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RCN Hangout: Becca & Phil Sitting in a Tree? Plus: Drunk Girl!

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Published: 2025-10-16T13:12:06Z · Video ID: ILOp9crvnBQ
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I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Real bad on the proud. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout. And I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip, drip, drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to say the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a betty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pension. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a baddie with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get booked. Now make a clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Hey, where my baddies at? Yeah. >> If you bad and you know it, shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, shaking when you show it. If you bad and you know it, they're shaking when you show it. If you bad and you know it, you shaking when you show it. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? >> Yo to the hoe to the yo Joe. I don't know. >> The intro the intro video was horrible on audio. >> Okay. >> And nobody's icons are showing up for me on the side chat. They are on screen with you but not for me. >> Okay. >> So weird. >> Yeah, that sounds like >> Yeah, I'm getting like the YouTube symbol. >> Yeah. >> On on the side chat here. >> Yeah, >> but on the you but that's usually how it normally is, right? >> I don't think so. >> No. >> Oh, >> I've got icons for everybody on both, but I'm backstage. Yeah, I'm on backstage, too. But the channel >> No, I'm on >> I'm on admin backstage. >> Oh, well, aren't you fancy? >> He's bast. >> Uh, >> oh, okay. I thought that was just another YouTube issue. And Bad can't share like just like me now. >> Yeah. >> Uh, >> yeah. YouTube started doing weird things about little uh 45 minutes ago for me. Thankfully, we had the newscast out. Uh it was released at 7:00. Anyone wants to kill 35 minutes? We updated all the stories since Friday. We've got um we've got updates, but we'll have a new update tomorrow. Basically, the update to the Christopher uh Cordova fraud or troll story is ignore everything that happened yesterday. Not nothing's going to count. They are getting rid of the Phil. You're giving us feedback. >> Okay. They are getting rid of the uh the motion to dismiss and they are getting rid of the uh default for fraud trolls wife and basically Cordova through Newman is going to do a new uh amended complaint and then they will decide if they're going to respond to that or if they're going to do another motion to dismiss. And yes, pants, YouTube is broken for just about everybody. So, this may be a short show because only like a couple of the drunk girl videos are working right now and the first one I can make work is only 10 minutes long. So, we're going to talk a little bit first, I guess. I don't know. Uh, >> and Phil, your goodie your goodie box goes out tomorrow. Oh, heavy. >> So, keep an eye out in probably four or five days. >> Okie do. >> So, >> NCR, update us on LIA, please, in the mysterious chopped up video this morning. >> Oh, yes. Uh, last night LIIA went live for about 25 minutes. A little bit over. >> 40 41 minutes. >> Oh, 41 minutes. Well, it's a little over 25. It's a little over 25. >> Well, well, when I first saw it, it was at 25 minutes, but I guess he went longer and chopped it up twice then because this morning when I went to go get a copy of it, it had been chopped down to seven and a half minutes. He had removed almost everything but the intro and outro of his video, including him speaking to the city council. Now, I do have a theory on why >> because it doesn't help his ghost. >> No, >> because he may have shown some nudity >> in that live stream. >> Wait, what? >> Yes. Apparently, one of the things that LIA is saying in that original live stream was one of the council members on their Facebook page had commented on a Facebook group page called Naughty and Nice Nudists. >> Uh yeah, right. and he was showing it and at one point had moved his hand where we could see a very very attractive female with what I can only describe as a lack of clothing. >> Not his wife. Not his wife. >> Not his wife. >> Okay then. >> And he said that came from Facebook. Now, I know Facebook's a bit like the Wild West back in the day, but not anymore. Like, you can't even show a a baby's bottom without getting, you know, suspended for three weeks. Happened to my cousin. Uh, Pants, we can see your chats. And uh yeah, I just tried YouTube just to pull up uh our chat here to see what was going on in the main window and it told me I wasn't connected to the internet. >> But but here's the funny thing. He's normally left in when he's chopped up these uh town hall meetings or city council meetings. >> He he could have learned I don't I think that story is malarkey. He wouldn't have taken out 30 something minutes for one little minute of naked people. >> True, but he removed like even his talking part where he addressed the city council. However, I was able to find a channel this morning that had a short of him >> beginning part of his rant to the city council. He's also claimed that he is getting ready to have a process server serve more people of the council waiting outside the door, which I found highly suspicious. >> No, the chat just disappeared. Oh, there it is again. My god, people. >> Yeah. Uh, >> don't you have enough money, YouTube? >> Yeah, Griffy is reporting the same thing. Uh, yeah, Pants just sent me a link. Yeah, YouTube outages in the last 24 hours and yeah, over 300,000 reported outages right now. So, >> good job, YouTube. >> Good job, YouTube. >> Welcome, Becca. Uh, you're better half uh paid for the name tonight. >> So, blame him, not us, for Phil and Becca sitting in a tree. A I S I N G. Oh boy, >> that she's in the room. Bill, give Bill, please give the invocation of >> my Thorn, give the invocation. >> Hello, Sir Griffy. Thank you so much for sharing the spam maiden packer with me. Yes, we are officially in a prop. Yes. And I'm so very grateful because the way kind wise words I hear as pleasing to have his thank you sir. Thank you. Now, uh, like I said, tonight may be a very, very short show because we're going to play videos if we can play videos. But if not, we I don't know. The one video, like I said, I can I can load is uh 10 minutes long. So, there we go. Uh, but let me Yeah. Yeah, it's been quite the day. We do have new whenever things actually uh if things actually come back up. Then uh we do have six new videos for you plus the newscast over on our main site. Uh and Phil, you you're you're feedback in again. I don't I'm not doing anything, so I don't know what that is. >> I don't know. It's you. Whenever it makes the sound, it's you. It's your your icon's going off. >> Okay. Uh but yeah, we've got six new uh six new stories up, plus the uh the wonderful newscast, and then we have this, which is a train wreck in in in process. Uh remember you can also support the show uh if you want to give us super chats. I hope that's still working. But uh let's go to the first video and see if we can actually >> play it. >> You you okay there, Gia? >> I just sneezed. >> I said bless you. >> My sneezes. Yes, it's allergy season for me. >> Allergic to gems. I see. >> An officer with the Key West Police Department was on patrol when he observed a woman that appeared to be intoxicated almost fall off of a rented moped. The driver was later identified as a 25-year-old named Kana who was an employee of the Monroe County Sheriff's Office and was attending the Corrections Officer Academy at the time of the incident. It's 266 0 Romeo Tango. It's a black scooter occupied one time. The occupant almost fell. >> Hi. >> Thank you, Pam. >> Uh, thank you, Becca, for the $2 super chat. It works. That almost fell. How are you? I'm doing good. >> You almost fell over there. >> No. >> Yeah. >> I'm talking about my girl. >> What's that? >> My girl. >> Your what? >> Turn that off. >> Of course. >> All right. Now, go ahead and hang up. >> I need you to hang up. >> I'm telling you to hang up. >> What's that, Phil? Is this Eric Harden's girlfriend? >> Matching mopeds. >> I'm not hanging up. >> Okay. So, I'm going to tell you one more time and then we're going to change the way this is going. >> My safety. I'm not hanging up. I'm about >> hang up the phone. I'm I will not >> I'm about to put you in handcuffs >> for what? >> For not obeying a lawful order. >> And what floor is statue? >> 77. Can I get another? >> Sir, get off the golf cart. Get off here. I'm not. >> I told you to hang up. You didn't. I told you to get out. You didn't. >> Stop pulling away. Yes, you are. You're pulling away. Yes, you are. >> I'm not resisting. Are you resisting? >> I'm resisting Becca's advances. >> Oh, he gave a $2 super chat just to be closer to you. That's all we hear. Phil, [Applause] >> what's that? >> I know photos. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Uh-huh. Good for you. >> Good for you. >> Law. >> I know the laws. >> Are you here alone? >> Somebody staying with you? >> I know my Florida side treats. >> Okay. >> You know your amendments? >> I do. >> Yeah. Good. Are you Have you seen Chile DiCastro naked >> tonight? >> Have you >> I saw you I saw you almost fall off of your off of your scooter there. >> Yes. Touche. >> That's a loaded question cuz she would have um taken a saber and ripped her own eyeballs out. And she >> Well, if she saw it on YouTube, she would need the Zoom function to see anything. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Uh, good lord. Let's see. Mid first Seattle 000. >> Yeah. I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out from you. I want to make sure you're okay. >> If that's the case. And then you stopped in the crosswalk over there. >> Excuse me. >> And you were coming to the red light. >> So are you >> so calm and so collective right now? Right. >> No, you're not. >> I'm so calm and collective right now. >> Am I leaning? >> Are you leaning? >> Yes. >> Well, yeah. You're leaning against. >> But that's what I asked. >> No, like to the side. >> What? What was that? You You want to see someone dance? You You want to see someone dance? Is that what you want? >> You want to dance? >> Dance, lady. Dance. >> You want to see someone dance? That's what you want. >> Another scoop. Is that what you want to do? >> Make it rain. >> I'll get you another scoop. >> I can't right now. >> Hold on. The vestal virgin took all my money. >> Sweet girl. >> Jim's got a dancer for you. Oh, yes I do. >> I don't want Jim's dancer. I will gouge out my [ __ ] eyes on camera. >> I've got a very special dancer for you. >> Oh god. >> Why is his gut bigger than his head? Jim, why did you make >> Why did you make a Denver version of Randy from Trailer Park Boys? >> It's It's You Well, at least you know it's DMA. At least you know it's >> dancing. I'm dancing. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm dancing. I'm dancing. >> Come on. He's a private dancer. A dancer for money. Do what you want him to do. >> Strong will do. >> There you go. >> I'm just saying, Jim, you are a disturbing disturbing man. >> Dear God, >> the sprinkler. The sprinkler. You should have him do the sprinkler. >> Telling you, he gets great joy out of this. He really does. >> What? What? >> Free out is his currency. lives in his mom's basement. Plays with animation too much. >> Dear God, >> hold on. >> Oh god. >> Let's see what this one is. I got cats knocking things over here. >> We don't need to see Rean. >> What? >> Oh, I've got a better one for you right now. I >> swear to God, Jim, you need you need a tranquilizer gun. >> What? What? Now >> to your house with a trank gun one day and you're just going to be like, "Huh?" >> Oh, come on. Where'd it go? Phil is cancelling my screen share. Thanks, Phil. >> You're welcome. You're welcome. >> He's doing it for the sake of the of the channel. >> Wait. Okay. Press H. Stop screen sharing. Now try it. Screen. Even that's not working right. There we go. >> Why is he doing the Fortnite dance? >> Because uh I I bought a pack of victory dances. That's better than >> And look how >> that's better than what DMA does. Really? It honestly is. >> Well, that is DMA. >> No, I'm saying the real DMA dancing. >> Oh, yeah. That's That's why I made him dance. That's cuz the real DMA is so horrible at dancing. >> Yes. >> Uh, thank you for the $2 super chat. Parson, can we marry NCR to AI characters? Uh, probably could. >> I will come up with an AI goth girl just for him to marry. I will find >> I will make one just for him >> in a black wedding dress. >> I don't know if we I can find a wedding dress, but if anyone wants to contribute to that fund. Yeah, sure. >> Whole black outfit. >> Big bazus. Um, why must she have big bazas? >> Because I like big baza uh goth girls or big bootied goth girls. Just go girls in general really. But but those two are added perks. >> So So you like girls with big bazongas is what you're saying. >> And big butts. I cannot lie. >> Much like the girl on screen right now, Phil. Dearly beloved we for this very special occasion to wonderful doctor >> to NCR afficionado. Oh cop girl for the sheriff's department who once wanted Eric Martin. Do you take NCR to be your lovely wedding you husband to finally get off that scooter? Yo, bro, you slam that little boy. >> You take the big crusted big booty mop rided woman to be your lovely wedding YouTube spouse daughter to at least >> I object. I object. >> I will take that bump any day of the week. [Applause] But why not municipal court? I now pronounce you YouTube husb. >> I bet you don't know. >> Yeah. >> Why is >> Can I call my mother? >> No. >> Why not? >> Because it said so fast. >> That's crazy. >> Okay. >> It's crazy. >> But you know your amendments, so we're good. That's crazy tall. >> Do you have any weapons on you? >> Can I call Deputy Hobson? >> No. >> Why not? >> Do you have any weapons on you? >> Crazy tone. >> I do not. >> Okay. Can we >> Can I call Oh, you you definitely can. Yes. >> Thank you. >> Can I call Deputy Herson? >> Still no. Sorry. >> Why not? >> Because you're not entitled to a phone call. >> She's my supervisor. >> Okay. Do you Where do you work at? >> Call Deputy Hogerson. You'll find out. >> Okay. >> Okay. Yep. LEO or something for MCS. >> Can I call Sergeant W? >> Yes. >> No. >> Like Sergeant Boy. >> Why would we call that? Why would we call Sergeant? >> Call him and you'll find out. >> That's I'm not going to wake him up at 4 in the morning. >> Oh, I bet you won't. Cuz guess what? Y'all are all all out of pocket. >> Why are we out of pocket? I'm going relax. >> Why are we out of pocket? >> I'm relaxing you. >> Why are we out of pocket? >> Call boy wins. >> Why do I I'm not I don't have to listen. You don't dictate what happens here. >> I'm not dictating anything. >> You are. You're trying to demand that I call somebody that I >> giving up suggestions. >> Okay. >> We're in the city. I don't have to call anybody. >> Okay. Florida statues. >> What about Florida statues? >> You tell me about that. >> I don't have to. Go ahead. >> Go ahead. What? >> Yep. >> Go ahead. >> Cuz every single one of y'all >> What about00? >> How are we going to stuff? >> You You won't know it's you. Call him. >> Okay. I'm not calling him like 4 in the morning. >> Yes. If you if you were in the police academy, would you say call my supervisor because they'll let me drunk drunk drive and I'll keep my job. >> Or would you be trying to hide the fact that you're in the academy? >> Uh I don't know. I can't tell you. I I know this one should be saying, "Well, I'm in the academy. This is don't instead of playing this game with these idiots." >> Yeah. like like oh you call this person and they'll tell you do you have to let me go cuz I'm going to be a cop like you >> and are you a cop? >> Uh PS uh yeah we would consider any uh what Gia had said to uh to retire that bit >> but yeah and >> and I will never marry again. And she will never marry again though. >> Marry again. >> Though we will take counter offers to keep it though. We >> Yeah, >> we should we should do one of those things like uh like uh Angry Vet tries to do where you have one fund for yes and one fund for no and whatever gets the most donations is the decision. The trouble with Angry Vet is neither fund got any money whatsoever during the time for donations. >> So, yes. Yes. >> Why must you torture me? >> Yes. Touche. >> An even numbered dollar amount means Zoe's a real dog. If it becomes an oddnumbered um donation, Zoe's not a real dog. Oh, there you go. >> Excuse me. >> Zoe is a real dog. Zoe is a real dog. >> So, keep it even. >> Uh I'm I'm not going to get hit by by Gia. >> We we're we're not going to do that. >> Watch it, buddy. >> We're not going to do that. So, but yeah. Anyho, uh, go back. >> Rebecca's moving to Australia. Alrighty, mate. >> There you go. >> Wow. >> Just to get rid of her love for me is so deep. She has to move to Austria. >> Yes. To prevent herself from from stalking you. Yes. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> Yep. >> I bet you won't, but I will. >> Correct. I'm not. >> You want to take me to jail? >> Wall is having a good video >> cuz I'm not going to sit there. >> Still first appearance. Yeah, it's normally how it works. >> That's how it works. >> Okay. Do you have anything on you that you're not supposed to have? >> Nope. >> Any guns, drugs, knives, any contraband? >> Nope. >> Once you get to jail, if you have something, it turns into a felony. >> Okay. It's a fair warning we give everybody. I don't have anything >> useful force or >> anything just resisting >> for resisting and I'm not resisting. >> Not anymore. >> When did I resist? >> I mean I wasn't here but I'm going to take a wild guess. >> You wasn't here exactly my point. >> Okay. So I'm going to take a wild guess and say that it was when you were stopped. >> That's wild. >> It is. It's a wild guess, right? >> Wild. Yeah. >> All right. So, I believe they're going to put you in the car. Okay. Well, you're going to be deputy. >> I know. >> I'm not moving. You are You are moving over there. You are going to get in the car. We're going to push you in the car. >> Call Deputy. >> Okay. Let's go. >> No. >> Call Sergeant. >> No. >> Call Mighty Mouse. Call Superman. Call >> There's a camera. >> Call Andy Kaufman. I swear he's still alive. >> Call Deputy Hover. >> No, >> you hear me? Okay. >> Bossy Bossy beat. >> Why? >> You're just going to hurt yourself. >> Why? But if you break anything, you'll get another criminal charge. So >> callison. >> No, >> we're not calling anybody. You're not calling shots here. >> Why not? >> Why are you really asking why you're not calling shots? >> I really am. Because yed up. >> What? We >> are up. >> Yes. Y'all done up. You done messed up. >> All right. Sounds good. You can think that all you want. That's cool. >> All right. >> So, just so you know, if you break anything in here, you'll get another criminal charge. So, if you want to stay in jail longer, you just keep it up. Well, okay. >> Uh, thank you, Phil, for the $3 super chat from the definitely not real church fund. >> So, is this the >> giving away church money? >> Yeah, but see, it's odd. So that means that he's saying that Zoe's not a real dog. [Laughter] >> See, I caught it. I caught it. I >> Zoe is >> I'm not saying >> I'm not saying anything about Zoe. Whether Zoe's a real dog or not. I'm just donating $3 from the definitely not real church fund. >> Okay. $3. >> Direct supervisor supposed to be >> my little fake dog. >> No. Okay. >> Who's your direct supervisor? >> Deputy Overson. >> Deputy Hover. >> She's She's refusing. So feels right. >> Deputy Overson. Only if Deputy Overson. >> Well, she's not going to be here. >> I know. >> That's how it works. >> Williams. >> Well, he's not going to be here either. >> So, she just refused. So, let's just >> You're not entitled to have them here. >> Yeah. I understand. >> I'm not entitled. I I get this. >> I'm going through the academy right now. >> I get that. >> That's why Hson's your drag chain of command. >> Yeah. >> Then you should have better standards later. >> I'm not doing anything without them there. >> Okay. >> Well, they're not your lawyers and >> they're not my lawyer. So, go ahead. Don't >> either call Chuck or call me as well. >> Okay. Well, now they're not going to hear you directly. >> Okay. I'm sure they told you. One of the things they told you is that you obey law enforcement, which you seem to know. >> What I learned is what I learned. >> Well, we're we're not teaching you anything right now. So, >> I said, "No, I'm being told right now." >> What were you talking? What were you told? >> You should know that because you should go through the same course I went through. I did. I worked in this jail. >> I worked in this jail before she did. >> That's cool. >> Can I got to read this to you? Okay. >> I am now requesting that you submit to a lawful test of your breath for the purpose of determine it alcohol content. Will you take the test? Yes or no? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Can you go home? >> What's that? >> Can you go home, sir? >> As soon as we're done here, you can call whoever you want. We're not calling anybody. We don't work for the Monro County Sheriff's Office. We do not have Deputy Hoverson's phone number, nor do we have Sergeant Boyd Williams. >> All right. Or Lieutenant Worth for that matter. >> Let your phone give a [ __ ] pull out. They're not going to let you use your phone itself, but to make >> Yeah. Bad company. That's just YouTube being insane right now. >> And then they're going to provide to you. >> What's that? >> In the end, KA was charged with driving under the influence and resisting arrest without violence. Over a year and a half later, her case remains ongoing. If you like this video and want to see more, like it subscribe to Arrest. >> Okay, let's see if this one works. This is the one that Phil submitted earlier. >> Well, that gal a year and a half later, her case is still pending, but is her job. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I'm sure she's been suspended. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. So, this is drunk 20-year-old tells officer she doesn't want a effing mug shot. >> Definitely a goth girl. Definitely a goth. >> Wow. >> 100% goth. >> On August 25th, 2024, an officer pulled over a 20-year-old college student who was driving without headlights. During the stop, the officer noticed the odor of alcohol coming from the vehicle and began conducting field sobriety tests. This is the body cam footage from that incident. [Music] 22 28 central 228 >> traffic stop Wadell at Village. >> Afternoon. To your driver's license, please. >> Yes, of course. Sorry. >> Is this your car? >> Yeah, this is my car. >> Okay. The for some reason the headlights aren't on. >> The tail lights are on but you don't have any headlights on. Yeah, it's not a car. Like I have like automatic if >> Hold on. Let me get my driver's license. >> It's locked in here. >> Then they should be on if they're automatic. It's dark out. Okay. So, what what's the deal with the lights? >> Um, they're broken. >> Okay. Yeah, cuz I saw you didn't have any headlights. Um, and then right here, you turned into the wrong lane. Were you distracted or something? >> Yeah. My friend was calling me and I was telling her I was declining her basically and I was just like spamming my phone. >> Okay. Uh, I'll be right back. >> Okay. Well, now her headlights work. >> So, you said, M, you said your lights don't work at all. >> Well, I just turned them on now. Well, I just turned them off a notch. >> Story number three. >> Okay. Well, they I I don't know. It's weird cuz when you came to the intersection, your tail lights were on, but your lights weren't on. Um >> 228. >> Well, they're on now. So, >> I am. Where are you headed? >> Home. >> 3 minutes. I have the >> How much have you How old are you? You're 20, right? >> Yeah. >> How much have you had to drink tonight? >> Actually, nothing. My friend blocked out and I drove her home and now I'm going home. >> Okay. You haven't had anything to drink? >> Oh, I had like one drink at 7, but >> Well, that's I smell. Go ahead and sit about here and talk to me for a minute. >> Yeah, of course. >> 28 central. I'm be out on a signal one. >> So, we have five stories now. >> I didn't drink. Well, I had one drink. The credit is blacked out. >> Headlights don't >> So, where do you live here in Athens? Hold on. >> So, you're on you live on >> where do you live? Like in apartments or at a sorority house or >> No, I live in a house. >> Okay. And you're headed back. Where are you coming from? >> I I'm coming from Well, I guess you wouldn't know. >> No, I was I wouldn't know cuz I'm not there. That's just why I'm asking. I just asking where you're coming from. >> Oh, yeah. I'm coming from Fiji. Do you know like the frat? >> Okay. No, you were at a frat party tonight. >> No, I wasn't. But I like stayed there for a while. >> No, I was. Okay. There was no party, but like I just like stayed there. >> Okay. So, you said you had one drink about 700 p.m. >> Yeah. >> So, you said she wasn't drinking? >> No. >> Okay. Well, what I want to do is I want to make sure that you're safe to drive this vehicle. >> Yeah. Fine. The way I do that is there's a few things I walked through, a few tests I had you do. Are you willing to do that? >> Yeah, of course. >> Okay. Um, >> NCR, buddy. I'm sorry you had to find out this way that your goth girlfriend is, you know, hanging out at the frat guy's house. >> I don't think he's with us right now. I think this one is a parson girl. Anyway, >> he's upset. He's upset. What can I say? >> I think this one is a parson girl, though. Hey, Victoria B. >> This one is a parson girl. A party girl. I agree. >> Parson. >> Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for a very special occasion. A to piss off pants because we're doing this again. And B to marry Parsons to this lovely party girl who's definitely down for his frat house. Party girl. You take parent persons to be your lovely wed YouTube spouse to honor cherish and to share your story sisters with your story straight girl again. You take this lovely woman to be lovely with a huge spouse daughter cherish and to share her beautiful bounty all around. >> Yes, >> that works. by the power vested in me by Alpat Omega at Iowa State University. I now pronounce you you two husband and wife, you may take care women of home person, >> have you had any recent head injuries? >> No. >> Any recent head injuries, Phil? >> Okay. Do you have them in? >> I do. >> Are they the soft kind or the hard kind? I don't >> I wear I wear a 450. >> Okay. So, I think they're the soft contact. They don't even make the uh >> Yeah, I have like I have pretty bad eyesight. >> All right. Well, turn towards me. Uh >> so, just put your feet together. I'm just >> Do you want to do you want to hold my keys? >> I'll just set them down right here for now. >> So, all I'm going to do right now is I'm just going to look at your eyes. Okay. >> All right. >> I'm going to have you just put your feet together. Put your arms at your sides. Stay just like that. Okay. >> Okay. >> Putting that there so I don't lose it. All right. Just follow my pen with your eyes and your eyes only. Keeping your head still. Okay. >> Okay. >> No, just your head. Just your eyes. Sorry. Yeah, just move your eyes. >> Yeah, just move your eyes. >> I'm just making sure they follow together. All right. That's all I'm doing is making sure they follow together. Okay. Just like that. Just keep your head still. Just move your eyes. Okay. >> All right. >> Try to keep your head still. I know it's hard. Just move your eyes. >> Sorry. Sorry. It's it's it's instinct. >> I know. Just move your eyes. It's fine. Just your eyes. There you There you go. >> Just your eyes, pants. Just your eyes. [Music] Hey, eyes are up here, Jim. I'll put you down there. >> Well, she's down there. Look how little she is. >> Why does Parson say I do, I do, I do? >> Cuz he just married her. >> We didn't marry you off cuz you were away from the keyboard. So, we married Parson to this beautiful 20-year-old college student who goes to frat parties and only had one drink, but she hasn't had a drink all night. >> No, it was not a frat party. She was just hanging out at the frat house. >> Oh, she was just hanging at the frat house. >> Yeah, >> hanging. >> Yeah. >> So, was sheer? >> That's better. >> And her her front lights weren't working. Then she turned them on. But doing it in an original Jeep. >> Yes. >> No need. >> Almost. >> Okay. >> Almost done. >> Bad. Bad. Bad. Thank you, Dave, for the $5 super chat. Uh, when the cops do this, I keep imagining those lizards that have the eyes that point in all different directions. million. >> Hey, nice nice job on the odd dollar super chat, Dave. Nice job. >> All right, straight up. >> Head down. Head down. That's fine. Sorry. >> Just All right. One more time. He's so little we can't even see her now. >> All right. >> You have any problem with your knees, ankles, anything like that? Can you walk a straight line? >> Yeah, I can walk a straight line. >> Okay. So, what I'm going to >> I sprain my ankle like seven times, but >> but do you have generally trouble walking a straight line? >> No. >> Okay. What I want you to do is I want you to Let's back up like a few steps. >> Yeah, of course. >> All right. Right there. Good. >> Of course. >> Okay. For now, what I want you to do, you're not actually going to walk yet, but you're going to pretend there's a line in front of you. Okay? There's not, but you can pretend. Okay? You're going to take your left foot, put it on a line, and take your right foot in front of it, touching heel to toe, and arms at your side, and stop. Well, for now, just get in the position. So, >> get in the position. >> Left foot down, right foot in front of it, heel to toe, just like this. >> Stay like that. Okay? Put your arms at your side. Put your right foot in front. Can you do like I'm doing? You're shaking all about. >> Yeah, I just have really bad coordination, but I'm trying to be like fun. >> Okay. Do you don't have to do this. Do you want to try it or not? >> Well, what do you mean I don't >> I only take >> You don't have to do this. I'm just asking I mean, if you don't think you can do this, it's your choice. But I'm asking >> I can do it. I just have bad coordination. What do you mean I don't have to do it? >> You don't have to do this. You don't have to do what I'm asking you to do. These are voluntary. >> So, what I'm saying is if you don't think you can do this, you don't have to. >> No, I can do it. Okay. I'm just saying like noted. >> Okay. Well, that's fine. A lot of people aren't. So, take your left foot, le put your right foot in front of it. >> Heel to toe and stay just like that. Okay. So, when I ask you to uh Yeah, just like that. But no, don't start yet. Don't start yet. >> So, for now, >> leave your left foot where it is. Take No, let leave your left foot where it is. >> Take your right foot, put it in front of it. >> Heel the toe. Stay just like that. Okay. Yeah. >> So, watch what I do. I'm going to ask you to take nine heel to toe steps down this line. >> Uh, turn like I show you. Take nine heel to toe steps back. It's going to look like this. One, two, three, except you go all the way to nine. After your nine steps, use your back foot to make a series of small steps to turn yourself around. And then take nine steps back the other direction. As you do this, you need to watch your feet, count out loud, keep your arms at your side, and don't stop walking at any time. Can I tie my shoe now that you asked me? >> Yes, you can tie your shoe. >> Well, this one's easier to tie. >> This is a little bit This is a little bit embarrassing to admit, but I think it's cool when I have untied shoes, so give me a second. >> Okay, that's fine. >> I think it's cool. >> I don't put through. >> NCR, do you think it's cool? >> No. No, I don't. >> Would you like to be married to this girl, NCR? >> No. >> Who just almost fell over trying to tie her own shoes? >> I can't stop growing right now. Give me a minute. >> Well, that's cuz you think the girl's so hot. I understand. >> No. >> Yes. What was the final count on the um Ki Palooa? >> Uh I think 36. >> Yeah, we got 36. We married NCR off 36 times. >> Okay. >> It's not because I'm infatuated with this one. It's cuz I got Ora Gel and Hurricane Gel at the same time on my two. >> Okay. So >> that stuff is numbing. >> You're in love with the stripper. That's right. He's in love with the stripper. >> That's like not to let out mounds of fiber. There's nothing wrong with stripping your essential work. >> Well, this one's going to have to go inside because >> What is she doing? >> All right. >> Okay. >> Let me put this in so you at least don't trip on it. basically the end of the shoe. It can't go in the hole because it's like straight. >> Okay. Well, I'm going to show you this one more time since we took a little break. Okay. You got to get in the position. Leave your left foot where it is. Take your right foot and put it in front of it touching heel to toe. Arms at your side. Stay just like that. >> You're going to take nine heel to toe steps down. Turn like I show you. Nine back. One, two, three. Except you walk all the way to nine. After the ninth step, leave your front foot where it is. Use your back foot to make serious small steps. Turn yourself around and take nine steps back the other direction. Watch your feet. Count out loud. Keep your arms at your side and don't stop at any time. Do you understand? >> All right, I'm down. >> Do you understand? >> Of course I understand. >> If you understand, go ahead. >> Count two. >> Yeah, I'm counting on the left. >> Yes. >> All right. >> Do you want to start again? >> Yeah. >> All right. >> One left. >> Left foot on the line. >> One, two. >> Arms at your side. >> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Three. >> Four. >> Fail. >> Five. >> Fail. >> Six. Seven. >> Fail. >> Eight. Nine. 10. >> Fail. R. Control your woman. >> Am I supposed to keep going? >> Yeah. Turn like I showed you. >> Oh, sorry. >> Take nine steps back the other direction. >> One, two, >> bail. >> Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. >> That's fine. All right. Come over here. One more thing. Uh, you think you can balance on one foot? >> Yeah, I can. >> Okay. I'm going to show you. This is the one last thing I'm going to ask you to do. Okay. >> Can I do my left foot on the lefty? >> You can do whichever one you want. So, >> so for now, just put your arms together down. Feet arms say just like that. >> When I ask you to, not yet, but when I ask you to, I'm going to ask you to pick one of your feet. Doesn't matter which one. You're going to pick it up. You're going to hold it about 6 in off the ground like this. You're going to look at your toe and you're going to count 1,00 1,002 1,003 so on and so forth. You see what I'm doing? You see about how and then you're going to keep counting. Not not yet. Not yet. >> So, like I said, I'm going to tell you when to begin. So, just watch what I'm doing. Okay? You'll pick one of your feet. 1,002 1,003 1,004 so on and so forth. Arms at your side. Now, if you happen to put your foot down, you just pick it up and keep going. Okay? You think you can do that? Of course. >> Okay. You count out loud. Watch your feet. Keep your arms at your side. Okay. >> Hold on. I'll tell you when to go >> and you go. You you you keep it up there until I tell you to stop. Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. You ready? Get in the ready position. >> Keep it up there until I tell you to stop. >> Begin. >> 1,00 1,002 100,00 Okay. Fail. >> Keep keep going. What am I going What number am I going >> until I tell you to stop? >> Okay. 1007 1008 1009 123 1 1400 All right. >> All right. That's fine. That's good. That's good. 18 1 >> No, no, that's not Hey, so so you told me before that you only had one. What What was the one drink you had about 7:00? >> I had a high noon about 7:00. >> Okay. Okay. And that's all you've had? >> Yeah. >> Uh-huh. >> Okay. Based on what I'm seeing, what I'm smelling from your breath, I I don't believe that to be true. Okay. I I do think you've drank too much to be safely operating a vehicle. Okay. So, with that being said, I am going to place you under arrest for DUI. Okay. >> So, what you need to do is you need to put your No, put your arm behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. You are being placed under DUI at this time. Okay. Um It's 2:40 in the morning. You have my ID, right? >> Yes, I have your ID. Um, so like I said, you are under arrest for DUI and I'm about to read you something in a second about the DUI. Now, do you have any sober friends that can come get your car? >> No. >> Yeah, >> they haven't been drinking. >> Well, do you Well, the reason I ask is cuz if you don't have a sober friend that can come get your car, I might have to tow it. But we'll we'll think about that in a minute. >> Good luck with that one. >> Just sit on the front of my >> Is there any possible way I can get out of this? Is there any possible way? >> No. I I I believe not safe to be operating the vehicle, so you're not going to be able to get out of it. Okay. But there's more to this. So, I need to read you something. >> Is it over $1,000? >> There's no money right now. There's no monetary amount. That's not a concern. I I don't want I don't want a [ __ ] jail picture. I don't want to >> I understand it. It It sucks, but you have been arrested for DUI and you I want to confirm this. You are 20 years old, right? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I need to read you something. I need you to listen to me. Okay. >> The state of Georgia. >> Am I going to die? >> Why are you going to die? >> Am I Am I going to get >> No, hold on. Just listen to me and I'll tell you everything that's going to happen, man. I don't even know. I forgot. What's your first name? >> Amelia. So, Ameilia, I need you to listen to me, okay? >> I do. Please, please, please, please, please. >> But just listen to me real quick, please. >> Would you listen to me? I have to read you this, okay? >> The state of Georgia has conditioned your privilege to drive upon the highways of this state upon your submission to state administered chemical test of your blood, breath, urine, or other bodily substances for the purpose of determining if you are under the influence of alcohol or drugs. If you refuse this testing, your Georgia driver's license or privilege to drive on the highways of this state will be suspended for a minimum period of one year. Your refusal to submit to blood or urine testing may be offered into evidence against you at trial. If you submit to testing and the results indicate an alcohol concentration of 0.02 g or more, your Georgia driver's license or privilege to drive on the highways of this state may be suspended for a minimum period of one year. After first submitting to the required state test, you're entitled to additional chemical test of your blood, breath, urine, or other bodily substances at your own expense and from qualified personnel of your own choosing. Will you submit to the state administered chemical test of your breath? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, you'll go take a breath test. Okay, we'll go do that. Um, >> no, please. I cannot. >> Well, we're going to go take a breath. >> I can't afford it. I can't afford it. >> Listen, we'll worry about all that. >> No, I can't afford it. I don't I don't want to get like in jail. I don't want That's why I care. That's why you would not listen. If if you end up going to jail, you will be separated. No one You won't be by You won't be by any men. I promise you that. >> Please, please. >> If if that's what ends up happening, you won't be by any men. >> Am I going to Am I going to die? >> No, you're not going to die. Get in here for me. >> You're going to die. >> Are you sure? >> Yeah, I'm sure. >> I don't I don't want to go to jail. I don't want to get people right now. We're just going to Right now, we're just going to to the to the police department to take a breath test. That's all we're doing right now. Just go ahead and get in there. >> Oh, this is uncomfortable. >> Yeah. Well, turn sideways if you have to. However you got to get comfortable. She's got something in her bra. >> Oh no. >> She says it's credit cards or something. It's like something square. >> Is it still in there? >> Not Did we arrest you this way? >> No, I wrote you a ticket, didn't I? A silver dollar. >> What? Did you take it out? She had something square right there in her >> credit card. Oh god. Please don't tell me I lost it. Please. >> Well, it might have fell in the back of the car. >> Okay. >> Oh, you got >> Oh, that's what I thought it was. >> Is that your fake? >> That's a great wallet. It's just a friend. It looks like >> Well, you have another ID that says you're older 21, but that's fine. >> Oh, >> both of them are mine. >> Both of them are not yours. >> No, >> this is you, though. >> Is it because I take the other day? >> You're Amelia, right? >> Yeah, that's me. >> Okay, Amelia, what's happening now? They're using the machine right now. When they're done, >> I don't want to get to jail. I'm nervous. I'm >> Well, this is not jail. This is the police department. be here with me. I don't want anyone I don't want to be like with weird people. >> Well, there's I'm the weirdest person here right now. You're not going to be around any weird people. I promise. >> I can't I can't I can't be with weird people. >> Stand up and come in here. >> Yeah, of course. >> I don't want to say they're blue. If I wear a picture, they're green. >> I'm opening this breath tube. I'm going to put it on here. I need you to put your lips around just that part and give a deep breath and blow. You got to keep blowing. Keep blowing. Don't stop. Keep blowing. Keep blowing. Almost there. There. That's good. That's a sample. We got a sample. You got to fill that blue thing up. All right. So, go have a seat. It's going to run itself through the test again and we'll take one more. >> Wait, can you take these off me? They're giving me anxiety. >> I can't do that. Not right now. >> Sorry. All right, it's going to be like five minutes. It's going to run itself through some more test and then we'll take one more sample and we'll then we'll talk about everything that's going to happen from here on out. Okay, >> the skirt is killing me. >> I don't have to take a blood shot, right? >> Not right now. You don't know. >> I don't want to do that. Can't think of that. [Music] I won't. >> All right, go and stand up and come in here. >> All right, come stand in. Stand up. >> All right, give a sample just like last time. You got to fill up that blue thing. Okay. >> All right. >> Take a Yep. Take a breath. >> Ready? >> Yep. >> Keep blowing. Keep blowing. >> All right, it's good. >> All right, go have a seat. I'm gonna print it out. We'll see what it says. >> All right. >> All right. They're printing out now and then we'll see what they say. >> Okay then. [Music] 24. >> Wow. [Music] >> 24. >> All right. >> Damn. >> So, one drink. >> Listen, listen. Listen. So, you are 20. So the legal limit for you is 0.02. The legal limit for any driver is 0.08. Your results are a.243. You are three times the legal limit for an adult. So you had no business driving a car. >> So I'm going to take you to jail and I'm going to book you for DUI. >> Driving without lights. Okay. >> Yep. Yep. >> So here's here's what happens. You're not going to be put in a sale with the man. You're going to go in there. You'll get to use the phone. They'll take your fingerprints. They'll take your picture. You'll call somebody and you'll get to bond out. You might be in a holding cell with other drunk college girls, but you're not going to be near college. >> Uh, if you can have somebody that sounds like a service we should be providing to Mr. Parson. >> Damn. >> Locking him in a cell with drunk college girls. That's right. >> Drink. >> That's right. >> Yeah. And uh >> good news for you, Jim. >> What's that? >> The Sea Chickens are down three to two. >> Uh wrong wrong team name. They're the Mariners and we are down three. Yeah, I know. I'm watching the thing. We had B. >> What's that? >> Uh just had a two out double. Uh, so it's now five to two. >> Okay. Okay. I don't care. I'm going to bed after this. So, >> you know why I'm rooting for Toronto? >> Uh, because they eliminated the Yankees and you love the Yankees. >> No, because a BJ is better than a Marin. >> There you go. >> So, here's how. If you want, we can call your parents. They can call a bondsman or you can try to call your friends. I'll help you do whatever we need to do to get you out. Okay? But you had a lot to drink tonight. You should not have been driving a car. >> Um, >> and you'll get a copy of this, but these are your results. The first time you blew 256. Second time. 243. Okay. >> So, like I said, you are going to go to the Clark County Jail, but they will they will protect you. Okay? They won't let you. You're not gonna >> You cannot get a gun. >> Well, you're gonna get a mug shot. That's required. Everyone that goes to jail has to get a mug shot. I mean, that's not my rule. That's That's like the rule. >> After being booked into the jail, she was charged with multiple offenses, including driving under the influence in underage possession of alcohol. Court records show that she ultimately pleaded guilty to DUI, alcohol. The remaining charges were either merged or dismissed. Thank you for watching. Please like and subscribe for more police body cam video. Stay safe out there. And that's it for us tonight, folks. Uh thank you, >> fake dog. >> Thank you for hanging with us while YouTube has been been crazy tonight. Uh anything left from the panel to say besides >> good night? >> YouTube sucks. YouTube sucks. And good night. >> YouTube sucks. for a good stereo to make the sounds of a fake dog. >> And so you'll belly up for me. [Laughter] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Hey, heat. Hey, heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] All right, everybody. Thanks for joining us. We enjoyed having you. We hope you enjoyed the show.