I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the proud. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout. And I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip, drip, drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage. The way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a batty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pion. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a baddie with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get booked. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Hey, where my badies at? Yeah. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, shake it when you show it. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? >> I'm going to feed you in a minute. Cute thing. Cute. Cute. Cute thing. >> Okay then. You're calling NCR a cute cute thing? >> No. >> NCR, how do you feel about that? >> No. >> Uh, I I I feel a little uncomfortable that HR is doing that to me. >> Excuse me. uh >> was talking to my dog. Hello. >> Hey everybody. I'm alive. >> Jim's alive. >> Yes, I I more than likely have CO. Uh yeah, that hit like last Friday. I knew something was going to hit. Then the Starlink totally died for finally Sunday morning. We were around internet until yesterday when we had the new Starlink. I hooked up the new Starlink, but as I was telling Gia earlier, we were running the wire from the Starlink way or from the dish itself way out in the yard to the house. And halfway to the house, I look down and I'm so dizzy that I just I had to yell to my mom to come take over cuz I was that sick. So, I'm sitting here. Uh, we're getting better today. I slept a little. I'm okay. But >> Zoe is not AI generated. You >> Pope Phil is off tonight. I want to thank Pope Phil for sticking in with us for the past week and hosting. He deserves a night off. Uh hello, Bad Company, aka Captain Moist. Uh yeah, your mic is hot. You're still clipping. Uh hold on. I don't know what the hell that means. So, >> it might have been me unwrapping something. Sorry. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what it means, but I will turn my microphone down. Remember? Oh, so okay. Last week during the middle of the whole saga, my one of the hard drives dies. So, we will be doing a fundraiser when we have the Chathon on Friday on Saturday. Remember, Saturday we're going live from 9:00 a.m. till or from 8:00 a.m. till 9:00 p.m. Eastern. Um, if anyone wants to help the Cash App donations, I'll put the scroll up in a little bit. It's got a big expense for me. So, and also we lost out a ton of revenue be with me being off the air for the last week. So, if anyone wants to help out. Plus, it's my birthday month. Uh, pants, it's much better. Okay, I turned the thing down. Uh, it is my birthday month. September 30th is my birthday. >> Uh I don't know what the hell we'll be doing. >> Yeah, actuallyund um actually my true age is 283 years old. I am from the future. >> Imagine how bad how bad things got in the future for me to try to pick this time to return to. >> That's just saying. >> She's a real dog. She's a real dog. She's a real dog. She's a real dog. >> Uh NCR, before we go for further, since Phil is not here, please do the Griffy uh recognition if you can, please. Hello, Sir Griffy, lord of all things Aussie, ruler of all the emuse and the sweet prince to the beloved fair maiden that is known as Becca. May your reign rule for a thousand years and may all of you enjoy a presence that is so griffy. Thank you, NCR. Uh, it's been a big day. Uh, a lot of stuff going on. One of the biggest things is Foreigner Troll did put out a statement yesterday saying that he was served with a lawsuit from, uh, DMA. Uh, we have the document showing that the service that means that lawsuit is going to go forward. I believe that Troll has like two weeks to respond to the complaint now. We have an update on Rean Benson. Rean Benson was in jail uh Sunday night into Monday. She is out essentially she was being charged with uh in Denver. It's a misdemeanor crime. Okay. You can do chalk graffiti writing someone's address and and saying f them or whatever and then putting their home address down. I mean, you just can't film it. So, she the other week she was outside of the Denver District 3 police precinct and she wrote down uh the commander's name and his home address and then put it on the live stream telling her fans that they're going to have a pig roast at his house. So he not take take took her a little too seriously. He tried for a protective order, got a uh warrant for her arrest immediately because that is illegal to do in Denver. What do you think, guys? This the exact same type of [ __ ] that uh Craig Henry went for jail went to jail for what uh what's his face was convicted of? Uh crazy man. Meer >> name Blaine Meyer. >> You're breaking up. >> Hold on. How's that? That better? >> That's better. >> I say it's a dangerous precedent set by the auditing community. uh with the antics that LIA has been up to, Craig Lane, I I I honestly I don't I wouldn't be surprised if the all if the police commander did get a protection order because look at what we've seen in the last few months. He has he couldn't get the criminal protection order, but he got the civil temporary protection order. There is going to be a hearing to make that permanent at some point. She's mocking him and making him look like an idiot or at least in her eyes uh for for going after cuz she's got no way to to she has no power. She has no influence over these people and she's got a good lawyer. So, yeah, >> Zoe is a real dog. >> Yes, Zoe's a real jock. What do you think about uh Rean Benson, Gia? >> Uh, waste of skin. >> Okay, but what about her uh doxing the police commander? I didn't I didn't watch her. I don't watch her and just talking about useless for a week. >> Okay. >> I didn't hear any of that because I had to tend to my fake dog. >> Okay. Well, let's hop into Floyd Wallace real fast. If you can listen to this part. Uh Floyd Wallace just ended a live stream where he took $35 to go outside and he was approaching women again. Floyd's >> not women. >> Well, they all look 16 to me, but I'm 287 years old, so I don't know. Hey, Facebook Karen. >> Hey, Karen. Uh yeah, they all looked 16 to me. They were not very old. He was basically walking up in Spanish and screaming, "My name is Terry. I am from Houston. My Spanish is bad. Pretty woman. You got Insta. You got WhatsApp." And when they didn't give it to him, he just said, "Hasta leego." And then went to the next girl, literally just down the line, he spent 3 hours outdoors doing this. And he got something like two numbers to about 10 Instagrams and about 50 rejections. So is this your prefer preferred way of meeting women? NCR. >> No, no, it is not. >> No. >> See, I would like to have an actual conversation, get to know them, >> you know, something like, for example, hello, how are you? Would you like to join me for a cup of coffee? >> Oh, he doesn't even do that. He just screams, "You got Insta, you got WhatsApp? He's going to get he's going to get shanked someday talking to the wrong girl. It'll happen eventually. >> Well, he was doing that. He was walking when the girl obviously is sitting there with a guy. He was approaching the girl that way and there were a couple who was like boyfriend, you know, and pointing to the guy. So, I >> I I will say this, us Lens are very hotlooded people. Yes. >> And we are not opposed defending our women's honor. >> Yes. >> What about your daughter's honor? What would you do for that? >> No. No. Our women include mothers, grandmothers, aunts, daughters, >> granddaughters, nieces, any female in your family. >> You are obligated as a >> as an order to protect them and defend their owner. >> Yep. Well, he basically I mean I don't know because he has no Spanish skills at all. He knows the the three or four phrases. How are you supposed to get a date? Let alone his his success rate which I don't believe for a sec second scoring with these women. if you can't do more than say pretty woman over and over and over and over. I mean, how do you negotiate things? Especially when he's taking them to McDonald's, if you know what I mean, cuz yes, he pays for his dates in McDonald's. Anything uh NCR, >> you're not going to get anybody that way, bro. And it's almost dinner time. Can we stop talking about his uh fruit? Crotch crotch fruit, please. Thank you. >> Okay. Well, let's move on to Chile Dcastro. Chile is back in back in California. He gave up on his extended stay in Oklahoma. Oh. Oh, >> I really think he had the hots for that Heather girl, the the one who had the meth possession and two uh DUIs. I I think he had the hots for her. She was only a couple years younger than he was and they went out played pool a couple of times. But I mean, how is he going to impact change if he doesn't stay in Oklahoma? >> Same way he's going to be mayor in Ohio or governor. >> Governor, mayor is what he's calling it. Mayor, governor, mayor. And that's going to be of an unknown state at some time. >> Governor, mayor. No. No. Olive. No. We are having fun with Olive right now. Everybody say hi Olive. >> Hi Olive. >> So Mr. uh Chile is back in California. He has more travels he said coming up, but he's completely dropped the Oklahoma thing for now. Apparently, we also have uh right now we have been waiting, let's see, it's 8:00 uh 6 hours for the live stream that was supposed to start with Jeremiah Payne. Jeremiah is seeking your $2,500 to pay for his attorney as he's suing Clarksville and the bill is due for his attorney and he ain't got no money. >> What do you think, guys? >> I don't like women. Chilly doesn't like women. I think this is just another one of these PS to waste everybody's time. >> Well, he's I mean, he's on the bus right now. Hold on. Let me get to that super chat. Why is this thing stuck? Thank you, Dave, for the $5 super chat. The Heather incident will fade into a forgotten past like the others probably. Uh he also well Chile hopping back to Chile he also attacked Charlie Kirk's uh wife he called her a cops sucker for basically uh praising the rescue workers who worked on her husband. Of course. >> Of course he did. >> He He's saying that she basically is a loser for saying that and that we have been socially programmed to thank the police even when they didn't do their jobs. >> Get off my dog. Get off my dog. Get >> Thank you. So yeah, that's his his new thing is he went off on her pretty badly because he basically she made a statement on like Saturday and he basically went line for line as she was talking correcting her and belittling her >> like he he is my husband. He said he was your husband. >> Your husband? Yeah. >> Really? Yeah. Yeah. >> Really, Jill? Really? Honestly, >> I mean, there's too soon. Even if you hated Charlie Kirk, it's way too soon to be this divisive and this hateful and this going after people. I mean, seriously. >> Yeah. >> But you may not like the man. may not like what he said. >> Yep. >> But don't go after the man's family. They are dealing with a situation that nobody needs to be dealing with, >> right? >> They just saw their husband or father or loved one killed on national TV. >> Imagine all the students in the front row. >> Yeah. >> Imagine that. Imagine that trauma, reliving that over and over again. Imagine that, >> right? And then trying to profit off of it on your live stream. >> Yep. >> Because >> you met Charlie Kirk once and you're going to make money off of bad mouthing him. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, I do not I do not agree with Charlie Kirk's policies or anything like that, but at least in my opinion, let the man get in the ground before you start pissing on the grave. And now they got security warnings about his services. >> Yeah. >> Yep. Yep. Can't even have a service without a security detail. It's just I mean it's stupid. >> I know that's not the word. >> It's it's it's not the word. Stupid is not the word. The word is we've lost our humanity. We've lost it. Some of us, not me, but >> well, remember I'm not human and I admit it. That's true. That's true. Uh, Becca and Griffy expose that. I I'm not human, but at least I try to simulate it. >> Well, you try. You do. >> I I try. >> You do. You do. >> Fake emotions. I get it. >> Uh, they're not fake. They're programs. They're programmed >> emotions. All right. Okay. All right. Remember, I'm an AI bot from the future sent back here to I don't know why, but >> you're going to haunt you're going to haunt me. >> Oh, yeah. If I'm human, >> if I'm human and I die, I have to spend the first few years haunting Gia by playing with Zoe and making her anytime Gia tries to fall asleep, G Zoe will start barking. >> Yeah. That's pure love. It's out of love. It's out of pure love. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Uh, hopping back to Jeremiah. He still has not started his live stream. Last week, he was involved in an incident where he was standing up on the bus with his wife. After everyone told him that uh, you can't do that. It's not safe. The, uh, bus driver had to stop abruptly and Jeremiah and his wife went flying. He is now talking about suing over that incident, but he is raising his $2500 right now to sue Clarksville, Clarksville Police, Clarksville Child Protective Services, any anyone in Clarksville who ever said anything bad about him. And of course, he is still late to his function, which was supposed to start at 2:30 today. again. It's now 8:30 or quite close to 8:30. It's 8:21, sorry. And he has not shown up for his own function. What do you think of him getting uh this goal if he can't even make it on time for his own event? Jeremiah who >> pain LDOF auditor the one who uh remember he and his wife got arrested in the hotel room and left the video cam going. >> How is being facicious? >> Well, >> I am an AI and I do not know the meaning of that word. >> That's I can't tell when you're being me. Never mean. >> Good lord. >> Never mean. Am I mean, chat? Am I mean, >> chat? Put a >> chat if I'm mean. >> Yeah, put a one in the chat if she's mean. Put a two in the chat if you mean she's mean. >> So, one for mean and a two you think she's mean. And I'm mean because I just had to put uh get all of off the desk again as she's trying to knock everything over. She's actually not used to me being awake since I've been off the air for a week. Oh, good lord. I'm already losing my voice. So, we're going to jump into drunk drunk drunk girl in a couple of minutes. But first, we're going to have a lovely update on LIA from Mr. NCR. Yes, thank you for that sweet introduction, Jim. Today, LIIA did have another court case update. So, what was the update? the prosecutor John Fehee wanted to uh Nar process uh the voyerism charge. In other words, he wanted just to not prosecute that one but save it in case they needed to. Lia decided to have his lawyer demand a dismissal on that charge and they were granted a dismissal on the felony charge. However, he is still currently facing the two misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass and the breach of the peace, which he feels is an injustice because >> go ahead. >> Go ahead. >> Well, he he feels there are no elements of the crimes that they are trying to prosecute him for because he did not commit the elements of those crimes. Now remember, he insisted on scene that someone get arrested. He could have walked away, but he kept insisting that someone get arrested. So, police were like, "Okay, you want to get arrested? We'll figure out something." So, both him and the cameraman have the felony charges dispensed. They are still facing the criminal trespass, the breach of the peace. But LIIA has also labeled not labeled I I'm sorry but has also stated that if this was truly fair and just by the prosecutor John Fehee he would dismiss all charges on him and seek charges for criminal uh felony uh threat uh threat of terrorist threats or threatening with a firearm on Fehee. So, no charges for him, but charges for fate. >> Uh, the Celtic bastard. No, he still has his his electronic B billboard truck. And and then the question is if he if the charges are dismissed, what happens to the close to $55,000 he's raised to fund his legal defense since July? You know, that is a great segue to what he said next. He pleaded with his audience to keep giving him money because he has to defend these two misdemeanor charges and it's going to cost him a lot of money. >> Now, Fay, he does have a court date October 9th for the uh alternative prose uh punishment, you know. to basically get probation for a year, stay out of trouble, and it would be expuned or sealed and not even go up on his record, >> right? >> But he is going there and he's going to tell the judge as the victim that he does not approve of this. He's going to record it. He's going to put it out there, but yet he has another court case for him for these same charges. November 9th. So, >> okay. >> Then he tyrant this, tyrant that. After that, I had to go stick my head in the microwave. >> Yeah, it I didn't watch the 20 minutes yet. I sat through Regan Benson this morning. I sat through not one but two Floyd Wallace's live streams. Uh, Jim, if you want to torture yourself, there's a lot of more effective ways. >> Well, Floyd, I put on 2.5 speed, and it's hilarious, especially when when it seems like he's just walking into traffic when he was walking around today. Uh, cuz on 2.5 speed, it he doesn't pause. So, it looks like he's just trying to kill himself by walking into traffic. And it's it it's it's bizarre cuz when you put it back to normal speed, yeah, he he waits a second, then even if there are cars coming, he just walks blindly into traffic. He doesn't care. >> Is it wrong that I want him to get hit by a banana truck? Well, he was yelling at a fruit vendor at one point because the fruit vendor would not take no for an answer. >> Now, I don't want him to get hurt because I just imagine him flipping over, landing in the truck, falling out, and then looking like the Chita banana lady. >> Okay. Uh, as I'm starting to die here, we're going to jump over to some drunk girl. Oh, dear lord. Let's see. Screen share. Oh, I'm sorry about coughing in the microphone there. 12 though >> and we are going to New Jersey, Flemington, New Jersey for the latest future Mrs. Parson >> from a 2023 incident with a shoplifter. >> Is Parson able to >> Is he able to fulfill his duties as a husband yet? Well, he's going to have to because remember this Saturday from 8:00 Eastern until 900 p p.m. Eastern, we'll be live with the Chile Gym whatever marathon sponsored by whoever wants to sponsor it. Uh yeah, and we will be marrying off Parson. We're going to try for 30 times in 12 hours. >> And I need the food update. Yes, I will give you update. >> Co brain, >> if you're up to it, if you're not feeling like you want food, >> whatever. >> Oh, we we are definitely doing food cuz >> Okay. Yeah, just put it on your calendar for like >> today. Give me a little Give me >> give me a little uh >> Yeah, we'll we'll figure it out. >> Morning. Yeah, >> I have diplomatic immunity. >> We'll figure it out. Oh god. Uh yeah, the the the other problem with being sick like this this time around it's not letting me sleep. So like last night I went to bed around this time and then immediately was awake and I couldn't sleep. I couldn't get comfortable. I just started coughing if I went back too far. I ended up waking up and working from 1000 p.m. till 4:00 a.m. to get the newspaper out this morning. And folks, we need your help on the newspaper or on the the videos we put out. Please watch them. Please. Right now, YouTube has changed the algorithm yet again. Everyone is feeling it. Everyone is our hits are way down, but we're not getting into the algorithm. Even doing paid promotions will not work. YouTube had you've seen everyone bitching about it. Well, it's true, especially in this space where we're a tiny player against some of these people. And please take a look over our work. Please. They're like less than seven minutes long. Just click on them. I can agree with my learner colleague here. I I'm taking a head off of it. Jim's taking a hit off of it. >> I don't have time to watch I don't have time to watch all that. I'm sorry. I just don't I'm a busy woman. >> Put it on the background while you're driving around town flagging. >> I don't have it on my phone. I don't watch anything on my phone. >> Well, you're you're >> Okay. All right. Whatever. >> I I I don't even know why they changed the freaking algorithm this time. >> Yeah. the it's a number of changes that all came at once and it's screwing over everybody, even the big ones. Uh it's just a matter of figuring out what they did and how to counter it and see what works because >> it's really really bad this time. Uh, our Charlie Kirk video that we put out this morning on Chile attacking the the wife should have done at least a thousand by now. And similar videos have done that when they're on a hot topic with a nationally known celebrity. >> People listening to it. >> Well, I it it's the algorithm because we haven't hit even like 300 yet. It it's not just they're sick of it. It's It's not getting presented out there. >> Like I I I follow uh JD Del uh Dan and even he's getting hit by it. He's way bigger than a lot of us. >> Attorney is that the attorney? >> No, he's a former inmate. >> Huh? >> Uh thank you, Celtic bastard. >> He used to be in prison. He's out. He's cleaned his life up and he's doing uh he's got a YouTube channel. It's really really good. But even he he's got a million plus followers almost and he's still getting hit on his live streams with like low numbers because of >> I don't know who he is. >> Yeah. Well, all the I mean like I watch Lionus Tech Tips and they have millions of subscribers and they're getting hit. Red Letter Media, another one that I watched. They're getting hit. They put out a video about it. It's just the whatever they do. They did this last year, too. Uh, everyone got hit last September, and we weren't really following our numbers last year, but I was following the numbers of like Chile and Lia, and everybody took a hit in September. So, I'm not sure what the hell's going on, but it does seem like it's something that they do every year. Okay. All right. >> So, was supposed to go for >> like a minute, but let's get back into >> uh pregnant shoplifter pulls race card. So, yes, I've got co brain, which is probably going to get us uh demonetized again, but we'll see. Or limited, sorry. >> And Phil isn't even in the air. Yep. Yeah, Phil took the night off. So, >> he deserves it. >> Phil took the night off. >> Yep. >> Yes, he has. Yes, he has. [Music] >> Yeah, that's enough. >> Where's the other one? Ma'am, come with me. >> Where? Which one? >> Come with me. Where's the other woman you're with? >> Who? >> The other woman you're with. >> Nobody's with me. >> You're by yourself? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Come on. Sadly, this girl is about the age of the ones that uh Floyd was hitting on today. >> Come sit down. >> There's one more inside. All right. Stay here. What' you take? Did you put anything in your bag? >> No. What are What is they talking about? She That lady was watching her. I didn't put nothing in my bag. I've been sitting here waiting for roadside assistance cuz I locked my feet in your bag. You're not looking in my bag. Nobody touching my bag. Nobody's accusing me of nothing. That lady, you can ask her right there. She been walking around seeing I didn't touch nothing, bro. Nobody's touching my bag. Can't nobody accuse me of touching. >> Stop yelling. That's only one side of the story, right? So, all you have to do is say All Nobody's checking my bag. Simple. So, can I have ID? I'll be right. I'm not answering no questions. You're not giving No, you're not touching my ID. >> Okay, relax, man. >> Now I'm aggravated. I'm waiting for my to get the key out my car. I'm just walking around to waste time until the roadside assist to come and get my key out my car. >> Where's your car? >> I'm not answering no questions. Why the you keep ask No, I'm not answering. >> We can probably help you with the key thing. We have like our own like people that can come >> [ __ ] coming in here walking around like what the I'm wasting time. That lady seen me right here. I'm literally walking around. One more inside. What's that? >> One more inside. Keep in that van over here. >> You seems like the perfect match for Mr. Parson. She's vocal, isn't she, NCR? She's very vocal. She seems very charming. They start to leave. Let me know. Hey, >> I got to go check the bathroom. Make sure >> that reminds me. I should >> Yeah, you can come outside so we can talk. >> What's that? >> So, that reminds me I should dye my hair blue again. >> Why blue again? Cuz I always look good in blue. >> You always look good in blue. >> Okay. >> Would you prefer the crimson red? >> Uh, probably half and half. What do you think, Gia? Should he dye his hair half red, half blue? >> Who? NCR? >> Yes. >> For what? >> He says he wants to dye his hair. NCR, you know, don't even start with me with what the hell. >> I've done it before. >> Why? >> Because I like to it. He says it'll either be blue or red, but I'm saying do half and half. >> All blue or all red? >> Yes. >> But he's so handsome with brown hair. What do you >> Actually, it's black, Gia. I have black hair with a lot of gray in it now. All right. So, you're handsome. What are you trying to do? >> I want to have fun. >> Well, you can do that without coloring your hair. >> Yeah. At least yours didn't go white before you turned 40 like mine did. >> We could dye Jim's purple. >> No, cuz anything on Jim. >> Yeah. Last time I almost died from it, so >> Okay. Yeah. No. No. Don't >> neon green. >> Burgundy. Burgundy. Burgundy. >> Dark burgundy. >> I mean, I've had my hair blue, green, purple, crimson red, uh, aqua, platinum, blonde, orange. Uh, folks, put put your thoughts inside chat as to what color he should dye his hair. >> Rainbow. >> Never rainbow. >> Do it. >> You should. Yeah. Half and half. >> A circle of No. A circle of purple, a circle of red, a circle of blue, a circle of yellow, and on and on. Rainbow. That's what I vote for. So, you're saying that he'll go from the Midnight Express to the Rainbow Connection? >> Yes. >> He's the Rainbow Connection. >> Yes. >> Why can't I look like Coco Beware? >> Uh 73 and Walking with a Cane. >> My hair gets colored tomorrow. >> Yep. Brown. Make sure make sure there's no one there to ask to speak to your manager. >> Brown. >> Okay. >> Or do like a do checkerboard. >> Yeah, look cool. >> Black and white checkerboard. That would be cool. >> No, because then Bill and Jim's going to use my my head as a chess board. >> No. >> We don't play chess. We play checkers. We play check. Black and white checker board. Not black and red. Black and white. Yeah, we we play checkers or cuz cuz chess ends up with too many fist fights. >> Yes. >> So that's >> it's too much. It's too much. >> At least we're not playing shogi. >> Okay. I don't know what that is. Okay. Put it inside chat. Put it inside chat. Just say what color you want for his hair. >> Is this your friend or >> is this your friend? She's pretty upset. >> Where's your friend? She's pretty upset. >> I only got one side. That's why it came out. I want >> I told you I'm not answering no question. >> This is why I wanted you to come outside and have a conversation. >> No questions. >> All right, then don't >> Oh, is this shoplifting? >> Friends or? >> Yeah, I've seen this. >> Do you know each other, >> bro? I told you I came here by myself. Why are you talking to me? I'm asking you questions. >> Do you know her? >> Well, you just you just told me you did inside. So you're lying. You have your ID on you? >> No, >> you don't have ID on you. >> It's not showing no ID. The >> Well, that's going to it's going to be an issue if that's the case. >> I ain't showing. >> So you can come back to headquarters and I'll fingerprint you find out where >> you can't you can you not even in the system. >> So we're we're investigating. They're allegingly that there's a possible shoplifting. So we have the right to detain you guys. You guys are detained right now. So you're not free to leave. You are absolutely detained and we need to figure out what's going on. And if we need to ID you guys, we're going to ID you. And if you refuse to provide your information, you be placed under arrest for obstruction. >> Hey, can you stay over here for me? >> Girl, I'm not staying nohere. You talking about you are >> nice. >> You can get mad. I'm going to be respectful to you. You can get mad all you want. >> But listen, if you keep if you keep walk >> I think Parsons has a winner here. Uh uh NTR as to be with us. Dearly beloved, >> dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this all spacious night to join Parsons with this questionable young woman. Does Parsons take this questionable young woman and all of her bad habits to be his YouTube wife for the next 24? Well, not 24 hours, but till midnight tonight. >> I love her. She is mine. >> And does questionable woman take Parsons to be her YouTube husband until the stroke of midnight where she will turn back into a pumpkin? >> I go nowhere. I'm staying at his house forever. >> By the powers invested in me by YouTube and the Nevada Gaming Commission of Tribal Affairs, I now pronounce the husband and wife. >> Yay. Away. I'm going to put you in cuffs in the car. >> Matter of fact, bro, I'm about to call my uncle statement. She about to come here. I don't know what you're talking about. You got me up, bro. >> Go ahead. >> Wrong with you. >> Go ahead. Better get the out my face with all that stupid. >> So I we're not being aggressive. She's being aggressive. You're being cooperative. >> She got attitude. >> Okay. So um if you don't have ID, we need to get your information. Okay. >> What are they saying? >> What? >> I think they said they do like a work order. >> I'm just attaching it. That's all. >> Um so did you get a story from inside or? >> Yeah, they have bunch of stuff in their bag. >> Okay. Um, so we're going to take a one second. I'm I'm going to need your information. This is your last chance to provide it. If you don't, you will be placed under arrest for obstruction. So, it's your choice. So, we're be you're upset. I understand that. >> So, I need your information. If you have ID, give it to me. >> Have ID or not getting my ID from my answer still the same? All three of y'all. >> So, then I wrong with you. >> Then I need your name and date of birth. And if you don't provide it, then you're going to be placed under arrest. So, please provide it. Are you going to provide your information or no? Miss, >> I take that as a no. >> Okay. Well, you're under arrest now for obstruction. >> My mom come, bro. We're not doing that. >> No, that's not how this works. You don't >> touch me, girl. Do not touch me. Do not touch me, bro. Do not touch me. Do not touch me. You touch me, you going to be mad, bro. You touch me, you going to be mad, bro. >> It don't matter. It's a minor anyway, so you can't do that. Well, we don't know. Well, I'm telling you, >> I don't have to until she provides it. I don't have convince her no minor. So, convince her recording, >> but you can't touch a minor. >> So, okay. >> We're sure that they're okay. >> I They They showed like a They had a work order in their hand, but we have the plate. >> Listen, I'm going to tell you, we're not looking to do this. This is not our This is not the ideal way to do this. Simply provide us with your name and date of birth. trying to switch it up now cuz I got you recorded. I just said, "Yeah, I don't care. This has been the same the whole time. You have to give us your information." >> Coming over here aggressive as hell with them cuffs out until I said you can't touch a minor. So, >> how do we know she's a minor >> because I'm putting on cuz I got you recorded. Don't try. >> You can record all you want. Look, I got a body cam on right now, too. The whole thing's recorded. >> I don't mean nothing. Y'all can wipe that off with a bunch of dirty tops. >> I don't believe that body cam. She She's She's going to give us her name or she you give us your name or no. >> All right. So, you're under arrest right now. >> Do not touch me. I'm not giving any touch me, bro. Serious. Get off of me. I'm not touch. >> Bro, what the Bro, do not touch me, bro. Do not touch me, bro. Do not touch me, bro. Do not touch me, bro. >> Bro, do not touch me, bro. >> Do not touch me. You horny as hell, bro. >> Um, okay. >> He's horny as hell. So, there you go. NCR, what do you think of this? I love her. I want to marry her instead. What? NCR, I want to marry her instead. Gia, do you approve of >> No, no, no. You can't do that while I'm taking care of financial business. >> Gia, do you approve of this rewedding? >> I do, Jim. I do. There you go. So, >> sorry, I'm texting people. I have a a trip planned in November because I need to get my house tented for termites and I need to get Zoe taken care of, etc., etc. And and she's a real dog. >> Jim's being >> And she's a real dog. >> She is. >> She's a real dog. >> She is, man. Stop touching me. >> Let me get this, >> bro. Stop touching me, bro. >> Yo, you y'all funny as hell, bro. Oh, it's funny. >> Let go. >> No, I'm not. You ain't about to let go of your bag. No. Ask me nicely. Let go of your bag. >> Let go of your bag. >> Ask me nicely. >> Let go of your bag. >> No, you're not about to be aggressive. >> Let go of your bag. >> No, you ain't about to set up a couple cars. >> You going to be mad when you get this lawsuit. >> You throwing me on the car. And I told you I'm proud. A couple cars. >> All right. You going to be in the car. against the car. >> That's a big ass lawsuit. >> Let go. >> You going on the car? Could you think I please have your bag? >> Let go of the bag. >> That's all you got to say. But don't throw me on no car. >> Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Now, since I told you I'm pregnant, you want a whole different excuse. Uh-uh. We ain't doing that. >> No, I'm keeping you. >> You cannot grab no minor. >> I am suing. Stop. >> I'm recording them. >> I'm recording them because you can't touch a minor. >> Stay right here. >> I'm recording it. >> You can't do that. You can't throw a pregnant woman against the car. I told you I was pregnant. You steal against the door. >> So you going to be mad. >> I can't do that. >> Do you have any weapons on your You can't steal. >> We don't got no weapons. But I like with a weapon. >> You cannot steal. Ma'am, that's why I'm asking. >> Ma'am. Ma'am. >> Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am, >> you cannot steal. >> Well, I can't just steal. >> Wait, just wait. Just wait. It gets better. >> It does. Okay. Oh, good lord. >> No, I ain't got no weapon. If I did, I will use it. >> Okay. Put your hands behind your back. >> You're not going to make comments like that. You're not going to make comments like that. Put your hands behind your back. Okay, we're going to go against >> Yeah, that was kind of stupid. She said that if she had any weapons, she would have used them against the police. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Yep. >> That's easiest way to go into handcuffs. >> Yep. >> Throw >> Just throw a muffin. Just throw muffins. >> Don't threaten Don't threaten weapons. Just throw a muffin. >> Yep. >> Throw a muffin. >> That's right, folks. Folks, uh, if you want to send me muffins, uh, remember Saturday. Saturday, Saturday. We'll be with you all day on Saturday. And you can throw muffins at me if you want to. >> Jim wants my muffins. Oh my god. >> That's right. I want chocolate chip or blueberry muffins. >> Okay. >> Or chocolate chip with blueberry muffins. >> Oh god. Don't be gross. >> It's what? >> It's fiber or nothing. Jim, >> don't be >> fiber or nothing. I do like apple cinnamon. >> You don't like >> apple cinnamon muffins? >> Banana muffins? >> No, I I'm not a big fan of banana. >> Okay. All right. All right. >> I do like like apple cinnamon muffins or blueberry muffins or >> uh caramel covered. >> Uh yes, that's I don't know. >> My car now. We're going to go against my car now. All mine recorded and I told you I was pregnant. [ __ ] I'm telling my lord, you going down. >> She's pregnant. I guarantee she's pregnant. >> What you doing all this? Cuz I'm black. >> The bigger one is pregnant. Yes. >> Moving your arms. >> You won't be if I had this shirt. I'm taking >> Well, then relax. >> I'm taking it. >> Yes. >> She loves my muffins. >> I'm taking that [ __ ] My carrot cake muffins are the >> I don't want to hurt your wrist. Relax your hands. >> You don't say [ __ ] about that. >> Relax, >> bro. Get off my jacket, [ __ ] I don't need you to hold me. >> Send the Stop. Please stop pulling. >> It's already on me. >> Yo, if you don't let me go, I promise you I'll spit on you. Go ahead, >> bro. Let me go, bro. >> Stop pulling and I'll let go of you. >> Let me go. I've been standing here, [ __ ] This works. >> You talking I don't know what the wrong with y'all cops, [ __ ] Y'all work for us. >> So much rage. >> You can give me this now. >> No, you not touching my bag, bro. >> Yes, they are. Daryl. Damn. >> Let go. Let go. >> CeCe. Bro. >> Bro, come get him, bro. Come get him, bro. >> Come. Go. Come get him, bro. >> You guys got him. >> Yeah. Jeez. >> Um, Aliy over there. >> Come get him, bro. >> I got knife, >> bro. >> Bro, bro, why the >> Yo, this man is acting crazy, bro. >> You got to let go, >> bro. Let let go of my bag, bro. This is my [ __ ] Anything that's in my bag, it will get the out, bro. >> Let go of it, please. >> Come on. Come on, >> bro. Let go of my bag, bro. >> You're done. >> Let go. I got done. You talking about >> Let go of the bag. >> Bro, get the off, bro. >> Yo, you cannot touch my [ __ ] bro. >> Let go. >> Yes, they can. You [ __ ] bro. You little [ __ ] You a [ __ ] bro. >> There we go. Batter. There we go. A felony. >> There you go. >> Bro, get the >> bro. >> Bro, >> yeah. I just watched a video on Biggins. He must have used the word a thousand times. >> A thousand times. >> What, bro? Yep. At at the end of every sentence, bro. Yep. >> No, bro. >> Bro, >> Tomatoes, you will always be my bro. >> I love tomatoes, bro. >> Yeah, Tomatoes is a bro. >> And Zoe is a Zoe is a real dog, bro. >> Well, she's a bro go real dog. Yo, >> bro. Yep, >> bro. Uh, meanwhile, NCR is being a hoe, bro, because he's out there looking for women instead. >> No, I am not. >> He's He's looking for the women. >> No, I'm not. >> Get pictures that come from me. Okay. >> I go I I go to the pool and they see me in my boat of undress and then they just throw themselves at me. >> Okay, bro. Whatever you say, bro. >> Bro. Ho ho ho, bro. >> A whole lot of dirty cops. I don't trust no ass. I'm sorry. >> All y'all dirty. >> Oh, big surprise. >> Cop [ __ ] Tell >> big surprise. >> You want to get her? How you going to get mad? >> Big surprise. >> You can't get mad cuz you got mad after that. >> Okay. That's why you got mad. >> You can't handle no [ __ ] a minor. That's how you handle women. >> Of course, I know nothing about whatever the hell that stuff is, but I'm thinking it's got >> Yeah, Alta is like beauty supply. >> Okay. >> I've never been in there, but it's like high-end beauty supply, perfume, makeup, yada yada yada, that kind of stuff. So, that's got to be at least $200 in stock. Oh, >> easily. And yeah, easily. Okay. >> Maybe more. Yeah, >> bro. Who >> raised you? >> You don't do that. >> Okay. >> I don't care. I wasn't doing nothing but recording. That's what I was doing. Recording. Get out of my >> Stop. >> Get out my phone. >> Get down. Damn. What the You about to hurt. If you hurt my baby, you going to be in a lot of trouble. >> Yeah. Okay then. So, you better be Yeah. I just told y'all that. I'm not going to keep saying it. You hurt my baby. Wait, there's two piles. Look at that. There's another >> You're just going to >> scout out the lot and see if there's like a car sitting around or something. >> She's making comments about possibly having a weapon. So, I want to get her searched. That's why she got >> she she hasn't been searched like search. So, >> I asked her if she had anything on her. >> She's out of her cup. She's >> out of her cup. Yeah. >> Nice. >> What do you want to do? >> Listen. [ __ ] bro. Get me the out of your >> Bro, take this off of me, bro. Off of me. Get me the out this car, bro. >> Come on. I'm in. This is a double, >> bro. Get me the out this car, bro. >> Bro, >> stop. Stop, >> bro. Get me out. >> Ma'am, just relax. Can you please relax, >> bro? If you break my wrist on, bro, you won't hate me. I swear to God, bro. >> Can you just relax, please? >> Yo, y'all is terrible. >> This is terrible. >> How do you double lock this guy? >> Okay. >> Nope. Nope. Nope. >> Ma'am, stop. Can you please stop? >> I don't give a [ __ ] Shut up. Your ugly ass. >> What are we Someone's got to get on the other side. What are we trying to do? We're trying to get ma'am. >> Ma'am, let me get the out. I want to be in this car. >> Can you please sit in the car? Ma'am, >> ma'am, let go of the car. >> Yo, you ripping my >> Okay, let go. Can you please let go of the car? Ma'am, can you please let go of the car? >> Can you please let go of the car? >> Thank you. hands are better. >> Listen, good lord, the more charges you're going to get. Do you understand? When you damage When you damage the car, you're going to be charged. Do you understand? Do you understand? >> Okay. >> If it was somebody white, y'all wouldn't need to be doing all this. What are you looking at? [Music] >> Wait. Okay. You can't use the race card when you've got that much product in your bag. I don't care what color you are. When you steal that much product, you're going to get charged. >> It's just saying >> ain't nothing inside my coat. Get out of my car. Ain't nothing in my coat but a mask. Get out my coat. >> Ask me, can you go inside my coat? I'm a girl and y'all are men. Y'all ain't even supposed to be >> I bet she's got stuff on her. You're a woman. Oh, okay. >> I know my rights. We're a woman. >> That's a wrong. >> Yeah, we're a woman, cop, >> cuz you ain't supposed to touch me. No, I can refuse it cuz I'm a woman. >> You ain't supposed to touch me. You a [ __ ] God. Ain't nothing in here. But >> you better not touch my stomach. >> Let's get her in the car. >> Get her. Where's your car at? Right over here. >> This one. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Get off of me. Why you all? Get the off my coat. >> You over here. You ain't even supposed to be stressing me, [ __ ] That's a woman. Why you going all the way? You put gloves on and you touching. You ain't going to touch no female gloves on. >> [ __ ] you. Where y'all? Got put black gloves on and text. >> Okay. Okay. [ __ ] >> Well, you supposed to sit there and text. [ __ ] your mommy. You supposed to call lady cop. I don't know who the I'm talking about. >> No, I'm not legit muffins. >> You supposed to text me. This ain't no blessing. You're good, man. >> I ain't going to do none of this. >> Not sitting back. >> No, I'm not. I'm sitting up. >> You ain't stronger than me. >> I don't know. >> So, the the the older woman that they have in custody is definitely one that's been hitting all over. >> Okay. >> Um, so I'm going to get this stuff in here and get them back out of here. >> What's What's these people? Uh, they're five below. I just I don't know. >> What do we got, man? >> All right, I'm going to bring this stuff in to get it returned. Obviously, we're going to come back. >> Yeah, if you want to just check the area for a car. Do >> you have an idea? nothing. >> You want to head back? >> Yeah, sure. >> Are you back? >> Yeah, we're good. >> I'm going to No, I'm going to return it and get totals. I'm just taking so we know which bag was which. >> Okay. >> Pink one was the younger one. Hold on. Watch. >> Well, the actual pink bag was the older female. >> The pink >> color. Okay. [Applause] >> Hey, Lou. >> Hold on one sec. >> She had her pepper spray ready. They didn't get you. >> Yeah. Um >> that is this Whose phone is this? >> I don't know. >> That's the older lady. >> The older lady. Okay. >> I'll be transporting one female back to headquarters. >> I think her phone is there. We're going to >> I'm going to go and just get these uh >> last down >> down that. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure if they were here, they they scued once they saw all of us come in. So, all right. Let me get totals. >> Yeah, we're good. >> Thanks, guys. >> Till next time. >> Yeah. >> Oh, good lord. >> Okay. Uh, Amiria, age 19. Total value of items stolen, $816.75 >> for that little pile of stuff. >> She was charged with shoplifting. Obstructing the administration of law, resisting arrest, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief. >> Looks good on a resume. It does. Yep. >> Yeah. >> That's exactly what I'm looking for in an employee. Yep. Come on, switch over. He was transported to the Hun Dun County Correctional Facility. She failed to appear for a court appearance and there is an active warrant for her arrest. >> Let's go to the next person. Uh Sierra, age 33. The total value of items stolen $8447. She was charged with shoplifting, obstructing the administration of law, resisting arrest, and hindering. >> Hindering. That's a charge that we can uh get NCR on. He is hindering himself from finding true love. That's right. I may have already founded. >> She was transported to the Hunen County Correctional Facility. She pleaded guilty to the shoplifting charge and was sentenced to 19 days in jail and 2 years of probation. >> Nice. Nice. On June 6th, 2025, she was accused of probation of a probation violation and there is currently an active work for her arrest as well. >> Oh my god. >> Baby mom. Another baby mom. Yep. >> Yep. >> So there you go, folks. Uh >> god. Uh folks, we're at the end of another night. I'm going to bed soon as I am fading fast. >> I want to thank everybody for being here. I want to give it a shout out for to uh to Shay and to Mr. Phil and to both Gia and NCR for their help in the past week as I've been offline due to Starlink and being sick and all sorts of wonderful issues. >> We're here for you. Again, we are going to have a celebration of everything everything on Saturday. We're going to go 13 hours starting at 8:00 Eastern and ending at 900 p.m. Eastern. If you want to spend your day with us, it'd be much appreciated as we'll be talking about everything and catching up on some of these drunk girls. Uh, also, if you want to donate or help out with some of the lost revenue, we have the donation links in the description below. Right. Yep. Yes, thank you, Celtic Bastard. Uh again, uh if you want to help out, it would be much appreciated as >> it's going to be a rough couple of months if if things keep this way. So, >> yes, bro. >> Bro, >> bro, >> bro, bro, bro. >> On that note, guys, anything to say before I start the music? >> Love everybody. Be safe. Be good to each other. Be kind. Remember, saying go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning is just the human version of did you turn it off and turn it back on again, >> bro. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Hey, Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Is there something about and services. 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