I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the prow. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout and I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah, drip drip drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to say the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a batty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pinion. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a bad with a big butt. She a don't get bumped. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to say the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Hey, where my baddies at? Yeah. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? >> Yeah. And shake it when it's your bad. >> Was the lovely sounds of Kia. Yo yo yo. And yo. out of here. There is only PS >> now. Um I had to correct an error because Mr. Pope Phil when he set our goal earlier somehow had it uh expire. It was going to expire in 8 minutes as soon as the show started. So, I had to redo this goal that I do not agree with in any way, shape, or form that Mr. Pope Phil is trying to impose on all of us with help from the evil NCR. And of course, the boss of them all, Miss Gia. >> No. >> This this horrible horrible horrible. >> No. a horrible goal that I'm not even going to read. You guys are going to have to click it. And we will give Pants credit for his one super chat because he said who even elected him Pope. Anyway, thank you Pants with $10 super chat. Also, thank you Greg John for becoming a member level one. So, this horrible goal was brought to you by Pope Phil in an evil cabal that happened this afternoon in our private uh our private Discord cast chat >> where the evil the evil evil idea of forcing me to eat a green salad came up and was 100% backed by both NCR And Gia, >> I said nothing. >> Shame. Put shame inside chat. Shame inside chat. >> Said nothing. >> Shame. >> I am supposed to read this uh under orders of Gia. I am not under distress. This is all of my own slave. >> This this this horrible horrible thing. God, I wasn't even in there. You guys are delusional. >> So, so yes, Gia is forcing this on all on me actually >> that that >> that that somehow if we get >> We want that moment. We want that viral moment when you have an allergic reaction to something in the salad. >> See, he admits it, folks. He admits it. He wants me to die on camera. That is why he no a coma is fine. A coma is fine. >> He He wants me to drop over. That's why he set the goal as it is. Meanwhile, I am not going to promote this goal. It's up to the cast if they really want me to eat a salad. Uh Eddie, >> it's up to the cast. It's not up to you. It is up to our gracious audience. >> Oh. a dream about me >> and watch the best for you and your health. >> They just they can give till it hurts so that you can be healthy, Jim. And we can have you for a long long time >> if you come out of the coma. >> Anywho, uh at AK, I don't have independent verification that James Freeman was arrested. I will look into it during the uh during the show. Mrs. Tom, goal count is not registering because we haven't had any towards this goal. We had to stop the old goal because Phil when he set it up set it up to die within 8 minutes of us going live. So that wouldn't have been enough. >> I'm an idiot. I don't know what to I'm an idiot. >> That wouldn't have been enough time to actually achieve said goal. I in my benevolent uh my benevolent wondrous uh I felt sympathy for the poor pope >> who who who is a screw up. We know that he's he's a screw-up >> and I restarted >> Yes. Yes. I restarted it on his behalf for another hour just to cover for him. >> Yeah, that's what I did. I covered for him. >> You're so Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you to Dave. Of course, it didn't count towards the goal. The goal is Jim a green salad off camera. RIP uh Jim. I think it has to be 10 bucks or higher. I don't know. I didn't set it up. I just followed Mr. Pope Phil's orders. >> You screwed it up. Where do you reset it up? Because I always do it for 99 cents or more. >> 99 cents. How are we ever going to meet a goal if if it's 99 cents? >> I don't know. I don't know [ __ ] about it. I have my head up my hat. We've already discussed this. >> Apparently, you do. And I want to address something before we go further. We've had two people, probably the same person, in our chat or in our our reactions to these uh to these wonderful uh live streams. And I'm putting up the disclaimer that the live streams do not reflect the newspaper. So, if you just want the news, read the news on our site or watch the news. But if you want an actual news program, we're all serious and have our thumbs up our butts. Well, you're not going to get it on the 8:00 program. Me and Pants may do some sort of newscast or I'll recruit Verbbo at if if that ever were happen to happen. Uh but this is a silly show. This is going to be a silly show as right now we're having an argument over these three plotting against me to try to kill me. >> Butter lettuce. Butter lettuce is good. >> Lettuce is wait. >> It's soft and tender. >> Soft and moist. >> Yeah. >> What is >> What is butter lettuce? Is that like butter face? It's butter lettuce. >> It's called butter lettuce. >> Butter lettuce. >> Yes. >> So, it's lettuce dipped in hot butter. >> No. >> Yes. >> No. >> Yes. Yes. Jim, it's Yes. It's lettuce dipped in hot butter with deep fried salt and pepper. Deep fried. >> Yes. >> Now buttered lettuce. >> Yes. >> I would I I I would get behind that. If we have deep fried lettuce, sure. Throw a throw a crunchy water and and a red ring of death in there. And also a burger. And and and and maybe you you wrap it you you wrap it in in uh what is it they use to to deep fry? Oh. Oh, that that corn stuff. And >> yeah, get an egg wash. >> Healthier healthy. Healthy. >> And then you you you wrap the egg wash with uh with with French fries cuz they stick on. You know what? You know what today is? >> And then you grate Cheetos over it. Yep. There you go. >> You know what today is like? I I can check this out. You know what today is? >> What is today? >> Today is the start of the Iowa State Fair. >> There you go. Which Which >> I can go down to the fair and see if they have deep fried lettuce. >> Go and see if they have deep fried salad. There you go. Deep fried salad. So, >> well, we've done Oreos, we've done Snickers, we've done deep fried ice cream, we've done deep fried bacon, >> butterfly bacon. >> Deep fried butter. >> Yes. Yes, we have a butter cow sculpture. >> Yep. >> Deep fried beer. >> There is deep fried beer. >> That's Wisconsin. That is Wisconsin State Fair. >> I heard a pop and it did not feel good after. >> Yeah, butter lettuce is great. >> But he's not 58, folks. He's not 58. He hurt his back moving a bed, but he's not 58. >> Not moving a bed. Putting a bed together. Damn it. >> Cuz that's a better story. >> Now, now folks, you know what he told us backstage? He was saying he was putting together uh bunk beds, but not just normal bunk beds, waterbed bunk beds, so he and his brother could share a room and he could just pee. >> He could just just lift up the quarter and pee on his brother and and wait, let me finish. And blame it on the mattress springing a leak. That's what he said. >> Out of the show. That's what he said. >> Deal with that [ __ ] of a headache. >> They're doing because they want more room for activities. >> Yes, with the with the drunk girls. There's going to be a dedicated room just for his harum of drunk girls. That's it. >> And I got [ __ ] from Gia because she criticizes my taste in movies. >> Yes, you did. And then because of your taste in movies. Hey, cereal. Uh, because of your taste in movies, she told nobody, everybody on my my server not to watch the movie I was trying to get them to watch because of you. Uh, Subar, these are >> Don't put that evil on me, Ricky. Bobby, >> these are Subar. These are 100% designed by NCR, including a funnel from the top bunk to the bottom bunk for nefarious means. >> Nefarious. >> Nefarious. Nefarious. >> I must have sprung a leak. >> Jim, I give your comedy a D, but that's an insult to Dless comments. Oh, okay. Now, remember folks, >> uh uh there was only one booby in the movie, Pants. There's only one, and that was that woman was the uh the from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. She was the mom with the missing kid in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. So, yeah. So, you saw uh Boobies from from another movie with Richard Drifus in it. >> Yeah, that's a good movie. >> Yes, >> that's a good movie. >> Yes, Richard Drifus. >> Classics on my channel. >> Whatever. Get over it. The >> the original Dracula starring Bella Losce is a classic. Okay. The original. >> But have you seen Carlos? >> Have you seen the Spanish language version of Dracula that goes an hour longer? >> Yes. >> Dracula. >> And And yes, >> I have played The Invisible Man starring. It was a personal favorite of mine. starring, you know, some of the best people had the woman from Titanic in it that played the old lady that played Rose. She's in there. >> Okay. >> Are you saying that Rose is an old lady? >> The old lady Rose from Titanic. >> You're Are you saying that? >> Yes. >> An old lady. >> I am not. I am saying the woman in in Titanic that played Rose the elderly woman was also in the invisible man. I have played the wolf man. Another great classic starring law. >> The one with Jack Nicholson. >> No, that's wolf. >> Oh, >> I have the one with >> all right delo. No, the one I have not played The Shape of One from Family Time. >> How about the one with Michael J. Fox? >> Michael J. Fox. >> No, the better one. The better one with Jason Baitman. >> Oh, yeah. >> That was Teen Wolf 2. That was even better. >> Oh, God. They're here. >> Yeah, Teen Wolf 2. That was even better. >> I have all right. I've played one of the best werewolf movies of all time. >> Yeah, Teen Wolf 2. >> What about that show with that guy who dressed up and played movies on like Friday night? >> Best werewolf movie of all time. It's inspired. >> Oh, no. >> It's inspired me to become a wolf cop when I grow up. >> The best one ever is the howling for your sister is a werewolf. >> That's the best. >> No. No. Howling. It's the howling too. Your sister's a werewolf with civil and Christopher Lee. >> Do not consult my horror knowledge. >> Okay. Hor, horrible, horrible, horrible NCR because NCR put Hope Pope Phil up to doing our goal for tonight. And folks, it's a horrible one. If you want to click that goal button, it's all NCR's fault for his movies. >> Don't blame me. Send me to HR. Give me your write up. I don't care. I'm not >> Okay. We are sending Gia as the head of HR. What do you say to NCR? >> Uh just uh call me. >> I'm not going to take care of it. >> See see Gia, it's right there on the screen. Gia, head of HR. [ __ ] about gym department. So >> what's next? I got to stop drinking in my office. >> You have an office? How did you get in office? It's >> in my contract. >> What contract? >> The contract we signed when we renegotiated at the beginning of the year. >> No, you're a day laborer. >> According to my >> What the what? >> You're a day laborer. Gia said she keeps picking you up at the Waffle House to come work every day. >> That's not true. She says that >> she said she even knows where where the Waffle House is, which is amazing to me cuz she is not the type. >> No, I've got a sweet corner office. It's got a nice little wet bar set up. It's got a zen garden for me to do my uh my morning meditations. >> Thank you. Thank Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you. >> Thank you, Safelle, for the $2 super chat. >> Yep. It It's just leaves and stuff. >> Lettuce, lettuce, salad, lettuce, salad, lettuce, lettuce, salad, lettuce, salad, lettuce, salad, lettuce. >> Yeah, but see, Mr. Pope Phil I uh when he set up the goal, because that's what he did, set it way too high cuz it's a yellow labels for some reason. So, I don't know. 1099. Who's Who's taking taxes out? We if Chile DiCastro does not have to take taxes out for his manservants that he buys across the ocean, then we don't have to take taxes out for NCR who doesn't get paid or anything. >> True. >> In fairness to me in the super chats, I thought it was yellow because it would pee on you. >> Okay, Touche, come back when you can. Uh, what? Oh, sometimes I have to wonder. >> That's what I thought. If if it was yellow, it would pee on you. So, >> okay. So, now it has to be a green salad. Is that what the goal has to be a green salad? >> Well, that's what you set the goal to be, Gia. Was a green salad. no idea what the goal was until I came into private chat at at 4:51 p.m. >> Okay. >> I have >> Pacific Standard Time. >> Would you watch a movie I recommend that is an actually really good movie that has >> I've been asking for for for killing Mona for like or drowning Mona or whatever it's called. I've been asking that for for months. For months. Can you do it tomorrow? Can you do it for me tomorrow? >> I will see what I can do. >> Jello salad can be green. That's a good point. Jello salad can be green. >> Oh god. God. >> Jello salad. But you you can't put lettuce in jello salad. We found that out the hard way. >> I will tell you this, Gia. I can recommend a movie that you would enjoy that has nothing to do with monsters. >> Hey, Facebook Karen. >> Hey. >> It has nothing to do with monsters. It stars Robert Redford. It stars. It's based on a true story. >> Would you watch that movie? >> I don't know what it is. >> Brewbaker. >> What? >> The movie is called Brewbaker. >> Paul, read the screen while while they're debating. >> Is that like a Is that the the walking >> P? Read the screen. The priest. What does the priest put on a salad, Jim? >> I don't know. >> That's right. >> Uh, Gia. Brewbaker is about uh a man named Brew Baker who went undercover into a prison to become the new warden. And they see how the inmates were being treated, how it was being corrupt, and how he could fix it. It is a phenomenal movie. >> It has really great acting. Stars Robert Redford. I know how much you have a thing for him. >> I'm watching Sneaky Pete now. I just started it. >> All right. I tried. I tried. I tried. >> Okay. Whoever said that James Green got James Freeman got arrested, send me a link, please. It's not on his main channel. >> Might be on reluctant profits. >> I didn't see anything there. So, while we have a little time left in this wonderful, wonderful show, we're going to watch the latest candidate for the haram of uh Mr. NCR. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I I have some question on some news from yesterday. What was the news from yesterday? >> How did the face reveal go? Do we know? >> He's cute. >> Oh, yeah. >> Wasn't that bad. >> He's cute, but Merb says he's an idiot. So that >> he looks >> He looks like a French Canadian version of Radar from MASH. >> Yeah, he's cute. >> He's He's He's not bad looking. I know. >> Yeah, his hairline's His hairline is higher than mine. >> Yeah. So >> yeah. >> Yeah. >> Is that what I pictured? >> And Merb said he was a dummy because now they'll do face recognition to find him. >> Yeah. >> So whatever. >> Yes. >> And he's in Canada. He acknowledged he's in Canada. >> Yes. He he acknowledged that his name was Jonathan and that he lives in Canada. >> Yep. Yeah. and his wife is going to be on Canada. >> Yep. Yep. >> And that he regretted using the name Josh because of Josh Abrams and Josh Lanto. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> And we will have the news when the uh when our newscast returns tomorrow. >> Tomorrow. >> But but but if he'd have gone with John then he would regret it because that's MV's name. So >> Oh, is it? >> Yeah. I did not know that Mer's name is John. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> I can't pronounce his last name. But >> well, let's start train wreck of a show. >> What are you doing? >> Waiting on you. >> Oh, what what train wreck are we waiting for? Oh, for dearly beloved. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today at the sight of the unveiling of Jim and his dastardly claim to blame us for all of his mistakes. >> Blame me. You're the one who put up the thing on the thing >> and then you didn't do $1. >> We got We got a ceremony going on here. Wait, wait. We have we have to get we have to interrupt your ceremony with the other ceremony before he comes and kills us all. >> Yeah. You want some real >> blessing us with his presence, taking time away from his duties of nighting Becca to graze us with his presence and amazing stamina. We are so impressed. We're glad you bless the crowd and the chat and us. We are better people for having known you. >> Thank you, Griffy. Thank you. >> And remember, for those who weren't with us yesterday, besides pants passing out, uh we're doing the marathon not tomorrow, but the Friday afterwards, it's going to go 6:00 a.m. to 2 a.m. the following day. So, >> uh, Gia has said she'll be on 10 hours out of the 20 hours. >> Uhhuh. >> She she has agreed that she's going to stop her busy day. >> And she's agreed that she's going to eat Wendy's. >> No. >> Wendy's. >> And you know, she's agreed to stop traffic. >> What? >> She's going to stop traffic. She's going to stop traffic. Well, well, maybe she can get >> maybe maybe she can get rid of of some of the pent up aggression by sponsoring the promotions Door Dash campaign and sending the host some food that he probably wouldn't eat. But yeah, that that >> you wouldn't eat what I'd send. Yeah, you wouldn't eat what I'd send. >> Give it to the squirrels for the record. If if you actually send food during the if you actually door dash food during the the the the the 20 hours. >> Yeah. >> I will attempt to eat it as long as it's not something I'm allergic to. >> Okay. All right. You got it. >> And I cannot use I will give you a list in advance and I will give you my You already have my zip code so you can actually look up where I live. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> Calamari. Calamari. >> Calamari. No fish. No fish. Cuz >> look at swordfish. Elamari eats swordfish. >> No. No. >> Because just just remember I am how far away from the coast? Like several hours. >> Yeah. >> So you ain't getting fresh fish here. And you're not killing me on camera. And I don't usually eat fish anyway. So, no calam any any calamari is going to the cats. So, any calamari octopus or fish unless it's a file fish cuz I know that's not real fish. That's just breading and padding. So, yeah. Yes. >> Okay. >> So, yes. Next week, next week if Miss Gia does put up does door dashing, I will eat it. Okay. >> And you don't even you don't even have to put the goal up. We won't even do that as a goal. That is a statement. >> So, >> all right. Okay. >> If >> you got >> Now, she has >> I'm going to throw muffins throw some muffins in there, too. Yep. >> Now, now she she has to find a local place that actually sells stuff that she'd actually buy. So that's that's up to G. Denny's is open and Denny's always delivers. Just saying. That's that's that's just saying. Ah, good lord. So before anyone else drops off and if you can What was that? >> Good night. Relax. Don't play. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. >> Look at me. I'm beautiful. Look at me. Hi. Get you off camera. >> Okay. Now that you turned around, now that you around anybody here, let go of me. >> You let go of me. >> Bad company. I don't know what it is. All I know is my father was the only one in the family who would touch fishes. Even with the reputation that those things sit out for 5 hours at a time. >> Yeah. Those Oh, you know. Ew. Ew. And >> no, no, no. Flet fish is fish. >> But but it's like the chicken nuggets. Parts is parts. >> Ew. >> Well, uh what do you call it? The uh Taco Bell uh meat is has wood. >> Has uh filler in it that's not My god. >> White product. >> Yeah, it's like it's like uh it's like fish that's re compacted into a square. It's it's gross. >> That's that that that's not Taco Bell. That's McDonald's. He's referring to >> the fish. The fish sandwich. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Anyho, so >> let's go. Go with me. >> Relax. Don't stand in front of your kids. >> You're getting tasered. >> Put your hands behind your back. You're getting tasered. >> All right. >> Stand up. Three, two, one. Stand up. >> A routine traffic stop in Orange County, Florida on March 5th, 2023 quickly spiraled into chaos. A woman pulled over for tinted windows and parking in a handicap spot refused to comply, hurling insults and resisting arrest. A vehicle search later revealed disturbing items, deepening her legal troubles. >> Windows. >> Yeah, I can't see. >> Oh, nice. Bad company. >> Oh, pulling you over cuz you're >> No. Look at my name. >> You have a handicap sticker? >> No, you just you just follow me instead of >> step out. Turn around. >> The woman was defiant and aggressive from the start. refusing to exit her car or show her license. She yelled at officers, denied clear violations, and insulted them. Even after being handcuffed and caught with a gun, drugs, and alcohol, she kept shouting and blaming the police. >> Stop. You sound so ignorant right now. And everyone's looking at you. Congratulations. Look at you. >> Are you feeling okay? Cuz you know, you pushing Bri. Get >> I have no choices in this apparently. >> You started out the show wanting a ceremony. >> That was Jim and you. >> Now, now now boys, boys, boys, boys, our head of the HR department has to get involved here. Gia, who's at fault? >> Is it? Well, they I wanted to leave now and everybody said it would just be a sausage festival if I left. >> Yeah. And you can't leave right now. You are the HR person and you have an HR dispute in front of you. Now, the innocent Pope Phil I >> Yes. >> who is innocent of any charges except for being an evil, mean, angry man who's trying to force me to eat salad. >> I'm an angry elf. I'm an angry elf >> is trying to marry off NCR, but NCR at the start of the show said, "Kill me now. Just kill me or marry me. Just end the misery." >> There you go. I did not say that. There you go. >> In the filing cabinet. Case closed. >> Yes. So, so, so who's who wins and who loses? You determine it. >> Phil wins. >> Okay. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to marry off this lovely example of womanhood to a a an example of manhood. Lovely woman with grace and under pressure and presence and vocabulary. Do you take this man to be your lovely wed husband? Yes, >> I'm so beautiful. >> And NR, do you promise to get on your knees and thank EU every day for the luck that is bestowed upon you with this lovely example of his creation. >> I don't know how to kick somebody's ass on a Zoom call, but I'll find a way. By the power vested in me by Jim's local Denny's, I now pronounce you to husband and wife. And we'd like to thank our newest sponsor WF660 on Soundcloud >> for the lovely uh uh uh uh uh free bar. >> Free bar? >> I don't know. >> Sign off on a free bar. >> Huh? >> I didn't sign off for it. >> Yes. I love fresh seafood. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. >> Yeah. Yes. And she can love fresh seafood because she's close to the sea. I don't trust it. >> And she has long shoremen who feed people to the to the fishes so they get catch every day. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yes. >> Off my yacht. >> Yeah. >> But there are things I'm not comfortable eating and I have a list of phobias. >> That's fine. I respect your phobias. >> Yes. and and >> I respect your phobias. I respect your allergies. I ex I respect what you've been through. I just want you to eat healthier. That's all I've ever said. That's all I've ever said. So, [ __ ] me for caring about Jack. >> Hey, we're not marrying you off tonight. So, so stop making a pitch to get married. >> But it's us and it's us that are inappropriate. But it's us that are inappropriate. Yeah. >> Uhhuh. >> Yep. >> Well, she's the head of HR. >> You You earned it out of Gia's mouth. >> Well, she she I mean, she's the head of HR. What are we going to do? Send her to HR? >> Ban me, >> Bill. Since you are pope, >> yes, >> you have to be the HR to HR. >> Well, I that's an easy one. Uh I I I forgive you and I absolve you of all of your sins. >> No, no, no. You have to take her confession. >> I just did. >> No, this you can't just absolve her of all of her sins. You have to take a notebook and you have to schedule time with her for at least five hours to get all of her confessions. >> There's no there's not enough time in his life. >> She thinks of it. She thinks of it and Eu Eu relays it to me through spiritual means. And so I just know I know it's just it's right there. the spiritual needs. And poor NCR is having a meltdown. A melt. A literal meltdown. >> A condition. A connection. >> And neither of you care about his needs. >> His needs. >> Is that why you married him off to this wonderful woman? >> Yes. To help him with his needs. His >> special needs. on the back. >> Hey, Justin. >> Did you know that Justin makes s >> We are doing our job. >> Hurry up. >> Open it up. >> I love it. Unbelievable. >> Thank you for not reaching. >> Okay. Why would I reach for that? I'm not I'm not a [ __ ] threat. I would just get my eyebrows up. Why would I reach for that? You want to kill me? >> You want to kill me? >> All right. Walking at you. I'm not I'm not a I'm a female. It's like 5 minutes. >> She's going to get a ticket for a window. She going to go to jail for this gun. >> We're not going to go to jail for weed. >> She She was going to try to flake. She She was doing this little circle. >> Yeah, let's get to the actual stop. >> Don't think to say to me. >> What? What an ass thing. >> Law enforcement. They're always going to win that certain >> talking. >> Okay, let's go to this one. >> There's multiple videos. >> I can talk in her ear. >> Yeah. On the same one, apparently. Let's walk over here and put her in the car. >> Stop. You're hurting me. Then >> you're hurting me. Damn it. >> Okay. You're >> You're hurting me. Please >> stand up and walk. >> Let go of me. >> Oh, man. I'm hurt. >> Damn it, Kim. >> I didn't obstruct anything. You're hurting me. >> Tomorrow is >> Yes. 7year-old looking around the corner. Yes, we we have a visitor, so I have to be nice. I >> Yes, he he ran off. >> Hi, Grandma. >> He's brushing his teeth. So, >> good boy. Good boy. >> Yes. >> Yes, he's got his electric toothbrush. So, >> yes, he's good boy. >> Brushing his teeth. Uh uh Serio says she is out of towels. So, I don't need to know about that. Dot dot dot. So, uh you know, this means she can't uh has nothing to get up the moisture with. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. The bathroom floor is wet. She's out of towels. Yep. Yep. >> She's out of towels. Yep. >> Yep. >> Yep. And we don't know why the bathroom floor is moist, but it is. >> Yep. >> Okay. We may have seen this one before, but at least we'll get out on time. >> We're going to switch it up tonight and we're going to try to get Mark on tomorrow night. >> There we go. Crashes into Rio something or other. >> Rio Rancho 12154. Yes, Syria. >> Boy, boy, zebra Frank 31, Black Hills, and Summer ones. >> Also remember tonight's theme is effective management or effective leadership and the skill involved in moving goalposts and and this is all That is you >> because of Pope Phil the third or Pope Phil I's >> mechanations >> as all you >> moving the goalpost >> mechations back. >> Hello. >> Hi. >> You have your ID with you? >> Yes, sir. >> Where you heading to? >> My house. >> Your house. Okay. You almost got a door full of police car right there. Now you understand here. >> Okay. >> How much have you had the drink tonight? >> Mr. NCR. >> Yes. >> M. Would you? We're going to give you options here. Okay. Would you like to keep your existing bride? >> Not responding. >> Would you like >> any of the brides? Would you like to instead marry the one on screen right now? Or would you rather have what's behind door number 43? >> 43. 43. Go 43. So, your choices are >> keep the current one, >> get married to the one on the screen or door 43. You've got we'll we'll give you we'll give you uh time to consult with your >> your your spiritual advisors out in who who are telling you it's a trap. Uh, Element Arts Club says it's a trap. Uh, I don't know where Lisa is. I think Lisa, we scared off Lisa. Uh, but folks, should he pick the existing, the new, or door 43? Put it inside chat. >> Mrs. Tom says two beers. I would choose neither of any of these options. I just want to be left alone to be a miserable bastard. >> So, we're helping you to be a miserable bastard by being married. >> True. >> Yes. >> True. >> Uh Lisa, should he pick the the the girl he just married, this girl on screen, or what's behind door 43? She says it's always a trap. >> Oh, it's always a trap. I know that. >> Regardless of what I choose, I'm going to get screwed over anyways. >> Baby, just bend over and take it. >> Deep breath. >> Lovely lady on screen. >> Deep breath. >> I'll take behind door 43 because at least if I get shanked, I know what I chose on my own valition. >> Now, Are you sure you want door 43 or can I offer you what's in this thimble? Door 43 or what's in this thimble? >> Got your dollar. Got your dollar. >> Door 43. What's in the thimble? >> Give me the goddamn thimble. >> You want the thimble? >> Wow. Now the thimble or now this one this one may take some take some some time to get assembled. But do you want the thimble or what's under your mattress right now? >> A half a case of Friday the 13 G Fuel. >> No, not that one. from 1994. >> So the thimble or what's under the mattress. >> I don't want to play anymore. So, side chat, you guys finally decide we need three, count them, three votes for either the thimble or what's under the mattress. Get them in now. They'll be binding and then we'll be done with the games for the night. >> And and according to Cicero, who is that who knows all of these things, NCR miserable bastards are sexy. Yes. So, >> folks, we need a reply. >> You sexy to be happy because I'm n >> we we we need a reply. Either thimble, what's under the mattress? One or two? One or two? Two or one? One or two. Two become one. So, the Spice Girls >> uh >> two two mint and one. So, we've got one vote for mattress, two votes for mattress, cuz we know that NCR's mattresses are filled with sand. So, two votes for the mattress, folks. We need one more vote. Just one more vote. One more vote out there. >> Mattress. Mattress. >> One more vote. Lisa, if you're out there, Rose, if you're out there, >> Bad Company says two. >> So, that's three for mattress. So, guess what you get? Guess what? >> Guess what you get. Well, no, it was three votes for the mattress. So, he gets what's what's on his mattress right now. And that is the girl from the first video. You're welcome. Yay. >> Thanks for playing. And now Gia. >> Here's Safer to >> We got another brush fire. Hold on. I'll be back. What's that? How much have you had to drink tonight? >> Do you speak English? >> Okay. >> How much have you had to drink tonight? >> So, she's so drunk that she can't speak English. >> Any guns in the car? >> No. No guns. Okay. Go and step over here. I want to make sure you haven't had too much to drink tonight before I let you go. >> Sorry, I live in a fire zone. >> Oh, no. You're being detained fast, so I got to be careful. >> Stop. Go and step out here. >> Am I being arrested? >> You're being detained. Okay. Cuz it's a traffic stop. I smell alcohol on you. You almost caused a crash. I need to make sure you're okay to drive to Rachel. >> Okay. I am You what? >> You need a lawyer. >> I can't hear you. >> You need a lawyer. >> You need a lawyer. Okay. Go and step out here. >> Go and step out here. >> You have to Pennsylvania verse Mims. You have to get out of the vehicle and law enforce. >> The Supreme Court has justified this all day long. Yeah, you can turn it off. >> How old are you? >> 32. >> 32. Okay. >> Do you have any type of physical injuries? >> No. >> Do you have any type of traumatic brain injuries? No. Contacts in your eyes? Anything in your mouth? Show me. Show me. >> Yeah, it's Ventura County. >> And you said 30. >> It's it's a thousand acres right now. >> 0% contained. Started today. Yep. >> You have to you have to look at it from the police standpoint at this point. Okay. Um, you almost caused a crash. Like I say, I smell alcohol on you. It would be in your best interest for me to do my job to make sure you're okay to drive. Okay? Because if I were just to say, "Oh yeah, she just pulled out in front of me, almost caused a crash. She smells like alcohol, and I'm just going to let her drive down the road, and you might crash and hurt yourself." You see what I'm saying? So, at this point, the police have to do their job and make sure that Lydia is okay to drive. You understand that? Okay. All right. Put your feet together like this. Heel the heel toe to toe. Hands down your sides. >> I'm going to do field sobriety test on you. >> My request later. >> Okay. Go and turn around. Put your hands behind your back. You're under rest. Relax your hands. Relax. Totally relax. >> That was >> totally relax. >> She said no. Didn't she say no? >> No. She said she wanted a lawyer. >> Oh. 121. 1475 >> and he said, "Okay, I'll arrest you instead." >> Yeah, they got us air on the side of caution. >> What did you put in your in your purse here? Just your wallet, sir. >> Okay. >> Um, can I get some numbers from her? >> Yeah, if I can find the >> the zipper. Is it just your phone? It's my wallet as well. >> Okay. >> My phone's on this side. >> Okay. Is it the keys for the car? >> Okay. And you have your phone? No, you don't have your phone. >> Oh, my phone. >> Yeah, it's a bad fire. >> Do you have any small children at home that you're taking care of right now? >> Um, negative. >> No. Thank you to Bad Company for the 1399 super chat question. Betty Crocker cake mixes are both rich and panel. Betty Crocker cake mixes are both rich and blank. >> What do you say? >> Creamy. >> Filling. >> Okay. >> Filling. Fattening. NCR. >> I don't know. >> Lots of sugar. >> Delicious. What's that? NCR >> overrated. >> Gia, let him talk. He's saying something. >> Moist. Uh, >> there you go. There you go. >> Moist. >> Rich and creamy, overrated, and moist. That's right. >> That's right. >> Moist. >> There you go. >> Moist. Boys wounds. >> No. >> Okay. We just have to ask. That's all. So, I have your purse and your phone. Okay. Let's walk right over here. Look, we have a seat right there. Let me hand you the seat belt over. >> Sorry. Can step right here, please. We're going to walk towards that gray door right over there. Come in here. Go this way and make a right right there. You're going through that door that's straight ahead to your left. and then go left. >> Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. >> Uh, after this you can go and spin around. >> Oh, tomorrow's my brother's birthday. [ __ ] I got to write that down. >> Oh, Lisa is bringing cake. Lace is bringing cake right there. Okay, Lydia, what I'm about to tell you is very important. So, I need you to listen to me. Okay. >> It's going to be uh first of all, >> 79 years old. Wow. >> The National Consent Act requires you to submit to >> I thought your brother was determined the baby brother. >> My baby test. >> There you go. >> Cuz I'm 85. Yep. >> Yep. >> Your baby brother. >> My baby brother who's almost 6' seven. >> Additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse, lab tech, or technologist who is employed by a hospital or a physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid for by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take our test? Our test is the breath test. I cannot force you to take our test, but if you refuse, you will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating proof for one year. If you are convicted in court of driving under the influence, you may also receive a greater sentence because you refuse to be tested. You understand that? >> Yes. >> And with that in mind, are you going to do the breath test? >> Maybe. >> So, the the uh I know you told me a couple times you didn't want to do the breath test. I've ran it. Um, it's ready to go. If you're going to comply with the implied consent advisory and do the breath test, now's the time to do that. If you don't, this will time out in about 3 or 4 minutes. >> This is almost done. >> I don't want to be here. >> You have to give it like maybe another minute, maybe two. >> Sir, I know that there's a restroom around here somewhere. >> I understand that. >> Um, if I may, >> I know that there is a restroom around here. >> No, there is. But I have to do this. Is there an officer that can lead me to the restroom? >> Um, right after this is done, I will lead you to the restroom. >> That's going to take a minute. If I may, I need to be >> You can't You're going to have to be an adult to hold it. >> I am an adult. I need to be extremely You're being very irrational right now. >> No, I'm being extremely cool. >> You're being irrational. >> If I may, >> can I use Russian? >> No. >> I think you're being like that. You have to wait until this is >> because I'm being arrested and you're being your >> I'm being super polite. >> So, we didn't make the goal because Jim >> when you get arrested >> went sidetracked like 50 times these rules. >> Well, the goal was still in place. >> We Yeah, we still didn't make the goal because Jim yammered in like 27 different directions to avoid people concentrating on the goal. Well, the goal was expensive. Phil Phil didn't think about that. The goal was yeah, you know, I'm used to the church, right? You know, we you know, we have prisoners that are very giving and deep pockets >> like GF, >> you know, uh we're just Yeah, I'm used to the church. >> Yeah. >> And Phil in his in his kindness towards the cause. >> He could have just put one up there. He could have just put one up there, >> but he remembered that the church has expenses, so he went with 10. >> Yeah. I get when I go to church, they give me my own basket. >> Yeah. >> Do they? >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Instead of the one they pass, they give me my own. It's like >> It's like a basket. >> Yo. >> Well, well, well, well. Gia, do they make you stand in the basket and then they just shake you? No. >> And when the gold bars fall out of your pocket, they fall in the basket. >> It's a giant picnic basket on wheels. They just wheel it over. >> You know how they used to you know how they used to carry the pharaoh in the in the basket, you know, with the handles over the head? Yeah. We do that to Gia only. We tie our legs and let her jangle upside down and scoop up anything that falls out of our pockets. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yes. Yes. Because it's it's just silver and platinum and gold and >> silver and gold, >> frankincense and follow me out to the parking lot with some little kid picking up coins. Yep. >> Yes. >> Yes. And they're not just coins, they're real deloons. >> Yep. Yep. cuz cuz she's been having Zoe go uh go diving for for real authentic >> blue. >> That's right. >> In fact, my my pearl diving corgate >> in fact that that that submarine that blew up the other year that wasn't due to it being inefficiently operated. >> Yeah. Blood Horizon, I think, or >> No, it was the the one that went to the Titanic. It was uh uh because they were competing for the DeLoons and Zoe doesn't take competition. Well, >> yeah, >> that's it. So sad. So stupid. And so sad. Yeah. >> Yes. >> What you're doing right now, that's what you're doing. You're following the rules of this. As soon as this beeps and lets me know that we're done, >> you'll go right in there and go to the bathroom. >> Being um obligatory of an old machine and you're not >> of an old machine. >> That's an old machine, sir. That's taking way longer than it should. >> And you're laughing at me right now. >> I am laughing at you cuz it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. >> Exactly. So, um Okay, >> come on over here. Okay. Go to your left right there. Go down to the >> Go down to the third third door on your left. >> Is there a question? >> That's what I'm letting you do. Right here. >> There's no question there, sir. >> Yes, there is. >> A few moments later. Are you finished? >> Go to your left up there and sit on that comfortable bench right there straight ahead. Um, you'll be here for about 30 minutes. After the 30 minutes is up, I do my paperwork. Um, I will take you down to the county jail right down the street and they'll let you know how to get out. That um, anything on your person at all right now? I don't think there is anything, but nothing in here. You don't have pockets on your pants? >> Nothing at all. Okay. Necklaces? Nothing. Okay. Grab your phone. I'll let you use your phone while you're in here. Come on over here. Give me like 30 minutes. I'll get you out of here. Okay, come out here. Go and grab your Oh, you have your purse. >> You have it? >> Yes. >> Let me see it. >> And you have your phone, too? Yes. >> Okay, you can put it back in there. Put your hands to your front like this. Okay, come this way. Now, this one must have been suggested by NCR cuz nothing's happening. I don't know. >> I don't know. But we'll try to get through it. We'll try to get through the rest of this. You can go out. >> Can you take it off? You don't have to be mean. I >> haven't been mean one time tonight. I've been actually a real sweetheart. >> Oh, that's funny. >> Go into room. >> Put your hands to your back. Relax. So it's aggravated. So she was what? Over the over double. >> Yeah. Hold on. Let me I missed it. >> Stand. Yeah, that aggravated is more than double, I think. >> Let's go back. She was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence of liquor, careless driving, having an open container of alcohol, and yeah, aggravated usually >> pretty high up there. >> Yep. >> Uh, >> nice. >> Her case is still open. Her next court date was two days ago. >> Two days ago. Yeah. So folks, we're at the end of another wonderful night. Wonderful. Wonderful night. >> Wonderful. Wonderful. >> Wonderful. And since we >> wonderful, >> successfully married off NCR tonight. It's a reminder that tomorrow is a person night as it's it's one of the the few remaining person Fridays that >> you invited >> he's paid for. >> I have not invited Mark yet, but we may >> I thought I say that. Okay. >> I said I may invite Mark. >> So, we may indeed have some special guests tomorrow night. >> Okay. And then remember the week after is our own marathon starting 6 a.m. >> When are you putting the thumbnail up for that? >> For the marathon. I don't know if we can schedule two in advance. So I'll have to mess with that tomorrow. Uh >> can you just thumbnail? >> Yeah, but then we wouldn't have a link for it. You just have a thumbnail. >> Okay. You can't. It wouldn't make any sense just to promote the thumbnail. >> Okay. >> So, >> yeah, I'll mess with it tomorrow when I get more time. >> Okay. >> So, >> but people notice, that's all. >> Yeah, I know. I just I have to see if we can do like on on uh Streamyard, we could do up to like 50 streams, you know, like we did, which caused a problem cuz you couldn't tell. >> I know. >> Uh >> they're too old. >> But >> but we may actually on this one do uh what do you call it? Be able to do it in advance. But anyway, >> I'm head of promotions as well as human. Yes, you are. >> So, so you know, give me what you can so I can work with it. But, you know, that's all. >> But for now, good night everybody. >> Good night everyone. >> Good night. Heat. Heat. Good night everybody. Thank you all for coming out. I see her without turn to