[music] Well, that was interesting. >> Oh, that was a short opening. Wow. >> Well, let's see if we can get YouTube to run. If not, it's going to be a short show tonight or Phil's gonna [laughter] >> I mean, seriously, it's it's frozen. It's a conspiracy. There we go. Let's see if it goes past that. >> Nope, it won't. [laughter] >> I guess you have to use Phil music. >> No, I can't even use music. Let's Let's pause this and let's see. Uh, hold on. Where is the other one? >> Oh, we can play NCR. >> [music] >> God bless my breath in these runs. Life too short to play on speed run only get one no option to rerun Babylon going [music] too high to reach them down the earth they grind sto living in the moment I ain't worried about none I'm straight chilling [music] back against the wall too with the feeling like lost find a way only fear god [music] I sweing this lost children on my head exploded a few children suicide missions whatever I'm feeling I'm addicted with Sunshining on me, boy. I'm in different. I don't know what comes in, but I couldn't care less. There's no fear [music] on my chest. Hit the B of my stairs. Walk away from the pain I've [music] been through. This feeling I'm feeling is brand new. This is the moment I break through. >> [music] >> I ain't really back. If you can keep the hustle, homie, I can't bear it all. Hit it in the market like you [music] asked for it. Then I saw you move the target like a matador. Come on. I'm ready to go get it like a Labrador dog days and I'm tired of the tug war. Broke off the leash and I ain't going back no more. I better [music] like be more. Hold up. Let me reset. Living in the matrix. Used the sequence. Crack the code, popped out the subnet. Walk around like I found a 20. That's a step living in the moment. Did you notice that enough? You can put the pressure on me. I ain't dropping one sweat. Used to be stress hard, beat [music] it like a drum set. Rest, let it go. Everybody need a refresh. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. I don't know what comes next, but I couldn't care less. There's no fear in [music] my chest. Hit up over my stairs. Walk away from the pain of being cool. This feeling I'm feeling is brand new. This is the moment I break through. I don't know what comes next, but I couldn't care less. There's no fear [music] in my chest. for my walk away from the pain I've been [music] through. This feeling I'm feeling is brand new. This is the moment I break through. >> A yo to the yo to the ho ho ho. Hello everybody. [clears throat] How the hell are we? >> Hello ho. >> What person? You you've heard this song over a dozen times now and you're screaming it's awful. Or is it awful because Griffy has his own room now? Uh, well, we do have Griffy with us. Mr. Pope Phil, please do the ceremonial lighting of the Griffy's loins. Oh, boy. >> Hello, Sir Griffy and your loins. We are so grateful that you are here. You make some of our cast members moist. >> Not this one. Keep going me. >> Not me. >> I am dry. >> Do without your wise and kind words and generosity to the ever grateful Jim. >> Yes. Your your kind generosity. Yes. Who's beeping? on me. >> Well, yes, Tomatoes is gonna say, "Put the chat on the screen." We'll put the chat on the screen in a minute. So, uh, hello everybody. Uh, today, uh, no, Chile yet again. in Chile has retreated to his summer place or his uh uh hole or whatever they're calling it where he is doing his new technology. >> His new technology. That's right. >> Yeah. >> Yes. His his whole newest technology. >> Uhhuh. Yes. Uh he's also had the uh the Lawrence County defendants reply to his reply to their motion to dismiss. Basically saying, okay, he's just being an ass by saying that uh there's a difference between Lawrence County and the Lawrence County commissioners. And they're like, it's the same batch of people that he didn't even state a claim against, so it should be dismissed. And the other thing I believe they said was uh oh yeah he hasn't he he had said that they had previously been dismissed so they don't need to be dismissed in this one even though he names them as defendants. So yeah uh I don't know what Chili's chat GPT was smoking but it was pretty bad. >> Probably some bad granola. >> Yeah, probably. Uh, we have Craig Henry news. Uh, apparently when he picked up the new charges based on what he did in Vermillion County last year while jailed, guess what? Sullivan County revoked his bond. So when he gets out of jail, >> he goes straight to the Sullivan County Jail >> for holding until his May whatever uh May whatever trial which has been pushed back again. >> He did get good news. >> Yes. >> Oh, >> he got good news. >> Second set of Green County charges were dismissed. Now, this was the incident where uh he and the cop had a fight over 25 feet and the cop used his iPhone to measure 25 feet and >> Craig was 23 feet and they decided to the prosecution decided to drop the charges on that >> since you can't I mean, iPhone's good, but it's not scientific. It wasn't like he took a tape measure >> in dark and and ran it to Craig. So Craig is not facing any more charges in Green County other than he's locked up there for his latest conviction. Uh so yeah, he is now facing >> uh Sullivan County charges. He's in he's in Green County and he's facing Vermillion County charges. >> Who is feeding his children? >> Uh his wife, I guess, or his girlfriend. I mean, not wife. So his girlfriend. I mean, the baby was born. He he got like uh a a month, two months with the baby when the baby was born between uh the birth of the baby, him being out. I think he got three or four months with the baby before he was right back into jail. >> I wonder if Floyd's a daddy yet. >> Oh, Floyd's already a daddy. Remember, the baby had been born. Oh, okay. >> He was just dodging the DNA test. >> Oh, okay. >> Yes. >> The baby was born in August, like the day after he left for his ill- fated Columbia. >> So, by dodging the DNA test, he got himself in even more hot water. And that's Floyd. >> Nice. >> Yes. And today is uh isn't it Marty GR today? >> Yes, it is. Fat Tuesday. Yep. >> Fat, fat, fat, and fatter Tuesday. >> He gets to listen from his jail cell as Brazil goes crazy for Marty GR. That's And let's >> Carnival Dare, man. >> Yes, it's Carnival Dare. And he was bitching about missing Carnival last year. So now maybe the prison will have carnival, especially for him. >> I'm sure they will. I'm sure they will >> that someone might leave that jail cell just a little open and you know they they may party with Floyd tonight. That's >> it's just a party. >> It's just a party because it's personal Pam. >> Uh what else we got? We got Re and Benson bitching about things. I'll write it up tomorrow. You get to hear Pants do the Regan Venson voice extended tomorrow morning >> cuz she is bitching about everything. And of course, uh, since Chile's trial is over and he failed, they're no longer giving money to his GoFundMe. >> Oh, can you believe it? >> No, >> he didn't. He didn't fail. He's a loser. Loser. >> 16 zeros. Uh, I I do want to say that. Uh, okay. So, Rean Benson paid for in a case that was ultimately I think she she got it dismissed. She paid for the transcript of the deposition for uh, Sergeant Brian O'Neal. And you know how much it cost her for 200 pages? >> 200 pages? >> Yes. The 200page deposition. >> Guess around $200. $600. >> Oh my god. >> Yes. So, she is slowly but surely releasing it to her. >> Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. >> She says, well, she says that he perjured himself. He should be fired. >> Of course, it it's just like Chile's definition of perjury. The court never found it. Never >> said anything, but >> no one told that. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh, she's the Go ahead. >> I do have to say this. Glenn spent over 600 on photo copies for the um his case against Kell Klein. >> Yep. And what happened there? [laughter] >> These people are so beyond dumb. >> Loser. >> We haven't heard from Glenn in a couple of months. The last thing I saw was the uh video where he basically was filming a box truck. get a ticket. >> Before that, it was the man who who had wet pants. >> Yes. The the wet his pants. Yes. >> Yeah. He's done a couple uh bus stop. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. My life can't compare to that. >> Homeless people are out in the bus stop. >> Yep. Yep. >> Hey June, welcome. Uh and look, there's Mr. Randy with June. >> Hey. Hey Randy, come >> join one day. She will learn one day, I tell you. >> Griffy is annoying me again. >> Well, join the club, dude. Join the club. >> Yes, Griffy has his own area of our server now. He won that due to your donations. Uh, it is a griffy area where anything can go because I think g I think uh there's no moderation in there. I don't think anyone has tools in there. So, I didn't even think to give them to Mrs. Griffy. So, I may give them to Mrs. Griffy because I'm not trusting Griffy with the tools in his own area. That would be >> give them to Mrs. Griffy. Jim, >> that's what I just said. I may give them to Mrs. Griffy. >> Yeah, I'm just reminding you. give them to Mrs. Griffy. >> Yes, I may give them to Mrs. Griffy. But uh now uh on the other hand, uh Mr. Newman's unmodderated area now has a moderator. It's not Gia. It is >> Thank God. >> Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi is the only one who can moderate in there right now. >> Drop me from everything, please. >> Chi-Chi. Uh but yes, so Chi-Chi can go in there and moderate if she wants to. Now, she can't uh she can't ban anyone. She can't kick from the server, but she uh can certainly lay down an iron fist. >> Yes. >> She can be the iron fist. Yes. >> How much more in donations for somebody to rename you? >> Oh, we had dropped the rename me thing. Uh because we went with the other thing last night. I just forgot what the other thing was, >> but I'd say another 100 bucks to rename uh Well, it was like 200 bucks to rename me both on the uh both on the Discord server for one month and here. So, it was like 100 bucks for Discord, 100 bucks for here, and they had to be YouTube friendly. So, you can't call me [ __ ] McGee as someone was or even >> uh even the Discord server. >> I already deleted that, Randall. >> Uh Randall, please do not start a fight today. >> Yeah. >> So, yes, 100 bucks didn't rename me for one month on the Discord server and another 100 bucks to rename me out here. So yeah. Uh yeah, June, please please spank Randy in the other room. We don't need that. >> Don't need to see that. >> So yes, 100 and 100 and we will take care of that. Uh I forgot what the other option was, but that will help us make bills for March. So yay, bills for March. And yes, you can even if you are the person who gets us over the $100 threshold for either one, uh you can either accept well for the second one, you can either accept the name that they come up with for the first one or you can go with your own name for something for me out here or you can leave it up to a vote in the Discord server as to what my new name would be for one month. And yes, you all can do your lists of names for Jim if you want to do that. >> No, thank you. >> Yes. Uh, if that's what you want to do. >> I ain't got that kind of time. I don't that kind of it. >> Well, you've got 18 names for me. Like dummy. Uh, hey [ __ ] Hey, >> I've never Excuse me. >> Uh, what's the other one? Hey, fatty me. Get >> I have never called you any of those. Put the camera on the cat. It's too dark in your room. You're scaring me. >> Why you were telling [laughter] Christ? >> Oh my god. Why? >> Yes. All these horrible things that Gia was calling me. >> That's right. She was calling me sir. >> She said sir. She said sir. She [snorts] said sir. Put your camera on. I cannot see your hands, sir. >> You don't want to see your hands. >> Lies, lies, lies, and lies. >> Yes. Uh, Mr. NCR was there, but he was drinking himself to death. So, yes. Speaking of drinking himself to death, I heard that you married him off last night, Mr. Hopefully. >> We did. We did. And it was a good one. Even age appropriate. and appropriate. >> Yeah. >> So, because he's remember uh not tomorrow night, but the night after, >> we are having super birthday party for him because he's turning 69 years old on Friday and skipping the show. >> 69 years old and skipping the show. So, we are having our own uh super soft birthday party. Uh the best of Barbie, I think. And we're gonna have a pink. >> That's not cool. Yes, the pink theme. We will have our pink theme. >> I'm pretty I'm pretty >> Yes, we we will have a competition with his own super soft birthday party on Friday. This is where he promotes that. >> Yes. [laughter] >> Dead air. Come on, NCR. Okay, on that note, Mr. NCR, do you have any news for us before we go on to other things? >> What was it? [clears throat] >> Do you have any news? >> Oh, I actually have some big news. Mike Norton of Cult News has been advertising that he was going to be on an HBO Max mini documentary series called Neighbors. Okay, [laughter] >> that episode released last Friday and well, Mike may have been finding himself in some hot hot water because he is advocating for the assault on private property owners. >> Oh, nice. >> In Florida, there is a dispute going on with private [clears throat] >> private property owners on the beach. Oh, thank you, Sale. >> Hold on. We got to read. Let them all come through, then we'll read them. Holy crap. Thank you, Sale, for the 20 gifted memberships. They went to grammar school. >> Yay. >> And Anderson, Michael something. Norm something. I came to f [ __ ] up. Oh, goody. Uh, Ray Gray, Westside Girl Reacts, Jojo Tinkin, Aeros Scout, Griffy got one. I thought Griffy was a member. Uh, Emma Jane, Al Smith, Jeff Roberts, Crazy Crippled Cat, Rick. Uh, Rick says something. Dick Bag Patrol BR Y7 by Kitty Cat. Amom Paul. Hey, Paul J. Cohen and Barbie doll. Barbie. >> There we go. >> Wow. >> Thank you, Sale. >> Thank you again, Sail. Thank you so much. >> Thank you again, Sel. Thank you. >> Yes. Now, back to your story, NCR. [clears throat] So, due to the fact that there's been this issue, one of the Backstreet Boys is actually involved in it to the point where he is suing the county and the sheriff's due to the fact they are not enforcing the private property rights of the private beach owners. Mike Norton decided to take his wife Stacy down there, who he keeps referring to as his fiance, even though they've been married for over 20 years, where he assaults a woman. commits the crime of criminal trespass twice, disorderly conduct, and menacing, all because he wanted his 15 minutes of fame. The production studio A24 really didn't do their homework when they put him on the show, knowing his past with the incident that was brought up last year at the Brown Palace. >> Yeah. And let's not forget the unsolicited private photos of a budois nature. >> Yes. >> Yes. [snorts] >> And the fact that he was trying to make adult hugging videos in a Mormon temple. >> Yes. >> Good Lord. >> Yes. >> So the >> Yes. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. the woman at the center of that particular story on the mini documentary series actually calls him up and says, "We appreciate your help, but you're really not helping the cause." When he says, "You don't understand. If you think I was a I was bad, wait till I bring a hundred of my friends down here." >> Yep. >> And she told tells him again, "That's not going to help. We're trying to resolve it this peacefully." And then he makes this quote. Sometimes they have to get their teeth knocked down their throats so they will understand our rights. >> Now this series is and that particular episode is still up on HBO Max if you wish to watch it. It is quite interesting for Mike to actually make those claims. >> [clears throat] >> I will have a full video on that beach incident releasing tomorrow. >> Now, now I'm no first amendment auditor, but I would think that threatening to knock someone's teeth down their throat would be considered fighting words. Well, also shoving a woman in the chest because you claim that their beach umbrella touched your tripod and then threatening to pepper spray a teenage boy is also kind of bad for a first amendment auditor. Just saying. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's typical first amendment auditor because they think that their camera somehow their person. >> Yes. >> A weird thing. extension of their arm. >> Yes. Brilliant. >> Yes. I remember when DMA someone hit his uh stand >> for his camera and he called it assault and battery. >> Assault. Yeah. >> You assaulted my stand. >> You battered my stand. >> Yes. It made the guy apologize and the guy was like, "What? I touched your what?" Uh, Saleo, please contact me. Thank you, Daniel Welch, for the $9. That puts us over the top on that uh for the $9 super chat. Uh, your message did not come through, but thank you anyway for that. Uh, Sale's uh, donation actually put us at a 100 bucks for the show, which means that on Discord, you get Sale either gets to rename me for a month or he gets to do a uh, a what do you call it? A uh, we could do a poll as to what to rename me on Discord for one month. So, I will no longer be robot tyrant for one month. One month. So, yes. Uh yeah, apparently YouTube is having trouble for some people as uh I'm being pinged right now. Uh by Rose is having trouble. >> Oh, help the beautiful Rose out. >> Uh she says, "I think YouTube died." And I'm like, "No, we're we're on live right now. I do not know but uh yeah I hope >> Thank you Daniel. >> Yeah we we said thank you to Daniel. >> Well he said I didn't send a message I just wanted to show support and I said thank you Daniel. >> Thank you for that. >> Okay I am going to try >> many blessings from above. Many blessings. I'm going to try to load the drunk girl window and if I freeze up then it's pulp show tonight. Yay. >> You know, don't talk about your load in Rose. You know that's unc uh we are going to go to Rio Rancho, New Mexico. Rio Rancho, New Mexico. >> Rio Rancho. Let me just double check that we have not seen this one recently. Uh it's a long one, so I don't think we have. But let's see if I recognize the girl. I don't think we recognize a girl. So, uh we're going to go to this one. It's a long one, so we're going to stay over a little bit tonight. >> But, uh uh yes, down detectors reporting a spike in outages of YouTube stuff. Yeah. So, uh yeah, I will ping Rose with that in a second. But let us get uh let us start with dozens of lies. Lies. Lies. >> Lies. >> Can't prevent her second DUI arrest in less than three weeks. >> Yummy. M. This one is just calling out to the to anyone who wants to step forward as tribute. Step forward as tribute. Uh because we will not forcibly marry anyone off except for NCR occasionally. Uh thank you on on again Daniel for the other 999. Uh he leaves the messages on this one. Beep >> beep [laughter] message at the beep. So, we are We need another 80 bucks. And that 80 bucks means you can rename me out here. That's right, folks. That's right. Wait. And then showing hiding. Showing hiding. Showing hiding. Push play. Is that a >> I can't tell. Is that a Subaru? >> She just pulled up as soon as we pulled up. Are you Cheyenne? >> What's your name? >> What? >> She doesn't know. >> Sam28. >> Are you Cheyenne? >> No. >> Washington Charles George Paul 8501. Hey, come over here and talk to me at the police. Okay. I'm the police. I just want to talk to you. >> Who's in the car? >> Nobody. >> Cheyenne, stop. >> What? >> Cheyenne, come over here. >> What? >> Okay, turn around. Face away from me. >> I'm not your head. All right. Well, then stop. >> What? >> Turn around. Put your hands on your head. >> I'm at my house. >> Turn around. Put your hands on base. >> I'm at private property. >> Home base. >> I'm at private property. >> This is my house. >> Call the police. >> No, I didn't. That was not me. That was not me. Is she 47? >> No, that was not me. >> That was not me. That was not me. >> That was not me. >> I'm safe. >> Stop. >> Yeah. >> I got into some domestic violence things with my husband. He's inside now. >> Trying This is not your This is not your house. >> It's It's my grandma's house. Yeah. >> No. >> Yeah. Okay. >> You're Okay. Hang tight. >> Stop pulling away. >> Stop. >> Okay. >> Cuz you're going to go in cuffs if you don't stop. >> Okay. I'm not. >> Do you understand? >> I was What are you talking about? >> Do you understand that? >> Yes. >> Perfect. So, let's talk. >> Okay. What's up? >> What address are you at? >> It's my grandma's house. It's literally 509. >> Okay. You just looked at the number. >> Okay. What do you No, no, no. >> I know. Out with at 509. >> No. No. No. I'm not. What do you guys no? No. No. No. No, >> I'm fine. >> You just said there was silence in >> Yeah, I ran I was running away with my husband. >> Thank you, Abraham, for choosing the best membership level we got. >> Why Why would you run away from us then? >> Welcome. >> Because we're the police. >> Because I can't I can't There's certain things I can't tell you guys. >> Okay. >> Things I can't tell you guys. >> Cuz then I'd have to kill you. [laughter] >> And I can't do that. >> It's personal, Pam. >> There's things I can't do that. >> Linda, Linda, Linda, I can't do it. I can't do it >> because there's certain things talk about. >> Why? >> But it's because >> I can't tell you. I'm a secret agent. >> I know. Because I was scared in the moment, but we're good now. >> I was scared. >> Um, he wouldn't let me in the car. >> I'm working an undercover operation. >> I'm afraid of Oakville. I'm scared. I'm very scared for like loop loop. >> Well, I'll send you some orange. >> Um, how much have you had to do? >> It's the Yeah. >> Why did you come out of the passenger side? >> I didn't. I saw you. >> I didn't though. I clearly saw you. >> No, >> I watched you come out the passenger side >> I didn't. I mean, you're not doing anything wrong. There's no reason to lie, right? >> Yeah. I'm not lying. >> Hey, got it. >> So, you open the passenger door and you exit it. No, you left it open. >> No, I didn't. >> Because I'm at my grandma's house. I don't know why. My husband freaked me out. >> There's no reason. >> My husband freaked me out and I wanted to get inside the house. I don't know. Like, >> you know what I mean? I'm on your >> I'm on a period. Oh my >> There is Helen >> and >> I'm on my period. >> I'm really emotional. We're going through a lot of We're going through a lot right now. My mom's on our way actually from Washington. Okay, let's go back to that. >> I'm good now. >> I'm fine. >> But I was not driving and I did not jump through your pass. >> Can you open up your hands for me, please? >> Your eyes are light. Your pupils are huge. >> This is drama. >> What's nothing? >> Nothing. >> So, >> there's nothing in my brain, nothing in my head. >> I'm not under any narcotic. >> I I have medication that I take. What is it? >> Adavan. What does that do to you? What is it? at a van. >> It's anxiety. >> Okay. She's >> Yeah. And if she drinks with it, >> I'm allowed to. I think I I don't I don't drive though. >> Well, I saw you driving. >> I didn't. I was driving. >> Chi-chi. We've got this week from via herself. >> Yes. >> My husband was driving um for right now. >> Let me in the car. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. >> Just leave. Just stop. Stop. I was going to hit. No, no. No. I I stop. >> What's going on? >> You're going to be resisting. You going to catch a char? >> Oh, that's good news. Gothic. >> We're just going to put you in right now. I hope >> so. Let me call. No, let me get my husband. We can't do this. I didn't do anything. Did your husband call the cop? >> Oh, Paul Cohen, you're welcome. Thanks for the sale. And thanks, Mr. Newman. He loves you as well. I assume Paul's an attorney. >> Uh, yes. He and Mr. Newman have fights over the J word. >> Yes. Yes. >> We're not taking you anywhere. >> You're just being detained. >> Okay. What does that mean? >> You're not going to go until we're done with our investigation. >> Thank you. >> 71508. >> I need to call my husband though. >> Okay. That's not going to happen right now. and we'll let you know. >> I have uh teriyak chicken breast that I cooked in the air fryer for >> fabulous. Sounds good. >> I want to make a little >> So easy. So easy. >> Super small hands. >> Make it a sandwich or you can make it, you know, just eat it alone. >> Throw over the fence over there. >> Nothing. >> Why'd you throw this cup out when you got >> a cup? Well, there's liquid right here on the floor and there's a cup right here on the floor that's wet. >> Uhhuh. >> Hello. Sorry to bother you at the police. >> Hey, how you doing? >> You know this female that's pulled up in your driveway. Are you expecting anybody? >> Definitely not. >> Do you have any grandkids? >> Yes. Oh, I mean I have kids. >> You have kids but no grandchildren? >> No. >> No granddaughters? >> No. >> Okay. >> Oh, she's lying. >> In your driveway, so that's why we're here right now. I apologize. >> Okay. >> It looks like I think she lives down the street, but we're investigating it right now. >> Okay. has nothing to do with you guys or anything else. So, I apologize for being on your front yard. Don't you love when that happens? So, sorry to wake you guys up. [cough] More than welcome to just go back to bed. We don't need you for anything. Um, we'll figure out what we're going to do with the vehicle and everything cuz it's in your driveway. >> Okay. >> Um, yeah. I mind if I stay informed with you or >> Yeah, you could you can hang out here. That's fine. >> Um, but if you want to go back to bed, you can do that, too. >> Okay, cool. But, um, there's no damage to your house or anything. Is that your cup? Did I be back up there? >> Uh, no. >> No. >> Shocking. >> Kind of confused. >> Yeah, possibly DUI, but we're not sure right now. We're trying to investigate. Okay. >> Oh, boy. >> All right. Sounds good. Why don't I uh Yeah. find out what's going on before you guys >> Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. If you want to even go back inside, I'll knock on the door and let you know once we kind of sort everything out and let you guys know what's going on. Okay. If that's okay. >> That way you guys can stay just kind of >> I hate when Vlad shows up like that. >> Just like Vlad. Thank you, sir. >> Yeah. just shows up covered in >> throws throws stuff at my house. >> Covered in baby oil. >> That's and accuses me of stalking. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> She's a crazy one. How long have you guys been together? >> Oh, yeah. He ran off. >> Uh, yes. Paul Con, you uh were the star of three day videos. >> No, I know. We're driving a little bit. Okay. >> [music] >> Breaking news. Breaking news. >> Breaking news. >> Christine comes in on the 1st. >> It stays till the 12th. >> Yes. >> 12 Days with Christine. It'll be a new memoir. Yep. >> There you go. There. So 12 night 12 nights with >> 10. >> Yeah, >> that's something like 10 shows with Christine since >> Yes. >> Yes, she'll be here. Yep. >> 10 shows. We should And remember folks, coming up at the end of the month, we are doing March Madness yet again, the worst auditor uh brackets. We will have those out next week so you can start filling those out. Uh, we're going to have an extended worst auditor brackets this year. And yes, we we we are going uh I need suggestions. I need names. So, throw some names, please, over in our general chat on the Discord server because I need to fill out we need at least I think 48 names total. Uh, >> not that we >> don't ask me, but >> yeah, we we we need a lot so we can make this an a reoccurring thing. So for the month. So yes, we may just do them one night a week if it's less than 48. So but anyway, we have March Madness coming up or the March badness madness [cough] >> madness >> or rudeness. March rudess. >> Yes. >> Did win last year? >> Uh I don't I don't think he did. It was either LIA or DMA, I think it was. >> Okay. I think Chile was eliminated. >> God, it was a year ago. >> Defend their title. >> That was a year ago. [snorts] >> Yes, it was a year ago. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> Because we we use something simil >> Wow. >> Um Jose early. >> Time flies. Wow. >> Yeah. Because remember uh after March we go into yearly funding uh because everything's due uh site renewals, music renewals, all that stuff is uh yeah, we [snorts] go into that period. Uh Wow. >> Just like NPR. Just like NPR. Yeah. >> Yeah. Just before you know it, it's going to be back to go Bears and suck it Phil Packers before you know it. Yep. >> That's right. And this year we're going to do something special with that. So you can all participate. >> Can't wait. >> All participate in the weekly uh beating of Pope Phil with an iron club. >> Yes. >> Yes. You can and you can you can hire him privately for flogging sessions. >> Yes. You you can privately hire. We do not condone. >> It's expensive. It's expensive. Or you can hire me for private uh smoking sessions and we will beat the meat together. >> Sure. >> Yes. >> Naked barbecue sessions. >> Uh but uh good lord. Uh and we have some official news. Official news. >> What's that? >> Are you ready for some official breaking news right now? I'm going to break it right now. Right over your head. Uh, Chile Diccastro cannot run for governor in California this year. >> He missed the deadline to He missed the deadline to uh >> list himself >> in the uh the candidate listings. >> Uhhuh. No. >> Up with the $3,800 instead of $7,000 $7,000 signatures he would need. >> Yeah, because it's either one or the other to run for governor. So, he is not running for governor in California this year. >> Zoe's ass Zoe's ass could win over him. >> Probably. >> Yep. probably >> you only need 7,000 signatures. >> Only 7,000 signatures are $3,800 >> and a lot of money after that. Yep. >> Well, I know, but that just seems, you know, with with the, you know, millions of people in California, I would think that just seems like not a lot. >> Yeah. Well, that's remember Gary Coleman ran once. Remember that? When Gary Coleman ran, it was the same election that Arnold Schwarzenegger ran in. >> 7,000 people. >> Yeah. Uh what's her name? The the one that's on the poster. Uh the famous blonde on the posters out there. Uh >> she ran to >> what? >> Mary Kerry. >> No. Uh it was blonde with one name with an E or something. I forget her name, but still uh yeah, all that crazy back then. >> That's like 10 to 20 million >> for a campaign. >> Oh, >> you know, on the on the low end on the low. >> Yeah. Yep. >> Yes. >> Yep. Yep. >> But but you know, I'm just saying, you know, you could go down to uh you know, Venice Beach or you know, Skid Row and pick up 7,000 signatures. I'm just saying. But felons felons can't do that, can they? >> Sure. I think I don't know. I don't know about California. In a lot of states, that doesn't matter. >> Yeah. And you can run for president being a felon, remember? >> No, no, no. >> Yeah, we have a third time. >> Oh, for signatures. I don't know if felons. >> Yeah, they can't vote. So, how could they how could they sign to promote? Yeah, there's there's so many laws and Chile's got it all figured out. Don't worry. Don't worry. >> Yes, but remember Chile has not declared which state he's running in, but California doesn't really have a requirement to be here other than either pay up or get signatures. So, >> yep. Yep. >> Uh this means if he does not run >> this year, it's going to be four years until we can call him governor again, unless he runs elsewhere. I mean, maybe I'll go to law school. Maybe he'll go to law school now. >> Idaho. I'm still holding out for Idaho. >> Idaho. >> Governor of Idaho. >> Well, I mean, I don't mean to keep us because this is a really long drunk girl, but uh can you just imagine him running something where where the bar is that high? >> No. No. like Nebraska. No, he has to stay in Nebraska. He can't like weekend it, you know. >> He can't go go to LA like he likes to be in. He barely made it in Vegas. >> No. >> Uh, >> no. >> Yeah. So, >> never going to happen. Never going to happen. >> Or or Yeah. Nebraska or North Dakota. >> Oh, thank you. >> Thank you. something like that. >> That's Zoe. >> Yeah, I'm sorry. >> Thank you, dear. >> You, too. >> I get a little bit in fear. >> Okay. So, so your grandma doesn't live here. So, that's kind of weird. >> Uhhuh. >> My grandma doesn't live here. >> Oh, >> yes. Your grandma, remember >> your grandma doesn't live here? >> Yeah. Grandma doesn't live here. >> Your grandma's house. >> The people that live here don't have any grandkids. >> [laughter] >> The female cop's just like laughing. >> Finally, it's on the way. Cool. >> We're going to go in my car for right now. >> But yeah, he basically you told him and he is saying is he is super home. Or did you see any friends or super out? >> So, we're just going to wait for another unit really quick and then >> Yeah, she's a little confused. >> Are you being Yes. Oh, wait. Am I supposed to detain? >> No, right now you're being detained. >> Oh, what does that mean? >> That means you're not free to leave until we are done with our investigation and then have a seat for me. Okay. >> And then once he officially gets here, then you'll have you come out here from you. >> Oh, wait. If I'm not being detained, can I just wait out here? >> No. Have a seat for me. >> You're going to be detained. So, I need to step >> Wait, what does this mean? I don't know my rights, honestly. >> So, you're not under arrest. >> You're not under arrest. >> I don't have my rights. >> Okay, so let me tell you. You're not under arrest, but you are detained. Meaning, you are now free to leave. Okay. >> So, for right now, I need to have you here. >> I was scared. So that's why I said it was my grandma's house and really scared about my husband. Like my husband like we've been fighting a lot and I uh >> I'm not shocked. >> So he pulled in >> and then ran off and he didn't really want me to tell you guys. >> You know who her husband is, right? >> So I was in >> He's with us tonight. >> Just for a minute. >> Okay. >> And who the hell is that? >> Can I talk to him and tell him that too? >> I like I said there's things I can't say. There's things that will get me like in trouble and I I I don't want I can't say more than that. >> This is this is in a really weird position. >> The bride of that's who she's >> I'm just like really scared. >> Just hang your feet inside. >> I'll come back in a little bit and I'll let him know to come over. I love him so much. But like >> plus NCR >> Daniel Craig Ryder say it's good to fear your hus or your man to an extent cuz that means you respect him but >> I read that somewhere but yeah I don't know I respect him so much like yeah I don't know. Um can I make a phone call before? >> Um not yet. No we'll make sure you have your phone or anything again. Just right now you're just being detained right? Um, if you're going to be under arrest, we'll let you know while you're just being detained. >> I think she might she might tongue really hurts. It's like a milk bubba thing. >> No, we're going to wait. >> Okay, just in case. >> Good lord. >> We had another one, right? >> Yeah. >> We made contact with mail. He's like, "Yeah, she has her vehicle. It's a Subaru." Um, what do you call out or something like that? Subaru gray in color. Okay, cool. So, we're leaving. We're done. She had called dispatch saying that she was fine. And so then we had to make contact with her. So as I was turning around, I see the car just like coming this direction. So I'm thinking like, "Oh, okay. That might be her." And then boom, they yanked into this parking spot. Okay. >> And so I stopped to put my light to see if it was a Subaru. And then sure enough, it was. So he stopped. We stopped. She I put my spotlight to see what it was. She goes into the passenger side, gets out through the passenger side, and we're like, "She Cheyenne." And she's like, "Oh, no." Like, "I'm on my grandma's house, but I'm not Cheyenne." So, she goes in and sergeant trying to make contact with her. She throws some stuff over the fence. Comes back over and so she leaves the passenger side. No one else is in the car. Um, we made contact with her. She's like all over the place. She lives in my grandma's house. And then she's saying, "Oh, my boyfriend uh left." and like just all over the place. Pupils are like almost as big as her eye. >> Oh, okay. >> Um and so she had a cup with some liquid, but she dumped it right on the lawn. We just have the cup over there, but it's just her whole like behavior um avoiding us. Her eyes are like I saw her pull in. She goes into the passenger, leaves the door open, kicks off. No other individual. >> You guys have charges on her or no? >> Uh, no. >> Is she in the car? >> Yeah, she just put the tape for now. I told her. >> Handcuffed or handcuffed? >> She's handcuffed because she she got um she was like not avoiding us and so she wasn't listening. She was being like all over the place. So, we just told her she was >> being stuff like that. >> No. Um, what I'll what I'll do is I'll have to read Miranda first just because if she does admit to something and she's in cuffs like let's just say she admitted like yeah I just shoved a bunch of lean or something crazy. So I'll read her Miranda >> and she told me she took medication before she went in cuffs or anything for her I believe her sleeping medic or something like that and I was like what does that do to you and she's like I should be able to drive. >> It's depressive if it's >> yours. >> Yeah, she's in the back. >> See if she wants to talk. So she if she's on Adavan and she's drinking alcohol. >> Okay. So this officer just has to talk to you really quick. Okay. I want her to make you situation and um help a second. He just has to read something to you really quick. >> Cicero, my darling wifey. I just got your gift and oh my god, it is so beautiful. It's a crocheted corgi. >> Oh boy. with a name tag that says Zoe and a pearl necklace. >> I'll put a picture in Discord. It's beautiful. It's absolutely beautiful. >> Thank you, my darling. >> And we just stuck a link to our Discord server that unfortunately goes straight to Mr. Newman's area. So, you got to be 18 or older to enter Mr. Newman's area. Just saying. Just saying. Mr. Newman's not a fun place to be sometimes. So, uh, and Paul, I hope your dad's okay. >> I've been through a major issue recently and it's tough. Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Uh, just a little bit. I mean, he has to read he has to read this to you. Just because you are in handcuffs, um, you're not arrested. Okay? Just understand that you're just in handcuffs. Therefore, he just has to read this to you. >> You're just in handcuffs, Phil. >> Cheyenne, I'm officer with the Ranch Police Department. How you doing? >> Better now that you said that. >> That's good. I'm glad you feel that way. Okay. >> It's beautiful white. I love it. >> I'm going to read this. The work of love. >> I'm going to read this to you real quick cuz I have since you are in handcuffs, I want to read this to you before I ask you any questions. Okay. You've heard about these your your warnings, your Miranda warnings, right? >> So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can, and will be against you in a court of law. You have the right to a lawyer and to have him or her present with you while being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one who you appoint to represent you before any question if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Okay. >> Do you understand these rights have explained to you? >> Yes. >> Having these rights in mind. Do you wish to speak to me now? >> Yeah. Okay. >> Cool. Um, so she kind of gave me like a quick like synopsis of what happened. Okay. >> Wait, can I say no? I'm just >> What happens if you say no? >> That I won't talk to you. >> Oh, wait. >> It's your right to basically not talk to me. >> I don't know. You guys are being so honest. It's like creepy. >> You're being so nice to me. >> Um, okay. >> You want to sing too? >> I don't know my rights. Like I'm just like what do I do? >> You're basically it's your right is like you don't have to speak to me. >> Then I I seem shady if I don't do that. Right. >> Okay. Then what happens after? >> Yeah. She sounds like she's supposed to ask you question and then if you decide that you don't want to speak to him anymore. >> I love the toys. >> Continue. Um, he has to that's why he has to ask those questions to kind of go from there. But he needs to make sure that you >> She already grabbed the tiger. >> Do you want to answer the questions for him or not? >> Okay. I don't know. I feel like my husband told me to say no. >> It's what you would want to do. >> I said clear up the waters as far as what's going on. >> That's what he's here to do. >> Oh, I don't know. I What would my husband do? That's what I'm thinking. Like, what do you do? >> Um, that's never happened before. >> I don't know. I don't want to piss you guys off and say no and then you be like, >> I don't know what to do. I'm in a different state. >> How about real quick before we even start that then? that way. Let's make you Let's >> Let's make this bridge a trust real quick. How about step out? >> I don't know what to do. >> Oh, okay. >> Let's start there. >> Yeah, she's all over the place. >> Drink of my drink. >> Can I get a drink? >> Yeah. Drink my drink. >> Check this out for you. Are you going to Is it settle? >> I need a drink of my drink cuz your hand has for me. >> Okay. Thank you. >> And very professional and honest. I trust you. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. tight. Um, anybody wants to take this off? >> I'm going to play with some tissue paper. >> Only my dog. >> You can just have a conversation. >> You can keep your hands normal. >> Okay. >> So, again, it's up to you if you want to speak to me. You don't have to speak to me if you don't want to. question. What realistically what happens? I don't know. >> I just have questions. That's it. >> And then do I go and then you go or >> That's what I don't know. That's why I want to ask questions, right? >> Oh, okay. Wait. Okay. >> You know what I mean? >> What are the questions? >> Let me ask you the questions and then you can say, you know what? I'm done talking. >> Oh, >> how does that work? >> [ __ ] Can I go with my husband? >> I don't know what she loves. >> I guess sure. >> And she loves the tissue paper. Oh, okay. I'll see you cuz there's things like I called the I called you guys and I said, "Oh, shit." Because now I'm in trouble probably cuz now I look like a snitch and I'm not a snitch. But anyways, yeah, there's I it could be a very sticky situation where I don't want to be put into a situation that I don't want to be a part of. Like I know nothing. Like that's pretty much what I think and I I can't >> nothing at all. Nothing. >> I know nothing. I don't have to speak to my period so I'm really emotional. >> I know nothing. >> I'm on my period so I'm really emotional. >> Yes. Yes. >> Man moon. So man >> the man moon. Yes right now. You're very man moon. So you're very like sporadic right now. Okay. >> All day every day. >> I'm very emotional man moon. Nancy, >> she loves it. Terrible. >> So, I can smell alcohol coming off your breath right now. >> I'm not I'm not No, I'm not. >> I do. >> You don't have to speak to me, right? >> I'm not I >> So, that's what's going on here, right? >> So, that's what I'm smelling. I don't know if it's this this is the cup or what I'm I don't know if this is what I'm >> No. What's all this about? I don't know. It's not mine. >> I don't know. >> This isn't yours. >> It's not mine. >> My husband ran off. Yeah. I don't know. >> It's not mine. >> You didn't see him? >> No. [laughter] >> Yeah. He ran off cuz he called me crazy. He wouldn't let me in the car earlier. >> Called you crazy. Wow. That's a stretch. >> So, we fight every day. >> Not like physically. >> Yeah. That's a lovely relationship. >> It's almost like she's just making this [ __ ] up. >> I don't know if this is Smoke Buddy. Yeah, I don't know either. >> You don't know either. >> You called me crazy because I drank on an >> imagine that. >> Well, that's not what these officers are saying. Like I said, you can remain silent. Okay. >> But these officers are saying something different. That's the issue, right? Um they're basically saying that they showed up, they saw you park, and then you switched over to the passenger seat. Again, you can remain silent. You switched over to the passenger seat. There was nobody else leaving the vehicle. Sounds like you were going over the fence. You dumped some kind of liquid into the grass. Dumped some stuff. I'm assuming the stuff in front of me is what you had dumped, I guess. >> No. >> No dump nothing. >> Not me. Not me. >> That was not me. >> That was somebody else that was here that ran off. >> Yeah. The guy who was driving. >> No, she's not going to touch this baby. >> This is mine. Like I don't want to put myself >> going on a scale somewhere. >> Just open them wide for me. >> They're really wide. >> Really wide at night. >> So right now I have reason to believe that you're under the influence of something. Either alcohol or drugs. Your eyes are very dilated right now. My life >> I'm stressed out. >> Well, that's the thing. Your stress doesn't cause >> period. >> Period. And stress does not cause your eyes to be dilated like you are right now. So right now >> they dilated. >> They're dilated. Right now my look right now my eye my my my light is right in your eyeballs right now your eyes are not constricting whatsoever right now >> so when light hits your eyes your eye your pupils shrink >> like almost right now your my light should be causing your pupils to be pinpoint basically >> really bright though so that's that's really your your pupils are very dilated you're very like animated very just like I understand you're going through stress and you said your period but like you're very just like thousand >> things are Right. You're just going all over the place. >> Eyes are dilated. You're all over the place. >> Very suspicious. Like I said, these officers get here, she sees you pull up, she sees you go into the passenger seat like you said you didn't. Passenger seat and then you dump something in that liquid. Okay. I don't know what it is. >> So again, you don't want to talk to me as far as Miranda goes. >> Well, because I don't know. So the thing is the thing I was going to offer you is but since you don't want >> what my husband would do I don't know >> I don't know what my husband would do >> I guess >> I just want to know how to use that if >> the husband is >> I wanted to some pill and now I know who you really are when you were seen driving I'm going to send you the thing >> I love you >> the thing is is that if you don't want to speak to me >> then I can't do the fields because what I'm going to ask you is there's some incriminating things that are going to be happening when I when I do my fields. Okay. So, you don't want to speak to me? >> I wasn't driving. You're saying I was driving and I I don't understand what's going on. My husband was I told you he ran off. We're going through a lot. >> This office is going through a lot. >> I had just talked to him and I was driving this direction. >> He ran off so fast. >> Yes. >> Flash. His name is Barry Allen. You are the one. >> He's also known as the Flash. >> Was definitely not in the car. And I am 100% >> I thought it was Jay Garrick. >> Yeah, >> Jay Garrick was the original one. >> I'm going to give you another chance. >> And then there was 25 years of age. >> Speak on your own. If you don't want to speak to me, I don't need to be there. >> You want to speak to me or >> there's Wallace? You want to speak to me? um laboratory society test. >> I can't run test because the stuff I'm going to ask you could potentially be incriminating. >> But um >> golden god, please. Oh my god. No. >> I need my husband. I don't know what to do. I wish he'd come back. >> I'll lay down I'll lay some like foundation around. All right. Okay. So, we're besides the fact arguing if you drove around. Okay. You're saying you didn't. We said we said you did. Okay, cool. That's beyond the fact. >> The thing is the thing is what I need, >> right? This officer saw you drive. Okay. You said you didn't. Okay, cool. That's out of the question. Right. >> So, what I want to do, >> the point of my standard foot test is I want to make sure you were okay to drive when you were. You said you weren't. That's okay. You can have >> She doesn't have a driver's license. >> That's why I want to do the fields. I want to say, okay, >> didn't they say that in the beginning? >> Walk in a straight line, stand on one leg. Can she do stuff like that? >> I'm not driving my car right now. And I moved on both. >> You were driving again. I'm not I'm not gonna argue again. I think we've gone under the bed like three times. So >> I swear to God I was not driving. >> This is a decision right now. So >> you guys didn't see him. >> Would you like to speak to me? And if you want to speak to me, then I can do my stomach tests. >> Okay. >> No. >> Well, then this way. >> Okay. Yes. >> N we're done. >> Okay then. >> Okay. I didn't know. I wanted to know something happened. I'll do it. I'll >> stop. or beyond that cuz then if I say yes and I that's feel like you're coerced. >> What? No, I'm not coerced. I just know what's going to happen. My husband will be here. >> If I tell you that you're going to go to jail, then you're going to feel like you want to do them. >> I'll do the You're proving my point quite literally. >> No, I will do the survivor. I am sober. The very last. >> I'm sober. >> No, you're not. >> My home's sober. >> No, you're not. >> Being arrested for >> No, you're not. >> You're driving. I wasn't driving. You've done nothing but lie. >> No. >> In the car. >> He was. >> I had just literally got done speaking to him. >> Hold on. Let me >> What do you mean? No, he does. >> Che, do you have any weapons on you? >> No. >> You're not speaking to him. He's not even home. >> Jeez. He ran off. >> I made contact with You >> ran off. >> I don't know. What is it? >> Is that your hipbone or >> Yeah. >> Is that your hip [ __ ] I was not driving, but I haven't t. >> So, honestly, my job is to determine whether or not you're under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Okay. >> Okay. Let's >> So, >> we can do that. >> What's up? >> Yeah, I think you're good. >> Can I have a drink of my milk tea? >> Actually, yes. Speaking of >> We can do that. >> No. >> Can I see? >> Wait, your tongue. >> After all that, >> can I have my milk? >> The drink is not mine. >> No. >> Can I have a drink of my milk tea? And she points to the cup that was her. >> Milk tea vodka. Milk tea vodka. Yep. >> Milk tea vodka. That's >> Yep. Yep. Can't have anything to eat or drink for 20 minutes. >> No. Okay. Am I going to do a test? >> We're beyond those tests like I said. >> Am I going to jail? >> Yeah. You're going to be going to the station with me? >> Okay. And then will you take me home after? >> No. >> Am I going to jail? >> I won't freak out. >> I'm going to jail. >> I just know what happens. Am I going to jail? >> Gilm going to jail. >> Stay still. >> It's 3:42 in the morning. Well, I didn't give you the choice because you want to say >> if I would have said that >> if I would have said something else then you would have felt coerced to do it. >> I didn't know what to do >> and then those tests are >> my nudity is not on the line tonight. tomorrow maybe not. >> And then Thursday we are going to give the birthday boy his spankings. >> Yes. >> The birthday boy gets his thankings even though he's counting the quarter right now. >> Does anybody in here still have a DVD player? >> Yes. >> You do? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I'm going to mail you all I'm going to mail you all my DVDs. >> Wait. No. No. Oh, don't mail them to me so I can rip them first and then I'll give them to him. >> Okay. All right. I'll mail them to Jim. >> Yeah. So I can I What do you >> I don't have very many. I don't have very many. But I have some really good ones. >> I'm in the middle of I had to re-rip a whole hard drive. So I'm in the middle of doing that. The back. >> Okay. So if I send them to you >> Yes, I'll rip them. >> Pass them out. Okay. All right. >> Yeah. If if NCR wants them, then we'll we'll go through them and send them down. I'll give a list tomorrow. It's not very many, but Young Frankenstein. Um, >> classic. >> The Eagle Eagles concert. >> There you go. >> Um, Six Feet Under. I don't know if I still have that, but I'll send them all to you, Jim. >> Okay. >> Okay. Thanks. >> I hate to throw them away. I hate to >> Yeah. Don't throw them away. Give them to me cuz I stockpile that kind of stuff. >> Okay. All right. Uh once I if I go back to work and have money again. Yes, real money. I'm building the media server to for repository so I can cut back on some of the streaming servers. >> Okay. All right. Okay. >> I put it on my list. >> There we go. >> Thank you. He's the one person I have. But I also like they say you should fear your man to an extent cuz I mean to respect them and like I respect him so much I don't want to cross him. But I was like let me back in the car. >> Sit down real quick. Okay. >> Let me back in the car. >> Holy moly. She's all over the place. Her uh her perfume is what was giving me the sweet smell. It's not alcohol. >> Hey homie. I dropped off the >> Her husband literally just literally got done talking to me. So she keeps saying her husband was dead. >> What was that? >> I was just going to say, do you think if I if I would have just done the test, I would have gone home. >> I don't know. My whole my whole job is to determine whether or not you're under the influence of alcohol or drugs. That was the purpose of those tests. So I asked you to do them. I wasn't going to say, "Hey, Cheyenne, if you don't do the test, you're going to jail." Because that's me basically saying I'm I'm basically like >> I'm kind of like blackmailing you into doing the test. That's why I wasn't going to give you an answer what was going to happen after. Okay. >> I was giving you a chance of like okay well you're saying you're sober. You said you're not on anything. That was your chance to say Officer Toledo I'm good to do these tests. >> Yeah. >> The last time you got arrested did you do them or no? >> Uh no because I feel like I remember someone telling me that you say no. >> I mean >> didn't you deny it or something? I don't know. >> Step up. even like and I'm I was sober too and like >> I don't think you're drunk. I think you're under drugs. But that's my job as a DWI/ drug recognition expert, right? My job is to identify impairment. Not just alcohol, but drugs. >> I'm under a lot of stress. >> But stress doesn't cause your eye to leak. I used to dilate. Go and take a right here. >> There's only a couple things that make your eye dilate. Drugs and alcohol. Go here. >> Your eyes are beautiful. It's not your eyes. It's your pupil. >> Your eyes and pupils are two different things. Here, look to the right. You be here. What? How long ago did you get arrested? >> I don't know. I freaking know. I Sorry. I think she's good. I fight with my husband every single day. I don't even know what freaking day it is. >> What day? >> Sorry, not bite, but like argue. >> Yeah. I honestly don't even I think it was Oh, it was on my birthday. Just kidding. How did I forget that? >> Okay. Um, >> it was on the 9th. >> So, of this month? >> Yeah. >> I think Dang, that was recent then. >> Yeah. Unfortunately, I was driving and I went to go look for my husband >> and he left me on my birthday and he said he was coming back and he >> Oh, nice. He's like your like your husband or like >> he's my fiance, but we we call each other husband and wife. We haven't >> He didn't leave you. He said he was going out for cigarettes. >> I'm just really sad. >> Baby, I'm going to go get milk. I'll be right back. >> This is my like everything's my choice. I have it's my choice at the end of the day, >> but I love him so much that I'll do anything for him. >> Sh. So, listen to me real quick. [laughter] >> It sucks. What's your name? >> Celita. >> Celita. What's your first name? >> Justin. >> Justin. Nice. Okay. Nice to meet you, Justin. You already know my name, but um I've been like >> I'm a free woman. I'm a free woman. >> I am so sad over him. Like I've never gone [laughter] I've never gone to the extent for a man. Like I asked for him. >> I feel sorry for the >> I gave my life to him. I don't have [laughter] anything. I lost everything. >> I moved over here for him. I have all my eggs in his [laughter] love anymore. Oh my god. Washington right now to help us like figure out our which I know [singing] sounds really like it's like I'm 25. Why why is my mother sipping? But she's al she's honestly like >> oh my god she's such good advice. >> She would be so disappointed in me. >> So I'm going to read this to you. Listen to me. >> I really act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to read opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid by the law enforcement agency. Do you take our test? >> The breath test? Yeah. And both or both of them? H >> wait, what's the when do I do this breath test and the blood test? >> Just the breath test. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. >> You want to do the breath test? >> Yeah, we can do the >> Let's do the breath test. I want to do the breath. >> Let's do the >> Let's do it. Let's do it. >> We got to wait 10 minutes though. >> Okay. >> Want to set up high as [ __ ] Let's do the glass set. >> I want to do it. I want to do it. Stop. We can sit down. >> So Shan, I'm going to read this to you real quick. Okay. >> Okay. >> Um, so you've blew your nose, >> which is what I was expecting cuz >> I have reason to believe that you're only on flows of drugs, not alcohol. >> Okay. >> But um, I'm going to read this to you real quick. Okay. You have mentioned it earlier, but >> listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. >> You were under arrest for DUI. >> Mhm. [snorts] I'm requesting that you consent to have your blood drawn and tested to determine the alcohol and or drug content of your blood. >> So, it's not blood. >> You have a right to refuse to consent to my request. >> If you refuse to consent, you cannot face criminal penalties for your refusal. >> Do you understand that right? >> Wait, what? >> So, basically, you remember how I read you the breath one? >> If you were to refuse if you were if you were to refuse this one, you could face >> Oh, it's like aggravated, right? >> Yeah. Aggravated for that. But because I'm asking you to give me your blood, it's more it's invasive, right? For me to for somebody to go into >> huh? >> Well, not me. But that's the thing, right? So if somebody were to go into your body, >> somebody takes blood from your body, it's invasive, right? It's more invasive than you just giving breath. >> That's why it's not aggravated. >> Oh, someone's going to go under your body. >> Consent has other consequences in accordance with your body driver's license or not. How long is your aggravated? >> Additionally, the fact that you refuse consent maybe >> is going to pull out a cobra. [snorts] >> Additionally, have your blood drawn and tested, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. >> Okay. >> If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to reason of opportunity to rank for a physician, >> a licensed nurse, so we're not going to switch to another one of your own choice for Mr. NCR. paid by law agency. >> Okay. >> Knowing your right to refuse consent. >> Do you have Do you give consent to have your blood drawn and tested? >> Yes. >> You sure? I mean, you said you don't like needles. Somebody's going to poke your arm and take your blood. >> It's less than half my life per um >> here. Um she got arrested for DUI. She uh provided blood. So the thing is she's not going to be going to jail today because she provided blood. So basically I it takes about 6 months for me to get blood back. >> Wow. >> So she told me like the soup sandwich that she's under, right? I mean I know she has a blood pressure system. The thing is >> I have to wait till I get that back until I can actually >> once once I once I get the blood back in 6 months I can summon her to court. But the thing is she's actually not physically going to jail today. >> Wow. You know, you guys pick her up. >> So, we have a backlog. I mean, I know you and her kind of had a bit of a dispute last night. The thing is, >> I kind of want to keep her away from you or the house just for today. >> Huh? >> Um, did did the officers give you her phone and wallet by any chance? >> Uh, yes, I do have her phone. I don't know where her wallet is. Um, yeah, I have her car key a car key and her phone was in the car and I just I put it back and put it in the house. So, >> so the thing with her I can't have her driving today. No, she's Yeah, of course I am. >> What I want to ask you is, and it's it's a favor on your part, is she's willing to stay at a hotel today, and we're willing to give her a ride to a hotel? >> Yeah, of course. >> Can we stop by your house? We're just down the road. Can we stop by your house? Are you willing just to give her some money just for the night or for today, just to stay at a hotel? >> Of course. I mean, I don't know where her wallet is. She's already got my credit cards. Um, but uh yeah, I mean, of course. >> Okay. You going to give her a credit card? You going to give her cash? How is that going to work? >> Well, I mean, I'll probably give her one of the credit cards cuz um I I can give her cash, too, but you know, they always they always give you a hard time if you don't have a credit card on file for the the deposit. >> The other thing, too, actually, since she doesn't have her wallet, I don't correct me if I'm wrong as far as >> I I I can I can book one for her. I mean, I did this every week for seven years for all the guys that work for me. >> Okay. 10 hotels a week. Yeah. Well, actually, she doesn't have her ID, right? [ __ ] >> She doesn't have her ID. That's what I was going to say. >> Can you ask her where her passport might be? her passport. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I can actually um >> Yeah, >> she also is willing to stay at a friend's house, but I don't know if her friends are willing to take her tonight or today. >> I'm going to be honest with you cuz I'm I'm totally with you on this whole thing. And the reason I said damn on on the test because I she needs to get you figured out and I don't want to interrupt you anything else. Like I'm down for all the dude. I'll pay for her rehab. I don't know what has to happen. But I guarant not it's unbelievable. You know what I mean? Um, but I don't think going to her friends need to move tonight. That's why I'm I'll vacate the house. I'll get her a hotel. Whatever needs to happen tonight for her to be uh okay with you guys and for her to be on track cuz your mom's supposed to be here on Monday. Um, yeah, just all kinds of stuff. And yeah, >> I'll [clears throat] leave it up to you then. I mean, if you're willing to I mean, if if the whole thing with the license, if she can't book into a hotel, >> I mean, I don't want to kick you out of your house, obviously, but I mean, if you're willing to do that just for um >> um if you want to go to hotel, that would work, too. I can't force you to do anything, though. >> No, I I'll go to my brother's down the road. The thing is I I I've been here since I spent half my life, period. You know what I mean? She's she's not been here for a year. >> Can you do me a favor, though? >> Can you any any vehicle keys? Can you just gather the vehicle keys and can you just take Can you take them with you? >> Oh [ __ ] that's the hard one right there. Cuz I know I've got her spare, I think. I don't know where her other key is, you know. Um >> Yeah, this is a great relationship. >> Let me let me call down a hotel real quick. Let me see if I can get the knocked out. Can I speak on me for a second? I'll call there. >> Yeah, call the hotel. See, let me let me see if where her her passport is because if anything, I'll have her I'll have her go to the hotel. I mean, if nothing I can check into the hotel and just get her a key and leave with us or I can meet you guys there and leave the key with you or something. You know what I mean? She's >> That works too. I mean, even if we can see >> I mean that was probably what the fight was all about. >> He's used to it. >> He's a doormat. >> Yeah. No, I don't think that he's >> Yeah, like I said, better than jail. >> You see his car? >> No. >> What does he drive? >> A Supra. >> Supra. >> Yes. hotel has an issue because she could get liquor and bring it to her room or she could cause damage. His house has an issue because liquor, possible drugs, and again cause damage. >> He's liable. That's all. >> Right. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> The results blood test were not publicly revealed. However, no charges were ever filed for this arrest. >> Oh. Yep. Yep. >> There we go. Uh folks, we're at the the end of another show. Uh I want to thank you all for being here. I want to thank Sail for being kind enough to donate all of those gifted memberships. That was >> And thank you, wifey, for my beautiful gift. I'm going to put that in Discord now. The gorgeous Zoey crochet with the pearl necklace. >> Oh, that would make great toy dog for the Fable Rody. No. And no and no. Rip her head off. No. >> Oh, good lord. I want to thank everyone else who contributed uh super chats tonight. I want to thank you all for being here. We'll be back with you tomorrow night. Uh plus we'll be back with you on Thursday night for our own version of the super soft super duper NCR birthday celebration as he turns 30 something years old. 39 43 >> 69 >> Wow. >> 69 >> 29 >> 2000 Yes. Uh >> 29 >> something like that. He's having a birthday and we are going to have a birthday bar birthday. We're doing a barfathon. Yep. >> Yes. Yes. Uh we're having all that. So, good night everyone. We'll see you again tomorrow night. Hey [music] oh. [music] Hey. Hey. Heat. Heat. N. [music] >> [music] >> Hey. Hey. Hey. >> [music] [music] >> Heat. Hey, Heat. >> [music]