[music] Hey, what do you say? What do you say? This whole town could be red by the end [music] of the day. If you feel all right, we can throw in a drive with the radio [music] so loud they can hear us. Me and [music] you. Nothing to do. These days ain't [music] coming anymore. Me and you. Nothing to lose. [music] I feel it in my soul. Let's let [music] the good times roll down. Never come down. When the sun comes up, we'll be feeling [music] right. Now my heart's on fire. I'm coming down to the wire. While the world [music] sleeps, we'll keep keep burning brighter and brighter. Me, [music] nothing to do. These days ain't coming. Me and you. [music] Nothing to lose. I feel it in my [music] soul. [music] >> [music] >> Nothing to do these [music] days. They come and go. [music] Nothing. I feel it in [music] my soul. >> [music] [music] >> Are we here? Hello everybody. >> Is this >> I'm here. >> Hello. >> Hello. We are here on what is probably the hottest day in the world or the year uh in the United States. Uh, we don't know where Phil is. He's gone a day early. He was supposed to be here till tomorrow. Uh, yeah. >> Three dogs and a flamingo. >> Three dogs and a flamingo. Uh, >> I mean that that works for me. >> It does. >> Yes, it is the first of the month. That means everything is reset. And we have a very special thing for everybody right now. A very, very, very special thing for everybody right now. Uhoh. >> Let me pull it up right now. We're going to spin the wheel of NCR. >> The wheel of NCR. Justice. >> Yes. >> He's already got his pants on. >> That's too late. Too late. Pants are already off. >> Oh, >> Jim gets 10. >> He celebrated too soon. >> Jim gets 10 VTO. It is not a cheater. Jim gets 10. No, Jim cheated. Jim cheated. >> Thank you. Thank you to >> I demand a respin. I demand a respin. Jim, >> you want a respin? Okay. You You You do want a respin. Okay. Uh I will allow a respin. In fact, I will allow two respins. That count right now. Let's pull it back. Oops. I can't pull it back up. >> Hi, wifey. >> It's gone. So, Jim's got 10. 10 10. Count them 10 vetos. >> Cheater. >> Okay, we Okay, so I will be fair. I will let one more wheel spin. Let's go. >> I don't believe this. >> How many seconds? >> Look at them all. >> Tim gets 10. >> Will be readjusted. >> Jim gets 10. >> Every other slot is Jim gets 10. >> You know why, Judy? Do you know why? because it was originally Mary NCR. >> Tim gets another 10 vetos. 20 vetos now. >> 20. I I I feel so special. I I >> because you rigged the damn wheel. >> Thank you very much. >> You rigged the [ __ ] wheel, Jim. >> I did not. This is Pope's work. Pope's >> You rigged it because you know what that originally said. He cheated. >> He was so embarrassed by what he did, he left town and we're not going to see him till Tuesday, more than likely. >> That's right, DJ. The fix is in. He put the fix in. >> So So Pope left town and gave me 20 vetos. So thank you, Pope. Thank you, Pope. Thank you. >> Liar. >> And this coincidentally coincidentally is my week to be married off on the program instead of Mr. NCR. It It starts tonight. It starts tonight. And it it could happen at any time tonight. >> I guarantee you he's going to spin that wheel every night. I guarantee it. It It >> It's just a kinky dinky dude. >> Yeah, right. It is a kinky dinky. >> You changed the wheel. >> Bill edited the wheel and I had nothing to do with it. No, >> Bill did not edit the wheel. >> Phil knows how to edit the wheel. It's one of the only things Phil knows how to do. He doesn't know how to do the graphics. I have to do them every time. I I I just I mean pants can verify that Phil did the wheel. >> Neither of them are >> here. >> And here is Phil to say yes. Phil did the wheel. >> Phil, do not encourage the cheater. >> I did not do the wheel. USA. USA. USA. I now have 20 vetos. Thank you. >> I demand you be stripped of those vetos. >> Oh, not you rigged the wheel. >> It is not rigged. >> Okay. The wheel originally had eight spots to marry me off. >> Then it was chased to have me be happy. >> Yep. >> Now it said those exact same spots are gone, but they're replaced with give Jim 10 vetos. How you going to say that's not rigged? When every time we would spin the wheel, there was a nine out of 10 chance it would land on a marriage. >> Yep. >> 10 vetos. Really, Jim? 10. >> My fault. >> I've got you rigged in the last We could leave. >> We could leave. First, we have to first we have to discuss the big news of the day, which was Mr. Lia's Well, he had a gathering in New York City. So, let's go to that. Uh, Mr. or what about the gathering of LIA? Uh I tuned in and saw what maybe 20 people, 30 at the most. It was supposed to be a huge gathering in uh New York. I forget where, but he was protesting >> uh protesting the uh police union uh that he's fighting against and he is fundraising right now. Fundraising, >> of course. Uh yes, he is fundraising. Uh he in fact uh beat Chile Dcastro uh in the fundraising crowd uh crown for the fundraising crowd in uh June. Something I did not think anyone was going to catch. Chile because Chile did have uh $4,500 and Mr. LIIA and a number in like two days blew past Chile and and and that is not saying uh it's going to be a good time for Mr. Dcastro as Mr. to Castro. Uh isn't his whole uh you've got bail AI based on crowdsourcing for >> everybody? You know, you pay him the money and then you have the opportunity when you get arrested for him to crowdsource for you and he can't even crowdsource to get the damn thing off the ground, let alone to get your ass out of jail. >> So, uh yeah, we we'll have a breakdown of that tomorrow. It's just been too hot to do news today. Mr. Pants is a reprieve until tonight sometime when I start writing articles. I also have uh news on Rean Benson. Rean Benson was stalking uh police SWAT team members were working out at a gym. >> Yeah, I can feel that. I can feel that. >> She She was uh hot and hornies. I mean, she was hot. >> Oh, thanks a lot, Jim. Can you tell any appetite I may have had? >> Yeah, she she was hot for teacher. She wanted to be taught something, I guess, because she was making fun of them as they were working out. >> I I will say that there >> in there. >> Go ahead. >> We don't mention uh those restraining orders. We don't mention those. >> Uh yesterday we also had Mr. DMA returned to Sheridan uh Sheridan, Colorado where he and another auditor and I forgot the auditor's name. The auditor pulled a Floyd Wallace. He was dressed in an all white painters uh suit, had gloves on, had a welder's mask on, and he was carrying a long rifle. They said this was a second amendment audit and they were stomping around outside of the speed trap vehicle in Sheridan. Yes. The same one that uh that DMA Rean and Sweet Tea all well I think DMA and Sweet Tea got citations for blocking the vehicle's uh camera the one time. Well, they were back there. No one was arrested. In fact, the police handled it well cuz the guy wasn't really doing anything wrong, but he looked like a space alien with a uh welder's mask on. And basically, he uh he looked like a threat and he did not get shot. He did not get tasered. And it ended with handshakes between the two of them and six police officers. So I guess that they uh basically uh handled that well. Finally, uh Mr. Lane Myers has not been active today. Uh yeah, Mr. Merb uh put up a nice little piece that echoed ours in in >> the pointing out the deficits of Mr. Elaine Meyers's uh his response to the reply to his filing of uh changing the terms of his probation conditions. >> Merb didn't pull any punches. >> Merb did not pull any punches and neither did we. We pointed out that he said he started by saying that uh that the prosecution brought up two cases that proved his point but never got around to stating what the two cases were or how they proved the point. So yeah, uh and we saw this live on the live stream and that was he was working on it on the first of the two live streams. uh and he basically took the uh 35% weed bong hit and that was that he he lost the will to go on and I guess he just submitted his work from there. >> That's what blows my mind is that he didn't even give it another read through apparently. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz wow. And that is what sparked him yesterday when we said it was what was it? It was I essentially said it was halfassed and he went insane and you know what he did to me yesterday for those uh talks amongst yourself. I'm not rehashing it but he had also threatened a lawsuit. Mr. Pants, I need you to do your magic and go through uh wherever you get your listings from. I did not see a new listing for Lane Meyers. He said that he was going to go uh he was going to open or or start two lawsuits yesterday. One of them presumably federal because it was a $44 or4 filing fee. I've been looking at Pacer all day. I can't find it. If you can find it, Mr. Pants, please take a look and send it to me. We'll have [clears throat] links if pants can find it uh tomorrow in the paper. Finally, uh yes indeed. Uh LIA defeated Chile Castro and Chile was on the air last night. He didn't really have a lot to say. He did specifically go after Jewish people again. Uh he he did say that there there are some good Jewish people including his friends in LA but yeah he just I don't know I will be interested to see what is going to happen as he had been promoting revolution and arming up and basically he had been saying that there is some sort of planned activity on July 4th with people attacking flock cameras. So, I I don't know. It's It's too freaking hot here for me to leave the house to go get the mail, let alone go out with pitchforks and try to take down a flock camera. I'm sorry. I'm not up to it. I don't know. How about you guys? >> I've got other plans. >> Flak no. [ __ ] no. >> [ __ ] no. How about you, Judy? They're going to get out and get out the shotgun and blast you some cameras that he says that they're using to monitor us and the humanoid robots will be replacing us soon. >> Well, Arizona is having a a a healthy discussion about whether we want flock cameras at all and how they would be used. Um, I listen right now in in Tucson it's it's a little toasty, so probably not. >> So, are you going to do anything for the fourth if it's this toasty? Um, by the time the fireworks are like we've got a bunch of casinos around and the casinos like to do the fireworks, [cough] different home um different uh neighborhoods if they're big enough will do their own fireworks. All I have to do is go out in my backyard, relax, and just look up at the sky for the fireworks. So, I don't even have to go anywhere. >> There you go. >> Yeah, they're all they're all illegal here now. Um, >> California. Yep. >> Oh, geez. >> Yeah. Well, we got You want to set us on fire again? >> Yeah. I was gonna say wildfire. >> Yeah. You want to set us on fire again? >> Yeah. That's >> I mean, it's crazy. >> It is What time is it? It's 8:15. It is 88 degrees right now. I My AC is going full blast three feet from me. I can't even feel it. It's too damn hot. It >> is 91 at my location. What? You don't want to know what is >> US almost scored. US almost scored. We're playing Bosnia. >> Uh, Tomatoes asks, "What is the monetary incentive to have humanoid robots replace all?" I don't know. We talked about this last night. Uh, let's see. The pants says no new filings in uh by Lane Myers today or uh in the local or in Pacer apparently. So yeah. Uh thank you pants. Uh yeah. What what's the incentive to have humanoid robots? There is nothing. Uh the the Chile is confusing because he's saying that the humanoid robots are going to replace us. But why? I mean they >> they want my job. They better give me a cut of the goddamn pay. >> Yeah. Now, I did see something that made me laugh. Uh it was an Amazon worker or I think it was Amazon where they finally got AC in the warehouse just because the robots they use need to be cool. >> They him about the humans dying and all that. It was the robots need to be cool. Yep. So there you go. There you go. Working conditions for the robot. But I just I I I don't see a working Terminator style robot in the near future that will replace us. I mean, I I I have no faith right now that that the your dreams of Cherry 2000, classic bad movie that Mr. pants. You need to look up and you need to >> uh I've played it before. >> Oh, have you? >> Yes. >> Uh maybe you should play. >> I mean, robot technology is brilliant. They've got robotic surgery. They've got drones that will do dangerous work instead of people. They've got robot dogs. They've got robots that dismantle bombs. They're all It's all good. >> But will we get robots like in Cherry 2000? >> Yes. who were uh companion robots. >> They already do in Japan. >> Companion. >> Yes. >> Cherry 2000 is a great movie. >> Yes. >> Stars Timmerson. It has uh Melanie Griffin in her first role. >> Yes. >> It is a beautifully shot movie. It has a great, you know, technoir, you know, almost almost over the top when it comes to the fantasy. And and it's a love story. It's a love story. >> Love story. Yes. A love story. A man loses his robot companion and he finds out that the only way he can replace her and put the same memory card that he has with all their love is in another robot out in the wastelands of the desert of Nevada. And he's got to fight off a bunch of bandits. bandits >> and crazy uh swingers. I >> and and a guy smoking Smokey and the bandits. >> Uh uh yeah. Oh, I I I don't think it was that kind of bandits, but still uh no Trans Ams involved in the filming of that movie, but still great movie. If you want the robot, >> they should have had Kid in it. They should have had Kid in it. >> Well, they had Robbie the robot. Yeah, they had Robbie the robot. There you go. Though he was not in a G-string. And I know you're all now thinking of Robbie the robot in a G. You are welcome. >> You are welcome. >> I'm in a G string. I'm in a G string. >> Uh, apparently Phil is. Yes. In a G-string. It is that hot that that it that G-string must be the stickiest thing on earth right. >> Yep. just dear God. >> Uh before we turn this over to NCR's news, I want to uh we we we've been >> having Judy on more and more and she has uh officially accepted a uh role here as uh newest member of the cast and she's here whenever she wants to. Much like Touche, she can come on whenever she wants to and be a reoccurring >> accepted a teaching role. She's accepted a teaching role. >> She's teaching us. >> Point point of order. Since Judy's the newest cast member, >> it's her week to do coffee run. >> Uh, she can do a coffee run. However, you are still on bathroom duty. >> Yes, you are. >> [ __ ] that noise. I'm not doing bathrooms after you break the [ __ ] wheel. >> I retired. I'm done. >> Tired of cleaning up your guys garbage. Miss Judy, what what do you have to say about your uh about the development that you have joined this cast of idiots? >> I could have sworn I checked the no box, but apparently I didn't. >> You you are. Yes. And the fact is that JJ will be our boss one of these days. >> Yeah. >> Yes, you are. >> I've been trying I've been trying to get banned for years. Yeah. Starting to [laughter] get banned for years. >> She is now in my will. So when I drop dead on camera and Phil gets his wish of of Yes. >> JJ will be responsible for the station, the newscast, doing the news, uh, finding idiots to talk about every night. And yes, I mean, it's inevitable. >> Ban Gia. Ban Gia, please. >> No, she can't because that's also in the well. No, no, we can't ban Gia. There there's a thousand years of darkness and a thousand years. >> She signed the Scientology. She that just like they have the million-year contract with Scientology. She [laughter] >> Yes. >> Gia is stuck here and and so is JJ. So, uh, at at at sometime sometime uh, yes, uh, pants pants over the rainbow. >> So, with that said, let's go to the disaster that was LIA today. Mr. NCR, what was this gathering and why did only 20 people show up for it? >> Uh, where do we begin? First off, the whole protest was nothing more than a meet and greet of 20 followers and the suspicious things that we saw there raised more questions than answers we got. If you're all unfamiliar, LIA was arrested last Thursday where he was charged for trespassing in the third degree at the police benevolence association. He decided to do this protest after they had arrested him and towed away his, and I quote, big B, big beautiful billboard truck of accountability. >> Uhhuh. >> That is the official name by Lia. >> $170,000 contraption. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Now, during this protest, he failed to even set up properly. Oh, >> we had to catch the start of it through Leroy Truth Investigations, which was the finest quality of potato cam footage you would ever see. Now, if you're in the East Coast, you'll know that we are experiencing a extreme heatwave, >> right? where everyone else is wearing more, you know, cool related clothing, something that's going to be not as sweltering, like Leroy Truth wearing his full uh suit and what can only be described as the finest stripper sunglasses you could find. >> L need LA needs a bra. He needs a really good bra. Gia, he may have been wearing either a compression shirt or a girdle. >> Yep. >> Cuz we saw that >> girdle >> because you uh he has been using AI more and more and more to make himself look buff while I've been adding pounds to the model we use for LIA. I'm literally [laughter] making him fatter every time I do captures. >> He's a chunky boy. Yes, he is. >> Yes. Uh >> chunky monkey. Chunky monkey. Yeah. >> Uh, hey Warren. Uh, when we uh we we switched to using a a thumbnail generator and that even that adds weight to LIA. It's enhancing him to make him look bigger in all of that. And I'm not putting that in. It's just decided it doesn't like him. So, whenever we do a story, it is adding >> a lot of weight. >> Yeah. He's eating too many Strombolis. >> Yes. >> I mean, in every video we've seen of him lately, he has been looking awfully awfully pudgy. >> Right. So, in real life, it is not uh it is not uh AI based. That is what LIA looks like. Hey, Becca, welcome back. And thank you for super chat. Uh keep up the good work. Thank you, man. We are trying. We are trying. That's our first of the month. Yay. First of the month. Um, >> but you have gifted memberships to give out. >> Uh, yeah. We'll get to that in a few minutes, but right now, uh, let's keep up with the LA stuff when Well, I'll pull that up. >> Okay. >> So, LIA then started to meet and greet people and talking about the billboard trick actually not being broken. It just ran out of fuel for the generator. >> Oh. >> Even though in the last video he did and live stream, he had mentioned that the billboard truck was possibly going to need repairs. >> Of course. >> Yes. Yes. He he was literally uh he's literally gofundmeing that uh part that he's needs a lawyer and that uh needs repairs. >> They damaged it severely. >> I called I called it. I called it. >> Yeah. >> Uh here. >> Well, thank you, DJ. Uh, I I just gave out five gifted memberships. Uh, Arch got one, Judy got one, [laughter] Sherry got one, Tracy got one, and sure Jan got one as well. That's my favorite name of the night. >> You cannot marry me, Judy. I'm sorry. >> Yes, she is uh not eligible to marry NCR. Uh, we're going to do one more batch and that's our that'll be our 10 free for the month. So, there we go. So during this protest, uh Vinnie of the Garden uh city accountability decided to actually fly his drone, which brought up the question of is the drone actually ill being illegal to be flown over the police benevolence association. Lia grabbed one of his many posters to taunt the police at a gas station. Oh, good. Uh pause for one sec. Guy got one. Mortimer got one. Sammy Lee got one, Patrick got one, and ATXA something something got one. Congratulations. >> Congratulations. Welcome to this insanity. >> Yes, welcome. >> And I'll let And I'll have you know none of those are a socket account because that would be illegal. >> Yes. That and we have not at mentioned anyone today. So we are legal in Arizona. So, they're not going to take Judy away and keep her from having coffee. So, >> well, also because no one is is properly adding someone because they're not including the four digits after his name and I can't remember what the digits are. So, >> uh Merb has been though. MV in fact, >> yes, MV has been doing it a lot. >> He's been doing it in order to uh to to uh I don't know, interact with Lane Myers. Uh I I I really cannot say what he's doing, but hats off to Mr. MV. Uh that said, let's go back. So, uh LIA had a sign at a gas station. Yes. Next to the police benevolence association headquarters is a like a little mini mart. There were four cop cars there to help with the protest. LIA take took the opportunity to grab a large poster board sign which he had doctorred up with the president of the police benevolent association and two other individuals from that arrest dressed as East LA Cholo gangbangers. >> Okay. >> To taunt the police. [cough] Then they did their speeches. Out of all three speakers being LIA, uh, Leroy Truth, and David Snow of, uh, the Exposure Report, only one of them actually made any sense to actually listen to >> David Snow. >> Exactly. >> Oh, good. Good. He brought up valid points of how police accountability should be monitored and how the police should be held at a higher standard when use of force is used and I think all of us should agree with that. You know if you uh use of force or deadly force is done by the police that needs to be held to a high standard that needs to be investigated. >> Well I I think any use of force by anyone needs to be held to a higher standard. I mean, you know, >> exactly that we can all agree with, but LIIA turned this into a >> these charges are unlawful. I'm going to file a lawsuit. They did all this >> now. And Leroy Truth decided to >> What was that, Jim? >> Go ahead. Go ahead. We'll bring it up after you finish. Leroy Truth decided to turn turn this into a chance to expose the Union City Police of New Jersey for ex for arresting him and well showing off the prop of a scrub top he got from county jail. >> Did anyone need to see that? >> Ew. >> I mean he pulled out the scrub top and well the the crowd was not impressed. They were leaving in in literal droves. Like by Tuesday they were leaving the protest before they even started doing speeches. >> Right. >> So it started out with 20 sister. I'm not eating strawberries. It's just really hot right now. >> Uh so they started with 20 and they went progressively downhill. >> Yeah. to about maybe 10 to to eight people. Literally, I had more people in my side chat watching me on stream than he had at the actual protest. >> Wow. >> Uh Phil, what goal do you do you uh what what are you talking about with goal? We we did meet the goal yesterday, but I am not going topless on camera. Well, the the camera thing starts next week. >> Phil has left the building. >> No, he's here. >> Well, he was here. >> Also, DJ was on fire as well during that live stream. And uh we will we will keep an eye out because he did announce that he has a court date on the 15th. In other news, we have >> Well, let's stop there for for for one second. Uh, coincidentally, last week, Mr. LA's big lawsuit against the New York State uh New York State and C uh city suffered a big blow when the New York State appeals court said that the uh answered the question in uh the affirmative that uh or or the negative sorry that uh basically you can't record in New York city police precincts. Despite what the right to record may say, uh, nonpublic uh, or what was it? Non-public forums are still a thing and the police have a right to trespass. So, his big big big lawsuit is was sent back over to uh, yeah, it's probably going to die. >> Coincidentally, two days later, this incident happens. same time as the the incident last year happened that gained him a quick uh 50 grand. So, he's not making as much money off of this one as of yet, but it's all just a big coincidence. Big coincidence, right? >> I I I still find it funny that he [clears throat] I I still believe I've cursed him. Okay, >> because we did the live stream about him crying that he lost the New York appeal, >> right? >> 24 hours after that live stream, he gets arrested after I post a picture of a flamingo beating him in a wrestling ring. >> He wants to get arrested. >> You are cursed. >> He wants to get arrested. >> Yeah, he he he he is seeking these arrest. >> Yeah, he wants to get arrested so he'll get money. >> That is my opinion. It is coincidental [clears throat] and I'm if >> Yes. >> Do I need to get arrested to get the grift on? Is that why is that why I haven't been successful in my griff? >> Yeah. Go throw some muffins, Judy. Go throw some. >> Yes. JJ gets 30%. I get 10% as your management fees off of any GoFundMe. Uh yeah, but JJ gets 30%. It it she made you sign the contract while you were half asleep. So stock lad >> and 10% goes to the church. >> I unfortunately she has more money than I do right now. >> Bottle of bourbon, >> but she's got more money than I do right now because she's she's working and raking it in. So all right. >> Thank you, Mrs. Tom. Uh uh remember this. This is the brilliance of JJ. And remember, when I die, she is taking over this entire operation. >> Yeah. >> You need to pick somebody and start stalking them, Judy. I'm telling you. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm telling you. >> And Lane Myers is not a winner. >> Pick somebody at random. >> You're not going to make money off of him. >> Well, according to him, I am stalking his victim. >> Oh, >> well, there you go. >> There you go. >> Yeah. Now you can start your grift. >> Okay. Yeah, >> but I need to get arrested first. Okay, I'll put some thought to it. >> You never know. >> I have like 425 restraining orders right now. >> Yes. Uh and you never know what's going to happen when when you cover it for us on the 24th. >> Yeah. >> Uh Lane might throw you up on the stand and depose you. No, you might. >> That would be a feat. That would probably go against all the procedural rules in Arizona, but okay. Sure. >> Yes. Uh, thank you, Mrs. Tom, for the one gifted membership. Uh, level not eligible to marry NCR. Uh, Kelly K got that one. So, thank you and welcome, Kelly K. But is he going to refer to you as Judy or Judy, you got this? Or as uh Reluctant Prophet did, that mean gay-haired lady? >> Yes, >> I think Lisa actually called it. Call me Judy Ales. >> There you go. >> And I'll be happy. >> There you go. >> Lisa knows me. >> Uh yeah. So, uh Mrs. Tom says she's Dr. Lane Myers. Uh, I know Pants is is Pants is quite upset that Lane Myers did not accept his Discord friend request. And >> how dare he hurt Pants's feelings. >> I I think Judy I think you should make him call you Mr. Judy. >> Yes, [laughter] mister. >> Mister. >> It would be interesting. I mean, who knows what's going to happen in the next 24 days because with >> I don't know. You should wear you should wear an American flag bow tie and sit in court. >> Oh. [laughter] >> Uh uh >> put an American flag bow in your hair. >> Well, it's >> you're just really patriotic. >> Yes. >> Yeah. It is our 250th. >> It is, you know, anniversary. It's a celebratory year. And I know probably all of us save one [clears throat] NCR remembers the bicesentennial. >> So you know >> I well see I've got mixed feelings on that because I do. It was a giant thing for me as a fiveyear-old. I still remember it. I still remember all the stuff we went to. But this year we're gonna have my nephew for the day. My grand nephew for the day. He's eight. There is it's going to be nearly 100°. There is nothing going on of any note. In fact, it would be dangerous to take him out. So, I am a little disappointed that there there's nothing to do in order to give him the same sort of memory that he will think back on in 50 years, especially with the country in the state we're in right now. Yeah. >> Uh the only thing I can offer him is we'll sit around, play video games, and watch uh movies. Like we >> There isn't a parade somewhere. >> Uh well, it's going to be 100°, so people are probably going to be dropping dead at that parade. So, and besides my allergies, I I'm not going out in 100 degree weather to die. So, >> you know, it's gonna you know be 100 on Saturday. Well, you I am I am overexaggerating. It's 90. It was 95 today, though, so it's going to be bad on Saturday. I am still just saying that right now there's nothing memorable to take him to that he's going to remember 50 years from now >> because I do remember that back in the bsentennial all the little hometowns had um had stuff like I remember my dad grew a beard then because the joke you know the the thing around town was unless you had a beard license if you were caught around downtown without a beard then you like paid a buck to, you know, for something or other. >> And, uh, we all had the little Holly Hobby hats on as, you know, young girls and moms were making quilts and dresses and all kinds of I mean, it was like a year preparation for >> Oh, yeah. >> You know, >> uh, thank you, Dave. >> I mean, it was >> that was a great outfit, Dave. >> We all try to dress like Uncle Sam. Yeah. >> And it's going to be 25 years since 911. Can you believe it? >> Well, >> let me read this, folks. Hey, Judy. See if Afroan is done with this suit. He wore at the trial. The red, white, and blue one. Great outfit, by the way. Yes, it was. >> Sorry, Dave. Keep you hanging. >> Uh, well, Regan Benson's been spoiling that cuz she went to an Afroman concert. She did. She and her husband's I think 30 or 40y year wedding anniversary. Uh yeah, they went to Afroman as a gift to themselves and she wore an outfit that was worth Afroman's attention, though he didn't. >> Yeah. God bless her husband. >> She was in the bleacher seats. >> Oh, no. He is a He is as big a jackass as she is. >> Yeah, but Yeah, but still the two of them. Oh, she was lusting over those I mean SWAT team members that she was calling pigs, but still. Uh, thank you, Sergeant, for the $5 super chat. I was literally born a few weeks before the bsentennial. Thanks for making me feel less old. [laughter] You're welcome. You're welcome. >> You're in the right place, Sergeant. >> I was born >> I was born two years before Kennedy was shot. Do you want to feel old? >> There you go. Do you want to feel old? >> There you go. >> That was when Joe Kennedy was shot. So, yes. >> Joe, [laughter] Joe Kennedy. >> Oh, good lord. >> Can I Can I say something about >> Abraham Lincoln? You mean Yep. >> Uh, yes, Mr. NCR. Uh, you can share your memories of the bsentennial. >> All I'm going to say is those tall ships really boosted the this nation's spirits after Watergate. [laughter] >> Okay, then. Uh, I was in Puerto Rico, believe it or not. We were stationed >> Matt knows what I'm talking about. >> We were stationed there. Uh, we saw the uh Blue Angels fly over cuz we parents from the Navy. We we went to >> 88. Y >> uh then we uh went to we went to the beach for a giant party there. Uh had to walk several miles to get to the beach cuz we parked on the side of the road. And I remember mainly walking and my dad trying to open a coconut. My dad knew nothing about coconuts, so he picked a brown hard one rather than the green ones everyone else was using. And yeah, it it it was a spectacular sight, dude. Him swearing and chopping and swearing and chopping. Now, did your dad put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up? >> Uh, he was very drunk at the time. I don't think limes were involved. So, that was Yeah. Anywh who, uh, so your rest of your news you've got is [clears throat] >> Kansas City Accountability Angel Moses has did an has released an update yesterday on his uh, failure to provide ID to law enforcement in the Cincinnati, Ohio case. There was a photo that was posted by FAPA. It turned into another meet and greet with the frauding community where he announced that he will be having another dismissal hearing later this upcoming month of July. And the last bit of news we have going on is YouTube uh Hunter Jitton was arrested. >> Oh boy. What for? Jidian was arrested for a misdemeanor charge of breach of peace and a misdemeanor charge of stalking. >> Oh, great. >> Oh, nice. >> Now, Jittion is well known for his comedy sketch uh sketches and bits before teaming up with Ski Hansen and becoming a offender hunter. >> Offender. >> I'm trying to use words that won't get us demonetized. >> Okay. But yes, somebody who, let's just say, prefers uh how can I say this? Who has a sweet tooth if you know? [screaming] >> Yes. Yes. >> Fine. >> Uh uh Phil like that. >> Creepy. Uh that was creepy. Uh apparently >> US up one nothing. US up one nothing. US score. Not he was not screaming in support of the uh person >> YouTube. >> No, no, no. You scored. >> Yes. >> Anyhoo, >> remember context, Phil. Context before screen or >> I wasn't paying attention to what you guys were doing anyway. >> Yeah, we can tell. >> We can tell. >> You never do. >> Anyway, that's why I dumped you. >> [laughter] >> And was dealing with an issue with a relative who was squatting in a family home who was being evicted that following well that same week. But to speed up the process, he invited Jidon into the home so they can torment the man to leave. >> It turned into a ongoing pursuit between Gideon and this individual where they were stalking him throughout the town. He had called police to explain that they are trying to do all these things to harass him in the home. The police escorted him out and then upon arriving back to the home so he can get his belongings so he can stay with a with a friend. They continued it having a car follow a police officer with the individual who was the alleged squatter. I'm just saying that for cont for the context of the show. the alleged squad >> to the police station where Jidion and a group of 12 showed up to ask and demanded they present the squatter. When they told him he was not there, Jidion decided to go to the police station next door to city hall and demanded they take a missing person's report because they had kidnapped him. >> Okay then, >> cuz police often kidnap. That's usually their modus operand. >> Yes. Yes. >> Now, please keep in mind that he has recently done a video teaming up with FAPA of the First Amendment Protection Agency. So his lingo starts to evolve to the way of the frauditor because they were actually going back and forth throughout the town to different restaurants looking for the individual, actually going into a what appeared to be a Jersey Mike's and searching the kitchen >> and back office. >> Okay. They found out that he was at a nearby McDonald's where the manager had told them multiple times to stop recording and leave the property. They would leave, come back in being being told to leave again. They called police. Police told them to leave the property or not they would be trespassed. This is where Gideon really screwed up and got three individuals arrested. with him. >> Oh boy. >> Two happened just to be fans of him who decided after they were told after Gideon was told and his crew was trespassed from the property to dawn a $30,000 camera and battery pack and go inside the McDonald's. They were >> okay. The in three individuals were charged with the simple charge of a misdemeanor count of breach of peace while Jitton was charged with breach of peace and a misdemeanor charge of stalking. The entire time he y he he is yelling that he is a multi-millionaire. The DA will drop the charges. He demands that they release him. they that the police do not have the authority or the ability to actually trespass anybody >> and that he's going after their qualified immunity. >> Yes, he's going after their qualified immunity. He's going to take their pensions. He's going to get them in a deposition. And I and this is the funny part that he could not fit inside of a squad car even though he was blocking his way of getting in. Okay. Then >> he then appeared in front of one of our most favorite judges in the Wisconsin area. >> It's actually Michigan. I looked it up. >> Oh, it's Michigan. >> It's Michigan. Wood Haven, Michigan. >> Then I they I really need to talk to uh Code Blue because they got to update their description box then. Well, they're not always uh accurate. >> Well, Jittion was given a $10,000 uh personal bond to show up and he has a court date coming up in July where he believes he can get these misdemeanor charges dropped. But there is something else that needs to be said. During the time of his arrest and release, he has started a cause called the free Gideon movement where while he was arrested, his followers decided to well call flood the police department at Brook Haven and the down river dispatchers and make false reports of actual crimes, including a homicide. >> Oh, wonderful. bar uh barging their Facebook page with demands of freeing Gideon and demanding justice as well as threats and fake crimes. The judge is going to have a field day with this. That's all we got for news. >> That's it. Well, thank you, Mr. NCR. Uh yeah, I don't have much more. We It's probably going to be pretty late for the rest of the week. Remember, we are not with you on Saturday this week uh because the 4th of July and because >> I am going live on the 4th of July with Miss Gia and my friend and co-host of the >> the DNN Cinema Vault, DJ Dark Lantern. >> Join us. Make sure you join us. Yep. >> Where we will have Crazy Body Cam. I'm looking for stolen valor, police impersonators, and tyrant police arresting animals. >> Okay, then >> like [laughter] the video I showed today of tyrant cops arresting a an iguana. >> Yep. >> Uh I I I just have one thing to interject today. I uh spent the day I granted the eight-year-old's request. He had heard that there was a Super Mario movie that was not the cartoon. So, >> oh my god, you showed it. >> Super Mario movie from 19 I believe it was 94 93, the year before his mother was born. >> Uh uh yeah. Uh we watched the whole thing. Uh that's about it. He was like, I'm like, "Okay, that that slimy yellow dinosaur, that's Yoshi." And he was like, "Really? That's >> really really And I'm like, uh, why why is the why is the the tall Mexican guy uh Luigi? It doesn't look like him. Aren't they supposed to be Italian? Why is the other guy British pretending to be uh uh American? Can you can you please be respectful to the late Bob Hopkins? >> Well, uh, he did well in the movie. Uh, Mario in the movie is quite the ladies man. Uh, Samantha Matthysse was beautiful as always, even if the stuff she had to read was kind of cringe. Uh, >> I mean, John like Lzamo, he was okay as Luigi. Yeah. Although Dustin Hoffman uh Dennis Hopper, I'm sorry. >> Dennis Hopper. >> Dennis Hopper stole the show with his little T-Rex arms. >> Just Oh, good lord. He He was chewing scenery literally. >> Now, there is a funny story. >> Go for it. >> During the shooting of that movie, >> Yes. Bob Hopskin, Bob Hopkins, Hopskin and Johnny Guazamo would bring coolers of just beer and vodka to the set and drink. And Dustin Dennis Hopper, who played and is a method actor, was a great method actor, got into a two-hour screaming match with his arms in T-Rex position with the producers. >> Good work. >> But here's something. Here's something else. His son said, "Dad, uh, you you're you were a pretty good you're a pretty good actor, but why did you shoot that horrible horrible Mario movie?" >> He goes, "Well, son, it's because you needed shoes." >> Yes. >> And his son looked at him dead and said, "Dad, I don't need shoes that bad." [laughter] Oh, jeez. Uh, it kind of made me miss the 90s because I had to explain what a uh a uh what do you call it? Public uh >> a pay phone >> phone was pay phone was. And I had to explain to him that no, no one had cell phones back then. So >> only very expensive skins if you know what I mean. >> Huge giant ones too. Yeah. >> Yeah. We we had one in the car cuz mom got a discount from something. Uh >> yep. >> But it was it was like for emergencies only. If the president called or something, we could use that. Uh but yeah, uh back then it just was so different and people were so horrible to each other. It was wonderful. It was a wonderful time to be alive as as everyone was was was uh horrible. >> By the way, breaking news. Breaking news. >> Yes. >> One nil US at halftime. >> Uh DJ, uh if I have it, I will show it to him. Uh hey, Rose. Uh welcome honey. Uh yeah. Uh it's Super Mario is just uh pain in the >> I I will say Fisher Stevens as Iggy was odd. >> Yes, >> the Roan was African-American woman playing Big Bertha the giant fish. >> Makes no sense. Uh, well, see, he was hearing names and he knew the characters and like that's not what they look like. And I'm like, "Yeah, that's that's" And he was like, "What what are those things that they're firing at the end?" And it was the Super Nintendo uh >> Mega Scope. >> Megascope. Yeah. It was literally the product they were trying to sell. At least it wasn't the power glove like in the wizard, but still [laughter] it was a a glove. >> Yes. >> Power. >> Yes. Uh I may have to watch the wizard with him, too. So, uh but it was fun. Uh it's he's starting to be able to sit through a movie. >> Jim, I I have to re recommend recommend something for the boy. >> What's that? the n the 1980 classic Sylvester Stallone movie Over the Top. >> Uh he uh he he he's not quite there yet. That that even though that has Terry Funk in it. Uh excuse me. Uh yeah, I don't think >> I tell him to watch Roadhouse or >> Okay. Well, if you're gonna if you're gonna do over the top, you might as well do any which way you can and any which way but loose. >> Yeah. Neither of those. until he's much older. [laughter] >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Tough sell. Tough sell. But I think I can sell this one. >> Yes. >> Short circuit. >> Maybe. Maybe another >> is alive. >> Yes. Another Fischer Stevens movie. Or I know he was in number two. He was in Short Circuit 2. >> He was also in number one was Steve Gutenberg. >> Okay. Uh Steve Gutenberg. There we go. But I can't show him. >> Police Academy. can't show them that because the first one is R-rated. The rest of them were PG. The first one was a was very R-rated. Meaning, >> it's not like it's not like you need the first one to set up the rest of them. >> Well, >> he's got a point there. >> Yeah. >> Show many [laughter] of the ones. >> The the first one was the only and Catty Shack is a nogo as well because the first one was R-rated with a couple of explicit uh whoopy scenes in it. So, >> hey everyone. We're all getting laid. >> Uh, yeah. Pleasing saddles. No. Uh, no. [laughter] >> They couldn't make that movie today. They just >> What about Young Frankenstein or It's a Wonderful Life or, you know, >> nice >> turned 100 yesterday. >> Uh, he he maybe Robin Hood Men and Tites that that is one. >> There you go. There you go. Princess. >> Princess. >> Not Revenge of the Nerd. >> Oh my god. >> Uh, no. Again, Revenge of the Nerds. The first one is a hard R. >> Yeah, it is. >> That was the second one. >> To his ass cuz he's going to fall in. Yep. >> The The first Revenge of the Nerds was filmed at the UOVA here in Tucson. >> There you go. >> Okay. I got one. I got one. Definitely. You can watch it with Blues Brothers together. Yes. >> Yeah. I'm just gonna say it. >> You need to let the boy watch Die Hard. >> Uh at Christmas time, right? >> At Christmas time. It's a Christmas movie. >> Yeah. And the Die Hard the second one too >> with uh what's his name? >> With Jackson. >> Uh no, that's the third. Samuel the third one. The second one was Die Hard at an airport. It wasn't >> Yeah, that was good, too. That was good, too. Yep. >> Uh yes. Uh uh really cool. Rose is gonna try her cartoon movies. Uh we may he uh uh we may actually watch Transformers because he saw Megan F. I I played a video that had was set it was uh 70s rock music b to the trans first Transformers movie. And he suddenly became very interested in who? Megan Fox. >> Yeah. Christmas Vacation. >> Oh, sure. Sure. >> That's exactly what I was thinking. >> Can we watch Bachelor Party with the boy since Jim's time to get married? >> Nope. Uh, no. Bachelor Party. Uh, sh >> Animal House. Animal House. >> Why are we putting off drunk girl? That's [laughter] >> with the 20 vetos. >> I mean, if we're going to go Animal House, what about Porky's? Yeah. Yeah. That's No, that's nasty. Yep. >> You could uh who rigs uh Pacer every night? We do. Well, we did go through Pacer. Uh we do have we did have a filing in the Lane Myers case today. Speaking of Pacer, just that the prosecution has notified the victim that there is a hearing that was supposed to be done by the 6th. The next thing coming up is there's supposed to be a report a full investigation by his probation officer by the 20th and then his uh hearing is the 24th. So, uh we we've got quite a bit of stuff coming up this month. I know end of the month is the James Freeman uh here next James Freeman hearing. So Judy may be with us quite a bit this >> I love how I love how Jim is postponing drunk girl because he's on the marriage board. >> Oh yeah, >> I am not postponing. We went this far last night as well. >> Yeah, I know. And he's got 20 vetos. Yep. >> Good. Good night, hun. Good night. Uh yes, I I do have 20 vetos. And >> yes, you do. In fact, >> I'm gonna use >> one of them right now. Uh I am vetoing anybody in this next uh next video. Uh >> you can't do that. >> I am ve well remember vetos can be countered if you use veto. >> Jim, have you ever played the game um exploding kitten exploding kittens? >> I have not. I have. >> Okay. Well, in that game they have what's called a nope card. >> Yes. I'm noping your veto. >> Well, no have any vetos. So, sorry. We all >> No, I have note cards >> and I'm noping your veto. >> We We don't recognize cuz people pay for vetos here. They >> I paid for I paid for my cards. >> Ask JJ. >> Uh pay for one veto. Jim, >> you didn't pay for one. I had a >> you haven't paid for one beat and no >> you and they manipulated the wheel >> demanded demanded a respin and I said okay we we'll have two respins and that is how I got 20 vetos which I used one on on this video. So if someone wants to veto my veto >> before we start veto you're vetoing my veto. Remember that. Listen, she I just saw this video myself. She is a peach. I bet you she is fun at parties. >> That's That's But But she is not the subject, is she? Let's take a look. >> She's Team USA. >> Miami Beach police officers in an active warning are aggressively approached by Frederick Curley, an American track and field silver and bronze medalist in the 2020 and 2024 Olympics. He approaches officers angrily due to his car being in their scene and him wanting to leave with his reality TV star girlfriend. Uh, Sergeant, the Nope has been >> vetoed. Please do not mess with him. >> So, I'm down to 18. >> Put your hands back. >> You're over me first, man. Why are you hitting him though? Why you >> good night, Sergeant? >> They just tased. >> Unbelievable. Stop. He didn't do anything. >> He didn't do anything. >> Move. Get back. >> Yeah. >> Go over there, man. Go over there. Go over there. >> Going to prison, bro. >> Stop. Stop. to tase her too. >> Do it fair. Get back in the street. Get back in the sidewalk. Back up. >> Just stop resisting, bro. >> Hey, my phone, man. >> Get back. All right. Get back. Get on. Get on. >> No. Where's my phone? >> I don't know. >> Where's my phone? >> Got her. Look at her fingernails. >> Get on. Get up. Get back. >> Your phone. Step back over here. This is my man. I'm not leaving. [laughter] >> This is my man. >> Our car is right there. >> This is my man. >> Now, the there's some sort of a police something and they can't get to their car right now because it's blocked off. >> But they're more important than that. >> The police should know. >> Yes. >> Right. Yeah. like like like Chile and downtown Vegas where there where there's any crime scene. >> Yep. Yep. >> Oh. Oh. Off topic, but uh >> apparently Chile's audit that he was saying uh he was claiming was his big audit from he was going to show today. [clears throat] >> He released it as a 902 short. >> Okay. [laughter] That about sums him up. Yep. >> Yeah. It's I mean he he's been Well, um we're being we're being uh shadowbanned. No, idiot. You're putting out these stupid shorts that nobody watches and if you're releasing an audit as a freaking short, no one's going to watch it because your your shorts are horrible. >> They are. Uh, hey Rogue Nation. Most of the time they they don't make any sense. They have nothing to do with what you are trying to promote. Uh, like yesterday there was uh one where he was talking about someone was it getting shot or something and the face they used for the thumbnail was literally him >> uh at the height of pleasure. Let's just say he had his O face on >> as the thumbnail for the video >> and you're like no >> sounds about right. >> Sounds about right. >> Not watching that. So yeah. [sighs] >> Yes pants. 90 second short is how you describe a typical date with >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Been there. I've been there. Believe me, I've been there. Yep. >> That's right. We both >> I've been there. Yep. I'm I didn't say that. >> I did not say that. >> 62, man. >> I did not say that. >> I Nothing Nothing. He's watching He's watching soccer. He's not even listening to us. He's got his He's got >> his mute on. So, >> that's why I That's why I dumped him because he ignores me. >> He's got his mute on. Stop. >> I'm [ __ ] talking my neighbors across the street cuz they're from Boston. >> Oh, good idea. >> That's my man. Stop. >> That's my man. >> You're not doing this. >> He's not doing that. >> Olympics. >> Chill. He's in the Olympics. >> He's in the Olympics. >> He's an idiot. >> You weak, homie. >> He was in the Olympics. He's in the Olympics. He's teaming up. >> He's an idiot. >> Stop. >> Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. >> I tried to get her. >> Back up. >> Hey, get off the street, bro. Sidewalk. >> Get on the car. >> I tried to get her. >> Get in the car. >> Let's go. Man, get off of me, bro. >> No, baby. Stop. >> Okay, stop. >> I have to go. >> Hey, listen. >> And there she me, bro. >> Relax, bro. >> Yo, relax. You going to jail. >> Give me, bro. >> Put your hands on me. Hit me in my [ __ ] head. All y'all weak, bro. I'm telling you, man. Get the off, bro. >> I can't go nowhere. >> Shut the [ __ ] up, bro. >> Man, you shut the [ __ ] up, bro. >> You weak, >> bro. Get off my legs. >> I need my moving your legs. Get the [ __ ] off my legs. Legs. Get the [ __ ] off. >> I got to stop moving. >> Get off of me, bro. Y'all y'all going to jail. >> Yo yo yo yo yo. >> Blood glucose sensors right there. >> That's my boyfriend. >> Listen, we got to get off the scene. >> No, but that's my boyfriend. >> Get off the scene. >> Right there. No, we're not telling you. Go over there. >> Stop. >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Please. Please. >> Oh my goodness. That hurts my throat. >> Well, she's a screamer. >> Is this Jim's wife? >> Good lord. >> I say it is. >> But is she gym worthy? >> She is. She is person worthy. No, she's worthy. >> Oh my god. >> She is worthy. >> No, but uh she is worthy. >> Go for it. >> Well, remember there's a veto in play right now. >> Go for it. >> Yeah, go for it. I didn't do anything. [clears throat] >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for a very special occasion as our first marriage of Jim to this wonderful woman with a beautiful voice. >> Wonderful woman with a beautiful voice. Do you think Jim to be your love? What a beautiful husband. >> That's my man. That's my man. That's my man. And Jim, do you think the worst person cherishing to wear earplugs all the time? >> I do. I do. By the power vested in me by the airport association of America, I now prod you right now. >> Congratulations, Jim. >> I feel it is now. Why are you feeling [ __ ] 24 seconds. I'm not a criminal. >> You're married. >> Because I'm being detained by the police. >> And your wife's not a criminal, Jim. Your wife's not a criminal. >> She did nothing. >> Rock your world, bro. >> How is it? How can you 24 seconds? Hey, I promise I'll beat your ass. You're mean. >> I promise I'll beat your ass. You want that it's it's all >> fine. I say we just keep marrying him on till he runs out of >> none of you have have done the protocols or taken the vote >> the vote to overall override uh anything. >> Now it would be up to the cast to come together and a twothird majority would be able to >> we can get that done right now. Get that done right now. >> Okay. All those in favor of overriding Jim's power say I. I. >> I. I. >> There you go. Two. >> Doesn't sound like two to me. >> Fine. We'll take a We'll take a voice vote. P. I >> There you go. There you go. >> Listen, my hanging shad. Apparently, I'm going to I'm going to make you pay for [laughter] my hanging shad. >> You got it. >> Yes. [laughter] Get my girlfriend. >> What's he cackling about now? I'm paying attention. >> Folks, remember we got 15 minutes left on the show. We'll be back with you tomorrow night, same time, same place at 8:00 Eastern. >> Ed, you won't have me to kick around. >> That's right. But Phil will be gone. I will be on the road uh to Illinois. >> On the road again. >> Yes. Okay. >> I love how the female officer like humbled her real quick. >> Exciting time. >> So now now that the black people are leaving, it's going to be peaceful now, right? >> Oh, dear God. Nah, come on, bro. >> Okay, he was just making a joke around the block. >> Slightly okay. >> I don't know what happened. >> Fred Curley's girlfriend was identified as Cleo Raman. She starred in the 2021 reality TV show Baddies, and she is also a DJ who goes by the name DJ Skyh High Baby. She was arrested and charged with resisting without violence and is innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law. The officers who helped to get Curly under control suffered many injuries including pain to the knee, left thumb swelling, scratches on the elbow and lower back, laceration, bruising on the arms and lacerations on the elbows, more lacerations and redness to the knees. Curley was taken into custody and charged with battery on a police officer resisting without violence and disorderly conduct. While this incident took place in January 2025, just 4 months later in May, Curley was arrested again and charged with battery for allegedly punching an ex-girlfriend of his who also happens to be an Olympic athlete. Alia Johnson. >> Frederick Curley. >> Yes, he punches me in my face and then proceeds to fight. >> A year after the original incident in January 2026, prosecutors dropped both cases after Curley agreed to take a course in anger management. He was then released back into the public. Uh >> let's go to our next one. This is a wonderful >> a wonderful man. A wonderful man. Y >> that's right. Man, >> are you marrying a man? >> Nope. Uh I'm sorry I don't swing that way, but uh you marry him off to any woman in the audience. And if you can see if you can pull him off to some of the customers um horrible order intoxicated um probably a combination of intoxication and [music] opportunity pills >> where was he flying to? >> He's going to Chicago. >> We both booked in. >> Okay. So, he's all right. >> Folks, we're going to go about 10 minutes late tonight. This 22 minute video. If we have to skip forward, we may. But >> let's see this. Uhoh. >> Martin. >> Um, what's he doing with his tongue there? Uh, is he trying to eat flies? >> I don't know. >> He's also He also doesn't have his ticket cuz the g the guy in the high viz vest had it. >> Yeah, they Oh god. >> Who can fix it? >> Uh, you live in Florida or you live in Chicago? >> I can hear his liver screaming from here. I'm not going to lie, I'm digging the background noise. >> Is he peeing? >> Martin, you got to wake up. He's >> making a peeing face. >> It's hot over here at the window, too. >> I'm just really thirsty. >> How you doing? >> Okay, we got your ticket. Do you want to fly? Yeah. >> We got ICT coming, right? I'm going to ask for a few. >> Okay. Yeah, 11. If you have a few extra bodies, can you have them respond over here? Just routine. >> How you doing, sir? >> How you doing, officer? your ticket. >> Oh my god, he's gorgeous. >> Problem, officer. >> Can we call somebody for you to help him come pick you up? >> You don't even have your ticket anymore, buddy. >> Yeah. >> Say again. >> I don't need no stinking ticket. >> Do you need help? >> You don't have any business in here today. Put my little speaker. >> Yeah, he has a [ __ ] heart attack. >> Now I got three gloves. >> You're going to have a more in a minute, Martin. >> Oh, gloves are going on already. >> Do that. Okay. >> No. >> Well, would you want to touch him with your bare hands? >> If you do that, >> it's going to go. >> Would you want to nudge him? Hey, >> think about it. >> I I can hear I can alcohol from here. >> Don't be Don't be crazy. You can hear the wee thing from here. I got the worst gloves. That >> ain't going to work. >> Martin, >> come on. >> Come on, man. Rise to your feet. Let's go. Time to leave. >> Dude, you can't stay over here. >> You were not allowed to fly on your plane on the flight. They rebooked you for tomorrow. So, you have to leave the airport. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, let's go. Stand up. >> We will escort you out. You can get a taxi or an Uber or you can leave. >> Cannot stay here. >> Yeah, let's just go. Martin, >> come on. >> Don't make it. >> Doesn't have to be like this. >> Let's go get you a cab. >> It does. >> No. If you just get up and walk out the door, >> we're done. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Seriously, Martin, this your ticket. This your ticket, man. >> For tomorrow. Okay. There you go. Give him a moment. >> We just want to help you. >> We are. >> No. No. No. >> You need to help. You think he needs a chair? >> You don't You don't owe us. >> No. Get a chair. >> Martin, you want a chair? They're getting a chair. >> Martin, you want a chair to go out? >> Can you walk out of here? >> You can't walk out. We can wheel you out. >> The cops are so sweet to these people. >> Seriously, Jack here to help you. That is >> You're not You are so not >> okay. You have a family member we can call for you, right? >> Yes. It's like >> this your ticket. >> We got you a ticket. >> Yeah. >> But the flight already left. So you're not on this one. You're going to be on the next one. >> Yeah. >> So >> So you're going to you're going to come back tomorrow. >> I love country music. >> Get you a ticket. Okay. [music] >> That's your ticket. Okay. And we have wheelchair cam. >> Yes. Very wide wheelchair. >> My dad had one of those. >> Okay. You don't have to take it. >> Joshua likes to ride a cowboy. DJ, that's your ticket. >> Ride a cowboy. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Yep. [music] It's so cool. >> I had nothing. >> No, you haven't done anything. They just don't want you on the flight. >> I can't hear you. >> Come on, Martin. Come on, bugger. Come on, >> Martin. I'm going to put your ticket over here. Okay. >> You have a ticket for tomorrow. All right. >> I love Dan and Sh. >> Seriously, come back tomorrow. I love I love saying >> I love all the country music. >> The airline doesn't want you on the airline. That's all. >> All right. Let's go. >> Come on, man. >> Come on. You want me to grab this bag for you? >> Say again. How many minutes have they been trying to get him to move now? >> Yes. Very true. Quite a bit. >> What did he say? >> No. And it will not be reop. So you don't need to be on this side. Yep. Okay. >> So we're going to take you out to the unsecure side. >> No. And >> from there you can do what you need to do. >> Yes. She has. >> Yes. So let's go out to the unsecure side. >> Yep. >> Huh. >> Is that a refusal? >> Yes, I do. >> Yes. And a writing crop. And a writing crop. >> And that means you're going to go to >> And she knows how to use it. >> We need you to go outside the exit. >> And a tickle feather. Time to get >> You're going to end up getting in trouble, Martin. >> Why? >> Because you're not doing. If you don't, you're going to go to jail. >> You have no business on this side. >> You're not allowed to be on this side of the airport. >> Yeah, there's going to be more in a minute. >> There's going to be more. >> You're going to have done nothing wrong. >> You're not listening to us. What you're doing now is wrong. You cannot stay on this side. What you're doing is wrong. >> Okay. So, what do you want us to do? >> What you're doing is wrong. >> Uno reverse card. How can you combat that? >> Double Uno reverse. >> Because you look like you >> and we're not going to do that. >> Are you really? >> Yes. >> Really? >> Yes. >> No. >> Really? >> Grab your stuff. Let's go. >> You are. >> You can also your brother's the pup. >> No, we're not. >> How many times do we got to tell you, Martin? We don't want to fight. We want you to get up and walk out of here. >> Might get beat over here. >> Yeah. >> He could be the sausage king of Chicago. >> When we take him to jail, it's done. >> You're not listening. >> You keep refusing. >> You're trespassing. >> If you refuse, you're going to jail. >> Get an agent over here. >> Yeah, we're going to call him now. >> No, I got him. You want to call? >> You're refusing to listen to us. says that's what's wrong. >> Huh? Yeah. He's got him on speed though. >> Martin, we got you a ticket. You can fly tomorrow. You just can't fly today. >> Okay. >> The judge will say I >> The judge will say, "You should have walked up." See, I didn't wrong. >> Okay. >> I got the sexiest voice on earth right now. Get up and go. >> They've asked you to leave several times and you're refusing to leave. >> You're refusing to leave. That's what's wrong. I have not done anything wrong. >> You can't stay here though. That's what's wrong. >> Take you don't have a ticket to fly today. >> Closing time. >> Plane already left, my friend. They rebooked you for tomorrow. >> So get up and leave and you won't go to jail. >> This will be awesome. >> This is going to be awesome. >> He wants it. >> He wants to go to jail. >> All right. I'm waiting for BK. trespassing. I don't do anything wrong. >> Yeah, you're trespassing to leave. That's my >> Have you been arrested before? Yo, >> my phone. >> I got >> Martinudge. The judge will leave the >> All right. While I leave, I have your tickets not until tomorrow. They rebooked you. >> I don't think he's going to be flying tomorrow. >> Come back in. >> I'm calling. >> Yeah. >> Here we go. >> I'm just uh pants. I am in the grieving. >> Hey, we have like an incident over at Charlie 3. We have a >> Of course, he was kicked off of Spirit Airlines because he was protesting that his flight was delayed and they did not give him a voucher with enough money to include the two cocktails he had with his lunch. So, it covered lunch but not. So, there you go. That was uh we covered that last summer. impact >> person that was not he was denied boarding on a flight [music] United >> and uh he's refusing to leave. So we may have need an agent over here before we go hands on with him. >> All right cuz yeah he's refusing to leave. He doesn't have any reason on the secure side. So, >> all right. So, I don't know if you probably >> try to be nice to >> get married and you're going to go to jail. >> You're not going to be they're going to put you in flight in jail. I'm not going to be in jail. >> It's up to you. You want to do it the nice way to jail and fines. You're going to be put on no fly list. We're trying to be nice. >> I'll be unavailable. Okay. Yeah. Okay. >> Phil is apparently going to be screaming as the USA just got something called a red card. >> Okay. >> No, he deserved it. He deserved it. >> Okay. The USA got What is a red card? >> That means Well, the the player is sent off. So, the US has to play with 10 players. >> Oh, so he's It's an ejection. >> It's an ejection. Yes. It's a severe penalty. So, so what happened is the US player and the Bosnian player were engaged and the US player uh stepped on his ankle from behind. >> Oh jeez. Okay. >> Yeah. So, he deserved it. So, >> okay. >> I won't be traveling with Phil. >> I will be traveling with Phil. No, not at all. These guys are >> Okay. So, I see you want to take it the other way, right? >> Okay. You know, you you understand you're going to be arrested for trespassing. >> You aware of that you're trespassing. We've asked you to leave. You're not leaving. You're refusing to leave. >> Awesome. It's going to be awesome. >> Okay. >> Have I done anything wrong? >> Yes, you're trespassing. >> Have there six of them and you won't leave. Yeah, really do. >> I could be walking out. >> Really do. >> You are all going to be awesome. >> I used to have anxiety, TJ. >> I love it. >> But the older I've gotten, the less it's it goes away. >> I used to have anxiety until I gave her a good stripping and then that really took care of me. >> Oh, good lord. Bill. >> Bill. >> Red car. Red car. >> Minecraft server. [laughter] >> What? >> Red car. But this is not going to happen anymore. >> This doesn't happen. >> You have a flight. Just walk out. >> Hello. [music] >> These are all this. This Yeah. What a waste of service has been. >> Hey, >> remember Kingpin gym? >> Uh, no I don't. >> You're supposed to go, >> huh? >> Really? Knock something loose. >> Chicago, [laughter] scumbags. >> Really? I mean, come on. Really? >> Scumbags. >> Yeah. It's really what you want to be. Is this really what you need to do? >> Is it really what you really need? >> Uh you come back up you >> Yeah. >> I've done nothing. >> What's your accomplishment? >> Because you're going to go to jail. Once she comes, Listen to me. Once she comes up here and she tells you trespass, you're going to go to jail. >> What are you trying to do? >> One less chance to leave. You want to do that or no? Once she comes up and says you're dressed, you're gonna go to jail. >> You give up the anxiety. You >> okay with that? >> You can't control. You're gonna go to jail. That's what I found out. >> I'm gonna take you to jail. That's what I'm gonna call I'm trying to be nice and let you get out of here. >> I've given you one last chance. She comes through that jet. You're going to go to jail. >> You can walk out. >> You can walk out now. >> It's up to you. >> Good luck. >> Good luck. What? >> So you're you're refusing to get up and leave? >> No. >> I'm asking you. I'm trying to be I've been rationalizing very more than I been standing here 15 minutes. guy. This guy. >> You do understand you're going to go to jail >> for what? >> Trespassing. She's coming in here right now to give you one last chance to get up. >> You're going to refuse. I was right there with you. >> Congratulations on the proxy. >> All right. So, he was he was denied by United. That's what it got ridiculous. >> They gave him a ticket for tomorrow, >> but he has no business on the secure side now. >> Trespassing from me earlier. >> He has no business on this side. So, he needs to go out, but he needs to kind of scare the passenger. >> Okay. >> All right. Good. >> No problem. >> Let me get your uh >> cuz we're going to We've been dealing with him for 15 minutes. >> Okay. I'm just going to let my supervisor know that [music] >> going to trespass him for >> Yep. coming for you. You want >> to get yours? You get mine? >> Yes. >> He has an ID. >> Uh I haven't been able to get it off of him yet. He looks like he wants to fight. You're >> trespassing. >> Go ahead and take me. >> Give me one second. I'm going to call. Um let's see if they want to go ahead and go ahead and trespass him. >> Yeah. We're trying to get him to walk out, >> but he's not doing it. >> I think he should just use force. >> Huh? >> I think he should just go. We're trying to avoid if we need to trespass him so we can >> um they're trying to see do you want to go ahead and trespass them. Trespass this person. >> He's refusing to leave the side area. He doesn't have a ticket. >> So he's intoxicated here and on top of that he's not supposed to be here. >> He has a flight tomorrow. >> Yeah. For tomorrow. >> He was denied today a flight. So now he's >> he was denied today for the flight. So he has a flight for tomorrow. >> Yeah. Say something to me. >> Say something to me. >> His eyes are goofy. >> You're a piece of >> slap your ass. >> Oh, there we go. That's fighting words. >> You are the worst piece of >> Martin. Why are you being like that? >> Okay, perfect. Thank you. >> Why are you being like this? >> Because he's he's a horrible cop. Let's go. >> Stand up. >> There we go. >> There we go. Finally. >> Finally. >> They should have done that 15 minutes ago. >> It's okay, Martin. >> You're good. >> Yep. >> Put you in a wheelchair. >> Get up. >> Stand up. >> Sit him in this wheelchair right here. >> Sit down. Sit up. >> Sit down. Sit right here. There you go. >> Put your feet up. >> Put your feet on this. >> Come on. I want to shackle. Put your feet up. We don't want to shackle your feet. All right. Come on. >> Let's go. >> And we have wheelchair cam. A first. [music] >> Yeah. And I almost won on that. The only thing I could relate that that flying anxiety to before I used to have is when my daughter was very ill and I was having panic attacks, >> right? >> Like really serious. Like I thought I was going to die, >> right? >> Because I thought she was going to die. And my doctor prescribed it for me. I never took it. But I know anxiety is real. I really do. I understand that. It's terrifying. It's paralyzing. Yep. I understand it. >> I feel for this. It's gonna be awesome. >> Awesome. >> Sister, there's going to be big trouble. >> Awesome. >> You upstairs. >> Yep. Yep. >> I can't wait. >> Yeah. Anxiety is real. This is going to be the best ever. >> It's terrifying. >> Oh my god. Yep. >> It's terrifying. Dumb ass. >> I can't wait. Dumb ass is so in trouble. >> Yeah. >> Over there. >> I can't wait. I can't wait. You don't even touch me. >> Can't wait. >> Don't you touch me. >> Don't you touch me, aren't I? >> Can't wait. >> Big time. Really? You're going to go there? >> You're going to go there. >> What the is that? >> No. You what the sex you thought you touched me. Don't you touch me. >> What do you got in your pockets? >> You touched me, Jim. >> You guys stand them up. I'll check his pockets. >> Put the brakes on these tires. >> Put the brake on the tire. Stand up. >> That's like a Charger, right? The top car. How is he going to fit in the back? >> This is going to be interesting. >> He is a big dude. >> Yeah, he is. >> And he's apparently unconscious and luck with that guy. Yeah, that's headline. >> Jack manhandled man is having anxiety attack. >> Steven was his name. >> Can I take a picture of the ID? >> Uh, there is no ID actually. >> Really? Yeah. >> Okay. >> But you got it on this. >> It's on this. >> I'll take a picture of this, too. >> And he's got several credit cards with the same name. >> Yeah. >> Have ID? >> Yeah, he's got several credit cards with his name. Steven Elliot. >> How is he? >> No, he's got ID. >> It's probably in here. >> He didn't have it in his wallet. >> Stem. >> Oh, look at this. >> He's got Spike TV. Fight TV. Did I hear MMA? >> He was charged with disorderly intoxication and trespassing. >> Haven't heard that one a long time. >> Kind of makes sense. >> Well, folks, we're at the end of another night. I want to thank Miss Judy for being here with us. Uh, want to thank Pope Phil for not listening to half the show. >> You're welcome. You're welcome. USA still up one nothing 75 minutes in. We will miss you, Phil. We will miss you. >> Have a safe journey. We will miss you. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Yeah. And check in. Remember, you got to check in uh if you can. Can I still get the link so you can check in on your phone while your wife is grumbling at you during the drive? >> Yep. >> That's true. That's true. >> That's That's it. Uh with that, thank you everybody. Remember, I still have 18 vetos and >> Yeah. will come up with creative ways tomorrow. Creative ways tomorrow to make sure >> that the right outcome happens. Uh week of torture. >> Uh thank you to all who contributed to the week of torture. >> Gia, I have to ask something before we leave. Do you still have contacts with that guy who's looking to buy kidneys? [music] >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I might need to do something to stop these. >> Yeah. Yeah. Heat. [music] Heat. Heat. N. [music] Heat. Heat. [music] >> [music] [music]