I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the prow. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout and I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah, drip drip drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage. The way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a betty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pension. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a bad with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get booked. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my batties at? Yeah. >> If you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, you shake it when you show it. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. >> Where my baddies at? [Applause] Welcome friends. Like to welcome everybody to the show. I would like to start out today with a sermon. Today I'm reminded of an old Iowa farmer's adage. Even out of the smelliest [ __ ] good things can grow. I'm reminded of this because of an announcement for that many of you are aware of on a YouTube channel, which used to be our former place. Allegedly, it's going to be taken down tomorrow, July 23rd, due to copyright strikes by one of the biggest turds on YouTube, Toledo. Well, we may want to revel in the irony of this news. It's wise to remember pigs that roll around happily in [ __ ] while cooled off for a time still end up like smelling like crap. So let us not bask in the glory of this beautiful karmic turn of events of that big smelly turd. But let us instead celebrate the delicious fruit that has arisen out of that. us this mly group of dear friends who come here today to bring you joy and laughter with each of our friends and family you the audience. Let us give thanks then to our sponsors WFYC, WFYD and even our newest sponsor WFYS for without whom we may not even be possible along with the funding of our dearest uh benefactor she who shall not be named because of a ankle biting dog. Each of us in their own each of them in their own small way has has helped us to come together in our corner of YouTube so we can provide you with the finest and auditing news and to laugh at all the silliness. With all the power, the glory, and the praise in his name, we bow to the almighty EU EU. Amen. >> Thank you, Phil. and welcome everybody. Uh we're going to do a couple of disclaimers before we get started. Chile left off his live stream today with saying basically saying that he has pending legal action coming that he did not announce. about the same time Dan went live or Dan made live his message that his channel is being taken down thanks to Chile. We have no evidence whatsoever that Chile Diccastro is doing anything to Dan. There is nothing filed in the Northern District of California at this time indicating that Chile and Dan are having any sort of the goarounds that you've seen with the other stuff going on in the background. The fraud troll lawsuits, the uh Liberty troll stuff, the uh Dr. Dave lawsuit. All of that have valid entries in the Northern District of California. We're not seeing any of that. We also question Dan statement because a lot of it just doesn't make sense. Uh, normally YouTube gives quite some time until they actually take your channel down. For Chile to have done this, it would have been a while ago. Same day is just weird. We are not calling Dan a liar in that instance. It just does not make sense. Can we all agree to that? >> Yes. >> His pants might be on fire. >> Yeah. >> His channel. >> Yeah. his channel if it's going away tomorrow. Praise be. Let it go away and let it die. Uh we are not monetized tonight. If you want to throw bucks at us, you can. Sorry, uh Griffy, that we didn't start early. We were just going over stuff before making sure that Pope's wonderful sermon was ready and all that. >> That was my best work. That was my best work yet. That was my best one. Yes, >> it really was. It really was. >> But you know what? Uh, hey, Facebook Karen. Yeah, I think that's summar that summarizes all of our feelings towards Mr. Dan. He hurt all of us. He has no repentance for what he did. He hurt most of you in the audience. Everything that he >> he heard Zoe. >> Yeah. >> Everything that he did is on his shoulders. And Phil, before we forget, do your Griffy shout out. >> I would like to thank the wonderful and special Mr. Griffy for being on our show and to his gracious generousness and torturing Jim. Thank you, Griffy. Thank you. Yes. Uh yeah. Uh let's also before we Well, let's let's just finish with Dan stuff. Dan, you heard us all. What's coming around is going to come around on you tenfold because that's how life works. We didn't do it. We're happy to see it. Do I get an amen for that? We're happy to see that channel go. >> Amen. Amen. >> Uh if any of you got anything to add, now's the time to add it because we're going to go to drunk girl. We're going to have a party tonight >> at Fu Dan. >> He brought us all together. >> That's the That's the best thing he could have done. >> Exactly. done a lot of dumb [ __ ] but we're still here. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He's an historic liar. Whether he's lying about this, he's looking for an opportunity to bail, rebrand, I I really don't know what he's doing, but uh [ __ ] you. Uh I know you're watching, Dan. Everyone here says [ __ ] you. Uh and the horse you rode in on, but you can't afford a horse, can you? No, you can't cuz you're just a pathetic loser. >> Amen. Uh, touche anything. >> I earn my money back. You will never earn your reputation back. Dan >> NCR, >> I have nothing to say. It's been covered. >> Okay, Gia, you get the last word. if you're still with us. Gia, >> she's giving it to me and all I have to say is WFYD. >> There you go. WFYD. Uh, Becca I know is out there inside chat. uh uh I I doubt Becca wants to come up and address this. So, we'll leave uh with her statement here if I can get my damn mouse to work. Whoops, wrong one. Uh Becca says, "Griffy and I are together, but I'd like to think I would have met Griffy regardless." And >> having met both of them this weekend, I they're a great couple together. They're great with her her son. Great to see them, even if uh me occupying a human body is just the weirdest thing ever. So, I think I've convinced them that I am an alien inhabiting this body and I don't get to use it that often. So, >> I can Men in Black. >> I can believe that. >> Yeah. Uh like the guy in in Men in Black. Yes. cuz my knee gave out randomly as we got the the day was ending and we went to back to the car park to get the tablet from from Griffy. And as soon as we got to their car, my knee gave out completely and my car was like 30 ft away, but I'd have to climb over a small fence to get there. >> And I couldn't walk literally. But I had to take There's no video. >> There's no video. No. Freaky. What is the matter with you? >> Yeah. >> You take your robot body to Dwayne. He could have done a tuneup for you. >> Yeah. I I >> Go ahead, Verbbo. >> There could be security cameras. Did anybody check the car park security? >> I don't know. All I know is I had to have the the the >> I had to have Becca drive me around to my car while Griffy just hopped the fence in like he just like stepped over the fence cuz he's like 6'8 tall. >> He just stepped over the damn thing and was at the car in like two seconds and I had to be driven around to my own car. And then what's worse is uh I couldn't to get to get my feeling back in my knee, I had to take uh my shoe off. But that's my right shoe. >> So I drove an hour in in my sock >> trying, you know, trying to get home. And the scariest thing in the damn world is driving my car in just a sock because you have to literally hit down hard on the brake >> to get it to actually damn work. >> It was the Vegemite. It was the Vegemite. >> Well, it was before the Vegemite. They fed me the Vegemite while I was in the sitting uh in the back of his car. in the back of the the the the back uh way back of the car sitting in the the little hatch. >> Okay. >> Uh I couldn't run if I tried, so I had to eat the damn Vegemite. That's uh Judy, I I hope you're okay. Uh, the biggest thing is Dan announced that he's losing his channel tomorrow. So, no more WN, >> so we're all pretty happy if he's not lying. >> And it does in fact go away tomorrow. >> Uh, he could afford Streamyard. >> Oh, that's >> Yeah, cuz we can barely afford Streamyard. We are making the switch to >> the other thing. I forget what it's called, but we're >> Yeah, we're making the switch to reream come first of the month to save >> like 40 bucks. So, >> yeah, we still can do panels like this, but a little like we're going to lose the uh chat on the side of the screen. They don't have that. But there's so many other things that they do better that I feel comfortable making the switch. And yeah, >> make you look better. [Music] >> Uh I don't know, but uh >> it does do things like like when we do donation links, I can make them into a QR code. >> Oh. >> So all you got to do is scan your screen or touch your screen or touch the QR code and go straight to PayPal or uh GoFundMe or whatever. I don't have to have a scroll on the bottom of the screen. In fact, it can be a little permanent square at the top of the screen. >> Uh, >> fancy. >> There's a lot of things they do better. So, we're going to have fun with that once we start up around the first of next month. >> Jam. >> Uh, yes. >> One more thing before drunk girls. >> R I Azie Osborne. >> Yes. Uh, rest in peace the prince of darkness himself who passed away today. I don't think they had they disclosed the reasons. Also, rest in peace uh what's his name? Uh the kid who played Theo. >> Yeah, Malcolm Jamal Warner. >> Tragy got caught in a rip tide or something. >> Yeah, he was my age. So that's just Wow. Azie failure. >> Azie was Azie. >> Well, no. No. NCR's >> NCR's four year five years older than us. >> Oh, come on. You guys know when my birthday is and you know I'm actually 38. >> Now, now speaking of birthdays, uh, Verbbo, you might want to cover your ears for this because >> Yeah. Pope Phil has in fact let's just go let's just highlight Mr. Pope Phil as he has something another very important thing to say >> or I I do folks tonight I've given a tremendous opportunity on behalf of my good dear friend Mr. NCR News to wish his mom a very happy birthday. And by my shock, he has requested a very special song. So to Mama NCR, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mia. Happy birthday to happy new year. >> Oh, dear God. Happy birthday, Mom. Happy birthday. >> I didn't realize a singing Rottweiler could give me the ick, but it did. Congratulations. >> Dear God. And and that goes out to Mrs. NCR, who is having her own birthday today. She is 178 years old today. So, yes, Congratulations. >> Her name is Methusela. NCR. But yes, that's that's >> We call her Gabby. We call her Gabby. >> Yes. >> Yes. It's >> not me. >> Yes. >> We don't call her math. >> No. >> And we don't call her late for dinner. >> Oh, >> Dad's kid is on death story. >> You jib. >> Yeah. >> What' she do to you? >> When you said she was 178 years old, she kicked me. >> Good. But but no, in all seriousness, I I I took it out there so she could hear the lovely voice of Mr. Pope Phil. And >> thank you. Thank you. >> She wanted me to give you all a very special message. Thank you a million times over for that. You made her day. >> A thank you so much. >> Love you, NCR. >> Thank you. Yes, we love your mom. Love your mom, >> NCR. It wasn't for your mom, we wouldn't have those wonderful photos of you in a flamingo costume. >> That's right. >> You did joy to her eye. So, >> we have those baby pictures dating back to the early or Yeah. late 60s. >> The late 60s >> when she was a hippie. >> Yep. >> And you were a flamingo baby. >> Yep. Yep. I swear to God I'm gonna I'm gonna You're gonna stop that one day. >> Yes, you were a flamingo baby at Woodstock is what we've heard. That's >> But she really did enjoy that. You really made her day. Thank you guys. I appreciate that. >> Thank you for the opportunity. I really appreciate it. Happy birthday. So, for those tuning in, burn in hell WN and happy birthday to uh NCR's mother. >> Think this guy, this is a ploy to get him parrolled faster. He's not sick. He's probably got a cold. >> What? Uh, >> one of the Menendez brothers is like in the hospital in critical condition according to his attorney. Yeah. Right. >> Gotcha. >> Yeah. Right. >> Let's find the window. Where am I? >> Let's find >> uh Abby Poland has a special message to Mrs. or Mama NCR. Uh, can you read that? Uh, NCR. Happy birthday at NCR's mama. Flamingo. Flamingo. Flamingo. Flamingo. Flamingo. Flamingo. Flamingo. >> Well, I don't think Verbos heard this while Jim's trying to find the tab, but >> because because of Mr. Pope Bill and several other people who are in this side chat. We were on Discord and she was able to get them, well, they got her, I should say, to manipulate me into wearing a damn flamingo costume on a live stream. >> Yes, >> that's pretty funny. Why are you so malleable? >> Are you bottom? Do you just do what people say to get their approval and praise? >> No. Because I was staunchly against it until the point where emotional blackmail was used by my mom. >> That's how we got that's how we come that's like how we got his mom involved. >> Ah, and >> that's why you're looking for a hot goth mommy. You got a mommy thing. So, I just love golf. But the other thing is she was trolling me in real life with it. >> Yep. by calling me flamingco and making her arms flap like a bird. >> Are you only allowed to eat krill at home now? >> No. >> I got >> We'll have to make you stand on one leg when you've been a naughty naughty flamingo. >> That's right. That's right. Been a naughty naughty. Okay, speaking of naughty naughty, we've got delusional woman arrested for harassing neighbor. >> Oh, >> and I am putting this inside chat. I don't know how good this is. I just know that >> we've been sitting on this one for about a week and I keep forgetting to bring it up. So, let's try this. might be able to uh also give uh mama NCR another present to daughter-in-law. Uh uh uh uh I'm still reprieved until the first, you know. >> Ah, dang it. Dang it. Dang it. >> Or not mar me off, Parson. >> Oh, that's right. He's He's free until the first. Yes. >> Yeah. Get going, Jim. >> Sorry. Someone is sending me blackmail uh videos that will never see the light of day. >> Then they gave you a ticket. >> I don't understand that. >> That's why >> I didn't realize it was that fat. >> Discard. Griffy. Discard. >> Can I not agree to that? >> And I'm supervisor. So, >> we want to see you eat the ve of mine. >> I have it. I have it. Get some shoes on. >> And you're not >> starting at $500. >> There is no way. >> Uh $500,000. >> There's a way. >> I will give you three flamingos for my royal guard. >> I prefer you not hurt your feet. >> Sir, >> that's just him standing there in a costume. By the way, >> I have enough dog [ __ ] at my house. Thank you. >> Upstairs. >> Which door? >> 10. >> Okay. What happened? >> Just talking. Like what? >> Like nasty. >> Can you tell me what? >> Yeah. Come on. >> So, basically, I I've meant you before. >> Yep. >> So, um >> Where's your couch? >> She's just saying the most vulgar things about my life and my past >> that are not true. >> Okay. >> Strange. I don't think she has a couch. >> What is she saying? that >> take me like three hours to get up from there. [Music] >> The question is what kind of streaming is she doing? >> Delusional seeing it through the walls or what? >> No thanks. I swear to God. >> No thanks. My health is very important to me. >> And yes, uh person, I was at Gettysburg where I met the pair. Uh and they filmed me eating Vegemite. in Vegemite. Wasn't that >> I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it. >> And you're not giving it to anybody. >> 500 bucks. >> No. No. 10 times at 5,000 and I get any proceeds. That's >> remember G Monday nights. We do set goals. We do set goals on Monday nights. >> Yeah. And that's not going to happen either. So, because I can cancel any goals. That's >> Thank you, Bad Company. >> Puking at >> There's video of No, there's video of me in my supreme fatness and I didn't realize the hat was so small that I was wearing. So, I look like an absolute fattened pin head. Yeah, that's not happening. And if that's a slur, I apologize for using it. That's all the only >> out of my mouth. That's the only thing I could describe myself as. Yes. Fat man in a tatty hat. >> Yes. Uh I'll never eat again. Uh bad company. Thank you for the Canadian $2.79. RIP Aussie. We'll miss the prince of darkness. So >> yes, we will. Yes, we will. >> Yes. Yes. Yes, we will. Yeah. Yeah. I I Yes. My grandma would say you're a seven pound sausage in a five pound casing. >> Yes, I am. I will agree. >> My baby. >> Yeah, that's uh God. Uh >> we love our gym. He's such a nice guy. >> Yes, we do. >> Yeah. This is this is why now now remind you I was thin until like 90 1999 or so when I started full-time sitting here with no place to go cuz when I lived down south there was always a place you could take the car and go. Here it's a 20 minute drive just to get fast food you know let alone anything to do it. You have to devote part of the day just to go see the damn movies you know. you have to do at least a 5 hour including the movie just to go places. So I started sitting a lot and it's caught up with me. Uh thank you Parson for the $5 super chat release the gym video >> and you know uh even back then I hated having my picture taken. In fact, if you go through old yearbooks, I'm not in them >> because as soon as I figured out how to uh when they say, "Oh, it's your time to go get your picture taken." And I say, "No, then I don't have to be in a yearbook." I think I was in one yearbook photo in like my senior or junior year and that was taken without my permission. Why don't you do what I do and just make it look like a mug shot? >> Oh, well, I used to get I used to carry a handkerchief around just so when they're about to take the picture, you flash that white handkerchief and it ruins the photo. >> So, anyh who, uh >> yeah, I don't like my picture taken either, >> but I don't degrade myself and stop degrading yourself. the the first uh and it goes back to when I was uh two or three years old. We were in New York City. My grandma took us to get our pictures taken and the guy happily said to me, "Hey, Jungle Jim." And I apparently looked at him with a look of death because that's the photo that was taken that day of me glaring as a two or threeyear-old. And that's the picture we still have somewhere. I may have even posted it on the internet of me just looking. Uh, another famous one we my dad was I don't know if it was he he was finally done with his tour of the Navy or something was going on, but it's it was a family photo of him and his commander in a formal setting. He's in his they're all in their their dress uniforms. My mom, who's also in the Navy, is standing next to him. And before we had the picture taken, my sister and I were in standing in front of them. And my dad's uh giant hand is is by my head. And I told him to move his thumb or else he was going to give me Dumbo ears. And he did not move his thumb. So in the photo both my sister is looking happy. You know she's in her sailor hat. She's and I'm looking like I'm going to kill everyone in this room. I am Satan >> because you can clearly see that his thumb is purposely behind my ear giving me a Dumbo ear. >> Now when I was a little I didn't like my picture taken cuz my step would insult my looks. >> So I flipped the bud. >> They can't use to flip the bud. >> Yeah. Well, they also can't if you don't show up. So I because there's there's the family record of, you know, until about seventh grade and then I just disappear. So that's >> Mhm. Yes, Judy. Uh same as patting you on the head. Jungle gym for gym is Yes. Death glare. And I might even release that picture. So, uh, my other one was my kindergarten, uh, my kindergarten picture of the class photo because about 2 weeks before, uh, this was in Puerto Rico. I was out uh running around outside in the street and somehow tripped over my own feet, landed face first on the the asphalt and skinned the tiny square you have right below your nose and above your lip. Uh that that's your palm. Yep. >> That that little area. >> Yeah. Oh, just >> so I had a giant rectangular shape on my face looking like a Hitler mustache. [Laughter] >> And I was so mortified that I had to have my picture taken looking like Hitler. And number one, I was 5 years old. How the hell did I know who Hitler was and why he was bad? But then again, that was when I was drinking coffee and watching TV and I decided to cut my own hair. >> There you go. >> And I was in um like third or fourth grade and I cut my bangs and I was like missing teeth. You know how your adult teeth are coming in? >> It's glorious. >> I look ridiculous. It's >> Yes. >> Uh yes. Uh sealless, I have not been successful in this body, in this incarnation. Uh yeah, but I was indeed drinking coffee and watching the evening news at 5 years old, so that's probably it. God, >> yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. >> You need to write about really do. >> Did your father watch >> all of the World War II documentaries that were on like PBS and uh public access at that point? No, no, cuz we were in Puerto Rico. He was he was away in the war in the war. >> Oh, he was on he was on a a ship at the end of Vietnam. He was on on an aircraft carrier. Uh and my mom was we were stationed in Puerto Rico cuz that's where the the aircraft carrier was stationed out of. Uh my mom was a newscaster on the news uh on the uh AFCN, armed forces, whatever network. Uh yeah, Judy, we may have something for you to do. I'm gonna figure something out soon to keep you busy. Uh but anyway, let's go back to drunk girl cuz we've already hit halfway through the show. Uh remember, goodbye Dan. Hope you rott in hell or wherever. >> Just All right. >> Good lord split you. Yes. >> Bye-bye down. >> [ __ ] off. >> I already said get away from my door. >> It's the police. Who? >> The police. >> Oh, hi. >> You're the one I talked to the last time. >> So, my daughter literally just woke up because she said here she was literally and I was recording whatever. But >> so, um, but I literally like I'm literally up here listening to music. >> She was sleeping on the floor. I'm sitting on the couch. >> Whatever. That's it. >> Yeah. >> Or whatever. throughout the morning, like for the past like maybe two hours, I heard a little bit of banging, but I know they be arguing down there. So, I'm like, "Okay, like whatever." Out of nowhere, I at my front door, I literally boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I'm like, I'm so confused. I'm like, "What?" I open up the door or whatever, and it's her and she's like, she's like, "You need to turn that down." And at that point, I go off cuz I'm looking like, "If my musical's live, all you have to do is come knock on my door and say, "Hey, can you please turn that down?" Like I get that these apartments are dense, so maybe it is a little >> Can you hold on to that baby, please? >> And she can hold her cigarette. >> Well, no. She's burning incense. You see it on the uh behind. >> Can you put your hand under that baby's butt, please? >> No. >> Maybe she's saging the place to get rid of the crazy woman. >> Damn. >> I'm on 18. >> Yeah. like she was sleeping. So I don't have >> Who holds their child that way? But >> like so >> I refrain from making comments. >> Are you okay? Like are you good? Because why did you do that? Like >> so at that point I'm like yelling. I'm like >> not to I was like what is wrong with you? Like cuz I'm pissed off or whatever. So then she goes inside the apartment whatever. And literally she's banging her ceiling on my floor in the living room and my daughter was sleeper here. So she's up now literally. >> Like so now I'm really pissed or whatever. And then even when I said I was like I'm calling the police. You need to stop. >> Yeah. >> She's still doing it. >> Okay. >> Like so I started recording it because I'm like what is wrong with you? Like >> can you show me? >> Yeah. >> So she didn't say anything about the music. She said that take this with a grain of salt because we've been here for this same issue before. >> Okay. She said that you are constantly talking on her in your apartment and she can hear it through the >> Yeah, that's not a humidifier. >> So, I'm just letting you know that's what her complaint was. >> That's incense. That looks like an incense table. >> Yeah, that's what it is. Which should not be in that child's area >> in my opinion. >> Cuz at that point, I was in my I was in my bedroom getting dressed. [Applause] >> No, that was me. >> Yeah, you're good. What's your first name? >> Britney. >> Cuz she was still banging on the floor. Um, it's B R I T T A N Y. >> But I'm barely >> You ain't got no alibi. >> And I don't talk about her. Like >> like I like it's it's 118. Like it's not loud or whatever. Like and I'm I'm cool with like two other people in the building. So I even messaged them on Facebook. I was like, "Can you hear my music?" And they were like, "No." And I'm like, okay. Like, so I'm just like, I don't know what the issue is, but I >> Yeah, baby's immune system is not developed. You don't want to burn that [ __ ] >> I literally feel divine. >> You really don't. >> Like, so it literally woke her up and that's irritating. Like, I don't even know her. >> Like, no. >> Yeah. So, >> all right, I'll talk to her. Yeah. Yeah. >> Last time we were here, she went to the hospital because she was saying the same thing that everybody in the building is talking about her. >> Yeah. Well, see, I don't got no kind of time for that because I'm very once you start pissing me off, I will fight you. And I try not to be like that cuz I don't want to go to jail because I do have a baby. >> But at the end of the day, like I'm you're not about to see be sitting here banging on my door causing all kind of nonsense for no reason, right? >> Like I don't like I don't like that at all. I don't want to feel like I have to be on tippy toes. >> You're good. I'll tell her not to come up here anymore. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, of course. >> The girl down this one. >> She just said nothing but >> what's her first name again? this. >> Hey, just so if you have an issue again, just don't go knock on her door. Just call us, okay? She just doesn't want you knocking on her door. Just >> And I did that. So, >> yeah. >> Yeah. >> Stay down here and call us. Okay. >> Mhm. >> All right. >> Thank you. >> Yep. >> 5 minutes later. >> Exactly. Hi. >> Hi. Are you knocking on the ceiling again? >> No. >> You sure? >> Yeah. >> She said that you did it the last time and now you continue to do it. >> Yeah, she's doing it >> tip tap toe at this point. >> What do you mean? Like she's doing that, I'm doing that. So she's just crazy. I swear to God. >> Yeah, you're both crazy. >> She's doing that. You're doing that. >> So are you? >> No, it's just like I'm ranting and >> Okay. Are you tapping anywhere? >> Well, like shut up. >> All right. >> Yeah. >> So, here's what we're going to do. Okay. I am going to issue you a summons for Disorderly cuz we're not going to keep dealing with this. >> Fair enough. All right. Like I said the last time, if you have an issue, call us. Don't knock on the walls and knock on the ceiling to annoy her. Okay? Because that is a criminal offense. >> Fair enough. >> I will sign whatever you need. >> I swear to God. >> All right. If you continue, you could go to jail. Okay, >> just letting you know. >> But like, >> uh, Parson, you're right. At least they didn't use that stupid Spongebog one hour later thing. >> Yes. Yes. Uh, just to revisit this one. Yeah. Rotten peace, WN. And Mrs. says, "Like button, please." So, please hit that like button. Uh, if you want to help the channel out, uh, our donation links are in the description, and you can always super chat. So, thank you very much. We are not monetizing the stream, so Mr. Daniel Jones cannot accuse us of making money off of his misery. So, >> cool. >> Yeah, >> good idea. This stream is is not monetized. So, >> uh, >> do what you want, folks. Do what you want. >> And yes, let's get us to to 10K. >> Uh, we're getting We've got about 700 to, excuse me, 700 subscribers to go. >> Knock three times on the ceiling. if you want me. >> Now, we're going to be limited cuz Gia just sang. >> All right. >> Good going, Gia. Good. >> I was singing what somebody said. >> I know, but remember, we got limited for playing The House of the Rising Sun. >> Oh, Christ. >> We got limited back when Verbbo was leaving the show last year and Pat sang to her. We we made >> five cents off of that that whole hour and a half >> and they uh tried to claim it. So >> yeah, >> first >> first you say we can't sing that. Then what's next? You going to tell me we can't have the Goth Girl strip club in the background anymore? >> Well, it it's I thought that was what the Vesto Virgin place was. I don't know. I don't do these things. I am I am >> you are trying to defile the holiness that is the convent of the vestal virgins and that's my job. >> Yes. Why was Dwayne trying to install poles? >> Huh? >> They need a workout. They need a workout. >> Yes. >> It's good for the abs. >> It's good for the abs. And he does quality work at a low price. >> Right. Right. Verbbo. Verbbo knows cuz she has one. >> I mean since my back injury, but >> y storage. >> And Zoe and uh the people Rody got outed yesterday for attending a Coldplay concert. Embracing. >> Oh, that's right. >> Yep. >> That's right. >> Yep. Uh uh. Good lord. Uh I am sure that Coke Dog is rolling in his grave if he had one. Thank you, Hank. >> Uh poor Coke Dog. Poor poor. Oh, >> just hit play. Jesus Christ. >> Disorderly conduct. But like Okay. And like her enough. >> Huh? >> Upstairs. >> What do you mean? >> I'm saying like her. >> What are you claiming she's doing? >> She is literally a narcissistic. >> What do you mean now? What is she doing? >> Then you should move. >> Saying that I'm a liar. I'm a man. I'm I'm all this stuff. >> Maybe move, baby. You know, we've been out here before with you claiming that and you went to the hospital. Remember that? >> Mhm. >> Have you been given any medication to take? >> Yeah, of course. >> Okay. Have you been taking that medication? >> Yes, of course. >> I know the cold play mams are incredibly >> She's with upstairs. There's a baby and her. That's it. >> Okay. I don't want to offend you, but I think you might be hearing things. >> That look she just gave him that look. >> I'm going to date is the 21st. You do not pay the fine. Just need you to pay it. I >> If we could dearly belove for Mr. NCR, we would dearly belove for Mr. NCR cuz this woman is is clearly the perfect girl for Mr. NCR. Clearly, >> she's she's in need. She's in need of love. Like a good a good man would would help her tremendously. >> She needs a hug. >> Yes. >> Like a long hug. >> Like a long romantic person. >> A long bumpy hug. and and NCR could she already has black uh uh uh black on her her fingernails, >> so she could very well be a goth. Right. Right, Verbbo? This girl could be a goth in training. >> Did you forget the word for nail polish? >> Yes, I did. Cuz I'm not human. Remember? I'm occupying this body. Literally, I am occupying this body. >> It's a glitch in the program. A glitch in the program. >> Dark fingernails. >> Dark finger. Wait, wait, wait. Finger nails. That is Yes. I I know the word for it. >> You just choose to not use it. >> I I I know the word. Yes. Uh, >> I know words too, Kim. I know words, too. >> Yes, >> I am off the market, but somebody else can have. >> When did you get off the market? >> That's why you don't show up on Mondays. You miss all the good news, >> Jim. >> Well, think about it. You said I can't be married off until the first. Technically, that means I'm >> wants to show salami. Oh. Uh, Anthony, uh, if you weren't married, we would just, uh, we we we would marry her off to you. But I I think I think Parson may may in fact have to have be the holding husband until NCR is available. That's uh, Cass, what do you think? NCR, you don't get >> possibly. So >> quite possibly so. >> So >> I I mean he wouldn't be allowed to speak around her because everything you say gets turned into malicious minations. >> Yes. But uh Carroso says I think Parson is perfect. Uh, NCR, would you object to this to to Parson being her training husband until she's ready for you? >> Barson can keep her. >> So, let's let's watch a little bit more cuz we do have 20 more minutes of this wonderful woman's freak out. Uh, and we are already at 9 or 8:49. So, yeah, let let's get the move on here. Just >> let's get the move on. sign right here. >> Like I said, if this behavior continues, you can be issued a persistent disorderly charge and go to jail. Okay. >> Why would I go to jail? >> Because you're continuing disorderly behavior. Okay. >> All right. >> Yep. >> You're all set. Hold on. Here's your copy. >> Can you just like go upstairs? >> I've already talked to her. She says she's not talking about you. That's a lie. But >> I'm going to go talk to her though. Okay. >> Okay. Thank you. >> At least he's getting his steps in. [Music] >> Okay. So, I just gave her a summon for disorderly conduct. >> Jesus. Mary and Joseph. There you go. Hold that baby to do it. >> Her charges are going to escalate. >> I'm going to show you this cuz I have a 10-minute video and I know like some of it I might have to skip through a little bit. >> You're fine. >> Um Oh, that was me patting my daughter's back, but it was like >> it's going to come out. >> You're good. >> You can hear it. >> Yes, of course. >> I don't know. I mean, she admitted it. She claimed that. >> Yep. >> Leave her alone, ladies. >> You're continuing to talk bad about her. And >> this is literally a 10-minute video. A 10-minute video. And you will hear me not say nothing. No. I listen. I'm not talking about her. >> I know you're not. I'm telling you. >> Yeah. I know you're not. The most I the most I said anything is when she kept banging on my thing and I was yelling like in that. >> No. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like that is it. Like and but I like and I literally and I know like today I'm going to have to deal with it all day cuz my job texted me and was like we don't need you to come in tonight. >> Okay. >> So >> Well, I told her that if if it continues she'll go to jail. >> Yeah. So, if if I would just keep recording it if if she continues and we'll come back out and >> take her to jail because I'm not dealing with this. >> Yeah. I'm not dealing with it either. And I'm not trying to be like a new >> Don't trust anyone who doesn't have a couch. >> I just don't like I've never I've been here for 4 years and I've never ever ever ever had an issue >> like with nobody. Like I think the only time the police ever came out here is like when I was with my ex and we were arguing. >> Yeah. >> Like and that was a while ago. I don't know if you guys can look that up or what, but like your ex >> like Oh, it's He lives in >> Michigan. >> I think she's making only fans videos and this lady is interrupting her with her baby crying. >> I get like speeding. >> Yes. >> Like I don't mess with the police. I don't I I do my best to just leave everything alone. >> Yeah. >> But what really irritates me is when she was banging and it woke her up, >> right? >> Cuz she literally like made me soup for like 30 minutes. And if you have kids, >> yeah, >> like you'll understand. Like it's it's annoying. Like >> I will pass the word along that if there's any more complaints tonight that she needs to be going to jail. So >> am I able to get like a card? >> Yeah, of course. >> I guess I can if I do. >> It's not the mother, the other lady. >> Thank you. >> Of course. I appreciate it so much. >> Yes, no problem. You too. [Applause] When they come back the next time, you can speed it up a little bit cuz it runs kind of slow >> the next time. >> Well, less than an hour later. >> Oh my god. >> Especially when it gets around like >> the socks area, you can speed it up quite a bit. >> Yeah, she needs to go to jail now. has been going on downstairs. Um, she since then has still been doing the same thing, banging on the ceiling. I did record it. Um, I also was talking to my mom on the phone for a little minute and even my mom heard it cuz she was like, "What is that? What's going on?" Like, and I told her. Um, so you stay right there. Um, and I got to the point where now I'm irritated because I just got my daughter to go to sleep. So, if you want to sit there and listen to it. Sorry. When she sleeps, I try to >> What's her deal? You know, you never had words on this girl? >> No. Like, I've only ever ever ever spoke to her like maybe twice. I'm like walking through the hallway. I'm like I was doing laundry and she like was I don't know doing something walking out of the apartment. I was like, "Hi." And she was like, "Hi, my name's Carmen." That's all I got. Like and then there was like another time I seen her and um it was her and her boyfriend or whatever and I was like, "Hi." And she like was getting ready to say hi and the boyfriend was like, "Don't talk to her." And like that was it. I don't even know the boyfriend. Have no idea. Like and at first at first I thought like I was telling the officer, like the other officer, I thought it had something to maybe do with my music. Um but I like I don't even play it loud cuz I have a three-month-old. When she was doing it earlier, my daughter was on the floor doing tummy time on her mat. She ended up falling asleep. I left her there and she was like literally laying right here. She was beating on the floor so bad it woke her up and I just got her to go back to sleep and it was starting again. And this is harassment. Like >> this is now harassment. The police. You guys have much better. >> Let's jump to >> the other woman. There's got to be something crazy. >> I can tell you from past experience, my first apartment, the neighbor called the cops on me and I wasn't home. I was at work. Apparently, I had a party. >> Yeah. >> But then they I found out she complained like everybody around her. >> Right. Right. Well, let's revisit the face of crazy. Hey, I don't live there. >> 2071. >> I got nothing here. Not getting an answer from here. >> Yeah, I've had neighbors like that, too. Bad company that >> wild sex next door. >> Wild. >> Are you good out here? Did you guys knock or >> No, I was knocking there. Oh, I'm sorry. >> Hello. >> So, we got another call. >> I'm talking right now. Disregard that. Stand by. >> So, what's going on with your neighbor again? >> I don't know. >> You were knocking again. They got got another video of you recordings of you like >> So, she needs to go. >> What are you hitting hitting it with? You hitting it with your fist or what's going on? >> The wall. >> You got to stop. Didn't you already get a ticket from the officers? >> No. >> You didn't get a ticket? >> Wait, what? >> I mean, I signed it, but it's like, you know what? >> She's out of it. >> Do anything. Something's off. >> No, we're back again. And you did a thing this time. So, the guy promised you we had to come back. We're going to get arrested. >> Here we are. So, grab some shoes. >> You're getting arrested. >> Y come with me. >> No. >> I said no. I'm not getting arrested. >> I take you with shoes. It' be helpful. I still like no shoes. >> Sir, respectfully, I'm not getting >> Yes, you are. Uh, great, Judy. That's great to hear. Uh, Coco's been settling into service dog behavior really well. So, >> awesome. >> Good. Good. >> That's great. >> Great for Coco. >> You are under arrest, so we should grab some shoes. We're going to go without shoes on, so >> No, I'm not. >> First of all, come on in. >> Come on in. First of all, >> why would I get arrested? >> Harassment. >> You just stop >> annoying people. >> They had to come back again. Then they gave you a ticket. >> And I understand that. >> And then they did it again. That's why >> I'm not getting arrested. >> You are. >> I'm not. Can I ask for your badge number? >> 2071. And I'm the supervisor, so that's why I'm here. So, let's get some shoes on and get it going. >> I'm not getting arrested. >> Do you want to go without shoes? I'm not even asking. >> There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. >> No way. >> And you can either go with shoes. >> No way. >> I prefer you not hurt your feet. >> Sir, I understand and I appreciate your patience and I understand everything, but there is no way. Do you? No way. >> I that because it's like >> she was banging on the floor. >> Like like that like boom boom boom boom boom. And it's like I hear you like that's all it was. I was not being I I swear to God. >> I understand that your side will definitely be documented as to what you're telling us took place. >> But from here this is not negotiable. Won't you just slide on a pair of your shoes? >> I'm not. I'm not going to jail. >> No, I'm not. >> Are you going to ask? Have to like >> No, I'm not. >> Yeah. >> Nobody needs that. >> Yes. >> If the cop came in with a 360 visor and said, "We have a containment vehicle. Go outside. We'll wait for you." Would she go? >> No. >> I'm not arrested now. What if they say we give you velcro cuffs instead of metal? Would she go? >> Transparency bus. The transparency bus. Yep. >> Well, she's going to have Velcro crafts later, just not right now. >> Yeah. Uh well, Chile is actually pat supposedly patenting patenting uh his replacement for uh handcuffs which are velcro velcro straps that you uh tie the hands in the front. So because he cannot think of any problems at all people would have >> with their hands in the front. >> Yeah. No problem. No problem. WhatsApp. >> What do they call it when somebody grabs you around the neck? >> Uh, strangulation. >> No, I mean when they >> that movement when they grab you and choke you out. >> Close line. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That can't happen. >> Yeah. Or they could just put while while you're driving, they could just slip Especially with the hands bound together with a strap. They could slip those hands over your head and use that strap to choke you. Yes. Just saying. >> Not going to happen. Yep. >> Has anybody worn a brace? Everybody knows how sharp the edges of that medical Velcro is. It It cuts you. >> Very sharp. Very sharp. >> You can split someone's throat with the side of that Velcro. >> Very sharp. Y >> and you can break the Velcro and pull it off. >> Brilliant. Brilliant. But our future governor of every single state in the union >> or mayor or uh house of representatives. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Yes. Our future person thinks otherwise. >> Yep. Yep. >> Oh, you are. >> Let's see. Chile has a bondage fetish. >> We don't cake shame around. >> Yes. I have a invite >> to anybody that wants to come out to LA and meet up at Circus of Books and look through their uh their vintage section from the '9s because I have a feeling we'll find Chile in the vintage section. I just don't know what his name was that he used. >> I'll meet you in LA. We can set it up. No biggie. Oh, >> but I'm not going to circus the books alone and digging through like the old like VHF tape and DVD. I'm just not doing >> Yes. Uh uh let alone that was the jock sock era. So, you might actually find a jock sock along with his photos. >> I have theories about how Chile uh made his money during that time because I used to party in that area at the same time. So like I I see an archetype in him of people I used just so you know. >> Yeah. >> Well, all I remember is the quote that he said that the jock sock is a maximum of 6 in long because no man needs more than that. >> Okay. >> Okay. Okay. >> Just saying. Yeah. Just saying. >> Please. >> Well, he isn't any. Remember this. He isn't any. >> I'm not getting arrested though. That's the thing. >> You are. I'm serious. >> For what? >> Disorderly conduct. I can put shoes on. Are we going allow them? Last chance. >> You going to wear shoes or no? >> Why am I getting arrested? >> Disorderly conduct. >> Are you going to wear shoes or not? >> I have a question. I've answered your question like six times. I'm losing my patience now. Shoes or we're going without. >> Hey, Pants. Uh, hold on. >> Can I >> pants? Uh, Dan's channel going bye-bye. We're not sure if he's lying that YouTube is going to take it or if he's just deleting it cuz he's not doing anything with it but in blaming YouTube. So, uh, yeah, we're going to have a delayed paper as we try to get some answers tonight. Also, uh, Rian Benson, last time I checked, was in the middle of a 4hour live stream. >> She had already gone for 4 hours. I'm not sure why. >> Yeah. Nope. Nope. None of that. So, yes, I' I've got to listen to four hours of that. And uh uh also, Chile announced he's going to be doing legal action, but did not say who. We have no evidence that it's against Dan because nothing has been filed today uh with Dan's name on it or any indication that it's going to be Dan. We just have Dan saying about the same time that Chile struck him and that he was unable to file counter claims. So yeah, that's what we have. And na na na na na na na rott in hell wn. Anyone else? >> Ditto. >> Okay. >> See you loser. Yep. >> [ __ ] off. >> I'll go with you. You should get your phone. Yeah, get your phone. Get your shoes. >> But sir, like why am I getting arrested? I'm not getting arrested. There >> you're getting arrested for disorderly conduct. It's called persistent disorderly conduct cuz they've already been here once. And that blue ticket there >> is what the officer >> signed my way, >> which is what the officer has already given you. >> I didn't do that though. That's the thing. There is no way in that I did that. >> Well, then that is what a court is for. But >> however, we're here again and I'm telling you what's happening next. So, Kim, let's grab your phone and a pair of shoes. >> It's Carmen. >> Oh, Carmen. Okay. I'm sorry. >> Carmen, would you grab your sho your phone? >> There is no way in that I'm getting >> Is she in San Diego? >> I have done nothing but >> Is her name Karma? >> That would make sense. >> Do you want to get your phone or you want to go without it? I'm sure you're going to need some phone calls and some numbers and stuff, >> sir. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. Are you getting the phone? Are we getting the phone? >> Let's get the phone and get some shoes. Okay. >> There is no way. There is no way. [Music] >> No way. >> There is no way. >> There's no way. >> No way. >> held accountable. No way. No way. No way. Oh, here come the tears. >> That's okay. So, >> here come the tears. >> Oh, it's like she's crying for coke dog. >> That was bad. >> That wasn't bad. >> You're not arresting me. >> I'm arresting you. Oh, slipper socks. >> Well, the psych ward gets cold. >> Yes. >> So, they have grippy socks there. Uh, she's uh she just stalls a bunch from this point forward. You can put it on >> here, sir. There is no way. >> There is no way. >> She needs coental supervision. >> Yes, she needs Griffy. She needs Griffy to be her ceremonial Australian to just appear out of nowhere going, "Mate, that's not the right thing to do and you know it. Well, not everybody can have an Australian friend. >> I know. >> And if you want to meet uh NCR's very special Australian friend every Sunday, where can you meet him NCR? >> You can meet us on the NCR News Network at our podcast, The Craptown Florida Power Rankings. recent stories from >> Florida man and the [ __ ] towns of Austral. >> There you go folks >> Facebook group. Please go like and uh share their stuff. It's very funny. >> I told you this is an only fan studio. I told you. >> Well, there is no couch. >> There is no couch. >> Well, there's a little mattress. Guys don't care. the way that the uh the light is shining down. >> Some of us do. >> I mean, look at that. >> Important to some of us. >> How the lamp is pointing to illuminate the area over here. >> Yep. Y >> there. There is something weird going on. >> Barbecue area. That works too. It could they could be, you know, they could just be selling stuff on eBay and taking pictures of the >> merchand. >> I didn't know the new name for Chatterbait was eBay. That's interesting. >> Yeah. Damn girls. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They're called e girls. >> You like this one? I like a lot. Go for me. I'll >> put you put them behind your back. So this way it's going to look like a >> No. >> I have to blow my nose. Hold on. >> Let's do that. >> I have to blow my nose. >> Yeah, she's still stalling. >> She supposed to take Right this way. Okay. Got your I got your key here. All these lights are off. And we'll lock up your house, sir. It'll look like you and I are just walking out together. >> And we're walking. And we're walking. >> Here, please. I'm going to slide this in your >> jeez. >> Other than your phones or anything else, nothing in your pants pockets. >> No, I do. Yeah, I do. Only fans. I'm 85. >> You sign up at Gia Gia Gia Gia Gia at onlyfans.com. Pants is asking >> uh Pants is asking she's being arrested. Why now? Okay, so Pants, uh when this video started 20 something minutes ago, she's pounding on the ceiling because she thinks that the upstairs neighbor is talking about her and she can hear her through the walls. >> Y >> they've been out three times today. The second time she uh received a notice of disorderly conduct, she accepted it and was warned if they had to come back, she was going to jail for disorderly conduct. >> She in fact called the police on the upstairs neighbor at least once >> because she thought the upstairs neighbor was talking about her through the walls. So there you go. Oh, >> the neighbor had a sleeping baby, so couldn't be loud. >> Yes. >> And they say, "Don't hit your ceiling." So, she hit her walls. >> Yes. >> Yeah. So, >> yeah, that makes sense. [Music] >> Walk back here. >> This has got to be the Midwest. It really has to be the Midwest. >> I don't know if you were falling or going. We don't have those types of people in the Midwest. We're wholesome folk. >> Yeah, those buildings look like the Midwest. >> You You live in the rust belt. You don't live in the Midwest. >> That was it. They didn't. >> Well, folks, uh Helen, get off. Stop it. Helen is trying to climb up into my chair. Thank you, Helen. No, Helen. So, folks, we're at the end of another night. I want to say thank you to everybody, including Verbbo. Thank you for being on the show tonight. Uh >> oh, I couldn't miss the fun. >> Yes. And I uh >> such a fun day. >> What a nice present for Jim. Yeah, the nice presents which gonna give me nightmares for the rest of the night. Uh >> remember, >> yeah, >> Jim's video is available. $500 start the >> 5,000. 5,000. No, >> I'm worth it. I'm worth 5,000. >> Yes. Especially if you're going to be played on other channels for God's sakes. Yes. Yes. >> Anywh who, uh, from all of us to you, Dan, I know you've made it through the show this far. >> Thank you for uniting this group together. >> Yeah. >> As I I think we have uh we're on of one mind on this one. >> Yeah. >> And I'm not I'm not sad to see you go. >> No. >> Nope. of all the memories we have of that channel, you spoiled them. You and we've been paying for your crimes for over a year now. >> Yep. >> We're the ones you you We the public facing folks. You get to scamper off in your little hole and take no responsibility for your actions. Yeah. >> So, with that, Dan, I think uh let's see. Let's let's put up some messages before we go. Let's Oh, here's a good one from Facebook. A Karen. Uh let's see. >> And here's one from cereal. Uh lemon tart. Uh anybody else? Anybody else? Oh, even Gia gets in on it. Uh, thank you, Judy. Yay for Verbbo and yay for the reason. >> So, you know what? I I I think uh Celus has it. Sorry. >> Yeah. >> Uh, Dad, go forth and be forgotten. >> And finally, Touche with Fu Wn. >> Yep. Mhm. >> Uh I think if if that if he's not lying and the channel goes away tomorrow, that bit of our lives have end has ended. >> Yep. Yep. >> I will make one slight prediction. There might happen to be a miracle. A Christmas miracle. >> Yes. >> YouTube has come through. >> Yes. Yes. And and saved a channel that's not worth saving right now. >> Yes. Yes. So, uh, thank you, Pants. But I couldn't have done that without all of you, our audience, uh, all the cast, even folks that are not on the show tonight. Rose, Hank, uh, even Sugi, >> you know. >> Oh, I did get a message from Sugi. Rubba, rubber, rubber, >> [ __ ] you, Dan. >> Nice. >> There you go. And I think uh we're going to leave it at that and >> let's get out of here tonight. We'll be back with you tomorrow 8:00 Eastern. Uh well, let's one more. There you go. That's That's Yeah, >> that is a hard burn. >> Yes. Y >> Yes, it is. >> Yep. >> So, good night everybody. >> Good night everybody. >> Good night. >> Goodbye, Dan. >> Good night. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning in. We hope you enjoyed the show and [ __ ] you Dan.