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RCN Marathon: Corgi Palooza + Drunk Girl Marathon Pt. 2

Good morning everybody. >> I can show you how to be strong. Come on, follow me. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like what's up. I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I get back up. Get back up. Get back up. Get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma go. Heard you looking for a hero. Look up. Yeah. No more running from that bad guy. Don't worry about it. I'm right here. What's up? I know that journey being hard for you. Okay. I ain't giving up. We ain't giving up. I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I get back up. >> Welcome back everybody. If there's anybody actually here. Uh hello Mr. Pope. >> Out there. Is there anybody out there? >> Uh yeah. Where' the cast go? Oh, nobody come to this one. >> I told them to. I told them to. I don't know. I don't get to. >> Okay, let's see if this is >> Let's see if this the same link. I don't know. It sort of glitched out when I tried to start this stream. So, hopefully this stream is the same stream that we promoted because I don't know. So, you guys missed We have audience. >> Yeah, we've got four people. So, good. Uh, >> now we're down to two people. So, good. Uh, me and you. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, basically what happened was we had to switch over at 5:00 and it wouldn't let me go live with this one as scheduled until that one ended. So that one ended. Then this one started to start and then this one crapped out and I had to start it again. So >> we are now here. Uh we've got three whole people watching and hello everybody. Uh >> hello everybody. Hello. Tell all your friends. So, you missed the fact that we promised that we would I would be on uh I would be on doing this uh >> doing exercise bike. Sorry. >> What? >> And the fact is at the end of exercise bike I get up and my knee gives out and I almost die on camera and you completely miss it. You are oblivious. I'm struggling to not fully f fall on my ass. And you're just talking away like nothing happened. Just talk talking. That's >> Yeah. >> Talk talking. >> Can I sit? What can I say? >> That's uh just so much fun. Uh yeah. So my knee is okay. It just didn't like sitting there for half an hour on the exercise bike, which yes, that was me for half an hour just graining my legs away. >> You need to be, you know, you need to be careful with those because we had one um an accident uh with a lady on a recumbent bike. >> Yes. Which that is >> Yeah. to decides to ride across the uh the highway. It's on a rural bike trail, you know, and decides >> blasting through the thing. Gets run over by a dump truck. >> Well, this doesn't have a back wheel, so I'm not going anywhere. Hey, Gia. >> Hey. >> Hey. So, >> you know, they I heard that accident report. I'm like, there's no way that dump truck would have seen her. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm sitting on my butt. And yes, Gia, you missed me falling over. So, my knee >> uh cuz it was live streamed. It was there. It was You guys had me on screen. My knee gave out. >> Yes, it was. You You had me in the corner on on video. Oh, >> and nobody noticed that Phil almost got his wish of me dying on camera cuz I stood up and my knee went out and I fell over and didn't go all the way down. But I knew if I didn't catch myself, I would have been lying there dead for like an hour before Phil even noticed. >> More than that, probably tomorrow. >> Okay. My dream isn't that you die on camera. My dream is that we go viral because you died on >> because you die on camera. Yes. So there you go. So >> I missed it. It didn't happen because I missed it. >> Yeah, everyone apparently missed it. If you go back on the last live live stream, uh I did put up the link. The real new link is up cuz it died and started again apparently. So Mr. Parson, if you're out there, someone ping Parson and give him this link, please, cuz he's out there lost and alone. >> So, what was the count that you guys left off on when uh we added two more? >> So, you're at 21. >> Yeah, >> you're at 21. Okay. Uh we will be giving Mr. Newman a chance >> the guy to anybody. Yeah. >> Oh, we weren't doing that. Sorry. Never mind. >> The racist dude. Yeah, we did not marry the racist dude to anybody. >> I don't know what you're talking about, but still. Uh Mr. Newman will be joining us at some time to briefly come on and talk about court stuff as we just lost Gia again. Uh her VPN probably. Let's try it again. >> VP my VPN. My VPN. But he >> as soon as I say Newman, you disappear. So, we're like, okay, >> that's uh he will be stopping by at some point uh to talk about the updates in his case. We do have a preview of the Fred Troll uh case as of next week because the same lawyer is representing someone else and made his filing of the replies yesterday. So, hey Jared. So we will uh we may talk about that. We may talk about a few things whatever he can talk about since it is active litigation now. There are a few things he can't talk about. >> I'm going to use my trust attorney to sue everybody. >> Okay. >> Yep. >> Why are you suing everybody? >> I don't know. It's something >> Well, the boy is home and the boy will be eating his taco later. So, >> did the food arrive? >> No, not yet. >> Okay. All right. >> I think you set it for 6 6 something. >> 5:40 to 610 or something like that. >> Yeah, we got time. I'm not very hungry yet. So, >> uh, a little more time would be fine since it's probably going to be a ton of food. Uh, is it your end with the dtutter? I don't know what the dtutter is. stutter. Uh, it might be uh I'm not doing anything. >> Yeah. 5:40 5:40 to 6:00. Jim, >> okay. Uh >> oh, they just confirmed your order just now. >> Okay, good. >> Cool. >> Door Dash is good about that. >> It might be on my end. uh cuz it is trying to Yeah, it I told one drive not to sync during this and of course it's syncing during this. So that's one of the issues we're going to take care of tomorrow when I'm partially offline reformatting this computer and figuring out why it's dying all the time lately. It doesn't like rendering at all. It does not like those minute the minute renderings. I think it's afraid of Rean Benson. >> I still can't figure out my issue either. No idea what >> and nobody will help me. >> Clean up. >> I ask for help, nobody helps me. They ask me for help, I help. >> Somebody help, Gia. Please figure I'll assign Pants to you and Pants can come live at the house and be your >> tech handyman. >> Please. >> Tech handyman. Uh yeah. Uh other than that, uh at 8:00 uh Eastern time, 7:00 we're at Count, 6:00 Mountain, and 5 5:00 over on the West Coast. Uh Mr. Pope Phil, who's going to be with us with you? >> Um it looks like the band will, although we're not exactly sure about Judy, but I think Mark and Syd. Okay. Uh, Judy said she had something, but she attentively agreed to the time. >> Yes, she did attentively agree to the time and if it works out, she will be here. >> Okay. So, >> won't give me his address, so he's not getting a gift box. So, [ __ ] him. >> Why? Where did NCR go anyway? Was he >> I don't know, but he obviously doesn't trust me with his address. Pope sent me his like in two seconds. Yeah, because Pope knows what a good thing when you get it. >> Well, I'm I'm loyal and I'm honest. I would never do anything to compromise that. Never. >> Right. >> Never. >> With all of her mild context, she could find it anyway. So, it's, you know, not moving. >> Yeah. I got I got drones nationally now. So with facial recognition. So you know go ahead and try go ahead and try. >> Yep. >> Uh that's what I was watching while I was on exercise bike. More drone stuff in the Ukrainians. So uh how how they're uh they're using shotgun shells loaded with nets in order to capture drones now. >> Yeah. So that's pretty cool. >> Now >> yes, >> given given how >> given how that warfare is going, what we really need to do is train our troops on urban combat by sending them into cities to arrest people. >> Yeah. >> Because that's how wars are going to be fought. >> Yes. And G we trust. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. When every anybody back bad mouths me on YouTube, I say ask around. Just ask around about Chia. Just ask. >> Yeah. You'll find out. >> I'm not going to defend something that's a lie, >> right? >> Yeah. Uh yeah. And I I if you're I if you're really cross GIA, you might get a visit from >> Yeah. from, you know, you have you have there's a Jersey Phil we've heard of now, Phil, who's not you. >> Jersey Phil. >> Jersey. >> Jersey Phil, who is somewhat of a fixer is what we heard. >> Oh, >> he is. >> Keep it coming. Keep it coming. Yep. >> Yeah. So, so >> yeah, Jersey. Yeah. Well, all those landfills, you know, helps to bury things. >> Yeah. And all those holes, you know, she owns more holes in Nevada. >> Tunnels. >> Tunnels >> where where people have just disappeared, you know, not the holes that NCR talks about, but holes in the desert. My my question is do do any of her holes are are they all dried up like a desert or any child? >> They're dead filled in holes. They're filled in. Something has been dropped in and then sealed. >> That's another >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. I live in a retirement village. I'm 86 years old and I clean toilets for work. Yep. >> That's right. >> Truth. All truth. Yep. >> And and all the YouTubers >> Yep. I do. >> I control the narrative everywhere. >> That's right. That's right. If you if she wants you gone, she'll touch the side of her nose and that's that. >> Yeah. >> She just be like, "Uh-huh." and she'll she'll put her finger up to the side of her nose. Zoe will get the signal and that's that. You're done. You're done. Cuz Zoe will activate the the the powers of Gia. That's right. That's right. Yeah. So, uh while we were out, I did check up on the Carolina thing. Uh, according to Fudtor Troll, she is in the the two charges are her old charges. She was rebooked for them because she's in violation of the probation. Uh again, from last time she was in what we were told by Carolina, which it's coming from Carolina, so yeah, take it with a grain of salt. Uh was that she would be held until uh such time as uh what do you call it? Such time as she sees a judge. and seeing that well it's Saturday Sunday uh the court system is closed on Monday for a federal holiday. Uh she may be in for a while. So we'll see what happens cuz I thought the little bond amounts were a little too low because last time she was booked it was compounding. So, she was up to like $8,000 for these uh this type of an offense. So, yeah, we'll see what's real, what's imagined, and what pans out over the weekend. But yeah, no one has gone live in her defense, not even Beey Watchdog yet. So, I'm sure they're trying to figure it out and seeing if she actually gets bail or these are the placeholders for Bond. That said, that's our catchup of the moment. Uh, Chile Castro last night did not disclose anything about the Irish demon lawsuit where the uh, clerk finally filed the default. Remember, it's not a default judgment as of yet. The judge still has to sign off of on it. They still have to prove damages and have to go forward with that. I don't know how much of that we can ask Mr. Newman about when he does come on later tonight. >> Prove damages. successfully. >> Well, he was off the air for 4 days and uh he ended up uh he ended up being limited by YouTube based on all the porn. So, sadly, there may actually be a case for Chile to get >> YouTube proves it. YouTube proves it. >> They would prove it through YouTube's metrics, I guess. Uh, and then they would probably, I'm assuming they would go through, and now this is us assuming without talking to Mr. Newman as to what he can say about it, but I'm assuming they'd go after uh all of Demon's many channels on YouTube for the uh actual what do you call it? For the actual uh whatever monetary damages, they just put a lean against that. So, we'll see what happens. Uh, I see Smurf watch transparency is live. Uh, I'm surprised >> what >> if YouTube's really looking into Chile's channel, aren't they going to see all the bot subscribers? And I mean >> I don't think YouTube if there was bot subscribers and we're not saying there is uh bot subscribers we are not making that an official thing but if there are I don't think they care at this point. >> Okay. >> And so much of it is weird. like I'm starting to look into more we had started going into play bill and looking at the concurrent users for this this the algorithm and when he peaks out now I know uh that that LIA Long Island Audit has a bigger user base but I also know that LIA when he goes live he gets 8,000 concurrent and he sticks, you know, they stick around. It it it's not like Chile where he peaks at something like 2,000 concurrent viewers and they're gone within 50 seconds. >> You know, they they that that 2,000 goes to 800 within 50 seconds, literally. So when Chile hits the vertical stream, no one sticks around. You know, very very few stick around with Chile. Lia, on the other hand, when he goes live, he goes live in horizontal format and his folks are not uh temporary viewers. They are people who are actually making the decision to tune in because he's not being fed through the shorts feed. and he somehow makes more money and makes more actual viewers who stay longer than Chile's branding. It's very weird. So, we'll see. >> Yeah, I don't understand it enough to look at all that. >> I'm just, you know, I'm just here for the entertainment and the laughs. >> Yeah, it's fast fast food versus sitdown dining. We are considered sit-down dining. That's why we bring in 12 people. >> Well, if we were in vertical format, we'd bring in uh 20 people. So, >> uh cuz it gets sent to the short stream and short stream doesn't care, you know, they throw anything out there. >> There's a there's a priority to a a vertical stream. So, we used to try it for this la uh last year. Yeah. And our we we'd go up from 12 people to 20 people. So yeah. Anywho, I know Parson is upset with the world, but that's what Parson is. Uh that's what Parsons are for. But for now, we're going to jump right back into the 21-year-old drunk girl found passed out uh against uh her steering wheel. See if I can find it. >> As Mrs. Pope Field Phil is talking in the background. >> Dropped her off and I was just following behind her. >> Try to find her first. >> Do you know what time you dropped her off? >> What was Do you know the last time you saw her? >> Do you know the time? >> I don't. >> Almost 4:00 a.m. >> Yeah, it was it was late. >> Okay. >> It was like 3 something. I don't I don't >> Was it around this area? >> Of course. Yeah. And she was trying This is where like her phone was like said it was at >> was pinging. >> Nice. >> She wearing like a brown dress or black dress. >> No. >> No, she was wearing shut this door again. >> But don't >> What? We're We're going to go up to the office. paper. >> Of course you >> try to get you home. Okay. Do >> you have a cell phone in here? No. >> Ma'am, do you have a cell phone in your car? >> I don't. She has it. >> She has your phone. >> Her friend, she said her friend was trying to use hers to do the find my phone thing. >> Okay. So, >> all right. Thank you. >> I can head to her. >> See if you can get a hold of someone. Pick her up. >> Yeah. >> Thank you. >> Such a cutie. >> We're going to walk in now. Take those handcuffs off you. Okay. >> My little I just gave her a chewy it in her mouth. >> Oh, you just just as the woman reappeared on the screen, you went such a cutie pie. >> Oh, >> it was perfect timing. I just leave it on and I walked away and came back and Sorry. >> Can I have something to wipe my >> I We I can get you something inside. I don't have anything with me. I'm sorry. >> Walk this way. >> Yeah. Weird top. >> It's like just tied in front. It's like no bra or anything. It's bizarre. >> And it's crooked. >> It's bizarre. >> And she has paused. >> You're going to be okay. You're not going to get hurt. >> No, I'm not scared. I'm not scared of you. >> I understand you got some stuff you got to deal with. I I get that. But I I can say that >> I know I know I was in the wrong and I know that I shouldn't have done it and I I'm not blaming you at all. >> I'm going to get those cuffs off you. We can go in here. Hopefully getting those things off will help a little bit and we're going to sit you down. >> Conversation is over, lady. >> It's just >> I don't know what's going >> I can tell you it's not the end of the world, but it is something we're going to have to deal with. Okay. Then turn right through here. And we're going to go straight back this way. >> We have to go straight back here. >> What? >> No. >> About to change everything. >> I'm going to take you back here and take your handcuffs off and then we're going to You're going to sit down on a bench. >> I know. I completely get it. I completely get it. >> No. And we did just start a goal on super chats if anyone wants to participate. It's completely optional, but that's the way we get paid. >> Taste that glass. >> Well, I gave you 20 this morning. >> Yes, you did. Thank you for that. >> You got a couple this morning, didn't you? So, did you keep count? >> Uh, well, not towards this goal. This is a new goal and it's for any amount. So, even a dollar. Even a dollar will count. >> All right. Go ahead and just take a seat right in here for me, please. I have to grab some paperwork. I'm going have to read you. This officer is going to be able to give you the option to take a breath sample on the Intoxilizer, and then we'll be done. Okay. I'm hoping you can get your home. >> Okay, I'm going to read this to you. Okay, so you are now under arrest for physical control. That's operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol, drug, or a combination of them. >> I think the last time I cried is when Henry died. Chemical test by law. Your high driver privileges will be suspended. >> I cry with real emotion. This seems like You know, >> I'm on >> too much sinus stuff to actually produce tears. So, I don't cry. It just It's weird. >> It I I can't get that lasic eye surgery for the same reason. I just It doesn't produce enough moisture in my eyes to >> Fake dog for governor. Knock it off. Uh, what if we want the cats to eat Jim? Uh, 10 bucks person. 10 bucks. That's it. 10 bucks person. 10 bucks. >> 10 bucks a toe. 10 bucks a >> 10 bucks a toe. That's it. Oh, good lord. I already knew. We had a cat named Romeo. And I knew that if I had died while Romeo was alive, Yeah. he would have eaten my body. You would just just That's it. That's That's it. Uh Parson, no, you cannot bribe the cats directly because they even though Molly is watching intently right now, she does not know how to use the keyboard as a >> that's what you think >> though. The weird thing is yesterday when I came back to stream at uh 8:00 yesterday, the Windows key on my computer was missing. >> And that one >> check. I I found it I found it over by the refrigerator, which is like 6 ft to the left of me, >> but someone would have had to have pried that off to play with it and and taken it all the way over to the side of the room. >> Jim has Jim has 17 toes. >> Yes, 17. That's it. Yes. Uh, and the other news, remember this week, uh, Long Island Audit announced he's running he is running in the future for some sort of political office. >> Doesn't he have a felony? >> I think he does, but does it count? >> I don't know. It should. >> He is going to be running in uh he said it was TR uh New York Strong or Strong Island. Strong Island. >> Uhhuh. >> You'll be running in Strong Island. Remember Josh Abrams ran for something last year and lost and then said it was all a conspiracy. >> Yeah, of course. >> And then he tried to get the other guy disqualified cuz the other guy was standing 100 yards away from the uh polling place. >> Yes. >> On election night. And he wanted him disqualified so he could begin his term. So, uh, whale vomit. These ones on this keyboard and this keyboard was actually, I believe this was a donation from Parson last year. Uh, this keyboard basically to get the Windows key out, you really have to there's no way to get like your thumb underneath there from the front. You have to do something from the side to get it to pop out. So, someone really wanted my Windows key cuz I can't duplicate it. I can't figure out what the hell they did. You have to pay a fee to have the privileges reinstated. If you take a chemical test, you can have an independent chemical test at your own expense. Oh, take this back. That being said, would you like to provide a breath sample? >> I have to, don't I? >> You don't have to. You you can say no. >> Well, no. I mean, yeah. >> Okay. All right. >> We'll go ahead and take a step up here. We're going to go ahead and just follow this officer right here. >> Can I talk to you really quick? I want to talk to you. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay. You take a seat. Sit down. Relax for a second, please. I don't want you to fall over. You're very >> I want you to >> Oh, I I can't come in there because it's a holy sound. I have a gun on. I can talk to you right here. >> But can I hold your hand for a second? >> I I understand you're you're very stressed out right now. >> No, I >> We're going to go in here and take a seat. Okay. >> Welcome back. back. Matt, >> you don't want him. Is that Zoe said? >> Unfortunately, he he's the one who's running the machine. >> I know. I know. I know. I >> He He hasn't been here. >> I just want a second. >> He He wasn't even involved. He He's been sitting up here. >> I just want a second to talk to you. >> Okay. I I I'll go ahead and step over here. >> Okay. >> All right. I'm going to take my hand back. Okay. Why does she not want? >> Unfortunately, the last part of this is taking the the breath sample and then just throwing out some paper to >> You don't have to. I told you it's a yes or a no. You have that option. >> But but I have to, don't I? >> No. >> If you want to refuse, that's okay. I just have to mark it as a refusal, though. >> It's up to you. >> She loses her license for a year, right? But really >> on most dates. Yes. >> I'm sorry. >> I know. I know. I know. I know. You're sorry. >> Unfortunately, I can't I can't do anything else. I'm just doing my job right now. >> I know. I know you are. >> Okay. We're going to jump away from the whining. >> Okay. >> I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh at you. >> No, that's all right. >> I didn't know she's laughing. >> I know. >> I was just laughing. >> She's laughing at the situation. >> There's the top again. Oh, >> I was laughing cuz you asked how I was doing. >> We donated to the Kitty Fund last week. >> You did. In fact, we were stocked up for about 30 days on food uh wet food for everybody. I I pitched in and got the tuna fish and I'll stick tuna fish on uh the list because Amazon has better deals on tuna fish than locally. So, uh one can of tuna feeds five cats, believe it or not. So, yeah. Why does that Why is that >> the other other officer? >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah, we have the most wellfed animals. >> Stray cats on earth right now thanks to you guys. >> Uh though I did I did uh notice something, Gia. But >> the cat named after you is always first outside uh for the wet food except when it's cold outside. When it's cold outside, you do not see her. >> She does not like the cold. So >> there you go. She's more like you. >> Yeah, literally. I don't see I see uh Jakey the black cat. I see uh pretty too, but I do not see Frodo and I do not see Gia whenever it's below 40 degrees outside. Let let alone I don't see the raccoons because the raccoons don't like cold. So that and I didn't see the skunks this morning which was nice. So >> maybe their little feet are sensitive to the cold ground. >> I don't know. But when it gets cold, we don't get skunks. And that's kind of nice at times. That's because the skunks are now living under the porch. And there are four of them. And that's why I feed everybody away from the house now. So, the skunks have like 30 feet uh in they're along the the ramp out my dad's old uh handicap ramp. But if they're fed, they don't get angry and spray you, which is nice. And then it'll be back. You go to school here. >> You go you go to school. >> Yeah. [Music] God, is there any way that I could say this after Father's Day? >> About what? Well, I mean, I can tell my parents after Father's Day or >> You don't have to tell your insurance until you're over the age of 18. >> Insurance company is going to do a little series of uh want to tell >> pops, clicks, and beeps and stuff like that. It's basically just checking itself. >> Um, and then what it's going to have you do, what I'm going to have you do is I'm going to have you provide two samples. Okay. What you're going to do is you're going to take a big deep breath and then you're going to blow like you're blowing >> through a straw trying to blow up a balloon. Okay. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] She's just crying. >> Oh, Jesus. Lady, just do it. I'm I'm so sorry. >> That's all right. >> I'm ready. >> A second. >> I'm sorry. [Music] [Applause] >> Yeah, we're skipping some of this. >> Where Where is home at for you? It's good. All right. So, hold on a second. So, the same thing like you did last time, but just big deep breath. Okay. >> I was drinking cuz of you, Dad. You >> Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. That's good. >> There you go. Good. Stick that off. >> Oh crap, I missed it. >> 157. Oh >> yeah. Let's go back one. Her breath alcohol level was.157 BAC. She was charged with having physical control of a motor vehicle under the influence. On August 18th, 2025, she plead guilty to the charge. She was fined $100 plus court costs. Her license was suspended for one year and she was placed on probation for two years. >> Wow. >> That's what we got. >> Brilliant. >> Uh now this next one, I don't know if we've seen it before, but dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to uh Phil, are you with us? Yes, I am. Yes, I do. >> Okay. Do your dearly beloved for NCR number 22. >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for NCR 22. NCR 22 as he makes a run for the record. >> Woman of I'm sure the highest quality standards. Do you take the low quality MCR to be your lawfully weded YouTube spouse? >> Hit me baby one more time. >> NCR, do you take this woman who's clearly way above your pay grade to be your lovely wedded YouTube spouse? >> I love her. I don't love anyone. I don't even love myself. But I love this woman. >> Me by Dr. Pepper, the official soft drink of college football. I now pronounce you you two a husband and spouse. You may kiss the bride. >> Oh joy. >> 75. I'm out on a traffic crush. >> Oh joy. Baby. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> Hey, what's going on guys? Hey, how are you? >> Anybody hurt? >> Uh, no. >> No, we're good at Thank you. >> You're good? >> Yeah, everything's good. >> Okay. Well, I mean, everything's not good. You ran your car. >> No, you're right. You're right. You're right. >> This car like got in the way. >> All right. You guys are both in this car? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> I know. Was anyone in this car? >> No. >> We accidentally like I guess trying to pass by and we hit it and we >> Sorry. Just relax. Uh, who's driving >> this? Okay. So, nobody was in that car, but she said this car got in the way. Uh, okay. And I think we've seen this one before, but we'll watch it again because it's a good one. >> You are. Can I get your driver's license and insurance information for the car, please? >> You're the passenger. >> I was. I says the air. Why don't you give me a blat right there? We have medics come check you out. We have to have them do that. Everybody, just come out and have a seat over here with them. Okay. >> Sir, you have your ID with you? >> No, >> I'm a passenger. >> Yeah, I know. >> No problem at all. You know what I mean? >> Yeah, but you're a passenger that was involved in the crash. So, we have to list you on the crash report being >> No, no, no. >> Elizabeth, hi. My name is Officer Andrade with the Key West Police. I'm going to be doing the U crash report here. Um, you were driving this car right here. You were coming in this direction and >> it's an accidental flip, you know. >> So, so then what happened as you're as you're driving? What happened? >> There is a girl in purple in the background. Phil, are you with us? Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today as we have a twofer. A surprise twofer with a girl who's pretty and purple. Girl pretty and purple. Do you take NCR to be your lawfully weathered YouTube spouse to honor cherish and to overlook his affinity for black fashion wear? >> I'm not waiting for that bastard Ducky. NCR is better than Ducky. And NCR, do you take this woman to be your lovely wooded YouTube spouse because she's as close to Goth as Jim and I know? >> I may not know Goth, but I know John Hughes movies and Pretty and Pink was my favorite. >> By the power invested in me by the estate of John Hughes and Pretty and Purple and Purple Flower, the cleaning product. I now pronounce you to in life you may kiss. >> That's number 23 folks. 23 basically >> just let her let her answer. She's capable. >> Yeah. This vehicle seemed to be out of the way. >> The vehicle seemed to be out of the way. Okay. And then what what happened? You just >> kind of >> sideswiped it. Sideswiped into it. >> Uh, it seems. Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. And I understand nobody's hurt, right? >> How fast do you think you were going? >> 10 miles an hour >> approximately. >> Five 5 miles. >> 5 miles an hour. Okay. So, you were going down here about 5 miles an hour and you just hit this vehicle here. >> Sir, >> yeah. You want her? >> No, it's fine. It's fine. >> I didn't mean to answer. >> She already told you that she was talking. Just like let her talk. >> Hello. >> Hi. How are you? >> I'm good. I'm opposite your door. You guys all right, though? >> Yes, sir. >> Good. You look a little shaken up. You all right? >> Yeah, we just clipped it on accident. >> Yeah. >> Where you guys going? Just to hang out downtown or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Just going to go home. >> Trying to go home. Okay, I got you. Well, officer Andrade is going to take care of some information about the accident and then we'll >> Yes, sir. >> take it from there. >> Where you guys from? >> We're from Virginia. >> Both of you guys? >> Yes, sir. >> Are you guys like together? >> We are. We're married. >> Married. There you go. >> So, listen. Um, Elizabeth, so that concludes my uh crash investigation. The crash investigation is now over. Okay. Um, >> I'm going to Elizabeth, before you take off, I'm going to borrow you over here on this side real quick. I just need to talk to you for a little bit more. You can stay here. Yes, sir. >> All right. Um, Elizabeth, if you want to follow me, please. >> Am I allowed to take photos of the >> Well, yeah, you can get to it right after. Yeah. Yeah, you can get to right. I'm just going to talk to you about a little something over here if you want to come this way. >> All right, Elizabeth. So, like officer Andrade mentioned, um the crash >> the crash investigation um he completed. >> Okay. Where'd you go? Phil disappears. So, Phil disappears. That's wonderful. Uh look at my icon. Whale vomit. I am Mine is a super corgi. It's the super corgi icon. See right there? Super corgi. Of course, I can't get over here. And there is Phil. Phil doesn't have a super corgi. He has an awful rotty, but his rotten rotty doesn't kill my super corgi cuz the super corgi has powers. Right, Phil? >> Um, I don't know about your super corgi powers, but uh NCR donated his radioactive spleen, so the paparati will soon have her superpowers. See, there is corgis here. Corgisorgi. >> What? >> Oh my gosh. The neighbor dog. Oh my gosh. We have to have a conipion about it. The neighbor dog's outside. >> Uhoh. >> Oh no. >> So So is it uh Mr. Pope Phil, is it just a coincidence that the computer started crashing all the time once I started doing the renders of Rean Benson chewing gum? >> No, it is not a coincidence. >> The computer is suiciding or or unaling itself. >> Even your computer knows how creepy that is. >> Yes. So, Rean Benson chewing gum must too talk about it. What? >> My My voice cracking. >> My voice is mine. >> By the way, somebody energy level is back to normal. >> Oh, hers. Good. >> Good. Good. Oh, good lord. Uh huh. Zoe is just a figment of someone's imagination. Okay. Okay. So now I'm going to go into my portion. I'm officer with US police department and I'm going to begin a driving under the influence investigation. >> Girl walking dog. >> Hope Phil Hopeville girl walking dog. Let's go back. >> Hello beloved. We're gathered here today at the site of this wonderful uh site which is person dressed as a woman walking a dog. NZR, do you take this woman who I swear is not person dressed in disguise walking a dog to be your law awfully wed doggy mommy? >> I do. I love doggies and I would like her to put a leash on me. And doggy mommy, do you promise to love honor and leash and of course house train and perhaps probably neuter NCR? >> I do. I'm a girl for real. Yo, [Laughter] >> I'm not part in disguise. >> What do you think the picture is of me? Do you think that's me? Do you think I have ginormous ears and whiskers? by the people moving right along from that. >> I'm just reading the sideh. We are out of control. >> YouTube husband and wife number 29. 29. >> You know it's I thought it No, it was 23 but still >> 24. 24. or 23 left. >> 24. >> We've got 12 more. 12 more >> influence investigation. Okay. DUI investigation. All right. Before that starts, I'm going to have to read you something. Okay. Um, like I said, this doesn't mean you're going to jail or anything like that. This just means I have to read you this. Um, just because one, it's part of my job and I'm going to be asking you questions if it gets to that point. Okay? Certain questions. All right? So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present while you are being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before any questioning if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you? >> Mhm. >> Okay. Um, have you asked any law enforcement officer to speak to an another attorney? >> No. Okay. Having these rights in mind, do you wish to talk to us or make any statements? >> Yes, that's exactly what >> Sorry, what was that? So having these rights in mind, the ones that I explained to you, um are you willing to talk to us or Yes. Okay. All right. So to begin with, you mind stepping that way a little bit more, bus. Yeah. Just walking to the other side of the car. Thank you, brother. >> Um All right. So where are you coming from right now? >> Uh we went to dinner. >> Okay. Where was dinner at? >> Yep. >> Um further down the hallway. I >> That's why you're not familiar. Do you remember the name of the restaurant? I don't. I'm sorry. >> No worries. No worries. All right. Um, how long ago were you guys at dinner? You just just coming from there or did you eat dinner and walk like drove around or? >> Yeah. Um, I would say about an hour from the time that we had dinner. We had like parked and then walked around. So, >> Okay. All right. Did you have anything to drink at dinner or anything like that? Like any alcoholic beverages? >> Yeah, but it was like a long time ago. So, >> a long time ago. Okay. What's a long time ago? Like, if you could >> You mean an hour? >> Maybe an hour. Okay. But that was at dinner, correct? Okay. What did you have to drink? What did you have to drink? >> What's that? >> My name changed again. >> What? >> Uh, yeah. You're the final boss. >> You're the boss of all bosses. >> Oh, okay. >> You like the boss of all bosses. >> Okay. >> The final boss. That means they have to get through all the big heavy hitters until they get to you and then you slam them down and do whatever you're going to do to them. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, that sounds like >> I have a champagne. >> Champagne? Okay. Um, just one glass or one glass. Okay. Do you know what type of champagne? Maybe. >> Yeah. >> Okay. No worries. All right. So, one glass. >> What's that, Pope? You're muffled. >> Apparently that girl found that joke funny. I said so she's Europe. The final countdown. >> There you go. Uh the girl is heavily heavily schlloed. So >> schlloed schlloed. >> That's a technical >> boiled. Boiled. >> Boiled. That's a Jimmy. >> Oh, that would be if you were in Massachusetts. >> Oh, okay. Oh, so in Florida she's just drunk as a skunk. >> Uh, as a gator. Drunk as a gator. >> Drunk as a gator. >> Campaign at dinner. Um, and then after dinner, what happened after that? Did you guys just drive around some more or >> We just kind of walked around. >> Okay. Walked around. Okay. For how long did you walk around? >> Bear, I think it's a dress, not a tan. >> An hour. >> About an hour until you got back to your vehicle. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Where did you Where was your vehicle parked? Like where did you walk to? >> It was in the same area. >> In the same area. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Um, >> what was I going to say? What time do you think it is right now? >> Girl in the background. >> Girl in background and hot shorts. >> Beloved, we're gathered here today for a special occasion of a girl in background in hot shorts. Hot shorts. Girl in hot shorts. Do you take NZR to be your lovely wedded YouTube husband despite the fact that he only wears long pants? >> Does he have any money? I'm his. >> Yes, he has $5 in his pocket. NZR, do you take this woman in those hot shorts? Give me your lovely wedding YouTube spouse. >> Bill, why do you do this? >> Where is he? >> Did he just bail? >> Yeah, he did. Power vested in me by hot pockets. I now pronounce you you long pants man and a hot short woman. That's 25, folks. That's 25. We need 11 more by the end of the broadcast at 9:00 Easternish or whenever the hell Phil gets off because I'm going to bed. So, and I just threw my mouse across the room. Uh bastard. >> Yeah, you can guess. >> Oh, look. Two more women. >> Two more random. >> Pathetic. >> Yes. Two more random women. Phil, >> my beloved were gathered here today to this special occasion to marry off thing one and thing two to NR. thing one to you promised to take to be your lawfully weded husband. >> Why don't you just a baseball game and everybody in the crowd and get them all married at once? >> I was going to do that. >> Me, too. Do you do you take NZR to be your lovely witted YouTube husband? >> Sure thing. Everybody's doing it >> by the power vested in me, not by Dr. Seuss because we don't want to get sued. So, we have nothing to do with Dr. Seuss and thing one and thing two. I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. >> That's >> and husband and wife. >> That's 27 folks. And did anyone realize why I picked this video even though we've already seen it? >> Because it has so many uh opportunities. >> Yes. Cheap bastard. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. >> Just for the food. >> Your food has been dropped off. You cheap bastard. >> Oh, I didn't know the food's been dropped off. I don't know if they know the food's been dropped off. >> That's why I'm telling you, you cheap bastard. >> Okay, I'm getting up. Let's see if my knee gives out again. >> Yeah, if you could guess, what time do you think it is? >> Um, almost midnight. >> Okay. All right, cool. Um, all right. So, I'm going to read you something else. All right, I want you to listen. Okay, so um, are you willing to submit to field sobriety exercises to dispel my belief that you were under the influence of alcoholic beverages or chemical or controlled substances to the extent that your normal faculties are impaired? >> Am I willing to >> Right. Are you willing to submit to the field soiety exercises so that you could Yeah, >> you are. Okay, perfect. >> All right. Um, are you sick or injured or anything like that? >> No. >> All right. Are you diabetic? >> No. >> Epileptic or anything like that? >> No. I do have ADHD. >> Okay. All right. Any inner ear problems? >> No. >> Here. Why don't you step? I don't want you to follow the curve. We can move over this way a little bit. Yeah. All right. Any um issues with mobility or anything like that? >> No. All right. Any prosthetic legs? Prosthetic any body parts? Oh, no prosthetics. All right. Any glass eyes? Blindness in any eye? No. >> Okay. Do you wear any contacts or do you wear glasses? >> No. All right. [Music] All right. So, it's it's three exercises. I'm going to have you walk I'm going to walk you through them as well. Okay. So, the first one I'm the first one that's going to happen is I'm going to check your eyes. Okay. So, what I want you to do is I want you to stand with your feet together like this. All right. And I'm going to have you I'm going to have your hands to your side. All right. So, you're going to stay in this position. Okay. What I want you to do is I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right? I don't want you to I want you to follow the pen with your eyes only. Okay? Try not to move your head or anything like that. Okay? You understand? All right? Keep looking at it for me. All right? [Music] Just keep looking at the tip. There you go. [Music] >> Keep your head straight from me. Okay. Just follow with your eyes. I would if um if you didn't have the circumstance All right. So, the next the next exercise we're going to do is going to be it's called the walk and turn. All right. So, what I'm going to have you do All right. We could we could use this. All right. So, what I'm going to have you do is I'm going to have you stand over here for me. Just walk this way, please. All right. Be careful. You all right? >> Right here. >> Uh, no. I'm going to have you here and you're just going to face face me on this side. Stand over here. All right. Turn around and face me. All right. So, because there's no line, we're going to use an imaginary line. Okay. Um, do you see any debris or anything like that in in the middle of the street? No debris. >> There's that weird >> that weird stick. All right. Let's kick that out the way. There you go. All right. Any other debris you see, it's clear debris, right? >> Okay. >> Okay. So, what I'm going to have you do, all right, is I'm going to have you get into the starting position. Okay. But I don't want you to begin until I finish finish the instructions. All right. So, the starting position is I'm going to have you put your left foot on the imaginary line. All right? And then I'm going to have you bring your right foot in front of the left foot, heel to toe touching. All right? You're going to stay in this position until I finish the instructions. Also, I'm going to have you bring your arms to your side. All right? And you're going to stay in this position. Understand? Until I tell you to begin the exercise. All right? So, what I'm going to have you do is I'm going to have you take nine heel to toe steps. All right? So, it's going to look something like this. All right? You're going to look down at your feet and you're going to count out to nine. So, one, two, three, so on, so on until you hit your ninth step. All right, on your ninth step, you're going to take a series of small steps, keeping your left foot on the line, and bringing your right foot back onto the line. All right, once you're here in this position, again, you're going to walk nine several steps back, counting out loud, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, so on so on until you feel like you finished. All right, so >> I'm going to have you back in the starting position. Don't worry. >> Yep. >> Good. >> All right. >> All right. Try to have your heel touching your toe. Okay. >> Okay, I'm back. We lucked out, Gia. We lucked out. You're with us, Gia. Excuse me. Hope you're with us. >> Yes, I am. How's your luck out? >> Okay. Uh, that's what Well, you were frying. Are you done frying chicken fritters? >> Nope. >> Okay. >> I'm in the middle of doing that. How did you like that? >> Oh, well, the single taco turned out to be a huge single taco meal with all the salad on the side. >> Oh, wow. >> So, he got a huge taco with just cheese and beef, and he doesn't have to eat the salad if he doesn't want to. Meanwhile, my super nachos or whatever the hell they are looks like a giant taco salad. So, that's what I'm eating. Or at least I'm going to eat half part of it. I'm not that >> finally get to get you to eat salad. >> Yes, you can finally get me to eat salad. Mom's got his three tacos, hard tacos that he wasn't going to eat because I don't like hard tacos and I don't like uh uh lettuce. So, yeah. Anyway, it all worked out. >> And the enchiladas are saved for my niece when she gets home because those are flour tortillas and said she she said would be fine. No, Helen, if you you don't even think of that. Go. No, no, no, no. Helen is trying to walk on top of my dinner. So, >> nice. >> Because Helen has no Fs right now. >> Who's a good kitty? Who's a good kitty? >> No Fs to give. >> Oh, a good kitty. >> She has. She literally the the other night 4:00 a.m. I put my pill I I go through I have all my pills lined up. I open up a Dr. Pepper. I look away for half a second and she's jumped over across onto the desk to knock over the Dr. Pepper onto my pills which then go flying everywhere and I have Dr. Pepper all over my keep. So, >> right, >> Helen did not earn very Yeah, Helen was in the doghouse for that one. That's cuz I literally told her no. I was like, "No, you don't do that." And she does it anyway. >> And she said that, >> "Well, they have the intelligence supposedly of a three-year-old." And yeah, she made the conscious choice to jump and kill things cuz she was pissed off. >> Yeah, >> cuz Helen is a vengeful cat. >> He is vengeance. So any uh let's get back to this wonderful girl. Wonderful wonderful girl. As I start to eat my taco salad, >> how you got Chicken. >> Okay. Shredded chicken tacos. Taco something is pretty good. >> Yeah. Just saying. >> Yeah. Also a big thing of beans and rice. So, there are beans and there are rice out there. >> Nice. >> All right. Um, just like I demonstrated. Okay. Do you have any other questions or anything about it? No. All right. Have your have your heel back on right in front of your in front of your toe. All right. You may begin the exercise. Nine. >> Yep. All right. Good. All right. Now, the third exercise is the is the onelegged stand. All right. One leg stand. All right. So, what I'm going to have you do, all right, just like before, I'm going to have you get into a beginning position. Okay. I'm going to have your feet together just like this with your hands to your side. All right. When I tell you to begin, all right, I'm going to have you raise one leg, either leg you want, left or right, approximately 6 in off the off the off the ground. All right? So, about about the size of a soda can. All right. While either leg is up, you're going to count out 1,00 1,002 1,003 1,004 so on so and so on. >> Are you going to count? >> Yes, ma'am. You're going to count out loud. 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10002 1 3 until I tell you to stop. Okay. Until I tell you to stop. Yeah. So, just keep out. Keep counting out. 1,00 1,002 until I tell you to stop. If your leg at any point touches the ground, all right, you could just pick it up and continue where you left off. All right, do you understand these instructions? All right, just give me one second and I'll let you know when you can start. >> Don't you want to show what it looks like? >> All right, in front of her. It's going to look like this. 100,00 1,002 100 34 so on so until I tell you to stop. >> All right. >> You didn't miss that. It's all good. All right. So, just give me a sec. All right. Yeah. All right, you may begin the exercise. 1,000 71 810 2011 2012 13 2014 14 2015 201. All right. For the last one, I'm going to have you turn around. Just face the vehicle and just bring your back to the Yeah. All right. No, I'm going to have you walk to the side of my control vehicle. All right. 7 8 1 m 15 signal one. Um, actually, I'm >> uh Pope Pope. >> Yes. >> Crowd of four women. Crowd of four women. >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to marry off four random women standing around in a crowd. It's your fault for being a lucky Lou. Uh, crowded woman one. Do you take NCR to be your lawfully weded YouTube spouse to honor, cherish, and to at least stay married till midnight? >> He's pretty. >> Lucky Lou number two. Do you take NCR to be your lovely wedding YouTube spouse and to go by the name Mary Lou? >> I love him. Incredible woman number three. Do you take NZR to be your lovely wedding YouTube spouse to honor, cherish, and to be the third person in a quadruple? >> I like being third. My name is Parson. >> And last but not least, crowd of women number through four. Do you take NCR to be your lofty wed? You do husband to honor, cherish, and to give him more, >> more, more, more, baby. More, more, more. >> NR, do you take all four of these women to be your lawfully wed spouses so you can write that record? >> You know, Phil, you're why I drink. You know that, right? >> My wife says that, too. all blessed and be my crown royal. I now pronounce you YouTube husband and crowd of women. And look, you can all go wild. That's 31. We've made it to 31. We've got five more to go. Five more to go. Uh that that is NCR got married 31 times today. 31 times. Parson, you did not get married. So, yes, person, you may well, you may have married, but you would never know cuz you were not paying attention to the other side. I'm sorry. If you have anything on you that's going to cover me, pull me or anything like that. All right, I'm just going to p you down really quick. Make sure there's nothing on you. All right, give me one second. Make sure there should be fine. All right, go ahead and step in. [Music] So listen, so she's being uh arrested, okay, for DUI. So she's going to go to the county jail. She won't get out until tomorrow. >> Okay. The county jail is located on Stock Island. >> She'll have she'll be she'll be afforded a phone call. >> Okay. So she can call you if she wants. Do you know where her cell phone is? >> I don't know what the >> Do you know where her cell phone is? >> I don't know. >> Okay. Well, cuz I'm pretty sure she wants her cell phone. >> She does. >> Okay. So I'll look in the car. All right. man. >> So, you'll just have to wait till she calls you and then tomorrow um n I've never seen a judge hold anybody. >> Um what they'll do is they'll give her a bond and they'll release her tomorrow. >> Okay. And then she'll have a court date in the future. >> All right. So, this next portion is just called the 20-minute observation. Okay. So, it's pretty much what it sounds like. You're just going to sit here for 20 minutes. All right. Do you have anything in your mouth or anything like that? No. >> All right. Do you have any fake dentures? Any fake teeth? Anything piercings or anything like that? Okay. Can you open your mouth? >> Can you open your mouth? Sorry. Lift up your tongue. >> Okay. All right. Providing a sample of your alcohol content. >> Yes. >> Okay. So, like I said, we're just going to stay here for 20 minutes. Once that 20 minutes is up, we're going to go into that room. >> Just don't touch your mouth or anything like that. Okay. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Um >> just want to ask >> Mhm. >> Um sorry, >> you're fine. >> Just want to make sure. Um for legal things, >> um legal things. >> How does that work? Like how do what do I like what do I need to ask like as far as that? Cuz you guys have already arrested me and all that, >> right? You need an attorney, Jere. >> What does the question? >> What are my rights? >> So, right now, you don't have you have rights, but >> you don't you're not privy to a lawyer at this point in time because driving is a privilege. It's not a right. If that makes sense. So, after the fact, we'll read your Miranda rights, and then at that point, you can decide if you want to talk to us or not. >> Does that make sense to you? >> No. >> You can see it doesn't. So, >> so at this point in time, we're not asking you any incriminating questions. We're asking you all >> if you're going to prevent provide me a sample your breath and germs out of my content. That's all it is right now. After the fact, if we want to talk to you, we'll read your Miranda rightites because we're going to ask you questions that could possibly be self-inccriminating. >> But at this point in time, it's nothing self-inccriminating. It's me asking if you want to provide me a sample of your breath alcohol content. >> Mhm. >> The wheels are turning. Gotcha. All right. And today is my birthday. >> Oh, happy birthday to me. >> Happy birthday. >> You'll have You'll have >> No, Gia. Uh, we did luck out. We did luck out the uh extremely picky seven-year-old. Uh the single taco meal. You know how you couldn't uh put in leave the lettuce off? >> Yeah. >> All the vegetables were on the side. >> Nice. >> So So he got his his the taco was full of meat and cheese. So he got his meat and cheese. >> He didn't have a freak out. So >> So he doesn't eat uh water crunchy water like you? >> Well, I'm eating crunchy water now. I'm eating crunchy water with the red ring of death. And I'm gladly eating it >> cuz it's in this taco salad. That is the uh that is the uh nachos. >> Oh, there's lettuce on your nachos. >> There's lettuce and tomatoes. Yeah. >> I have never >> big pieces. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, the old joke used to be Taco Bell had a taco salad and it was all beans, meat, and sour cream except for one tiny piece of lettuce. >> So, >> yeah, but these are Yeah, it was concerned at first because there was so much lettuce on top until I stirred it up a little bit and there was tons of shredded. >> That is concerning. That is very concerning. Lettuce can be frightening. Yes, it is. Yes, it is a frightening thing. >> But uh yeah, then I stirred it a little and there's uh fried beef and there is shredded chicken. So, I'm having a good time with this. Yes, I'm having a good time with this. Uh knock Jim uh person is telling me something over in private message. So, we will see what that is. Uh, okay. Person. >> Okay, let's play this and see what person >> ones. I promise. I promise. It was just, you know, a mistake today and then said you'll have better ones. >> Yeah. Is this your first time getting arrested or no? >> Um um so I guess not. >> Anyway, so can I ask a question? >> Of course. >> Um how long will you say this will take? Because we are supposed to leave tomorrow. So, I told your husband, um, you're going to see a judge in the morning, like what, like 9:00 in the morning? Maybe possibly. It's going to be you're going to see a judge early in the morning. >> Um, just going to explain that for us. >> Yeah, I mean, that's all we know. The deputies, the people that are going to come book you in, they have more information about that. Um, but your fight's at 6:00, right? 6 p.m. >> I I believe so. I I don't know whatever he told you, but yeah, it's later. It's not like in the morning or anything. Mhm. >> I don't know exactly the time. >> You should be out by then, hopefully. Like I said, deputies are going to have more more information on that. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, it'll be in the morning. They the judge usually comes in. >> You'll see a judge. >> I'll see a judge and then I will have to come back. >> Well, you can have a lawyer represent you. What was that? >> You can have a lawyer represent you. You don't necessarily have to come back once you go to trial. That's like the only time you'd actually have to be here. >> I have a lawyer that'll be able to represent me, >> right? So, I mean, you're going to have to get a lawyer no matter what. Whether one's between you or you paid for your own, but you live in Virginia, correct? >> Yeah. >> So, that lawyer can represent you here. So, you don't have to travel back and forth for all your court hearings. >> Okay. Right. So, >> but like if you were to go to trial, since you are accused of this, you would have to be in front of the judge for your trial. But that would be probably the one time that you would actually have to be here if it goes that far. >> If it goes that far, >> okay, >> I don't think so. >> So, what you guys visiting for your birthday? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I'm back. We have a contribution from Mr. Parson uh that earns him, believe it or not, earns him two more either two more names of two more two more $10 level bribes. So, you pick person. Someone can change their name. I could say something nice or you could pick the name of the show. Up to you. But thank you very much for your contribution. So, and thank you for the $2 USD knock jam answer the door. It goes towards keeping the cats fed for another month. Thank you so much for your contribution. So, yes. Uh yeah. Anywh who, uh let's get back to the gorgeous woman. Uh the fi or my as my father would say the fine. She's fine. She's fine. She's very fine. So >> the fire kind of >> No, dad wouldn't use words like that. Dad would just be she's fine. >> She's okay. >> She's she's okay. So >> that's >> what you gonna do. >> Kind of really kind of. >> You really think so? >> You can come in the room with me. Okay, >> I'm going over here. >> Yeah, just follow. >> He seems amused by this. >> Yeah. lie now. >> Happy birthday to her. Yes. >> What's happening in here? >> We're going to open this up. There's two pieces. They're already creating a seal. Don't block your block with your tongue. Take a deep breath. You're going to exhale. If you hear the machine making a constant beeping noise, you're doing it correct. It's not making a noise at all. You're doing something wrong. Uh, I'll be here coaching you along the way. It doesn't take no longer. As long as you uh give a deep steady breath, you should be okay. >> Okay. >> Can I like I don't understand. >> Can I refuse or how does this all >> if you I'll read this to you. >> Can I just I don't understand. All right. So, I'm now requesting that you submit a lawful test of your breath for purpose of determining softball conduct and lawsuits police department. If you fail this full test, I request that you your private operating motor vehicle will be suspended for a period of one year for personal refusal or 18 months and your privilege has been previous to a local test. Additionally, if you refuse to submit to the test, I request you >> What kind of nachos? >> Um, just regular nachos. No, no meat. And I'm going to add uh sliced tomato to them and uh sour cream cuz I have that already. I am eating through sour cream and the >> and guacamole for the tomatoes. >> Yeah, I don't >> I don't like the chicken. This my Mexican restaurant does the >> they put too much seasoning in it. >> I don't like I don't like meat nachos. In other words, I like >> just plain chips, cheese, tomato, guacamole, and sour cream. Uh, well, Parson Shield presents Fake Dog Theater probably will get Gia not to show up on that night. >> Yes. >> I mean, I'm already on the, you know, I'm on the edge of like just casting you all aside, so go for it. >> Go for it. >> I'll go over to uh I'll go over to NCR's channel and be loyal to him. >> Yeah. So, we're not doing that one person. Uh, pick another one. Why don't you do one of your James Bond ones? We still have tons of those left. And you've got two of them coming, person. Two. Two. Two of them coming. Oh crap. Why is it doing this? There we go. And if your private privilege has been previously suspended for a prior refusal to submit a lawful test of your breath, urine or blood, you'll be committing a misdemeanor. Refusal to submit to the test I've requested of you is admissible into evidence and any criminal procedure. You understand? >> Go to the dark side. [Music] >> Yeah. >> Well, then get your get your people in order. Get them in order. >> So, do you understand? If not, I can explain it to you. >> Uh, you can explain. So, if you refuse, your license can be suspended right here and now. Okay? You can try to get it back with your lawyer. There's a whole process that he can advise you of. If you previously refused before, you've been arrested for DUI before. >> No. >> Okay. So, if you refuse before, then be suspended for 18 months. >> Mhm. >> That's basically all. >> Okay. >> And if you refused before, then you can be charged with a misdemeanor right now for that. Or at a later time, if they found out that you have Gotcha. >> Yeah. >> Do you want to refuse or you want to go right now? >> Um >> if I if I don't if I refuse then what happens? Like >> I mean you're still being arrested. I'm underwater. >> I'm I'm already here. >> But if you're if you're not under the influence, this is an opportunity to prove that to us. >> Okay. >> Could you actually grow a brain? Is that possible? If I were to refuse and then what happens? >> Well, >> no, it's the same process. You're still going to be here until >> alcohol. Yes. >> Okay. >> Your license is being suspended. >> Gotcha. Until when? >> For a period of one year. >> Until one year. Until what? >> Well, one year from today, next year. November or October 21st. >> What? >> 21st, right? That's what happened. >> That's why I just read to you. >> I didn't get another charge. I've been through prayer. >> So, it's up to you. You understand what I read to you that it's up to you if you want to refuse or not. >> I can't advise you either. Either way. >> Interesting. Okay. >> I don't know. Sorry. I was just trying to get it all. So, do you want to refuse or do you want to provide >> 30 wide maybe? >> Sorry, I just take a deep breath and then exhale long and steady. >> I breathe in. >> Yep. And then exhale. >> No, don't breathe in. >> You got the a little bit harder than that. >> That's all right. >> Just deep. Deep and strong. Keep going. Keep. All right. So remember, if you hear that steadily going, you're doing all right. But so if it just beeps and shuts off, it means it's not registering anything. So deep, strong breath. All right. If you just blow off for like 10 consecutive seconds, it'll go through. >> Okay. So take a deep breath and then breathe. >> Yep. It's not something heavy, bro. I've had I've had do this before. I promise. Nope. Stop. >> Okay, we're going to jump ahead a little bit. >> Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Consistent. Remember, consistent. [Music] >> Okay. Deep breath and exhale. Like I said, just like you did the first time. It was perfect the first time. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Sorry. We mentioned earlier, if you're able to get an attorney, the attorney could be the one to come. >> So, that second test, the first sample you provided me was 0.162, which was almost two times over the balloon. >> Secondh one you provided me was volume not met like the first one. The third one you still couldn't provide the volume so you were marked as a refusal at 2138 hours. Okay. And he'll further explain everything else to you. >> Okay. >> So he was able to provide >> h >> he was able to provide >> you you were able to provide the first sample >> but we need two. >> But we needed two. So the second and third time you weren't able to provide a a sample. Even though you were trying it just wasn't you weren't it just wasn't getting it. >> Okay. Have you been drinking? >> I have been drinking. >> Okay. What have you been drinking? >> Uh, I drank about one glass of champagne. >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. >> One glass. >> Uh-huh. >> Um, you said just one glass, right? >> Mhm. >> Uh-huh. >> And that was at dinner. >> Yeah. >> Who are you drinking? Drinking with >> my husband. >> And then, um, can you feel the effects of alcohol right now? They sent him away, remember? Uh >> Oh, yeah. I didn't I didn't see that part, I don't think. >> Yeah, they sent him away because he kept answering questions for her. >> Oh, that's right. That's right. >> So, they were like, "Okay, you're done." And they separated them and then they wouldn't let him come interfere anymore. So, uh but this one, she's going to divorce him within 10 years. I just tell you that now. That's she just has a look about her. She's going to get bored of him and divorce him for something worse. So, >> who doesn't have somebody driven for their birthday when they know they're going to be drinking? Come on, people. >> See, that's one of the factors in why I'm saying they're going to be divorced. He He's not responsible enough for her, you know. Uh when even if even if Rose and I were drinkers, if we were going out to celebrate, I would not drink >> because it's my responsibility to get her home. Okay. >> Yes. >> It's just a responsibility. >> Any friend you're with. >> Yeah. >> You know, not not husband or wife, but if you care about them, >> right? you know, someone or you call an >> Yeah. Yeah. Or transportation would be arranged in advance cuz that's just me. >> Like I sit there when when I go to concerts with people uh uh even if they're at a bar concert, which we used to go to all the time, >> I sit there and I'm the one before even the band starts, okay, if something happens, where are the exits? uh if how far away from from the car are we? How hard would it be to get out of here? You know, if there was some sort of emergency, I sit there and I I uh you know, just make sure that we have responsible someone's going to be responsible for these idiots that I'm hanging out with. So, I mean, these wonderful people I'm hanging out with, >> you know, I did that at at uh what do you call it? at Oracle when uh we did the conventions, I was always there a half an hour earlier scoping out the whole place, making sure that we had, you know, I knew where security was. I knew where uh if something was were to happen, uh how to get my team out of there and how to get uh civilians out of there. So, >> yeah. >> Yeah, just one of the things cuz believe it or not, I am a goofball. I'm a jerk. Uh, I'm an angry person. >> Yes. >> But I'm also not going to let you get hurt. >> No. I am very responsible. >> Yep. >> So that's just me. >> Yeah. When me and my girlfriend go out drinking in Palm Springs, >> we either walk >> or we Uber, >> right? >> I mean, the casino is like a block away from the hotel we stay at. So that's just an easy nothing to to walk over there. It's just crazy what people, you know, what that does to your life, >> right? And with Rose, you know, uh, no, no one's going to hurt her. No one's going to do anything, you know, to to make her miserable or make her life bad. So, yeah, just a little overprotective. >> Oh, anyh who, let's go back to drunk lady. See what you got. Okay. using the >> she was charged with driving under the influence with property damage. Uh her case is still open. Uh we missed her next court date by a couple of weeks. Uh it was September 25th, 2025. So there you go. >> Gia, >> what >> did you see? Did you hear Jim being a being a manly man? >> Yes. Thank you. >> Oh god, >> he's a good friend. >> Oh god. >> Nobody's hurting my woman. >> Nobody's touching my rose. >> Oh god. Thanks guys. Open up. And here we go. >> So for for number vulnerability and you crush me. Yeah, but he's a robot. Remember? >> Yeah. >> Don't have any tears or feelings. >> And yeah, my knee gave out earlier cuz that was a malfunction. It needs needs to be replaced. And and and yeah, >> you haven't gone through your system upgrade yet. >> Yeah. >> So, number 32. Phil, >> dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for the first of many attempted marriages to this lovely woman. Lovely woman. You take NCR to be your lovely wedding YouTube husband to honor, cherish, and to hit him up for bail money. >> Oh, yes. He could be my sugar daddy. And Lindsy, do you take this lovely woman to be her lovely wedding with a YouTube spouse to own her cherish and to bail her out every time she gets into trouble? >> She's not touching my Peruvian sugar. But yeah, >> by the power of me by GS builds, I now pronounce your YouTube husband and spouse. You may uh start your bond fun now. Uh, look, it's Normal, Illinois. Do you know where that is, Gia? Normal. >> Southern Illinois. >> That's where the University of Illinois is. >> There you go. >> Yep. >> Coming to get you. >> Hi, my name is Officer Dixon with the Norman Police Department. Okay. Hey, the reason I stopped you is the tags on the plate are a little expired. >> Great. Okay. I just started driving this car again. >> Okay. Do you have your driver's license with you? >> Yeah. >> Is this your vehicle, Miss? >> Yes, it is. >> Okay. >> And then do you have insurance with you? >> Hey, Victoria B. Welcome. >> That works. Do you have the app or anything like that? Those are pretty easy, too. >> Just a second. I might have it. I don't know. I just started driving this car again. So, >> no problem. >> Where are you heading to today? Anywhere fun? >> Just I'm heading back home. Okay. >> I live like 5 minutes down the street. >> Do anything fun today? >> Nope. Not really. >> Where are you coming from? >> Uh what's that? Um >> pub two. >> Pub two. >> Yep. >> Okay. We had anything to drink today? >> I had one. >> You had one? >> Yep. >> Okay. Nothing else illegal in the car or anything like that? Anything that I need to know about? A little weed we can get over. Just >> grinder. >> Grinder. Okay. Is there any any weed in the vehicle? You're over 21. It's legal. I'm not worried about >> That's all I got is this grinder. >> Okay. All right. Well, hang tight. If you're able to find it, just wave your hand out the window. Okay. >> All right. Sounds good. Mcom 202, can I get another unit for 55 testing? [Applause] >> Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. >> What's bad doing? >> Bad is being bad. >> Bad is being bad. Well, Bad doesn't realize that he has to do the letters in reverse for them to appear over on screen. So he has to start with T because they load backwards. >> Oh. >> So Oh >> yeah, because remember if you scroll up on this side in chat, M O I S T come out fine, but he has to do it or he has to start with M or Yeah. Or no, he has to start with T S I O M >> because it's reverse on the actual screen. Bad. >> No. >> Bad. No. Yes. >> Not that I would remind anyone. And Parson, put your choices over in the in private message, please. >> Yeah, because we don't say moist anymore. >> Yes, we don't say that word anymore. >> Yeah. >> Uh, yes. Uh, another thing I gave up this week, I gave up mucinx cuz it's statistically worthless. So, uh, there you go. Bad. Bad did it just fine. Look at that. It's on the screen in perfect order. So, uh, so I gave >> The other thing you gave up was Lent for Lent. >> I gave up lentils for Lent. gave up for Lent. >> I can't hear what you're saying, Pope. So, >> you gave up Lent for Lent. >> Yes. There you go. See, uh what what Chi-Chi, we we we just corrected a problem he was having. We helped the community out. >> And I didn't say moist. >> No, he didn't say that word. I didn't I didn't say moist at all. >> And person, you don't have homework. Uh you have you have to tell me your two picks over in direct message so I can write them down for next week so we don't piss off Gia. Cuz if we piss off Gia, that's the end of the show cuz Gia is the whole effing show. So >> yeah, she's the whole effing show. I would I could be gone for weeks and nobody would notice. >> If if it wasn't for Gia, we would just collapse. >> Yes. In fact, let's change Gia's Let's change her description. There we go. Gia is now >> the whole effing show. >> There we go. >> God, >> that is Gia. Oh my god. >> So is the whole effing show. That's right, folks. >> That's right. >> So she said she was coming from pub 2. She said she had one drink. She's got a grinder in there. >> So the grinder gives us PC to get into the vehicle as well because there's cannabis in there. Wait, he's on grinder, too. >> She's just >> uh Phil, you're muffled. >> Get your microphone out of your shorts. >> Seriously, Gia, I will personally pick out a microphone for you to send to him. >> Literally every show. >> Tell me, tell me what it is. Uh, I'll figure out a microphone that'll work with his phone and his computer. >> I'll send it in the fart box. >> Yeah. >> Glitter fart box. The glitter fart box >> that he's going to open in his living room. Yes. >> Or you he'll make his wife open it. >> In the kitchen. >> Yes. Yes. That's all that that's going to be glorious. >> Uh, she was coming from >> You can literally have to get delivered to somebody, but she said she was coming from pub 2. She admitted to having one >> and you can send a bag full of dicks. That's right. Gummy dicks >> or dog poop. Yep. You can send anything now. >> Yes, gummy dicks. But you can't take a fork through TSA. >> No, can't take >> But you can buy one. You can steal one at a restaurant. >> Well, what I don't get is I have TSA fastass. So they they only they do it like old timey, you know, you they you just throw your bag through the scanner and you don't have to take your shoes off because you're pre-check. >> Yeah. So, uh, that's my one splurge is is I paid for that for another four years even though I'm not going anywhere. Uh, but still, uh, what what would happen if I had a fork in that bag? Would they take it out and search it? >> No. It's >> silly. >> And they took away they took away forks. No, they took away knives on airplanes and gave you a plastic knife and a real fork. >> I could do more damage with a fork. >> Well, I >> I never understood that. >> Uh, and you know, how are you going Hey, Seth. Uh, how are you going to uh cut your steak with a plastic knife? Just saying. Just saying. I mean, Gia only flies first class. She only >> They used to take away my toenail, my fingernail clippers at TSA, >> and you can buy another one in the gift shop. >> Like, >> apparently now you can have those. >> Oh, yeah. I know. So much has changed. I haven't flown in a while, but yeah. >> Yeah, it's been a couple of years. I'm never I never >> pays Eugia pays for the upgrade so they cut her steak for her. >> Yes. >> Oh, I don't eat steak. >> And they pre >> Oh, that's right. >> I don't need >> She has the chicken. >> I usually get the seafood >> or I eat before I get on the plane >> and just drink on the plane and then piss off everybody. Sue Bear, I used to travel for work uh back when I was working for a big company for a couple of Yeah, two big companies, but Oracle was the one that flew us everywhere. It's like, oh god, any drink. Uh she's got insurance with >> All right. >> Uh we're just really quick to make sure you're good to drive. Okay. I don't know if you want to hang up phone with mom or >> I'll call you back, mom. >> Bye. >> What do I got to do? >> You want to step out for me in this? >> I think my next Okay. Officer Har. >> All right. We're going to go on over here to the sidewalk. Okay. Do >> you have any physical abnormalities or anything like that? Like >> like something wrong with you? >> Yeah. anything physically. >> Somehow she activated the screen capture and some sort of code on the side of the screen. >> Nice. >> So, I think I figured out how the Windows key disappeared the other day. Yeah. >> How's that? >> Hi. >> Well, Helen is just stomping across the keyboard randomly. It would be Helen >> wrong with you or anything like that? Do you um go ahead and stand there for me? Just face me. >> Can you turn and face me? Perfect. Do you have any eye problems or anything like that? >> No. >> Do you wear glasses? Your contacts. Okay. All right. Are you in like generally good health then? >> Yes. >> Okay. All right. So, what I'm going to ask you to do is I want you to put your heels and toes together just like this. Put your hands down at your sides just like this for me. Okay. Stay in that position unless instructed otherwise. You understand? >> I understand. >> Okay. What I'm going to have you do is I'm going to have you follow the tip of my pen, the silver part right here with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. Okay. Do you understand? All right. Okay. Blink a couple times for me. All right. You can blink at any time throughout this test. Okay. Just keep following tip of the pen. [Applause] I'm gonna go up now. Okay. >> Yes, Parson. I got your to places. Okay. All right, then. Do you have any problems with your legs, walking, ankles, anything like that? >> No. >> Okay. Um, so I'm going to have you step back a little ways. We're going to come down here a little ways. >> Miss, just to keep you informed, I'm going to do a search of your vehicle just based on >> Wait on that. Just wait. Just stay right here for me. Okay. What I want you to do is I want you to turn and face the squad cars that way. Okay? Now, what I want you to do is I want you to imagine a straight line that goes out right in front of you. Okay? What I want you to do is I want you to put your right foot in front of your left foot with the heel of your right foot touching the toe of your left. So, I want you to put your left foot on that imaginary line. Then, I want you to put your right foot in front of your left foot with the heel of your right foot touching the toe of your left. And then I want you Oh, don't start yet. Okay? Just go ahead and just get in this position and put your hands down your sides for me. Okay? Remain in that position unless instructed otherwise. Do you understand? Absolutely. >> Okay. Do not start the test until I tell you to. Do you understand? >> I understand. >> Okay. What I'm going to ask you to do is you're going to take nine heel totoe steps down that imaginary line. You're going to take a series of small steps to turn around. You're going to take nine heel totoe steps back on that line. While you're walking, I want you to look at your feet at all times. I want you to count your steps out loud. I'm going to demonstrate it for you so that you can see what it looks like. Okay? So, just watch what I do and then you're going to do the exact same thing. Okay? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. A series of small steps to turn. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. Do you understand those instructions? >> I understand. >> Okay, you may begin. One 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 >> Okay. Do you have any problems balancing or anything like that? >> I'm just in heels. >> Just in heels. Would you be able to balance on one leg with the heels on or do you want to take your shoes off? >> Sure. >> Okay. [Applause] Okay. So, this next test I'm going to have you do, it's called the one leg stand. Okay. So, just like the very first test, what I want you to do is I want you to put your heels and toes together just like this and put your hands down at your sides. Okay. Remain in this position unless instructed otherwise. Do you understand? Gotcha. >> Okay. What you're going to do when I say begin is you're going to pick either foot. Doesn't matter which one. You're going to raise it approximately 6 in off the ground, you're going to keep your foot parallel to the ground. And you're going to keep your leg straight. Okay? And what you're doing is while your foot is up and parallel to the ground, you're going to count out loud in the following manner. 1,00 1,002003 and so on until I tell you to stop. Okay? So, it'll look like this. 1 Sorry. It'll look like this. 100, 10001, 10002,003 100,005 100, 10006 100,000 107 1008 10009 1,000 101,234, [Applause] 105 and so on until I tell you to stop. Okay? So, keep your foot raised at all times, okay? Don't put your foot down. Just watch your foot and count out loud until I tell you to stop. Okay? Don't start yet. I'll tell you when to start. >> Okay? You ready? >> Yep. >> All right. All right, you may begin. >> 1,002 1,003 1,004, 105, 106, 1078. Go ahead, >> keep your hands on your sides for me. >> 10,001. >> Yeah, she's tall, but she's not that tall. >> Cuz that's like 2 in off the ground. >> Yeah. 3 2014 2015 2016 2020 2021 >> All right. >> 222. >> Okay. So, where where are you coming from again? >> Pub two. >> Pub two. How much have you had to drink today? >> I just had a couple. >> What's a couple? A couple literally >> two beers. Two >> two crown apple and Sprite. >> Two crown apple and Sprite. How long ago did you have those? >> Like 30 40 minutes ago. >> Okay. Have you had anything else to drink besides those two crown apples? >> That was it. >> Okay. All right. So, >> can I put my shoes? >> Yeah, you can go too. Is that what she said? >> Crown and apple is what she said. [Applause] I used to drink Glen Livid Glen Fetish long time ago. Splash of soda, splash of ginger ale. >> Okay. So based off the standardized fields to break test, I'm going to be placing >> uh according to Google, it is Crown Royal Regal Apple. >> Oh, ew. >> Crown Royal Whiskey with apple flavor. >> Ew. >> And it said it's Canadian. How the hell did this >> Ill Well, Illinois. Close enough. She's almost Canadian, folks. Almost Canadian custo driving under the influence. Okay. >> How to ruin? >> What? For what? >> For what? >> For driving. >> I didn't even You didn't even breathalyze me. >> You didn't even breathalyze me. >> Get to that. Okay, we're going to get to that. >> What is this? >> What is this? I've >> never even been arrested before. >> You haven't even brutalized me. Okay, we're going to get to that. Okay, we'll explain. >> This is not illegal. This can't be for you guys. You don't have weapons or anything on you? >> No, I don't have weapons. >> We're going to go back to my squad car. We're going to take you to the police department. That's where we'll do the breathalyzer at. Okay. >> All right. You do the toe sheet and everything. >> Probably drink fire. >> You have You have a PC ticket and >> Okay. We do have that >> DC ticket. And then I need the I need >> one of the things that we have I know that's in the liquor cabinet besides the uh bottle of vodka that my then 16-year-old nephew apparently kept taking some and then filling it with water cuz my sister had it last time she was here and it was nothing but water infused vodka. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Yeah. Apparently he cuz none of us drink, you know. My dad gave up drinking. >> Yeah. >> And my mom doesn't drink anything but uh what do you call it? Uh beer now and then. Uh and I don't drink. So, you know, when my my sister came last time, she tried the vodka and it was all water cuz apparently over the summers when my nephew used to visit, he was drinking the vodka. >> Wow. 2 a.m. >> He admitted it, too. Like, Jesse, why did you fill it with water since nobody drinks it? I didn't want to get in trouble. >> Like, okay. Okay. So, anyway, uh yeah. Yeah. And remember, my sister is coming tomorrow. But the what the point I was getting to is we have a huge china cabinet in the kitchen, and it'll be moved for the first time since we moved in here. here when we do the floors. Uh, but in that china cabinet is a bottle of fireball. I swear is from the early '9s. >> Dump it out. >> That has not been opened. >> Throw it away. >> I don't It's not mine to throw away, but it's there. So, I'm wondering if a 30 something year old bottle of fireball is actually worth anything. So, we used to tease Becca that we're going to send it to her, but yeah, >> it's probably rancid by now. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, liquor goes rancid. >> Wine goes rancid. And you can't you got to keep it at a consistent temperature. >> Oh, it's in a consistent temperature. It's there. Uh >> oh. >> It it it's in that cabinet. Hasn't moved for years. So, >> I don't know. Yeah. Anyone knows, tell me I if it's worth anything. >> It'll be worth something if you drive down to where the homeless are and auction it off. >> There you go. >> Do I have $20? Do I hear 25? Yep. >> Sold to Mr. Snowman for $25. >> There you go. >> That's right. >> It's very >> Yeah, we'll get we'll get your phone and everything for you. Okay. >> Am I going to get out tonight? Like, >> yeah. Okay. >> I'll I'll walk you through it. Okay. >> I'll I'll walk you through it. >> I don't understand. I don't even know my right. >> I don't even know my rights, dude. >> I'll walk you through it all. Okay. >> Okay. But I've never seen this before. I I haven't even breath been breathalyzed. I passed the test. >> So >> So tell me, what did I do wrong? >> The the tests aren't pass fail. Okay. They aren't pass fail. They they are to indicate impairment. Okay. And based off of the standardized field sobriety test that I conducted with you, I believe that you are under the influence of >> Okay, but I've been honest and there's a certain point that you have to be over. So why you told me when I'm over it for this and be legal for y'all to do this? >> We got to go to the normal police department. Okay. And if it and I'll tell you this much. And if you blow below 008, okay, you're going to get a ticket and you're going to get released. Okay? But we got to get through this. Okay? We just got a process that we got to finish. Okay? And now, why am I being pulled over? For what? >> That would be a question for Officer Dixon. >> No, for what? Because you pulled over me for what? >> That'd be a question for Officer. >> What do you mean? You're the one who pulled me over. >> Officer Dixon's the one that pulled over. >> Why did you pull me over? >> Tag on the back of your vehicle. Expired. >> Oh my god. Kill it. >> Do you have your >> I'm going to kill that dude. You can bring the PC ticket to me at the at PD. >> All right. And then she wants her phone if you can bring that to the PD for her after you get done here. >> Is there anything else that you need out of the vehicle? Like Okay. >> Okay. All right. [Applause] >> And why am I being cuffed? Even though I'm literally doing whatever you guys need me to do, why am I being ced? >> You have to be cuffed. It's our policy. Okay. Whenever we're transporting somebody, it's our policy. Okay. Go ahead and have a seat. All right, let's go. >> Just hold on to that, please. Got it. >> All right, let's go ahead and step on out for me. All right. All right, we're going to walk this way. Are you right-handed or left-handed? I'm >> right. >> Okay, let's go ahead. >> Use the bathroom. >> Um, and we got to get through this first. Once we get through all this, stay standing for me real quick. Turn face that way. I'm going to take your right hand out of these and I'm going to have you sit down on the bench. Okay. Once we get through all this, I I can get a female officer down here to help you and go to the restroom. Okay. All right. Is it Isabelle or Isabella? >> Isabella. >> Isabella. Okay. I've got to read this to you. Okay. It's pretty lengthy. I'll answer any questions you have afterwards. Okay. But I've got to read this to you. Okay. All right. So, just listen and I will answer any questions you have about this afterwards. Okay. I just got to read it all through at once, okay? Without stopping. All right. Okay. So, subsequent to an arrest for driving while under the influence of alcohol, other drugs, or intoxicating compounds, or any combination thereof, DUI, you are hereby notified that as provided in section 11-500 of the Illinois vehicle code, you are a first offender refuse to or fail to complete all chemical tests requested. And if you are a first offender, your driving privileges will be suspended for a minimum of 12 months. Are you under 21? >> No. >> Are you a school bus driver? >> No. >> All right, that was it. Here in a minute, I'm going to set this up once this is all set up. Um, I'm going to uncuff you. I'm going to have you stand up here, provide a breast sample. When you're providing the breast sample, imagine that you're like blowing up a balloon. You know how hard it is to blow up a balloon that's like just brand new? So, you got to go really hard to get it started, right? That's what you got to do. You got to breathe like that for the entire time. Okay? And when you start blowing, you're going to see that there's a little bar that's going to pop up on this screen. Okay? You want that bar to go to about the middle of the screen. You want it to stay right there. So, you want to keep that consistent hard breathing into the tube. Okay. Once that's done, I'll tell you when to stop and then we'll have officer Ho take you to the restroom. Okay. >> Okay. Stand on up. Take this one. I got to keep these on while we're in here. Okay. So, I'm going to put it loose. Okay. So, if you want to kind of just spin it around. Go ahead and stand on up. Bring this one up. Bring this wrist up for me. All right. Just keep it loose. When you go to the restroom, we'll take these off for you. Okay. All right. Just come up here for me. Okay. Just like I said, what you're going to do is you're going to take a long deep breath in, long exhale out like you're blowing up a balloon. Okay. You'll see that bar is going to pop up right here. And you want to you want to breathe hard enough to get that to the middle and then just keep going. Okay. >> Tell me what it is. >> Yep. It'll tell you what it is. So, I'm going to hold on to the tube. I'm just going to have you lean down and provide the breath sample. Okay. >> Okay. Big deep breath in. Long breath out. Blow hard. Blow hard. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. All right. All right. Do you want to use the restroom? >> Yes, I do. >> Okay. All right. Here, let me take these off real quick and then you can go use the restroom with Officer Heer. Okay. Take that. Okay. And take that. All right. 118. >> Okay. >> All right. Just like before, I'm going to just put your left hand. Okay. We'll do this one. We'll do it this way. We'll readjust these when we get done. Okay. So, you know, your BHC to breathalyzer is.18. Okay. The legal limit for um >> So, the legal limit of alcohol is 080. Okay. Okay. My over >> You're what? Two something over the legal limit. Okay. So, or no 02 over the legal limit. Okay. >> What do I get out of here then? Let anybody know what the [ __ ] is going on. >> So, I got to finish going. >> We are awake, Becca. Yes. >> Once I finish this once I >> uh we were discussing fireball a few minutes ago. fireball. But uh right now Phil is finishing something up. Uh the [ __ ] show will be with you at 8:00 tonight while uh with Suggie with Mark the Sarcastic whatever and maybe Judy. So they will be having the show the last hour tonight. We're in hour seven of this wonderful marathon. I want to thank everybody for being with us. Remember we're off tomorrow. I will probably be offline for most of the morning since I will be reformatting this computer and making sure that everything is kosher. I do want to thank Mr. Parson for sending cat food and I want to say thank Miss uh Miss Gia for sending meals. I am entirely too full right now. I could fall asleep at any minute. Uh she'll be back in a few minutes. And Mr. Not sure where Mr. NCR went. I think uh Touché had something to do with the family. So uh we've been here. Yes, Becca, we've got that. We still have that 30 something year old thing of fireball to get rid of. So if you want it, I will drive it down personally for you. That's it. 30 something year old fireball. It's never been opened. It's probably covered in dust and cat hair. So uh with this we are in. This is girl number 32, I believe. Married off to NCR. We need four more. Just four more women to get married off to NCR to break or to Well, we need two more to break the record and four more to keep the record for an eternity. That's right. >> Hi, Becca. >> There she is. >> Where did Phil go? Uh, I think Phil will be back for his show. I don't know. He didn't say anything. >> Yes. >> Finish his paperwork. Um, hopefully Officer Dixon's here by then. Okay. And he'll have your cell phone and anything else that you need and then we'll um we'll transport you down from Mlan County Jail. You'll get booked in. You'll get your fingerprints taken pictures >> and then you're going to get booked out. You're not staying in jail. They they're gonna release you tonight. Okay. >> Furia though. >> You're in here in Bloomington. >> What kind of wine? >> It's in downtown Bloomington. Okay. >> It's at 104 West Front Street in Bloomington. All right. >> So, I'm going to read this to you. Okay. And then I got a bunch of questions I got to ask. Okay. But I'm going to have I got two questions right after I read this that I need verbal answers to. Okay. They're either yes or no questions. Okay. All right. So, these are your Miranda rights. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be is against you in court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, want to be appointed to represent you before any questioning if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise the rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you? >> She fell in love with me right you wish to talk. >> Didn't need it anymore. >> Okay. So, what time is it? >> So, I got a whole list of questions here that I got to ask you. Okay. Um, so just answer them. >> So these are this is a influence report that normal police department makes me fill out. I got to at least read you Miranda rights and I got to ask questions. If you don't want to answer a question, you don't have to answer a question. If >> you don't answer, >> you don't want to. You can say no. >> What happens if I don't answer? >> Nothing. >> Okay. >> Okay. Uh, do you know what time it is now? No. >> No. Okay. Uh, were you operating a vehicle? Huh? >> Yeah. >> Um, where were you going? >> Have you been drinking? >> Yes. >> What? >> This is going to have something good. >> Um, how much? >> Two. >> Two drinks. >> Okay. Um, where two >> What time was your first drink? >> I have no idea. Are you under the influence of an alcoholic beverage now? >> Okay, that was all the questions I had for you. Um, Officer Dickens probably got some tickets to explain to you. Then I'll have some to explain to you and then we'll get the paperwork all situated and we'll get you on out of here. Okay. >> Okay. So, I'm writing you two tickets. The registration being expired and then the insurance. Okay. Um, we found some cannabis in the vehicle. I'm not writing you a ticket for it. What I'm doing is I'm writing you an ordinance violation. Okay, that one won't go on your record. It's just like >> is my thorn. >> Okay, >> that's what is >> the ordinance violation is going to have a date on there that you got to pay that by as well. >> You want to pay the 10 bucks and I'll change your name to that >> for for Tuesday. >> Please change it now. >> Hey, change it now. Okay. GI Griffy is my thorn. There you go. >> There we go. Perfect. >> There you go. >> Here. All the instructions on how to take care of it are going to be right on. >> Okay, let's jump ahead to this girl. >> Pop the partition open. I step on out for me. All right. Walk this way. >> See what I mean? >> And then just have a seat on that bench. Walk. >> I know. >> See what I mean? >> Griffy never stops. slide over a little ways. Get away from that. I don't know what that is. >> Do you have insurance for that vehicle? >> I thought I did, but I'm not sure. I just >> Is it your vehicle or is it your mother's vehicle? >> It's my vehicle, but I'm pretty sure my Bob's name is owned it, too. I couldn't really >> Who holds the insurance for the vehicle? >> Do you purchase the insurance for the vehicle? >> I I got kicked off my parents insurance a couple years ago. So, we've been trying to figure that out. So, I really I really have no idea. >> Did you get insurance for your vehicle after you got kicked off your parents insurance? >> I thought I had my own insurance when I started or driving my old Chevy Cruise, but then I started driving literally this by Bronco the other couple days. >> Now, you're going to have trouble finding it. >> I couldn't be for sure with you. I really don't know. or I wouldn't be driving it. >> Okay. >> I thought it figured out the other day >> that they got insurance on it >> like just a couple days ago. They should have got insurance on my vehicle >> or I would I don't think they would be making me drive the vehicle if it didn't have insurance on it. I don't know. >> Is it saying I don't? >> No. The issue is is if you aren't 100% sure if you got insurance on it and based off what you're telling me that you got kicked off your parents insurance, you weren't sure if you have insurance on your vehicle or anything like that. Operating an uninsured motor vehicle while driving under the influence is an aggravating circumstance, >> right? >> Which >> that's not good. >> No, because that makes it a felony. >> That's not good. >> Okay. My parents should have got insurance on it a couple days ago. It should have insurance on the vehicle. >> Okay. And but the thing is if you're telling me that you weren't sure, right? And then we weren't able to find the insurance on the vehicle, you gotten kicked off your parents' insurance, right? like all that like you're operating an uninsured motor vehicle at the time of the traffic stop and you're unable >> should the insurance like if they just did it a couple days >> okay she was charged with driving under the influence driving with a prohibited breath alcohol concentration over 008 driving without insurance driving with expired registration >> good up. On April 30th, 2025, she pleaded guilty to the charge involving the prohibited breath alcohol concentration. The other charges were dismissed. >> Would you please play the one I want to marry Phil off? >> Yes, that'll be the next one. Uh, she was ordered to pay $2,256 in fines and court costs. She was required to complete an alcohol treatment program and she was placed on probation for 24 months >> and she will pay exorbitant insurance >> prices when she tries to find another policy. Yep. >> Yes. >> If >> Yes. I hope that uh >> Yeah. I hope that when NCR has good insurance for her lined up. So, okay. Let me go over here and get the right one from >> You might want to let Phil know and DM that he's getting married right now. >> I think he'd attend. >> No, he doesn't care. So, this one is going to marry both because she's such a woman that she can marry both Phil and NCR cuz I think it's going to take both of them. >> Yes. >> To try to contain her. >> Yes. >> So, uh, >> somebody DM Phil. He's going to want to see this this uh yummy yummy yummy chick. >> That's the first thing she says to Phil. >> Uh dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of souls in a trifecta of blessed excitement as Mr. Pope Phil NCR and this lovely, lovely, lovely woman come together to merge their souls in matrimony. >> Yes, >> lovely woman. Do you take these two fine outstanding gentlemen pillars of the community as your lovely wedded husbands to have and to hold to abuse and to throttle as much as you want in the state of California? >> Oh my god, you're such an [ __ ] >> Mr. Pope Phil and Mr. NCR, are you too terrified to say anything? If you want to be married, just nod your head. >> I see them nodding. Yes, they're both nodding. >> They're both nodding. So, >> and high-fiving each other. Yep, they got her. They got her. Yeah, they >> Okay, so the the the count's a little weird because NCR got married to Phil and got married to this woman. So, we are now at 30 34. We're tied the record. Okay, >> we tied the record. >> Flour. Somebody get some flour real fast. >> It is up to It is up to Pope Phil on his show at 8:00 tonight to break the record cuz this one's going 32 minutes. I think we'll be out of time. >> Get in the header. I can't wait till you hit my head, man. Can you ask my name? [Music] >> On August 2nd, 2025, Key West police responded to a crash on Margaret Street after a vehicle was struck head-on by a driver going the wrong way. Officers quickly located the driver nearby. But what started as a routine DUI investigation spiraled as she became uncooperative and resisted arrest. >> This one, that's his and this is hers. >> That's That's where she That's where she crashed. >> This is her vehicle. >> Yes. And then she look like she under the FBI. And then she just coming she supposed to go that way and then she coming that way by two pat. And then I forgot what >> where were you? >> I'm me. I'm coming I'm go like from going front street try to make a left turn and I think N street or something like that. >> N. >> Yeah. She coming the one way. She's supposed to go that way and then she coming bumper to bumper with me. >> So yours was on Caroline. >> No, I'm in for the record. I'll marry this one. Like I'm going Duval, but I'm not going before. I'm >> See, the record has to be >> right >> now. Now it won't help the record, but I can marry you off to him. >> Oh, no. Then I wanted to help the record. >> No, the record is only NCR, and I don't think NCR wants to marry this wonderful. >> All right, I'll just I'll just date him. I won't marry him. >> Are you sure? >> Yep. >> Okay. Okay, just say it. Well, dearly beloved at any moment. >> And then she come in from end street >> going the wrong way. >> Yeah. And then she crashed me. And then I try to wave her. I say you you don't even stop. You scratch me. And then she keep going. >> All right. Let me get your ID and u car and registration. >> 101%. Look at my car. >> So you're the driver of the black uh export. You got your license? >> Yes. License, registration, insurance, please. You mind getting it for me? >> 100%. >> Okay. Calm down with the attitude. Okay. >> Okay. >> Attitude. >> Yes. >> License, registration, insurance. >> They already ask you for the documents that you need. >> I'm going right home. I live right here. >> All right. You mind getting your registration for me as well? Not at all. >> My kids and my husband are on their way cuz he already started. >> You are a grown woman. We don't need anybody else here. >> I am a grown woman. Three generations here. >> You got your registration instructions? >> Yeah. >> Came out at me like crazy. >> They're like, "Hi, baby. Everybody in this neighborhood." >> All right. Can I have your information, please? >> Yes, I'm working on it. >> I already g my license. Everybody in the same room knows me. >> I'm sure they do. >> I live right here. He literally is a Haitian looking for a love. >> What does that mean? That has nothing to do with anything. So if you're going to come with your racist remarks, I'm not going to have it. Okay? >> You know what? I got nine black kids. Don't No, you'reing yourself. Okay? So don't come talking like that in front of me cuz I'm not going to >> I am not a racist. >> Okay? They don't say remark. >> What's your phone number? You came at me. >> What's your phone number? >> Racist. >> What's your phone number? >> You literally started that >> phone number. >> You literally started that. >> I parked. He came out of his caring at me. Like, >> where did the accident? >> Where did the accident take place? >> There was no accident. >> Okay. All right. You got you got you got your registration from me? >> Yes. >> And insurance? >> Yes. There was no accident. He's clean, please. >> I just Let's expired. >> No, no, no, it's not. >> Read it. >> No, it's not hard. I just didn't print it. >> It's good. I just Yes. >> It's just It's good. I just didn't print. >> Hey, hey, hey. >> Calm down. 100%. >> I just saw the front of your vehicle and the front of his vehicle. You have his paint all over your vehicle. >> No, I don't. >> Yeah, you do. >> This is two people that hit my car. This was a ebike that hit my car. >> We're not looking at that. >> Another car that >> We're not looking at that either. >> I know, but I'm just saying. >> Okay. Well, I don't care about any of that. >> Well, I am grateful. >> All I care about is the is is the part where his paint is on your vehicle. >> Dude, I'm a teacher here 27 years. >> Okay. What does that have to do with anything? I know. >> I drove the wrong way. >> These just let it go. >> Try to take your [ __ ] every day. >> What are you What are you talking about? I have no idea what you're talking about. >> I didn't do anything wrong. >> What do you mean these? What What does that mean? >> 60% Haitian Hob. I teach them. >> Oh. So, so we're making this a race then? >> No, I'm not. I got nine black kids. I just told that guy. >> I got nine black said. Lower your voice. Don't yell at me. Nobody's yelling. Nobody's yelling at you. Nobody's yelling at you. You don't need to yell at me. Oh, Phil is just going to love her. >> No. And Phil's wife 35 years. Phil's wife is just going to laugh. >> But he pulled me over. I know. I did this pull over because No, because that guy was on my I got so scared. I just called my son, my husband. They're all on their way. I said, "This guy has been following me." >> Mhm. from the other side and I just pulled here. I know this is a bad park. >> You got into a vehicle accident. You can't leave >> I did not. >> I did. >> I did. It's a crime to leave an accident. >> Transfer of pink. >> Okay, then I want to prove it. >> I work >> It's a crime to leave an accident. >> I can't wait to to I did not leave the crime of I work homicide. I work with every I have never left thing in my life. >> Oh my god. I can't wait for him to get here. I can't wait. I can't wait to get my lawyer on this because I didn't do anything. He stalked me down. I was so scared of put your finger in my face. >> She's going to fit right in Phil's family. >> I was so scared. Yes, she is. >> The paper is going to love her. >> He is. She is. She is going to love this woman. Yep. >> That's right. Fits right in. Probably bites the same as the paper rotty. >> Yes. >> Probably leaves the same mark. >> I don't know. I'm going right there to my boat. My dad lives on Windsor. My cat here is my cat. My kids live in Perry Court and I have three boats right there. Right there on the bite and I want to go home. >> Okay. >> That's my son. Can I answer my go? >> Honey, baby. Uh, it's not a good situation. You're at the dock. I need you to come here. I'm here. I'm right past uh Harpoon Aries and um apparently this dude Haitian is telling me I hit him and I did not and I can't wait for video recording. I will whatever. We'll get the layer on it. Come. I did not hit. >> He can't He can't come here. Okay. He can stay 25 ft away. I don't care. I don't care. No, he can't. She needs to stay 25 ft away from us. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> I'm right here. >> Oh my god. I wish this guy >> listen. Is this Is this your house? >> No. Right there. >> Okay. Well, then he can go to his house. >> But nobody's coming on scene. >> My color. >> Okay. >> He's not coming on scene. I'm telling you. He's not coming on scene. >> He's my kid. >> I don't care if he's your kid. He's not coming on scene. >> Hanging at my house because >> Well, that's fine. He can save your house. His girlfriend's a >> girlfriend. >> Girlfriends of some beautiful family. This is going to be >> great great news for Phil >> right now. >> This is [ __ ] >> Thising Haitian saying I hit him and I did not. And all the [ __ ] on my car is from everybody else in my park situation hitting me. I've gotten hit like four times in the last week just sitting in my resident parking. Go yourselves. Yeah. Can you just come get me, baby? >> Nobody's coming. Nobody's coming here. >> No, they aren't. >> No, they're not. No, >> they are. >> No, they're not. >> Um, >> if they come here, they're going to get arrested. >> I you then that's fine. >> Okay, fine. >> They didn't do anything wrong. If they come within 25 ft of us, I'm gonna give him one warning. >> Oh, you sound like the >> And then And then if he doesn't heed my warning, >> I almost gonna go to jail. I was gonna work for them, too. >> Like last week, I almost got hired and >> I almost got hired, bud. >> Uhhuh. Yeah. Is one class act. >> Oh my god, you guys are [ __ ] I don't know. >> Whatever. Let's go. Let's just keep pumping this up until you lose your job. >> Yeah, >> cuz you're really not stupid. I'm on the board. I do other sh >> I need them to at least come get my dog >> special. I've also volunteered PCA. >> I work there. I trained. >> I'll be happy to let them get the dog. >> Um, you're not the other let my dog loose on Deval Street. >> We already have a problem with officer. >> So, you are not leaving my dog. He >> I just told you that I'd be more than happy to let him pick up the dog. >> Service dog. I actually have ALS. >> Yes, he does. >> You are not going to leave my dog loose on the street like he did. >> I just told you twice. >> Go yourself. That's what my mother died of. >> I'm really over you. >> I don't care. >> Um, I used to be married to an officer. I all of you. >> Good. >> You're all >> good. Good for you. >> Wife abusers. You're alling [ __ ] >> Mhm. >> You really are. >> What is she gastro? >> Whatever you say. >> I work for crime victims. I work with all the abused kids. >> Good. >> You're alling. >> She's a real community. >> You can. It really is. >> And my kid when they show up here. But you're not going to take me away. Can I park my car legally? >> You cannot. >> Well, it's a little bit off the road cuz that was chasing me down. >> Oh god. >> You're really great. You're really great. Emma, >> did you sell my license? >> No. The officer has it. >> It's fine. I want it back though. >> Well, you're not going to get it back till he's done with it. >> Well, I get it back. >> When he's done with it. >> Okay, fine. >> This one is a real special. >> Like, I worked all day. I just want to go home. We live right there. I just want to go home. Uh oh. That's my husband. He was going to get pizza. Not a good story. >> Good story. >> Oh, she's going to call her dad. >> You all think my everything else. You guys are this guy. I did not hit him. He's a car. I want you to see where my vehicle hit him. I'm scared of favorites. Dad, I'm not going to hurt you. Just relax. Been a teacher 27 years. I do nothing. I literally teacher now. >> I'm like the nicest human. >> You're so nice. >> I am. >> Mhm. >> yourself. You're really an [ __ ] You're an [ __ ] I worked >> You're a not [ __ ] I worked juvie. >> I worked all of it. You're being an right now. >> Well, you're being an >> Yeah, you're the [ __ ] >> I need him to come. >> I need my I can't wait. I'm call the mayor right now cuz he's been >> uh Yeah, Dad. I'm on the corner of these harassing me. Uh right. Uh the this dude, this Haitian chased me down past Harpoon Aries. >> What's going on? >> I need you to come here and I need you. I am uh right past Harpoon Aries. I need you to come here. They're going to >> Nobody's coming here. >> Damn. >> Except for your son to get the dog here. I need to call people. I don't I don't know where is and going out to my boat and I just want you here. Please come here. They're being >> fun away from her. >> I don't know. >> I'm right past Harpoon Aries on uh Margaret. Yes. >> Okay. I'll be there. >> I love you so much. Thank you very much. >> All right. Love you. >> I love you so much. >> Who's going to get your dog? Him or your son? >> That's my dad. He's going to come. >> Is he? >> Go yourself. >> Okay. >> This is my son. >> Go yourself. I can't talk to my son. >> No, he cannot come within 25 ft of us. I already told you that. >> Can he give me a cigarette? >> No. >> Have a cigarette. >> A cigarette? >> Daddy's coming. Dad, >> you want him to take your dog? >> No, he's got a cat and he can't go home to his abus. >> So, your dad is going to take the dog? >> No, my dad will take my dog. He's got like a eight in my hand. >> Okay, >> go. >> Can I get a cigarette for my son? >> No. >> Why? >> Because I said so. >> Oh my god. You're an Is this >> You're an [ __ ] >> Yes. >> Good. >> You're an [ __ ] >> You are good. >> Can I Where am I? Can I just get a sip? >> Can Pope Phil just make me feel like a woman for once? >> Yes. >> Smoke some meat. Smoke it, baby. >> I like his grill. I like it. He's tight tight buns. >> I'd like him to grill my buns and toast them. >> Grill the buns. Put some of his man butter on them. >> God e [Music] so he's going to be so mad. He's going to be so mad. >> He's my soulmate. He completes me. Hopefully. You guys already broke my arm and dislocated my elbow. [Music] Can I just have a cigarette? >> Hey, grammar school. >> Really? >> Welcome. >> I have double. >> Great channel, guys. Grammar school. Great channel. for my whole life. I work on homicide my whole life and you guys are >> Yeah. >> What? >> My kids coming. My dad's coming. We're three generations here. >> I can't wait. >> Good. Good. >> Good for you guys. >> Good. You're a >> Can I have a cigarette >> from my kid >> who's not supposed to smoke cigarettes from his >> daughter's license? Thank you, buddy. >> Okay, >> so I want to explain it to you right here. >> Good. I got it. I >> You're going to get it cuz you know what I'm going to tell you. >> I know. So, this is a driver's exchange form. This is all for the crash. Okay. >> I didn't. >> Just listen. Let me >> show me where I crossed. >> Let me explain to you. So, this right here. >> I can't wait for you to show me where I crashed. >> Take it over. >> Show me where I crashed. >> Okay, you're not free to go. >> Can you please go show me where I crashed? >> Why don't you show her though? >> I really want to see that. >> I really want to see it. >> My dad and my kids and my husband's Yeah, that happened when the guy crashed into me. Look what happened. The other side is where the ebike hit me where I was parked. >> You see this too? So all that all >> that was from I already claimed that that was when the big truck came >> and >> you know she looks like the angry vet if he was a woman >> of that actress from Mama from the train. >> Yeah. Yeah. And Goonies. And Goonies. >> Yep. >> Yes. Oh dear lord. >> Oh yeah, grammar school. Thanks for linking that person. Great channel. Everybody go say hi. Join up. Yep. >> They were from San Francisco when they were from China. >> Okay, walk over to the side. >> That's already claimed. >> No, it's already claimed. >> Then why isn't it fixed? >> It's already on. This is bullish. right here. >> No, he's bullish. >> Leave him alone. >> I'm just going to walk in front of that car. >> Where's going to do it? That's full of >> hate bull. >> Where Where's your son? >> I don't know. >> Ma'am, >> he's over there, >> ma'am. My daughter is right here. My daughter is >> I did not hit that. >> I know. How old is this lady? >> Can you come over here, ma'am? >> Got to be in her. >> Ma'am, can you come over here? >> Making a false. >> Ma'am, can you come over here, please? >> That I already claimed on my insurance. >> Don't take my dog. >> No, we're going to give it to you. >> Is he Is he right there? >> He's right there. >> No. >> Okay, listen. >> No. >> All right. This is what's going to happen. My dad is coming. >> Ma'am, right now listen to me. Stop talking. >> No. Daddy. >> No. >> Okay. Listen. Obviously, you have been drinking. >> Okay. >> I had I can smell alcohol. >> I have a a brain tumor. >> Hey, officer. >> Are you done with your crash investigation? >> They already know. >> Officer investigation. >> A brain tumor and two drinks. I should have had two drinks. I was going >> All right. and two drinks. >> So, listen to this officer. >> Yeah. >> No, I mean it from my doc. >> No, you're going to listen to this officer. >> No, you're going to wait and listen to me. >> Ma'am, I'm going to take this. Let go. >> No, you're not. >> Let go. >> He is my >> Let go. >> Physical. >> Let go. >> Do not take my >> Let go. >> Look at him. He is actual. >> Let go or you're going to cuss. >> I don't care. You cannot take my dog. And you already ripped my elbow. Take my dog. >> That is my actual service. He does sound like crazy. >> I love that movie. That is my actual >> I love that movie. >> Take my Wait a minute, guys. >> Look, I'm going to put my >> This is my dad. >> That's my dad. >> Yeah, I need you. >> I need I need you a dog. These guys are out of control. What are you put in my purse? Dad. Dad. This is my dad. Don't yourself. Don't let him take my dog. >> Boy, he must be. >> Don't let him take my dog. Don't let him take my dog. I mean, >> we're not taking your dog. >> Service dog. >> Taking your dog. >> That's my No, that's my dad. And you guys are [ __ ] >> Dad, >> look. >> Dad, >> look. >> They're trying to say, "Dad, get my dog." >> Hold on. We're going to have to get this purse off first. >> Wait, let them take it. Can they take it? I don't want you to have nothing in there. There's >> Stop pushing against me, >> dude. Rocks. >> Can you take off? Take off. >> My dad and my son. Take my >> There is nothing in there >> with my card. There's like I have like >> finger card. Can you please give I'm really not the doctor back at >> Can you please let them take my purse? >> Why can't they take my purse? >> Cuz it's yours. It's going with you. >> You guys did this last time. You >> picked up my $120,000 football. >> Yeah, they took $120. Dad, >> get my purse. >> Dad, >> stop. >> You can get my purse. >> Stop pulling away from us. >> 100%. >> Yeah, John. You already shoulder arm. >> Stop pulling away from us. $20,000. >> Stop pulling away from us. >> Stop pulling away. I didn't even do You guys already tricep. >> I'm going to give him my uh grammar school. We married her off to Mr. You're supposed to kill one of our co-host. >> Wait, her husband shows up. Wait till you see him. >> Stop. Stop. >> Dad, >> they are theying break my arms. Give it to my dad. That's my husband. >> Video aring me. Give my husband my >> Do not try to kick me. >> You can give my husband my >> trying to kick me. I have her. >> This is kind of like Jeremiah Pain. If Samantha ever got arrested. >> I'm really trying to not kick you. >> And you broke my wrist already. Broken. I broke six. >> Jeremiah had a new video today. Apparently, uh, two people yelled obscene things at him. He challenged them to a fight and they drove off because they were in a car while he was standing on the side of the road protesting the police. >> God, what? >> So, he says, "The [ __ ] they they didn't they didn't they wanted to fight and they didn't. I scared them off." And you're like, "Oh, God." >> They they said something obscene and they drove off. It had nothing to do with you scaring them. She broke six fingers, nine toes, her hip, and her skull. >> Yes, >> that was some gynecology exam. Broke all of those during it. >> Yep. >> Simple exam. >> Fingers, my hip, my skull, my collar. But I can get on my leg though cuz this leg just got reconstructed. I just put this I just got this ankle reconstructed of Get in the vehicle. >> Can you give my husband get in the vehicle? >> Give my husband Get in the Get in the >> No. I have every right. >> Get in the vehicle. >> Hit my head harder. >> Get in the vehicle. >> Get my head harder. I can't wait till you hit my vehicle, man. >> Get in the vehicle. >> Can you get my husband my purse? >> Get my purse. >> You'reing [ __ ] >> Hi, baby. Don't yourselves. >> Wow. My attorney. That's my dad. >> Go. >> Uh remember in about 15 minutes folks, Pope Phil takes over as it is going to be the reuniting of the poop scoop [ __ ] show. Whatever. The band. >> Yep. >> The band is back together if he shows up. >> Yep. >> That's right. our last hour, >> wheelchairs and everything. Yep. >> It will be up to Mr. Pope Phil to actually break the record. He has to break the record. We are at 34 marriages to NCR over the last seven hours. He's going or almost eight. Uh Phil's going to have to break the record uh with with two more. We want 36 to get out of here. 36. So, >> I'm in better shape than this lady. And I'm 86. >> That's right. >> I have all my teeth. >> I have never broken a bone in my life. I have been thrown off of horses. I have fallen. I I fell down and that hurt. >> Right. >> But I'm in good shape. Really am for my decrepit age. >> Right. and for what you do for a living. >> All that bending over been arrested. Yep. >> Yep. >> All that bending over and mopping the floors and all that hard hard work for an 87y old. >> Yes. Yes. >> That's my >> I mean two more year actually no five more years and you can retire. >> Yes. >> That's right. soon. >> Are going to be bruised from my head to my towel. >> Don't yourself. Can you please? >> Uh, well, okay. Well, Vomit is willing to sacrifice herself to break the record. Uh, what do you think? We have a tribute who has come forward to break the record. >> Yes. >> Dearly beloved. >> Yeah. Do it on your time. Phil's gonna [ __ ] it up. You know that. >> Well, we know that. Yeah. Dearly beloved, we are here today to unite the fandom that is Whale Vomit and Mr. NCR. They are mutual fans of each other. >> Yes. >> Mutual fans of alcohol >> and mutual fans of this segment where we marry random people together. Miss Whale Vomit, we already know your answer is yes. But do you take Mr. NCR to be your main squeeze, your teleonic influencer, and of course, your ride home from the bar every Thursday night. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Yes. >> Okay, good. >> And Mr. NCR, do you take this wonderful woman to having a hold this day forward from now until at least midnight tonight where you will have some sort of wedded bliss with all the people in your house as you have 20some other women in the house right now? >> What? >> I'm getting the I'm getting the death stare. I'm getting the death stare. Yes, me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Hi, my baby. >> Then in a historic moment, this is the 35th wedding of the day to Mr. NCR who isn't even in the room. >> Yep. >> As we have broken the record for being the tribute >> as Mr. NCR now has the record. And let's see if Mr. Pope Phil can add to it next hour as we finish off this unhinged Karen these cops have ever seen. The most unhinged. >> Please let him lose her piece of work. >> I want my can on my son. Go yourself. Go yourself. >> Go. So, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. >> Can you answer me? Can you answer me? Open the door. >> Can you let my dad move my car? >> No. It's getting >> My dad can't move my car. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> This hurts so bad. They'reing nuts. I can't wait. I I can't wait. I >> kidding her. >> Can you tell my dad to move my car? There's my woman. Oh my god. >> I'm so turned on. I'm so turned on. Yummy. Yummy. Phil. >> Phil, we officially just broke the record. We're at 35. >> It is up to you next hour to continue to break the record. We're at 35. So, however you may add to it, you may add to it. Even if you have to marry Judy and Mark off too, Mr. NZR. >> Um, well, I I I just received news Judy will will not uh be with us tonight. >> Then, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. You take over. >> You already married me off to this woman. >> I'm marrying Judy off to NCR. >> I hope you have some flower, Phil. I really do. >> Yes. Dearly, dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for a very special occasion as we marry off our one and only intrepid reporter, Judy, to the most marginal member of our staff, NCR. Judy, despite you already being married and this being a severe downgrade, do you take NCR to be your lastly witted husband? I do. Oh, I love my voice. >> And NZR, because you're marrying way outside your league, you better enthusiastically take Judy to be your lovely witted YouTube spouse. >> I'm moving on up. Moving on up to the sky to a deluxe apartment in the sky high. By the power vested in me by the east side, I now pronounce you you two a husband and wife. Judy, you can hate us forever. >> Sh. Well, on that note, it looks like >> now I do I do have some news. I do have some news to share. Um, okay. >> There is uh JJ, our our favorite uh cub reporter uh has a um sick pet. So, uh she needs some mom time. >> Okay. Well, it is the official start of your show. So, go ahead and since your guest is here, go ahead and play your theme and I will get out of here. >> I can't play our theme because we don't have it. >> Well, well, go play your >> We're not going to finish the lovely bride. >> Oh, god. I couldn't take another 10 minutes. >> Are you kidding me? >> Bill, remember you're running the show, so you have to get on your computer. >> I'm working on it. Jesus son of a [ __ ] Son of a [ __ ] Yeah, just finish off my bride. Come on. >> We're done. We're done with the bride. Already closed. >> Finish off my bride. >> I already closed the window. >> I didn't mean I didn't get to see her. >> Oh my god. >> You got to see enough of her. >> That's not fair. >> What a dick. What a complete dick. [Music] Hulk field and the paper rotty riding through the southern hills. Rumble thunder. Lightning strikes. Seeking out their wheels. Whiskey in their veins. Devil in their lies. Chasing shadows in the night under the star skies. [Music] Rebels in the moonlight. Wondering souls born to raise hell with the devil's own feeling light through the night. Nights of darkness want to fight. [Music] Legends of the south, tales of f. Legends of the whisy road. Stories are told. Leather and steel guns amazing body through the darkest day. Thousands of the shadows lost in time. Born to raise hell with the devil's own might feel and the pain running through the night. The night of darkness to fight. [Music] to raise with the devil's own might feel and the people might run through the night so darkness wanted to Heat. Heat. [Music] raise hell with the devil's own might feel and the paper might run through the night. Knights of darkness sworn to fight the fight. The fight to fight. The fight. [Music] Yes. Yes. Have you ever heard that, Chuggy? Juggy, I can't hear you. You're I can't hear a word you're saying. >> I said, "Have you ever heard Have you ever heard that theme song?" >> Uh, I don't know. Have I can't think. Why? >> I don't know. Isn't that the best theme song? >> It's yours, so therefore it's impressive. Not quite as good as a poop scoop one, but I'll let you go. I'll let that one slide. >> Well, you know, the same the same artist did them both. Fair enough. Fair enough. How are you, dude? How was you the other day? >> I'm doing great. How are you, my friend? God, long time. >> Long time. >> It's getting It's getting cold and wet over here, but it's Scotland in August in October. So, what you expect? >> Yeah, we've actually had really nice weather. We've been in the 70s. It's been beautiful. >> It's unusual. weather. Yeah. Um, and I hear America's shut down at the moment. No one's being paid. Nothing's going on and all chaos. >> No. No. That's the government. They don't do [ __ ] anyway. They don't do [ __ ] Except Except Now, now, now this is here's the thing. I I I've been kind of on a on a rant about this. I think all these uh first amendment uh defenders uh should be going to Chicago and I think what they ought to do is start uh uh bad mouthing soldiers. That's what I think. I think they should get in soldiers faces and you know point their cameras and because I think that will work out really well for them. [Laughter] I like I like direct D's um description of them, not foresers, actists, which I thought was brilliant. >> Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. Because cuz given given an opportunity to actually go somewhere and defend the First Amendment, what are they doing? They're showing up at a city council meeting thousands of miles away. >> Yeah. and they >> traffic stop, >> but they all go to these cities that aren't their cities to demand public records. >> I thought the whole point of the public records act was for local people to understand how their local government was acting >> or >> Well, it is. It is. And you know, I I don't have, you know, I don't have a problem with it. Here's an idea. Why don't you try and go get the identity of the ICE agents who are masked? Ah, that's where we might disagree. If you want to if you want to do something that is, you know, actually newsworthy and actually defends the First Amendment, they had a Presbyterian minister who got shot in the head with a pepper ball at an ICE detention center for [ __ ] praying. So, First Amendment auditors, where are you in your outrage over this obvious egregious uh offense against the First Amendment? Like, I Why aren't you there protesting that instead of uh Carolina Fort Worth, who I don't know if you heard this, got arrested on uh pro uh probation violation. >> I saw that. You know, like, you know, Carolina, if you were in Chicago actually doing something about the First Amendment, they wouldn't have you wouldn't have been around to be arrested. There's an idea. >> That's pushing the the boundaries of um uh common sense. But yeah, I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. But it's this whole thing. I mean, it's this whole thing about the fact that their rights are more important than everyone else's rights. >> Yes. >> And I saw Liberty Troll um Zach uh outside the golf course in Florida where you know he spent his entire life shoving camera in people's faces >> and doesn't care what the consequences are for the person. Yet the moment someone puts a camera in his face, he [ __ ] loses his [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> It's ridiculous. >> They all They all do. They all do. What you know what was uh uh DMA's uh uh go-to move, right? If if uh you know, he would set out film citizens, right? And they would object and then he would walk away. And so when they would pull their camera out and start doing it to him and following him, he'd turn around and go, "You're harassing me, you know, yet when they do it, it's, you know, you have no right to privacy in public, but now you're causing alarm and fear in them." >> I And then I heard I listened to the li to trolls explanation of the lawsuit yesterday. I I I don't think it's a done deal. I really don't. I don't think DMA is going to get have an easier time in court. Do you think she is? >> Well, we h we have uh we have the DMC CA lawyer on from time to time. >> Um he seems fairly competent. Um, we have uh disagreements, he and I, uh, because, uh, I don't think it's as clear-cut as he seems to think it is, but of course, he's a, you know, he's the one filing the lawsuit, so of course he thinks it's gold. >> Yeah, I I think I don't I think he will win, but I don't think it's as clearcut as and as easy as I think it's going to be. And I wonder what the penalties will be. >> Well, I Okay, here here's the thing, though. I is there is no clear-cut definition of what fair use is? So, my my whole thing is always this. Who determines what's fair use and what standard are you going to apply? And I I don't think that's and and I haven't gotten a good answer on that. Um, you know, the the closest I get to uh you know, it's kind of like the old adage, you know, what's the definition of pornography? Well, I don't know, but I know it when I see it >> on on Chile's channel. No bad. >> Right. Right. No. Yeah. But but I'm just say I'm just saying I the problem I have is who gets to be the arbiter of what's fair use. >> So correct me if I'm wrong. YouTube has never defined what it considers fair use. Has it >> correct? Correct. >> And it's going >> there's an exception. They claim they claim there's an exception for fair use, but then they're the ones who like review it and determine whether it violates their policy or not, but their policy doesn't give you uh here's the definition of fair use. >> Yeah. So, how can anyone tell when doing a reaction video? >> Right. And that's and that's what >> Right. And that's what Randall's thing is. Randall's thing is I just want it to get set. So here's here's the rules. >> Well, okay. So I I I slightly agree with if that's what he wants to happen, >> I can see that being a good call, >> but is this the right then one says, is this the right way to do it? >> Right. >> And there I don't know. don't know what the answer is. >> I don't I don't either. Oh, we have a fake dog owner joining us. Well, no, it's not working. >> What? What? My um my pimp. >> Hello, Gia. >> There you are. There you are. Okay, there you are. >> Hey, Freddy's here. >> Freddy's here. Oh, >> hi Freddy. >> And apparently Chopped Liver's here, too. You didn't say hi to Suggie. >> Hi, Sugarler. >> Love you, Sugarler. >> Yeah, it shows. It shows you you show up and you and your first thing is, "Hey, Frody." >> I said hello to him in the last stream and then I left. I said, "Hi, sugar. >> Don't bad me, you [ __ ] Hold steady. Good god. >> She's threatened to quit. She's threatening. >> She's threatened to take She's threatened to take all her fake dog toys and go home. >> Yes, Freddy is my bastard son from a drunk week in Australia. Please welcome him. >> Yes, he is. You're welcome every time. >> Yes, he is a wonderful guy. Yes, he is. >> As well as his daughter C and my daughter C. >> I'm so confused. >> Me, too. Just go with it. Tricky. Just go with Okay. Okay. >> Shares my daughter's birthday and his daughter shares my birthday. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Wow. >> We are kindred spirits. >> So, we're just talking about about um actual we're talking about actualists >> and the DMA lawsuit just because it's it's on topic at the moment. >> Yeah. Who knows? Well, I you know, I I don't know if you've been uh paying attention, but um uh your Irish friend has in default. >> Yes, I saw I heard that. I think he I saw I was watching one of his streams the other night, just the topic interested me, one of the court ones, and apparently he said he'd done something. Whether that was in relation to the lawsuit or not, I don't know. But here's a question for you, >> generic question. If you if there's a lawsuit out there requesting and in the in the lawsuit, as Chia always does, he requests 75,000 in damages. If that then goes to a default judgment, does that mean that the plaintiff is awarded,000? >> Yes. >> Don't worry. What? >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. If you if you fail if you fail. Okay. So, here here's how here's how civil lawsuits work, right? >> Oh, okay. >> Everything everything is presumed true as written, >> right? So, Chile makes a claim, right? It's presumed true, right? And your defense is it's not true. Well, but but that's that's how it works, right? Because this is not this is not criminal law, right? You're not presumed innocent, right? >> You're pres in civil law, you're presumed guilty, and you have to uh come up with a defense to prove why you're not guilty. And so, for example, >> you know, Jill is claiming uh uh let's just say Jill's claiming defamation, right? Jill's saying, you know, Chuggy, you're defaming me. The presumption is you defamed him. Your defense is I can't have defamed him because you know here's and here's the listing of reasons why it's not defamation. >> I I I was on to believe the the comment was true. >> Well, so Demon's accused of pornbombing him, >> right? That's the that's the claim. And so he has to come up with a defense on on why it wasn't him or it isn't porn bombing or whatever it is. >> Yeah. >> Okay. And so now the only thing is there's no jail time involved or anything like that. This is all just about money. >> Yep. >> Right. So there's a money damage. So if you don't if you don't file an answer to the case, right, then you don't get discovery. What you should do, especially with Chile, is make him prove his damages. >> Yeah. >> Make him prove how he came up with that amount. >> And the only way you can do that. >> And the only way you can do that is to defend the lawsuit because then you have to go through the discovery process. >> Assume Yeah. Silence assumes consent. >> Yes. Yeah, >> it does. Yeah. Yeah, >> you're not gonna say anything about it. Let's assume it's true. Yep. >> So, if you if you default, right, then everything is presumed true and the and the uh plaintiff wins or the defendant wins if the plaintiff doesn't answer. >> Yep. >> So, it's it's a dumb it's a dumb move. It's a dumb move. You can't ignore it and act like it's going to go away. >> Yep. Yep. Well, it was a dumb move for to ignore any court documents. Period. >> And he admitted it supposedly. >> He admitted to allegedly. Yeah. >> Well, but that would be something that Chile would have and his team would have to get into the court record, right? That's their allegation. And then you have to get an actual, you know, provide actual evidence to back that up and all the other stuff, right? >> Yeah. There's recordings of it. You should you should Yeah, you should you should defend it. >> Yes. No matter what, you should defend it. >> But you know what? I don't I don't even play a YouTube I don't even play a lawyer anywhere. >> I'm not a lawyer and I don't even pretend to be a lawyer. So I suppose at that at that point it comes down to you know in if what we believe to be true in this case is true it comes down to mitigation isn't it? >> Uh I I suppose so I mean I you know I >> can you mention the argument in court now you didn't lose followers because of the porn bombing. who actually gained a followers to see what would happen next. >> That actually that could be a defense, right? If you have the stats to back that up, right? >> Could be, >> right? Let's just let's just say for example, >> your channel, >> you could you could show that he actually gained membership after that. Then that actually could be your defense, right? You don't have damages. you can't have damages because you know you're you know in theory I boosted your channel and in theory your revenue increased. >> Didn't he try to do the same thing to what's his name? >> What was the guy who did the uh indestructible trifold? What was his name? >> Oh uh Gunnar. >> Gunner. Yeah. >> He did the same thing to Gunnar. Just laughed his ass off. Yep. >> Yeah. Yeah. Because because again that that was fair use and that is the first amendment, right? Criticism, right? The the number one thing in in almost all first uh especially free speech cases against public figures, right, is the right to criticize. >> Is that police tube again? >> Yeah. >> What's that? Jeremy Dwit news by Petard's grandpa. >> Who's that police tube again? >> I don't know. >> Oh, there's Mark. Where the hell is Mark? Why isn't he up? >> I'm getting him. I'm getting him. >> Question. What else? >> Hold on. Hold on. >> I know all these people. >> Because I've been because I've been sat backstage for the last 10 minutes. Oh, now Mark, tell us is my dog >> Because you didn't send me the intro music, you bastard. >> Is my dog? >> I just woke up. I've been Yeah, I I've not been well. >> Is my dog real? >> Yes. And she's my dog. >> You haven't been You haven't been well in the two years I've known you. He went to the hospital. He went to the hospital [ __ ] twice. >> Oh, I did not know that. >> Twice I got sent to a hospital that is not in my [ __ ] country because apparently the basic test that I needed couldn't be done in my own [ __ ] country. Thank you very much, bastards. >> Wow. Wow. Well, that's I know why that is because sheep sheep don't have um have thumbs. They can do the test. >> As I as I said to somebody earlier, we have considerably more sheep than we have people. We have far more sheep than we have castles. And we have considerably more castles than we have days of the year that it doesn't [ __ ] rain. >> You should have called me. I just sent the plane. I just sent the plane. >> Okay. >> Well, I I I couldn't even drive. Never mind flyer. I was like >> poor baby. >> Poor baby. >> Question mark. The question is in >> because of the number of whales sheep in Wales, do you go to a people hospital? This is a question. >> Big and raid. Big and raid. >> Hey Mrs. Biggan, welcome. >> We're in trouble now. >> Yes, we are. Yes, we are. >> Appreciate you. Whale vomit. We are what? >> We're getting we're getting raided by the the big and viewers. So, we're having a big rate. >> Hello Kitty as big as >> Hey, for the big and raiders. I I I need to explain a little bit about what's going on at this time. >> But basically, we're a bunch of morons that get together and [ __ ] >> The band is back together. Yes, >> the band is back together. Uh, Gia is taking the place of Judy because Judy is otherwise engaged and uh, and our sympathies go out to Judy and JJ. >> Um, >> and I sound like [ __ ] because >> well, yeah, reasons. >> The guy at the bottom of your screen with the wig on uh, is a a Welsh bastard. His name is Mark the Sarcastic law student. >> Yes. Uh the other gentleman, not me, is is uh the lord of Jaffa cakes uh >> in Scotland. Yes. >> In Scotland. And we had we have a show on Friday nights uh that we would call the poop scoop where we would sit the ground together and shoot the [ __ ] >> And so that's what we are doing on this show. There is no way in hell that that [ __ ] right up there got one kilogram of Jaffa cakes for £3.99. >> Even taking into consideration inflation, that's just that's [ __ ] ridiculous. >> Suggy claim Suggy claims he got he got a a package of Java cakes for £3.99. Yeah, somebody stabbed him. That's why not possible. Just not possible. >> Hey, Carrie. >> Yes. >> Hey, Carrie. >> And he will. >> But I did provide I did provide receipts. >> Sell his soul for Valvita cheese. He will. >> You You provided You provided a nap written out Joffa cake £3.99. That's not receipts. That's not receipts. So here's a question for you all. >> What do you think the oldest sports trophy in the world is that still that is still competed for today? >> Um >> it's going to be probably something to do with cricket which no one in America gives a [ __ ] about. >> No no it's going to be something to do with golf or horse racing. >> Again something no one in America gives a [ __ ] about. told you. >> What was it, Jiggy? >> Lawn bowling. >> Lawn bowling. Yeah, lawn bowling. >> That's what it is. That's what it No, funny enough. No, funny enough, your close gear is not. It's actually um horse racing >> 1559. >> The second one is 16003 and was archery. And the BS one, >> the the earliest BS trophy was 1857. >> Wow. Okay. >> I was there. I >> You were there. >> I presented >> You were there. >> I presented that to this year's winners last Saturday. >> He uh he he he modeled for the trophy. >> Yeah, he was there. He was there. It's old as [ __ ] >> Suggy, you should know that in America, nothing happened before 1776 in the world. >> In fairness, in the UK, we we >> only matters the US. That's it. Nothing else matter. The the rest of the world could [ __ ] right off. >> I mean, yeah, that sounds about right. Um, >> there you go, Phil. There is said trophy on the screen. >> I have sent it to you. >> You sent it to me where? On Discord. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> we we um we had a clan that was older than the US, but we we murdered it. >> They murdered a clan. >> A clan. >> The clan. >> Why? >> The clan. That's what you're going with. The clam. Really, Mark? That's what you want to go with? >> We we we we had a clam that was believed to be the oldest living clam on Earth at the time. >> Clam. Clam. >> And in order to find out how old it was, we we murdered it. >> Nice. >> No joke. Honestly, I mean, >> this thing was over 500 years old. >> Wow. was in North Wales. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Trust the [ __ ] Welsh really. >> That's news. >> Yeah, >> it is news. >> Um, very important. You did you make it did you make a good clam chowder? Was it a bit tough? >> Yeah. >> Clam chowder. >> Yeah. >> Well, actually they they use that as part of the defense because they were like, well, you know what? probably even older clams have been, you know, killed. And >> how do you age a clam? >> Tell me how you age a clam. >> It's It's like It's like a tree. Um they have like rings on the on the shells that Yeah. >> the [ __ ] you don't know. >> One ring every year. >> Wow. >> So they had they had to like they had to dissect it in order to actually be able to count the rings because >> why the rings? >> Hang on. They had to kill it. >> So they had to hang on. They had to kill it to cut it up to catch >> I mean to be honest with you it was already dead by the time they got there but you know like they froze it and stuff on the ship to get it. >> It's like killing rabbits to find out if you were pregnant kind of. But yeah, no, they were trying to do a step to climate change >> and they were using >> Oh, sorry Mark. Thanks for the three months membership level not eligible to marry NCR. >> A clam is Chi-Chi Rodriguez is moist. >> Don't [ __ ] me. >> A clam has rings. >> You're Ian. This is this is very educational. Yes. >> How do we how do we go from to clams having rings? >> Because of Mark. >> I don't know. I don't know. >> Because of what can I say? I'm a man. I just randomly think of clowns. Just >> just rings on a shell. >> Well, then why do you have to open it and murder it? >> Does it taste good? because you couldn't count all the rings unless you do that. >> Oh, >> cuz I want to have a good time today. >> In fairness, I I don't know if they knew exactly how old it was before they did that. It was only after they' done that. But >> that was it was already long dead by that point. >> The clam. >> Rest in peace. Phil, >> you're all welcome. >> Rest in peace. We cannot tell Lisa Alazar that I was watching the Texans game on Sunday night with a beer in Scotland. Just don't for God's sake let her know that >> oh >> the Clam educational channel. Yes. >> The more you know >> because this is what people come to really cool news for. >> What is what people come This is what the poop has been known to provide quality educational material. Yes. It's It's e It's either drunk girls or it's stories about clams. >> Yes. >> Or you >> This is the place to be. >> Oh god. >> The rings in the bathtub. Oh my god. Well, I don't I don't know if you have heard, Chuggy, uh, but James Freeman got himself arrested in Texas >> with a bad shoulder >> typically. >> Yes, he does. Yes, it's bad. >> With a bad shoulder. Yes, it's bad. Um, he uh decided to go play fo uh and interfere in a traffic stop. And of course, they don't take that uh lightly in Texas. uh and so arrested him for interference and of course he's claiming it's not an interference and um Emanuel Mada Carolina Fort Worth all the Fort Worth auditors have you know all been arrested and had their uh convictions upheld uh under this law so it's been well tested in Texas and found to be uh within uh uh Texas constitution. So yeah, nice go. >> With the exception with the exception of California, >> most states are beginning to clamp down on these idiots, aren't they? >> They're trying to Yes. This is what this is what I've been saying all along, right? The only thing that you're going to do is get new laws passed so that the rest of us get their our rights restricted further >> because you're a jackass. >> Yes. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Yes. Make it harder for me to actually do business with my government because you want to be a jackass for YouTube. >> Yes. Yes. >> Hang on a second. Carrie, I've already said hi to you when you first came in. Hello, Carrie. T, right? Already said hello to you. >> Um, >> no, you didn't. >> So, yeah. I mean, he didn't hear you. >> Yes, I did. Shut up. >> Uh, so what is this from Becca? Yeah, you're uh relaying just relaying the message. You said you were you >> Oh, that was that was from the last stream. >> That was from the last stream. >> Okay. >> That was from Jim's stream because I called cuz my name was Griffy is a thorn and she replied, "You're just mad because you a battery operated dog. Yeah, that was >> I mean it could be worse. It could be like one of those clockwork ones that you wind up. >> Mark knows Mark knows what Zoe is and she is not fake. >> She's Scottish. >> She's Welsh. And believe it or not, she will be three next month. >> God. Really? >> Already. Mark Gra >> Mark Gra claims to have been in the RAF and we all know what a lie that is. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So why should I believe him about your dad? >> Yeah. >> Well, Phil, I'm I'm actually doubting that lie now because he's so good at not working between a Thursday and a Tuesday. He might be I told I'm well trained by the RAF. I can't help it. That's why I'm here. It's my [ __ ] week off >> and you get paid for it because you sis gave yourself >> is a corgi. >> Zoe is a corgi. >> Scottish corgi. >> Corgi. >> No. >> Yes. >> Cicero is moist. >> That's why that's why likes to wear kilts. She is my fourth corgi. She is a corgi. >> We We've got one of those bridge. >> Mark, you need to ask um Cis about her lino her lonium removal tool. >> Why does that sound like a war crime? >> That was her. That's why she's so little. >> Hey, Jamie. >> Yeah, that that that sounds like a war crime tribunal just for asking. Hey, Grammar School, welcome. I love your stuff. By the way, if you have not done and subscribed to Grammar School, you need to do that. He loves covering soft set and softset gurus. It is quality stuff. It is quality stuff. >> Yep. >> Who is >> get to find out about the origin grammar school. >> I will find a link to his channel and I will put it in the chat. We need to get him boosted. these under members. >> So, so all these fores are just they all getting arrested, all getting charged. >> More and more are getting jailed. >> Yeah. >> Which is quite fun. Except for California where the police just appear to be powerless. Well, I it's the it's the legislature, right? The legislature has to come up with things to do, right? And I because they are on the more um liberal side, we'll say, uh they tend to be slow to react to things. So, I think it will come on because several of the cities are starting to come up with their own uh stuff. >> I I would still love to know how much money fraudes cost local jurisdictions. It must be >> Oh, I agree with that. I Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that. >> I mean, it's never freedom of information request. >> Oh, [ __ ] I'll film you getting it. Um, but there's never one policeman. There's always four or five policemen and then there's a trial and then there's a complaint process and then there's gone whatever else and so it goes on and on and on. The cost must be horrific period. by that name. I don't name. >> Hold on. I'm I'm I'm putting in a link here. Hold on. >> Good. You're doing something tech. >> I'm doing something tech. >> There we go. There's a link to grammar school channel. Go >> actually a cross between A cat and a rabbit. Okay. >> A cat and a rabbit. Maybe. Yeah. >> You said rabbit. >> I know what he's saying. I know what he's saying. >> I don't understand these people. I just don't understand these people. >> I don't either. It's more like a a tap and a rat. >> Oh my god. I don't know. >> Thank you, K. People are nuts. >> Everybody's nuts. >> I just got I just got my mut from Tennessee. >> That's what she said. >> You just got your wife from Tennessee. >> A mut? >> No. >> Oh, I thought nuts. >> What? >> I did too, but I would have thought he would have brought that along with him when he moved the first time, but So I >> I mean in fairness I mean if you do actually like measure the length of your your tackle um from the uh tip to the the base of the uh the nut. Um I mean that that would give you a fairly long tackle. I mean you could probably get records to get >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? What? >> Oh god. >> If you if you left if you It's like what? Like nearly 4,000 miles. Like three and a half thousand miles. >> Oh my god. >> If you measured from the tip to the base of the balls and you left your balls back in the US. I mean, yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Mark, what meds are you on at the moment? >> Mark. Mark, >> we have some. We have guests and we would like to retain those guests. >> Please, for the love of God, >> for the love of God, graduate already. >> You gave me the invite. >> Are you going to be a uh a solicitor or a uh or a >> a barristister? >> A barristister or a solicitor? >> The barista. >> I I haven't decided yet. So barristers wear the wig and the outfit. Solicitors don't. Okay. Yeah. I say >> barristers are the only ones barristers are the ones that talk in court. Sisters are the barristers on your >> un unless they do a special course which allows them to act as >> all I watch is UK now. So I'm getting it. I'm getting it. Great shows by the way. UK knows how to produce great shows. Yep. >> Very good. >> Oh, yes we do. Yep. >> What B? >> Well, B is living up to the name. >> We will dog. >> Zoe is real. She is a wonderful dog. Mom, I might have to fight you all. >> Or [ __ ] I'm a celebrity now. We don't >> I know. I like that. >> We're just ignoring the pill. I I mean there there's there's some there's some good drama there. I mean, you know, people fainting and that's good. >> Um, and what else what else is occurring in the world? >> Uh, what else is occurring in the world? >> We're uh we're sending active troops. We're sending active troops into our cities because one political party is now a terrorist group. >> I mean, we haven't quite got that far yet. >> Chicago's arrest still on flags. >> So, >> well, I just I just want you to pause and I want just ponder that for a minute. I mean I mean imagine imagine the Democrats got into power and went the Republicans are a terrorist group. >> I mean I could see that >> you just go what now? That's how dictatorships start. >> Yeah. I I mean that that literally happened in >> we've lost our ever loving mind that we >> that literally happened in the early 30s in a in a certain country in Europe. >> Yes. >> Yeah. I just we we've lost as a country we've lost our ever loving minds because we can't agree on simple things like this is just a colossally bad idea. Send people whose job it is to kill other people into our to do it to our own residents. like this is >> and if you think that your police are militarized, I mean just Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So we the other day um Phil in in the UK we had anti-Palestine riots or anti-Israel riots, >> right? We had over a thou over a thousand arrests because >> right >> the Palestinian group that was being supported by these protesters has been declared a terrorist organization by the UK government. >> So all these people were arrested for supporting terrorism. So they weren't arrested under law and order charges. They were they were arrested under terrorism actual terrorism act. >> Yeah. which >> yeah that they got a lot more powers under under the terrorism act. So >> well that's and that's that's the same way it is in the United States, right? If you're doing something in order to prevent terrorism that becomes under the uh national defense and there's a lot more powers and a lot more things you can do. I mean that's that's ours goes back but ours goes back to >> hang on our tourism act goes back to the IRA problem. >> So we had legitimate we had legitimate cause to enact that legislation to keep our population safe. >> Right. >> Well, you had bombings and Yeah. Yeah. murders going on. Sure. >> Yeah. >> Back in the trouble. >> Haven't had that yet. >> The trouble. >> And don't even get me started on digital IDs. >> Digital IDs. >> H. >> Yeah. I can't quite work that. Yeah. No, don't. I haven't. I haven't yet got the hang of this one. >> That's [ __ ] nuts. I mean, >> our delightful prime minister who's a complete [ __ ] We get told all the time that it's a really really bad idea to like use the same password for everything, >> right? >> There's a reason for that. >> That's all I'm going to say. Um, >> yeah. >> So, so you guys you guys are are contemplating digital IDs? >> No. Well, no. One person in the country is contemplating digital IDs. Everybody else is telling him, "No, [ __ ] off. That's a really bad idea >> because because of the small boat crisis and the immigr illegal immigration issue on the south coast. >> Okay. >> We have >> which is not the RNL >> with no fault. We should be out there fighting on these. No. Shush. Don't go that way. Um we have we have the same problem you guys do with illegal immigrants working and and just you taking all the jobs that they should really have. >> So the prime minister's great idea to solve to solve the small boat crisis is to bring in this digital ID that anyone getting a job has to provide the digital ID which is great unless you are a UK citizen and you have a passport. Why do you need another bit of ID? You don't. >> And more to the point, why do you need the government to have access to it? And why do you need to put all of your data onto a database and link it to everything that you do? >> See, you guys you guys have the same problem that we have, which is if you really want to end all of this, start arresting the employers. >> Well, I mean that's that's what we do. The employers are already required to check a person's right to work in the UK. They have to do that, >> right? Same way in the United States. >> You see, the pro the problem that they're trying to fix is like people like working like cash in hand jobs like you know being paid under the counter. But that's still going to happen because you can still pay somebody under the counter if they don't have a digital ID. It just it's it's surplus requirements. But yeah. >> Right. Right. But let's say Okay, but let's say Mark, I'm paying you under the table, right? >> Yeah. I mean, fine thing, but >> hang stop. Stop. Time out. Time out. Time out. You're doing what under the table, Phil? >> I'm giving him a handy. >> Yeah. >> Um, >> giving me a backhander. >> Yeah, I'm Yeah, I'm giving him a handy under the table. No, I'm paying him under the table. Right. I I I bring him over to uh to uh harvest corn here in Iowa. All right. And I'm going to I'm going to >> I don't know [ __ ] about corn. >> It doesn't matter because >> I know [ __ ] about sheep, but not about corn. >> Yeah. >> Not as well, >> right? Neither do I. I'm not a farm boy, but but >> fortunately, I do know who do. But in my analogy, I bring you over here to to harvest corn and I and I don't have you as an official employee and uh I brought you over illegally and I'm just giving you cash. >> Yeah. >> Now you get caught by ice, right? You get deported. >> Mhm. >> Right. And we go and we go, "Oh, okay. That's a good use of our time. Now I get to continue on doing my my farm and everything else." and I may have to pay a fine or something like that, but really nothing happens to me. >> And what I'm saying is put me in jail. >> Don't worry about Mark. I mean, if you want to deport him, deport him. I would too because he's a smelly bastard. But >> look, that was one time I let out that fart. But but >> I had >> so if you want to >> so if you want to stop people doing it right, you have to go after the people who are paying them. >> Yes. >> Not the workers, right? The workers are the problem. >> I agree. >> It's the people paying them. >> People weren't paying them, they wouldn't do that. >> I agree. >> That's a ridiculous thing that most of our governments already do that. I just continue to >> also that's only half the problem. >> What's that? >> In in her last budget, our chanc that's that's only half the problem. >> In her last budget, our chancellor raided national insurance contributions, employer contributions, and made the cost of staff worse, >> right, >> for every business, >> right? So suddenly the cost to employ someone has gone up. >> Yep. >> And pricing and demand has gone has gone down. >> Right. >> Therefore to make some of these businesses work and probably the same in the US too. I don't know. So you've got to leave a an environment where it was beneficial to do it properly or less harsh to do it not properly so to speak. >> Yeah. I I mean we're we're pretty >> double getting into a point where it's cheaper to risk the fine than it is to employ somebody. Yeah. Because they got to >> they got to pay your your sort of >> they got to pay your contributions. >> They got to pay into your pension pot. They got it, you know. >> Yep. >> And Mexico all these other things they got% right 90 or 90% of the wealth is held by the richest people, the desperate people that want to feed their children and help their families. >> Mhm. come to the United States and get hired for it less than you would pay somebody here. >> I mean, yeah, it's it I mean, the funny thing is it's probably even better than they would get back home as well, which is >> Yeah. Well, yeah. Because Yeah, because all the wealth in Mexico is 90, you know, 80%, let's say 75%. >> is wealth. The rest is impoverished. >> Or no, I should say the other way around. 15 20% is wealth. The rest is impoverished. They are desperate. They are hungry. They have families to care for and they come here to send money back there because the wealthy don't give it. >> Yeah. And >> well and and culturally they just have a different culture, right? So they they support their family. >> Exactly. Exactly. >> Money back. >> Exactly. >> Right. So that family can can, you know, >> have something and do something. Right. Exactly. My daughter has been sending me half her [ __ ] paycheck, you know. I guess she's living her own life, but you know. >> Yep. >> But Dan has got a good problem. We need to move away from politics. >> Yep. >> What's that? >> Diver Dan says, "Don't make political." And he's right. We always move away from politics. to >> I I just couldn't resist the urge to take the piss out of >> Better than Clams. Yeah. >> In Downing Street. >> I I I used to like him, you know, being a lawyer and all of that, but Yeah. >> Yep. Yep. >> I think I think he's become a copyright lawyer. >> Who? Me or him? There is actually >> environmental attorney >> some pillar >> environmental attorney. Yeah. >> So he he he didn't respond and got a default judgment. Is that right? Am I >> understand? Yeah. Losing chatters. Yep. >> Yep. Oh, you pillock. >> Yeah. So, >> Mhm. >> No, I only >> DMA's lawsuit against Troll. Um, DMA's lawsuit's been replied to, so that's not going to default. >> No, he has an attorney. Yep. He responded. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, he has his own attorney. That's going to be fun. >> So, that's going to be interesting. >> Yes, that will be >> I mean I I in a funny way I I really hope that the end result if if if I was being honest the end result of that has got to be yes troll is guilty of copyright infringement. >> Why? And as a result, they're going to um define or the court will define what the the levels of copyright bridgement are. >> I thought the penalty would be a dollar. >> Thought it was already defined. >> Not not in the YouTube stress. >> Oh, okay. >> It's too wy, isn't it? >> Yeah. >> Well, it's not it's not even in the law. Not okay. So, not even in the DMCA is it like clearly defined, right? it that's you can you it's not copyright infringement >> if you have trans transformative properties right but the idea of what is a transformative property so like adding you know additional content >> um for example uh there's one guy who uh you know wants to get out of this so he like makes everybody into a cartoon character right so the original video is like live people. His his replaying of the video are cartoon characters. >> Yeah. >> And yet he's being sued for copyright infringements because somebody's upset me over the way he made the cartoon character look. >> So uh you know you're just like >> that's not if that's not transformative I don't know what is. Not even the same video. Like, oh, >> but but if you're But hang on a second. But if you're if you're reacting to a a frauditor going out to do a fraud, >> then realistically, you need to play a vast majority of that of that frauditor to understand and to comment on what's going on. Correct. >> No point talking about it without seeing it in a funny way. >> Right. So in that scenario is the you know and I know that one of the things in in in in DMA DMA's lawsuit was was you know he didn't do it for he would wasn't changing for long enough using too much content but that genre of video requires that amount of watching someone else's video to get the context >> right >> that is different to someone >> what they're claiming what they're claiming is that that Josh would play, you know, 15 minutes of DMA and then he would break in and make uh 15 seconds of comment and they're saying that's not transformative enough. But again, here's another going back to what we said about Chile's channel with the with with the with the corn bombing is more people know about DMA through other channels than his own channel, >> right? >> So, one could argue that that that troll that troll has increased DMA's audience rather than constricted it. Well, that that would be, you know, I don't know because I I don't you know, I obviously I don't know what any of his legal defenses are. I But that was sort of my question, which is, you know, I the the thing I struggle with is the people who are watching Troll >> aren't going to DMA's channel to watch the original video. So it's not you're not talking about audience capture because the people who watch troll don't like DMA. So they're not going to his channel anyway. So I you know I I just I don't really see how you're going to come up with damages. That's that's the part I can't kind of get to is how do you get to the part that damaged you somehow? because I would >> I I think personally Sorry. Go on, Phil. >> No, go ahead. >> I I I think that I may in the two years I've been watching Frauditors, I might well have gone to their own channels a handful of times to get clarity on whatever the commentator I was watching at the time didn't I felt didn't get right. >> Right. So maybe they've got a handful of views from me, but it's not going to change the pendulum in any shape, way, or form. >> You're walking away from your microphone, Jiggy. >> I'm here. >> Yeah. I I don't know. I >> It's you know, regardless of what whether I think it's a good idea or bad idea, right, it's going to have to play itself out and we'll just see what happens, you know? He's got like puffy puffy squishy pillows on his bed. >> Who does? >> Great. TMA. >> Have you seen his bedroom? It looks like a 12year-old's bedroom. >> Yes. >> It's like, what the hell, dude? >> Yeah. >> What the hell? >> Yeah. >> Really? He is like stunted in adolescence. >> It was it was Derek D's analysis that I watched the other day that the amount of money that LIA and co make these big guys are making. >> Yeah, >> it's ridiculous. >> It is. Absolutely. Absolutely. >> It really is. >> Absolutely. >> You know, >> yeah. You want to give money? You want to give money to somebody? Give money to St. Judes, give money to the ALS Foundation. Give money to um you know, breast cancer awareness. Give money to people that make a difference, not these losers. >> Animal Rescue League. >> Yes. Give money to the ASPCA. Give money to the Red Cross. Give money to, you know, a local charity for de uh domestic violence victims. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, don't give money to these idiots. >> Well, and I I think that that's part of part of my argument is that that >> they don't really suffer the consequences of anything because everyone else is funding them. So, even if they lose, right, DMA spends $50,000 to defend himself against a $90 ticket. >> Yep. Yep. >> And he gets lifted, right? What does what does he care about the money? Because he he's not paying it. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Now he's running for city council. >> I It's fabulous. >> Is he good luck? >> Yep. Yep. Google him. >> I hope I hope >> I've got more. I hope he wins and I hope people I hope it I hope people who disagree with him show up at city council just to harass him to see how he likes it. You know >> free speech. Yep. >> Yeah. Free speech. >> Yep. >> Y >> sorry. Go ahead. >> In all honesty, I I actually approve I approve of him doing that. If you want to make a change, you do it the right way, >> right? you do it through the lead through through the proper channel. So he's doing if he is running hats off to him he's doing the right thing. What scares me a bit about that is he becomes a one you know one trick pony. >> Yeah. >> And all he's going to run on is first amendment. All he's going to all he's going to be care about if he gets it if he gets in is, you know, the first amendment, which is a waste of a seat on on any council. If he becomes a fullrounded member and actually fights for other things, you know, hats off to him. >> But >> I don't like the guy. I think I think I think I I think he's going to learn the lesson that Josh learned, which is >> you can have support on your channel and >> nobody gives a [ __ ] about you. >> People, but the regular people don't care about this issue at all. >> Nobody knows who he is. >> Nobody knows who you are. you know, he got his ass handed to him. All right. Because >> if you go out and just ask, you know, your neighbors, you know, hey, you know, what do you think about first amendment honors? They'll be like, what are you talking about? >> Y have no idea what it is. >> No idea. >> Yeah. >> I mean, if he if he's got a million followers, the the the audience for first amendment auditing on both sides of the argument probably is about two million people. And that's global. So that that's not going to translate into local votes, >> right? >> It really isn't. >> My dog would >> my dog would win before >> a guy for giving it. >> Well, of course, everybody loves Zoe. So, yes, your dog would win. It >> would be like the mayor over here who was a cat. >> Yep. >> Well, we have uh there's a city uh currently that their mayor is a dog. There you go. >> I mean, I I I don't disapprove of that idea. >> Yeah. >> Well, there's only like 150 people in the town, right? You know, so it's, you know, largely a joke, but, you know. Yeah. >> Yep. Yep. He's done nothing for the community. All he's done is whine and complain and take money. Yep. >> Well, maybe he belongs there. Yeah. I mean, I don't I I really disapprove of the GoFundMes, but I don't disapprove of people paying the channel because it's entertainment, but the GoFundMe for legal costs, I really do hate. >> Yeah, they changed that. You used to not be able to do that and now you can. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> I think I I think it's a type of crime that you're planning to fight is the issue, I think. Well, it used to be a violent it used to be a violent crime that you couldn't gofundme for, >> but now you can. I don't know. >> Like that lady, that girl, >> that girl that slammed that other girl's head into the street like brain dam like really bad. >> They set up a GoFundMe for her defense and I was outraged. I don't know why they would get a public defender for that surely. >> Uh it depend actually it depends. You you have to qual you have to you have to certain >> I mean yeah there's a yeah if you don't >> if you don't if your income you you still may not be able to afford a lawyer for that. >> Oh the video was horrible. Yeah, that's an expensive defense and you may not actually be able to afford it, but it doesn't you don't get a public defender just because, >> you know, you don't want to put up your house as a collateral or something, you know, or your family doesn't. >> I mean, there's a better idea. >> Also, beating people up. >> Yeah. Just don't do it. Yeah. Don't stop somebody's >> God forbid. Yeah. Just don't do it. But I also think that if you look at the the GoFundMes for LIA and people, they don't mention fighting court costs. They they're all about help me with my activism. And I don't know how deep GoFundMe look into >> um they don't >> what's actually going on. >> But if the title If the title said court costs Yeah. If the title said court cost, it might get flagged. >> But help me with my activism probably wouldn't get flagged. Yeah. >> But I >> Well, well, I disagree with it and I think people shouldn't do it. You know, I I also support it's your money. Do what you want. You know, if you want to be an idiot with it, go ahead. >> Yeah. >> Your money said, >> but as you said, it's the fact that the Chile Lia, etc., etc. don't have to face the consequences of their actions. >> Right. >> And that's my problem with it. >> There's a flying beetle. Yes, it's a flying beetle. >> A what? >> Zoe's chasing a flying beetle. >> Oh, thanks. >> Oh god, she's dumb. >> What? Baby, it's okay. >> She's dumb. >> Well, you know, and think about it. From her perspective, it probably looks ginormous. >> It is. It's huge. It's like an It's like 2 in across. >> That's what she said. >> Stop it. It's like 2 in across and it flies. >> Oh no. >> Stop. It's like a helicopter. Yes. >> That's also what she said. >> She said, >> "Oh, God. Christ almighty." >> I mean, I've never flown a helicopter, but I can give it a go. >> Oh, you haven't? >> No. Is that another license? >> Mhm. Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I see different I have. >> You have? Wow. >> I I I would actually give it a 500, but >> Wow. >> There's money in that. >> It was in Hong Kong. >> Attorney on call. There we go. Solicitor on call. >> Yeah. >> That's it. We'll set him up with Solicitor Shield. >> That's it. >> The flying solicitor. Yes. >> That that that honestly that sounds like a [ __ ] ' 90s kid show >> at a moment's notice. >> Yes. Yeah. You just your problem and he'll give you the law that applies to the UK. >> Yeah. >> And and but we'll market it. We'll market it to everybody outside the UK >> so that they can use UK law. >> Lemon. Lemon. Shut up. >> Yes. >> We don't talk about >> it. Works. There you go. There's your niche. There you go. >> I mean, if you have a flying squad, the police have a flying squad. I could be the same thing. Just >> Yes. >> Do you guys chase cars over there like we do or no? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Uh within reason. >> Yeah. >> You've got to get you've got to answer an 18page health and safety survey first before you put the accelerator down. Well, they also have a lot more surveillance. Although we are getting more surveillance, they have a lot of >> also um our >> our normal police officers, our beat bobbies as we call them. They can't pursue vehicles. >> Yeah, they don't. And they don't have weapons. >> Police. >> Some police do. >> Well, they get >> like a gun after a car. >> No, they have like MP5s, Glock 19. Um yeah. >> Yeah. But aren't they aren't they actual armed officers? >> Yeah. Yeah. I mean basically we have specializations of police officers. We don't >> we don't train we don't train Yeah. We don't train every officer for every job. >> We have specializations. So you might have your neighborhood policing teams and your community support officers like at the sort of low end localies who do like public relation stuff and >> all all your sort of local people >> traffic cop >> traffic police bike police um yeah motorway patrol guys. Um which is sort of our equivalent of highway patrol. Yeah. >> Um >> then you'll have your firearms officers and your sort of anti-terrorism police and all you've got different specializations and our cars work in much the same way actually. Um >> yeah, >> so we don't have >> the same police cars for every job. We have different different ones for each job. >> But yeah. No, I I know this just mostly from watching uh >> and then empaths who have the helicopters and a couple of planes. >> I I know this from watching mostly shows, but one of the things I do like is uh when they uh an armed officer enters a building, they announced armed police. >> Yeah. >> And I perspective that would be uh very helpful. But see, from our from the crime over here, Phil, that's going to scare a local criminal over here where it wouldn't necessarily in the US. >> Well, I get it, but I I I just think that um there have been several highprofile cases over the years where police have, you know, entered a house and got into a shootout with somebody because that person's defending their house from somebody who's come in armed, not knowing it's the police. Yeah, >> I I've um I I've stayed down the barrel of a couple of MP5s >> and I I tell you what, honest to God, that's the safest I've ever felt. >> I'm I'm not even joking. Because simply because the level of training that these guys go through, there's no way in hell that they would take that shot unless I gave them a bloody good reason to. I couldn't even give them a reason to if I wanted to. So, >> um, >> yeah, I mean, if you if you if our if our firearms teams are engaged, then there's there's a real problem. >> So, you don't have undertrained officers or lesser trained officers. It just just so happened they were looking for somebody who was armed and I happened to have my foot poking around the side of a wall because we were sat there we were sat on some steps >> um outside having a smoke and um yeah just uh I happened to be there >> 36 company >> we're at 36 for the wedding >> 36 and of course Phil isn't going to do anything so whatever >> what >> the wedding count is at 36. 6 Jim asked you to make it more and of course you're doing nothing so whatever. >> Oh well, okay. >> Waiting to take care of that. >> We can take care of that. >> Let's marry Jason D to Kari T. >> Oh >> bad company to Zoe. >> No. No, because the paper will be so upset because they're lesbian. >> Okay. All right. Never mind. All right. >> I mean, Zoe. >> Yes. They're lesbian lovers. >> Yes. >> We have pictures. >> Yes, we have pictures. >> But PayPal rotty could have been like the maid of honor. >> No, she's too jealous. >> Yes, we have Coldplay. We have Coldplay photos. Yes, we do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for very special marriage within our chat. >> Yes. >> Of a very special special woman, Carrie T, who is beloved by all. >> Yes. >> And unfortunately, she's chosen to marry a criminal, >> a man of Hillary country that doesn't exist. It's a NASA plot. >> Yes. >> Every flat earther knows it. >> Terry T, do you take Jason G to be your lovely wedding NASA husband? >> I do. >> I love him. I love him. And Jason, do you take Hot Wheels car to be your lovely wedding YouTube spouse and not because you're doing it for a green card? >> [ __ ] it a mate. >> By the power vested in me by NASA and SpaceX and Mars, I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. You make kiss. >> Congratulations indeed. >> I am so honored to be able to present to present that ceremony. >> Yes. >> Best one of the day. Yep. >> Best one of the That's a good one to end on. That's a good one to end on. >> Yep. Sorry, I mean yes. >> He played as a theft and then he goes, "Wait a minute. I mean yes." >> This is why we don't marry people in chat. >> No. No. >> It depends how many rings it's got on the ring. >> Yes. >> Going back to rings again, are we >> clam rings? Yeah, that's what that's what Jason needs. >> There you go. So, we've we've had a wedding today and we've had an educational session on >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> On the age of clams. >> We have. We have. >> And how to tell the clam is an old clam. >> How to tell. Yes. >> How to tell if the clam is a wrinkled clam. >> Well, usually you can tell by this mouth. >> Sorry, Dan. >> Drunk. We're sick of it. >> If a clam is a wrinkly clam, it is It has either been very moist for a very long time. >> A wrinkly clam. A wrinkly clam. >> A dried up wrinkly clam. Yes. Dried up. >> Yes. A dead clam. Yes. >> Yes. >> [ __ ] hell. >> [ __ ] hell. Well, thanks for joining us. Thanks for joining us. >> 3 o'clock in the morning. Well, thanks. Thanks for putting putting it together. >> Love you, Shuggy. >> Love you, Shy. >> Yes, we always have fun. We need to get the band back together more often. >> Yep. Yep. >> You're watching. >> I I'll see if I can find the video. >> You're watching. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yes. We need another >> uh I'm not dead yet. Um, so I'm sorry to certain people. Um, >> bloody close. Stubborn bastard. >> Bloody close, but um, yeah. No, I'm not dead yet. So, uh, get stuff. >> Love you, Mark. Love you, Mark. Love you, Mark. >> I I love me, too. It's brilliant. >> Yep. Any last words, sir? Sugi, >> again, thanks for putting this together. Fun to catch up. Hello to everybody. I didn't mention hello to including Carrie T again. >> Yep. >> Um and we'll see you on the next on the next one. >> Night everybody. >> Andrea. >> Yeah. Everybody, thank you. Thank you for being around all day. I was in and out, but we had a good time and we're at 37 marriages. >> Yes. >> 37. 37. >> Yep. I told Jim you would [ __ ] up and you didn't. >> Congratulations. That was scary. >> Thank you. Thank you. And I'm not good. >> Good night everyone. >> Thanks y'all. >> Night. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good night everybody. Please remember to thank me. Thanks for showing up. We enjoyed having you. We hope you enjoyed the show. My name is Don Parter.