[music] all the baddies all over the world. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my [music] baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Heard you was Yeah. I'm [music] shining like bling blowout and I see in the crowd. Yeah, I'm juicy. Don't [music] really care what you say and we all do. It's your birthday girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage the way [music] you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. [music] Said grab a betty [singing] by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? [music] I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pension. [music] Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. [music] See a bad with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get bumped. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage. The way you putting [music] on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where [music] my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. If you bad and you know it, then shake when you show [music] it. If you bad and you know it, then shaking when you show it. If you bad and you know [music] it, then shaking it. If you bad and you know it, shaking it. >> Where my badies at? I'm bad. You [music] bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Bad. Where my baddies at? >> Where my baddies at? >> Yo, baby. Yo, baby. Yo. Are we better now? Side chat. >> Yo. >> Hey everybody. >> Yo yo yo. >> Can you hear me? Pants, let us know. So, are we better now in Are we better now or I still roboting? And on that note, if you can hear me, uh because Pope Phil had a lastm minute, uh a lastm minute call out, >> tonight's wheel for remember, it's $10 a spin unless you pay uh if you pay us directly on the cash app, uh Venmo, YouTube, all that stuff or Venmo uh PayPal. Well, uh, then it's $20 for three spins, eight spins for 50 or or yeah, eight spins for 50. We also have a secondary wheel tonight. Uh, more expensive wheel that we're only going to run for a week. And this is going to a good cause that is trying to get our get us back into uh, yeah, out of the red, into the black when it comes to our our uh, pacer bill. And that is the super mystery wheel, which cost you $80 for one spin uh for the cash apps and 100 bucks for a a uh super chat. Now, why is it so expensive? Because these are are very special things that will last a while. I can give you an example. like one, we'll get your name in the credits for the year next year. Uh because we are redoing all of our intros and intros or and end credits. So your name will be credit in the credits for the entire year next year. One will retire your most hated song and you know what that song is for six months. It'll go. and one will see me have to do five workout streams in a row. That's right. You'll see my fat butt on an exercise bike five days in a row. So that's your options. Either the wheel of Phil, which we're going to spin in a minute, 11 times, three for tomatoes and eight for You want to say it, Gia? I don't think she's with us. >> He's here. Her microphone's not working. >> Uh, Gia is gets the eight spins on top of tomatoes three. So, let's jump right into it. Uh, Gia, your microphone's not working. We We see it flashing, but nothing's coming out. So, let's go to the first spin for Mr. Tomatoes. Uh, and remember this is all Phil is being punished today. Phil is being punished. So, let me get my little slot out here and let's go to the first spin. This is Tomato's first spin. The packer sucked. Phil must admit that the Packers suck. [applause] >> It's a hard burn on Phil. >> Yes, it is. The Packers suck. >> What did I get? What did I get? >> You haven't gotten any teaser. >> Oh, okay. I walked away. I defeated Zo. >> Uh, Phil gives a sermon. Uh, tomato, send me what you want in Discord Phil to do for his sermon. >> So, so far, Gia, >> when I flash you, >> uh, Phil has to admit the Packers suck and he has to give Tom tomatoes a special sermon. >> Yes. >> A sermon on the Packers and how they suck. >> No. Uh, Tomatoes picks the sermon. Tomatoes picks the sermon. He's got a >> I mean that could be fix. >> Yes, it could be. >> Why Green Bay sucks overall. >> Yes, >> it doesn't have to be the Packers. >> You could do that. >> Uh Tomato's name and credits is in the the bigger one, the the mystery wheel for the bigger price. So, your your credit it'll come up uh for a whole year all of next year. We'll stick your name and credits if you get that on the wheel. Uh, this is Tomato's final on this basic uh board. >> Why does this thing keep moving? >> Uh, hold on. >> And Phil's Subway ban has been extended one month. [applause] So, Phil cannot have Subway until July of next year. >> Why would he want it? >> I don't know. But that's his one >> fan. >> That's right. >> Yep. >> That's right. [snorts] >> Where's the side chat, Jim? >> I see Jared. That's just because we're out of of letters. So >> Oh, okay. >> Uh there's a limit to what we can put on the wheel. So I inadvertently >> I can change that. Phil gives sermon. See how it goes to dot dot dot? Now it's back. >> At least it didn't say seaman. >> Yes. Uh let's go. Let's go to Giaz spins. >> Big money. Big money. >> Big money. The Packers. So that is two shows where Phil must admit the Packers suck. >> Nice. Hi Karen. >> Hey Karen. >> Do you second pick? >> Okay. So that's August of next year. >> [applause] >> Six more picks for Gia. Uh, Gia, what do you want Phil to give a sermon about? >> How bad the Packers suck and how great No, how great the Bears are. How great the Bears are. I want him to give a sermon on that. >> Okay. >> Because they're in first place. >> Greatness. That is coach. >> Yes. They won the last eight games. >> Okay. Got five more spins for Gia. >> Oo, this is a tough one. >> Phil has to be a Cowboys fan for an entire show. Wow, they suck, too. Well, he'll fit right in. He loves those cowboys, doesn't he? Bill must take it. That means for five minutes we can say anything and Phil cannot counter. He has to take it. >> Mhm. Yeah. His his mic will go mute >> or he'll fall asleep. >> He'll probably fall asleep >> or his wife will call him. >> Something's going to happen. Okay, three more. >> Well, baby. Hi baby. >> Bill gives a sermon. What do you want him to give a sermon about? >> How fabulous corgi are. [applause] >> Yes. How fabulous being a corgi owner is. Anything corgi. The joy of corgi. Okay, two more spins and then we're on to the regular show. Let's go for it. Okay, if Phil grills in the nude, >> the first opportunity he gets, I know it's >> winter. >> Winter, but Phil could cook in the nude. >> He could make pancakes nude. >> Yeah, he could cook in the nude. >> He could do breakfast nude. That'll be the the winter version. Yes. And this is the last spin. No Emmys. No Emmys. No Emmys. >> Oh, this one's going to be an hour and a half. >> Phil apologizes. What do you want Phil to apologize for? >> Everything. Everything he's ever said about me that's untrue. Everything >> untrue. So, next week [clears throat] is Phil is Gia's [ __ ] week. So, >> starting Tuesday night and going till Saturday. Phil is G's [ __ ] That's it. Uh, tomatoes, you know, hit me in uh tell me what you want for yours. Uh, now I'll give you a preview of the more expensive wheel. It is again to go towards the getting our pacer bill getting back to where I was. We were up a little bit so I could do Christmas this year. So be >> right back. >> Uh we're still seeking help with pacer bill. So again, this is $88 through direct, but $100 if you're going to do a super chat. things like you get uh you get to deprive me of napping for one month and that'll make me a miserable sob. Uh pledge allegiance is I have to start the show by pledge allegiance to whatever you pick for one week and I must do it uh to start the show. >> Six months added. >> What's that? >> God, I wish I had extra income right now. Six months added. That would be to uh me and Touché's band. Six months added. Baddies is retired for six months. Y'all hate that song. It would go away if you got that on the on the wheel. >> It's a Christmas miracle. >> If you have to get that on the wheel, though. So, >> uh Santa hat for one week. This one's special because I have to wear a Santa hat and I have to be on camera for the five shows I host that week wearing the damn Santa cap. So, not only do you get the blackmail of me being on camera for the entire week, it's it's Yeah, >> reindeer antlers. I don't have it. >> Well, I Well, with the white and the with the white beard and the white hair, you can do any grumpy Santa meme you want to. >> Uh, and finally, let's see, name and credits. So, you'll be in the credits for next year. And finally, five workout streams where I have to do a special stream every day as I'm working out with me on camera. You can make fun of me as much as you want. So, there you go. That's what we have. It's all to get back to where we were. Uh, we're doing I think we made about $110 bucks back out of the $312 pacer bill. Uh, for those concerned about that, >> physical physical. >> Uh, for those uh concerned about the pacer bill, Mr. Randy Newman is going to be trying to do the plug-in for, excuse me, court listeners recap, uh, to do when he does his filing. So, that'll take some of the expense away since he gets it for free because it's uh, his cases. So, remember, just to refresh Pacer for a lawsuit, it's 10 cents and we do 12. So that's like a$120 a day just to refresh the lawsuits. That's just nuts. Uh then it's more if you want to download the documents. So there we go, folks. There we go. Um tonight, not much going on. You got any news, Mr. NCR? Uh, [clears throat] I really don't have any really big news >> unless it was what we were talking about in backstage. >> Uh, the Flat Derp situation. >> Yes. Uh, yeah, you may as well say it. >> Uh, Flat Derp is back. He announced why he took some time off. He has uh told us in his video that he may be looking at a diagnosis of MS. Uh he is in good spirits about it. He does have to have some more testing to confirm it, but he is going to be doing uh videos full-time now. And if you can go to his channel, go to one of his videos and just show him some love and support, you know, that's, you know, a comment wishing him best, you know, give him words of encouragement and it can really help somebody uh when they get some bad news like that. >> Yeah, he's always been a friend to the channel. He's always been great to us. Uh please give him some love. uh MS is manageable, but it is lifealtering. Uh it's going to be a change for him and we're here for him if he needs us. >> You know, that's the thing is when you ever get diagnosis like that, you got to have a strong mindset. And if you can get, you know, some positivity sent your way to help encourage you to keep fighting, never give up, that's that that helps your that helps your fight a lot more. Body's like a factory. If management upstairs isn't really caring, the body's not going to care, >> right? >> Okay, let's hit uh once I find what screen we're on here. Uh, it's been a long couple of days, folks. I'm still worn out from the uh marathon. I want to thank everyone for purchasing pants. >> What pants do? >> He sent a $10 super chat. >> Oo, $10 super chat from pants. Ho ho ho. Oh, hold on. Uhoh. Uh, let's show on stream. I have an in with Santa Claus and got a Christmas donation made to the GoFundMe Express campaign. Remember to spoil the 8-year-old. Well, thank you, Pants. Uh, well, for let me go look in a second over at the GoFundMe. But first, uh, Mr. Pants gets a spin on the wheel of Phil. >> The wheel of Phil. So, all of next week is >> uh Phil is pretty much just GS [ __ ] boy. >> Yeah, >> always. >> Are you going to crack the whip at him? >> Oh, yep. Absolutely. Oo, another month of Subway. Love it. >> Bill now cannot have Subway until what is it? September. >> September >> of next year. There you go. Oh, let me check the GoFundMe or the Yeah, GoFundMe. Close that. Stop sharing. Let's go take a look. GoFundMe stuff. Uh, GoFundMe has been dominated lately by Mr. uh Leroy Truth. He's still pulling in bucks. >> I don't know who that is. Leroy the truth. >> I don't know. >> Remember the the stream where I was constantly giving us updates on the guy in jail? >> Like a couple weeks ago? >> Yeah. Yeah, >> him. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that guy. Uh Pants gets Let's see what's what's Thank you, Pants. Thank you. Uh, that will indeed spoil the the young one. But now I got to do math. So, give me a second. >> Don't spoil him too much. Keep him in check. >> Oh, yeah. It's going to be a tight Christmas this year, but we're still gonna >> Okay, pants. >> What does he want? >> I don't know yet. I we have to see whatever's going to be popular. Pants gets six spins on the wheel. Uh the super wheel. >> Oh, damn. Nick spins on the super wheel. Uh Pat says one spin. >> I wish I could kiss you deeply and passionately now. >> Yes. Uh you you just want one spin. Are you sure pants? Cuz you paid for six. >> Uh >> no. Give him six. >> Well, he's saying he just wants one. >> Well, tough [ __ ] He paid for six. >> You don't want him to because you got to do [ __ ] >> Well, he's saying six is too much. Pants, why don't we split the difference? Why don't you do three? >> Three. Yeah, do three. Okay, let me share that screen. Get the right wheel up. Okay, Pants. >> Now, Pants, since your >> Pants, since your name is already in the credits and will continue to be in the credits, uh then you get to pick someone to be in the credits for next year. cuz cast members get uh get their name credits. So, here we go. First spin for pants is no whammies. No m >> Oh, dear God. >> Goodie. Santa June. [applause] >> One. >> Good. Good. Good. So, all of next week from Tuesday to Saturday, I have to wear the damn Santa hat and have the camera on the entire stream. Unless I'm doing something like picking my nose or eating. You don't get to see me eat. I'm sorry. That's >> a >> What about for milking cookies? >> Uh, I can't have uh pants name and credits again. Since you already had your name and credits, tell me who you want in the credits. You don't have to pick now. Just tell me privately. And finally, one more spin. >> Oh, dear God. >> Yeah, right. We're going to believe that. >> No nap December. >> Uhhuh. Like we're going to buy that. >> Well, it's Yo, I'll be cranky all December. More cranky than normal. >> Uhhuh. >> Can we crankiness with tides of milk and cookies and other delicious? >> I can't drink milk. So, yeah. >> What about one of those fake milks? >> Ew. God, no. Cuz most of those are nut-based. That's You want to kill me? >> No. I just wanted to be fested. You You're trying to kill me. >> No, Jim. I love You're a good friend and I wouldn't do anything to hurt you. You know that. >> Well, Phil would especially after tonight. >> Yeah, oat milk is good. >> Let's go to Hangry Karen, assault airport barista. Do this one. You going to show me who she is yesterday? >> What did she take? Did >> you do this one yesterday >> during the live stream? >> I didn't do this one yesterday. Did Phil do this one yesterday? >> God, >> somebody did. Yeah. Yeah. >> I didn't do it cuz I I haven't seen this one before. >> It would have to be you or him because I don't have access to this stuff. >> Yeah. >> So, it was him. Yeah, >> hold on. >> I bet Dawn had body armor to raid all the vending machines in the office. >> Well, yeah, because uh Touché is two weeks off right now. >> I mean, >> so this is drunk woman asks arresting officer if he has a girlfriend. >> Oh, you have a girlfriend, officer? Hello, Deputy Gibbons. Dian County Sheriff's Office. So, reason why I'm stopping you is one, you didn't have your lights on when you passed by me on I25 when I was on that other traffic stop. Okay. >> Okay. >> The next reason is you're all over the roadway. What's going on? >> You went off the the white line. You were into the middle. Like, is there any reason for you swerving? >> Okay. I'm just like I have to go pick up my friend right now and I'm like right >> where's Is there anyone else in the car with you? Just >> No, no, no. Me. >> Can you run on the back window for him? >> Yeah, of course. >> Uh remember pants, we can't do marriages anymore. >> Nope. >> Without consent? >> Nope. >> And yeah. >> Okay. All righty. Um did you hit something up with the front? been there. >> That's always been there. >> Yeah. >> Okay. All righty. You might >> I also want to see my ID. I have my >> Yeah. Yeah. I need your your driver's license, registration insurance, all that stuff. >> This is my license. >> Mhm. Okay. Do you have your registration insurance? >> Um Okay. So, I do at home. >> You do at home? >> I have at home. >> You don't have anything in the glove box yet? >> I don't know. It's at home. I'm going to be honest. >> What is she wearing? >> All right. Do you mind hopping out of the car for me and come box me back here? >> Yeah. Cool. >> Holy. >> All right. Just go to my passenger side. Okay. >> Sure. >> No. >> Oh my god. >> All right. Right there. Right there. Right there. >> Girl. >> So, look. >> Hello. >> What the [ __ ] >> That's why I'm >> Is that the CN tower on her boobs? What the hell? >> It looks like It looks like a lighthouse. I don't know. It looks like the CN Tower in uh Toronto. >> I don't know. It's not Space Needle board. Jesus, man. And Joseph. >> Oh, good lord. >> Oh my god. >> That is what we would call a hoochie top. >> A hoochie top. >> That's a bra. I'm sorry. That's a bra. >> No, it's not a >> It's not a bra. If you notice the the pattern on it matches the >> No, it doesn't. >> I'm trying here. >> No, there's roses on it. >> It's a bra. I'm telling you, that's a bra. >> These cats are >> a bad bra. In fact, >> yes, >> a very bad bra. She will be tripping over these things when she's 40 if she doesn't take care of them. Okay. Pants wants superintendent in in the credits. So, super >> Oh, is that the that cat? >> That's his kitty. >> Okay. Superintendent. >> Yes. Yes. She That cat is so controlling. It's not f I thought my cats were bad. >> Why doesn't he call it field marshall? >> Because he I think he started calling her super and that's what happened. >> Oh, >> like somewhat >> somewhat like one two six >> like a couple >> like a couple twisted tees. >> Yeah, >> I see the container of twisted tea in the basket. >> Yeah. >> How long ago was that? Well, I have a trash bag of stuff. >> So So that's all old ones. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, how many how long ago would you say that was? >> Um like a week or two ago. >> A week or two. >> It's cuz I need to clean out my car. >> So when I asked you if you had anything to drink tonight and you said some twisted tea, that was a week ago or is that right now? >> What's that, Gia? >> Well, Tomatoes loves it when I play play fashion. [cough] >> [clears throat] >> expert, but I'm a a old woman. I know what works and what doesn't work [laughter] >> and what you should take care of. >> You mean like the like her uh >> Yes. >> Yes. Her >> the boobies. >> Her dangling participles. >> Yes. >> Right. >> That could kill a man from 50 paces. >> Yeah. over the shoulder boulder holder that works. That's what she needs. >> Uh pants check Discord. I gave you a list of random pants if you want to read those tonight. So, and random pants is still one of the things you can get on the wheel of Griffy >> right now. >> Okay. How like 5 minutes, 20 minutes, an hour, 3 hours. Probably like an hour. >> An hour. Okay. Was it like a party? Was it at a bar? Was it >> like a get together? >> A get together. Okay. Um, would you mind just doing some strand and field body test to make sure you're good to drive? >> Yes. Of course. >> So, I'm what I'm going to have you do is just sit on my push bar just for a second. Um, actually sit on the sit on the bumper of your car. I'm going to back my car up a little bit so we have some more. >> If you want, you can arrest me right now. >> Why? Why would I arrest you right now? Do you think you're too intoxicated to drive? Is that why you're saying that or? >> No. >> Cuz I'll tell you, I've done SVS on 200, 300 people, right? And I've not arrested every single person. >> Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. >> Okay. All right. Yeah. Just have a seat on yours so I can back my car up so we can have a little bit more space and be a little safer. Okay. >> All right. Come over here. So, what I'm going to have you do is I'm going to have you just stand right in front of my unit and face us face towards your car. Okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Just stand right in front of No. No. Like where my flashlight is? >> See where it's at on the ground there? >> Yeah. >> Go stand right there. Okay. >> Right here. Right here. Right here. >> Right here. >> Okay. So, look. For this first test, what you're going to do is you're just going to stand there with your feet together, arms straight down by your side. You're going to follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. >> Okay. >> Do you have any questions? >> No. >> Okay. You understand what to do? >> If you want, you can pull your hair back. That way it's not in your face. >> Do you want to do that? >> There you go. All righty. >> So, just this finger. Okay. >> Okay. >> You have any questions? >> No. >> All righty. I'm going to begin. >> Don't move your head. Okay. I'm going to have to restart. Okay. Heat. Heat. Okay. So, for this next one, what you're going to do is can you imagine a straight line right here? >> Yes. >> Like, just imagine it. Go ahead and put your left foot on that line. >> Left foot. >> Left foot. and go ahead and put your right foot in front of your left foot, touching heel to toe, just like I'm doing. Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. What you're going to do is you're going to keep your arm straight down by your side. While I'm giving you the instructions, you can look at me. Okay. Um, so the instructions are going to be you're going to take nine heel toe steps forward. Stay in that position. Okay. >> Okay. >> All righty. >> Just like that. So, you're going to take nine heel toe steps forward. On that ninth step, you're going to leave that lead foot on the ground. Um, you're going to take a series of small steps to get back on your line. Take nine heel to toe steps to where you're at. >> Okay. Wait. Forward and then back >> and then back. I'm I'm going to keep explaining. I got a little bit more and then I'll ask you if you have any questions. Okay. >> Okay. >> All righty. The whole time you're going to be looked down at your feet. You're going to um keep your arm straight down by your side. >> Okay. >> And you're going to count out each and every step that you do. Okay. >> Okay. >> All righty. I'm going to demonstrate it for you. 1 2 3 1 2 >> Okay. >> Three. >> It's nine. >> Yeah. But you're going to do nine. Okay. >> All righty. >> Do you have any questions? >> No. >> Okay. Wait. Just tell me when to go. >> You want to You want me to explain it again? >> No. No. Just tell me when to go. >> Okay. Get in the position again. >> Okay. >> All righty. >> Assume the position, NCR. Assume the position. Remember, it's in your contract. Bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, edge. >> So, for this next one, >> God's name is she wearing, >> what you're going to do is you're going to put both feet together. >> You're going to pick either foot of your choice. You're going to lift it approximately six inches off the ground just like how I'm doing. Your leg is going to be straight. >> Okay. >> And your foot's going to be parallel to the ground, which is >> I think we should put that uh on the wheel of Phil that he has to wear that outfit. >> No, please no. [laughter] >> What? >> I'm not a sk I'm not a skinny girl. >> Yeah. >> But I know how to dress appropriately for my age, >> right? have always dressed appropriately for my age and this is just beyond gross that she thinks this is attractive honestly. >> Right. >> It's terrible. Well, I was watching uh Heyine, >> I was watching WWE uh Survivor Series before the show and it was the women's war games match. 10 women wrestlers taking on each other and I think this is how they dress in the ring as a character. You know, this isn't something you'd walk out on the street wearing. And I don't know if guys would say that's attractive. I want a relationship or that's attractive. I want 10 minutes. >> Uh I know if I asked Rose to wear that outfit, I would be hit in the head with a frying pan. >> Yes. >> So yeah, >> I mean do what you want to at home, >> but don't go out in public like this. Right. >> Yep. >> Have selfrespect. >> Yep. >> Why you want them to see it all? >> Keep it private. >> Yep. >> How mine is level to the ground. Okay. You're going to look down at your toe. You're going to count 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 10 1 2 1 100 3 so on and so forth until I tell you to stop. >> Okay. >> How long is it? >> I I'll let you know when to stop. Okay. It's not going to be crazy long. Okay. >> Okay. >> All righty. You have any questions about that? >> Which foot are you going to pick? Left or right? >> Left. >> Left. Okay. Give me a second. Let me get my my timer out. All right. >> All righty. You ready? Any questions? >> No. >> All righty. >> Oh, and even though he's not here tonight, uh, thank you to Mr. Parson. We are good on wet cat food until February. Thank you to Mr. Parson. >> Very nice. Very nice. Muzzle. >> Yes. We We had a a shipment. I almost threw my back out today. So good. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Parson. Uh, >> yeah, between the stuff we got on sale, uh, the stuff sent by Gia last time >> and the stuff I just bought, I I had just bought a 24 pack of pate when Parson sent uh 80 cans. >> Wow, nice. >> Yeah. So, thank you, Mr. Parson. Uh, we're good till February right now, so we're good. Uh, thank you everybody for that. And uh, it's cold, so none of the girls were out for two days now. I don't know. Girls are not showing up in the cold for food. The raccoons aren't even showing up for food right now. It's very weird. Very, very weird. >> You may be >> Go Bears. Go Bears. >> I'm not good at >> Wait, I'm not so Oh my god. Put your arms down. Make sure you're looking down at your toe. Okay. Oh my god. Isn't she supposed to be counting? >> Yeah. >> Put your arm straight down by your side. >> All right. You can put it down. >> Yeah. >> All righty. So, I can obviously tell you've had more than just two, right? How much have you had to drink? >> Be real with me. This is your time to be honest. >> I don't know. >> You don't know how much you had to drink. >> Was it like hard alcohol? Was it beers? Was it just the twisted teas? >> Kind of both. >> Both hard alcohol and twisted cheese. >> Yeah. >> How much would you say? Like more than usual or >> I'm okay. I'm saying if you want to arrest me, you can. But uh can I call my dad? >> Of course. If if if I if I decide to arrest you, I'll let you call your dad. Okay. >> Right now, I'm still investigating, right? >> Were you with your dad drinking or who were you with? >> Yeah, I was. We got a ride and then I wanted to go pick up my friend. So, >> okay. >> And your father drive? Um, it was on >> and I live on Dana. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Where were you guys having the party at? >> Um, it's kind of by like Mayfield, one of those streets that are like called like the college >> to a party with her dad. >> One of the college streets by Mayfield. >> Yeah. >> At a college. >> All righty. All righty. So, yeah. At this time, you are going to be placed under arrest for driving under the influence. Okay. >> Okay. Is it okay if I call? >> Yeah. Yeah, I'll let you call. I promise I'll let you call. Just go ahead and turn and face my unit. Wait, should we turn off my car? >> Yeah. Yeah, we'll >> we'll take care of everything. >> Yes, of course. Of course. >> Hey, I'm going to put two cups on you. Okay. >> Two drinks of water there for you. >> Why bother getting dressed at all? Just go naked. What a waste of money. Ask Christine how I dress. I wear jeans and a tank top >> and gym shoes every single public. >> No, I mean >> just depends, right? I mean, I can't control that. But here, right here, stop. So, what you're going to do is you're going to follow me over to the passenger side. Okay. Okay. Little bit. Little bit. Stop right there. All right. Go ahead and have a seat in there for me, please. >> All righty. I'm going to read you something. Okay. >> Okay. >> Now, when I read you this, I only need a yes or a no. I'm willing to answer questions after you give me a yes or no. Okay. >> But before you say that, I can't answer any other questions. Okay. >> Hey, Lisa. >> Hey, Michael Collins. I saw you said hey earlier. I'm sorry I didn't get to >> Nice to meet you, my man. >> All the way. Lift up your tongue. Okay. Listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You are under arrest for driving under the influence of intoxicating liquor and or drugs. The New Mexico plague consent act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform any additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid for by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take this test? I need verbal. >> Yes. >> Yes. Okay. All righty. With that being said, we'll head to my station. Okay. But we'll let you call your dad. Yeah. Yeah. I will let you call your dad right now. Okay. >> All right. How do you call dad or whoever you want to call? >> Uh >> did you swipe up or I don't know how iPhones work. be a 2020 Honda four-door red color. Status is active. Jennifer Marie 92 coming [clears throat] to activate insurance. >> Uh is it just under contract dad or is it under something else? >> Dad, what the f? >> What the face? >> Wait, what do I say though? >> No, if you want to talk to him, just tell them the situation if you want. If you don't want to, we can just head to the station. Who do you who's it come back to? >> Earth. >> Earth. Who do Do you want someone to come get the car? Do you want daddy to come get the car? >> I don't know. Cuz >> it's either going to get to >> It's cuz he's he's um also kind of >> Oh, he's drunk. Yeah. Don't call him drunk, too. >> Cuz he'll get arrested. >> Daddy's drunk, too. That's right. >> Of course he is. >> Has mom been drinking? >> No. Let me tell my dad. >> Mom been drinking mom. >> Okay. >> What do I say, though? >> Yeah. Call your drunk dad. Hey, >> Dad. What's up? >> Um, I've been arrested. >> What? >> And I need someone to pick up the car. >> Like, where are we? >> We're on I25 mile marker 7. So, you guys are going to take me a station, right? >> Yeah. Where are you going to go to the station? >> They're going to take me to the station. When When can he come? >> Huh? >> When he when can he come get me, though? >> Uh, he's going to have to get you from the detention center. So, you got to see the judge. With DUIs, you got to see the judge and then they release you from there. >> Okay. Um, >> sir, have you been have you been drinking tonight? cuz I don't want you to come and then you get arrested. You know what I'm saying? Do you know of anyone that's not been drinking that could come pick up the the vehicle? >> Yes. Me and my wife can come pick the vehicle. He said I25 Pacific. >> Yeah. >> We're heading south. >> We're heading southbound. And then like what in terms of like getting out of jail? >> So she's got to see the judge in the morning. I mean, um, usually with DUI, the judges come in and they'll they'll do whatever the judges do. They usually come in for it. So, even though it's a weekend, [panting] >> Jennifer, where are the keys? >> Uh, >> okay. >> They should be in my bag. >> Your bag? >> There's a black bag. >> Little black heart shaped. >> Yeah. >> How long How far away do you live from here, sir? >> We live right off the exit. >> Okay. So, you you think within like 15 20 minutes you'll be here? >> Yeah, I think so. >> Okay. Cuz if it's any longer than that, then we have to call the tow truck. That's the what our policy says we have to or that we can only give so much time. You know what I'm saying? Um but we are willing to release the vehicle to her to you because she's saying we can. Okay. >> Okay. But in terms of like getting her out, like I have to wait till the morning. >> Yeah. She'll be able to call you from jail with a little bit cuz they give her more information there cuz they deal with the releasing and everything. But she'll be able to call you from there. >> Okay. [clears throat] Sounds good. >> All righty. Thank you. >> Way away. Thank you. >> Uhhuh. Bye. >> Bye. >> All right. So, your phone's at 24. I'm going to turn it off, right? Cuz you don't have a lot of battery percentage. >> Yeah. That's cool. >> How do you do you do volume down? And >> it's Yeah. >> Cool. All righty. We're going to head out of here. All right. >> Do you have like a girlfriend yet? I think. >> Yeah. I've been married for 8 years. Eight and a half. >> You been married? >> Yeah. How long? >> Huh? >> For how long? >> Uh, about 8 and 1/2 years. >> Only 8 years. >> You don't watch it, honey. You're a mess. >> Yeah. >> How about you? >> Yeah. No. >> No. All right, then hop out for me. All righty. You see that door over there? I'm just going to walk around the back of my unit. And then that door right there, too. Right. Right there. >> So, what you're going to do is just walk over there. Just do a simple one2 here. Have a seat right here. Okay. >> So, what you're going to do on this machine is you're going to you're going to blow into this this mouthpiece. You're going to do a continuous blow kind of like you're blowing up a balloon. Okay. >> Wait. Actually, I kind of want to know what I meant. >> Huh? >> I kind of want to >> Okay. All right. >> Yeah, that's what we're going to do right now. Okay. >> Okay. >> So, see, it's brand new. I just open the closet. Go ahead and stand up and come over here for me. >> All right. I'll tell you when to stop. All right. Ready? Go. [music] >> Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. I'll call you back. Actually, come back. I think you got to go a little bit more. >> My father would slap me silly if I showed up in an outfit like that. >> Take a deep breath. >> Ready? >> Well, how about if he had to pick you up at the police station in an outfit like that? >> It wouldn't happen. I would never disappoint my father that way. Never. >> Right. >> That's why I was raised the way I was raised. Wait till your father gets home was like sent a shiver down my spine. >> Right. [laughter] >> Yep. >> I never got hit. I never got hit. But his disappointment was enough. >> Yeah. >> He just shake [snorts] his head at me and that was all it took. I'm just glad that my dad worked early mornings, like he was out the door by 5:00 a.m. So, he would be in bed by 6:00 p.m. every night. So, it was like, "Okay, dad's in bed. Now, we can have fun." >> Yeah. Cuz I And that was like when having a TV in your room was was a big deal. >> Yep. And I had a 10-in black and white TV my my dad's dad gave me. And I thought I was the coolest thing on earth cuz I could watch MASH at 7 and 11 p.m. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Lever and Shirley reruns. >> We watch TV in the living in the den. >> I didn't have a TV. [clears throat] >> And my first VCR was $800. >> Yeah. Do you remember when they first came out with VCRs? >> I don't, but I we got one like 7980. I don't know how much it was. >> That was before that like 75 800. >> My dad's uh receptionist cuz he was, you know, he had a secretary uh for his job at the post office. She uh joined this Hoidy Toy uh movie rental thing where you could have two movies out a month for $3,000. >> Yeah. In 19 and that was like 1982 money. So yeah, we had Tron. She she she she [clears throat] would take one and then we would get one from her. And we we had Tron for a whole month and I watched it every day cuz I love >> Blockbuster and some mom and pop shops >> for VR rentals. >> Yeah. Well, see it it quickly, you know, past 82 or so, then they all exploded and they were everywhere. But at first they were, you know, cuz these tapes were like >> and then Netflix came out [clears throat] >> where you could get them mailed to you. >> Yeah. Netflix rentals. Yeah. You they get them mailed to you. Yep. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. I remember riding my bike. Uh though we uh uh I had some fast thinking cuz a friend of mine wanted to get this tape. He thought it was the band men at work until I looked at the cover and realized that wasn't the band. >> Was it an adult movie? >> It was uh strippers. It was male strippers. >> How do you get that? >> Cuz they used to mix them in back in the day. They didn't care. >> It was R-rated cuz it was just dancers. So >> Oh, okay. >> You know that was the 80s. They didn't care. every with with all the movies in the 80s, your hair would turn white. A kid today, if he saw what we saw in some of those videos, you know, were allowed to rent at 12 years old, you know? >> Why do I feel like you're attacking my childhood now? >> We're attacking our own childhoods. That's >> I mean, I grew up on cartoons and hood movies. Well, I I I used to go and buy or get five movies at a time because I then by then we had two VCRs and I'd hook them together and then I'd pirate them so I I'd have my own movie collection. >> Bad boy. >> Yes. Yeah. I spent so much time just dubbing old videapes. >> Oh yeah. Red Box. Yeah. >> Best part of my childhood was Friday nights. Why Friday nights? [clears throat] >> Because my mom would go and take me and my brothers to the video store. >> Yeah. >> We would each get one movie and we had a little bit extra. We'd rent a game for the weekend. She would order us pizza and then we would just stay up all night watching the movies we picked. Usually we had like a stack of 10, >> right? So there'd be a mix of like comedies and horror and action and just why little NCR was watching horror movies that that young of an age because NCR is messed up in the head. >> Yep. >> Well, there you go. >> He is. >> Yeah. >> Well, we had one kid, I remember Randy Angel, that was his name. Uh he was the kid who had cable because in in Seattle, the Seattle area, you have the wires are underground. So back in the day, you had to rip up your whole front yard to put cable in to run the cable underground. There wasn't like you couldn't get it right off the pole because there weren't any poles like that. And uh a lot of my friends parents never had cable, still don't have cable. uh because the stigma of it, even though cable is pretty much gone now, but he had cable in his house and he in like fourth grade would tell us all about the horror movies he's watching on cable. Uh the Freddy's, the Jason's, everything. And we're all like, "How the heck do you watch those things?" He's like, "They're on all the time. I just turned the TV on and there's a new movie." It's like, "Oh god. Oh god. Anywh who, let's get back to girl who is not who is NCR's dream. >> Don't mind this line. It doesn't matter. [music] >> Have a seat. Here. I'll have to come back up here in a second. Okay. >> Yeah. The first IT movie with uh Tim Curry. >> Yeah. One more time. Okay. One more time. Real deep breath. >> Fun fact, Tim Curry was almost the voice of the Joker in the Batman animated series. >> There you go. >> But they chose Mark Campbell because Tim Curry's voice was way too scary. and they're like, "Look, we're trying to sell the toys to kids, not terrify them, but if you find it on YouTube, there is a fan dub of Tim Curry from uh it over a scene from the Batman anime series of the Joker. And I agree with I agree with the studio. They made a wise choice. [laughter] I'm a grown man." It was like, "Damn, Tim Curry." Damn. [music] >> Legal limit. Okay. >> Okay. She >> Yeah. First sample.16. Second sample.16. >> Wow. Daddy's doing a great job with her. >> Yeah, mommy better be driving. >> Point. Okay. >> So, uh, that's in I'm sorry. What was your question? >> Uh, 008. >> Where's illegal man? >> I'll see about getting you your water right now. Okay. When I get you in the cell. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I'm going to fix them right now, too. We're going to get you out of them. Okay. >> All righty. Sit up. >> We're going to go in the cell that's right behind us. Okay. >> God. >> Yeah. >> What an abomination. >> Right here. All right. Which one hurts more? Which wrist? Like this one? >> This one? >> No. >> Okay. I'll take off this one. Okay. Okay. All right. Go and have a seat. >> All right. I'll go get you a water. Is this Is this one good? >> Yeah. Okay. All righty. I'll be right back with you with the water. Okay. >> You know, for these super mean tyrants. >> All righty. the these supposed tyrant cops. This guy's getting her water, being nice, doing her, making sure handcuffs. >> Yeah. >> Horrible. >> Oh. Uh uh last night we heard from Mr. Liberty Troll who is quite upset with us. >> Oh >> yes. >> Us >> because >> you say he he's upset with me and pants. Me and him because say us. >> We we we did a story on Mr. Liberty troll and his Karenish freakout and guess what? He objected to being called Karen. >> A >> he objected to being called a Karen. He says, "I like most of your or some of your co cover coverage sometimes, but you exaggerated what I I was nice and in control the whole time and blah blah blah blah blah." It was like, but he did object to me calling it Karen. Uh, no pants. He doesn't care how you say his name. He was more upset that we made him look bad, but he made himself look bad. We do those. I mean, I sit there and I sit through the live streams and when you're acting like a Karen, I'm going to call you a Karen. When you say that someone assaulted you and you were fearful of your life in the police report, then you go out into the parking lot looking for the guy, looking to confront the guy. uh when you're giving out the phone number for the private grocery store to tell people to redress their grocery store for God's sakes. You're a Karen. [snorts] Just saying. And not a sweet Karen like our Facebook Karen is, but you're a Karen and you're acting like a Karen. And I'm not going to lose sleep over it, but yeah, we we it's a pin comment on the Liberty Troll story if you want to redress Liberty Troll with what you think of him or the situation or whatever. [gasps] >> You better not make our beloved pants cry. >> Redress a Publix for God's sakes. Yeah. Goodness sake. >> We're going to leave now. Okay. >> What? >> We're going to leave to the gym. So, I'm going to have you stand up here in a second. Okay. They're probably not going to let you take that in there. So, drink whatever you want. >> Uh, Pants has an issue with the word red address. That's right. Yeah. >> Well, that's what they >> stay naked. Don't redress. >> Oh. Uh, well, pants being naked got us in trouble. So, >> Oh, boy. >> No naked pants. He's got to keep himself on at all times. >> Okay. >> Huh? >> Okay, then just leave it in there. I'll throw away trying to face the wall back there. All right. >> All righty. Turn your wrist like this. Horrible. Not too tight, right? >> All right. All right. Come out here. >> We're going to go back that way. Okay. >> Gia Pants says, "If it makes you feel better, Gia, I'm usually naked most of the time when the camera is off." >> You do you, baby. That's right. >> You do you. >> He's not here to make this forget. >> Uh, my roommate is always naked, so I feel awkward wearing clothes around her. >> Yes, >> his roommate is his cat. >> Yeah, Zoe is always naked, too. Yep. >> Yep. >> There we go. >> In fact, she let me >> she let me hold her paw this morning >> when we were still in bed. And she fell asleep with me holding her paw. >> A >> And it was like heaven because she never lets me hold her paw. >> A >> I usually get >> right. A y baby. There's no >> All right. Before I get to the jail, you don't have anything on you or in you that's going to get you in more trouble, right? No water, no narcotics or anything? >> No. >> You okay? >> Yeah. >> Okay. You don't have anything else? Nothing we didn't find? Nothing. They're going to find at the jail. No. >> Okay. >> Yeah. This is so chilly. She snuggles even more. Yep. >> I stand right here. >> Can you move the hair for those? >> Oh boy. >> See it? >> Oh my god. >> Cover her up for God's sake. He was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence of liquor, failure to use headlights, no proof of insurance, no evidence of vehicle registration, failure to maintain traffic lanes. Oh boy. Her case is still open. Her next court date was October 29th, 2025. Well, folks, we're at the end of another show. I want to say thank you to everybody for being here. Uh remember, Phil is Gia's [ __ ] next week. >> Yes. Always, >> is always will be. >> Yes. And thank you to Pants and to Gia and to Tomas and everyone else. Yep. >> For contributing. Uh we're back in the black. Uh, >> okay. >> Black in the black. >> Black [screaming] and black. >> We do have year end expenses, but we'll concentrate on those next month. We don't have to worry too much right now. Uh, yeah. So, we're good for now. Thank you to Mr. Everybody. And yep, >> we're out of here. >> Good night, everyone. Be safe. >> Uh, Phil will see you on Monday. And then we will see I will see you on Tuesday. [music] >> [music] >> Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [music] Heat. [music]