[Music] I'm just a girl, a wonderful girl, the sweetest one in town. Can search for miles around and no one like me can be found. I've got a smile, a wonderful smile, a certain little way. Every time the boys get near me, they look at me and say, "Redot mama, red hot mama, you're the one we need." Red hot w some drama. Yes indeed. Say that I should be in the fall. Hot tamal say that I got a pair of eyes just like old Spain bellies. I confess that I possess the sweetest charms in town. And unless I miss my guess the boys will hold me around. I can make a music master drop a man his hair in the middle. Red hot mama. Red hot mama. I have to turn my temper down. [Music] Oh, I'm just a girl, a wonderful girl, the sweetest one in town. can search for miles around and no one like me can be found. I've got a smile, a beautiful smile, a certain little way. Every time the boys get near me, they look at me and say, "Rot mama, red hot mama, I'm the one you need. Red hot mama." Yes. Say that I should be in the fall. say that I got a pair of eyes just like old. I confess that I possess the sweetest charms in town. And unless I miss my guess, the boys will follow me around. I can make a Texas farmer. Forget his pay. Make the devil throw his fork away. Red hot mama. Red hot mama. But I'll have to turn my temper down. I'll have to turn my temper down. I'll have to turn my down. I'll have to turn my temper down. [Music] Yo yo yo yo yo. >> Hello all. >> How is everybody tonight? >> Fabulous. >> Uh you can see we have a full house tonight as Mr. Hank has joined us and Miss Judy has joined us. >> Judy. Judy. Judy. We do have some housekeeping. Uh we will be experimenting at least one night at the end of next week with the new reream software. If everything goes well, Pope will be the first one to use it. Pope will be the first one to use it. Not me, but Pope on the 4th of August. So that's another two weeks or a week and a half, whatever way. >> So the fourth of August, >> I want to witness that one. >> Yes. Well, >> uh, Pope and I will be working on the 3rd of August to kick the tires and make sure everything is running okay. But yes, we we are departing from uh from from Streamyard as the expense is just too much right now. It's it's How much is it, Pope? 80 bucks a month, >> something like that. Yeah. >> Yeah. We're We're going to a $50 a month plan. I know it's only $30, but $30 counts at this point. So, >> considering considering they've gone up uh like three times the amount they were just a couple years ago. >> Yeah. >> And I've heard from like even like the big streamers that use it >> that like the the kind of service that they could count on is just gone, >> right? you know, if they had any issues, they had a person they could talk to that would get a, you know, get the the good result and that's just gone now. So, yeah, you won't be the only one. >> And Subar, yeah, I know. Uh, someone put it on a old banner yesterday, so we're not going to have that banner up tonight. >> Someone >> Pope Phil put it on the old banner. >> Okay. If if you want to directly assess blame on someone, >> let it go. No one wants to put blame on anybody. Let it go for Christ. >> Steve just said someone. So that's >> okay. So we need to do a couple things to to first uh hey Facebook Karen. >> Hey Karen. And second, >> I mean Karen, >> even though he has not entered the room yet, you are all the witness as Mr. Pope Phil does. >> That is Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, I I do need to do our contractual obligation to offer a warm welcome to Sir Griffy. Yes, he's been kned by the queen of Australia, soon to be Pekka. Been kned over and over and over again and again and again. >> Yeah, I'm sure >> clearly >> placed his sword on her shoulder. >> He did. He did her her shoulder and and many other places that we will. Let me interject. Hank, I met them both last Sunday and he is so tall that that could be a possibility. [Laughter] >> She is short, he is tall. That's all I'm going to say. >> That's all I'm going to say. >> So, to finish up, welcome Griffy. We're glad you're here. Thank you so much. Even though Griffy is not here at the moment. >> Question. >> Well, then why' you make me do it? >> Because we'd forget. >> So, we carried it out. He's not here, but we fulfilled our contractual obligation. Griffy just has to go backwards. Folks, we also have, before we get to NCR's question, we also have a goal for tonight. We need 10 super chats of any donation for this goal to come true. And and that's all I'm going to say. What did you what did you have to say in CR? >> Is the current queen of Australia, Priscilla, the queen of the desert? >> Uh, didn't she die when Patrick sees died? >> I think so. >> She lives forever in the desert. >> Just like Patrick sees lives forever in the Poconos. Okay, then. Hey, Diver Navy Dan, >> quit poking me in the nose. >> That's right. We've got a lot of stuff going on today. Everyone went went crazy today. Uh, let's start with Well, let's hold Lane. >> Let's uh Hi, Griffy. Rewind two and a half minutes and you have your uh you have your greeting. We did >> very welcome. >> Very warm welcome. >> Yes, we >> did it standing on our head so you'd understand it. >> Yes. >> Yes, we did. >> And we turned around to the right instead of the left. >> Yes. Yes. Okay. So, Griffy got the greeting. Okay. Uh, so let's see. Let's start. Chile did nothing today of any importance other than he says he's gonna be producing the teachers edition tonight. >> Oh, >> the teachers edition tonight, but he doesn't have any physical copies to distribute yet of his uh of his his thing. >> His boredom game. >> Yes, his boredom game. Yes. Uh, thank you 10. Thank you $10 for the pants super chat. 10 bucks gets me the right to blame Pope Phil for anything that goes wrong. Right. Absolutely right. >> Left. >> Absolutely right. >> That's >> Yes. >> Left. Yes. >> Uh, Becca has this statement. Hey Huns. Yes, Griffy is tall and I am short. I will not confirm anything more than I am a very happy woman. >> You did confirm it. You did confirm it. >> Uh let's Judy actually read the Craig Hendry filings, didn't you, Judy? >> I sent them to you. >> I I'm apparently I'm a ma I mean I am a masochist. >> Yes, you are. Oh, I mean, >> so this is the appeal of his Vermillion County conviction, which he served 6 months or seven months on. >> So, he's already served the time. >> So, why why >> why is he appealing or >> why why is he >> just why why is why is he in the world? I just I don't What? >> This is Judy who just spent four months on the damn Lane Myers case, saw the Craig Henry case for the first time today and has lost her [ __ ] Basically, that >> Oh, what? What? What? I just >> Listen, not a lawyer. Absolutely not a lawyer. >> She didn't lose her [ __ ] until she flushed. >> There you go. Yeah, I did. My mind has flushed. Yes, absolutely. >> And I like I'm like reading this going >> a jury found him guilty. >> Yes. It's not like, you know, that there was like something untored in the um, you know, he didn't claim that the prosecutors were pulling dirty tricks or that evidence was let in that shouldn't have been let in or evidence was kept out that shouldn't have been kept out. He wasn't that wasn't the It was that he didn't really do the bad things, but he did. But he did. >> Yeah. He He was convicted of the bad things. He spent 6 months in jail because or seven months in jail because of the bad things. >> If you want to have a true brain itch, listen to Lorie Valow at sentencing today. >> Oh my god. >> I got through like insane. >> I got through half of that. >> Oh, wait until she speaks. >> That's the part that I'm >> wait until she speaks. Well, well, if you both want something far worse than that, Rean Benson 45 minutes of doing her mean girls impression while she's reading the city of Engle City of Englewoods uh counter claims against her lawsuit and their motion to dismiss. >> She turned into Lindsay Lohan at one point. I I read that one too and essentially what I got the the mental image that I got was Rean saying they don't like me. They're supposed to like me and they don't like me. Like stop pulling the stunts. Stop pulling the stupid stunts and people won't ask you to leave everywhere. Well, see, Judy, you missed her nearly 4-hour live stream earlier in the week where she was carrying a pitchfork and yelling at people. Google peasants with pitchforks to explain why she was carrying the pitchfork around Englewood. >> Technically, it was a rake. >> It wasn't even a pitchfork. >> It was a garden rake. Yes. But she called it a pitchfork. Listen, if you're going to do a bit, commit to the bit. All right? >> I mean, you can you can go to Lowe's or Home Depot and pick up a pitchfork for >> what? 30 bucks at Mo. >> Hell, you can go to you go to Walmart and get one for 15. >> Well, the guy she was protesting with, by hour two, he was done. He was taking any excuse to get to to leave her and just walk and do his own thing. And when they finally got back to the Englewood Civic Center, he ditched the uh pitchfork. And she's like, "Where where's your pitchfork?" "I'm taking a break. I'm taking a break." And you could just see the light in his eyes had gone out after. And that was only after 2 and 1/2 hours of Rean. There was still time to go. >> Wow. Wow. >> Now, Miss Judy is with us because she had lunch with someone yesterday. >> Exciting personality. That's live. Right. >> Yes. And she had lunch with someone yesterday. And And Lane Myers did the court. What the hell did the court do? This was in his appeal of the uh court order uh the the initial court order that started this whole thing. >> It was a civil something. >> Yes, it's a civil court order. Uh basically preventing him from contacting the victim. He hasn't even started the case. This is now the fourth extension he's gotten just to file his initial briefing. And this this extension. Oh, go ahead, T. Sorry. >> It went out of crayon. >> Well, he didn't even ask for the for this extension. >> The the court offered it to Esponte on its own >> on its own powers, you could say. So, um, what I I had a lovely time with I'm I'm going to say Miss Shannon cuz she and I have gotten to know each other better >> and um >> she assured me that they have lots of um procedures in place that if anything pops off, they can identify it quickly and get it to the right individuals. Um, you know, whether it's probation or whether it's, you know, whatever. Um, so she and because of some other things that happened even before the spotlight was put on her, they have taken it as a mission to make sure it never happens like that to anybody else. So they are really taking the experience that they went through and turning it around for good, which I applaud 110%. Um, it's just so it it was fascinating talking to her and getting her side of things and then she had a lot of questions for me like how did you get wrapped up in this? And I said it was all Jim's fault. >> Okay. >> Did Did you explain who Jim was? That's that's >> Oh, she knows really cool news. I mean, you know, >> the biggest thing for her was when it all kind of started and it was snowballing and she was getting all these threats and all this, you know, attention for for stuff that had nothing to do with her. >> Um, she was kind of like, what am I the crazy one? Is this is this the normal way that things happen now? And to see other people like this um this show say he's going beyond the pale, this needs to be stopped. You know, this he's insane. What is he doing in my opinion? Um and that was so helpful for them just mentally knowing that other people were seeing it and realizing just how out of bounds Mr. Meyer's behavior was and realizing quite frankly that his audience was using him >> and riing him up >> and you know winding him up like a top just to see how um absurd he would get >> and all of it fell on him. >> Right. >> Of course they >> kind of like Lenio's uh followers would do with him. >> Exactly. Gee, it's like it's a pattern out there. Imagine that. And >> yeah, they go ahead. >> We we had like some of us behind the scenes have had very similar conversations as to some of what their behindthe-scenes conversations were. And by the way, remember when um when Lane was ahead was um in front of the the uh the chief judge for the Spiria court. no more. >> And he didn't take the plea. >> And Miss Styles said, "If he rejects the plea, then it will not be offered again." But then it was. >> I hope Mr. Meyers realizes what a gift that was because in a one-on-one conversation, apparently Miss Styles realized maybe Lane didn't understand fully what was happening that day. And it wouldn't be fair to Mr. Meyers to pull that plea and not offer it again if he really didn't understand. And after significant discussion and a more wholesome understanding, then Lane was able to take the plea. And you know, the the >> the families were, >> you know, aware of of aware of all of that and okay with it >> and and all you know, Miss Styles went above and beyond >> and I hope Mr. Meyers is aware and appreciative of that. Uh that was an act of compassion that she did not have to do. >> Exactly. >> She She could have just slammed the door and let him get the 40 years in prison. >> Mhm. >> And he was well on the way to getting 40 years in prison. It's just as compassionate as that judge was. I don't think Lane would have done very well as his own defender just to the fact that he had has this habit of stepping on a mouse trap while falling into a bathtub holding uh a a radio plugged into the wall while Yeah. You know, it he snowballs this crap upon himself. It's his own actions. >> Yeah, >> but everything that goes bad can go bad to Lane Myers. And hey, madam, happy Friday. >> And if the victim is listening, I support you. >> Yes, we support. >> She was She really felt it from this from this corner of the of the internet. She really did feel it. Well, I I'm glad we could help. Uh >> it was a difficult case and she's been through hell. >> Yeah. >> For nearly a year now and hopefully it subsided substantially since he's he's all but vanished. >> I have to say I I mean like I never heard of him before you had me go down to the courthouse for paperwork, >> right? Um, and I haven't heard from him since. Um, it'll be interesting to see what, you know, if if he does decide to to post some more mountain biking, go for it, buddy. Mountain biking. It's great exercise. We got some great trails around here. Go for it. >> Yeah. Uh, and folks, remember, we need nine more super chats. Nine more super chats to reach our goal that involves Pope Phil. That's right, folks. Our goal that involves Pope Phil. >> Yes, it involves Pope Phil. That's right. And I'm not going going to announce it, but we need nine more super chats by the end of the hour to to reach our goal of any Well, it has to be above a dollar cuz it has or else it won't register. So, there you go. It has to be enough for you to say something on screen or else the damn little thing doesn't work. >> I want my $2. Want my $2. So read our goal and if you want Pope to do that, please think about contributing. That's right. That's right. Uh let's see. We got Lane Myers. We got uh uh NTR, if you're before you run, >> tell us about LIIA today and all the goings down at with Leroy the truth and all that crap outside of the courtroom as LIA was arraigned today on the charges from two weeks ago. And we have to preface it by saying that as of this morning, he has raised over $46,000 in GoFundMe contributions in two weeks based on this case. Okay, so it was just a straight [ __ ] show from the start. Leroy Truth was there. Bappa was there. guard accountability, fullcourt press, and several other frauders. He said there were some from Michigan and Texas, but I didn't see anybody I recognized. It all starts with his live stream cutting in and out, which he came up with the surprising theory that the courthouse and the court itself are trying to jam his live stream to prevent the truth from getting out. Shocker to nobody, that's not the case. Then we get Fappa making his appearance where he had his cell phone taken away as if he was in school and being an unruly child with it. >> Of course. >> So Sean is turning this court case into a [ __ ] mockery already by posing and signing autographs inside the courthouse. Thank you, Hank, for being a member for eight months. Suck it, Jim. So, he takes a photo with FAPA. Peppa decides to go inside the courtroom where he is not allowed to record, starts pulling his cell phone out and starts recording inside the court uh courtroom where one of the baiffs came up, took his cell phone away from him and told him, "You can get it back at 5:00 p.m. >> You mean sort of like the teachers used to do to my buddy Mike Workey who had his Star Wars figures out in the middle of class. You can get this back at the end of the day." >> Yes, sir. >> Yeah. Yes. >> Yeah. >> Comes out and starts saying that they're tyrants there. There's no transparency. >> Okay. >> Then fullcourt press leaves the courtroom and announces that there may be a conflict of interest in the case and they may be switching Shawn to a different district. >> Uh thank you uh Greg John two for the $2 super chat. Pope Phil II and Jim should have some Vegemite. Uh, as Gia can attest, I did have Vegemite and I survived it. I even said it wasn't bad on camera. >> Disgusting. >> Yes. Well, the secret is if they hand you a a a half a slice of of of bread with butter and Vegemite on it, you just fold it on itself. So all you're tasting is the bread. >> No. >> And and you >> eat it fast enough so you don't have to actually >> get the full load of Vegemite. >> Listen, I did like a whole bite of Vegemite, man. And I survived. >> Uh, thank you, Hanks Corner. >> Jim, you'll take the full load and like it, Jim. >> Thank you, Hanks Corner, for the $10 super chat. Get the squeaky, Zoe. Get the squeaky. Mama loves you. >> Get it. >> Uh, >> so anyways, Shawn does plead not guilty as well does his cameraman. >> Yes. >> Sean comes out and announces that there have been changes to his protection order. >> Yes. No longer can he contact officer Feahhee at his home or work, but he can no longer have any contact third party or otherwise with Fehee, his family or his place of work. >> Yes, >> they also announced that they will be changing venue due to a fact there could be a possible conflict of interest due to the fact that Sergeant Brian Pay, he was at one point in his career a new London police officer. During Shawn's brilliant speech outside on the courtroom steps, he announces that he has hired a private investigator and he is going to be investigating the entire Connecticut State Troopers, the Police Department of Bratton, Connecticut, and he is uh fully requesting all of their time cards, records, and everything to expose the tyranny that is out there. >> I remember the t-shirts. >> Oh yes, I cannot forget he was passing out free t-shirts of his Long Island Audit style, the we the people hats and the police Tua t-shirts. Yeah, he and one of the t-shirts had Fire Brian Fehee on them with a little caricature that he is now selling on his website. >> Well, he's also selling the police Tua. >> Yes. >> Which was just a AI generated what looked to be like a bobblehead of Brian Fehee with a large amount of spit coming off of his mouth. >> Ew. Yeah, that's probably the same thing. Yes. >> E. >> Yeah. So, this this again he's made as of this morning. I I have not looked. I It's scaring me to actually pull that up, but uh >> Well, he is he is scared of one thing though. >> What's that? Seeing as they have to change districts, one of the districts that could be a problem for him is Danberry. >> Yes. >> So, he is saying that he does not want to go to Danberry because he already knows he will lose there. And if anyone wants to be completely disgusted, his GoFundMe, remember this is from the last two weeks. It now stands at $47,124 out of a $55,000 goal. >> Do do you know what liar fears most? >> Uh taxes. >> The truth. >> No. being seen in public without his girdles. >> Oh, yes, that's true. That is true. >> Or someone >> Go ahead. >> He did look awfully uh pudgy today. >> Yes. >> Yeah, that was one thing. >> Sorry. That that was one thing that um >> over our coffee the other day, she was like, "Why why do people do this?" this. I said, "Follow the money. Follow the grift." >> Yeah. >> And she didn't realize just how much money could be gotten depending on how you do it. So, yeah. >> Yeah. >> This Oh, go ahead. >> No, go ahead. >> Yeah. The the worst thing about this that's 47,000 reasons why there's going to be uh more and more and more of these jackasses hitting the street. And you add the fact that the existing jackasses are all suing now for copyright reasons. And all of a sudden, something that was nearly dead, which was auditing, now is getting new life because they can punish all of they can punish people now. Uh, good lord. I hope people like, you know, Craig Hendry and Lane Meyers can act as cautionary tales >> cuz you can go to you can absolutely get incarcerated for this kind of stuff. >> Yeah, Henry did seven months and he's facing another four years from all the charges that he he's going on trial in September in Indiana, then a second trial in November. So he could be uh facing four more years in jail for what? For for >> basically harassing and [ __ ] around with cops. >> Blaine spent all that pre-trial time in jail, too. >> And and now he didn't like that. very strict probation guidelines now. And from my understanding, you know, privated uh videos did not comply with the with the judge's orders and probation had to make that very clear for him. And I believe either we should have seen changes this week or we shall see changes next week or someone may be going back in front of the judge. Uh, let's see. Deletes. >> Somebody's reporting it's been dismissed. >> What's been dismissed? >> Lane Myers in New Mexico. >> Oh, who's reporting that? >> It's on your server under >> Okay, >> I can't go back. I can't go back. >> Give me a second. Uh, let me just see if his channel You know what? His channel is no longer there. His channel is no longer there. It is gone. >> Wow. >> Or he renamed it. Uh let's see if if I can pull it up from an old link. But the lane meers for nonviolent whatever is gone. Maybe he's making a good choice. >> I hope it is laid for your sake. >> Maybe somebody is making good choice for him. >> Um, >> you know, >> oh >> no, it's still there. >> It's still there. The old uh videos still come up. just changed the name. >> He may have because I can pull up the page now. It's just not showing up in YouTube searches. >> Oh, Lane Myers channel for nonviolent social change. It's still up. >> Shadowbann he just privated his account >> probably. I mean, it's >> shadow band. The shadow band will get you. >> It used to come up, you know, as first or second thing in search. Right now, you get a bunch of our videos and not his. >> Let's see. Uh yeah, Joe AD, who is the uh former c-orker of Lane Myers's girlfriend/wife, uh reports, I've been informed that Lane Myers's New Mexico Mexico case has been dismissed. I don't have any further details. I will check into that after tonight when I can after this show when I can pull that up. Uh yeah. So no, we we should probably get to drunk girl. Uh that'll give me time to see if I can pull up the New Mexico case. So let's turn to drunk girl. Present or invite. Share screen. And this is what I believe Miss uh G, excuse me, Miss Gia sent in. >> Was she tattooed? >> Yes. >> Oh, she's perfect. >> Yes. >> On May 2nd, 2025. >> Except we can't marry off NCR until the 30 till till the 1st. >> Person, it's Friday. It's person. >> Oh, but this is >> and Parson's not here. So whatever stopped us can get a wife. >> This is Ohio. >> This has never stopped us before. >> Okay. Thank you, Sail, for the $2 super sticker. Let's see if that counted. >> No, does not count. >> Can we make it off? >> How do you know it doesn't count? >> Cuz it didn't take it off the goal. >> I'm Oh, it didn't take it off the goal. >> I'm very smart. Okay, let me see. >> When you're pope, you you have to know these things. >> Uh then to make up for it, I will do my own. >> You can't contribute to your own goal. >> Well, yes. >> No. No. We've well established that you can contribute to your own goals because I did. >> NCR did. Let's see. I did. >> Okay. But in here is just an employee. You're management. >> So, >> not if you dedicated it to somebody's owner. >> Uh, hold on. I got stuff going on here. Let me buy this and then uh thank you Sail for the $2 super chat uh with the uh tongue sticking out. Uh, thank you pants for the $2 super chat. Own goal. Uh, thank you really cool news for the $2 super chat. Hopeam smart. I mean, >> yes, I was going to say smart. >> He is smart. >> Uh, thank you Touche for the $2 super chat. Sale is the groom tonight. Thank you Bad Company for the $2.79. Uh, Canadian, no message. So, uh, are we close to the goal yet? We are eight out of 10. We need two more super chats to come in. And >> you all [ __ ] hate me. You all [ __ ] hate me. That's That's what >> the goal. And the the goal ends in 8 and a half minutes. And if we reach the goal, Pope must admit Jim's greatness. That's right. >> You all [ __ ] >> So, we need two more super chats. Two more super chats, please. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Poke gets grumpy. >> Oh, Greg John. Thank you. In honor of Touche. >> Uh, in honor of Touche. So, we need >> Okay. No forgiveness for you from now on, Greg John. No forgiveness for you. >> You know, you can't do that, Pope. Yes, I can do that. >> Yes, I can. >> One more. >> We just need one more super chat in the next seven minutes. One more. And Pope must admit the greatness of Jim. That's right. >> Wait till 8 minutes. Wait till 8 minutes. >> Pope, is there any reason why I shouldn't make a super chat right now? >> Uh, yes. You really enjoy. Holy smokes barbecue and the strippers. >> Strippers. You said they were vestal virgins. >> They are. But they take your confession >> and grind it up. >> Thank you, Hanks Corner, for making our >> you [ __ ] You [ __ ] >> Hanks Corner says, "Pope is always greater than Jim. Thank you, Matt G, for us. Another one just so we have 10 from someone outside. Uh Matt G for the $1.99 for Pope to show his meat at the garden. Thank you to Pants >> for the $666 super chat. If the Pope does it, it's not excommunicatable. [Laughter] So, Pope, you must give the people what they want and admit something. >> I will admit your greatness at being a backstabbing, dirty, conniving [ __ ] >> Officers in Ohio received a call from staff at a local days in hotel about an intoxicated woman causing a disturbance in the lobby when >> Now, thank you everyone uh for participating. It's all in good fun. Yes, >> as we are going to probably marry this one off to either Parson or Sale. Hopefully Parson is medicated enough to be prepared for his bride. >> Officers arrived at the scene. They immediately went to speak with hotel employees to get the full story of ignore the robot jail. >> Here's what the officers did next. >> Mhm. >> And they said he hit me and I give me the freedom. I said don't talk to me like this. Oh, she said that to you. >> Yeah. >> Oh, Lord. >> And he's he's taking some Julie. >> Yeah. >> Can you explain what what's >> Yeah. She ever since this morning, she came down to get coffee. She's spilling coffee everywhere. She's getting in the cabinets. Told her not to get in the cabinets. >> This is her. >> Yes. >> And then this is Anytime. Try to explain something to She wanted eggs that we could cook eggs. >> So, we currently, but we keep asking her to check out and she keeps saying that. >> Give me just one second. I'll be over. Okay. >> She keeps saying that she's >> give her ext. And then she just since last night >> and he told her today just to check out he didn't want her to be here no more. And you won't check out for a week. >> Okay. >> But he doesn't want to take her a week. >> That's fair. >> Yeah. Okay. >> I got you. You got your ID on your babe? >> I should know. >> Okay. What's your social, honey? >> My social is >> What's your first name? >> Kelsey. >> Now, why would you think this one would be perfect for me? >> Excuse me. Yeah. Why? >> She's in Ohio. She's hot. >> She has tattoos. >> Yeah. >> Now, how >> what about her says goth to you? >> How can she have to just have goth >> without ID? You have to have ID check in hotel. >> Uh yeah, you have to have an ID to check. Maybe the ID is back in the room. Uh, Satell, that sounds like YouTube is being weird. >> What did you buy? >> To me, it sounds like he owns the channel. That's what that sounds like. >> Well, well, Gia owns the channel. >> No, I don't. >> Gia owns the channel. I had to >> I had offered her various things and she said, "I don't want any of that. I just want your channel." and the newspaper. >> Yeah, >> I told you dressed like a cabana boy. She would have said yes, but no. >> I was dressed like a cabana boy. She still said no. >> I would like to address I would like to address a couple of things. >> Hold on. Uh hold on. Uh thank you Sale for the 10 really cool news gifted memberships. RWR got one. Tom Peters got one. Scott Amo got one. Mile High Geeks got one. Helen Moody got one. Melanie Melanie Salisbury got one. Al Smith got one. Molted Flames got one. Cara Dawn Howell got one. DCW Products got one as well. Thank you again for Sale. Now go ahead with your rant, Phil. >> It's not a rant. I would just like to address a couple of things. Matt G. Yes. $4 for the joke only you and I understand was well worth it. Thank you. Yes. And Sue Bear, I'm not saying that Jim is actually doing that, so I don't know. >> Okay, there we go. I have no idea what you're talking about, but let's get back to this lovely woman as I need to step away for a whole minute. >> Coffee regular sugar. >> Yes, Jim is a one minute job. I turned around and my cup ofing coffee spilled. >> Okay. >> So, y'all want to kick me out for that? And I paid. >> They can kick you out. It's part of business. >> What's your last name, Kelsey? >> Okay. What's your birthday? >> Perfect. Give me just a second. She good. >> She look Yeah, she's good. >> You want her trespassed? >> All right. So, we'll we'll go. She can grab her stuff. Uh, I don't know what this means, but Pants says, "Thank you, Pants, for being a member for five months. One minute with Jim is twice as good as 30 seconds with Jim." >> That is very clear to me, sir. >> Yeah, >> I understand pants perfectly. >> Yeah, you are one minute. >> I do too. >> One minute. >> Uh, 602, man. Okay. >> 60 seconds. I >> 60 seconds. Yep. Yep. You said you were stepping away for a minute. I said you are a one minute chump. >> I did. >> Yes, I had. >> Can't sound more like a robot than Jim. >> Yes, he does. Yes, he does. >> That's because Jim is really a pack of raccoons in a human suit. >> I thought it was a robot. You guys had the big g you had the big spot on me being a robot yesterday. So now I'm I'm raccoons in a human suit. >> I think NCR's right with that one. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I can attract stuffed with raccoons. >> Yeah. >> And yes, that does mean you get to do whatever you want to to Jim for a minute. >> Hey, >> we'll need you to see the field for the trespass so we can document it. >> Um and then [Applause] check out. >> Yeah. Hey, you want her out? She's been here one day, so that's totally fine. >> They want you out. Okay. So, they want you officially trespassed. So, do you have is that all your stuff? >> And I paint their room. >> Huh? >> And I clean their room. >> Okay. Do you have all your stuff? >> Yes, ma'am. >> Okay. They want you gone. Okay. >> Can y'all give me a ride, ma'am? >> Where do you need? >> Um to go get my ID from Aendale. >> Well, yeah. We can't do that. No way. Ma'am, >> uh, am I required? Okay, Diver, somebody read that, please. >> Says, Jim Fitz, in addition to the yacht maintenance and property management for my employer, I'm also required to do the pool maintenance. So, am I the pool boy? >> I'd say yes. Yes, you are. >> Just like Pope is the pizza boy because his wife sends him out for pizza now and then. Boy, does he deliver. >> Yes, I do. Yes, I do. >> A bomb. >> 10 minutes or less. >> Usually less or less. >> What's that? Uh, Judy, >> can I say that? I love this police officer. She is kind. Like, she's not in your face, but she's also all about the business. It's like, look, this is what it is. I'm loving her. >> Now, Gia, is she a tall drink of water? Excuse me. >> I'm just asking. >> Excuse me, Phil. >> Just asking questions. Just asking questions. Jeez, >> Phil. >> What? >> Mr. Pope say you are 10 minutes or till you get a a cramp. >> 10 minutes or I get spanked. Yes. >> No, you get a cramp. >> I get a cramp. Yeah. Right. >> Listen, those cramps during pizza delivery can be bad. >> Yes. Yes, they can. Gotta have a banana beforehand. >> Yeah. Got >> especially at his age. >> Yes. >> At his age. >> At my at my age. Yes. >> And there's multiple hotels >> for nine minutes of cuddling. >> Right. >> Right up the road that we can take you. >> I don't have my ID on either. >> Is this all your stuff or do you have more? >> It's all my stuff. >> Well, my friend has stuff upstairs. It's mine. But >> All right. Well, either you can walk somewhere or we can give you a ride somewhere, but it has to be close. We can't get out. >> Who's your friend? >> And where are they at? Why are they just leaving you down here? >> I came down here. >> Okay. All right. All right. So, what do you want to do? Where you want to go? >> Let me think. Can I talk to my friend first? >> No, we're not going to run around the hotel. Especially if you've got all your stuff. >> What's in this bottle? Cuz I can smell it. >> It's alcohol. >> Yeah. >> Oh, dear God. Yeah. No. >> Yeah. We're We're not going to uh >> We're done with that. >> No, >> we're done with that. >> Just one more drink. >> No, because you're already trash. We're not doing that. >> I'm not trash. >> All right, let's get your stuff. We'll talk out here. Okay. >> I prescribe. >> Okay, honey. Well, yeah. >> I prescribe that. >> I'm sure that's not great with your Okay, let's get your stuff. We'll go out here. >> Babe, hold on. No, just get yourself. Let's go. >> Okay. Please give me a second. >> Okay. Well, you got to realize that this is a business. You're sitting in the lobby. You're drunk. >> We're all going through >> or whatever is going on. We're trying to help you out, but we're not going to sit here all day. Okay. >> We're not on your time. We're trying to be cordial with you, but it's time we get going. >> You know what? You can't take me avenue. >> No. >> You got a phone? You can get a You can get an Uber. >> But get up. We ain't lounging back. Let's go. >> You can get an Uber. No, I said you can. >> We ain't lounging back. >> Okay, honey. Well, I don't know what you want me to. You can. Or a metro bus. The metro will take you straight. >> Girl, well, guess what? You're sitting in a hotel room with no shirt on, lounging back like this is your own house. We're not doing this. Okay. Okay. Come on. Let's go. >> I'm fine. Come on. >> Grab your stuff. Let's go. >> I'm staying. >> If you don't get up and walk, you're going to end up going to jail. I don't think you want that. >> I was going to get up. >> Get up. I need a charger. >> It's in your pocket. Let's go. >> No, I need a charger for this phone. I mean a box. >> We don't have that. I'm sorry. >> But yeah, but you're >> Do not yell. Do not yell. Do not yell or you're going to get arrested. Do you understand me? Get up and walk out the door. I'm done. Let's go. >> His employee. >> I I've heard enough. Let's go. We'll talk >> and have a good night. NCR, whose back is killing him, so he's going to go lay down. Thank you again for being with us tonight, NCR. >> Stretch. We just went through this conversation. Stretch, my man. Stretch. >> Yes. >> Hey, make him get clamp. >> Yes, Mrs. Pope. Get a >> out here. We're not going to disturb their business anymore. Okay. >> Would you like another bag? I can maybe get you another bag if you'd like. Okay, I can do that. get me to um be jerking my iron. >> I can't do that. I don't have my wallet on me and they're not going to give it to me for free. Okay. >> All right. Give me a few dollars on my camera. I'll go buy you some beef jerky. >> Give me that phone. >> And I'll give you your change. Okay. It's a damn money. I don't need you. >> All right. Get your stuff in. >> What you really need is beef jerky. >> Can I have a trash bag for her stuff? And then she was also hoping for some beef jerky beef jerky. >> Yes, sir. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. And then could I also have a trash bag, >> please? >> I gave her a couple. >> Yeah, it's just it's starting it's starting to rip a little bit. >> Oh, is it? Yeah, they are. >> I appreciate it. >> No, that's okay. >> I got your beer. >> Would you like to go to the hospital? >> Hell no. >> Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Go have a seat down there, someone. Have a seat down here. >> Do you have someone that can come get you? >> Yeah, but my phone is dead. >> Okay. I I have a phone. I can call someone for you. >> I don't know his number. >> Why does she sound drunk out of her mind? >> Cuz she's drunk out of her mind. >> Drunk out of her mind. Yeah, cuz she is. >> Oh, yeah. >> There we go. >> Hi, cute. >> Oh, that's mine. >> Yeah, I'm holding put it in the in the back. >> So, since I'm putting this back in there, don't don't reach for this stuff or if you need something out of here, just ask us. Steal. >> Can you do that for me? >> You got another one? >> I don't need another there. All right. You guys done? >> No, thank you. No, but I appreciate you. >> All right. How can we solve this problem? Because they don't want you here anymore. So, we need to find somewhere for you to go. >> We don't want to. >> We can give you a ride somewhere that's relatively close, but we cannot take you all the way to Aenddale. Especially, you just told me you don't want to go back to him. So, why you want us to go back? >> Where's extended stay? >> Over here. But the issue is is you're going to need your ID for that. >> I have a picture of it. Super Eight might let her get a room if we vouch. >> Yeah, but that's my issue. >> Do not vouch. >> So, here's something too I got to talk to you about. You can't say you'll pull it out for a room. You can't say that. Okay. Pull it out. You can't be >> You can't You can't. >> I do that all the time. >> Who told me that? >> Okay, I got you. >> What? We'll just >> pull it out for a room. She said, "I'll pull it out for a room. And I'm assuming it's not her wallet. >> I don't know. >> I'm assuming and and g if if you pull it out for a room, why do they make you clean the floors afterwards? >> What? It's >> your job >> as the cleaning lady. >> Oh, I don't do hotels. >> Oh, okay. >> I do. She does money. She does. Okay. >> Money. So she she's a money cleaner is what you're saying. >> I'm not saying that. I'm saying she's a cleaning woman. She just cleans money. >> She's a money cleaner. >> She cleans money. >> I'm saying she cleans money. >> She cleans money. >> The mob. Now, I didn't say that cuz that'll get me uh disappeared and and and especially if I have to go to to uh Nevada to cover one of Philly's eventual trials. So, yeah, I I I don't need to be disappeared. I am not going to Nevada. I am not going to New Jersey. Those are the two that I until such a time as as the charges are gone. So anyway, I'm babbling now. >> I just wanted to make sure. But >> I paid $40 for today. >> All right. >> It's 60 something dollars a day. >> I got you. So you came here. Yesterday was your first day. >> Yesterday was your first day here. >> Start me. >> All right. >> So she got a $20. >> You want to go try a different hotel? >> Here's the thing. You got to stop. You got to not act a fool over there if we take you over there. by the window >> cuz you're intoxicated. >> This is the issue though is they don't want you back. Okay. And if you step foot on this property >> my first time here. >> I got you. But they just Yeah, they just don't want you back. >> I get it. I get it. But they're pretty They've got to be pretty picky because some [ __ ] come around here. I'm not saying you are or anything. It's just some people do. So they've ruined it for everybody. You know what I mean? >> All of them. >> All of it. So that's the issue. >> Prostitute. Gotcha. But that's what we're saying is there's a fine line. So you can't you can't come back at all. Okay? You can't even step foot on this property. If you need to come back for something crazy, call us and we can escort you. But that's the only way you're allowed back here. Okay? You're not even allowed back here in a car. Okay? >> Yeah. You can't you cannot come back at all. If you do, you're going to be arrested for criminal trespass. Okay? And obviously that's something stupid. You don't have like [ __ ] on your record. So at least from what I can see. Yeah. From what I can see. Or you might in a different county, but >> Oh, I have something on my back. >> Oh, fair enough. Pop off there. >> I fell in. >> Oh, yeah. >> I do. >> You know you want to tell us what' you do? >> It was just >> Oh, okay. >> Are you clean right now? We don't give a [ __ ] about that. We're just asking for like your wellbeing. Are you clean right now? >> Besides alcohol. Okay. >> Okay. Well, that's good. And you don't want women helping women. You don't want them. >> Okay. >> Me in my eyes. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Is there anything else we can do to help you? >> That helps. >> Give me more money for the other guys in the room. >> We don't have money, but we can give we can take you over to Super Raid and see if they'll give you a room. >> Give me money. >> How much money do you have? >> Like $60. >> All right. I get I think you might be able to get a room, but the only issue is is if we go back over there cuz we're here all day. If we go back over there for you, you're getting arrested. So like you'll need to go in there >> and pass the go to bed and just hang out and just stay stay lay low. Okay. >> Sweet. >> All right. Do you want us to take you over there? >> All right. >> No, because you got a cop. >> Well, you can't walk over there. >> Where is it? It's >> across the street. So, we got to take you there >> intersection though, so we don't want you to >> You got to get in that car. We'll just take you over there real quick. >> What are you looking for? >> Don't go reaching in there. That knife's in there. Remember, >> what do you need me to grab? >> Knife is in here. The other bag. >> I put it all in there, silly. >> Well, there's your pack, but I don't I don't know if you got any in there. The lucky stripes are right there. Here we Yeah. Oh, they're the marbor. >> Girl, if you're clean, get that plunger and toy boy out of there. Okay. >> That's not mine, >> girl. I ain't We ain't charging you with that [ __ ] I'm just saying. >> No, there is a pipe. >> Two pipes in here. >> Is she going to talk herself into an arrest? Gee, is this where this is going? >> Um, working at it. I don't know what a chore boy is cuz I am not in that world. But the two pipes, I mean, she said it all in one breast, so apparently they're connected. And she seems to be quite proud of the fact. >> Oh, good lord. Yes. >> Uh, speaking of uh speaking of people in trouble with the law, what ever happened to Mr. Reluctant Prophet? Has he paid you another communication or anything? >> No, I think he's still yelling at planes overhead. >> Okay. Yes. Cuz the surveillance planes Yes. >> and snipers. Yeah. >> Yes. >> Uh cuz he hasn't put out a video in a couple of weeks. So I'm like, what the hell? Did Judy just dump him in the desert somewhere and just isn't talking about it? >> Not that you can prove. >> Cory do ceaseless uh tro boy equals brillow pad. >> There you go. >> Thank you s appreciate you. >> I I I still don't understand any of that but I don't need to know. That's >> I think it's a bland. Uh uh they stuff uh brillow pads in the pipes as a filter. >> Oh, okay. >> Hank, you know disturbingly to me that there's two pipes in there. >> Oh, [Laughter] they're your friends. the dumb [ __ ] that thought they could come and not run and run me. >> All right. Well, can I get the pipes out and throw them away? >> There's only one pipe. >> Well, can I get I can I can get it out and throw it away. >> Don't be reaching in there. >> Yeah, let me grab it. >> No, please. I'm telling you. >> There's a knife in there. That's why we're trying to be careful. >> Yeah, they're being way too nice now. got that. >> Yep. >> When's the last time you used that? >> Dead life. >> This? Yeah. I don't use this. >> Wasted. >> You going to throw it away? Let's go. No, not on the ground. Go put it in the trash can. >> We'll just come back and get it. All right, go get your bag. We're going to give you a ride. Okay. Okay. >> You throw that short boy away, too. >> I need to scrub my dishes. >> No. >> I'm so serious. >> We're trying to be cool with you. If you're going to lie to us, then we're going to >> I'm not lying. >> You ain't scrubbing no dishes, >> girl. It's all ripped apart. How dumb you think we are? Let's grab your [ __ ] Let's go. >> Dishes. All right. >> Do you have anything on you? Cuz we we got to patch you down before you get in the car. Okay. >> Is that your phone, babe? >> Yeah. >> Is that all of it? >> There's nothing else. >> What is this squishy thing? Can I reach in and grab it? Are you okay with that? >> Can I reach in and grab >> No, ma'am. Let I said no. Don't do that. Okay. >> I want to see what it is. >> What is it? >> What's squishy thing? >> There's a squishy. Do you mind if I grab it out of your pocket so I can make sure it's not anything crazy? No drugs, nothing like that. You okay? >> No, I don't want No, I don't mind. Okay, thank you. Appreciate that. I mean, yes, I do mind. Oh, Lord. [Music] >> What was it? You're good. >> It was nine. >> Yeah, you're good. >> This is somebody's daughter. >> Little just like a little rubber. >> So sad. >> Oh, for my pain. >> Yeah. Hey, damn. >> You're already married to me. >> Yes, we did. 27. >> You can't do that in the car. Hold on to that before we Hold on. Hold on. What did I just say? You're going to have to throw that away. Don't waste it cuz we're getting in the car. >> What? Just get to the car, please. Ma'am, >> who you take we're being nice enough to take her to a not to a hospital to another hotel. She's lucky she's not getting arrested right now. Okay. All right. Let's go. >> I'm over this. I mean, clearly if you're a friend, she's down here in the lobby. >> Oh, absolute mess. >> She's lucky she's not getting hooked up. Okay, >> so that's where I'm going to leave it at. Here's your vape. >> Give me your lighter. I will give it right back to you when we get to Not right now. We're going. You're not on our time. >> Give me the lighter. >> Madison, can I smoke this? >> When you get there, >> when you get there, baby, you're going to smoke. Please [ __ ] stop for you. >> I'm holding this. >> You can have this. Let's get your [ __ ] and let's go. I'm >> located 300 on the train track. >> Get in the car. >> We have to make sure you get over there safely. Do you understand? >> Listen, we've been real cool with you. You could be going to jail. Instead, you're going to a different hotel. >> But like she said, if you cause trouble over there, you're going to jail. >> Do you understand that? >> I don't remember. >> Okay. I got a headache. >> You good, Kelsey? >> Yeah. So do I. >> Choking on your jerky. >> What are you doing back there? You good? Okay. >> All right. You >> help me, girl. Come on. I got your lighter. >> Wait. What the hell? >> Oh my god. >> But you can't smoke in the lobby, though. Girl, if you fall, we're calling the squad and you're going to go to the hospital cuz you're acting up. >> No, ma'am. Lean it up. >> Lean up. Come on. >> You got a dead weight. I'll drop you. Come on. >> Scoot your booty this way, girl. Come on. >> I'm going to be >> She said 23. Get out of the damn car. Lighter. Lighter. Lighter. It was my [ __ ] eight girl. Yeah. >> Super eight. >> You better not. They're right out here. >> You want super eight or you They'll deny you. >> Do you want the Hamilton County Justice Center or do you want Super Eight >> when I tell you though? Look at me, Kelsey. You >> You want the jail? >> You cannot act a fool here. Okay. >> Wow. >> I know. You cannot act a fool. You go in your room. Stick to yourself. If I So, how drunk is she to pick the police over Super 8? Um, things I've heard of the condition of Super Eights. I might pick the jail first. >> Yep. >> Yeah. It's been a while since I've been to a super eight. >> I won't clean their toilets. Nope. Nope. Nope. >> Anybody tries to come talk to you and you're weirded out, you can call. Just call 911 and we'll come talk to you and try to help you. Okay. >> You have pretty eyes. >> Well, thank you. So do you. So, but you have to be on your best behavior. Okay. I'm serious. We don't want to take you to jail. Okay. >> You're drunk. It's just a rough morning. That's all it is. Go sleep it off. Okay. >> My sister died. >> Well, I'm sorry to hear that. >> Don't laugh. I had a headache. >> Are you laughing so you don't cry? I'm sorry. >> Yeah. Was it recent? >> There we go. That's why you need some mental health help. >> Yes. >> Do you want us to take you down to a hospital and give you some help? >> [ __ ] you. >> I mean, they they will help you. >> Just because they go to a psych hospital for a wide array of things doesn't mean that like you shouldn't go just to talk to somebody, you know? You deserve to get help. You know, I lost my mind at 15. >> I'm sorry to hear that. Nobody deserves to do to experience that. >> You got my drunk out. >> I sure did cuz you're already drunk. >> I'm not Kelsey. >> With this situation, normally we'd be like, "Girl, get drunk." But you don't have a room anywhere right now. >> So, well, you don't have it yet, girl. And you don't have an ID. If they don't leave me, but I I don't know where I'm going to go. >> Take you there shelter. >> I'm not going to shelter. >> Get yourself together for a second and act like you're not drunk and go in there and get a room. >> But when you go in there, you you've got to be on your best behavior. You can't act drunk. >> Listen, >> I'm just saying. >> Let me tell you something. >> Hi, ma'am. >> How are you? >> Okay, go. >> I would like to get a room today of one bed. She's practicing >> for today. >> Yes, she is practicing >> to be normal. And And how many of us? >> Yes. Uh, how many of us has not practiced human interactions at least once in our life? >> Um, a robot named Jim. >> Not a robot. I'm an android. >> No, no, he's raccoon stuffed into a trench coat. >> Am not raccoon stuffed in >> and he does try human interaction. He's just bad at it. >> Not bad at it. It's not my fault that my my my left knee uh raccoons fell asleep. >> Yes, it is entirely your fault. How is if I'm a collective of raccoons, then how is it my fault that the left knee, which or the right knee, which is known as the Phil raccoon, decided to go crazy at Gettysburg, wouldn't allow me to walk straight or at all. >> Yep. >> The filot. >> You didn't feed me. It's your own fault. might turn into expendance day. >> Just say for one day. Just leave it at that. Just say one day and then pay for one day. Tomorrow you can you can renew it or if you don't like this hotel, you can go somewhere else. Okay. All right. Let's go try to get you a room, girl. >> I've been here before. >> No. No. Kelsey, look. >> If there's a bell, I'm probably going to ring it, too. [Music] Yeah, she didn't like >> she didn't like >> Look at the >> Yeah, look at the the lady's face. It's like, oh, dear God. >> Well, it's not a good sign when two cops walk in with you when you're trying to get >> No, >> I know. I know the feeling. It's It's humiliating and horrible. It's horrible. Uh uh yeah. >> Judy, did you know about >> So she came from D. >> Hold on. Hold on. I can't hear you. Too straight. Go ahead. >> Judy, did you know Jim needed a wide around a fence? >> I heard about that. Listen, I've been in the same situation >> where >> like most folks are like, "Oh, we're just gonna walk down there and we're like, I'll see you in a minute." >> Yeah. >> I mean, offenses it it can be a fence sometimes. Absolutely. >> Yes. Even though it was like a foot, I could have just stepped over it, but my knee was not cooperating with anything but spinning around in a circle on it. So, >> got to get those back in order. Jim, >> wasn't my best time ever. Was not >> Wasn't your worst time either. That's that that's the, you know, real problem. >> Uh, yeah. And we can't even Well, we could blame the Vegomite because it was right afterwards. So, >> she's kind It's been a little rocky where she was at. So, she came here to try to get away from the situation. She went to days in. >> Yeah. They they don't want her there anymore just because of an issue that happened this morning. She spilled coffee all over and stuff like that. Um Yeah. So, I wanted to ask >> you try extended stay. >> Huh? You can try extended stay. I would love to. >> This isn't Yeah, we'll we'll go try to extended stay. Okay. They can't They can't do it without your ID. Okay. I have a picture of my >> They can't do it without it. Okay. Well, let's try. Yeah, we'll go over there. I'll go with you. We'll go with you. Come on. >> See my ID? >> Not of your ID, but we'll try to Yeah, we'll try to see if they'll do it. Okay. >> Yeah. I don't know. Bye. Have a good day. >> No one's going to accept your regular. >> We'll try. >> Yeah. The lady, as soon as she looked down, the lady's like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." >> Yep. >> Nope. >> It's liability. It's liability. >> Unfortunately, >> you understand they have they have liability that she like >> hurts herself or trashes a room or hurts somebody else. No thank you. >> Especially when you start the story well with the two police coming in. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yeah. She got kicked out of the days in. So >> Yep. >> And days in is almost impossible to get kicked out of. hurts. >> No, it's not. I've been kicked out of there. >> You've been kicked out of a days in? >> Yep. Many times. >> We had six people staying in a room and we didn't get kicked out at days in. >> You're not me. You're not me. >> Why did you set on fire? >> I'm brutal. GM >> bad. >> Yeah. So, what do you want to do? >> The problem was she was hanging out the windows, letting them all hang out. >> Yeah. >> I took it out. What else? Kind of worried. >> Huh? >> Kind of worried about that, though. >> What are you worried about? >> We got to get you. We got to get you somewhere, girl. >> Where do you want to go? Don't pay my $50 from them [ __ ] >> And so you only paid You paid for yesterday. You didn't pay. You didn't pay until today yet. You didn't pay today yet. >> Yes, I did. >> They're telling me you didn't. Okay. >> Yeah. Trick ass son. Let me give him $40. >> If we plug in your phone, can you call someone to come pick you up? >> Yeah. >> If we plug your phone in charge, >> will you be able to call someone? >> You don't have anyone that can come get you? Not a single person. Then you're going to have to go to jail. >> Unless you can think of a single person. >> We don't want to. But like, honey, we can't let you just be out on the street. >> I'm not. You are. >> I want you guys to take me to where my stuff is and get my ID. I can call him and he will let you guys get my ID. >> We can't go to >> No, we're not allowed. We cannot do that. We are not a taxi service. >> We can't go all the way to Avenue. >> Oh god. >> How did How did you get that room? >> How did you get that room? >> My best friend stayed there. >> The that guy. >> No. >> Okay. >> Who's your best friend? >> I'm telling you. >> You might know who it is. We can call. >> Well, that's what I'm saying. If we know, we can have >> Rob. We don't know Rob. >> Yeah, that's not going to help. Well, do you have Rob's number? That way you can call Rob and see if he can get you a hotel at another place other than here cuz they're not going to let you stay here. But >> oh sake, she's locked out of that phone for 51 minutes. >> Here are your options. You can either call you can charge your phone with the police department. You can call someone to come get you. Or you can call a a taxi >> or we can take you to the justice center. Those are your options. I'm not going to jail. >> Okay, then we'll take you to the PD. We'll charge your phone and you can figure out a ride from there. >> I'm not going there either. Just can't >> you would sit out in our lobby while we're charging your phone. Kelsey, we've got to figure something out. Okay. >> Do you have a charger? >> We're trying. >> We'll get her out of here in a second. Sorry. >> Everybody okay? Huh? >> What kind of phone you got? >> What kind of phone is the >> iPhone? Nice to see. >> You have the cord, right? You just need the box. >> Yeah, >> girl. Pull your pull your shirt up. >> We can We can charge your phone in our cruiser. >> I am cold, ma'am. >> I love you. >> You're running out. You're your my real thin. >> Let me Let me see that phone. So, is that this phone is not going to be used for an hour cuz you locked yourself out of it. This one I'm going to go plug it up in the car. Okay. >> That's fine, but you can't act a fool in the back seat. You just got to sit there. Okay. Cuz if you start acting a fool in the back seat, you're going to go to jail and we don't want that. But we're trying to do you a favor. Okay. All right. So, if Yeah. Let's get off Super's property. We'll go and sit in the car. Okay. While we try to figure something out. I have a sister for a second. >> Come on. [Applause] >> She can have it. Are you sure? >> You won't see it again. >> I know. It's fine. >> I think we're good on that. Let me double check. Thank you. >> That was nice of him. >> Then they gave you this jacket if you want it. >> Let me in. >> The one that you were talking to >> right there on the bench that gave you the square. >> Thank you. >> He said you can have that. That was nice of him. >> Hey, thank you. How far is the address she's wanting to go? >> 116. >> She's wanting to go back to her that her guy's feet beating her. So, >> yeah. No, we're not doing that. Okay. I didn't know that. I didn't know that that was the same place. >> We can't. No, we can't. We can barely take you there, let alone come in with you. >> You're lucky. They're Ubers now. >> We're freaking Ubers. >> Be responsible for your own behavior. >> Intoxicated. You're being very like Kelsey. I don't think you realize what we're trying to do. I think every other officer here would have had you in handcuffs on the way down to the jail by now. We're trying to do you a favor. >> I could smoke a cigarette. You just said yes. >> Okay. Yeah, but that was before they got off their property to women helping women on their property. >> She said [ __ ] you. >> There's a place you can go. She doesn't want to go >> cuz you don't have your ID. So, this is what we're going to do. >> Knock it off. >> Can you call someone to come pick you up? Yes or no? >> Yeah. >> Hey, who can you call? >> If you can uh >> We're going to walk inside and see you can make a phone call. Okay. >> I want to smoke. >> Okay. Well, we're going to go inside and call your sister. Okay. Oh, your money, honey. Come here. >> From there. So, >> you want this $10 you left. >> Okay. >> Quit. Get off my car or you're going to go to jail. Everything >> here is this. Call your sister or you're going to jail. That's enough. >> Not that very well. >> Call your sister. We're trying to help you, Kelsey. >> Very well. >> I'm sure you do. Call your sister, please. >> Very well. >> We don't want to go to jail. >> So, please. >> I like you more than I like her. You're being weird. >> Well, you're being a goon. Let's use your phone and call your sister. >> I've been through a lot. >> And we're That's why we're not taking you to jail right now, honey. All right. Call uh call your sister, please. I got your uh thing unlocked for that. >> Call your sister, please. Or a phone number for anybody to come pick you up. We just need I don't even care if it's your sister. We need somebody to come pick you up. Okay. >> Will you guys take me to them? >> They need to come pick you up. We can meet them somewhere in Springdale. >> Okay. >> Y'all are a joke. >> Call anybody. Call Rob. Call whoever your friends are. But somebody needs to come here and pick you up. >> Everybody has watch. >> That's what happens. >> You care to grab me a size medium gloves. Thank you. >> Smoothie. >> Bro, you get me a smoothie. >> All right. We believe in you. >> Oh, good lord. >> I'll I'll take a grilled cheese. Everyone under cheeses, and I really want one now. >> Grilled cheese. There you go. Call. You should be ringing. You should be ringing right now. Okay. Just call anyone. Okay. Please don't yell. Be care. Just No. No. Ma'am. Foot down. Foot down. Foot down. >> Ma'am, please stop. >> I'm not. Okay. >> Please. Please stop. >> Kelsey, call. >> I'm trying. My phone died again. Get your foot down. This is not a house. >> All right, we're done. Stand up. Let's go. You're not going to >> stand up. >> You're not going to do Okay, stand up. >> All right. No, I'm not. >> You're not listening in your We were just limited. >> Fine. You're not >> Kelsey. Why? >> Tried so hard with you, man. Come on now. Hey, >> lean up. We're not even on you, Kelsey. Lean up. >> Sit up. >> You didn't need to do this. >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Do >> you want to stop? Godamn. Yes. I can't. >> Let her go. >> Yeah. Let her go. >> All right. You're going to have to sit up, honey. >> No. >> Okay. later. >> All right. >> No, I'm about to get up. >> Okay. >> All right. >> Thank you. >> The suspect was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing official business. The suspect had an active warrant for a theft case from 2024 at the time of her arrest. >> Uh, of course she did. >> Okay. What were you saying, Taye? How how many times do you think these cops have done something nice only for it to bite them in the butt? >> Well, that one obviously ended up biting them in the butt. So, that's probably the last time they're going to be that patient with somebody. >> Yep. >> Uh >> u folks, we're at the end of another night. We went kind of late tonight. Thank you all for being here. Thank you to Miss Judy for being here. Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you to Mr. Hank for being here. >> Welcome. Welcome. >> Good night, everybody. >> And you all witnessed Pope Phil admit that Jim is the greatest in the world. And on that [Music] Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Tune in tomorrow where Jim will be back to being a conniving weasel.