God bless my breath in these runs. I too short [music] to play a speed run. Only give no option to rerun with Babylon going too high to reach [music] down the earth's car race only to run from better says [music] living in the moment. I ain't worried about none. I'm straight [music] chilling back against the wall to acquy [music] price on my head and sporting a few children suicide missions whenever I'm feeling I'm built different with no ceiling sunshining on me boy I'm different go yeah yeah come on come on let's go I don't know what comes but I could [music] I refuse to be. There's no fear in my chest. Hit the B of [music] my stairs. Walk away from the pain I've been through. This feeling I'm feeling is brand new. This is the moment I break through. [music] I ain't really hustle homie. I can't go in the pocket like you asked for it. [music] Then I saw you move the target like a mador. Come on. I'm ready to go get it like a Labrador. All day [music] and I'm tired of the Tug War. Broke off the leash and I ain't going back no more. I better like be more. Hold up. Let me reset. [music] Living in the matrix. Use the sequence. I crack the code. Popped out the subet. Walk around like I found a 20. That's a D in the moment. [music] Did you notice that enough? You can put the pressure on me. I ain't dropping one. Used to be stress hard [music] like a drum set. Rest. Let it go. Everybody need a refresh. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. I know, but I [music] couldn't let I refuse to be stressed. There's no fear [music] in my chest. He over myself. Walk away from the pain I've been through. This feeling I'm feeling [music] is brand new. This is the moment I break through. I don't know what comes [music] in, but I couldn't care less. There my chest move. [music] Walk away from the pain of this feeling I'm feeling is brand new. This is the moment I break [music] through. >> Hello everybody. Yes. >> Hello. Hello. Hello. >> On the screen. Uh hello everybody. Good morning, evening, afternoon, all that wonderful stuff. Why do we lose Touche? Okay, let's try this. >> I don't know. I don't know. >> Oh, she's right there. >> I'm there. >> Okay. Hello, folks. Uh, and Sierra's going to be a few minutes. We've got a lot to talk about. I will be shaving my head about 8:30. Unfortunately, we put up the new the new Grift at the bottom of the screen. Jim is going bald around 8:30 p.m. Eastern. And if we were to raise 150 more by that time, he'll shave his beard. Another 150 after that. >> That's That's an impossibility. No, you're never going to raise 150 to shave your beard. >> Well, he'll shave his beard and eyebrows. Well, before we even went public, some evil rat bastard donated >> $150. So, I will be shaving my beard as well as my head. >> Oh my god. >> I'm surprised. I am shocked. I am shocked. Who would do that? Who What evil type of person would do that? >> Yes. Yes. What evil people would do that? So, if we raise 150 bucks by 8:30, I will also shave my eyebrows. Good lord. >> Uh yeah, Randy, yes, I do take Venmo. You have my Venmo. I know that because you are an evil evil evil evil person. So yes. Anywh who uh and because I announced on the show. So holy man, >> I'm so sorry Jim. I am so I I just hate it here. I really do. >> These people are so mean to you. I just you know it's just terrible. It's terrible. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, sure. I even get the big screen here. Uh, so we got a lot to No, it's all going. It's all going. Yes, sail. Uh, he's leading us straight to hell. >> Yep. Yep. >> Straight to hell. But we we are going to get some leeway if this is another short month. Anywh who, uh, we've got a lot to talk about today. Uh, >> I I have an announce I have an exciting announcement. >> Well, first let me make my announcement that two of the rad bastards on our established panel have also >> and Gia wasn't me. >> Wasn't me. Hope Phil and probably Ged set this up ironically because I've had discussions about this in the past with both of them over the past week. That of jury duty. >> Oh. [laughter] Oh yes. I have complete control over that. >> Yes. >> Yes. I have been called for jury duty. I have to I have to Oh, thank you, person. Thank you. That uh uh he says, "Remember that old thing with the picture of the guy who had metal shavings and used a magnet to give him a beard? Jim looks like that guy." So, that means I look I look like Kevin from the office. That's what he's saying. I look like Kevin from the office. Uh [sighs] anyway, yes, I have been called for jury duty. I have to see Let's see what it says here. >> Yeah, I have I am I am All I have to do is make a phone call and that happens, right? >> Yes. >> I have to start See, it's weird in Pennsylvania. You have to You get You get this summons in the mail and then you have to start calling every night. >> Yeah. It's the same in California. And and of course everybody calls immediately and you spend two hours the busy signal and they have to call. >> Yes. >> Because there's round Yeah. There's rounds of jury. So they'll show up every day and if they don't pick people, you need to show up. You know what I mean? It's a >> a process of elimination. Yep. >> Yes. And I also learned last time where I was unintentionally late to be as late as possible. So they you get thrown in an overflow room and they never took you. So >> y >> that's what I've been bitten. >> Well, as long as there's donuts, that wouldn't be bad. >> Okay, I'm back. >> We We don't even get donuts. We We just get >> It did have a private bathroom, though. So there's private bathroom. >> So yes, folks, we are looking for donations to get another 150 bucks and I'll shave my eyebrows on top of everything else. [sighs] >> That will look good. Did you >> I got called for superior [laughter] court. I was kind of excited. Superior court. >> Yeah, this is just >> Yeah, I got called to superior court and of course >> fancy. >> Well, I love it because it's so close and it would have been, you know, a felony or something big. Yeah, I would have loved it, but I got sick so I didn't go. [sighs and gasps] >> Okay. Also, please remember due to the conspiracy between two panel members, I'm on camera for the rest of the week. >> Goody. >> Did I miss the shaving? >> No, not yet. >> We told you it's 8:30. If we we're we're we're going to talk about everything that's going on today and then we'll do the shaving at 8:30 and Phil can go crazy with whatever he has planned tonight. >> Oh. Uh, Bill, apparently a goal was set last night that was met, >> but you did not acknowledge it. >> Uh, yeah, we're uh my baddies back or not is not coming back apparently. Or is it coming back? >> I believe it's not coming back. >> Okay, I saw that we achieved that goal last night. >> Thank god. >> So my baddies my baddies is not coming back. Despite >> Daddy's has gone the way of Coke Dog. Yes. >> Let me go here. Shave his beard and eyebrows. There we go. Oh, good lord. Thankfully, we don't have a a uh big raid because we lose them completely. >> [sighs] >> So, we've got a lot to talk about tonight. And uh guess what, Phil? Take it away. >> I have a very special announcement. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. >> And what's that announcement, Phil? >> I am running for Congress in Iowa's third district. >> Wow. >> I'm going to be an independent and I promise I'm going to film live on the floor of the House. Yes. >> Even though CNN spand already does that. >> So So you're running for office. >> I'm running for Congress. >> I'm making my announcement to run for Congress. >> Yes. >> I feel this strange urge coming over me. I feel like I'm changing. >> I am financing it. Yep. >> Y I have backers. I have backers a wellfunded campaign. Would it be my approp would it be appropriate for me to change >> myself right now? June. >> Sure. >> Hey June. >> Hey June. Hey June. >> Uh yeah. So in real news, Long Island Audit inspired Phil because Long Island Audit announced that he will more than likely be running for New York's first district Congress in >> He had nothing to do. He had nothing to do with it. I came up on this all on my own. All on my own. >> Since you're running for office, I'm going to audit you now. [laughter] >> Oh, good lord. Uh, yeah. So, he announced that he doesn't like the current guy in office and that, hey, 2J is back. That he will be running to fill that position as an independent. did say that he uh was thinking about running as a Democrat then switching to an independent after he gets in office just so he can laugh at the Democrats. >> Uhhuh. This is a uh which is a good way to run a Democratic campaign announcing that. >> Yes, that's announcing in advance. I I think this is a new method of his to try to get more money because >> he has been having a massive argument and a spin out between people who have disagreed with him over the last few live streams. >> Well, even the uh bread and butter when he did his air his uh Houston airport audit, which he knew he'd be he'd get kicked out of, that didn't bring in money. That that has not helped. He made like 50 bucks yesterday or something like that. It was close. >> I did better than him apparently. Then >> it's Well, it wasn't GoFundMe money. Remember, I only count GoFundMe money. Uh he still makes he still makes uh contributions from his >> uh his live streams and all that. But >> yeah, his GoFundMe has declined completely since Friday when he started making those comments. you know, you can unsubscribe now. You don't have to announce it. Uh, for every 100 I lose, I'll make a thousand more. yada yada yada. So, yeah, he uh I mean, he doesn't care at this point. He really just doesn't care. >> I think I think he's trying to tank his channel just to rebrand the channel or he he I don't know. or he's an arrogant prick who can't help himself. >> That too. >> That too. Uh he also announced that he is trying to get the when he's in Congress he will get the 1083 law which prevents you from or 1983 law which prevents you from suing federal agents uh amended so you can sue federal agents. And just like that, he able to sue the border patrol >> that he threatened to sue but realized he couldn't last over the past three weeks. >> Yeah, that'll never happen. But okay, >> his rights were personally violated, remember? And he has to sue about it. So, >> huh. >> I I honestly think that last video he did on Border Patrol really hurt him severely with the trust of his followers. >> Oh, yeah. because everybody in his side chat, not side chat, but a comment section was questioning the velocity the ver the validity of that video because he's saying that they did a thorough search of his person, but yet they did not find the secret recording device, >> right? Which was his glasses, >> which they seized. They took his glasses, >> but I guess they were still recording. I don't know. But though the recording, if you listen to it, it's the same stuff that he had already released. There was nothing new on it. It was secret, you know, secret. >> I I I covered it in my last live stream I did on him from the uh ice facility in Minnesota. Hey, you better. >> There's a point where the audio changes pitch on him and it sounds completely different like it was computerenerated. >> Oh wow. >> He manipulated. No. >> And he's been using Groank AI to do his background. So maybe he used Grank to possibly edit the audio. I would not put that allegation out there, but I >> a this is just this is just my opinion of what I think happened with the audio. >> Speculation. Sheer speculation. >> Hey, Michael Wyatt. >> I just find it odd that that audio is just very very >> questionable. Right. Uh, in other news, Chile Castro pulled in a $1700 donation today. Uh, he is well on the way to making his five grand he's looking for. He's changed his story. He's no longer looking to hire the uh prep person. It's for his expenses at uh his expenses when he's at trial next week. >> Oh, how convenient. >> He's also upped it to $7500. He wants 7500. >> So, yeah. Uh Chile Castro also had a uh scheduling meeting today, which is the last meeting before the trial next week. remember he's putting the LVMPD on trial. It's unclear the there was no direct ruling on what was in what was out. Uh we'll see if they release it tomorrow, but uh some of the things that the LVMPD were asking for were completely denied. The strangest thing was uh them asking or them uh asking Chile to testify about or not to testify about his uh damages from the alleged groin strike and the alleged ulner nerve stuff was denied as moot. So there you go. Something's going on with that one. So, I don't know. Uh, Chile also replied to Josh Abrams's motion to dismiss the uh lawsuit against him. Uh, I haven't read that yet. That just came in before we went on the show. Uh, Chile filed his own responses and pleadings. Uh over on our Discord server, somebody made a uh made a hilarious parody of Chile's uh instructions to the jury. I believe it was that the judge >> No, Guadir. Guadir. >> Oh, the Voyer. >> Guadir. Yeah. The questions. >> They also >> They also did the other one that the judge was supposed to read. >> Hysterical. >> Yeah. >> Yep. basically asking if calling all the police, replacing all the police with jack boot thug pegs. >> Jack boot thug pig. Jack boot. >> Yep. >> Yes. Uh >> or a uh >> idactic. >> Yeah. Whatever. >> Autodidactic. >> Yeah. Autodidactic. Brilliant Mensa member. Yep. >> Well, at least this one didn't mention his dog's feelings. >> [laughter] >> Yes. Ah, good Lord. Oh, good Lord. >> He's got pains here and suffering there. >> Yes, he does. Yes, he does. He He's He's giving us all pains and suffering. >> Uh, we also had, let's see, Angry Vet is confirmed he's in jail because he was convicted for the trespassing incident that we reported on. We were the only ones to report on this back in August where he uh someone a a a deputy blew by him going 100 million miles an hour without his lights and sirens on. He tracked the guy down to his home. >> Got into a verbal altercation, was told to leave property. He did not. >> Brilliant. >> Cops showed up. charges were pressed and then angry vets the next day goes to uh goes to file a complaint about the officer and is thinking that there's a war uh a warrant out for his arrest and he's really swirly >> it wasn't real Randy >> what's not >> the autodidactic thing it was all it was all It was all a big joke. >> Okay. So, angry vet uh basically they put a warrant for his arrest out same day. He was taken into custody and has been quietly been going through the motions for this trial and he was ultimately sentenced to 90 days in jail in a Cecil County uh Maryland or Cecil County detention center in Maryland. So there you go. I know his friends are asking for massive amounts of money. Uh he can only spend $75 in commissary a week in that facility. >> So if you're going to donate, don't donate too much. >> You know, >> a spend a penny a day, you can keep him in ramen. >> I spend more on wine in one day than that. >> He doesn't need ramen noodles. He needs quality protein, people. sent him quality protein. >> Quality protein. >> Oh, yeah. I was chilly while he was in jail. Sorry. >> Yes. Yes. Good lord. Uh, what else do we have? We've got Oh, fraud troll has a new attorney. >> Yes. >> Uh, superstar superstar Steve Bondrin has been removed. They are substituting him out for what was the guy's name? I just had his name. I know. I'm calling him sensational Simon something or other. >> Lynn, I believe. >> Yes. Sensational Simon Lynn. S I National. Sensational. Uh, we'll see how far this guy does. Merv had something on him with a couple of ethics problems in the past that the guy was briefly in trouble for. Hm. Yeah. Uh there is I'm concerned cuz I mean the the uh firm he's working for does flat fees for nonlitigation. So I'm starting to think that it might not be as prestigious as we might think. But we'll see. I'll take a look at that tomorrow morning when we're doing other stories. Uh yeah. >> What do you got? >> No, we didn't. Randy. >> Oh, Randy, >> don't make up stuff. >> Randy. Yeah, >> Randy. >> Anywh who, uh NCR, what do you got before we go to the glorious shaving? Uh, Furry Potato released a video today that I have not released yet. I'll be releasing it tomorrow of >> Furry Potatoes Alive. >> Yes. >> Yeah. I was going to say I haven't heard I haven't heard much from Furry Potato in a while. >> Furry Potato was detained and was going to be cited and almost arrested due to an incident happening at a California school. >> Oh, wonderful. In said video, Furry Potato claims that she wishes that the officers would hurt her or use force upon her so she could sue for more money. >> Even better. >> I will have the full video released tomorrow. Uh, it's already been recorded. I just have to do the finishing touches. But auto world's been pretty quiet other than that and the whole LIA burnout. >> Uh yeah, and the Chile stuff. So, >> but it's uh actually I did not watch the whole thing yet. Uh Rean Benson was having a hissy fit last night in the Englewood City Council meeting. >> How unusual. How unusual. >> Well, actually, no. She has not been going to those cuz she's suing them. >> So, this was unusual for her. She hasn't been there in months. And uh, of course, she was upset because she thought she saw someone recording from his seat when in real reality it looked like he was watching the video of the video feed of the city council on his phone because both his hands were covering up the camera of his phone. So, I don't see how he could record through his fingers. But that's just me. That's just me. I don't know. But she was having another hissy fit because uh she says that Allied security was harassing homeless people again. So, there you have it. >> Okay. >> Yes. [clears throat] Uh, we'll have a report on that probably Wednesday because I've got too much gosh darn stuff to write for tomorrow. On that note, I'm turning this ridiculous thing over to Phil. Yes. [laughter] Yes. >> I will see you all tomorrow after I'm done with this. >> Ladies and gentlemen, >> are you ready? >> Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. Gentlemen, welcome back >> to another fine episode of >> Competitive Men's Shaving. >> We are joined with the US competitor, >> Big Jim Fitch. >> Oh, he's going in already. >> Interesting choice. Interesting choice to start with the beer. To start with the beer. Interesting choice. Choice of club. Fine choice of club he's using there. We >> I believe that is >> I believe that is the Swedish model with the stainless steel heads on. >> Is that the new one? Is that the new one? >> That is the new one. It is >> as you can notice it has the guiding light >> to get an accurate edge and trim. >> Yes. Great choice. Great choice. Great choice. >> Clean strokes. Clean strokes right there. >> Wow. You know, >> he's really going for it. >> He's really going for it, folks. Pro. >> Going for it. >> A steady hand. >> Oh, great technique. Grab the cheek to pull the skin tight. Great technique. Great technique. >> You You get a cleaner stroke and cleaning of the cheek and jawline. It's more accurate that way, but you don't want to put too much pressure on the skin. >> True. But just true professionalism. He's showing here. True professional. No fear. No fear. >> The steadiness and confidence in the eyes is what sells it. This man is a pro. >> Dreamy eyes. Dreamy eyes. >> Now, we do we do want to advise that there was some controversy with the last shaving scoring with those judges. And it turns out those judges have been removed. >> Yes. Yes, they have. Yes, they have. Those Russian just dirty Russian judges. Cheating. Cheating. Oh, looks like he's having issues with or Oh, he's changing clothes. He's changing. Oh, that's a smaller blade. Thinner thinner teeth. >> Oh, guess going with the Oh, going with the old trusty razor. He's been using this for years now. Lot of people have given up on it, but not him. He has really gone for this. He really likes this razor. >> Well, this razor does get a cleaner so hard. Look at that. Look at that though. It's It's almost as if he is confidence of a younger competitor getting into the game. But the status of season pro. [laughter] >> Yeah. He hasn't looked this sharp in years. I I got to be honest with Dan here. He's not looked this sharp on to her in years. This is just amazing. Amazing turnaround. >> Now there was controversy >> Cinderella story. Yeah. There was controversy that he had been trained by John Dailyaly, but that was not true. [clears throat] >> Could he have put out too much effort too fast? Could he end up breaking down and not completing? >> Yes. Yes, that is Oh. Oh. Oh. Now he's just he's just flaunting it to to his fans. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But Yes. Touche. That is a valid concern. >> Big ego. Yep. Yep. If he open >> Thank you for Oh, wait just a minute. Thank you for the $5 super chat Parsons. You can tell that he used to he's used to short small strokes. >> Oh. Oh, he's moving to the top of the head. >> Oh my god. >> Fresh green is being trimmed. >> Wow. Look at that. Look at that. >> Oh. Oh, he's going for a change. He's going for a change. >> He's going to change clubs. He's going to change clubs. Wow. Why? While we wait for you wait for him to come back to address Touch's concerns. Yes. If he does it with the confidence he can miss shave and cause him to have >> either an ingrown hair, which would be very painful, or a a quite possible misstroke. >> He's going with the driver. He is going with the driver. [laughter] >> Oh. Oh wow. Wow. >> Wow. Bold. >> Looked like it was a struggle at first, but >> there he goes. >> Showing off to his competitor. >> It's all coming off. >> It's going to be hard to beat this. >> Wow. >> Yes, Touché. It is going to be hard to beat this. My gosh, what a performance here. >> What a true professional. >> True professional. Remember people, we're still at the point where for another 150 the eyebrows will go. >> No. No. >> 145. 145. >> 145. I'm correct, Dad. >> Oh my god. Look at that. Now he is just showing souvenirs. Saving. You know, we might put this on on the store. You might be able to buy locks of lovely locks of Jim's hair. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. >> Oh, this is just the confidence alone with each stroke making sure he's getting every clean. >> Perhaps Mr. Newman would be a contender in the competitive world of men's shaving. He can also make it so that the eyebrows grow. Will Randy stand behind his word? >> I don't know. I don't He is a lawyer after all. He is a lawyer after all and can find an out. >> Oh. Oh. What's this? >> Yeah. I said don't touch the eyebrows. >> Yes. >> Going from the back to get >> to the front. >> Don't touch the eyebrows. >> Unconventional. Not normal technique, but it gets the job done. >> It does get the job done, but it does usually leave a lingering trail. And depending on the ground, it can be hazardous and cause pain if it snags. Divots. It leaves divots. [laughter] Yes. >> Then you got to fill that [ __ ] Oh, he's he's going for >> Oh. Oh, I think some hair went down the back. I think some hair went down Oh, I think he got it. I think he's getting it. Hair down the back. Hair down the back. >> This is a horrible time for the staff. Oh, but he's recovered nicely. Nicely. Great save, Jim. Great save. >> You know, I thought he was going to check to make sure he left clean surface back there, but no, it was just him removing hair. That is, you know, that is something you don't see. again just incredible performance. We just you don't see things like this often. >> He is leaning. >> He's paying more back to front to the left back to front. Do not do that. Do not do that. >> Do not do that. He is. Oh, just >> he's going for that Mr. Clean look. He is definitely going for that Mr. Clean look. >> He is definitely going for >> a precise clean cut. >> Yes. >> Now, there could be some stragglers which would hurt him on the scoring. However, I don't think that's going to be an issue because he has just got this game down look. Oh, he's going for the neck. >> Oh, wow. >> Oh, he is really trying to >> shave clean that up. He's really trying to clean that up nicely. He is going for a big score. He's going for a big score. >> It it normally people go with the neck. They do it with a with a spotter, but he just went no spotter, which is wild card. But then again, this is Big Jim Finch. >> True professional. True professional men's shaver. >> Oh, he is going. He is thorough. He is He is not. Oh. Oh, he's taking >> Oh, he's trying to get the neck. He's getting the back of the neck. >> Oh, he's getting the entire surface. He is going. >> Wow. Wow. Incredible. This is just utterly amazing. I'm meized here. >> The flex with the wrist. Confident going for clean, even strokes. Getting all that surface completely clean >> and and he's limbered up because he's not cramping at all. He has stretched beforehand. >> Put a one in the chat if this was a horrible mistake and Phil is a bastard. >> Yes. >> Two for this was a wonderful idea. gem deserves every minute of it. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yeah. >> Of course, I can't hear anything. So, good night everybody. I look horrible. >> What a great show. What a great show. Round of applause everybody. Big Jim Fch. Big Jim Fch. Round. Terrible. Terrible. Send a picture to Rose. Terrible. >> Well done. Well done. Looks fantastic. We're getting the scores in now. We're getting the scores in now. The USA team judges voted >> 9.9. >> Wow. Wow. >> Canadian team is voted in 9.9. >> The French team though a little bit underscored 9.8 but still solid. Solid. >> Russia is voted 9.8 as well. Still good. Still good. Hold on. Hold on. We're getting this. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Has been confirmed. The Australian team and the Japanese team voted solid 10. >> Solid 10. Solid 10. The Swiss and the Norwegians in at a 9.9. Solid round. Solid round. >> This is Yes. Yes. It has been confirmed that Big Jim Fitch is going for the gold. He will receive the gold medal and the lustrious Golden Clipper award. >> Yeah. >> Amazing. Amazing. I hated it. >> He was a bastard. >> I hear I I should have I should have I should have won the I should have won the award. I should have won the award. They cheated me. They cheated me. Jim Big Finch is going to have to give me his award. He's just going to have to give me his award. >> Well, Phil, Matt says you're basted. [laughter] Well, [clears throat] because we love that insanity, I have some other insanity to watch. Such as a Facebook Tik Tok subset who can't believe Facebook was wrong. Wrong, I tell you. >> Quit it. Quit it now. >> You're not supposed to. >> In life, we look to our grandparents to be the voice of reason. But on a car stop when the sovereign contagion has hit this grandparent exactly the opposite of what we would expect and they end up in handcuffs. This is one of those cases. >> How you doing? What's up buddy? >> Really 62 and a 35. >> Yeah, I just pulled out over there. Beat that truck. >> You were moving. >> I slowed down. >> You got your I got my my >> I'm as patriotic as the next American guy. But take a look at this positioning of this flag here. In my opinion, this is by design specifically for the officer to see. It doesn't seem like it would be really stable otherwise. I'm going to pay attention to that as this stop progresses. >> Just want to let you know that I'm not in commerce. Okay. I'm just traveling. >> Okay. All right. >> Should I change voices? >> Not not Yeah. Not not in commerce. Not in commerce. You want the cop? No. Not in commerce. >> Yep. >> In case there was any question. Not in I I I am I am not in commerce. I am not creating joiner with anybody. >> Yes. >> You'll see that not >> I want my representative Mr. Longard. >> Do you have a a driver's license? >> No. >> You don't have a driver's license at all? >> That when I drive my grandchildren around >> commerce traveling the flag >> running the passport card. Running the Okay, that's not what what what street cops do. They don't run the passport card. You're not at that TSA or a border checkpoint. They're not going to run your passport card. In that strange position and a passport card, we're definitely dealing with a sovereign citizen. They often provide a passport card as opposed to a driver license because a passport card doesn't mean that you're engaging in the whole state issue of traffic. >> Does anybody have a driver's license here? >> I don't. >> Do you have a driver's license? >> But she's not driving. Oh, can I just >> I love the wife. I love piping up right away. I do. I do. Hello. I do get this get my husband out of the driver's seat, please. >> Take your driver's license, please. >> You don't have to. So, it's completely optional, just so she knows. So, >> it is optional. >> It is optional. >> But that I mean, that's your >> Yeah, it's your car. This is her car. So, but if you run that, you'll it should tell you everything you need to know. >> Even though in the state of Georgia, you have to have a driver's license to operate a motor vehicle in the state. >> Be careful saying that. You want me to get that? >> Okay. >> So, you you live here in Carterville? >> Okay. And you live in Pennsylvania or you live here in Carterville, too? >> I I I live wherever I please. >> I live wherever I please. >> All right. This is your car, ma'am. >> All right. Just hang tight. Okay. >> Yes. Because you can't live in the state. You have to live on the state. On the land, not in the land. So, he's not in Florida. >> Yep. Yep. >> Okay. >> Hi. Will you mind coming over here as well? This one's going to go to jail. >> Okay. [laughter] >> I got a sovereign over here. Old Mill and Irwin. >> Okay. Are we going to bust the window out? >> I'm hoping I can get him. That's why I got my my supervisor over here. >> He's he's kind of excited about this. We're going to bust a window out [laughter] cuz he's already going to ask for it. He's got a suspended license, but then he tells me he's not, you know, he's not driving. He's traveling going 63 and a 35. So, he was traveling pretty fast. He gives me a passport card and he's >> in Georgia. I do believe um that may actually qualify him as a super speeder. >> 20 over is a felony. It's felony speed. >> No. Well, Georgia have they have it's it they don't classify it like that, right? It it is you get what is called a super speeder ticket >> and I believe it's 25 over. >> Oh. >> So he's almost 30. >> Yep. >> So it doubles your fines. >> Yes. >> Automatically. >> Yeah. And your insurance is is thrilled. They're thrilled when you do [ __ ] like that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And then his passengers got a license. That's the thing. Like let her drive then. A lot of people don't realize in some jurisdictions it's almost a mandatory arrest that they go to jail if they have a suspended license. Some places you just get a citation, they get your car towed. Some places might get a warning. There are some places where you get booked if you drive on a suspended license. >> We go ahead and try to get him out and cuff him and see how that goes. I just had him in cuz I know he's probably going to ask for it. >> Ponytail. Get him in a bun. It's not tactical. That ponytail can become a tool for a suspect if they decide to attack you. >> Nice. Yes. >> Come on. Step out for me. >> For what reason? >> You guys I talk to you back here for me. All right. >> You can talk to me here. >> All right. Well, you're going to step out. You're driving on suspended license. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> I want my identification back, please. >> You will have that in there just a little bit. >> Did you Did you hear that? Did you hear his response to when the officer said, "You're driving on a suspended license." He goes, "Uh-huh." Yep. [laughter] >> No, sir. >> This is I want my identification back, sir. >> Listen to me, sir. Sir, >> there's there's a kid involved in here. There's another woman. And do this the easiest way possible. You are driving on a suspended license. >> So, what you're saying is you're getting ready to extract me from the car. >> I am asking you to step out of the vehicle. >> Pennsylvania says if we ask you to step out, you have to step out. Case >> law. If do you know about that identification from the US State Department? Are you aware of what it say? >> But you have to have a valid driver's license. Your license are suspended. For the record, I have already proven with the attorney general of the state of Georgia >> that you do not have to have a driver's license. You're willing to challenge that? >> Yes. >> That never happened. >> Uhhuh. >> That's part of the fing if you step. >> No. No. It's perfectly fine now. >> Okay. >> It's perfectly fine now if you're willing to put your risk, your reputation, and your job on the line. >> I'm perfectly fine with that. Yeah. >> Okay. So, if you could step out of the vehicle, >> I am not going to step out of the vehicle. I have a right to drive without a driver's license. What I'm trying to communicate to you is that I do not understand you. >> And that's why I'm asking you to step out of the vehicle. >> I will not step this >> is my I'm on my personal in my personal property, >> but you're not. It's her personal property. >> I'd like to address the officer's positioning in his hands the way they are and how he's standing. This is not the normal positioning for a misdemeanor car stop, which we're still in. However, it's known throughout policing that sovereign citizen stops almost always will require a backup. And if you want a backup, then you're saying that the risk is elevated. Then this non-tactical positioning creates a challenge when you may have to explain later in court why you were just in this position. You can still be polite and kind and stand behind the door jam and still operate in the misdemeanor car stop format as opposed to placing yourself directly in front of the driver in case this goes south. you you're going to get out of the vehicle. >> Mhm. >> And you're going to go to jail. If you if you make this any worse, you will be charged with obstruction. >> Okay? It's pretty simple. >> This I want to make sure you guys are protected. This is why I'm doing this. >> You There's some things you do not know >> and I'm on the record trying to keep you guys safe and protected. >> Oh, you want to keep >> on the record for the record. Let the record reflect. >> Yep. Trying to keep you safe. Uh-uh. trying to keep you safe and >> to hell with my grandchild. Yeah. Well, just let him, you know, get in an accident 30 over the speed limit. Yeah. [ __ ] him. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> And I'm trying to keep you safe. >> What's the threat, >> sir? You're You're going to ruin her personal property. >> That's if you drive away. That's your choice. >> Because No, it's not. >> If you try to drive away, you you ruining her car and you ain't going to go far. >> Okay, fine. So, you're telling me that you're going to trap me? You're This is ent trapping. >> You're on a traffic. Stop. It's not >> entrapment. [laughter] That's not what entrament is. Yes. That's not a >> traiant. [laughter] >> He's a law scholar. >> Yes. Men's a men's a member here. Yes. Men's a member here. >> Yep. Yep. >> And you're being stopped. >> No, there's lawfully. >> I'm on my personal property. I'm applying for the MCO for this car. The state of Georgia will not have a right to this piece of property that makes you think that >> I'm applying for even if what he said is true. Let's let's just let's just grant his his theory true. You're applying for it. It means you haven't gotten it. So, at this point, it doesn't matter. >> You have a right to do what you're getting ready to do. >> An MCO, a manufacturer certificate of origin, comes from the factory. It's like a birth certificate for a car precedes the title. It doesn't stop a person from having to register their car and ultimately it gets titled by whoever gets first the dealership in most cases. It's sovereign nonsensical talk. >> If you're telling me I'm under threat right now, if you which I think I just interpreted that that you're trying to keep me safe. I'm wondering safe from what? Can you connect, you know, can each of you explain to me the three of you? >> Can you tell me what you're protecting? Uh 63 in the public. >> 60 to 35. What is he refused to do? >> Get out of the car as a driver's license. Who who have I injured? >> Okay. You've been asked to exit the vehicle, sir. >> Yeah. >> You are in obligation to actually exit the vehicle. There's case law already on that, sir. So, as far as it goes, are you refusing to get out of the vehicle? Er, are you refusing, sir? You You will be dragged out of the vehicle in front of your wife and your kid. >> Okay. I >> You will be dragged out of the vehicle >> in front of you. >> I am being threatened by police officers. >> There it is. That's the dial of defense. You'll see it on so many. >> Oh, please be cam. Please be Cam. On the other end of the line, [laughter] >> stop the speaker phone. Dial the defense. This guy's name is Eric. And they're going to try to get advice on how to handle a situation. No fortunetelling necessary. This guy's going to end up in jail. >> So, I need I need you to communicate with me what these gentlemen don't understand. Something you can >> take the child out cuz I got out of the vehicle. I I So he first off, he's going to tell the officer things the officer doesn't know. Now he needs to call dial a guru for the guru to tell him to tell the officers what they need to know. [laughter] >> Yes. >> This woman is rethinking her choices. >> Oh yes. Oh yes. >> And the grandson is wondering back. >> What are you doing, Grandpa? Well, and and that see that's the sad part about this. They're going to traumatize this kid, right? And this kid this kid is going to blame the police for the actions of the grandfather and the grandfather's not going to correct him and go, "No, no, no. It was my fault. It was my fault." No, he's going to egg it on. >> Grandma, why is Pop Pop being a dumbass? [laughter] >> Just yet. We will be using We will be You need to give me time to get out of him out of the vehicle. If need be, he will be pepper- sprayed and they will be pepper- spraying the vehicle. >> They want to pepper spray me and they're threatening. >> So, as far as it goes, fam guys, >> it'd be best to get your child out of the vehicle, man. >> Listen, for one, >> if not, you are in danger and child yourself also as well. >> I will get out as long as there's no threat. >> No, there's no threat. You get out calmly. >> You've already been asked to get out of the vehicle, >> sir. >> On the count of three, you will be dropped out of the vehicle. >> I don't really don't care. Get out of the vehicle now. >> Hey, Eric, get out of the vehicle. Get out of the vehicle. >> God, what a ball lunatic. >> Hey, Eric, you're trying to arrest me. >> Eric, >> Eric, I'm a grown adult, but I need your help. >> They're not trying to arrest you, sir. They are [laughter] arresting you. There's no try about it. >> Quit it. Quit it now. Quit it now. >> Put your hand back. >> You're not reinforcing me. >> We're not. We're handcuffing cuz at the end of this there will be a situation. Okay. Yeah, you'll be on the floor. >> Do you have an >> Oh, so now he's threatening the police. If you do this, there's going to be a situation. This is just >> Yep. Not the way to handle this at all. >> Be on. >> Yeah, I can drive. Can I have your ID? Let me >> I need my license and my my identification, too, please. That's my license. Do you want to keep them with you or take them? >> I want to keep them with me. Can I ask what what you're arresting me for? obstruction and failure to work on what driver on suspended license and speeding down my phone. Get inside the vehicle. I'll get you inside. >> All right. >> We see that this is the grandson that's in the back of the car witnessing this whole nonsense that the grandfather is doing which is absolutely baffling to me. The officers were threatening which is in the back of the police car. And then there's another thing. The wife has a valid driver license and could have driven the car and they could have completely avoided all of this nonsense. and now he's got this obstructing charge and he also has the traffic charge that the officers have mentioned. This [music] never ever works. If you've seen it work, send me the video and I'll talk about that video, but I've yet to see one of those. If you like this kind of content or you know someone who would fall down this rabbit hole, please send it to them. Subscribe to the channel and click. >> Yep. Now, I think we have time for another one. We have a lovely couple who is caught stealing at an airport. that they stole and put in your mercy. So, >> and all the stealing is the reason I don't travel with Gia. She just cannot help herself. >> Just cannot help herself. >> I I have a compulsion with muffins. I've accept I've I've I've uh confessed my addiction. >> Yes, you are. Yes, you are. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. We're trying to work through church programs to help her. Rest assure. Rest assured. >> Yep. Muffin stealers anonymous. Yep. >> Yep. On >> April 1st, 2023, airport officers were dispatched to coach in response to a reported theft. >> They have a camera. They say he has a super long white jacket though with the middle on you can't miss him. >> You guys have any cameras? >> You have cameras. Can we see the footage? >> Uh, yeah. So we take a picture, send it to our camera people so we can probably get a picture out of [music] what you see. >> Well, we should install a wallet. >> Yeah, which look like >> like one of these right here >> or looks almost like one of these. It's just >> But it's right here. He grabs it. >> How long ago was it? >> 30 three like now 15 minutes. >> How many? 15 minutes ago. >> Y'all want to prosecute? >> Yes, >> we find him. Okay, cool beans. Hopefully we'll find him. >> Thank you. >> He uh what? He probably he probably uh >> you can check the public side, but he probably on the scene airport >> down here. But it's it's up to you. You can go do that if you like. Oh, look. They just sent a picture. He was >> Well, their plan probably was, you know, we'll steal on our way to get onto our flight. We'll be somewhere else and they won't catch us. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids. And >> Damn dog. >> Yep. >> He was at a gate 24. He was at the family. >> Right there. >> He was right there. They took a picture of him. >> He was right there. While searching for the suspects, officers received a report of two individuals matching the suspect's descriptions, attempting to force entry into an airport lounge. >> Good morning. Good morning. >> Hi. Did you see this one coming here? >> Yeah, two guys. >> Two, right? >> Yes. >> What? I think the police are criminals. >> Where'd they go? They try down here to the They're trying to go to the club with that white color. >> Yeah. Yeah. Where he go? >> Yes. He just went downstairs. >> Yeah. The people with the sunglasses. >> Yes. >> Part of two. They just went downstairs. >> He just went down. Yes. Come on down, people. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. >> Three days before. He's still downstairs. >> Just trying to get in. >> Two guys. >> I knew he tried to walk in. >> Oh, did he? >> Over here and over here. >> Okay. All right. Thank you. David for Sergeant headed up the escalator. We're right behind him. >> He must when I was going up. He was coming down. I guess you too. He's coming up the elev elevator. I said, "Yeah, he looks like a girl." She said, "You look like a woman." Yeah. I saw a picture like You want me to search it? >> I thought you wanted. >> Oh, isn't this special? Isn't this special? This is going to be good. >> Wow. Okay. It was for his birthday. So, I got him. I have it until she just came from rehab. So, I do have it. I gave it to him. I'll get it for you. We can purchase this. Our flight literally never out of here again. >> So, sorry. He just admitted it. He gave it to him >> for his birthday. I just gave it We literally just came from a rehab in California. I have in the head. Not okay. Our flight is leaving. We're going to Weston. to his parents house when this is the first time I ever been to this airport. >> Now, Gia, I ask you, >> okay, >> if your daughter were flying [laughter] >> and her companion was >> stealing [ __ ] from the airport, would you want that companion in your house? >> No. [laughter] Yeah, I asked you the same question. >> No, I would not. No, no, you're not going to. >> What is the question? >> So, so they're stealing stuff at the airport while I'm trying to get a flight to the other guy's house to stay with his parents. >> If you're the parents, you want this person in your house. >> Hell no to the No. No. No. >> Yep. She just said she got >> that. >> Yeah. She just came over to me while I was still upstairs and said, "I got something for your birthday." I got you something for your birthday. >> What you What did you do with all the tags except on? >> There was no tags on. >> No tags on it. They want to prosecute. >> Yeah. >> Yep. They want to prosecute. >> Where's your ID? >> ID your boarding pass. >> Excuse me. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You want me [laughter] to? >> I'm going to miss my pass. >> Yeah. I don't think you're going to make it. [laughter] God, people are so stupid. [laughter] >> So So me stealing [ __ ] means I have to miss my flight. Really? >> Well, >> I'm shocked. I'm shocked. >> Yeah, you might miss next week, too. [laughter] >> Yeah, I just How do you get through life? >> You don't actual [ __ ] do you get through life? >> You don't. I told you guys I went and bought wine that was on sale and I didn't put I put one on the belt to go through and I forgot to tell the guy >> I had five more cuz you buy six you get 30% off. >> Yeah. >> I got all the way out to my car >> and realized what I did. I walked all the way back in the store and made sure I paid for it. That's how I was raised. That's how I was raised. Right. >> It would have been easy to go home, but you know, that's how I was raised. >> I I went to uh Casey's the other night to pick up pizza and while I was there, they had a a sale on Dr. Pepper. So, I picked up two two liters of Dr. Pepper, you know, and I go back. We had prepaid for the pizza. So, I go and I get the pizza and then I walk to the front to the counter and I'm standing there, you know, waiting because I have my two pops. And the lady comes around the corner and she goes, "Oh, you already paid for that." And then walks off. Now, I could have just gone, "Oh, okay. Well, I'll just take the two pops and walk out the store." But no, I chased her down. I go, "No, I got to pay for my pop." >> No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. >> Did they tell with the video? Where's Where's my wallet? >> Come over here. Just come over here. >> Do you have a wallet? >> I have mine. I mean, we literally just woke up. We slept here over. >> Do you have Do you have my ID or my wallet? >> Just cuz if at least if I could make the flight, >> you're not making the flight. >> You know what I mean? >> Cuz if I could cuz I didn't. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Uhhuh. Yeah, send them to jail. I'm flying home. >> Yeah, [laughter] I gotta make my flight. >> I would too. I would abandon this person as well. I I got to admit I would abandon this person, too. >> Yep. >> You know, I I I didn't do nothing. I just >> I know. You know what I'm saying? I know. >> Where's your Where's your ID? Let's see your ID. Okay. Okay. >> Right here. >> Yeah, I have a muffin. >> We'll bail you out. >> Sir. Sir. Hey. >> Get over here. >> And admitting it is the first step. >> Be quiet, please. I'm just saying. >> We are so proud of you for for finally admitting. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> We'll get you through this, Gia. We We will get you through. I know. I know. >> You will be healed and you will come through it a better person. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Okay. Calm down. Well, cuz you're with you're with him. That's why you But listen listen. You took stolen property that you knew that they stole and put in your merch. So, just you're going to have to Hey, listen. Calm down. Until we get this investigated, you're going to have to hang tight. What did you tell me when you walked out there? Like this is the first time he's ever done this. >> You said you said I bought you. >> What's your name? What's your name? >> You just need to call that dog. Just sit there. All right. I'm sorry. I I'm just worried about missing the flight. >> We don't know what all has happened. So, we have to investigate this before we can release. >> I'm sorry. >> Yeah. No, I'm sorry. >> I'm worried I might not get away if you don't let me go right now. Yeah. I'm sorry. I I'm in a relationship with a kleptomaniac. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> And I'm sure And I'm sure they've never This is the first thing they've >> in their life. It's never happened ever. Yep. >> Complete shot. Complete shot. >> Excuse me. >> Just cuz it's my birthday and I literally I had a sleep layover this morning and I woke up to take over. Listen, I got you some for your birthday. You know, I might have to say that to Mrs. Pope. You know what I want for my birthday? I want to go to the airport and I want you to steal [ __ ] for >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> And then if you get caught, I'm just going to dump your ass at the airport and move on. >> Yep. Yep. >> Sounds This seems like a solid plan. >> Yeah. I can't I can't afford nice things, but I can >> buy you a steak dinner. >> Yep. You're [laughter] right. You're right. Yeah. >> [clears throat] >> I took this without pay, you know, it was I bought this right. I got you. >> So, were you in the store with >> No, I was on campus. >> Oh, yeah. No, I was upstairs the whole time. I just got wok like let my partners resolve what they're doing. We'll figure it out. This guy's just rolling over hard on her. That's I feel kind of bad for her. This guy's just giving it up. >> Giving it up. >> Get Get me out of here. >> You got to go. >> I don't need to shake your hand right now. We're investigating a crime. So, >> you know, we we've been engaged for 5 years. >> So, you know, you know who they are. you you're not going to be able to take magic, >> right? That's what I'm saying. Like this is the first time this has happened. >> Of course not. >> Of course not. Like this is just >> Okay. >> How can you afford this? >> You bring me You bring me this expensive How can you afford this? >> After time commitment, >> you figure it out. Yep. >> Yep. >> I mean, a five-year engagement. Come on now. He's scared of >> Right. [laughter] Right. >> This is just his excuse to get rid of her. >> I know. I That's what I'm thinking, too. That's what I'm thinking, too. Now's as good a time as any to dump your ass. [laughter] >> Yep. >> Yep. [snorts] >> Come on, play. >> Why aren't you playing? >> Try and refresh this. But listen, listen. You took stolen property that you knew that they stole. >> Is that it? >> You know what I mean? Cuz if I could Yeah. No, I'm sorry. Just cuz it's my birthday and I literally I had to sleep for my >> Well, you know, we we've been engaged for 5 years. I don't know. We're going to put everything in there. Not >> because you're not going to be able to take meds if they're if they're >> No, we're about right here. Phil, >> I know. So, they're not Do you think they're going to put this in your personals? >> Is it your medication? >> Yes, it's my medication. Yes. Okay, Jay. No, they don't. Trust me. I've seen them throw out people's eyes. That's, you know, throw out people's anti. >> Listen, listen. You took stolen property that you knew that they stole and put in your merch. >> On April 1st, 2023, airport officers were dispatched to coach in response to a reported theft. >> They have a camera. They say he has a super long white jacket though with the middle on so you can't miss him and [clears throat] stuff. So like look like >> let my partner >> we'll figure it out. But no dude, >> you got to go. >> I don't need to shake your hand right now. We're investigating a crime. So just hang, >> you know, we we've been engaged for 5 years. I've been going. So put everything in there. not because you you're not going to be able to take meds if they're if they're going to charge you. >> I know. So, they're not Do you think they're going to put this in your personals? >> Is it your medication? >> Yes, it's my medication. >> If you take your medication, okay, Jay, you know, they don't trust me. I've seen them throw out people's oxies. I've seen them throw out people's anti-depressants. I've seen them throw out people's everything. They do they do they or do they not hold on to like let's say you have a bunch of >> what medication is yours getting complicated almost all of it. >> Okay. So I want you to take all of your your medication. Okay. And any property of his Excuse me. Excuse your name. I'm calling you Mr. Brown. Okay. >> Whatever property of his that he's willing to release to you. Go ahead and take it. Please. The less the less property the better it'll be. >> So you won't have to deal with all this stuff. >> Yeah. Thank you so much. I apologize for the rush. I just my mom won't be able to >> That's That's fine. We just trying to get everything. >> I I just woke up and like Well, I I it was my birthday. >> We establish that. We'll pass that right now. All right. We're just working with test. As soon as you got your stuff, you're you're good to go. >> Thank you guys. >> Hurry up. >> Oh, no. I was just I I know. I'm going to >> make sure you got everything you need. >> I just couldn't even talk, you know. Okay, we're letting him go. >> Give me give me un unless it's your >> All right. I love you. I love you. All right. Call call my mom's number one. >> I'm throwing you under the bus. >> Yeah. Take your meds and stuff. We're running showdown. >> All right. Thank you for respect. Thank you. >> Thank you, baby. I'm so sorry this happened. trying to do something for me, but we both know each other the right way. >> I'll call you in a month. Go get on the >> What were you doing in the club? >> Captain. Okay. They was about to make a complaint on you, which mean you would have got a criminal trespass on both of y'all. So if you're not a member of I don't know what that mean when you talk to them again tell them don't just be going those up there. >> Yeah. What you do with all the tags on it? >> On the house where I picked it up like >> Okay. >> What out? >> Okay. Okay, I get it. >> Th This gu is going to be like this was the best birthday ever. Do you remember the birthday you got arrested? >> This birthday. >> Yes, I remember, dear. I remember we I got arrested stealing your present and you left me out the dry. >> Yes. [laughter] Ratted me out. >> Left for the airport. >> Call my mom. Call my mom. It's Babe. It's been a year. Will you let it go? [laughter] >> Yes. >> I love you so much. I stole from you. >> See the judge? >> Yeah. >> If you see the judge, I don't know if they're going to allow you to facetime with the judge or not. If not, you're going to have to stay here in our facility. Then tomorrow, Taran County is going to be >> cuz it's a picked up already. >> They might be today. >> They'll let you know everything when you >> Yeah, they'll let you know. I don't know where I'm going. >> I'll tell you. >> The man was charged with theft, missed his flight, and was released the following Monday after spending the weekend in jail. >> Oh, a love story. >> Best birthday ever. >> Love story. You know, that happens all the time. And you know, it's it is what it is. >> No birthday loving for him. >> Yeah. Go to the airport, steal some [ __ ] Yep. Yep. >> Yeah. >> Story of my life. Yep. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Which reminds me, my birthday's this month. >> Did you update your wish list? >> Uh, I'm still updating it and I haven't posted it yet, but I did put some new things in there. >> Okay. All right. >> But I did send you the post that you asked for. >> Not Not toys, >> but I like my toys. >> Okay. Well, I'd like to buy your mama something or you something that isn't a toy. That's all. >> Okay. I promise I will put something in there for >> promise. You promise I put it on my leg. >> Pinky promise. >> I I I pinky promise with with Zoe. Give me your tail. >> All right. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. >> You swear on Zoe. >> Yep. >> That's true. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. Well, that brings us to the end of another successful broadcast. >> Lovely. Was lovely. >> It was >> truly magical. It was It was magic. It was magical. Yes, it was. >> You know, I my my surprised announcement, you know, support my campaign. >> Yep. Yep. >> You know, I'm an idiot running for district3.com. Support my my campaign. >> Yep. I you know I I want to get elected and and LIIA can lose. >> I want to throw muffins at your campaign rallies. >> Okay. >> Okay. Yes. >> Now, the beauty of this is the beauty of this I I you may not be aware of this. The current incumbent, his name is Zack Nun. So, we're going to have a pope running against a nun. >> You cannot make this up. You cannot make this up. How >> fabulous is that? I mean, this is just fantastic. [snorts] >> It writes itself. Yep, >> it does. [laughter] It does itself. >> It does. >> There's your slogan. >> Yes. Yes. >> There's your slogan. [laughter] >> Would you take a nun over a pope? >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Exactly. [laughter] God, it's perfect. >> It's perfect. It's perfect. We'll work out the details as time goes on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Great. Great. [laughter] >> Any last words, NCR? >> Remember, Disney has an adult content vault of all the weird kinky stuff that their animators have created because they own it. >> Oo, they own it. They own it. I like it. I like it. Gia, any last >> thoughts? Go Bears. Go bear. Go home. Go home. Go to your home. >> Don't you want your home? Go to your home. >> Go to your home. [music] >> [music] [music] >> Heat. Heat. 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