares me. I have PTSD diagnosed from Meridian behavioral health and recently discharged and have been illegally detained for a while. About 6 weeks. >> Okay. >> So, where's your ID? >> I don't know. I'm trying to find it and you scare me. So, >> wait. She was detained for 6 weeks for mental health services. uh for PTSD. It's been diagnosed and illegally uh detained. >> Nice. >> Mhm. >> Very nice. >> And she's commander and she's in space force. >> Wow. >> And in frequent contact with the FBI not >> is crazier than Jeremiah Payne. >> It gets better. Just wait. It gets better. But at least she has her own mobile home and a car. >> Uhhuh. Uhhuh. >> Woman, may I look for my stuff? I don't have guns. >> What is your name? >> Kylie. >> What are you What are you afraid of right now? >> You. >> Why? >> Police judicial district illegal detainment. That's what a judge says. Vander Ducy. Now I can walk away from this illegal detainment. I just tried to do that. >> Okay, here's the problem though. Okay, >> I'm scared. I'm not scared. >> I'm scared. It looks like you're going to touch me and I'm scared. And there's all my belongings. Can I walk closer to my belongings? >> It's all gas. >> Please let me walk closer to my belongings on the P cam. >> Yep. >> That's my library card. I paid taxes. Oh, wait. That's my stuff. May I please have that back? >> Thank you. I'm a real citizen. My birth certificate is in my house in Albuquerque. >> I didn't do anything wrong. >> Just stay back over here. Lay back. Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Stay over here. Please don't touch me. Please help. >> You want to go my No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I put my hands behind your back. >> I don't want to be detained. I'm about to piss myself. Please don't detain. >> What is the problem? >> Stand. I need my glorious present now. Please, God, don't hurt me. I'll stand here. >> Hey, stop touching me. Please don't touch me. Please stop. >> You're being handcuffed at this point because you're not cooperating. Do you understand that? >> Please stop touching me and corrupting. >> Do you understand that, ma'am? Do you have any weapons on you? No, ma'am. >> Uh, what's that? >> Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me. >> Don't touch me. Don't touch me. You're touching me. Touching my stapler. >> I mean, >> my stapler. I mean, if NCR has to sleep on the floor for the first couple of years, >> I mean, it'll be a beautiful wedding night. Yes, it will. >> Glorious. It'll be glorious. It'll be glorious. >> Actually, Don't touch me. >> With his his aluminum foil wrapped zucchini and her tin foil hat. It's a matching pair. >> Yes. >> Time to make sure you don't have any weapons. Okay. >> You don't have anything in here? >> I don't think so. >> What is this? A lighter? >> Probably. I got a letter. >> I've been camping. >> Is this it? >> Yes, ma'am. It says Valor Park G. >> Okay. I'm going to take it out because it is a weapon. Okay. It is my family's >> I'm not I'm not taking >> Okay, take it as evidence. I don't want it back. I'm just >> I'm not going to keep it from you. I'm taking it out at this moment right now. >> Just Just turn the Please turn around. >> Please don't touch me. Yes. >> Please don't touch me. >> Listen to Officer Heron right now. >> Said your name's Kylie, right? Yes. >> So, Kylie. Kylie, can you look at me? >> Yes. >> What's What's happening? State of New Mexico judicial night judicial district is illegally detaining for court order on Vander Vander. The judge says so and I have legal representation for Jonathan Peak Law Firm in Albuquerque and Christen Law Firm and Vortal Kylie Kylie Kylie Kylie let me stop you. What's going on today right now? >> I'm scared of the legal with two law firms. >> I just want to go home. Please let me go home. Kylie, is your driver's license in here? >> That is that. May I get it? You illegally detain me again. >> Kylie, >> I'm still looking for It's here. I have it somewhere. I illegally federally FDIC insured to drive this. >> You're FDI. >> Why did you leave the festival? >> Cuz they illegally detain me. The private people security told me to run. >> Run from what? >> The I was enjoying the music. >> I'm still hurt by handset. Are you aware that you just damaged a gas pump? >> I didn't mean to. I was scared of them and I just told him I didn't mean to do that. >> How much have you had to drink today? >> Nothing. >> Kylie, stop the >> red. I'm scared and I'm shaking and I have complex PTSD disorder diagnosed and I need my lawyers and I'm illegally detained. >> Kylie, stop moving. Okay. >> I'm scared. I want to pee. >> Kylie, is it okay if I look >> myself on purpose? >> No. Why would you do that? Cuz I'm scared of you and I'm scared and I want to be myself and I have to pee and they maybe not be able to pee. >> Kylie, can I look in here for your ID? >> No. >> You can look at the back of that discover card. >> That's not going to help me. Okay. >> I need your information. >> You can't get my information. That's my legal whistleblower protector act. Right. >> Kylie. >> She's a whistleblower too. >> What is yours? I'm also >> here and we the people. You are abusing we the people >> right now. >> This is Mike. What did you drink at the fair? >> Perfect for Jim. >> Were you drinking beer? Me. >> Lia. We the people. We the people. >> Uh no. Remember he has a wife who's ignoring him and he has children who are ignoring him. Uh he doesn't. >> That's Yes. Uh so the other day, I think last Friday or last Saturday, I uh unblocked a bunch of people on this channel. And remember remember uh we gave the heads up to block some people. >> Well, apparently BSBT has discovered our uh comments area. as I was just checking comments and we we we've had some BSBT >> in the house. >> Nice. >> Yes. >> Nice. Still alive. Yep. >> How many teeth are left? >> I don't know. >> Four. >> I don't know. >> 14. >> Uh uh about as many as his brain cells. >> Yeah. >> That's right. >> Yeah. If Helen stops blocking the mouse from functioning. Here we go. >> Sample. >> I don't want to wrap that up. >> Okay. >> One, two little baby ones. It was me. >> Okay. >> Kylie, we were told that while you were at the festival, you threw a bottle at one of the performers. >> I didn't do that. They were my friends and I was celebrating with them. I didn't do that. My my Eastern New Mexico flag is still there and I dumped change on their porch. their porch to be in the stage and I didn't throw a bottle. >> No ma'am, I would never do that. >> Why did you dump? >> I was I was tipping them. I'm a performing musician as a gig in Portalist right now. Okay, so here's the thing. I'm not going to that. I'll walk home. But this is illegal to entertainment. What's the thing? >> What? >> You are going to be officially trespassed from there. You're not >> I never want to go back. >> Okay. You're not to go back there again. >> That's great. >> Okay. Okay. >> The New Mexico Rival Life Reserve of Eastern New Mexico doesn't want me to be there. That's fine. >> I understand. Thank you. >> I'm going to ask you again. How much have you had to drink today? >> Nothing. >> Well, you just told me something different, Kylie. >> The meter from Carl'sb not serving correctly. And that was just a sample to produce more distance. And I can walk from here. >> No, Kyler, you're staying here right now. Okay. >> I need Yeah, I saw. Well, they're not going to call. >> Can I call my lawyer? Can I have my belongings? >> Hey, here's the thing. Okay. >> Hey, it's I'm going to read you something right now. Okay. So, I need >> No one has done this yet. >> I need you to listen carefully. Okay. My right. >> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you can >> and will say be used against you in a court of law. >> You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have you aren't letting me have that with you while you aren't letting me do that. >> You're still afford to listen. I'll be appointed to represent you before any questions you wish. >> Give me my stuff backing. I >> I'm not >> at any time exercise these rights and answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you? >> Yes, your honor. >> Judge Vander Dies of the Night Judic District. >> Having these rights in mind, are you willing to answer our questions now? >> No. Fifth. >> Okay. So, here's the thing then. Okay. Being that we were given the information while you were at the festival, >> I didn't want to be there. I've been trying to leave that place illegally detained there, too. I told them that the security I told that to leave. >> Listen to me. >> I need an emergency phone call. Now, >> you're going to be going to jail for disorderly conduct. >> I think that's inaccurate and illegally detained. Still, I paid my right to be there and I want to leave and I want to walk. >> You're not going anywhere. I want to walk away and you have all my stuff and my IDs and my phone and they keep taking it. Don't drag me. Don't drag me. I'll walk. But don't drag me. I still need to pee and I might piss myself. I'm not kidding. Okay, >> this is a big I'm scared of you guys all the time. Call >> He's a security guard there. Excuse me. May I go in? Uh, speaking of shields, I did see Flat Derp uh, he had the video of audit them being taken out of the evicted the other month and at one point they brought out all of these binders which I immediately recognized as the audit shield product. And that may be why he is giving away all of his binders for Illinois to anyone in the Illinois area who wants a first amendment audit cuz if he's living out of the car, uh yeah, those things take up a huge amount of space. Brilliant life. Brilliant. Yes. Yes. Yeah. He uh came on Chili's the other day and Chile was like, "That's not what we're talking about, dude. Let's just go elsewhere." And that's all I know about audit. >> So, they get him out of the house. >> Oh, yeah. He's out of the house. He was >> Yeah. Apparently, the house had been foreclosed on years ago. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, >> property taxes. >> It was they missed payments or something. Even though he claimed that property taxes. Yep. >> It was something because they uh it was a bankruptcy court that took the house from them and his father's no longer alive. So, it was in his father's name. So, he had no real legal claim to the house and he had been evicted previously. So, that was the second time they were evicting him from the house. >> Yeah. The property taxes pile up, boy. They pile up >> big time. Huge fines, >> especially in Chicago. I mean, that's a Chicago Brownstone. >> Horrible. Now, horrible. Yep. >> Yeah. So, he was essentially squatting. Uh, >> brilliant. >> Yeah. >> Another another uh success story. Yep. >> Yes. Uh, and he has a cat, so I feel sorry for the cat. He and the cat are apparently living in the car. >> Good for him. >> Uh, >> but he's got his binder that he can audit with. >> Yes, he's got his binder. And he was going to go back to daily auditing was what he was saying. >> Okay. >> Yes. Well, you know, you need a you need uh three uh three meals in a cot, so you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Might as well try get yourself arrested. >> Except this woman is reminding me of him. >> So maybe they're the true love story. Not her and NCR, but her and audit them. >> I will. I have disabilities. My knee hurts and my pains. I'm not I'm not pushing you. I'm helping you in >> I'm going to make sure that you're not touching me illegally. >> I'm not I'm making sure your head is not going to touch the ground. >> You're still touching me illegally still right now. Don't >> touch me illegally. >> You're touch You're touching me. You're touching me. You're touching me. Don't touch me. >> Oh, here's the thing. Huh? >> 47, >> I think. So, she's telling us that she hasn't been drinking. >> She told me she drank at the meter. >> Okay, she did. >> Back up. She said no to you, but she told me she had some at the metery. I put her in handcuffs right away cuz she wasn't being cooperative. So I just read her her Miranda. >> Um >> so if she's on like anti-csychotic but first >> it's a big problem. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> She was ETO. >> Um he they saw her throw a bottle at one of the performers. Um, she's saying that she put change up there because she was trying to tip them. She left in a hurry with me on that. Now she's damaged this. >> Okay. >> Yep. When I got behind her, >> this is a wild video. >> Do it. So, I started boobing her and she still hit it. She is extremely uncooperative. >> Yeah. We can um so what we'll do is we'll try to get a statement from see if the other person you know cuz the bottle if he she threw a bottle at him >> aggravated >> yeah aggravated assault possibly a deadly weapon >> possly DUI >> disorderly DUI obviously and >> she says her ID is in here somewhere I don't want to go through her stuff >> okay >> so we can um so your Miranda Handiser. She likes >> handsizer. Yeah. Whether she's on something, off pits, or >> eto. >> Did you guys see any liquor in the vehicle? >> I haven't looked because she kept trying to walk away. >> Plain view. I mean, >> yeah, he's tall. He's definitely tall. >> Is she older? >> Yeah, he's 6'5 at least. >> Oh, just a king in there. That's why >> I say we marry Gia all. It's just really hot. Just let me get a piece. >> She'll roll it down for you. Okay. >> No. >> Yeah. Gia is not getting married off tonight. >> No. >> Instead, she is she has her for her uh Uno card out which says NCR on it. So, >> Yep. >> Any marriage goes to NCR tonight. >> Yep. Yep. I hate you >> with her special Uno card. >> I hate you, Jib. I hate you, Phil, for picking this video. >> Well, don't hate me. I could nothing to do with her >> her her Uno card, which she got in Bolivia. >> Yes. >> I mean, they >> they play Uno differently there. >> Yes. >> It's got guns sometimes. >> Yes. >> Sometimes. >> Yes. Can you just leave it open and I won't leave? >> It's really hot. I'm dripping in sweat and I'm still illegally detained. >> Of course you won't leave. >> I'm dripping in sweat. Could you have a towel to wipe my face? >> Hey, ma'am. >> I'm not answering questions. Fifth, >> that's fine. I'm trying to check on you and make sure you're okay. >> I need a towel for my face and you're not doing that. >> Okay. I'm not going to give you a towel. >> I need I need I need >> Can I wipe my face with my own hands? >> No. Handcuffs. >> I know. Can I wipe my own face? I'm not going to hurt anybody. I just want to walk away. >> Okay. Do you have any medical conditions? >> Yes. Don't ask me questions. Fifth. I got bathrooms. Fifth. >> Yeah. >> I got Smith. Let me walk away. I'm 30 years old. You got my ID or I tried to give it to you. Didn't let me >> let me out. >> I'll walk away from here. Put that impound if you want to. I want to leave. I'll walk. But this is illegal. >> Okay. We're going to call and get some med. >> You're not even calling my lawyer and I don't need medical. Leave me alone. >> Fifth. >> Her ID is not in here. Just note there's $5 in there. Credit card. She had some more stuff in her fanny pack. >> Have you consumed liquor today? >> No, I've been camping. >> You packed is not in there. >> I've been camping. Now, is anyone going? What's the 28 come back to? It comes back to her. >> One of the managers. >> Hi. Is there a manager? >> Um, I'm going to catch your lead for tonight. >> Okay. You want to come and check out the damage? >> Yeah. >> She drove away from the festival with her awning up. >> Okay. and ran into the gas pump here. >> Oh, >> yeah. I don't know what the extent is if you're gonna have to There's nothing leaking, >> but just so that you can see. >> Oh. >> Um, I'm going to take pictures. >> Okay. >> I probably should, too. I guess. >> Yeah. >> John will be here tomorrow morning, too. >> Okay. Then we can come and get video footage from that, too. >> It's hot. Okay. So, the wind's blowing. >> It's very hot and my arms are I am illegally detained right now. >> No, you're not. >> Yes, I am. Then I hope you're not be more safe because this is No, you're not. >> You just caused a crash. >> My own crash cuz they ran me off. >> Do you have her on dash cam? >> They scared me off and that wasn't on camera. Why? >> I was just trying to buy my new house and live and I'm working in now. If I don't want to, I'll just go home to my house in Albuquerque cuz no one respects domestic violence either. I live the [ __ ] out of 5 years by my ass there. And I own my own house and I own my own stuffing the fifth. Let me out. >> So I have to do a tow sheet for both of them. I've been through the inside business here and I'm not finding anything and they said everything. >> I don't know if she's having like I mean I can smell liquor but I either she's on meth or something >> or she's >> well Clint said that >> either she was on something or she was eat. >> You guys are going to have fun with this one. She's kind of going ape [ __ ] Uh, possibly drunk. We don't know. Maybe excited delirium. Uh, but obviously when I pulled her over, she smoked out. She was chased off from the festival. >> She threw a bottle at somebody. She's very non-compliant, but we want to get her checked out. >> Okay. So, >> where's she at? >> She's in the back of the unit over here. >> Hello, my name's John. Kylie. >> Hi, Kylie. Well, so we're just here to check you out and make sure you don't have any medical complaints. Are you injured at all? >> No. >> The pirate biking festival at the zoo? >> Yeah, it >> you know it's when there's six cops on the scene. David, >> everybody wants to take a look at the freak show. >> Would it be all right if you take your >> over here with Donnie out and smashing the bump? >> Yeah, >> she's refusing vitals. >> Close to 414. >> She's uh she's declining any medical assistant. >> Okay. She says she's not injured or she's not having medical. >> That's good enough for me. I'll just have you guys. I'm not doing anything. >> She gave me her full name and date of birth, but that's all she said. She's willing to talk more. >> We did actually. Can I give her? >> Absolutely. >> She She's being transported now. >> Now. Now. >> Now. >> It's hard to cuz I'm scary. Is someone going to take these off? >> We'll take them off when we get to the ambulance. >> How many months is she obligated to be his wife? Still touching me illegally. >> I know I'm still touching you. >> Put that on my head, please. Sir >> to maintain dignity. >> Okay. I'm going to lead you this way. I'm leading lead you to the right. >> Amen. Right. Doctors could touch me. I can always touch. >> All right. Don't touch me. You're still touching. >> Stop touching me, Phil. Stop touching me. >> My hair is in my face. I can't see. Can you touch? >> You don't want me to touch you. >> Well, can you fix it? Eat that. >> Phil, stop touching me. >> Can't fix it. Heat. Good job. >> I'm going to touch you. >> Hey, so Kylie, step up here for me. Don't touch me. >> Turn around and I'll get the hair out of your face real quick. But I'm going to explain something. >> Don't do it hard. >> I'm going to explain something to you. Okay. >> Okay. Yeah, it's still in my face. Please get my baby hairs out of my face. It tickles. It really tickles and it hurts. I have lupus and probably >> Okay. Can you put my hat on there? >> You got real good. >> Listen to me. Yes. Okay. I'm going to take the handcuffs off. You're going to be transported by medical. >> If this is what you're doing, >> listen to me. You're not done. >> It's going to be a lovely. >> You are being trespassed from the Wildlife West Zoo Park. You cannot go back. >> That's fun info. >> Okay. Okay. You are also being charged with disorderly conduct. >> Final. If I get a statement from the employees at the park that you did indeed throw a bottle at a performer, you will also be charged with aggravated assault. >> Okay. >> Okay. And you are also going to be charged with criminal damage to property. >> I'll pay for that right now. But you didn't let me. And you guys still scared me. >> Did you hear what it's all recording? >> Yes, ma'am. I heard that. >> Okay. Turn around and I will take your hands off. >> Thank you for using my right. Can I have things for my vehicle? Doctors, >> like a phone or my ID for my car? >> If you want your phone from your vehicle, you let officer her know where it's at and he will grab that for you. >> I don't know where it is. I tried to look for it and then you hit the >> Is it okay if I look? >> No. >> So, is it impounded? >> It's going to be impounded. You don't >> Can I look at my own stuff that I have? >> Yes. >> Well, we'll find out in a second. >> I still don't have water. I think they give me saline. That's also part of DNR. Ow. New tattoo. >> Hold on. >> Sorry. Ow. You heard me. >> Can I look for my number? >> You can. Yes. >> Is this your correct address right now? >> Yes, it's my house that I own. >> What's a good phone number for you? >> 575. I keep doing this with y'all. 575. >> Can you just write down ADA and HIPPA for me? Can I load up? Perfect. >> Absolutely. >> Thank you. >> So, Kylie, I'm going to give you one more opportunity. If you can let me look for your phone, I can grab it for you so you can call somebody. >> I don't know any of the numbers. Are you impounding that? Can I close the awning for you? >> No. >> Are you going to wreck it then? You're wrecking my ship. >> No. So, >> so let me check. Can you I still don't have water. You're still scaring me. I still got ran off on property. I have United States citizenship. Don't roll your eyes up. Huh? >> Kylie, listen. >> I'm trying to decide what I want you to do for me, civil servant, and not that. >> Yeah. Civil servant. >> Gia, stop rolling her eyes at her. She can see you through the TV screen. >> Yes. >> And she's trying to decide what you can do for her, civil servant. >> Thank you, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, uh, for the kind words. Federal taxes space force rapid capabilities office. >> Okay, >> stop asking me questions. I'm trying to think and you scared me and I recognize that I need water. You guys have water then stop. >> I wouldn't take this lady unless you're going up. >> I'm trying to take this lady. >> I believe it may be in my car on the front. >> I think she needs the burrito. >> I would not take this lady in an ambulance. Yes. >> Burrito and spit guard. >> Like the holder thing that holds the phone to not hold the protection flag. >> Can I look? >> Not yet. I'm trying to give you instruction. Go look near the driver's p the driver's side. And you are allowed. >> And now it is unlocked. >> Okay. >> Now it is unlocked. We the people l hiding. >> Hey James firefighter. There's no step. >> Good to go. Oh god. So >> there. >> What's there? >> Bottle of empty vodka. >> Empty bottle of vodka. Yep. Yep. Meds and booze. Great combo. >> Hi. You part of the band? >> Oh, you're part of the band. >> Are you part of the band? >> No, I am running sound with Christian. Who is part of the band? >> Um, so these people >> Okay. The two on the side. I'm just need to talk to him about an incident that happened earlier. >> Okay. >> An incident that happened earlier. >> Oh, the bottle throw. >> Yeah. >> You saw the girl? >> Yes. >> Oh, the bottle. >> She saw it. Looks like >> Okay. So, can you tell me? Well, let's just wait real quick while >> Yeah. Uh, looks like it. Yeah, >> but remember But remember, she said it was a tip. >> Yeah, it was a tip. You can have >> If you get your own bottle, she gave him a tip. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Of her dirty backwash in a bottle of water. >> Yep. Yep. >> It's just like, what's his name? >> Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares. The guy who has >> There you go. They used to throw quarters at him >> and one >> hit him on the head really bad and he had to announce to everybody, "Stop throwing quarters." >> Yep. >> Right. >> Yep. >> Well, you know, at the Cincinnati games, they used to throw uh D batteries at uh the opposing players. >> Yeah. >> And they had to announce And they had to announce to stop doing that. >> Yes. Damn. Damn. >> Throw them at Santa. >> Take your eye out. Yep. >> Don't pick on. That way you're not repeating yourself. >> No, no problem. Because we also had a crazy lady last night at our campsite. We're wondering if it's the same. >> Whatever happened up here escalated, she left. They ended up making contact with her and other stuff happened. So to kind of get to the >> where everything happened. >> She threw an empty water bottle at the drummer Chris and then she ran up the ramp. >> Chris the drummer >> right there. >> Okay. >> And then she ran up the ramp and I saw her trying to like try to get on stage and I was like, "Uh-uh." After she threw the water bottle, I looked at my husband. I said, "I'll be back." >> How did she throw the water bottle? >> She just kind of like tossed it. It wasn't like a hard throw, but she chucked it and she yelled something at Chris. I couldn't hear what she was saying. Like nothing she was saying made any sense, but she saw me talking to security cuz I was like, I don't know if you saw her, but she threw a bottle up there, a water bottle up at the drummer. >> Thank you, Mie. >> Right after she did that, she yelled something. She went up the ramp and was trying to get on and then she came back. She saw me talking. >> Uh Parson says the original woman needs your burrito. NCR, >> your burrito. And Mrs. Tom adds and helmet. >> So you're burrito and a helmet. >> Burrito. Burrito. Burrito. >> Security guard. And she took off running and she ran past. She goes, "Don't worry. I'm friends with the band." I was like, "Uh, I don't think they are, but I don't know, but I am. And I don't like how she's acting towards them. >> I got you, girl." Well, it made me suspicious the way she was acting with Melissa here on the on the out here. It was a little creepy. It was a little creepy and but I was like, well, maybe she's just a drunk fan of Nordic daughter. I get it, you know. But when she escalated, she was acting kind of >> angry. Great >> would be the word. Just kind of hostile. >> Okay. >> Um I was like, "No, no, I'm going to security because I don't know if you are there." She It was visible cuz she was standing right about here. And >> did you did you did you get the name of the band? >> Uh, Nordic God. >> Nordic God. So, I think I was correct that this is the perfect one for NCR because deep down inside she's a god. >> There you go. >> Loving the turtle. >> No, she is not. >> I am loving the turtle. >> Uhhuh. I'm going to do that tomorrow. I'm getting a giant turtle. I'm getting a giant turtle right in the middle of my chest. Yep. Yep. >> No, you're not. >> Yes, I am. >> No, you're not. The resident tattoo expert. I say no. >> Not going to want that there. >> First. >> Yeah. And she threw it and then she yelled something and I couldn't hear what she yelled over them playing. >> But she didn't throw it hard. She just kind of tossed it. horse. She just kind of looked like this at him, but it was it was an anger to talk to like she was acting angry, >> but it was kind of like a cuz the girl was on something. I could tell she was definitely either drunk or on something. >> Thank you. >> Take care. Have fun. Yes, sir. >> Thank you. >> The suspect was charged with reckless driving and disorderly conduct. The court has issued a bench warrant for the suspect's arrest after she failed to appear for her arraignment. >> Shocked. >> At this time, the suspect's court case is still ongoing. >> Shocked. >> Of course. Of course she messed her court date. >> Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Jimmy. Happy birthday to you. >> Thank you. Well, folks, we are at the end of another night. It's time to get out of here, get some sleep, and hopefully not wake up the way NCR is going to wake up with. >> Don't touch her. >> Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. >> I want to thank everybody for their kind words, uh, their happiest wishes, and for the super chats and memberships tonight. Uh it is the end of the end of the month. So we'll get paid on the 10th or the uh the the 20th of next month or 21st of next month. Anywh who uh anything for you guys to say to them? >> Thanks everybody. >> Thanks everybody and keep getting better people. Rody. >> Yes. >> My prayers to you. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Thank you. Thank you. >> Yes. Yes. >> She's looking a little She's looking a little bit because they had to um uh shave part of her head uh because she had some scrapes and stuff. Yeah. >> She looks a little bit like a Australian blue healer with, you know, >> nice discolored hair. >> There you go. >> Yeah. Battle war battle scars. That's good. Yep. Strong woman. Yep. Yep. Yep. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey, hey, hey. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning in and and thanks for helping Jim celebrate his birthday extravaganza. We'll see