I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the proud. Heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout. And I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip, drip, drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage. The way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a batty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pion. Get up. I need your attention. Get up. I need your attention. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a baddie with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get bumped. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my batties at? Yeah. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, you shake it when you show it. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. My baddies at yo yo yo and yo yo yo. So I am here with my brain. My brain is in somewhere else but I'm here I think. I don't know. I don't know. For those who missed it, uh, I was coming out of the kitchen eating a meatball from the spaghetti we were making and tripped over the carpet and flew 30 feet down the hallway, landing on my face and arm and thumb. And 30 feet. Well, it was all the way down the hall. It was I tried to get my foot under me which just ended up propelling me further like okay damn what I pick video. I I missed the bookcase at the end of the hall by like an inch. I was like oh that wouldn't have been good cuz it's a heavy bookcase. I would have run into it and it would have fallen on top of me. So yeah, I have been unable to focus for the last two and a half days, three days, whatever it's been. So yes, claim your shadow. My shadow has it out for me. I think my shadow just showed up and it's Mark and I mean it's Jim the shadow and yeah, if you didn't lose any teeth, it didn't happen. Good lord. Good. Oh, hi Mark. Where's Where's uh the troublemaker? Who? Phil. Yeah, Phil is taking the night off cuz he's got to rest his voice up for Sunday. Oh, okay. And NCR's got the NCR's got the night off uh because he's got stuff going on. And then Pants hasn't looked at his messages where I was screaming, "We need you, Pants." So Mark jumped in at the last second. So thank you Mark. Thank you Marco. Hey everybody. Yes, I am still not with it, but I will be writing three news stories to get the paper back out tomorrow morning with Mr. Pants reading all three. Uh uh Discord Pants, I only contact you through Discord. Uh anywh who. Yeah. Uh, it was an interesting day. I I had the kiddo today. So, uh, we watched I made him watch the original Star Wars. Not the sequels, not the prequels, just Star Wars and he fussed through it, but he watched it. So, wow. He didn't say it was the worst thing ever cuz he loves uh he loves Kylo Ren from the new series, but he doesn't know that Kylo, spoiler warning, is the son of Han Solo and Princess Leia. He didn't know who those people were. So, I had to even though Han Solo is in the one movie, but still, he I had to show him Han Solo. I've never seen Never seen the movie. Han Solo has his own movie. Well, yes. How he met Chewy. There he is. Yeah, there's Pants. That's about time Pants showed up. I was starting to get worried. I was feeling a little naked. Yes, I was out all day and had my Discord turned off. Discord turned off. Dear Lord, what is that? Well, we have a long drunk girl. Quiet. Yes. And your microphone is super quiet today, too. Can I try it again or did I just go deaf? Uhhuh. Aha. There you go. Super pants is with us as what was I doing? Yes. If Mark doesn't behave, can we send him Vatican West? Uh, if Mark doesn't behave, he gets to go home with this drunk girl. Cuz I think I still behave. Send Mark to my house. I have this big empty house and all this extra room. Yeah. Why did you buy such a giant mansion anyway? It was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside. I had a girlfriend like that. [Laughter] Yeah. mentally challenged gym has said way too many things. I don't get that bad when I have Nyquil. Good lord. Good lord. Yeah, I literally have not been able to write for two days. I've got half an article done. But then again, there hasn't been anything going on for the past two days. The biggest thing is the Craig Henry story where Green County has decided they have first dibs on him instead of Sullivan County. So they're going to make him pay a hundred bucks to get out of jail in Green County. That's 10%. But then he needs $16,000 or 12, sorry, $12,000 to get out in Sullivan County. So he is demanding you all pay for his release in Sullivan. If you love Liberty. Yes. If you love Liberty. All right. Before you get to drugs, Jim, you have to explain. What did you do to the names in your side chat? My rainbow's gone. Yeah, I didn't do nothing. It's YouTube. It's YouTube. Yeah, but it's not. It's I just looked at a bunch of other live streams and it's only gyms. Is it Jim's not somehow spread to Nice try. I don't I literally have not been in the back end here in since Tuesday. That's what she said. Yep. Yep. Not me. E, but but Liberty loversite way too long to pick up on that. I'm going to have to put you in for retraining. Yep. Yeah. My name was changed in Biggins, too. And you can go you can go you can go to your your uh studio and try and change it back if it's available. If it's not available, you got to keep trying until it accepts something. Oh, where in studio was it? In my at your your manage your your handle where you manage your handle. Yeah. Yeah, they changed it so that it shows up everybody's handles instead of, you know, the Yeah. names like normal. And Gia Yeah. And Gia isn't available. So, it has to be Gia with numbers or something. So, I just left it. My my girl Hart is here. Yeah. Hey, Hart. Okay. Oh, fun. If you search Twitter for it, there are lots of people complaining about it. Good. Good. So, it wasn't just Phil screwing us over. I mean, screwing us around. That's I'm gonna blame Phil anyway. But, well, he's resting his voice cuz Sunday we have a special edition of this show. We are reading Elaine Meyers the Lane Meyers transcripts from his uh court proceedings where he finally took the plea deal. Is is is Phil playing the victim? Shannon Walker. Hey, Facebook Karen. Hey, Facebook Karen. Hey. Uh, Gia May, if if Gia can't do it, JJ has volunteered. So, a But, uh, Pants, you've got to decide if you want to be either Lane Meyers or if you want to be the judge because those are the two biggest roles and you have the best voice. So, and I'm a victim, so it's just natural that he offers me the victim. Yes. Well, I mean, the victim is is also a woman, and yes, I I try my lovely feminine voice, but I always cut through. I probably won't get a part because we still have NCR and we still have Phil. And then we have the two other male roles as Mr. Resnik and the judge. So, there are three rolls, three guys, and I'll be sitting there conducting. That's And then Pants will take the audio and make his own little thing with it to be released on the channel uh sometime next week or probably uh Monday if we can get it done Monday because Lane Myers's actual sentencing hearing is on Tuesday, which will be another special edition. Yes, because Lane Myers may be actually getting jail time. Uh the few of us who have read the transcript and I will be releasing the transcript on Sunday. Uh it seems like at least my reading of it with my adult brain at this point was that the judge was thinking about jail time because well and a number of them have minimums, you know, outside of the judge's hands as far as I'm reading it. Right. And I don't think there's much remorse as far as I swear I'll never do it again. He comes across as how can I do it without getting in trouble. Right. Yeah. Because this was coming thing. Yeah. The t-shirt thing. And he was doing interviews where he was openly saying her name. You know, he was saying she's the supposed victim and all that. And then saying, "Oh, go to the website. I can't say her name, but go to the website. That's horable." Right. And using her kit and the t-shirt thing for for anyone who doesn't know, he uh one of his buddies put her uh Christmas pictures up or a Christmas photo as a t-shirt. My lord's face as the children. My lord. Class act all the way around. Yes. And he says he has no control over that. They did it on their own. He didn't control any of this. He can't control what people do. And then when uh at the start of it, they were talking about how the phone lines were down and Lane was like, "Yo, you're gonna get several thousand phone calls." I mean, what? I I did catch the line where the judge talked about how we know how some of you like to leave voicemails after hearing these hearings. I just thought it was hilarious that everybody missed this hearing. We all did. And that is why we had I mean everybody who follows Lane missed the hearing and that's why we had to pay the 165 bucks to get the transcripts because there are no audio transcripts available and they don't play that back. So that's why Sunday night, if you will join us, please uh 8:00 normal time, we will be doing the actual reading. Uh the cast be doing the reading along with Judy and uh we'll be going from there. I mean, it's 50 pages long, so it's going to go about an hour because it's big time. We're going to by about page 23, we're all going to be regretting having done this probably cuz I mean, you either get to uh be the judge and be the steady voice or whomever is doing lane will be out of a voice because Lane just won't stop talking. Once he starts, he doesn't stop. And you have the right to remain silent, but not the ability. Yeah. Yeah. Literally. Literally. Lane does not know what the hell he's doing. Yes. I'm thankful that we didn't hear. Excuse me. Can we videotape this from the gallery? Oh, yeah. So, I doubt they were there. Yeah, they didn't show. Uh and Moist. Well, they they probably didn't know it was on either. It seems like they they scheduled it somehow at the last minute. It literally appeared cuz I was checking all day. You know, I had been checking all day and it just didn't show up. And then the next day when I'm checking the calendar for that day, uh it was before the time it was it was tomorrow my time, but it wasn't tomorrow uh on the West Coast. and the listing showed up and I was just like, gosh darn it, what did we miss? What did we miss? So, so anywh who, this is a longer drunk girl that we were trying to use up on one of the on the marathon last week, but we never got around to it. Doing silly girl talking to Zoe. She's being goofy. What is my dog doing now? A and in the middle of everything yesterday when I was trying to go back to sleep, I couldn't sleep. I was obsessing over moving my office around. So, I've moved my office around yesterday, which took me offline for like 5 hours just to move my desk three feet against the wall because I have so much on my desk and three monitors and all that stuff. So now uh and I had to move one of the monitors to the other side of the desk because there wasn't room and it's a big long jumbled mess. But I was in the middle of it when Judy's like guess what? And I'm like what? The transcript's here and I'm like oh. So yes. Anywh who, let's start with drunk Karen thinks she can argue her way out of a 2.7x limit DUI. Does anyone know why cereal is calling me precious? Uh because you are her precious. Uhoh. Yeah. Watch yourself pants. That's right. My precious. Wait, I I thought Coke Dog had gone on holiday. That's not Coke Dog is Well, he he I don't know. He How many days was it? Was it 700 years? Yeah. 1,3 So, did we hit We've got, folks, we've got uh three more days left in the month and we have we hit three years with Coke Dog or not? No, that would be um,95 for three years. Okay, so wait, Facebook Karen is not drunk. Why not? We all are. Oh, if she's drunk, then we'll get her get her pocketbook out. Remember folks, you can tip or you can cash app or you can uh go to go to our GoFundMe or you can send a super stick or super chat or even just send me money by PayPal if you want to. And every $5 is another day where Coke Dog is kept away. from now until the 1st of July. 1st of July. Remember, we're also doing the Lane Meyer stuff because the hearing's at 5:00 Eastern. And we'll have Judy and uh JJ on the air uh Tuesday night to tell us what they saw while they were both in the courtroom. Thank you, Pants. Where was it? Go ahead. Uh, pants said, "I'm feeling precious." $569. There we go. Five. Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hang on. I I think we've got to establish where the precious consented to this. I thought he was Wait, he was precious. Wasn't there that book uh the book with the the heavy Lord of the Wings? No, Precious. Uh, early 2000s, heavy black. Yeah, that was an Opra pick. She did a movie black lady called Precious. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So, the act little black girl. Yep. Her name was Precious. Yes. So, we're saying abused child. Yep. But we're just saying not we're not making fun of the abuse, but we're saying that Pence is a little black girl for tonight. Yes, there we go. On March 1st, 2024, an officer in Florida was out on patrol when he spotted a white Chevy driving erratically in the opposite lane. The officer quickly activated his emergency lights to pull the driver over as she veered onto the curb. Here's what the officer did next. door 450 to 32. Can you be 5124? Oh, I've seen this one. She is lovely. Where where you coming from? I am from [Music] You have your your registration. She's [Music] feel like Do you know why I pulled you over? Um, what's that? Did she just ask why it smells like Christmas? I was about to ask, why is this one feeling like the new Mrs. Pope Phil? So, dude, that's And that is a pause face right here. That I mean, that just sums up the whole I mean, well, it's Parson's night, so Parson, if you're out there, uh, smash her pass. Smash her pass on this one. Smash. If you pass it, she becomes the new Mrs. Pope Phil. Smash or pass, Parson. And NCR is not in play tonight. It's It's either you or Pope Phil or Mark. So, smash pass. Why do I have or How have the feminists not come after you for doing these, Jim? I don't understand. I I'm starting to feel dirty. I don't know. But he Parson says past NCR, but NCR is not in play tonight. So NCR is dealing with the last one. She won't leave. So I take it back. I can fix her. So dearly beloved, they're gathering. Just press play. Just press play to He had the night. I thought he had the night off. What's he doing in side chat? Oh, I don't know. But we are here to unite the souls of Mr. Mark the sarcastic law student. Oh, wait. What? And this fine, wonderful woman. Surprise. I thought Phil was getting this one. Who is on screen right now? Drunk woman. We haven't even heard her excuse though. This This is premature. drunk, which might be Mark's thing. I don't know. But yeah, I mean, she's got to have a really really good excuse to um to get anywhere near these drunk woman. We need we need to know more before we can condone this marriage to be your awfully weded husband. Hang on. If she looks like she needs to poop forward, somebody say yes. Yes. Yes. And Mark, Mark, the wonderful former pug, the law student who never graduates, the wanderer of the aisle of man and the man of the aisle. Do you take this lovely woman as your meal ticket to America? Green cards are us. Uh uh. She's got kids. She's got kids. Oh god. In that case. Yeah, I'm ejecting. Yes, I do. He said so. I heard it. Does anyone have anything to say? Yes. Yes. That could possibly stop this unholy union. We have confused chat members. Uh, pressing play would would definitely help everything though. These people are crazy. She's getting out of She's getting out of the car and he didn't tell her to. So, is she guilty of premature evacuation? [Laughter] Uh, can she poop or can't she? Let us let us get to the video. We We have a development though. It looks like Parson called ice on Mark. So Mark, you better run. And I now pronounce you man and wife you make as the bride and run. I already I'm coming on a roll. You you swerve you avoid. I came from I came from shittest fat assass. Yeah. And I remember going very far away from what I was avoiding. Listen to me. I hope she's in shorts. Is she just flashing the hell out of that aore officer? Yep. That's what I'm saying. She better. I hope she's in shorts otherwise. And then I turn left. Yeah. So you point that thing at me. So you was all on this side of the road driving. I had to stop my vehicle for you to get back over. I turned around to follow you and you were just about crashing to over the curb over there until I got behind you. What curb? The curb on Alexander. And then see, but this officer sounds drunk too though. As I as I pulled you over, you know, you came over the curb into someone's yard. My goodness. My is my pupil. Do you see where you're at? You're you're you crossed the curb and uh you you have now pulled me over and what else am I supposed to do but pull over into the most No, all you had to do was pull over to the side. My mother My mother told me to pull over in the most pull into somebody's yard. My mother taught me hole into somebody's yard. Would somebody rather their yard you crossed you crossed the whole curve after a place I Okay, just get back in the car. Okay, get back in. Get back in the car. Just back in the car. Step back in the car for me. This is Okay, step back in the car. I get back in the car. Get back in the car. There there is no road. Either you get back in the car or I detain you right here in the car. I I think she's pretty much detained at this point. Dude, I always pull into somebody's yard. Just take a seat. Leaning forward and yelling at the top. So many people. I'm not like a robber or something. No, you're not. Did we say that? Can I go back home? No, you cannot. Sorry. Sorry to let you know. How can I not go back home? I need a pair of shorts. That short. Okay. He's going to talk to you in just a second. Yeah. Good news is she's wearing a short. Don't send you grabbing your purse. My purse. My wallet. Okay, that's perfectly going into the purse. She's She's gone. Oh, she's gone. But it's not the same. Oh, it's not. Okay. You see the tattoos? Okay. Yeah. Lady, you can't park there. She does. Yeah. Can you talk to Mason? I mean, I parked one of Jim's cars upgraph. We're not Yeah, I'm still got a ticket over that. I sent that over to uh someone uh I I said it was impersonating you. So, uh, yeah, that person who we aren't going to name with a threeletter name starting with a D, uh, got a lot of tickets out of nowhere in your name somehow. This isn't This is at 2:29 29 in the morning. The the homeowners are asleep. Yes. Somebody inside chat asked, "Where are the homeowners?" Well, they are asleep. without my permission. This sort of thing happens all the time in Florida. Are you guys looking for somebody specific? No. Yeah. Drunk women trying to drive. Why are you guys doing this to me? Is that a tattoo? Tattoo of two cats kissing on her thigh or what the hell? Uh I don't tattoo. There's a lot going on there. I'm not I'm not sure. Well, usually we don't like stop people at this late at night. So, in in my personal So, why do you guys do this when I didn't do anything wrong? Nothing. Because I haven't done anything wrong. And I have kids. I have kids. Tell me. Why did you stop me, sir? I don't know. I I wasn't the one that stopped you. You don't know. Oh, where is my phone? Did she wet her phone? No, I No, one of her pockets is pulled out. No, she just turned around. Oh. Oh. Oh, I don't know. Kinky. Uh, golden. Do they actually Did she make those herself or do they actually sell jeans that or sell shorts that that cut like that where the pockets are actually falling out? You you pay extra for them to distress your your your clothes before you wear them. Yes, my former brother-in-law would actually wear something like that. E, except and every pair of jeans he owned, the crotch was ripped out. Literally within the first week, the crotch would disappear on his pants. Oh, that's some crotches have to work harder than others. Well, seeing that we why he's my former brother-in-law and the 10 kids he fathered outside of the three with my sister. Uh, dear Lord. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Anyh who anyhoo and she's on the opposite side of the road coming at you. Coming at me. So I like stop. I'm like oh what is she doing? She swore back over and the car gets shaking and I'm like not right. So, I just make a U-turn. You know, I'm not going to do a traffic stop yet. I I turn around and she's like at the stop sign like facing this way at 11. Alexander on the stop sign. I'm like, "Oh, yeah. I'm I It's just So, how did you guys end up appear?" So, I flip my lights on back there. I'm call uh Yeah, they're targeting her. She stops and goes again and then comes around here, come over here, makes a U-turn, and then hops the curb. She's definitely I think she's under the influence. I smell the alcohol herself and she cannot give me she she's not making any sounds. Yeah. So, what the do you want? What do you want? I want to know what pants uh cereal wants to know. Oh my god. Precious, please explain that crotch is working. It's something something must contain the ins and outs of the parts that something. What? Audi iny audi audi. Oh my god. This gal even for 50 bucks would not show up at that retail space. Oh, good lord. Why Why is her butt glowing in this in this pause? I think it's her phone. I'm not sure. I hope it's I mean they do. Let's just hit play so that we can possibly maybe get through this. You ended up on the the the grass here. There's no way to pull over on a oneway street other than turning into a Uturn to pull over so that other civilians can still pull forward and make their way through their route without me being in their way. Is there any other questions? Civilians 2:30 in the morning. No. Nope. All right. Is there um any questions about me being too intoxicated to drive home? If that's the case, I can get home. Um if that's not the case and sobriety test, then that's another question. But as far as you're concerned, sir, my children are with their medicine. Oh no. He went to get their medicine. Go to sleep, dude. 2 in the morning. What do you want? Yeah. I'm sorry. Unfortunately, I'm not investigating the case. He is. So, I I have to just talk to you until he gets children are sick. So, she went to CVS at 2 a.m. to get some medicine for her kids while dressed like a hooker and drunk off her ass. and her husband is at home and he has no idea where she's at and home alone. No, the husband's at home. Oh, okay. Yeah. May maybe she she drank the cold syrup. Maybe or vanilla extract. That works too. Could be. The medicine was in the bottle bottom of the bottle of Jim Beans. She got the that out of the way so you can't just have the medicine out my face then. Sugar helps the medicine go down. I thought it was a spoonful of bourbon. Was that a bottle? It It looks like she Yeah, it looks like she takes a spoonful. Oh, I know is I'd rather have a frontal labbotomy than a bottle in front of me. No, wait. Strike that. Reverse it. I'm not in your face. Get out of my face. Well, there's only four. No, just stay over here, ma'am. Just stay over here. Oh, what are you doing grabbing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Stop. You don't need to go over there. You need to stay over here. Fireball coming online. Fireball. Reason to believe that you're under the influence of alcohol or some substance. So the next step is doing the sobriety field exercises. Do you consent to doing the exercises? Consent. Do you It's a yes or no. If you don't want to do them, you say no. If you are willing to do them your field. Oh, this is fun. You'll love this. I'll do your field. This is fun. She got some teeth and everything. Can you come this way with me? She got some teeth. What? Hold on. I don't know, but she's on the phone. Rachel. Rachel, can you come this way with me? Yes, sir. Can you put all your bags and stuff inside of Okay. This officer is slurring his words way too much. But like I have illegal. No, I just just want you to put your bags. pain. Um, sorry. Um, one trip to Walgreens for the babes medicine has turned into Oh, Walgreens for the babes. Yeah. Yep. I'm talking to you. A drunk mother is a good mother. You're not going to be able to hold uh talk on the phone while you I'm not talking on the phone with my husband. You're not going to be able to while But I feel like I'm being cheated. Remember folks, this is Mark Pride. So, I'm confused and I'm pissed. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm a little bit pissed off. Oh, pissed off. I thought she really drunk. Hey, Judy. Hey, Judy. I'd say she's more than a bit. Hang up the phone and I'm going to put it on. Well, Judy, you know, you could come up here just saying on Sunday. Judy could Judy could be the court reporter. All All her lines are is just yelling slow down from the background. No, Judy is going to be Rachel Styles. I get to the because not too many lines. Yeah, I don't think there are any lines for the reporter. Works for me. Uh Judy, check Discord if you want to come up. Uh no. Someone tell me the reason why all of this is I told you you swerve. You was on the other street. Yeah, I swerved. I just got back from my girlfriend, my very best friend Erica's house and she's on the street that the Shell Station is on and I was trying to get mying music right and I might have swerved trying to get my music on the Shell Station street but I promise you I'm noting anything off. I'm not going to kill somebody. I'm not going to hurt anybody. Okay, I No, no, no, no. You're good right here. They're pretty safe right now. Just walk this way with me. You You can walk regular. Walk with me. No. Cereio, I'm not moving unless somebody tells me to move. Cio said don't tell them that she's getting naked. And but that's too bad about your cough, Judy. See, I I I told her that she was moist. Oh, I've completely lost my ability to concentrate. Well, yeah, pants. That's Anthony, wait till you read it. Uh, now, uh, yeah, Anthony will be releasing the, uh, transcript Sunday morning with the paper. So, uh, yeah, it's 50 pages. Uh we're going to give ourselves the first shot at it so we can uh report on it for Sunday morning and then uh do the live reading 8:00 Eastern Eastern on Sunday night. And Mr. Pope Phil is off resting his voice as he's apparently still allegedly sick. Allegedly. Uhuh. You can move. Come on. How and where? Just walk up to me. How and where? And the regular walking. How and where? I'm not risking it. It's my best friend's house. And then my children are at the other house. It's like in a mile. Okay, just walk this way. Walk this way. I'm okay with it. You guys are It's a Tell me what I'm doing, sir. Walk towards me. There we go. All right, that's fine. You can stop. You can stop. You guys, you guys are so Hey, let me borrow your milk. Diag. Can I go home, bro? I have kids. Oh my gosh. Like, no. Oh, I got to go through this check and this check and then we have to make sure make sure everything is okay. Bro, I want to go home. Well, if everything goes well on this and we see that you're okay to drive. Obviously, dude and I have the most the most chill everything. He's going to start here in just a second. Okay. The most chill ever. No. What do you mean, dude? They wouldn't pull me over for no reason. I mean, if everything goes You're lying. You're a liar. Oh, you're you're all good. But you're a liar. Show me that you were okay. Because I've been in this situation where I didn't have anything in the car and people have been like, "Oh, we're going to take you to jail anyways and you have to do this, that, and the other." And then people have taken like completely innocent human beings away and the cops are enjoying the show. I'm going to be the one giving directions right now. So, she's burying herself. Yep. Okay. So, she was going to Walgreens but stopped at her best friend's house and the kids are sick at home and the husband is at home. Yes. And she she doesn't have liquor in the car that she can't get pulled over cuz she said I don't have anything in my car. I didn't before either. And it's 2:40 in the morning. Yes. on March 1st, 2024. And according to the title, she has 2.7x the legal limit. Nice. There you go. Oh, listen to me. Call me a drunk. Yep. Anything else? Just me when I while I go. I don't want to, but I'm going to. If you don't want to, I can't force you to do anything you don't want to do. So, if you don't want to, by any means, you don't have to. Yes. No. You're going to do it. You going to do You mean yes. No, dude. Do you [Music] exercise on for about 25 minutes about what's going on in my life? And you're like, "Yes, no. Yes. No. Want." And give me specifics. Do you want to do the sobriety field exercises? Obviously, I just did them. You did not do them. It has not started. It has not started yet. Literally just made me walk in a line. Wow. Now everybody's going to say, "I told you this was bad. You just did that." No, I asked you to move up to me. I told you. I specifically said this is not part of anything. Okay, guys. Okay. Whatever. Okay, whatever, guys. All right. Face me. Get the out my face. You don't lie about me doing your soriety test because I did your soriety right now. I did. Can you acknowledge her? I did your surprise to go in cuffs now. Yep. When walk over here means I did the test and passed it. She needs to go in cuffs now. I did your test pants and you still say I'm not worthy. Yep. I even peed in the cup twice. Twice. And I'm old enough to remember when drunk was 0.1, not 08. Oh, good lord. If you you if you don't acknowledge your sideways, you can listen to her. I'm going to go ahead and do whatever the told me to do. Uhhuh. Yeah. Okay, I'm trying to help you, but you want to catch an attitude. Listen to me. Are you listening, man? Are you listening? Hey, listen. Are you listening? Are you making me do what he has already done? I have not yet told you any instructions. I don't I done this twice. Not once. But twice. Are you ready? I have. Okay. Place your feet together and your arms by your side. Keep your head straight and follow the stimulus with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. Do you understand? I do, sir. And the lights. Oh, wow. We're adding extra efficiency. You said you understand the instructions, but that light off. No, because my instructions don't include an extra LEO light on me, do they? I'm going to read this again. It says, "Follow with your eyes and your eyes only. You do not move your head with your hands by your side and feet together." And that [ __ ] goes up. What? Whoa. No. Right. No. No. All right. Pull a judge out here. Tell me what they think. Yeah. Get a [ __ ] You're not following instructions. First off, my instructions involve to put your little wire in my face and that mother can put that light put your hands together and by your side. Okay. Her children will see this one day. Probably. Yes. Yep. I don't know why they don't just arrest her at this point. Yeah. That means she should have been in cuffs 10 minutes ago. She She's drunk and disorderly at this point. Yep. Yep. Yep. And Uhhuh. with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. Don't look. Tell the light that's in the light is not coming off from the back. The light is not coming off. The light from the background can go off. Otherwise, I'll do you, you and you for the same thing. Turn it off. So, we're going to just go to the next exercise. No, we're going to go ahead and go with the same thing. I explained multiple times. You have not been listening. You are going to turn that. Listen to me. Listen to me. I'm I'm the one conducting the exercises. I'm giving the instructions. Does the exercise say side piece? Are you going to Are you going to listen to what I say? Side piece holds like Okay, look. So, who's the side? Why in my face one more time, I'll sue you with the rest of them. Okay. He's getting aggro at the female officer for some reason. Oh, we're going to come up here to this line right here. Mhm. Oh. Oh, okay. All right. Oh, you're going to put your question. Mhm. What else are we doing, honey? You're going to put your left foot on the Yeah. Does she dress the same way for after school pickup for her kids? I would hope so. Her kids are probably already embarrassed the way she's dressing like she works a corner. Can you imagine her showing up at a PTA meeting with butt cheeks hanging out? That would be awesome. That would be awesome. Pants, let's make it. I mean, Mark, since you're married to her, let's make it so. Oh god. Now I can't find the screen. There we go. line. Mhm. And your right foot directly in front of it. And my right foot directly in front of it until the end of the line. Right. Get the out my way. You listen to the instructions. My speech. Get the out my way. Either listen to the instructions or we just don't do it. Okay. Let's listen to the instructions. Get the out my way and tell me the instructions. I'm telling you the instructions. Place your left foot on the line and your right foot directly. Let me call my husband. A call. I need to take a call. There she goes. You're under arrest at this point. No, I'm not. I'm trying. You are. No, you're not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm trying to call my husband. Nope. You're under arrest. And I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk. Give me your phone. No. I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk without my husband. I'm trying to walk. I hate you, [ __ ] I hate you. She's got mommy issues. How? How? Under the influence. How? You guys didn't give me any resistance. Resisting. They were trying to you. I want my Oh my god, guys. Do it. It gets worse. No, you just popped down when you did that. What you're doing in the car in the car? What you're doing on this? Please don't do this. I'm going to get in and you guys are pulling you in. I would like my phone in a traffic. Get next rotation. Do you want me to go with him to help him? No. Expedite. All right. Um here. Take that. Um this is the only thing I have for her. Um I'm trying to do the prison property when you get there. If he's banging around too much, they'll expedite. Okay. And then you I'll call you. [ __ ] yeah. just fine. All right. Um, can I give you guys 10:32 operator and everything happens with my kids and everything? Can I give you guys information, please? I need to get out. I need to get out and I need um I need bond information and I need I need my children to get 51 right now. children. Mark, her her needs are not being met. I need my children. They need to be in the car with you when you're getting pulled over. And then they need to jail with you. What sort of needs does Mark have? I thought he was running from ICE. I'm No, no, no. Mark is responsible for fulfilling her every need. Oh, with my escape in Jim's Rolls-Royce. Yep. Why is there a white a white van outside of my house? Uh, Mark, I'm watching white one there. There should be a black one there. Watching a fabulous show based in Pemrookshire. Wait, does it say does it say process service on the side? Jim, you might want to not be home. You You don't have a white van. You You have a black one. No. Like two days ago. Ice has white vans. That's what I'm saying. Candy. I don't know. I can't see. It's too dark. And I'm not going to the front door. So, I'm not here. I'm not here. My name is not Mark. So, if you're listening, Ice, you're not here. I am not here. 647 [ __ ] that weird side eye towards me. You can if they if they allow you, you'll be able to get any numbers out of your phone so you can make phone calls. Okay, Jim. Yes. Can you back it up about 20 seconds? I think the girl said that the lady needed a welcome potty. Weird side eye towards me. You can if they if they allow you, you'll be able to get any numbers out of your phone so you can make phone calls. Female squad welcome home body. They're going to have to get into that [ __ ] I walked away and I got away. Now the husband is abusive. That's why she went to the Walgreens to get the kids medicine and then went to her friend's house dressed as a stripper. I mean a hooker or uh early Halloween party. Okay. Mark, do you have any regrets about marrying this woman? I have a lot of regrets. My god, you guys suck. Oh my god, you guys. Oh my god. Come on. Please take it quick. I fixed that. How did the doll pants? I'm afraid we can't do that. I'm sorry. Like I said, at the jail, you can get the numbers out and they're if everything goes well, they'll let you call. I didn't even get a chance to feel like you have no right to arrest me. I was always available. Who do you think you are? Some kind of police officer? You guys had no like point where you did it all the way with me. You guys didn't even do it. You guys didn't even do the check in with me. What? You thought you were going to smash my face in the bar? No, I did not. Is that what you thought you were going to get? No, you were resisting. That's why you're not in the seat belt. I did. I wasn't resisting. Thank you, Touche, for gifting one membership. I got to see who got it. I can't give memberships and I can't buy memberships. Google hates me. Okay. So, I instead of typing in new really cool news, I type in GoFundMe. Yeah, my brain's with it today. Uh that membership went to Mistier something. So congratulations for the gifted membership. And thank you again to Shay. That's another day to keep Coke Dog away. I said I would take it. I said let me do it. I said let me do it. I said, "Let me give the drunken test. Let me do it. Let me do it now." Oh, yeah. All of it. And you didn't You You did not cooperate. You didn't let me do it. You still have it. Well, do it. It's too late now. Let me Oh, it's too late. You can't let me be sober. You're not allowed to let me be sober. Let you be sober. Let me out of the car. Honey, that was hours ago. You're not allowed to let me be sober. Nope. N do that. Nope. Nope. They can't let her. They don't have the time. I'm 97 LC. They don't have the time. Why couldn't you have done the test? But because you're going to get sued. You're gonna get a silver 874. You want to do the test? What? What's the bet? She didn't suit. Yes. I would love to talk about everything. Oh, it does get better. Oh my. I told you. I told you. What is going on? What was that? Touche welcome on the radio in the car. The female sergeant told them to have a welcome potty. There you go. There you go. That's the welcome potty. The chair. Yep. Yep. I wasn't even drunk enough to be pulled over and to be and to be like be put aside. One of the hardest to be to be arrested. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. No, the title says my hair. What's going on? Why is this happening? If you let me talk, I can share this with you. He told me I'm trying. You keep talking. I can't talk. What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? To the point where you need to hold my hands. You guys are all musk. I did not do my husband. Thank you for security. I have madly in love with my husband. I would never do anything to anybody in love with. What does her husband have to do? [Music] Wasn't that the husband who was going to beat her up that she and it was abusive? Okay. Oh, good lord. What's your name, officer? My name is Senior Officer Parker. Officer Parker finally with me that's looking me and my godamn eyes talking to me. Tell me why this thing. My eyes are up here. Cooperative and why people are trying to things off of me. But Jim, I can't help it. My eyes give it to them. But don't focus. Rachel, what I understand your bra. What's her name? Your bra. I want to know her name. Okay. Officer Parker. What's your name? I I Officer Amore. Yes. Rachel. Rachel, my job here is that is to do an observation more laughing at me while I'm trying to explain that I'm completely cooperative. This [ __ ] is laughing at me while cooperative work with officer. She was cooperative. This [ __ ] is laughing at me. Did someone remove her? I tell you what, Rachel, can we talk in the room? I will remove myself. How loose are you? How loose are you? Oh, just you wait, Sue Bear. Once I get around to it, there are some things on server I'm supposed to read. Yes, sir. Talk to her. Doesn't work. It doesn't work. If we can go to her in the other room, maybe she'll see everybody. That might work. If she remains in cooperative, then there's nothing I can do. But at least I can try. If we can get her moving, we can try. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. At least I can. Please don't. Please don't leave me there. What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong? What can I do? What can I do to make your video okay? Can you this hair in my face? There we go. Are you out of my mouth? Okay. Are you willing to provide a birth sample? I need to blow really hard in here if you're willing about spending money on me. Okay. Rachel, I think that might have been the best situation. Yes. Okay. Well, go ahead and go in here and blow as hard as you can if you can reach it. Okay. Deep breath. Go ahead and trip blow. Blow as hard as you can. Keep going. Keep going. It's really low. Blow as hard as you can. Blow as hard as you can. So then you blow more than that. Keep going. Blow as hard as you can. Pants. Keep going up. Keep going. And cereal may appear. Keep going. Blow as hard as you can. I'm a huff. Do it again. I'll do it again. Okay. Ready. Deep breath. Ready. Deep breath. Ready. You didn't do anything? No. Ready? Ready. Deep breath. Blow hard. Blow hard. Blow hard. Blow hard. Blow really hard. Blow really hard. Like blowing up candles on a cake. Blow really hard. Oh yes. Harder. Oh yes. Keep going. Keep up. That's right. Keep going. Keep going. Candles on a cake. Candles on a cake. I don't know. That was under the thing, dude. He was under the living. Like, can I go home? Can I go home and take my Please? Like all of you like I took like I had two beers and then one shot in between the two beers and like you guys are me up like I've done what is she on the day trying to get up like why am I why am I not allowed to go pee if I have to go beh hey Okay. Okay. We're going to wait one more minute. Yes. What are the chances of her pulling one ounce in a shot glass if she's not a bartender or does she pull heavy? Uh, all I know is I don't know anything. We've got four minutes left in the round. It doesn't count as a shot if it's in a big goat glass. Well, you never know. I mean, Gia, Gia, how much is is a shot to you when you're about to go out driving backwards down the highway at 90 miles an hour? And doing U-turns in somebody's yard. Yes. And then we're going to do another sample. Okay. Okay. Three times for the mother that wanted Rachel. Hey. Hey. Hey. 3 2 1. You ready to blow up? I want one. You ready to blow? Deep breath. Deep breath. Rachel. Ready. 3 2 1 Cont. Oh my god. Someone else remembers that. It wasn't award. Well, the electric company on PBS, man. Well, Contact was a different show, wasn't it? Uhoh. I'm the the Blood Hound Gang part of one of those Blood Hound. the the Blood Hound Gang was a pop group in the around No, no, no. One of those one of those kids science shows had a a a sketch or a skit at the end uh called the Blood Hound Gang where a bunch of teenagers solved crimes. Oh, so Oh, okay. I remember the New Zoo review and I remember that one, too. And Sigman, the sea monster. I remember news review because I remember I accidentally took three of my cold pills within 12 hours and I was tripping and I didn't go to school that day just watching these these people dressed as animals. And I remember before school it was a five minute five minutes from when it started till I had to be out the door. All I know is it went from because because you had the good stuff. You had like like you had the good stuff. You had Starblazers, you had the Groovy Ghoulies, you had all that stuff leading up until it was time to leave for school. And then as soon as you left for school, they came out the new zoo review would be on. So that was for all the prek kids, I guess. I I just remember looking at it like, "Oh my god, this is horrible." But I can't look away. I remember that. And I lived in the town that had the big fair down there. Gallup. Yep. I don't know. Gallop, which just made the news again because uh the guy from Karate Kid bit his co co-star uh the bad guy. They were at a a signing uh Sunday and the the guy uh the Cobra Kai. Yeah, the Cobra Kai. the the the sweep, not not Johnny, but the his his higher up guy. The guy who plays him is in his 80s, and he bit his 20some year old female co-star. Just walked up to her and just started biting her at a at a uh signing, almost drew blood, and got kicked out and said it was just a misunderstanding. So, yeah. Right. just a misunderstanding. So, but it's Puallup. Puallup just drives people insane. It's just something in the air. Zero. So, that's zero. It's going to run another sample and it's going to ask for your sample. Okay? So, it's going to run another that tells you what? And then it'll tell me whatever your blood alcohol level is. Okay? It'll tell where your legal limit is. Okay? What's the legal limit? It's 008. Push it forward. There you go. Blow hard. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Keep going. Keep going. There you go. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. As much as you can. Keep going. Don't stop now. Keep going. Keep going. Okay. All right. All right. Let's get you in the other room. Rachel, can you get my hands undone? My feet. Obviously cooperative. Well, I So we uh you got Yep. All right. And is this good enough to report that she eventually want to get a sample so you can control test is good. Everything is good. It's going to you have the right to an attorney and have him or her present with you before and during person. Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you? I passed every test. I didn't give zero question. Look at me. I passed every test. Why am I so listen? Why? Look at me. I passed every test. You don't want to tell you. So I ask you, do you understand it right? So I explain to you. I passed all of the tests. I passed the test. You failed my test. Reminds me of the gal on the airplane that they had to deal. They had to to get out. You looked at me in the eye. We connected. Oh god. Everybody remembers that one. Look at me in the eye. The suspect was charged with DUI, resisting an officer without violence and refusal of DUI test after suspended on the fans. Her breath sample read 0.22. 221 BAC, 2.7 times over the legal limit. The suspect was issued a $5,500 bond, which she later posted. In court, the suspect pleaded not guilty to all charges, later amending her plea to no contest. She was found guilty of all charges and was sentenced to 10 days in jail with one year of probation. The court also suspended her driver's license and ordered her to install an ignition interlock device in her vehicle for 1 year. [Music] Damn. Place your bets now on how successful her one year of probation went. Yep. Oh, good lord. I was wondering if she'd done that before because she kept um talking about having done all of the tests and stuff and it's just like no you haven't. So, I'm wondering if she was remembering the time that she got arrested for it before. Um so, yeah. Maybe. Uh folks, we're at the end of another day. Thank you for being with us. Thank you, Mr. Pants and Mr. Mark for joining us. And of course, G and Touche for stepping in where Mr. Pope Bill and Mr. NCR dared to tread tonight as they're hiding at home. And Jim, there was a question. I mean, no worries. There was a question that came up about um Sunday night and if we were preempting them. Uh preempting who? Anthony asked if they needed to postpone. Uh, Anthony probably. We're going live at 8 with the reading. That's That's I don't know. So, is Anthony even still with us. Have him call your agent. They'll work it out. Yes, we'll we'll talk about it uh online and once I'm awake. But anywh who, thank you all for being with us and we're gonna get out of here. Night everyone. Moist. That's all folks. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat up here. [Applause] [Music] [Laughter]