Just discovered that. Hey, >> [music] >> what do you say? This whole town could [music] be red by the end of the day. If you feel all right, >> [music] >> we can throw it in drive. With [music] the radio up so loud they can hear us from miles. >> [music] [music] >> Let's let [music] the good times roll. Down, >> [music] >> never come down. When the sun [music] comes up we'll be feeling everything right now. My heart's on fire. Coming down to the wire. While the world [music] sleeps we'll keep keep burning bright and bright. >> [music] [music] >> Let's let the good times roll. >> [music] [music] >> Let's let the good times roll. Let's let the good times >> [music] >> roll. Let's let the good times roll. Let the good times Is this thing on? Is this thing on? I don't know if this thing is on or not. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the big show, the big big show tonight, and we are with with everybody here are talking about nothing cuz we have got nothing going on today other than four new stories that are going live eventually. We had two up already. Uh Reagan Benson has some great impressions of the judge that will be overseeing her trial in 2 weeks, or less than a week, actually in a week. Basically, she called the man an idiot multiple times, made slightly racist comments about his name, all in a community post that's up on her page right now. We have a story up on that right now over in our video section. We also have Frauditor Troll taking the lead for the month on our fundraising as yeah, there's only like three three or four uh fundraisers that are actually getting money so far this month. Uh but LIA LIA's taking in close to I believe it's $19,000 in the first 2 and 1/2 months of the year. Believe it or not. Uh we've got a story on Chilleli Castro's uh his his appeal. He filed a notice of appeal yesterday. The notice of appeal is step one to righting the wrongs of of of the LVM PD case. Now, Phil, what do you think of his chances of winning this appeal? Because he says that this is just like a new trial, except there's no pesky jury. He's going in front of a panel of judges who will decide in his favor. Yeah, no, they won't. No, they won't. No, he has zero shot. Zero shot. This says he has nothing no grounds for appeal. Um But But but But The the jury foreman wa is married to retire retired cop. The Right, which is yeah, doesn't really mean [ __ ] No. Yeah. Yeah. Just because Chilleli [clears throat] believes it in his little tiny heart doesn't mean it's true. Right. Well well, he he says if he doesn't win this appeal, he's going to take it to the next level, which is the Supreme Court. Uh-huh. They won't. Oh, the Supreme Court. You know, two of my lawyers went to the Supreme Court. Didn't really work out too well for them either. Well well, he's They get small percentage of possible cases. Think about Chilleli's case. To to be fair, issue that is so important the Supreme Court's going to go, "Yeah, we got to hear this one." To to to be fair, this was back in 2007, and Alan Shore was a bit of a wild card, and Denny Crane is just Denny Crane. Right. Well, he's winning this case. You know, per hit what he says is as honest as him saying he's 5 ft or 5 ft 10. Well, uh now now let's let's Arch he hasn't been self-destructive as he course-corrected recently. He's not going after a ethnic or religious group anymore. He's back at yelling at cops and laughing and giggling as people he's showing people getting shot by police officers. >> Yes. He's got a big smile on his face just laughing his head off. Yay! I wish he would go after the real tyrants, those damn mole people. Well, you know, there is There is a guy who has been complaining about uh beaver-sized rodents uh in his in Middleton's uh court. Okay, this it was it started off it was a rat. First off, it was a mole. And then a rat, and then it was a rat a rat and and like a Yeah, so a duck-billed platypus? Yes. And then possible No, I don't know. Possible. It is insane. Yeah, it's so insane. Well, my client also has to deal with the Amish sovereign citizen people who have a birthing center on their property. Yeah, there are those there are those people. So, Chilleli is getting there. He's not quite there. He is getting But if he thinks that this civil case he is going to win this court, he's mortal every day. Yeah. Well, remember they didn't let him tell the jury. Remember they they paused the court when he tried to tell the jury that that he was convicted and acquitted of these charges. And he did not understand why the judge would would raise such a such a ruckus, and why the defense would uh try to get a mistrial over him simply stating the facts of the case. Yeah, Phil is robotting really bad. Phil is robotting really bad. I don't know. I don't know why. Yeah, your uh Yeah, your icon is like totally distorted. Yeah, it's blurry. Yep. Crazy Kook, I have to ask you if you are like me. If somebody has a problem with Canadian gooses, then they got a problem with you. If they they got an issue with that, they should marinate on it. Now now, we we we we have to celebrate Phil's new headphones. So, he sounded clear for once. Uh he sounded clear, but until his connection died. >> Don't you have to hire an attorney that can stand before the Supreme Court? Yes. And is isn't that extremely expensive? It's costs a million dollars minimum. >> Yes. Okay, so we're thinking he's going to go to the Supreme Court if he loses this. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, Phil says so. Well, after >> Something. After his comment about a certain race, I don't think his sugar daddy will back him. Uh well, now remember he's backed off on those comments, and he also decided he no longer is going to stream in horizontal format after telling in the world that he was back to horizontal format and YouTube could kick his kiss his butt after two streams of under 100 concurrent user or viewers. Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly he's back to vertical streams. He also got any of the Naughties confused, so maybe he got vertical and horizontal confused. Yeah, that's true. Oh. I don't want to see him go vertical with anybody. Uh horizontal, you couldn't see him cuz he's 3 ft tall. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Uh let's see what else going on. I have got next to nothing cuz I have been producing videos all day and trying to get things ready for the marathon. That's right. We have a marathon coming up on Tuesday. We'll be with you from two noon Eastern till 8:00 p.m. Eastern, and then Pope Phil takes over with a second rendition of suck it Phil Tuesday for another hour and a half after that. So I will try to be there for the marathon, but I may be in and out because I have to take care of a few things. Right. Well, it's no big deal. I've done Is he getting burgers? No, I have a upcoming dental procedure and I won't be able to talk Wednesday, so >> Oh, thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. He can't stream. No to his brides. Thank you, Jesus. Jesus. That is that is so mean. Yep. Yep, that's me. It's a Lent miracle. That's me. >> Yes. >> [laughter] >> And and in side chat, we do have a goal. If we meet our goal, we will not marry off NCR on the marathon. But if we don't meet our goal, uh we'll marry him off at least 50 times on the marathon, or maybe more. Yeah. And I just bought you stock at at the Otis Muffing Company, so you can get free muffins to throw at people. Uh-huh. Yep. Yeah, you keep promising the muffins, and you never come through. >> Yeah. I have a case of them on my on my table. But you never share. You never ask. Your current wives have been complaining about that. You are not a sharing and caring and talking person. I need more muffins. You don't share your muffins. Now, anybody wanting to get a substitute groom, you can do a super chat for who will replace NCR. Yes, but they're they're only during it's uh a temporary situation cuz NCR Yes, NCR they will ultimately go back to NCR whenever NCR is back with us. So, if he's not present in the room, you can take over temporarily. Let's ask my legal team see what we can do about Yeah, let's groom in absentia. Yes. That's right. Uh since I'm out of news already, other than two Jeremiah Paige three YouTube channels like looks like they're no longer with us. So he's down to Tennessee Tyrant Hunter, which he now calls LDOF. Yeah. Yeah, that's all the news I got. What do you got, NCR? Uh I caught the Frauditor Trolled Direct D's live stream, which actually was quite entertaining. Uh Did they kiss? No, they did not kiss. However, they both agreed on several things. One, that the auditing community have pretty much ruined it for cop watchers with the antics they're doing by going after private businesses. Both agreed that because of them Halo laws are now going in effect state wide because of the constant harassment. Also, we had a surprise appearance on that live stream from the Armed Fisherman. Oh. There were some You mean you mean the drunk driving Armed Fisherman? He was trying to create peace, but you can clearly see on Direct D's face it was not landing. He does not agree. Tyrant Terminator also showed up in the side chat after being called out by Frauditor Trolled and Direct D when Direct D said originally he did praise him for being a a good auditor, but was unaware of his extensive criminal history until Frauditor Trolled showed him all the domestic violence arrests he had received in a 12 to 15 year span. Yeah. Also, Fappa apparently showed up, but did not get to go up on panel because he said he would not debate Trolled. They also agreed that Emic Gancet Press Jason Gutterman, yes, the Jason Gutterman, is one of the worst people in the auditing community, and they lack the ability to call each other out because they're trying to well, pat each other on the back with stuff like Audit Palooza. And now that Oh. Yeah, which which which Direct D was directly laughing at. Well, well, Direct D was >> Absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, they they had a picture of him with Direct D and some sort of adult novelty devices that they had posted everywhere Yeah. at the at the last Audit Palooza. So, yeah. They also discussed the issue that Direct D has with John Felix. Okay. Uh John Felix demanded debate with Direct D, but made certain stipulations that makes no sense. Wanted him to put up $1,000 as well as he on a third party neutral channel to host a debate. They would argue it and then hold up a poll to see who wins to claim the prize money. Direct D said he would never do that because then it turns into a game show and not a debate. They also brought up the fact that he is constantly obsessed with certain people to get into debate him, people like Donut Operator. Seeing that he has posted in a day 28 different shorts on Donut Operator. And since we are now talking about John Felix, he actually did post a video I believe it was early this morning where he was on the chat website Ogle trying to find people to talk about police issues in the country. He did come across a young man, I believe between the ages of 18 and 19, where they discussed well, mostly him discussing how police interactions are nothing more than a way to him up people, and there are no such things as victimless crimes, crimes like traffic infractions and consensual for pay hugging don't need to be criminalized. It's What? >> Hugging? Okay. Okay. Well, I'm trying to say what we don't get kicked off here. Oh, we're not going to get kicked off for saying prostitution, so >> Well, okay. Well, prostitution shouldn't it be illegal cuz both people are consenting adults, even though if you look at the statistics from victims rights groups and human trafficking groups, they actually put out studies showing that that is one of the most dangerous uh professions due to the fact that they can't really go and report to the police due to the fact that it is still a criminal offense, so a lot of people do get victimized in more ways than one. I call them spicy Right, but you could do away Go ahead, Touchet. I call them spicy spicy sleep. There you go. And now You could do away with a lot You could do away with lot of with that and also the human trafficking aspect if you would simply legalize it. Part of the issue is it's illegal, and therefore there's something to hold over the people in order to continue to victimize them. You take that away if you legalize it. So, I'm with Felix on that. That should not be illegal. Uh Felix also just he voluntarily dismissed his lawsuit against that guy in think Pakistan he was suing over using his video. Uh mainly because it it seems like they won. I mean, they got the default, but they weren't going to collect anything. Didn't make any sense to go forward. >> Yeah. Well, it's funny you say that because during the live stream they brought up the fact that uh he had called Ford a Troll out for stealing views from him with the whole uh well, he's got his watch he's got 5 million people watching him who agree with him and then 5 million who hate watch are just going to watch Ford a Troll. So, he's losing the money even though the video's been up for what? 10 plus years. Uh Right. Well, he's butt hurt because the or was butt hurt to file suit against the guy in Pakistan because his video made 6,000, that guy's video made like 20,000. Or 20 million. You know, 6 million and 20 million. So, yeah, he felt like he lost revenue from that. Although Troll did point out the fact that uh you know, Filax has been blaming is blaming him for stealing work >> You are roboting. Sorry, is that better? Yes. Uh Filax was also blaming him for stealing views even though Troll pointed out he has only been around for 5 years calling out the frauditing community and Filax has been around and his video's been around for more than that. So, he really doesn't understand why he's getting these numbers. Uh Tyrant Chronicle Audits made a bit of a snafu when he decided to audit a paramedic trying to assist a gentleman having a medical emergency. Oh good lord. Uh this video was uploaded yesterday. I covered it today where a gentleman was receiving treatment from the police and fire rescue due to some form of medical emergency where he had collapsed and was appearing disoriented. Trying to film him, one paramedic tried to distract him and make him focus his camera on him as much as he could. Where >> [clears throat] >> Tyrant Chronicles came up with the claim that he is there to protect him from the rude paramedic. The The rude paramedic. Okay. >> that's saving his life? Yes. >> Okay. Because and I quote, he asked him a very rude rhetorical question. The question was because the gentleman had a walker a next to him and his belongings. Sir, is this your walker and do do you want us to bring it with us? Right. That That's a rude >> At that point, he's like, you're being rude and hostile by asking that ridiculous rude rhetorical question. That was rude. Do you not understand what rhetorical means? >> Uh no. He then began to ask the paramedic, are you a paramedic? Are you a fire truck? See, that's a rhetorical question. You rude individual harassing this poor man. Ironically coming from the man who's filming the man who can't even consent to be on camera at this point. Who's having a medical emergency. Yeah. >> It appeared he was having some form of either diabetic episode or he had hit his head and was disoriented. Having had a medical emergency and gone to ambulance twice in a month I can tell you that they may ask some silly questions like what day it is, but when I couldn't answer, they knew there was a problem. Yep. Right. It's a common question asked by paramedics and there it's Yeah, it's Who's the president? Who's the president? Do you know where you're at? Do you know what year it is? Those are all very common questions that paramedics ask to establish your Go ahead, finish. >> Establish your mental status. That's what they do. But to be fair, Chile's response would always be, who's the president? I am government. I am I am government. >> Yes. I am What I didn't understand is that time I threw my hip out and you called the paramedic, they kept asking me about your vitals. I don't know. It was Well, they come over and check my vitals all the time. It's, you know. Well, They [laughter] didn't excuse me to take my top off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. They're like, you again, Gia? Really? 911 to check your vitals? Really? >> Now, do you have anything else, Mr. NCR? No, that's all we have today in the world of >> Okay, well, thank you for the news as we go to a very special story about getting drunk together and arrested apart. We call this the Christine and Gia story. >> Ooh. Yes. Ooh. >> Yes. Or less vacation Evan It is [music] Crystal Lake Illinois. Yeah, it's home. It's home. >> [laughter] >> You know, it's funny because we're we're getting a new movie possibly involving Crystal Lake 77. Yeah, it's flashback. Yep. Yep. There we go. Two Karens get drunk together, but arrested apart. Good times. [music] Good times. 211, I'll be on traffic stop with that vehicle. Copy your plate. Hey, I'm going to need you to get in your car, please. Get back in your car, please. You're on a traffic stop. Okay, you just got out of the car. Get back in the car, please. I'm not playing this game with you. Okay. What uh My name is Officer Brown, mark your seat, please. Okay. The reason for my stop is we have reports of you guys driving the wrong way down the road. Can't maintain your lane. What's going on? Um your your Christine is very lit up right now. Thank you. You're not closing the door. You're not closing the door. >> Get out of the car. Get out of the car. We're not playing this game. Oh, I Get out of the car. Get out OF THE CAR. GET OUT OF THE CAR. WE'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU. YOU AND I HAVE THE RIGHT. NO. YEAH, one second. Yes, we are paused. Christine is very feisty when she gets to a drink center. She is. Yeah. She's a handful. I mean, this I mean, I didn't expect her to be, you know, so She's great. She's Greek and Irish. That's a deadly combo. Yep. I mean, Gia, how do you guys do it? I mean, you guys go out and you cause all this mayhem and Yep. Yep. Yep. But so, is why there are legends of the stabby stabby leprechaun in that area? Yes. Stabby stabby. Yes. Okay. [snorts] I have a friend Get out of the car. Out of the car. I'm sorry, guy. in trouble. I I deal with Katie. Okay, get out of the car. Yes. I asked you to get out of the car. She does kind of bit like Yes. Yes. Get out of the car right now. I asked you to get out of the car. And I said no. I said no. You don't have the You don't have the That's Pennsylvania versus Mims. Take a drink. Everybody take a drink. He said Pennsylvania versus Mims. Take a drink. All right. All right. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. You got to take a drink. I said good day. I said good day, sir. Yes, you you said since uh me and Phil don't drink, you have to take a drink for us. Well, I [snorts] just just want to watch. Yes. No problem. I can't have another glass. No. >> Yes, you you're going to have to have another glass. That's right. Have a drink on me. One of the great ACD songs. And and and uh touche, get out your bottle. Yep. >> That one you're hiding. You got to take a drink. Wine Gia is good. And we know that that Gia is loaded 24/7, so she doesn't have to take a drink. >> Absolutely. She she she just has to look >> According to some, I am loaded by 11:00 a.m. every day. Loaded. Yes. Well, you're into the sherry, you know, you're at that age where you you know, you're nipping at the sherry all day. I have it in my coffee every morning. Yeah, that's where it starts. Yep. That's it. Yep. That's bourbon in the coffee. >> True story. True story. Drink gin and get a sore throat. Yep. Yep. And why while we have a pause, hey, uh bit welcome. Uh please please keep paying. Please keep Pants in your thoughts as he's going to get another 2 ft of snow tomorrow. Aw. Keep Pants in your thoughts. Well, put on some pants. Yeah, but then later in the week it will all melt. We're having the same thing. Like we're going to have snow on on tomorrow and Monday and then like by Wednesday it'll be 60. >> Yes. Yes. >> [snorts] >> So, >> [laughter] >> Toilet wine. Yes. Toilet wine. Toilet wine. We had snow in and it was melted in a hour later but it was you couldn't see the road. Right. And it was 40. Well, we're going to be 50 here. Finally the wind was scared all evening when I was working on stuff cuz the winds were just whipping around out there. Any who, let's go back to two drunk Karens, one police car. Yes, you are. No, I will throw you on the ground. Or what? No. Call the mayor. I personally know the mayor. Call the governor. Get JD out here. Close the door on me. What's your reason? He's telling you get out of the car. No, we're not. We don't want to touch you. We don't want to hurt you. Let me talk to her for a second, okay? We got to We got a call for you. Okay? We got a call that you're on the wrong way driving through downtown. All we need to do is talk to you, okay? We're not We don't want to pull you out of your car. We don't want to touch you. Stop it. Don't swear at me. I'm talking to her right now. Very calmly, correct? Don't raise your voice to me. Listen, we don't want to pull you out of the car, okay? Just step out of the car, let us talk. Okay? We The reason is because we got a call for you and we heard that So we need to investigate that that driving complaint, right? The complaint's about that you might have been intoxicated. I want to give you your privacy away from somebody who's recording on their phone. We're giving you a lawful order to step out of your car. We're giving you a lawful order to step out of your vehicle. So this is the last time. We're not going to repeat it. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you for doing this. Step over here, please. And then I'm going to I'm going to search Okay. Okay. So I'm going to start by saying maybe we got off on the wrong foot, okay? The The reason for my response was when you tried to close the door and I was still in the doorway. No, I I I know. Okay. So I I I just wanted to clear The reason for that was because you closed the door. Got you. All right. What What's going on tonight? It's the same I'm not driving. So what I want you to do, okay, is stand with your feet together and your hands on your side just like this. We're going to use this fancy light. What I want you to do is keep your head still. And straight stand. Just follow with your eyes and your eyes only. Yes, ma'am. I'm listening. How, Jim? How? HOW? HOW? DOUBLE LOCKED ON THE RIGHT. I WOULD BE bitching her out so bad. Let it happen. Absolutely. Okay. All right. So we're going to just restart, okay? I I want it to be as controlled as possible, so we'll go ahead and restart it. Um okay. So just feet feet together. Yeah, absolutely. She was on She was on Snapchat the entire time, so Nice. Not dressed very appropriately for winter. So again, right? We have the green light. You don't care about me, Jim. Keep your Keep your head NCR's dead. NCR's dead. Speaking of, since he's gone, uh dearly beloved dearly beloved Is he gone? Really? Not here today. To marry off in absentia. This crazy woman. Which one? Which one? Both crazy women. Ooh, double. Yeah, double. >> Both crazy women. Trouble. Crazy with the heat. >> [laughter] >> Her undercarriage, yep. Yep. Crazy woman, do you want to take a flyer on our beloved NCR to honor, cherish, and to [ __ ] out whenever possible? Yes. And NCR in absentia, you agree to marry this crazy woman and to put up with all of her antics for the rest of your miserable life. >> I'm going to kill you all, but sure, I love them all. >> [laughter] >> By the power vested in me by this great state of Ohio and its crappy water system, I now pronounce you crazy woman and crazy with the heat and CR. Amen. Amen. Congratu- Congratulations, NCR. >> [laughter] >> Oh, I almost I shed a tear. I I I really shed a tear at that one. It was my best It was my best effort. I I'm crying, too. It was my best effort. It was my best bestest effort. That got me right in the kisser. >> Got you good. It got me right in the kisser. >> [laughter] >> Yes, I'm I'm hearing my my friend. >> if if it helps you, just just >> friend right now and it's really disrupting my um my my like mental stability right now. >> Mental? >> it helps you for your for your stability, just keep your feet spread apart. Okay? Yeah. >> Yeah. I won't I won't. But do you need a chair? Okay. Go ahead. You get a chair later. You're putting on a Why are you arresting me? >> go. What's the reason for your arrest? What's the reason? What's the reason for your arrest? Aggravated Right before Christmas. That's your fault. You know how much she's been through? What is it? What is it? What do you need from the call from the call? >> [laughter] >> You know how much I've been through, Phil? What she's doing to the city. Aggravated assault and battery. All right. So, what I want you to do is stand on this line, okay? Uh facing me. This line here? >> Yep. Yep. This yellow line right here? >> This yellow line, yep. Facing you. So, you mean coming here? So, I'm going to give you instructions, okay? Uh and I'm going to demonstrate for you, all right? But first, Hisso, what I want you to do is take your left foot and place it on that line, okay? My right leg? Your left foot and place it on that line. >> [laughter] >> Now, what I want you to do is take your right foot, place it in front of your left foot with the heel touching your toe, just like this. And shake it all about. >> Nice. >> [laughter] >> Meanwhile, meanwhile, Gia is going crazy in the back of the bus. Meanwhile, back on the farm, Yes. Gia has aggravated batteries so far. I am a handful. I have always said that. I am a handful. >> keep walking or >> No, no, no. So, just Left foot on the line. Gia is a handful. Your right foot in front of your left foot with the heel touching your toe, just like this. Tell me eternally he did. No, no, no. So, I right now it's just I want you to get in It's what's called the starting position, okay? Okay. Left foot down on the line. Okay. Right foot in front of your left foot with the heel touching your toe. Arms at your side, just like this. All right. Now, stay just like this until I tell you otherwise. Do you understand? Sure. Okay. Yeah, sure. Oh, I'm sorry. So cold. Here we go. I love it. Yeah, that's not going to work. I'm sorry. Give me one second. This is wrong. This is not justice. Justice. What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M SORRY, BUT THIS is not What are you doing? What I fought for. That's my right. There is no justice. There's no justice here. No justice. No justice, no peace. Why are we here? All right. When I tell you to begin, you're going to take nine heel-to-toe steps down that line. And then nine heel-to-toe steps back down line. Okay? All right. So, not yet. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. That's okay. So, um remember, okay, count your steps out loud. Look down at your feet at all times. Okay? Um and once you begin, do not stop until you completed the test, okay? You may begin and count your first step as one. Okay. So, I'm going to count my steps. Over to how many Am I counting I I'm sorry. Nine. I don't know. And then it's just nine steps and turn around. You I'm sorry. Do I repeat what I'm supposed to do? So, you're going to So, when you begin, >> [laughter] >> Why? I'm sorry. All right, Liz. Can you step out? Why? Why are you doing this? Why? Get out of the vehicle. Why are you doing this to me? Really? Hey, Tomatoes. This is me >> [laughter] >> and Christine on a busy weekend. Liz, are you going to start being Are you going to be cooperative with us? >> I am being cooperative. I don't know why you're saying I'm not cooperative. I deserve her. I understand. Here's [laughter] the I want to hear everything you have to say, okay? You understand we got something to say to you now? So, we need to get this processing done and then I will let you go. >> Processing for what? What did I do wrong? Why am I under arrest? And when did I aggravate a police officer? I'm not violent. You know I'm not violent. I'm not violent. A lot of emotion going on. Let's take a deep breath so we can get in there and get this process going. Oh my god, the drama. Deep breath for me so we can get this handled. Yeah. Yeah, it was a rough weekend. >> [laughter] >> Oh, the drama. >> [laughter] >> You are a grown woman. Are you going to be cooperative with us or not for your first court hearing? >> [laughter] >> Okay. So, you're going to walk on your two feet in there. Okay. I I wish we could [laughter] do a BAC on this one. I'm sorry. Okay. So, do you want to play for your life? You want to have Don't touch me. Don't touch me, Phil. I can do this. I can do this. Did I miss the part where Gia starts throwing muffins? Okay. Start over. Yeah, we threw muffins and rice and all sorts of stuff. That's you missed it, but we were there for you. We we got your back. I don't like the way that sounds. We got your back. What? Faygo's here and he has NCR's back. Yes. Tomatoes is here and he has your back. While your new double wives have your front. Tomatoes Tomatoes loves me. He does. He loves me. >> Tomatoes has your back. He does. And my front. Yes. Yes. I shouldn't have said that. Uh I say we marry Gia and Tomatoes. >> have said that. I shouldn't have said that. Uh we've already had enough. Oh, Phil. We We've had enough marriages for tonight. I mean, Yeah, that sounds Congratulations, NCR. Yes, congratulations. That was an amazing marriage. >> We all cried. We all cried. >> Yes, we all cried. It was the best one we've ever had and you were standing there and you looked amazed at your two new brides, including the one on the screen right now, who is hunched over trying to do nine steps forward, nine steps back. Look at her. I can't handle the stress. I can't handle the stress and anxiety. That's you walking backwards. Thank you. I thought he was married to Pillow Smith. I don't know. I don't know which one he's talking about. Oh, when? When? When? Keep going, lady. 15 16 17 >> 16. Nice. As many as I told you. Nice. Do you know how many that was? I think it was 12. 12? Let's go for 49, lady. Let's go for 49. She's like my sister and I love her and she's been through a lot. I'm sorry. I just feel for her. She's been through a tough time. All right, once we get inside, you're going to turn right and put your feet on those footprints. Once you start, look at your raised foot at all times. Okay, count your count count out loud in that in that manner. 1,001 1,002 I'm cold. Well, it's Illinois. You may begin. I'm cold. 1,001 1,002 We'll find a towel. My god. 1,001 1,002 1,003 Yep. How long is it? Is it 6 6 seconds? Just until we tell you to stop. All right, she's boiled. 2 1,003 1,004 1,005 It's okay. Keep going. I'm freezing. Just give me a minute. Okay, so this is a preliminary preliminary breath test, but this is not a misdemeanor or criminal proceeding. This is just to give us a behind-the-scenes [clears throat] what's going on. Okay? So, if you'd like just like blowing up a balloon, take a deep breath. Blow blow blow until we tell you to stop. Okay? Phil's in at 0.217. Get your BACs in now, folks. They're doing the prelim preliminary one right now. But, Phil, what do you think she's going to blow? 0.262 Ooh. >> Ooh. Touche. What do you think she's going to blow? 0.123 cuz she's not as drunk as her friend. Now, remember this is two nights before Christmas and all through the mall, the parking lot had two drunk girls and Mr. NCR was on call. Mr. NCR, what is her BAC? What is the current highest BAC? 0.263 Yeah, and Dave says 0.25. I'm going 0. >> Phil said no. Dave said 0.263. I'm going 0.264. I'm reading chat. So, 0.264? Yeah, I'm I'm going Price Is Right style. Uh Alan says 0.292. Chi-Chi is 0.222. Uh get them in, folks. Get them in. Reading side chat here. And I am eating dry Fruity Pebbles. Dry Fruity Pebbles. And I'm drinking another glass of wine to deal with this madness. You know, if you put Fruity Pebbles in wine, it would probably be a good thing. Oh god, Jim. Shut up. Bits in at 0.211. Uh Matt's in at 0.245. Uh get them in, folks. Get them in. What are you guys going to do when I actually do get a girlfriend or get married? >> Be happy for you. Yes, be very happy for you. Yes. Celebrate you. Yeah. Have a celebration of life. Yes. You're fabulous. You're fabulous. You deserve a wonderful woman. You do. Um um only Torch is at 0.269. I wait Alan says the friend is at 0.280. Yes. Dave says uh she's a rocking BAC of 70 proof. Nice. >> That's right. Okay. No. Okay. Okay. Is there any reason why you don't want to? Because I don't understand anything. I've been complying with you the whole night. I know. I know. We do it every everything. You said you said some [ __ ] called you, Timmy. Right. That's what I said. Yeah. They saw me driving. Okay. No, that's it. I have somebody called No, 0.190. Okay. I understand. I'm freaking out. I got that. I have somebody watching me. So, no, I'm not okay with it. Nicole, I just need you to blow. I'm okay with it. I'm slowly getting better. Okay, then you're under arrest. I'm slowly getting better. We look at the phone. All this stuff stop it. Can I please get home tonight? Pain and suffering. No, tonight my car is running. The wine is helping. We'll deal with that but yes, you can go home. Okay? I'm going to call the other officer. The officer. Huh? Do you have any weapons on you? No, why would you say that? No, why would you think that? You got to do it at the police department. Okay, there's some paperwork we got to do. Can I get home tonight? Listen, I'm explaining it, okay? Once we can once we finish all that paperwork, then that administers your rights. Phil's in at 0.220. No, can you please take that down, Jim? You're Nicole. Are you not wearing a marriage on something? Oh, jeez. Realize 0.23 is in. We don't have bail anymore, okay? I know what you know. Yeah, so after this Okay. After we fill out all the paperwork, >> [laughter] >> we're going to try to get you a ride home, okay? Do you live in town? Yeah. Okay, where do you live? Worst case scenario, if all else fails, we'll give you [laughter] a ride home when we're all done. >> What do I got to do with my car? We'll let you know when you can take it. Do you have anything in your pockets or nothing? No, I wish I did. Do you have anything else? I wish I did. Do you guys Just watch your mouth, please. I wish I did. I would have stabbed you all. I have gloves on. Oh god. Um My eyes are 40 plus, buddy. Oh boy. 40 plus? Mhm. Well, I'm sure your 0.20 is still cuz you don't have glasses on. I have contacts and I can't see. I can't see deadly squat. I can't see your squatting doing deadly. Oh, yeah or something. Is there a ladies' room? Uh no, but here I Can I try? Yes, please. Okay. This is why I don't wear necklaces. There you go. So, I have that. I undid that one. So, that one's good. Yep. Let's try to do the other one. And then you're going to sit on this bench, okay? Okay. Yep. Um I got to Yep. Uh she's screaming at her telling him that it's a lie. Just take a deep breath and then blow blow blow blow blow as consistent and hard as you can, okay? Ready? Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Okay, so maybe it's cuz you're putting your mouth up too far. Okay, so here, hold it like a I don't know. I got you. I pretend you don't give a [ __ ] Or what? I don't know. Oh good lord. Oh good lord. Just like or Okay, so if you Keep going. Yeah, just I don't Don't go all the way Don't go all the way down. Just put your mouth around it and make sure you get a seal and I don't Yeah, don't go all the way down. Don't put I tried to put the whole plastic in your mouth. I have never said that once in my life. >> [laughter] >> Don't put the entire plastic unit in your mouth. No, I have never once said in my entire life don't go all the way down. Okay, we uh we want to Is this all hers? Plastic is all her friend, folks. I'm still going to give you a ride home. Okay, yep. And I'm supposedly the bad influence. >> [laughter] >> Catch you all. Ready? Yeah? All right, let's go. On the way to Wayne. [ __ ] you off. I'm [ __ ] you off. I'm [ __ ] you off. I'm [ __ ] [laughter] you off. I'm [ __ ] you off. I'm [ __ ] you off. I don't have Dude, have you ever been [ __ ] that Yeah. No, your purse is going home. Well, I was like Well, I was like dang. I appreciate you taking All right, let's let's get this done. Can I take a picture of you yet? No. All right. Okay, let's get all crazy. All right, Lizbeth, if you want to step out, we got to fingerprint you. Why? Part of our process. I need my lawyer. For what? Why am I getting fingerprinted? Everybody that comes in here gets fingerprinted. For what? For what? For processing? What did I do? We I already told you what you did. You got hurt You're being charged with aggravated battery. Aggravated battery? Okay. Yes. Just me? Okay. All right. Well, if you could just leave your blanket right there on the counter so we can I need to call my lawyer first. Let's get you fingerprinted and then you can call your lawyer. I don't have to do that unless I talk to my lawyer first. Wait, the last time Your lawyer's going to tell you the same thing. So, Yep. >> It's not going to change what has to get done right now. And this is all documented. I put everything every minute that we've ever spent Absolutely. And then your lawyer's going to vouch for All right, vouch for me and he can tell me what I can do. You can call your lawyer. Recall ever being aggressive or or or Can you take off the blanket real quick so I can do this processing? I've got my pretty princess pink blanket. >> fingerprint all fingers. Nope. Let me do it. I don't know why you guys are treating me like I'm a criminal. I really don't know why. Why are you treating me like a criminal? I only beat up the cop. I'm there for my friend. They're for her. And you guys are treating me like I'm a criminal? I just think what you do. I really do. Thank you. Bye. >> [laughter] >> In this case, no. You guys are not protecting the right person. Well, listen. We are very aware or at least I See, I told dad one day I'm going to blame you guys. Yep. I'm going to blame you guys. I'm going to blame you, Jim. If she ends up dead guess what? It'll be on you. It'll be on you. It'll be on you. It's on you. Jim, okay? Okay, we're [laughter] going to die. I'm sorry. We're going to die. It's not funny. And it'll be your camera, right? It'll be your camera. And it'll be your camera if she ends up dead. I hear you. If she ends up dead what What happened tonight? Tonight, driving a vehicle, that was that was what we were investigating. Our first suspect was aged [music] 37 at the time of this incident. He's only 37? I thought she was in her 40s. That's what I call those beautiful folks. Wow. Uh yeah, I don't like that. >> [music] >> She was Well, well, you're married so >> Enjoy it. Shouldn't have put a ring on it. I don't like to tell you. Against my will, god damn it. You weren't here. >> You weren't You were very happy. Yes. Uh Alan stood in for you. So we cried. Yeah, it was it was the most beautiful you you said it was. >> It really was. >> It was the best best performance I've ever given. Yep. Yeah, Alan said some spectacular words filling in for you and we all cried. It was wonderful. And now you get Why do you guys keep marrying me off against my will when I do do not wish You weren't here. Because it's funny? And these beautiful girls, look at this one. Look at this one. >> with one count of aggravated battery on a felony >> good looking mug shot. The next court date is a preliminary hearing scheduled for February the 26th, [music] 2026. >> [music] >> Our main suspect [music] was aged 44 at the time of this arrest. She was charged with one count of driving under the influence of alcohol [music] and with one count of driving under the influence of alcohol with a BAC of.08 or more, both as class A misdemeanors. [music] Incidentally, her exact BAC was redacted from the police report. >> Wow. Oh, dear. She has entered a plea of [music] not guilty to both counts and her trial is scheduled for February the 27th, 2026. Now, what do you think? >> [music] >> Would your own friends get themselves arrested for you? What? >> [laughter] >> Guys get arrested for me? >> No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. God, no. As we are going let's see share this tab instead to Park City, Illinois for police hunt for squatters in creepy abandoned building. Another chance to marry these folks. Park City? Yeah, I don't know where that is. I know the one in Utah. I don't know the one in Illinois. Me, too. That's where I learned how to ski. Yeah. I think see see my mouse on the screen? I think it's somewhere in this area. Somewhere Somewhere in North America, at least somewhere in Illinois. I can narrow it down. >> [music] >> Oh, yeah. That west facing door was where an anonymous caller reported witnessing trespassers moving to and fro from this abandoned building. >> Hey, Lisa. He reported the subjects, a male [music] and female, also removing property. The building's realtor assisted Park City police with appropriating a key to get in where they've just located their first suspect. Audio will start soon so let's listen in. The next thing you know she's going to say aluminum. What are you doing in here, sister rector? I don't know. What are you doing in here? Nothing. Is there nobody else in here? What are you doing in here? Excuse me. Yeah, no. I'm just trying to show you Come back out here. Hey, Jim. You really think I'm going to get out? Stop resisting. Yeah, way north. It's almost just just on the border. Never heard of it. Stop resisting. Ooh, taser taser taser. Okay, I'm pregnant, please, okay? Stop fighting. I'm pregnant. Stop. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Put your left hand behind your back now. I'm not pregnant but I'm hurt because you I'm pregnant, please, stop. Stop resisting. Okay, okay, I'm trying to turn around, okay, please. Turn around. I can't breathe. You're not trying You're not cooperating. I know I'm trying to. You're not trying to. >> [laughter] >> I know I'm trying to. I'm trying to. But it's against my nature to cooperate. Oh, now there's someone else in there, huh? Well, now walk her around to my car. Yeah. Yeah. Here's your keys. We're going this way. What are you trying to do? You're going to get hurt if you keep it up. Let go of my hands. Stand facing the car. Sit in the Sit inside. Help me. Baby. I'm pregnant. Sit [laughter and gasps] inside and I'll call the ambulance. Help me. I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. >> Help me again. Hey, baby baby. >> [gasps and laughter] >> Baby, I told you I was pregnant, you know? Oh. Sit inside the car. Oh, oh. Sit inside the car. Oh, baby baby. >> [gasps] [laughter] [crying] >> Sit inside. I think I'm bleeding, please. >> [laughter] >> She's pregnant and she was tased. Thank god an ambulance, please. I've called the ambulance. Sit inside. It's more comfortable inside. Sit inside. Hop inside. Sit down inside. What's your last name? Mendez? >> No, Fernandez. Spell it. F e r F It's [snorts] Fernandez. F e r >> What's your first name? Jacqueline. Spell that, please. J a c q u e >> do that one. No. J a c q a u l Jacqueline? Yeah. That's not how you spell Jacqueline. Yeah, it's j a c q u q u i l i n e. No, i n. You have a You have two two last names? No, just Fernandez. >> You have a middle initial? No. What's your birthday? It's 11 3 2000. 2000? Yes. You have an ID from Illinois? Yes, it's in Illinois. What's your boyfriend's last name? You can't give me his name. Okay. You're making this into a lot whole lot more than just a criminal trespass to maybe they just tell you to stay away to now being arrested. Okay, when you ran and then I got injured, see that? That's all it takes. I'm sorry. Felony. Is it worth it? No, I'm sorry. Right here. The rescue will be here soon. 6821 1 by name of Gilby. Here Here's the key. You got to go in this door and then he there out at the bathroom which she ran out. Who ran out? The girl I have in the back here. And who else is in there? She said her boyfriend. We don't know his name just yet. We don't know where he's at. Probably in the same spot. Last name Frank Edward Robert Nora Adam Nora David Edward Zebra First name John Adam Union Queen Union Lincoln Ida Nora Edward DOB of 11 3 of 2000. Baby. She's got rescue. You want me to go with you? Who's got rescue? She's got rescue comments. She said she's pregnant and she's crying. Oh, of course she is. 10-4. Hey 21, are you guys going in on the east side? 10-4. Could be on the stairs. 10-4, the west end is secure. I'm buying it. Keep talking. Keep talking, they'll find you, Gia. They'll find you. What? Oh, I'm in trouble again? >> Keep talking, they'll find you. I'm in trouble. You're somewhere in this picture. >> for? You know Phil's in the men's Yeah, the ladies' room was open. Yeah, I'm always in trouble. See if that works. 87 years, nothing but trouble. Yep. That's right. Yep. Right here in River City. Yep. Yep. With a capital G. And that rhymes with G, and that stands for Gia. Yep, absolutely. Yep. I am a big mess. Very nice. This is where she ran out of the room. Let me out. Hey Gia, if you want to go stay with her. Yeah. Here, take this. from the squad Give me your light. You got a light on you? I got that one. So, I have some nice stuff. Where could he be? Where could he be? Put your creative solutions in side chat. He's in the ceiling. Upstairs. Hey. You go up that way. That's I'm horrible. I'm a horrible dog mom. Horrible. Right, baby? I am. No, she's in the squad car over there. Yeah, you're going to have to go back out there and come down the alley. Mhm, boxes. Boxes. All right, paramedics are driving back around the area. Who's Who's We got to move these cars. Where's Here. He's inside. We got to get Eddie's car out of the Yeah, they need a doggo. Yeah, but I guess they need something to start the dog scent though. Hide and seek with Taylors, dude. Yeah, that does sound like fun. What? More bathrooms? Yeah, Gurney, Illinois. Okay. Now I recognize it. Yep. See a little photo of nothing town. Gurney, that's where uh that amusement park is. Six not Six Flags, baby. I forget. I'm so old. I'm so old. I forget. It's called >> [snorts] >> No. No. No, I forget. I forget what it's called. >> [snorts] >> It's like north of Rockford, I think. I forget. It's been like 44 years since I've lived there. I forget. No, I don't think it's Six Flags. Well, before they help you out, you want to give me your correct name and date of birth now? It's Gia Hernandez. Really? Yes, I just spelt it wrong. Oh, you spelt it wrong. Cuz you don't go by Vivian, do you? No. No, I never would. >> It is V I Q U E L I N. Do you have a hyphenated last name like Hernandez or Ramirez? Hernandez. Hernandez-Hernandez or just Hernandez? >> Yeah, I guess it is Gurney. >> Hernandez-Hernandez or just Hernandez? >> it is Six Flags. H E R N A N D E Z? D Z, yes. And your birthday? It's 11-3-2000. I like that name, Pans. Okay, I'm going to verify cuz I don't believe it's her. >> Vivian. Pans, how's the snow? Oh good lord. Phil's got warrants. He's guilty. Guilty of love in the third degree. I am 300 I am 363. Nobody comes to get me. Uh I think she's with now. Nobody comes to get me. She's on the barbed wire fence. No, no barbed wire. She's done. Jacqueline, I'm seeing you. Want to tell me otherwise again? Nice try. Another name didn't work. So. Jacqueline Hernandez is not her real name. All right. Her real name is Viviana, V I V I A N A. >> Viviana? I might pronounce this wrong. Nice name. >> P U E B L A. She's got a misdemeanor assault. I'm married. Correct date of birth is 08-08-96. 687 confirmed this her. Can you confirm the warrant? Yep, she's got a warrant. Okay, Viviana. This gentleman and nice young lady here are here to help you. Step out so we can take a look at your name and DOB. Step out so we can take a look at your name and DOB. Uh Pans, remember to go out and get your sandwiches to stock up for the uh impending blizzard. Pans is nothing without his sandwich. Oh god, they go through the roof. All right, so there's a rifle? Yeah, it's a rifle on the floor. I want to say her inner right pocket. That's a pretty long list, isn't it, Kevin? I see it. [ __ ] up. You need her uncuffed? Are you going to be cool with us? Yeah. Okay. Get her on this chair here real quick. I took my daughter to Disneyland and all she wanted to do was look at the back of my head. Okay. She didn't want to go on any rides. All she wanted to look at was science [ __ ] We never went back. Yep. Yep. I don't I went to Epcot Center once in Florida. And that was cuz I had lost my credit card and I had to [clears throat] pick up the replacement. The only place I was in Orlando and I had to go to Disneyland to get my replacement card. So I just stayed and went to Epcot Center. Yep. And walked around. >> Never been there. We went to the world Disney World. We went to the world's largest pistachio in New Mexico. Oh, that sounds fun. Now that's fun. Yeah, Disney World, the only the only good part was I had uh fish and chips in a newspaper. That was pretty fun. Yep. Yeah, she never liked amusement parks. She wanted to go to SeaWorld and the San Diego Zoo. That's all she wanted to do. And she took marine biology classes in Dana Point camp and she loved that cuz they'd go out and look at sea life. She loved that [ __ ] She had nothing to do with roller coasters or theme parks. Yep. She was she was weird but wonderful. She going to remain combative? Tomatoes, I guess. She going to remain combative? Sautéed scallops. You going to fight with everybody? No. Okay. Sautéed scallops and uh steamed Brussels sprouts and bok choy. There you go. >> I don't have I don't have any uh spaghettios. Sorry. And no Dr. Pepper. No. No. I haven't had a soda in about 45 years. No. No. You can't have Jeremiah Payne over. No. >> don't have the spaghettios. >> Yeah, I don't have Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. Go ahead and uncuff her so we can treat her. If she acts up, cuff her back up. Cuff her. Cuff her. Run. You're running out of places to find this guy. This is like the opening level of Starfield. I bet that's where it all went down. There you go. There you go. We got him. Hey. Here you go. Yeah, wake up. Come on, off. She was sleeping in a box. There you go. Come on, off. There you go. Come on. Stop the blood flow. What? No. Oh my god. What are you doing? Come on, off. What? It's about Fortnite. You run in going to get tased. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Put your hands behind your back. Okay. Yes, CC, it's all your fault. >> Get the officer again. Oh, man. No. No. Sí. Muchacha? Sí. Come on. for my squad and Journey's car. Yeah. Okay. She fought with us real good and they just said she's got a history of resisting and fighting. Okay, that's fine. So uh Do they have the key cuz there's no key in that box? No, Journey took it with him. Okay. And um was there anybody else in there? Yeah, she said First she said no one else is in there and then she admitted to yes, someone else being in there after we had her detained. Okay. And do we know how they got in? I have no idea. Is there anything anywhere else in your evidence? Let me talk to her. Viviana, how'd you guys get in there? Through the back door? Okay. You do know it's illegal to go into property that doesn't belong to you. I I guess I don't know where anywhere to go, so we were just staying in there. Okay. Where'd you stay before here? Uh my boyfriend's family's house. Where's that at? In Park City. In Park City? Do you have the address? Park City. Well, there's a lot of trailers. Here, let me see the keys. I got to put those back in the box. What box? Yeah. What box? There's a not not a Knox box but a real estate box. So was that burglary or breaking and entering? What is that? Go and take him out. I don't know. Maybe breaking and entering but we'll see in a minute. Hey, was it locked? I don't Do you want to be seen by the ambulance? Did you check the girl back there? No, is that where we're going? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's what it was. He just wants to Now he says he wants to see the ambulance, so. All right, what do you want to see the ambulance for? I don't know. You want to see the ambulance for what reason? For what? What are you What's wrong with you? Chat said What the [ __ ] was that? Nice god. No, zero. Hospital? Hospital on. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, um Did we determine how they got in? What's up, babe? They got in Somehow they got in through that door. I don't What is your his name? That I got from This is what he gave us. Uh huh. F o j Yeah. We got her from the >> knows what they did inside? You can But someone saw him actually enter through that one door over there. But I called again that the girl was there and he let her in. You got tased? Do you have any any drugs? Well, he got his drugs left in my car. Good sir. For what? Drugs stolen. Do you Do you have all of that? Yeah, I'm good. Um You take the cuffs off and you just push it. Will that calm that down? Yeah, I'm wondering if that will stimulate like labor. We're wondering if he's in you know, the Well, after after we got him to the car uh cuffs, she said she was pregnant. We didn't know. Oh, yeah, you can't know. Assuming no address. And getting a woman pregnant >> The male suspect, Gilberto Mahar Garcia, [music] was aged 36 at the time of this arrest. After repeatedly attempting to escape the hospital during his stay, [music] he was cited for criminal trespass to a building as a misdemeanor and also booked on a warrant for retail theft of displayed merchandise. There you go. Beautiful life. Beautiful life. or crystal meth [music] was found hidden in a baggy in the brim of his hat. Although we found no evidence of any additional charges [music] for this. was superseded by other more serious [music] indictments. The female suspect, Viviana Puebla, was aged 27 [music] at the time of this arrest. She, too, was cited for criminal tre identification as a class [music] A misdemeanor and class A misdemeanor and two counts as a class four felony. She was also booked on [music] a warrant for identity theft. Hospital staff noted difficult However, they also reported [music] testing and ultrasound evidence of a fetus. All of her charges from this arrest were, you guessed [music] it, dropped. And lastly, a bit of good news. In a rare example of the star of a body cam video turning [music] their life around, the abandoned building featured in this 2024 arrest is now the home of a thriving furniture [music] store with a completely renovated Congratulations on your full recovery, Miss Building, and here's to your productive career ahead. Now, what do you think? Have you ever had an Well, folks, we're at the end of another night. I want to thank everyone for being here. Uh I want to thank the cast, and I want to thank everybody in side chat. Uh reminder, we're not with you tomorrow night, but Phil will be back with you 8:00 uh Monday night for the Suck It, Phil show. Yeah. And then Tuesday, we've got all of about 10 or 9 and 1/2 hours of show for you starting at noon Eastern time going to 8:00 Eastern. I'll be on the air, and then Phil takes over at 8:00 Eastern with the Suck It, Phil Tuesday show. >> Tuesday. >> Wow. Tuesday. We also want Friday the 13th. Yes, that was 2 days ago or yesterday. Yesterday. >> Yesterday. It's Pi Day. Pi Day. >> Pi Day today. It's Pi Day. >> Pi Day. It was Pi Day. Pi Day. Today it was Pi Day. So, uh on that note, we're going to get out of here a couple minutes early. Uh for those who are getting snow, good luck tomorrow. And for those who want to send sandwiches, please and thank you. Good night, everybody. 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