[music] >> Yeah, where did I put this? >> [music] >> Good morning, evening, afternoon, and welcome as we are here with another one of these things the thing three minutes. >> Exploitation. Exploitation, I tell you. >> Yes. >> Patient exploitation. It's horrible, horrible exploitation. So, well, person, wait till we actually have it on the screen before you do that. Uh, just saying. Uh, he's trying to do his moist thing and well, we'll see. >> Moist. >> There you go. Moist works. >> Moist. >> So, hello everybody. Hello, Miss Christine, as I hope they explained that Miss Christine is in town this week. >> Yes, I am. >> 10 days. >> Enjoying California. >> Yep. Yep. >> 10 days in sunny California. Meanwhile, the East Coast is experiencing, or at least my portion of the East Coast, is experiencing a wonderful ice storm right now. All the trees are frozen and it's beautiful out there. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. >> And it's almost spring. >> No, we've got another 9 months until uh, winter. So, >> Uh, >> we've got >> Don't say that. >> winter. Yeah, there's only there's only two seasons in Chicago. Winter and construction. >> Yes. [laughter] Yes, winter and construction. So, we've got a lot of news tonight. So, we're going to jump into our roving news reporter, Mr. NCR News, who's got a couple of tidbits before we get into the chilly to Castro idiocy this afternoon. And more news on other things going on. Reagan Benson is currently at a live business meeting or business managers and site property owners meeting in Inglewood. She misread a sign and went anyway. So, yeah. She's live streaming it. So, we'll we'll see what happens and she doesn't own an Inglewood business. Any who, let's get straight to Don Flamingo and what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. NCR News Network? >> It has been a bit of a busy day in the world of news. First up, we have LIA going live at it again tonight, revealing more information about his current case in New York. He had appealed his arrest for filming inside of a New York police precinct, where at first he had won the appeal to get two of the charges dismissed. However, the people have re-filed and got granted from the higher court to send the two charges back down to the lower court because the third charge is still in play there. >> Uh hold on. >> He also revealed he has a current court date. >> Thank you, NCR News Network. Thank you, too, Shay for gifting us membership. It went to Uh Chichi got a membership not eligible to marry NCR. So, there you go. That was our breaking news. Go right back to your story. we'll wait for the rest of the news. >> [clears throat] >> He has a current court date for the Fahey trial to actually start in April, where he says he still has not received any documentation on the charge that he is currently facing, which would be a trespassing in the third degree. He had his lawyer Jacob Yuroh on there with him, where they went over the case, and both of them said that they will be attending this current New York case together. In other news, The New Yorker has called out body cam channels and channels like Really Cool News for exploiting 18-to-25-year-old girls on body cam footage. >> How dare they? How dare they? >> Yes, this came to me from the from Richard High on the Angry Cops channel, where he was going over a article that The New Yorker put out this recent week, where they were saying that YouTube channels that are predominantly body cam footage or getting body cam footage are exploiting young girls for tons of money, who are not real journalists, and channels like ours who replay that footage are doing the exact same thing. We are taking advantage of these young girls. How How are we doing that when people are getting the information through public records because body cam footage is public records? I have no clue. >> And And, you know, they got themselves arrested. >> Yes. >> Like, it's not Their actions didn't have anything to do with it. >> Now, in response, uh 86-year-old Gia had offered to take a shower live on the stream tonight, but we figured that was too hot too hot too hot for our YouTube. >> It is. It is. They do not >> It is. Yeah, everything would just explode. Yeah. Everything would crash. >> The article actually continues on by stating that people are filing these FOIA requests specifically for these types of videos to take advantage of them for profit. And the author of this particular article criticizes them. Author, sorry. The author of this criticizes them by saying that they are not real journalists, and only real journalists and lawyers should have access to this type of footage. >> Yes. >> So, first amendment only applies to those they deem worthy? >> Yes. >> Yes. Not that person. Natural June. >> Uh >> Not only that. Yes, Jim? >> Uh I was going to say that well, with Chili the other day, maybe Chili was the source of the article cuz he did go like 4 hours of bikini girls, and we've only done a couple hours of bikini girls. Though, he stole most of our material. Though, he ended with one that he always goes back to, but he never remembers with this this girl who is stoned out of her mind in a half shirt. And he always presents her as if it's he's seeing her for the first time. So, it was like the fifth time I've seen that video on his channel and wondering what he's got exploiting by taking or doing whatever. So, or if he's just stalking the girl. So, anyway, that's my aside. Uh anything else from this New Yorker story? >> Yes. Uh Richard Hyde, who is an actual SBU detective, currently in the Buffalo PD, actually broke it down that the majority of body cam footage is mostly males because it's mostly males who are committing most of the crimes, who are fleeing from police. Not only that, the majority of body cam footage that people are getting through FOIA requests are usually done through a bulk thing. They're not getting a specific video. They're asking for videos from you know, from multiple arrests that may have happened that are getting published in local newspapers and on social media platforms such as Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. Their article also goes on and states that these fake journalists are doing this for profit, but yet he feels body cams are not necessary if they're going to be used to exploit this, even though officer Hyde, well, detective Hyde, I'm sorry, broke it down by stating that since the installment of body cams, excessive force complaints in [clears throat] the nation have gone down significantly. In California, it's gone down by 85%. So, body cams are working and this guy just doesn't like YouTubers. >> Right. >> Cringe. >> DiverDan cringe. >> Well, oh, DiverDan. Oh, and eight liberal women shouting at God and everyone can only happen on the cringe Rumble platform, in my humble opinion. >> Well, I do have a Rumble account, just saying. >> Fighting words. >> Yes, we can probably put that on Rumble one of these days. >> Uh >> I can guarantee it is not cringe. >> It's not cringe. >> From personal knowledge, it is not cringe. >> Yep. Uh activist, I'd say bring it on since we do uh we don't download anything, so we just do it we we air it live off of YouTube. So, if they made that uh if they made that uh uh another if they made that illegal, then they make that illegal. Uh Lisa Laramore, will you be accepting cash from other lawyers or friends of people you cover? Can LIA's mom buy a channel here? Well, not here. That's on our Discord server, and it's $500 for a private channel. Uh price went up. So, if you're willing to pay me 500 channels, I will set up your own little private channel on the Discord server because we that's how we make our money is through donations, and you can do whatever >> accept an offering of magic beans? >> No. Uh we got burned on that once before. So, thank you for the $4.99, Lisa. Uh I hope I've answered your question, Lisa. So, uh that was Lisa who asked us. >> Lisa. >> Yeah. >> I like Lisa. >> Uh yeah. So, uh yeah, if you if you got the 500 bucks, I'll tell you where to send it, and I'll give you your own little area, your own little vanity area. I will also continue to contribute to uh folks through super chats cuz I I do super chats occasionally. But, you know, if I give you a super chat for $2 cuz that's about all I can afford these days, uh yeah, I don't endorse and I don't ask for anything in response for your money cuz that's what we don't do. We don't give out favors in exchange for money. I mean, we could we could. I mean, everyone else apparently does it. So, >> I mean, I could do it on the day Yeah, I could do it on the day of my daughter's wedding, but not any other time. >> Yes, uh though I don't think I call myself uh journalist anymore. It's buck 99. Thanks for the buck 99. But, yeah, uh we got to we got to keep in this is how we make how we uh keep the whole thing going. So, I mean, if you want to have a vanity channel and not start your own, I mean, you can start your own Discord channel for free. >> Yeah. >> So, that's kind of the joke of the whole thing. You could do it for free. So, why would you want a vanity channel? But, if you're if you want to pay for one, hey, I'll take your money. You can do whatever you want there. I just don't ask me to do to deal with it. Uh Christine, was that a sneeze? >> That was me. >> Yeah, that's what I thought. That was a cute sneeze. That's That's >> Not me. >> Not her. >> Uh who was that then? >> Me. >> Uh touche. That was touche. That was a sneeze. >> Yeah. >> Ah, yeah, yeah. I've never heard you sneeze before. >> Oh, I have them where there's like seven or eight in a row. >> Uh member for 12 pants, member 12 months, member Pope's blessings. How much to send Jim into the streets doing audits? Well, yeah, that'd be kind of boring cuz I'm not doing anything to get myself arrested. So, yeah. >> Yeah, cuz you know you know who'd be bailing him out? You know who. >> Yep. >> Uh Chile won't bail me out. >> Oh, well. >> So >> I'd make a call. >> And you're missing your dog. >> Uh Hacktivist asked, I think they have to do I think they use their abuse software. Uh yeah, well, see, we're live. That's the difference. We don't use footage in our content other than this live, which is clearly because we give out like we're about to do a drunk girl here. And or we're about to play a drunk girl video. And this is the video we're about to play. And then we're going to put it on the screen. We're not going to start the video right now, but we're going to put it on the screen right now uh with the clearly into YouTube video uh right there. >> Hacktivist, moist is a inside joke for GG. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> My wifey. Yeah. >> Yes. >> I love it all. She's my wifey. >> My side piece. My side piece. >> Yeah, I >> My side piece. My side piece. >> just wants to know what it is. So, he's not making trouble. He's just brand new. So, uh yeah, see, right here it's clearly a live YouTube video. Uh and we put out everything. Plus, they don't tend to >> when we speak over it like this. >> Cuz we tend to talk through these for that very reason. Uh we play these, we talk over it, we are giving criticism of it. I don't think we'll get a 12-hour one, but if we if we do, we do. I mean, it'll be it'll be more Cordova case case law or whatever the hell they're calling it. So, yeah. Uh but, we will be on to uh drunk girl in a couple of minutes for those who are waiting for it. Again, we're going to 9:30 tonight. And yeah, frankly, thank you for your money uh to the person who sent in those couple of super chats. Uh but I mean if you do want to give us five uh how much just to send Jim to the streets? Uh $500 person. $500 and I will walk in the street in front of the house. $500. That's which is very dangerous right now cuz the >> [clears throat] >> UPS truck was up here earlier in the ice and I was just like, "How the hell did you get up the hill?" So how much to do it? How much to do it for you to wear a flamingo suit as well? Oh. $500. Uh no. I set the price Actually, Gia usually sets the prices, but I'd say $2,500 and I will walk in the street outside the house in a flamingo outfit. Provided you buy the flamingo outfit. You know I can't do that. You know I can. >> [laughter] >> $2,500. I I would do Remember, it's a street outside of this house and I will live stream it. So, I will walk outside in a flamingo outfit for $2,500. That's right. That will keep the camera going for another month. There's no one around in 2.5 miles, but you know. No, there's people across the street. There's people down the hill. There's that mysterious spot where all these chickens end up going. There's enough. But yeah, $2,500 uh through the normal means and that's that. Uh you you you you you'll get your uh what you want. Journalistic integrity. Yes. Yes. I mean, come on. We have a supposed a today in Gillette de Castro uh telling his fans that he wishes the president drops dead and he prays to God every the last thing he does every night is to pray to God that the president drops dead. That's true. That's the type of journalist you guys are expecting on YouTube. Uh he also wants to string up the one cabinet minister who was in the Epstein files. Uh that's the big deal out of Chile today. The other big deal going on helping hands or Gurkha uh helping hands for dignity versus Gurkha looks like they're going to settlement. >> Someone gave it to her today. after the landscape became >> Uh after they had a hi Gia. Uh after they had a uh they had the announcement today that they looks like they've made a settlement in that case. That is of course Reagan Benton versus Blackheart Knight. So that one looks like they've reached whatever on that one. We'll have a write up of uh whatever Reagan's doing. Reagan Benton is currently in a meeting in it was supposed to be for business owners and property owners in downtown Inglewood, Colorado. She misread that it was open to the public. So she's sitting in on it anyway and she was furious at one point. So I will do a write up of that tomorrow at some point. Uh and finally Cordova versus or you know yeah Cordova uh we'll just say DMA versus Frohner Troll. The update in that one is that they had uh ADR which basically a meeting to set up uh mediation. Uh Frohner Troll wanted some sort of fancy paid for mediation with that being paid for by uh DMA. DMA said we can do this for free. Uh so they did not agree to anything and the judge uh basically put them in front of a magistrate settlement judge, which will happen in June sometime. Uh yeah, I I that case is going to linger for a while now. They've got a bunch of outstanding motions. They still have to get the anti-slap motion ruled on, so we'll see where that one goes. But I think that one's going to stick around for a while. Uh that's about it for the newsy news. Anything else, Mr. NCR? Nothing, boss. I got nothing. Well, that's right. Uh so he's got nothing. Uh we do have some news here as I have to start calling or checking the website on Friday as I may be called for jury duty next week. >> Oh, and all fell weak. Yes. >> Well, it it depends cuz uh hold on, let me read the notice again. And mind you, our our courthouse, with all these orders going to courthouses, our courthouse period says, and this is the federal courthouse, says no electronics at all. Period. >> But yeah, federal courthouse, yeah. >> Yeah, our our courthouse is strict on that crap. They will kick your butt out. Uh they're still one of those that make you take off your uh take off your belt going through uh the security and sometimes they make you take your shoes off just to be [ __ ] So, I don't know. I I really don't. It's it's worse than going through uh going through security at uh the airport these days. But yeah, they they did >> your summons >> thing to report? How do they know you received it? >> I am assigned a jury number, so if I don't show up, well, see, they basically they call jurors in batches, and if they call my batch, I'm expected to show up. So, if I don't show up and I've been called, then uh they issue a warrant for your arrest, believe it or not. So, yeah. >> the post office didn't deliver it to you? >> Well, they I've tried that before and it didn't work. >> Okay. >> Cuz we actually uh last time I lost it, I found it 6 months later, uh but I actually called them and asked what would have happened. They were like, "Yeah, just a warrant. That's all. Just a warrant." >> god. >> Yeah, so I have a I I'm not as bad as last time when I had like number 400. So, I was going to get called. No regardless, I was going to have to come in. But, I have a decent number. I'm hoping they get through a couple of days before they actually need me. Cuz this will go on for a week or so. Let me look. Looks like I have called Yeah, it's federal. >> Okay. >> Yeah, it's a federal court case. >> Yep. The federal government has all conferred to federals. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> My last time they left me in the batch all the way to voir dire, which is ridiculous because it was an inmate on inmate situation and I am a crime victim. >> Oh, jeez. Yeah. >> And there were 40 of us left when they finally let me go. >> Yeah. Well, last racist camp. >> The time I was back, it was a murder trial. >> Oh, jeez. Well, well, I found out last time because I made a wrong turn and there is no way once you make a wrong turn coming this way towards Williamsport, there is no way to actually cut backwards through the city. You just have to go all the way back and try it again. So, you have to go turn around, try it again, and and just uh get through it. Uh yeah. So, I was like five I was 5 minutes late. They almost didn't let me in. And then because everyone had all the seats in the main room, there were like 12 of us in this overflow room. So, of course they forgot about us and so nobody got called. Yeah. So, it was like okay, whatever. Yeah. So, it pays to be late. >> The last time I found out that um they did did it in groups and somebody in one of the groups stood up and made a comment and everybody in the room, including those that were already in the box, got dismissed because of whatever comment somebody made. >> Oh jeez. >> The whole that yeah. They yeah. Whatever it was, it was so bad that everybody in the room that was that cuz they do like 13 in a box or 14 in a box and then they just keep, you know, okay, you're dismissed, you go take their spot. >> Right. >> Everybody in the room got dismissed. >> Yeah, cuz they don't they don't want it to lose it on appeal. You know what I mean? They'll go back and say during their instruction this happened and the judge did nothing. Yeah. Yeah, it's all a poll. It's all a plan. >> Well, I I don't know. Maybe I want to sit on a jury. I have the day off. >> Yeah, you might enjoy it. >> One of the guys that got dismissed was a mailman because at one point he delivered to somebody's neighborhood that was involved. >> Oh, jeez. >> Yeah. But they left me in the box for too long. >> Right. Uh well, I kind of want to because all the stuff that we all the places we order from are right down by the courthouse. [laughter] So, it's like oh, so so we get free lunch, right? You you're bringing us lunch. Okay, get me this from this and that from that. Yeah, I want In fact, I want to be sequestered if it's three hot meals a day from anywhere you choose. >> Put me in a hotel. >> Yeah, hotel. >> With with with Dash DoorDash. Yeah, man, there. >> That's right. >> tomato restaurant you talked about? >> Crazy Tomato. That's that's close enough. It's on the other side of Williamsport, but still it's close enough. It's close enough. They got And now they have uh they they we we finally caught on to the food truck. Uh so, we get food random food trucks appearing. So, I can get tacos or they have a grilled cheese all grilled cheese all different types of grilled cheeses. >> We have one. Yeah, good. >> Yeah. Yeah, I want grilled cheese and bacon. That's what I want. >> That's a good combo. >> Yeah. >> Have them put thin sliced red onion on it. >> Okay. >> No, thank you. >> Uh Uh and just a reminder that today nationwide nationwide our friends at McDonald's uh introduced the uh the big arch. >> Don't you do it. Don't you do it. >> I can have McDonald's. >> Don't do it. Don't >> Who who are you yelling at? Are you Are you Are you yelling at me or you yelling at Zoey? >> I'm yelling at you. >> Oh, well, it's like they're like instead of the Big Mac patties, they're the Quarter Pounder patties. >> I know. Don't >> It's a heart attack heart attack on a bun, but it's got three types of onions and Arch Arch sauce. Arch sauce. >> Do it. >> Arch sauce. >> Interesting. >> Probably 2,000 calories. >> Oh, glorious calories. >> Yep. >> 1,800 sodium. >> Yeah, the CEO took a took a bite of it and then said he would have the rest of it later. >> Uh-huh. >> Yeah, I remember that. >> Yeah, I remember. >> Yeah, he did. He took such a nibble of it that they had to zoom in to see that he actually took a little bit of the bun. >> way. >> Yep. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Nope. >> Yeah. And it is kind of It is kind of funny that they've test marketed this burger not here >> China >> but in England and in Canada and in Mexico. >> Yep. >> But not the US. >> Yep. >> That's it. >> Yep. >> The all-American Arch burger everywhere but here. >> Yeah. >> No. No. No. And no. >> Hey, Virgo. Hey, Virgo. I'm a Virgo. >> Remember, folks, $500 such $500 and I will let you have your private channel on our Discord server. $500, that's it. Uh $500. Private channel Discord server for 1 year. Uh see Parson for details. Uh actually, yeah, don't see Parson. He'll keep the money. Uh yeah. So, uh yeah, see us for details. Uh you have to be a member of the Discord server or at least apply to be a member of the Discord server since we are on on application only thanks to somebody spamming our server last week. You do have to take a pop quiz to be on our server, including who is the best Power Ranger. That's it. >> and who is Zoe? And is she real or fake? >> Yes, I think that's >> is Gia? Those are some of the questions. And you have to agree that the pitbull Roddy is the best dog on the channel. Yes. >> Well, no, that's not in there cuz you didn't pay the cuz you still owe me [laughter] 20 bucks for this month, Phil. That's That's right. You got to send that 20 bucks for this month. >> And what kind of What kind of dog did Gia? What kind of dog did Gia? >> We need to know that that answer. >> Gia. Yes. Yes, to gain access to our currently locked down server. And yeah, if you're going to be sitting there like a [ __ ] and just there to take screenshots, just [ __ ] the hell off right now. Sorry, but that's how I feel about you, Mr. Canada. >> That's Journalistic integrity. >> Canada. >> Oh, that's part of >> Journalistic integrity. So, uh anyone want to do super chat on that? Please feel free to do that. That's Please, cuz we do it start of the month. We need to raise like 700 bucks so I can pay bills in May. Yes. Also, remember we're going to start next week. We're going to do our auditor whatever tournament, our March Badness tournament. We're We're going to take personalities from the First Amendment auditing community and put them against each other in brackets. And this time, instead of doing 16, we're going to do 32. >> Oh, Christ. >> That's a lot. >> 32 of the best and the worst personalities. Uh, and I did look it up last year. Last year when we last time we did this uh, Mr. LIA did not win. Do you know who actually won? Anybody? >> I don't remember. >> The last time we did this for uh, scariest auditors, I think we called it, single elimination tournament uh, Glenn Cerio came in first. >> Yeah, I forgot that, yeah. >> Regan Benson was in second. >> Yep. >> Silence Boy came in third. >> Oh, he's horrible. >> And Manuel actually Manuel Mata came in third and Silence Boy came in fourth. >> Wow. >> So that's it. We are going to update these brackets, add 16 more people. Uh, yeah. Oh, Fappa was in last year. >> And I'm not really an auditor. I just like throwing muffins. >> Let's see. Yeah, Glenn Cerio beat Audit Them, then Glenn Cerio beat uh, Chili DeCastro then Glenn Cerio beat Manuel Mata and then beat Regan Benson in the finals. So, Glenn Cerio who is not even going to be in the tournament this year because he's done nothing for all of this the entire year so far. >> barely walk. >> Yes. >> Well, he's audited he's audited bus stops and called people drug addicts. >> Yes. >> But not this year. Not this year. >> this year. Okay. >> No, that was last year. He has not done an video for like 5 months now. >> Yeah, they're going to find him in a ditch. >> peed himself. >> Yeah, they're going to find him in a ditch somewhere. Yep. >> The last one he did was he was standing in a parking lot and a cop came and gave a ticket to a box truck and he was trying to find that there were drugs in the box truck, but he didn't speak up when the cop walked or drove by. So. >> Yeah, that was um Northgate Mall. >> Yes. That's Glen Syria, folks, the fallen Glen Syria. So, now that we've gone half an hour, we got another hour to go. We're going to get into some drunk girls cuz we do not exploit these women. We celebrate these women and we celebrate the men who also are on the drunk spectrum. So, we as we had done this earlier, we are now putting the link inside chat uh to this video. Please watch it if you want us actually hear the commentary as we will be speaking over it to protect ourselves from a 1201 claim should that actually come uh or any fair use claim cuz basically we are transforming the content by criticizing it. Yes. So, here we go, kids. Remember start your engines now if you want to sue us cuz we're getting into Santa Fe County, New Mexico, Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office drunk drama queen needs her daddy. Oh. >> Hello. Were you involved? >> I was, yes. >> Okay. And what other car was involved? >> Um so, I was turning up here on the turn out >> Mhm. >> and the Chrysler was parked on the side of the road with the Subaru and I did side I side swiped the the black car. And I pulled over and I was like I'm so sorry like I'll pay you guys for the side swipe. But then she pulled over her car and like the tire and everything was [ __ ] up. I didn't do that. >> Uh-huh. I didn't do that. >> So I did side swipe the black car. >> Uh-huh. >> But the tires and everything being But I didn't do that. It was already [ __ ] up before that. >> Oh, so they were already on the side of the road with a blowout? >> Mhm. >> Okay. Okay. Do you have your [clears throat] license? >> Yes, I do. >> Yeah, I have I have parked cars all the time. >> Where are you coming from? >> I was coming from Asheville going to >> Okay. That's right. >> Christine's our witness to that, man. Every day it's like what you had now. >> [laughter] >> Oh good lord, you didn't let Christine drive, did you? >> No. >> Okay. >> I'm a I'm a good driver. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> come back with damage. It's like what now? >> Yeah. >> And and for those new every now and then we do marry people up and Mr. Parson is volunteering himself to marry this wonderful girl even though we haven't even seen her very much. Wow. >> Okay. >> Wow. Do you have your insurance? >> Um so this is my dad's truck and I was showing them So I have I'm pretty sure that's like the registration and then >> Pretty sure. >> The insurance. My dad is about to get here, too. >> Why is your dad coming to the scene? You're an adult. >> So is that not the insurance? >> This is registration. >> Uh Virgo, last says last time I hit a parked car it was mine and I was on the riding lawn mower. >> Yes, >> [laughter] >> it happens. It happens. >> Ay, ay, ay. That's that's horrible. Getting old is horrible. All these people getting so old. That's it. >> Yes. >> Yes, it's horrible. Horrible, horrible I say. >> You know I got my new glasses today? >> Yeah, they did. >> All I can say is the world is uglier and so am I. >> Your Warby Parker glasses, your >> Yes, my Warby ones. My Warby's, yep. My three My three remaining sets came in. My sunglasses and my two readers. Yep, I got them on now. They look fab. >> They do. >> They look fabulous. >> Yes. >> Oh, good lord. >> Can you look for the insurance? >> Yeah. I have it on my phone. >> Okay, yeah, that works. >> I'm full coverage. Full coverage. >> Like I offered to pay >> Full coverage. >> for the side swipe, but the the Chrysler is [ __ ] up and I did not do that. >> Yeah, I did not do that. >> not about to let these people blame me. >> Okay. >> I was willing to pay for the side swipe, but that that car's [ __ ] up and I didn't do that. >> Yeah, she's a I'm uh accident reconstruction. >> Give me a second, okay? Look for your insurance. >> You can look it up though, right? >> Look at my ID. >> No. All right, give me a second, okay? How's it going, man? Are you in the Subaru? >> Oh, yeah, I'm the >> Were you involved? >> No. >> Okay. Were you by yourself? >> My daughter, but she's in the Subaru. >> Was she in the car? >> Yes. >> And you were as well? Okay. Jim, thanks for the membership. Of course I do. >> Uh thanks. Ma'am. Thank you really cool side for the 10 gifted membership. They went to first impression films, Lil Clark, Joe Mcfethan cool, Quest for par, the Where is Wally podcast, Lindo Applegate, uh save the Tylers, whatever, and low speed belly drag. Congratulations everybody who got those and thank you YouTube for sending us 10 uh 10 10 10 three gifted memberships every month to give out. >> Come here. >> So, you were on the side of the road? >> No, I had my glasses on. >> And I was going straight. >> Okay, so tell me what happened. >> I was coming straight. My boyfriend was behind me. >> He didn't follow you? >> She came around. >> You need a prescription. >> For what? It's all cheap. That's my car, but I was I was sticking out like this. >> Uh-huh. >> Back tire. Cuz my tire actually went flat. >> But you were on the side of the road with a blowout? >> No, I was on the road. >> And what lane were you guys in? >> I was here on the exit. >> Oh, getting off of it. Okay. >> I had an ear >> And >> to the stop sign. >> Is this the only damage? Is your wheel? >> Yeah, I'm surprised. >> So, it seems like she kind of side swiped your wheel. >> Yeah, I was able to hear. I don't think it went on my door. It was fine, but I don't think I think it went past the >> Okay. I mean, your wheel does stick out a little bit. So, she may have just went wheel to wheel, you know what I mean? Wheel >> up this way because there were a bunch of cars passing us and >> Okay. How fast were you going? >> I was Well, I was coming to a stop, so >> Yeah, so like 15 maybe, something like that. Okay. >> And your boyfriend was behind you? >> Yes. I think my dad saw us coming home. >> Okay. Uh where's your daddy? Were you Were you behind her? >> Yeah, I was behind her the whole >> What happened? >> So, uh we were right here at the off-ramp. There was a truck making the turn right, and then it was her approaching the stop sign and I was behind her. >> Uh she just came out from right behind me and went around all of us, and I guess she clipped the side of the car. >> On which side? >> On our >> Left hand side? >> Okay. >> And then uh my wife, we're on the phone, so she said, "Hey, she's in my car." So, I flagged her down. We made the stop sign. She turned right here, and she let me get pictures of the registration and everything, but she wouldn't give me the insurance. So, I told her She's like, "I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it." I said, "Well, I can't do that if you're not going to give me the insurance, you know, like >> Uh First Impression Films, yeah, we just gave out our uh 10 free from YouTube a month, and you got one, so don't know. Uh it's YouTube. It's YouTube. So, welcome. Glad you're here. Uh we're watching some drunk girl videos, body cam videos right now. >> I need to call the cops. >> Yeah. Um did you see the impact or anything? >> Um I heard it. I heard it. >> You heard it? Okay. Yeah, cuz it looks like she just kind of hit the wheel or the tire. >> step. I think the side step grabbed the tire. >> Oh, okay. There we go. All right, give me 1 second. >> That's not >> Did you find your insurance? >> That's not what happened. Yes, I did. I have my insurance. >> Okay, let's pull it up. Where is it? >> That's not what happened. >> Yeah, don't get out of the car. >> That's not what happened though. That car was already >> Well, all that there is is the wheel came off. The tire came off. So >> That happened way before I even sideswiped them. I asked them >> Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so they were driving their car and somehow to this girl, the wheel spontaneously popped off the car >> Yes, she knows that. >> before she sideswiped them. >> Yes, months ago. Months ago, Jim. Months ago. >> Months ago, accident reconstruction professional. >> Yep. >> Yes, so they've been riding around on three tires >> Yep. >> not counting the identical tire being in the grass beside the car. >> Yes. >> Three tires for all this time. >> Yep. >> So so >> [laughter] >> Oh, good lord. >> I pulled over right when >> damage other than the tire. So it had to have been you. >> Hell no, I didn't do that. >> Uh, where are you coming from? >> And then when they pulled the when they pulled the car over >> Don't let your dog out. >> Oh, and then when they pulled the car over, it sounded a lot more [ __ ] up than like what I did. I did not do that. >> Okay. >> I sideswiped >> here. Uh, there's your dad. There's your dad. >> Where in this Panhandle are you coming from? >> I was coming from Hernando. >> From Hernando? Any alcohol to drink tonight? >> No. >> Any drugs? >> No. >> Marijuana? >> No. >> Medications? >> No. >> Nothing at all? >> No. >> Okay. >> I have my baby in the car. Are you kidding me? >> I only ask because your speech is a little bit slurred. >> I guess I am. >> Your attitude is a little bit strange. You obviously hit the side of that car. Okay? >> Well, cuz they were parked on the side right there. Right Right before the >> I already heard what everyone said happened. >> And then so like I sideswiped them and I pulled over right away. >> Okay. >> And I offered to pay for like any damage of the sideswipe. >> Thank you, Dave, for the $10 super chat. Personal hard and fast rule, you hit me and I'm calling the cops. No roadside negotiation. >> Yeah. >> Sir, anything >> Yep. >> Uh cops will be called. >> Yep. >> Uh yeah. >> I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. >> Yeah, I I I got into a minor fender bender once. It was really nothing, but uh my tire had popped on the car, so AAA would not even come until I called the cops. So, yeah. It's you're going to get a cop called regardless of what actually happened. >> Yep. >> But then when she >> Okay, lean on your bumper. >> But when she pulled the car >> Lean on your bumper. >> Why? >> Because. >> Why? Why? >> Do you have insurance? >> I can't pull it up cuz I drive my dad's car right now. >> What does your dad drive? >> This car. >> Well, he's coming in a different car, right? >> Yeah. >> What is he in? >> Like a little SUV. He's almost here, he said. >> Daddy will be so proud. >> I don't know if I have AAA, but Hm? >> I'll get out and check. >> He needs a drive home. >> I'll take the crash, but I'm going to do guilty. >> He needs a driver. I think NCR could be her driver. >> I don't drive. Trifold. >> can She needs a trifold and a driver and I can Parson. >> Yes. Yes. Parson could be a driver. Now, remember today Chilli announced that the new trifolds that he will be selling are no longer paper. They will be plastic like your credit card. >> Indestructible paper. >> Oh. They are plastic like your credit card is what he said. >> So, if I bought So, if I bought one to destroy on camera, would that be a tax deduction? >> Uh, maybe. >> I would just like put it on a candle. Just watch it burn. >> Are are are you going to give Chilli uh your personal information cuz he sells that information according to Colin Campbell, the uh his former partner in crime. >> See, that's why I got Aura. >> Okay. >> To protect my personal informations. >> $25 now or something? >> Yes, $25 and he used to send you two. He has not been promoting those drop tri- trifolds or uh camera or cameras. >> the new uh get out of jail free bail app? Where's that? Where's Where's the >> It hasn't happened yet. The game hasn't happened. >> So, you're telling me I have to give him my personal information and $25 for a piece of plastic. >> Yep. >> Yeah, two pieces of plastic cuz remember he sends you two. You buy one, he'll give you a second one out of the out of the the kindness >> kindness of his heart. Yep. >> Will he give you a free brock >> get you a better deal with a million dollar insurance policy. Talk to me after the show. >> There you go. Go ahead. Touché. >> Will you get still get a free brock on the band? >> No, he has stopped doing those because they've been They they uh have been causing problems with the machine. So, you don't get the broccoli wad rubber band anymore when he sends them through the mail. >> Yeah, cuz they can't go through the mail extractor. Yeah. >> Yeah, like I said, he has stopped uh he has stopped uh promoting stuff lately. >> He's out of He's He's out of ideas. He's just so beyond >> probably owns a printer. >> Yeah, he does. >> Yep. >> He doesn't have a printer. Everything Everything he has is in that studio. So, that's the studio where he lives. Everything is there. Uh that's why I was like when when he was doing the board game, he was going to have 100,000 printed. Where the hell was he going to put it? >> Uh >> Who'll pay for it? >> Uh >> How was he going to get >> the big box stores. >> The big box stores. He was going to get into the big box stores. >> Uh >> For Christmas. >> Even Newman was on air with him and was like, "You know, I've got some I know I know a guy in China who have this who can print you up everything for like a tenth of the cost that you're quoting right now for a board game." And Chili didn't take him up on it. So, I mean, say what you will about Randal Newman, uh sometimes he does nice things. And he was like, "I can get you this This can be out on the market soon." And Chili wouldn't take him up on it. >> Uh-huh. >> Randal Newman saved us from that [laughter] horrible board game. >> Oh, Christ. >> Just saying. >> So, do you still need me to send Vinnie and Mustang Sally to deal with the raccoons? >> Uh no, because the raccoons are going to be served as lunch at our new facility. Uh coming soon, Raccoons R Us, a cafe. Yes. Uh featuring raccoon meat exclusively. >> On skewers. On skewers. >> Yes, on skewers. That's it. Gia is funding this completely and it's going to be located in downtown Chicago. >> Yes. Yes. Raccoon skewers with a light lemon garlic sauce. >> Oh. I know I know a Florida man who can get you a deal on taco seasoning. >> Yep. Yep. >> There you go. >> Yep. >> There you go. >> If he's not doing 99. >> That's right. Uh speaking of seasoning, let's go back to this wonderful girl waiting for daddy with her pink telephone that was looking suspiciously like the one that Pope Phil is listening to us now with. >> I can take the crack. Should we go do something? >> That's their best feature. >> Okay. >> Is that your dad? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Can you put your phone down for a minute? Did you find your insurance? >> He said it's Rio Grande's. >> Okay, we'll deal with that here in a minute, okay? Is that him? >> He's on my phone. >> That's your girlfriend, Gia? >> Oh yeah, that's her. >> Uh we'll call you phone calls here. >> Huh? Say girlfriend, Gia. >> See how I'm everywhere? Do you see it? Do you see how I'm everywhere? >> This was This was June 18th last year. >> Yep. >> June 18th last year, Gia. >> Right after her birthday. >> Yeah. >> Who do you think requested the body cam, Gia? Why? Because she loves poop. She's everywhere. >> How dare you? How dare you? >> To quote to quote the famous actor Troy McClure, Gia is everywhere you want to be. >> Yep. >> That's right. Let me look up that date. The 18th of June last year. >> Yep. >> Uh June 18th was a Wednesday. You were supposed to be on the air with us that night, Gia. >> not. >> [laughter] >> Gia. [snorts] >> A little bit. >> Um >> to put your phone right here, okay? Stand right here. Where are you coming from in Hernandez? >> I'm coming from Hernandez. I'll wait for my dad gets here. >> No, stand out here. >> No, I will stand here. >> No. You're not getting back in the car, okay? So, what you're going to do is you're going to listen to what I'm telling you. >> Okay. >> I smell alcohol, your speech is slurred, and you sideswipe the car. >> I did. >> Now, put your phone down like I told you to. >> Okay. >> Where are you coming from? >> I was coming from Hernandez. >> Where? >> My dad's house in Hernandez. >> Okay. Were you drinking? >> No. >> Why am I smelling alcohol on your breath? >> I don't know. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I know. >> My god, my body produces a lot of alcohol. You having trouble following instructions? >> No, I'm scared. >> I asked you 10 times to give me your insurance. >> I was just looking it up on it cuz I've been driving this truck for the past 2 months, and so I'm insured under my dad right now. >> Okay. >> So, I have to look it up. So, he said it was real brand insurance, so I could look it up right now so I could tell you. >> Okay. I'll let your dad look it up when he gets here. How long is he going to take to get here? >> He said he's almost here. >> Okay. Stand right here for me a little bit, towards me. I want to do some tests, make sure you're not impaired, okay? Cuz right now what you're showing me is that you're impaired. Okay? I'm not impaired. >> I'm not waiting until my dad gets here, okay? >> How old are you? >> I'm 28. >> You're an adult. >> There you go. >> You're almost 30. >> Daddy doesn't know >> need dad to be here. >> I do need dad to be here. >> Okay, well he will be here. >> I've never been pulled over before. >> Okay, that's okay. There's a lot of people who've never been pulled over before. Hey, step over Step this way a little bit. Come towards me. >> I'm not waiting until my dad gets here, okay? >> Well, how long is he going to take? >> He said like 5 minutes. He said, "Can I get my phone and call him?" >> Nope. >> Okay, well then I'm going to wait until he gets here, okay? >> Okay, well I'm going to do some tests. I want to do some tests, make sure you're not impaired. >> She's 28. >> Your speech is slurred, you smell like alcohol, you crashed into somebody. >> I did not crash into them. >> Oh, you crashed into nobody. >> Okay. So you you told me you sideswiped them. >> I did sideswipe them. >> That's called a crash. >> There was no crash. I'm not waiting until my dad gets here, okay? >> Okay. And he's coming from Hernandez? Okay. >> Okay. Daddy will make all better. >> Yes. >> The last thing I do is >> Oh, really? >> the car like fixed cuz it was already messed up before I like sideswiped them. >> Well, the only thing that's messed up on this is the tire's off the rim. >> And I did not do that. >> Uh-huh. >> That was already done before. >> I didn't know. >> know that. Like I'm not going to let these people try and like blame me. >> So they were driving with their tire like that? >> I don't know. Because when I sideswiped them, I pulled over and I was like, "I'm so sorry if I sideswiped you guys. You guys were right there." I I was willing to pay for it. And then when she drove the Chrysler around, the tire I could hear it. I did not do that. >> Mhm. >> Like I did not do that. That was definitely >> 28. Yeah, activist she's 28 years old. She just looks really young. >> She sounds really immature. That's all. >> Yeah. >> What's that? >> Daddy needs Daddy. >> Daddy's going to come and make it all better. Daddy needs a hug. >> Daddy needs a hug. >> I've already done it way before. >> Damn. >> I mean if I [ __ ] up her car, my car would be [ __ ] up, too, right? And it's not. >> No. Yep. Just saying. >> Right there on the nose. Right here. >> Oh, yeah. >> Right here. >> Still there. >> Let's go over here. >> Okay. >> I'm so sorry. >> Can I get my vape out of the car while we wait? >> No. Nope. Nope, it's right there. Can you hold it there? >> Can I get my vape, please? >> You're not going back to the car, okay? >> No, because drugs are hitting me again. >> Wait. Oh, speaking of sandwiches, provided I'm not on jury duty, we are having our uh uh St. Patrick's Day marathon, where you can shower me with super chats and ask me just about anything. I will not reply to them all, but I will take your money, starting noon Eastern and going to 8:00 p.m. Eastern. So, if you want to attack me or whatever inside chat, you can, but you have to pay for it. So, that's super cats only. >> Day? Yep, St. Patrick's Day because Gia has said that >> Cuz Gia ordered it. >> Yes. All green sandwiches. >> All green >> Yes. >> Brussels sprouts Brussels sprouts >> Yes, yep. >> Yes, I will I will Yes, I I will have to pick the pick the the and and if they don't have anything green on the menu, I will pick substitutions. Yes, I will have Yes, I Yeah, I can't eat that much corned beef cuz it does make me gassy, which you don't want to hear on the air. Corned beef Corned beef sandwich >> I don't. No. >> Only on St. Patrick's >> Too fatty. >> It's only once a year. >> [laughter] >> My mom used to boil cabbage on St. Patrick's Day. And I would just leave the house. I would just like, "No, please. God, no." >> No, we don't, but we put uh we put a I usually do it in the uh Crock-Pot and uh put in um uh potatoes and cabbage. >> Yes, the St. Patrick's Day grift. >> The gassy the gassy grift the gassy grift >> went on that cabbage soup diet. I would eat I would eat dinner with them and wouldn't sit in the living room with them for obvious reasons. >> Yeah. >> God, no. >> Us, Chichi, I can't have Shamrock Shakes due due to an unfortunate incident about a decade ago where one made me fall over. There was something in it that I'm allergic to, apparently, with the Shamrock Shakes. >> like those. So, I've been banned from Shamrock Shakes ever since. >> Steamed cabbage is good, but not boiled. >> Yeah. >> And I was the only one allowed to fall over. >> I know. I'm taking your gig. I'm totally taking your gig. >> Yeah, we had steamed brussels sprouts last night. They were fabulous. Yep. And my chickens, yep. Yep. Yep. >> Anybody looking for a good April Fools' joke, you get brussels sprouts and put them on a stick and then you dip them in chocolate and you give them to somebody. They think it's a cake pop. >> [laughter] >> That's funny. >> God. >> I bet people would fall for it. Yep. I did it at work one time and there were like 10 or 15 of them that were taken. >> Oh, god. >> And then they grab one and then they head off to their desk in the other room. >> You're mean. >> I think that's funny. April Fools. >> Well, at least it's not those those psychotics who do artichokes. I'd never understood the artichoke. It's just >> Why? >> eating a plant. That's >> Well, yes, it is a plant. >> You have no idea what you're missing. >> Ew. >> I love artichokes. Yeah. >> I'm going to do roasted artichokes from the can. >> No idea what you're missing. >> They're so good. >> Stuffed artichokes. Oh my god. >> Oh, good lord. Eat a plant. >> They're delicious. >> Eat a plant. There you go. >> What is Dad driving? He drives like a little SUV. If I could get on my phone and call and see where he's at. >> Okay, call him see where he's at. >> You know, I'm really not trying to like >> Yeah. >> be like that. >> I never be like that. >> Yeah, me too. >> Yeah, we're good. >> Yes. Where are you at? >> I'm >> doing a traffic stop. Oh, no. Oh, so he's still kind of >> Okay, so we're going to have to do these tests now, okay? When you When you have your driver's license, you sign, okay? You sign the >> The driver's on >> I'm going to jump. Love you. >> Stop. Right here. >> Does he have a driver with her? >> Okay. Step forward and meet >> I received >> Then turn around. >> He's 28 years old. Woah, can we wait till my dad gets here? >> refuse. No, you either do these tests or you've already shown me crashed your car, you smell like alcohol, your slur speech is slurred. >> I didn't crash though. >> Okay, you're going to do the test to make sure you're not impaired? Cuz they're not required. >> I know that sober people fail these tests. >> So, how do you feel? >> Very immature person. >> I have a lot of experience doing these. >> I know that sober >> Uh, DJ for the duration hour till 9:30s every night, so you didn't miss too much. Uh, yeah, we're going to do this one. We may do one more if I can find one that's short. Uh, but yeah. You didn't miss too much. And welcome back. >> Can I pass the test? >> It's not a pass or fail. So, stand right here. Are you going to do these tests or not? You sure? >> Can we wait till my dad gets here, please? He's like 15 minutes >> No, he's not. He's in Polokwane. >> It's like 15 minutes. >> It doesn't matter if your daddy's there. >> It's like 35 minutes. Okay. Stand with your feet together. I'm going to check your eyes, okay? Can you see the tip of my finger? Put your hands down to your sides. Feet together. You're going to follow the tip of my finger with your eyes only. >> Okay. >> This finger right here. >> So, I got LASIK and my eyes >> too. It's not going to affect anything. >> Okay. >> Do you wear contacts? >> No. >> Okay. Put that hand down to your side. Can you see the tip of my finger? You're going to follow with your eyes only. Don't move your head. Do you understand? Don't move your head. Keep your head straight. >> Okay. The wind is kind of blowing >> You can blink like normal. You're moving your head. Keep it straight, okay? >> The wind is blowing me. >> Okay. Just follow my finger with your eyes. Don't worry about the wind. Okay, if you need to blink, you can blink. >> The wind is blowing me, you could see, huh? >> Yeah, it's a little windy. Keep your head straight. >> I think we got to go together, yeah. >> Okay. Okay, how much did you have to drink? And what time? >> I haven't had anything to drink. >> What's the last time you had any alcohol to drink? >> 24 hours ago, last night at 4:00 in the morning. >> 4:00 in the morning? What were you drinking? >> At 4:00 in the morning yesterday. >> What were you drinking? >> Vodka. >> Were you just taking shots or how were you drinking? >> Just a mixed drink. >> Okay. >> dad's house, and then I fell asleep all night, then I came and then I was driving back and then this whole thing happened with them. You should be testing them. >> All right, I'll talk to them in a minute. Stand with your feet together. Face towards my car. Great, Brandy. Don't lean on your truck. Come this way. >> What about my phone so I can see where my dad's at? >> I'll let you call in a minute. Face my unit. For this next test, you're going to imagine a straight line out in front of you, the width of your foot, okay? Pay attention. Are you going to do these tests? Okay, turn around. I'm not going to let you >> [crying] >> You're being placed under arrest for DUI, okay? Relax this hand. Can I go get my animals, please? He does? Okay, yeah, they can take the truck and everything else, okay? And my animals? Yes, ma'am. Do you have anything on you, anything? Do you have pockets? Okay, come this way. Do you have anything in your bra that you're not supposed to take into jail? Nothing? Okay. Step this way. Lean against my car. Have a seat. >> That's what happens when you go drinking at your daddy's. Stay overnight. >> That's right. >> Stay overnight with >> Yes, I will if you cooperate. Get up. I don't have to let you talk to him. >> Have some fresh fruit. Go home. But no. >> Uh person, are you volunteering to be this girl's daddy? Is that what you're saying? >> is. He wants to be a daddy. >> No. >> She's 28. >> I I'll do anything NCR Coligny give Parson the blessing to marry this girl. >> That's Parson, you've got the blessing from NCR uh flamingo man to uh marry this >> NCR Coligny. How How can you not say that? >> I'm not saying that. >> Fine, the flamingo father. You say that at least. >> The flamingo father, yes. Uh >> flamingo father. >> You've got the blessings of the flamingo father. Do you want to marry this girl, Mr. NCR? >> I don't [clears throat] know. >> It would be the ultimate I mean, Mr. Parson. It would be the ultimate grift tonight. As she's 28 but looks 17. That's right. >> Thinks Thinks like a 17-year-old. Yeah. >> Yes. >> That's a good thing, too. >> Put a one in the chat if you would like to see this marriage happen. Put a one in the chat. Any other number counts as a one. So, we'll give you a whole minute. Put a one in the chat if you would like to see this marriage. A one. In fact, I will get you started with a 30-second >> wants it. Yeah. >> Yes. >> Yeah, I got 4.34. >> I think we should start a grift where we expand the Vatican for girls that need um more supervision. >> Yes. That's Yes. >> Home for wayward women. Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what Coligny needs. Yeah. >> We've got a one one from NCR, a 34 from the host. Uh yeah, two from Virgo. Hacktivist has a question. Uh Great Granny has a one. Dave has a one, Cheech has a 69, only Tarts has a 68 plus one. Uh, Granny has a five, which also counts. 28 is closer to NCR's age, says Parson, which counts as a one towards his marriage. Another 69 from Mrs. Tom and a 3.14 from Mr. Dave. So, it looks like everyone wants to see Parson get married tonight. >> Yep. Yep. Everybody. >> Everybody. >> Yep. >> Everybody, including Parson. So, since Parson put a a response in, we have to say that's a yes. That is a yes. >> Yes, it is. >> Mr. Phil. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in honor of this wonderful union of persons and his true love. >> So, yesterday you did when you got here? >> Drunk woman, do you >> The voice says to do it. >> choose to be your lovely wedding daddy daddy >> daddy daddy >> to honor, cherish, and to do all kinds of nasty things with Parson? >> Okay, that took a turn to the weirdness. >> Uh, I do. >> I do. We do. >> And Parson, do you take this lovely woman to be your lovely wedding YouTube spouse to honor, cherish, and to let her call you daddy? >> I do. >> By the power vested in me by Baker Square and its French silk tie, I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. >> Yay! >> You may now have cannoli. >> You may lick the bride. >> You may kiss the bride. >> Yeah, that's the granola. >> What? What? Got a lovely caramel chocolate for the wedding. Come on. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And the bag for all the cash. Remember. >> Yes, the Italian way. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. They bring the cash. They put it in the bag. >> Yes, remember to bring the cash through super chats if you want. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> make our world go around. And for $2,500 I will dress as a flamingo and stand outside. That's how much you love me. That's it. >> Yes, outside in the street. >> Oh, in what street? >> The street out in front of his house. That's what I said. >> Nobody's going to see him. >> Yes, they will. You'll see me. I'm so fat you'll see me from the Google satellite above the Earth. >> Nobody will see you. I want you on a public street. >> The ISS will see him as it streams overhead. >> That's right. Uh go ahead, Touchet. >> If you want out of duty, do the show up as a flamingo. >> Exactly. Exactly. That's it. >> Just do what that nice do what that nice girl uh Elizabeth She she dressed up like a Princess Leia. >> Yeah, and and the judge will look at me and say I've seen worse. You're on the jury. That's it. >> Yep. Yep. >> You're 28 years old, but I will let you talk to him. >> Thank you. >> Just tell him you're prejudiced against everybody and everything. >> Okay, can you hear me? All right, listen to me. I'm about to say something important. You're under arrest for driving under the influence of intoxicating liquor or drugs. The New Mexico implied consent act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse, or lab laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid for by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take our test? >> No. >> I cannot force you to take our test, but if you refuse, you will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privilege for 1 year. If you are convicted in court of driving under the influence, you may also receive a greater sentence because you refused to be tested. Do you understand? >> Yes. >> Your right to speak to an attorney or remain silent does not apply to the requirement of New Mexico law that you take a breath test. Do you now agree to be tested? >> No. >> Okay. Open your mouth. >> Okay, she's burning. >> Lift up your tongue. Okay, thank you. >> Yeah, she's burning. >> And you're going to wait for my dad to get here to get my animals, right? >> Yes, we will. >> Okay, thank you. I appreciate that a lot. >> Your dad will come >> To your left. >> Hey, so when my dad gets here, you're going to give me my phone? >> Where are you taking me? >> No, I'll bring you with you. >> Okay. >> Where are you taking me? I need to go with daddy. >> And you'll wait for him to get here, though? >> No phone a phobia. >> Cuz I have my cat and my dog. >> No phone a phobia. That's right. I'm ready. >> So >> is >> I'll be separated but from my phone that entire time. I am at jury duty next week. >> phona-phobia >> Yep. >> I'm going to have to take a book with me. >> Oh my god. Just kill me. >> Take a Kindle. >> You can't bring a Kindle because >> You can't take electronics. >> Though though they will let you bring They will let you bring an electronic book reader that does not connect to the internet. >> Yep. Okay. Yep. No phona-phobia. >> find one of those Yeah, good luck. Good luck. >> No, take take a a camera on a thingy like um DMA and you won't be granted access and you don't have to serve. There you go. There you go. >> Or or those meta glasses with with the camera built in. >> Yep. There you go. >> That's it. >> Try that. >> with screens in front of my eyes >> Yeah, try that. >> Uh yeah, I can borrow a book. Yeah, can I borrow $5,000 for meta glasses with screens in front of my eyes? >> No problem. No problem. >> Okay. Okay, and hopefully they'll be here before >> No problem. Stock market is booming. No problem. >> That's it. Okay, we'll we'll get that we'll get that uh >> Yeah, we'll get that working. Yep. >> Yeah, with the screens in front like I need more screens in front of my eyes, but still that's if I can watch a movie while driving, perfect. Perfect. Perfect. >> Great plan. Great plan. >> Yes. Yes. >> Is this when I call my lawyer or like later? >> My lawyer? >> Is this when I call my lawyer? >> What lawyer? >> My lawyer. or my daddy >> Yeah. >> Oh, you'll get to call a lawyer later. They'll give you a phone call at the jail. >> I have a I have a trust lawyer. What kind of lawyer do you have? >> I'm just leaving. >> Yeah, you do. Yeah, you have a criminal lawyer. >> Let me know if you need >> Uh well, you are staying You are staying >> Oh. >> Uh Christine, you're staying with Tia for 10 days. You better have a criminal lawyer, just saying. >> That's [laughter] true. >> Just saying. >> It's very true. >> It's just prudent. It's just prudent. >> It is. I have like 363 >> [laughter] >> uh standard 363 warrants right now. >> Are you implying that you're Thelma >> Yes. >> Yes, they are Thelma and Louise. Close. Very close. Very close. Well, I think they're Thelma and Thelma, basically. They're so weird. >> [laughter] >> No, the beautiful thing is we did so much stupid [ __ ] but there's no record of it anywhere. There you go. >> cuz it was the 1930s. >> That's true. Yeah, we've known each other for 50 years now. >> Yes. And there were no cell phones and no no computers, no body cams. Yep. Yep. >> And those photos at Woodstock do not count. >> Yep. No. Didn't happen. You never identified Yep. Didn't happen. Yep. >> Just holler if you need something. I'll be you right in this area. >> No, I'm good. Thank you. >> Did you find any other damage or anything? Just the tire. You can see on her step side where she hit your tires. Yeah, there's some rubber and it kind of dented a little bit cuz it's just like a thin tube. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, there's a there's a dent and like some new scrapes and it looks like rubber on on the >> Yeah, those lights are sticking out more than the truck so I figured that was the cuz I I came to look at >> Yeah, okay. Uh well, I'm going to head out. My partner's going to stay here with you guys. She's going to handle the crash. Um and the driver was arrested for DUI. >> Oh [ __ ] sorry about that. >> No, no, no. Okay. Uh-oh. Okay, you guys be safe. Uh have a better night and um yeah, my partner will my partner will be here. So Cool, okay. All right. Okay. You all right back there? I got to tell him that he showed up. Yeah, I'll I'll let you call your dad later. We got to go. No, he's going to be pissed. He's not going to be worried. What's your dad's name? Gene. Your daughter's a dumb ass. Hi, is this Eugene? Hi, Gene. Hey, Gene. Uh can you hear me? This is uh Deputy Ward with the Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office. I I'm giving you a courtesy call for your daughter. She was arrested for DUI. Ready. Yeah, and she didn't want to you, so I'm giving you a courtesy call for her. >> On patrol. Where does he live? >> I'm on patrol, thank you. Yes, ma'am. >> Tell him, please. >> Are you still there? >> Oh, my god. >> Are you still there? >> Yeah, I'm still here. >> Okay, so she's drunk, too. >> Yeah, that's what I was about to say, Daddy >> Yeah, he's drunk, too. >> Yeah, they they're drinking Yeah. They're drinking buddies, yeah. Yeah. >> Daddy is drunk. >> Yep. >> And he's driving to meet the other officer. >> we go. There we go. Yep. >> Yes. >> Two for one. >> Yep. Daddy is drunky. Oh, wonderful. >> Yep. >> Folks, remember, we're going to go for another about 5 more minutes tonight. We're back up here tomorrow night at 8:00 Eastern. Then remember, coming up, if you want to torture me with questions, that will be on the 17th. Yes, the 17th. You can throw just about anything at me, and I will promise not to answer a damn thing. But, I will take your super chats. That's right, the 17th will be our next mega marathon from noon to 8:00 p.m. Eastern, followed by the Pope Phil special show that night, uh the suck it Phil Wednesday. That's Yes, suck it Phil Wednesday. >> Phil. >> Yes, touche. >> How quiet is the house now? >> Uh not very, because all the cats have taken up the racket. That's without the child here. Uh yeah, the the cats have taken over. >> He's never happy. Never >> I'll I'll be back. Uh overnight, he's staying the night Sunday into Monday. Uh yeah, here for a visit. So. >> Good. Good. >> Yeah, cuz I haven't seen him in a couple weeks. So, yeah. >> Good. Good. >> Uh, my grand nephew will be with us and uh he's got a lot of Fortnite points to spend. So, God help us all. >> God help us all. >> God help us all. Uh, if you want to see my uh cuz he plays on my Xbox account and I don't remember the name of my Xbox account, I'll share that tomorrow if you want to find track me down in one of those games, which I never play, so it would be him. So. So, you'll get your ass kicked by an 8-year-old. That's right, folks. Cuz yeah. >> You should thank him for that. >> Well, for the year they lived here, my gamer score at Xbox went up like by like [laughter] like like over 100% so it's like >> Sure. >> Keep playing as me. Keep getting the achievements. Go for it. That's my gamer cred went way up cuz I rarely play games at all. >> Okay. We'll look into the Santa Fe County Adult Detention Center, okay? >> Thanks. >> Oh my God! The dog! >> Oh my God! >> Help out the animals. >> Oh my God. >> The animals are still here. She's going to wait for you. You have someone with you? >> No, I don't. >> Okay, you're probably going to have to pick someone up and bring them with you. Or you can pick up the animals and we're going to have to tow the truck. >> Ah. Why don't Why don't we check your address? Let me get the Let me go and pick up the animals. >> Okay. >> Yeah, and then we'll lock up the truck and then I'll follow and pick it up later on tonight or tomorrow morning. >> All right, you'll have to talk to my partner. We can't leave it here. Someone either either needs to pick it up >> Nope. >> or it needs to get towed. >> Okay, yeah. >> So, I think for now just get the animals. We're going to have to tow it, but there's no hold on it. So, if you're one of the registered owners, you can go and pick it up. >> Okay, yeah. Hold on just a minute. Let me go and pick up the animals. Let me go and pick up the animals. Go home, get somebody on the and so we can tow the truck. >> Yeah. >> It's Isn't this 428, Espinola? >> Espinola? Espinola? Yeah. >> No, it's it's going to have to be like 20 minutes or less. Do you have someone you can pick up in town in Santa Fe? >> No, I don't know anybody in Santa Fe. >> Okay. Yeah, unfortunately it's going to have to be towed and then you can pick it up in the morning from the tow yard, okay? >> Oh man, how much is that going to run me? >> I don't know. Your your daughter said that she'll pay for it anyways, but it's probably going to be about 150 bucks, I would assume. >> Yeah, I'll pay for it. >> Okay, I got >> 150 bucks? >> Yeah, and she said she'll pay for it, so >> Yeah, you better get me a loan, god damn it, for 150 bucks to get that truck out of the thing. >> This is what happens when you enable your children. >> Oh god. >> Is Phil snoring? Is Phil snoring? >> No. >> Hi, baby. Hi, baby. You're You're like energetic today. >> I know. >> Yeah. Yeah. How's your sweet wife? >> 150 bucks. >> How's your sweet wife? >> She's fine. She made supper for herself, not for me, so I'm on my own. >> [laughter] >> I doubt that. >> what did you do? >> I didn't do anything. >> Are you on the list again? You know she's on the >> again. >> Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. >> No. No. >> Well, well, Phil, we've got another Well, actually, we're almost done, so we've somehow turned a 30-minute video into an hour, so >> Of course. >> golly, that's quite >> We're adding content. >> Yes, we're adding content, so don't be us, too. >> Right. >> That's Yes, good luck to you If you are a lawyer watching this back later, it wasn't me. It was the other four five. It was the other five. They all did it. It wasn't me. >> Judges in New York are in pocket. >> Don't don't blame me. It was the other five, not me. >> What did I do? >> Sue fell. Sue fell. That's right. >> What did I do? >> She has got muffins. Take Pia's muffins. >> Yes, I do. >> That's it. >> Let's see how this ends. >> Help the animals. >> She just wants you to come get the dogs. Come get them. >> Yeah, I'll go to I got I'll go get the dogs. >> Okay, and I'll give her another phone call in a little while. She'll get one from the jail as well. Okay? >> What? Was she drunk? >> Yes, sir. >> She couldn't have She couldn't have been drunk. >> Yeah, I don't know where she drank or or what, but yeah, she's under arrest for DUI. >> She couldn't have been drunk. Uh-huh. Oh my god, no. >> Okay, she'll give you a call here in a little while, okay? >> Okay. >> All right. Thank you, sir. >> Uh-huh. Bye. >> Bye. >> You're a very blessed policeman. Thank you for doing that. >> You're welcome. >> Thank you. >> 4107 1 are you on two? You have to start a tow that dad doesn't have anyone with him. He's just going to come pick up the dogs. >> A few moments later. >> When I get out my phone will come back with me, right? >> Yes, everything you have will be with you. >> My nomophobia. >> And so >> My phone. >> What did you tell to my dad? Did he get the animals? >> Yes. Um I will ask my partner. I'm not sure yet. >> Nomophobia. >> I have to serve you with some paperwork, okay? >> Your job sucks. >> Where is my phone? Where is my phone? >> This isn't a big deal. >> I'll give him a call. >> How many animals you got? >> Okay. Well, that that should be it. >> I got a bill from my attorney this morning. >> Um okay, so this is your DUI citation. >> $330. >> $330? >> Yep. For one phone call that she made to my attorney in Illinois. >> How long was it? 15 >> I don't It's probably Well, what she said if she's $600 an hour. >> $600 an hour? >> Yeah. And I got a bill that >> $600 an hour plus notes. >> Yeah, exactly. 15-minute minimum. So, she had to talk for I don't know. $330 bucks for one phone call to my attorney in Chicago. Yep. That's what it cost. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. And it wasn't criminal. It was not criminal. >> [laughter] >> This time. >> Wasn't about Wasn't about Vlad Wasn't about any of that, no. >> You mean Vlad 15 or Vlad Sorry. >> Vlad 17 >> No, Vlad Well, that one was still unsolved. I think we're up to Vlad 73 now. >> Well, that's probably true. That's right. >> That's That's There's a lot of holes in that desert, you know. Lot of holes in that >> Yeah. Wasn't about Vlad, no. Not the same thing. >> Okay. >> Well, he was all the way in walking. That's pretty far. >> Okay. So, this is your DUI citation notice of revocation, okay? This gets sent to MVD >> Mhm. >> within 10 days. >> 10 days. I already >> Yep. If you want to, you have to send them a written request. >> lawyer. >> Okay, cool. Um If you don't send them a request, you'll automatically lose your license in 20 calendar days. >> Okay. >> Sounds like she's been through this before. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> You just know >> the rule. >> Yeah, people who have them. Um >> Oh, yeah, that's it. >> Do you have any questions? about this paperwork? Okay. It asks for your signature. It's not an admission to guilt. >> She was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence and careless driving. The charges were initially dismissed by the prosecutor on June 25th, 2025. However, the charges were refiled on December 2nd, 2025. Her case is still open and her her next court date is scheduled for February 17th, 2026. >> I'm guessing there were injuries. >> Yeah, or she She got hurt. >> Yep. Yep. >> Do you think that she has still has her license? >> No. >> Uh >> Probably >> No, that >> No, if she refused to blow, she lose >> thing happened, though. She's not Court date's not till last month. >> she can't drive. She can't drive. No. Well, I'll take a break. We're a little over, but we're at the end of the end of another night. I want to thank everybody for being with us tonight. Want to thank Miss Christine for paying a visit. >> Yeah, it was fun. Very fun. >> I want to thank those people who gave us money to yell at us. That was fun. Please keep doing that cuz it it it never makes sense to me. I mean, especially cuz we have the chat on the side of the screen, so it's going to show up anyway. You know, so there is no written policy that you have to put a super chat on the screen or respond to it. So, I don't know. But, yeah, keep please keep the money flowing cuz we do need to make bills for May. So, or April. Sorry, for April. So, yes, keep the money flowing and on that note from all of us to all of you, have a wonderful evening. And Canada, kiss my grits. Goodnight, everybody. >> [music] [music] >> Goodnight everybody. Thanks for coming