I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout. And I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip, drip, drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make a clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to say the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a batty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pion. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a bad with a big butt. She s and don't get bumped. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need a stage. The way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. So grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my betties at? Yeah. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, then shaking when you show it. If you know it, then shaking when you show it. If you know it, shaking. >> Where my badies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. >> Where my baddies at? [Applause] >> Yo yo yo yo yo. And welcome Hank again. >> Yo. >> Yes. Welcome Hank. Welcome Hank. >> Okay, we took one Hank off and the other on. Hank, say something. >> Something. >> Chill. Hanks. >> Yeah, I know. Two hanks are better than one. >> Wow. >> Two hanks for the price of one. >> I know. >> Yes. Streamyard that wants to charge such exorbitant prices for complete [ __ ] >> Yeah. Uh we are moving to reream in a couple of weeks. Uh we'll have more on that uh once Pope and I sit down. >> Yes. Uh probably next week. uh when Pope and I sit down. And WTT, sorry for interrupting your sarcastic comments. I know it's killing your act, but uh yeah, we've had a day. We've had a day where Jeremiah Payne put out both a produced video and a live stream. >> Wow. calling frauditor troll an idiot for believing things that Jeremiah Payne reported himself. Oh, so apparently Jeremiah Payne set a trap for fraud troll and on his last live said that his court hearing with CPS was in general court and not in family court. Oh, and >> because fraud troll said that was general criminal court because Jeremiah said it, that means fraud troll did not check out the facts and he's a dumbass. >> Oh, okay. >> Well, at least Jeremiah is admitting that everything that comes out of his mouth is a [ __ ] lie for a change. So yes, uh he said that because he lied uh he he his fans need to excuse the lie because the lie was to trap fraud or troll. Now do your challenge NCR. M. >> Now, yes, this is considered family court, but family court cases can be considered criminal court uh cases as well. If the case involves something like child abuse, child neglect and if the child commits a crime, it can be considered a it can be heard in family court as well. Now, if the evidence from a child abuse case warrants it to be heard in criminal matters, it can be sent to the district attorney where they can file the proper charges and paperwork to move it to criminal court. So, Jeremiah is Jeremiah. Hopefully is in the room. Griffy is in the room. What do we have to do? >> Dear Lord Griffy, we must warmly welcome you to the chat and bathe it in your reverence. Oh, good sir. >> Now, we also uh we also have a goal for tonight. That's right. We have a goal for tonight. [Laughter] What is tonight's goal? >> If we receive 10 super chats of any denomination other than well above $2, Mondays will remain gym free. Otherwise, Jim could start popping in on Phil's show. Oh, we're not going to reach that goal. The audience proved just [ __ ] hate me. >> They don't want >> They don't hate you. >> Why would they hate you? >> They made me say that that awful vile crap that I threw up with all night. >> Because he Jim didn't say what the [ __ ] goal was until after it was down to one more chat. Well, well, remember >> these folks didn't even notice the goal twice when Phil was running the show, so it wasn't even announced. So, it was a test. It was a Jeremiah style test. And there we go. Mr. Griffy, thank you for the $2 super chat. No gym Mondays. And that was $2 Australian. So, it's even better. >> How How many How many super chats do we need to have? A few more days of no gym. >> Oh, it's guaranteed. No more no gym Mondays for for >> super chat coming in. >> I'm saying what how many more super chats need to come in to have more than just Mondays gym free? Uh, technically Phil is overloaded as is, so uh, we won't be considering that at this time. Thank you for pants for the $2 super chat. No message. We don't want to overload Mr. Phil, do we, Phil? >> No. No, we don't. God damn it. What? >> Watching the Red Sox and the I'm watching the Red Sox and the Dodgers. We're up by one. >> We had runners on first and second. Fatter grounds into a double play. So, I got a runner on third with two outs. >> Thank you, Becca, for the $2 super chat. No gym Mondays. There you go. That's three, Phil. They don't necessarily hate you. It just I mean >> gross things that made me throw up all night. >> Oh, I mean calm down. Calm down. >> Calm down. Calm down. Uh let's see what else do we have. Okay, so we have Jeremiah who promised he was coming back because he needs to raise $500 for his lawyer. He says he's been consulting attorney Shield to verify everything that he says is legal. Oo, >> but has an actual lawyer who needs a $500 down payment to get there for his uh Tuesday hearing. Thank you, Salacious, for the $5 super chat. Too late to know what I'm voting for, but I love voting. Thanks, Salacious. >> Thanks, Salacious. You're helping me out, Salacious. I love Salacious. I love Salacious. >> There. There you go. >> I'm at this who's contacting a legitimate lawyer. >> Yeah. I I think it's the guy from Attorney Shield saying, "Uh, here, you know, I I actually do stuff in your area." So, >> I I think it's just uh Jeremiah Py pulling [ __ ] out of MSK again. >> Did he say anything? >> Hold on. Thank you, Pants, for the $5 super chat. We don't hate Phil. We just hate how hard it is to pick Phil Phil's meat out of our teeth afterwards. Uh, thank you, Griffy, for the $2 super chat. Just knited Becca with my sword again. How many? We're at six. So, we need four more to guarantee no more gym on Mondays. No more gym on Mondays. Hey, Facty. Good to be here. Hey. Oh, uh Jason Zwack says Lane Myers charge is dismissed, though. Guess what? It's not reflected in the court record yet. And since Jason is such a wonderful f person, >> nerds. Oh, Jason's brought nerds. You know, you have to let him stay. He's brought nerds for >> Yeah, I know. Jason's the one who does the weird videos using our content and basically says that we we don't know what we're talking about. And >> yeah, we don't >> Jason Jason is the one who may be getting one day. I mean, I could always use that uh DMCA attorney on Jason. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yes. Cuz he is reusing our content without our permission. So, >> true. We can always do Yes. You do not have our permission to use our content. That is true. >> That's right. That's right. So, Jason, good luck. >> But he has brought nerds. But But he has brought nerds for everybody. Apparently he has. Uh thank you Griffy for the $2 super super chat. Uh we love Pope Phil Vegomite rules at GIA. Uh Wonder 528 says thank you for the 199 super chat. Jim free. I like gym but too much is too much. >> Yes. Yes it is. Yes. So, we are up for our eight. We're at eight out of 10. So, anyway, uh Jeremiah says he's got a lawyer who will show up for on Tuesday for $500 in a down payment. Then he told everyone he'd be back in an hour. He had an Uber to catch with his daughter cuz they were at the park and then he never came back. Now, he is aware that Attorney Shield cannot actually give him any legal advice. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, I also forgot. He added he's been in contact with Homeland Security. >> Oh. And he says that the the CPS worker who said she contacted them lied because they have no new reports on him except for the bulletin that they issued to the police about him some time ago as he was a first amendment auditor to watch. >> So hey Facebook Garen. Uh >> hey Karen. So other than the bulletin that Homeland Security put out to local police, he's in no trouble at all. >> Let me see if I see Let me see if I understand this correctly. Jeremiah contacted Homeland Security to see if he is a suspect in a case investigated by Homeland Security. And they just said, "Oh, no, you're not." >> Yes. >> Okay. And they said he's not in any trouble other than that bulletin they issued about him. >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. He's in no trouble at all. >> Homeland sec. Well, well, I you know, okay. I I would be suspicious of that. But Gibbon, who's currently running Homeland Security, maybe they are that stupid. I I >> Has he not heard the phrase they cannot comment on ongoing investigations? >> Uh he has apparently not. >> Despite how much he's been in the legal system, he has no clue how it works. >> Yeah. Speaking of legal geniuses and legal scholars, Jose Chile Diccastro briefly live streamed on DLC clips today to show off the teachers edition of his board game. He had stacks of what looks like containers for cards laid out in a row that took up an entire uh office table. Uh one of those things you can get at Staples, the ones that the wrestlers put each other through on WWE. He had one of those and the the the just one row of the the thing of cards took up the entire uh length of the table. There are apparently 62 slots. I don't know how many in a row, but this is what he expects teachers to hang on the wall so students can match cards to the appropriate slot. >> Okay, the cards themselves. I have an old uh Samsung Galaxy Ultra, whatever, and that's a pretty long phone. That's about 6 in long by about I'd say 3 in wide. >> There you go. Bragging about his bone size again. >> I I know. Uh but the cards seem to be about as long as that but about twice the width because he either Chile has the smallest hands in the world or these were damn good sized cards. >> I'm going to go I'm going to go with smallest hands in the world. I I think you're overestimating. >> Okay. Well, I know >> standard size playing cards. >> Well, they did stretch across the table. So, there's literally, I'd estimate, between 700 and a,000 cards that you need to play the game with. Can any of you see any interest whatsoever in playing this with your family? >> No, not at all. >> Only if I wanted them to never contact me again. >> The only teachers that are going to try and play that game in their classrooms are one that are looking to get fired. >> Yeah. >> Well, remember the regular edition is on sale. Uh pre-orders are on sale now on on uh what do you call it on his his website. He sold one one has sold. >> Big and rail. >> Hey big folks. >> Hey folks, welcome. >> There's apparently somebody's brought nerds for the whole class. >> Yeah. >> Yes. He's only charging $88 for the regular edition. He has not priced the uh teachers edition. Thank you, Griffy, for the $2 Australian. Let's watch that Chile Dcastro. And that brings us to the subject of today's uh of our of our thumbnail. How not to get sued by Chile Dcastro. Step number one, don't feature his videos on your channel. There you go. That's the only step. >> Otherwise, you're gonna get sued. >> Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. I guess I'm going to get >> I want to be I want to be tied up in court for years on nonsense. >> Yes. >> Oh, thank you, T. >> Promises, promises, promises. How does that is that post over the top? >> Uh, hold on. What was it? I just got a text. >> Touch just made a $2 super chat. Bite me, Phil. >> That did put us over the top. >> There you go. >> Yay. >> There we go. >> No more gym. No more gym. >> There we go. On the money. Yes. Okay. So, we have news that let's see, let me see what this is. Uh, I will follow up uh on this after the show, but again, it's more news that Lane's case in New Mexico may or may not have been uh dismissed. So, thank you everyone who participated in our goal. That means I won't be appearing Monday nights. Add that to the coke dog ban and >> Oh god, >> you've got all Phil. >> All Phil all the time. >> Yes. >> Uh the other thing before we get Hey everybody for biggin. Uh before we get into our drunk girl, I have to pull that screen up yet. Anyway, there was another live stream that we do need to briefly talk about. Mr. DMA went live to talk about how he left his dearly departed grandfather's Cadillac on the streets of Denver without tags or a current license plate. And he got angry when it was confiscated by Denver police. >> Oh, okay. I'm sure it was retaliation, too. I'm sure it was retaliation. >> Yes. >> Even though it's not the fact that it's a unregistered unc >> [ __ ] about that. >> Oh, she still is. You're you're you're Yeah. Uh but yes, so apparently 6 months later or so, a dealership just called him to say, "Hey, I found your name in the glove compartment. Do you want your car back?" And it turned out his mom got suspicious of that. Yes, they had the car, but the title was now in somebody else's name. So had he accepted it, it could have been a crime because this dealer >> somebody dumped the car at the dealership and all the dealership wanted to do was get rid of it. So >> well they it Okay. Uh usually goes into impound for a while sits there and then it's sold at auction. >> Yes. Well, it was apparently sold at auction because there is a new uh person on the title, but they wouldn't tell him who that person was. >> So, he declined to take service of or take possession of the car. >> Was it reported stolen? >> No, it was just dumped at the dealer. >> But he didn't know it was gone. Well, he knew it was gone, yes, but it he was told back in the day that it had been confiscated and that's what pissed him off. >> And he wasn't >> Yes. No plates, no tags. >> Yeah, it was inbounded. It was >> They can do that. >> Yeah, it was inbound. >> Yeah. You don't go get it, they're going to auction it off. >> Yeah. Yeah. Uhhuh. >> Yep. And then they changed the title. >> Yeah. So, he thought he and his mom thought that it was a scam and he'd be arrested. >> Here, here's here's what I think happened is uh it it probably doesn't run. So, the guy who bought it at auction takes it to the dealership, but probably at night drops it off. Doesn't leave his contact information. They go rumaging through the car, find a old registration, contact BME because, hey, we have a car here. What do you want? >> Right. >> Cuz that happens at repair shops cuz people drop [ __ ] off without telling you. >> As we're about to get to drunk girl. As we're about to get to drunk girl. Uh, we also had to admit it. He admitted that he has no real friends and that he feels his mom is his only friend. >> Oh my god. >> Well, well, the boy's best friend is the mother. >> Yes. >> I'll be your friend. I'll be your friend, Christopher. I'll be >> Do you think and run it together? I I I I don't know, but he would probably fit in her clothing. >> No. >> And to be fair, so we don't get in any trouble, that was a parody reference to the movie Psycho. >> Yes. So, uh, let's go to our first drunk girl tonight. [Music] >> Who are we marrying off? Who are we marrying off? Uh to be to be uh determined >> immediate determined. Okay. >> Yes. >> Uh I will to Jim >> Dearly beloved >> not to Jim. >> Dearly beloved >> to Jimar. >> I warm my voice. >> Let's make sure. >> Are y'all good? >> I think we've seen this one. >> Y'all are good. >> Did you guys play it? cuz I haven't seen this one. >> I don't know. I haven't >> I've seen this, but Go ahead. >> Cuz we've never I've never seen this one. This is new to me. >> I I don't recommend. >> And it was just It was posted four months ago, so someone may have seen it. >> All right, come on out. Get out of the car. >> Get out of the car. >> You need an ambulance, girl? >> No. >> Hey, Jared. >> Hey, Jared. Outside. You can. >> Huh? >> Come over here with me. >> I felt bad because >> Do you need an ambulance? >> No. >> Why are you all bloody? >> No, because I got into an accident. I I told my car the >> the week before, right? >> Like that's my >> Who is he? >> That's my guy. Can you travel? I mean, you're right. She not. >> Is he your boyfriend? >> No. >> You're drunk. >> Was he hitting you? >> No. No. I >> Were you hitting him? Why are you bleeding? >> He would never do this. >> Were y'all fighting? >> No. No. I promise he would never do me. >> Okay. What's y'all's problem then? >> He's very self. He wants to have the dirt like >> the kung fu to you very >> a friend. >> She's covered in dirt. Oh my god. She really did total her car. Look at that. >> Yep. >> Oh boy. >> This is feisty. Spicy. >> No, it's just getting getting into hover mode from uh Back to the Future. >> Yep. >> Look, that'll buff right out. That will buff out. Telling you. Yeah. >> You know, I've never worked on a car. >> And the red solo cups were just there, officer. They didn't fall out. >> No. No. >> Yes. >> How long you guys been friends? For >> a long time. >> I just right now I just trying to get distance. >> So you guys are just friends? >> Yes. No, we we go. That's >> You say she's just >> That's your wife? >> Yes. >> Wait, that's his wife? >> Three years. Let me get your ID. >> So, you're telling me right now y'all were not physically fighting? >> No, he's not fighting. >> So, why are all these people saying y'all were fighting? >> No, he's not. >> I promise you. I swear to God, my mom was like, he was not. He was >> Do me a favor. Have a seat right here. >> Have a seat right here. >> I promise you. I promise you. >> I hear you. Just have a seat for me. >> I hear you, Phil. I hear you. >> Yeah. I promise you he was not doing anything to me. Like he was not very he was not respectful. Like he was not >> Well, I just got here so I don't even know what happened. >> He wasn't hitting her. >> No, he wasn't hitting her. He was just doing this to like >> and they was outside the car and like and she she tried to keep punch him in his face and I guess they she wrapped around his neck. >> We just like arguing a little bit but the only thing is because I'm a Latina I'm I'm jealous that's why like >> who drives this car. >> Okay. I >> What's up >> him? >> You can't confirm. >> Uh no. >> No. I >> She was driving. She was driving. I can confirm this. Latino women are very passionate and very possessive of their men. >> I've uh experienced from dating them. >> We haven't done this in a while. BAC estimates. Uh Jared's in at.143. Pants says 2. Get your guesses inside chat in case they actually show it. Uh, let's go around the panel. What do you think? How How is she? Hank, what do you think? >> Uh, I don't think they're going to do one, but she's drunk as [ __ ] >> Okay. Well, Phil, drunk as [ __ ] Or, uh, uh, give us a number. >> Uh, 215. 215. Gota go. Old stamp. >> Let me grab Matt G. 084. Madam at 0.24. 24 Wixom at 176. Uh serial at.169 Gothic 235. >> Uh let's see. Gia, if you're with us, what's her BAC? >> Boiled. >> Uh uh Touché, what's her BAC? We'll come back to Touche NCR or BAC. >> What's the current highest bid? >> Uh 2, I think. Or actually 235. >> 235. Gothic Sparrow. >> I'm going to go and go. 236. >> The Price is right option. The Price is Right option. >> I think soft. >> 234. Okay. Uh, Alex White had Alex White has 235. Bad Company has 140. Rose has 219. >> Hey, Rose, sweetheart. >> But not our >> uh that rose might be, but not my rose. My rose still. >> Yes. >> Not this rose. >> Yeah, I just >> Hi, Rose. >> Yeah. >> Hello. >> Yeah. And madam said 0.24. So, there we go. Uh, keep them coming. Let's go back to this. I don't get a say, but yeah, she's slurring her words. And she's covered in dirt. Why is she covered in dirt? >> Dirty girl. >> Dirty girl. Dirty dirty girl. >> Maybe they had tiptoe through the tulips. >> Dirty girl. >> Good lord. We're going to hear about that. >> Tiptoe through the tulips. Ter on the verge of making $21 off of our Long Island audit video that we released this morning. We're almost there. >> $21. >> Take that your GoFundMe >> coin >> lay ass. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's only made another I don't even want to look. >> I know. I know. I know. >> Probably close to >> uh he was at $47,000 this morning when I last checked. So >> now I want to smash something in rage. >> Yeah, $47,000 in two weeks. So yeah, >> that's all right. >> Uh GoFundMe's considered gifts. So no, it's not. >> Are you kidding? >> Uh gifts are taxable. Uh the way they're set up, it says they're not taxable on gofund >> over a certain amount. They are taxable. >> Yeah, you might not have they might not take the tax money out, but you can be in trouble for pulling uh for not paying taxes on it. >> Well, uh John Paul has enough money to pay his taxes. Let's just say that with what he makes off his damn channel a month. >> Well, I'm sure Wesley Snipes had plenty of money to pay his taxes, too, but he didn't. >> No. >> Yeah, we'll we'll see what he does. We'll see what he does. Also, this female officer looks like uh Pam from the office if she was a cop. So, >> at least from the back. >> Where were you at? >> In the bouncing yard. But I was going home. >> I know her, but I don't know her like that. She broke my chain. >> You just told me you guys are married. >> No, we not moving, sir. >> But you just told me you guys are married. >> No, because I just don't want her to be in trouble. But she she broke my chain. Everything, bro. >> All right, man. Enough games. Is she Are you guys married? Is she your friend? Is she your girlfriend? Stop with the whole [ __ ] What are you guys? >> No, it's 14,000 now. >> You guys are just friends. >> It's first friends, then girlfriend, then wife. What are you guys? Like I said, >> so cut the [ __ ] man. >> What happened? >> She punched me in my face, broke my chain, everything, son. Look at >> all right. So, you want to press charges? >> No. >> So, what do you want done? >> I just want to get I just want to get on about my day. I got a flight to catch. I'm from New York. >> So, you're saying nothing happened between y'all? >> You got blood everywhere? >> Yeah. We're in the deal. Hey, we got >> we're going at it while he was driving and he looking at the front of his phone. >> What did he say happened? >> So, >> what did she tell you? >> They said she was beating his ass inside the car while he was coming this way and he like crashed over there >> while he was driving. >> While he was driving, she was in the car punching him. >> What did he say? >> Uh, well, first they're friends, then they're married, now they're just friends. >> So, >> yeah, she said he's not her boyfriend. >> He said they're just friends. So, >> so did he face you with anything? >> Yeah. >> Does he want to press charges? >> He said no. >> He doesn't want to do anything. >> No, he just wants the car fixed. >> Okay. >> What does she want? >> She's so drunk right now. She >> said nothing happened. She said they were just arguing. She got a little jealous or something. She said nothing physical happened at all >> and that he was the one driving. >> So, was this a mutual friend >> in the car? >> She's saying nothing happened at all. >> Hey, >> Jonathan. >> Jonathan. Jonathan, let me go here. >> Thank you. >> All right, listen. Hear me out. >> She got my phone, bro. >> Okay, I will take care of that. But you're telling me a whole bunch of different things. >> She's telling me nothing happened. You're telling me something happened. >> That's good. I want to give more money away. Pants so much. I swear. >> How'd you get blood all over yourself? >> You're clearly lying to us because something happened. Look at you. >> You're clearly doing too much and I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm going to check you right now. >> I guess it changed. It goes up every year. >> Accident um a week ago, >> Sunday a year, a week ago today. >> She punched me in my face and we hit the bump >> with the speed bumper or whatever. Okay. >> You haven't showered in a week. That's why you got blood all over you now. >> And you haven't checked your step in a week. So, I'm going to just tell you right now. I swear to God. I know. >> What kind of phone is it? So, NCR, if you were able to marry this woman, would it be attractive that she hasn't showered in a week, according to her? >> No. I don't think any man on this panel would like a woman who hasn't showered in a week. >> That's probably correct. But >> that would be enough. >> But you do have some weird tastes. So, let's just go through that. It's not weird because I like goth girls and alternative scene. It's not weird taste. >> Okay. >> Whatever you say. >> It's not weird at all. Yes. >> I'm just saying I don't hear a lot about that. The confessional. That's all I say. >> Let go. Phil, >> the the girl cop looks like my bioly. >> Yeah. From the front. From the from the back she looks like Pam from the office. So, it's weird. That's just because the uniform's unflattering. >> Yes. Uh, Gothic Sparrow. I can't read that on the air, but uh, maybe. I don't know. But they said they were fighting, so I wouldn't want to be fighting if I if someone was doing that. Let's just see. >> Uh, why can't you read any bets on if she's giving him a BJ? >> Uh, because that'll probably get us limited. So, >> thanks Hank. >> Maybe it was a >> She was just giving him beef jerky. Why Why would that >> It was I think she was driving and he was trying to stop her from driving and pulled the steering wheel and crashed. That's my That's all. He did something to hit the curb cuz the that tire didn't do that to itself. >> I think she was reverse cowgirl him. >> Oh, what's that? Touche. >> How do you know the crew didn't jump out and hit hit a car? >> Now you're using Jeremiah Pain logic. That's >> I think she was pulling a uh otherwise known as Gia Oh, come on. We weren't going backwards down the highway now. Now, now Phil, we have to >> Yes, we >> Yes. You were driving in reverse going 175 miles an hour cuz backwards on the five freeway. Uh-huh. >> Reverse. Reverse cowgirl. Yeah. >> Uhhuh. But if it >> was Officer Frank, she would hit those speeds. Good lord. Anywh who, let's go back to the video. >> Why is there beeping coming from my desk, Gia? >> There's beeping coming from your desk. >> Yeah, Gia, did you do some new wiring or something? >> Oh, that's just the detonator. >> Thank you. >> Are you pulling another Coke dog? Are you going to make somebody explode again? >> Yeah, that's that missing hand grenade from Los Angeles. It's missing. >> Hank, remind me. Red wire or green wire? >> Both. >> Uh, depends. How drunk was I when I hooked when I put them together? >> That's not going to help me, Annie. Uh, good lord. Pat says, "Just be sure to cut the yellow wire with the green stripe, but do not cut the green wire with the yellow stripe." And Bad Company wants to You got to hit the light like like button, folks. Hit the like like button. >> You were driving the car. Who's driving the car? >> I don't care. >> You have this black iPhone here. >> Hello. Do you have your >> Hey, who was driving when it crashed? He or her? >> Me. >> You were driving? >> Yes. >> Is it your car? >> Yes. >> Okay. You have your ID on you? >> I don't. It's in here. >> You can grab it. >> Do you have his phone or no? >> Poppy. >> I'm not Poppy. Do you have his phone or No. >> I don't care who you are. >> Okay. You're my You're my uncle, right? I'm my first born. >> All right. You know what? Forget it. >> Forget it. I try to talk to these people over there. >> Oh, here come the tears. >> What about these people over here? >> What about those people over there? >> I have to try talking to them. Oh, actually, no. She went over there. >> She did walk over there, but I don't [Music] >> uh salacious. Good point. He has to catch a flight cuz he lives in New York. Like I respect a woman and police officer. I want him to be a police officer. >> I'll be >> I'll be a police officer. Like like I'll be a police officer. >> She'll take care of the >> We don't want to hear what you're willing to do in the bedroom. >> We called a tow truck. So what's going to happen? They're going to they're going to have to tell them. >> They going to have to >> They can't fix the tire cuz the whole thing is broken. >> Don't do anything. I don't do anything. >> So I'm sorry. I'm scared over here. >> She's a mess. >> But I do love my baby. >> Okay, Phil, since we haven't seen Carson in two days, other than his mysterious uh appearance on a Reddit server this morning to taunt me that the game he purchased for me will never get to me. Uh yeah, let's go ahead and dearly beloved this one so we can send her to person because he can't currently escape her womanly wilds. >> Well, you know, I was thinking you were going to say somebody else, but Okay. >> No, you can't get married till next. >> No, no, no, no. Not me. Not me. Somebody else who has been in the chat >> else is in the chat. >> Hell Pants claims he can fix her. >> I know he claims he can fix her, but he says that about everybody. And the cat will not let another female in the house. The cat's going to kill her. Let's just The cat is the cat. So, and he says, "No, no, no. Fix it. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. But now he's saying the car the tire. So >> now, now, dearly beloved, we're gathered here today for what, Phil? to marry off Parson and this lovely example of uh well I don't really know what she's a lovely example of but this woman this woman uh wants to make him his puppy for life person. >> Do you take this lovely woman to be your lawy spouse? >> I do. >> Hi my baby. Hi my baby. Hi. Hi >> and woman of questionable choices. He promised to not wreck person's car cuz it's the only form of transportation he has. >> I person [Music] >> by the power invested in me by the Massachusetts Department of Sanitation. The public works towing. I promise to fix it. Car repair. I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. >> I puppet. Give me. >> Yeah, the axle is broken. Yeah. Fixing that >> driving while he was driving. Hit the car. >> Yeah. He said he talked to the 13-year-old over here. He saw everything, but he is 13. I know. >> Right there. You see how >> Did you hit the sign? >> No. No, I ain't hit the sign >> where the black uh the >> curve. You see how it curves in the curve? Right there where the flowers right there. >> Okay. There. >> Yes. >> All right. >> Okay. All right. Cool. Just go hang out with my partner. All right. >> Where is this police officer? Must have been going pretty fast. >> A complaint. >> I'm going to I'm going to write a grievance. Agreeance. >> A grievance. >> Okay. >> I will. I will. I do. >> Who the >> Florida? No idea what you're talking about. >> Yeah, I don't care how you care. >> I know. I have I have all the respect. Thank you for the service. I'm not going to lie, but >> why don't you go back over here? >> I don't care how you talk to me. Yeah. You look at you like >> didn't say anything. You're lovely. >> You're lovely. >> Uhhuh. This is my favorite call ever. >> No one knows. >> You have no warrant. >> Yeah. God. Jesus. Okay. >> Well, your car is getting towed. So, >> all right. Hello. >> There were more people out here, but they've since left. >> I thought it was his car. >> Car's going to be towed. >> And she's very up and down. Sometimes she likes it, sometimes she doesn't. >> Tampa is next to Newport Richie and is up. The thing is I can't call that car. >> What? >> What was that? NCR. >> Uh, I have a scientific theory that I've been explaining on the podcast. Any town that has port in its name is a [ __ ] town. >> Okay. >> S uh Sue Bear brought up it's at least the city is Tampa and not a port city. Well, they are next to Newport Richie and they are considered a port town. They do have a lot of shipping there >> because that is the rental. >> You said it's your car. >> No, it's a rental. >> It's a rental. >> Oh my god. >> So, because it was involved in a crash. >> Yeah, it's a cluster. But >> careful. Get out of the road. >> Y'all go over there. They'll be thrilled. Hopefully got the insurance. >> Mommy, >> floor. about to fall down. >> I'm so sorry, but can you cancel our tow truck, please? >> Wait, why are they canceling the tow truck? >> Because the rental company has to He's going to get taken care of himself. >> Well, he only has >> Yeah, >> it's a wrinkle, >> too. >> Oh, well, this was my involvement. >> You need my help? >> No, no, no, no. Just Big 41. He doesn't want anything with the car now. He doesn't want anything to do with with the situation, whatever happened. If he wants to do a complaint withdrawal, I'll just do that. >> Yeah. And that's what I'm trying to that's what I'm trying to do. But I I'm trying to get her out. That's that's big problem right now. That's my biggest problem. Y'all have not got my biggest problem. >> Are you going to get out of the car or not? >> Yeah. >> Let's go. >> Yes. >> Come on. >> Get this. This is a good reason you should never put your card down for a friend. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Touche, you said for me to check Discord, but I didn't see anything. >> I tag you. >> Where? >> General. >> Okay. >> Get walking. Come on. Get out the car. >> Okay. >> Get out the car. Let's go. >> I'm getting my car, [ __ ] >> I've been trying to contact. We got an alert saying it got hit. >> Okay. >> It's brand new. >> She rented it from you, though. >> Yeah, I've got it. >> The reo Toro. Okay. Can I just pull up? >> Oh, it's a Toro rental. >> Oh, he's in. >> Oh god. >> Pull up down there. Don't get out of your car. >> Is that an individual? >> They're going to go temper and >> Yeah. I have no idea. >> It's like a car sharing. It's like a car sharing service. So >> Oh, >> I put my car at a Turo. People rent it. >> Nice. >> Yeah. >> Brilliant. Brilliant. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Brilliant. They're just over there. >> Yes. Toro is rental. You can actually rent cars that you normally wouldn't be able to find anywhere. >> Yeah. >> So, somebody will have >> like a Rolls-Royce. >> Yeah. And you can do it you can do it for like an hour or two, you know, those kinds of things and and all that. It's so it's actually >> fairly nice service and most people are responsible, but not this jackass. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It is a company. I It fac The company facilitates the rentalious. >> It's like Airbnb for cars, >> right? >> Yeah. Airbnb for cars. Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> I really am sorry. Like I do respect you as a woman as a man as a man. Step out as the out. >> Step out. Out of the park. Out of the car. >> Out. Out of the car. >> Get off. >> Don't be like >> No, it's a corporation. So, >> they probably have good insurance. >> I would never do like that. >> Well, this would be covered under the under your regular like this dude's going to have to do the his own insurance. >> Do like that. >> Yeah. Toro. Uh, from what I remember seeing a thing where a Tesla owner, somebody damaged his car and Toro didn't do crap. He had to go through his own insurance. So, they just facilitate. They take no real responsibility for it. >> Well, some home owners insurance won't cover it if it was like a Airbnb rental. Yeah. Right. >> You have to get separate insurance if you're going to rent it. Yeah. So, this guy could be screwed. >> A woman a woman or a man in service like I would never do that. >> You're a human, too. So, don't tell me that. I wouldn't expect to be here. I would never expect you. >> I'm not like that. I'm not like that. I'm not like that. No, you don't want me to >> [ __ ] Look at you. [Music] That's fat, Leo. Yep. >> No. Not no shirt. >> No. No. No. Myself. Myself. >> Nope. >> Myself. >> Look at you. Look at you. That makes me feel better, right? I would not. >> And you're a grown adult. You just spit on a police officer. >> My wife. >> I know. I love >> I know. I love her text. >> I want to be a firefighter. >> Yeah. Not anymore. Stop. >> You already spit on me. I'm going to drop you on the ground. You keep moving. >> Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'll kill you. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. >> Good. me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't hurt me. Please. I won't comply. Please don't. >> Get in the car. >> Perfect time. Please. >> Hey. Um, whoever's doing her CRA, she just got Bat Leo charges. >> You got >> She spit on me. He was charged with resisting without violence and battery on a law enforcement officer. >> Jonathan, >> that's not >> that contradicting. >> Uh, do we feel like doing one more short one or do we want to wrap up for the night? >> Okay, >> everybody okay with that? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Keep the party rolling. Let's see. Husband turns wife's birthday trip into four felony charges. >> This wasn't supposed to make the internet. >> Oh, this is Phil. Yeah, I remember. >> God damn it. >> Bill, you really let yourself go. >> That's too high. You >> on June 1st, 2024 in Monro County, Florida, police responded to a disturbance at a restaurant located at 626 Duvil Street after receiving a complaint that a man was attempting to fight an employee. Reports described the man as enraged and aggressively confrontational with both staff and his wife. Officers faced a challenging situation in their efforts to restore order. >> I tried this off lady. >> Okay. Thank you. Let's go. >> All right. All right. >> No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm fine cuz you're behind the counter. >> No, it's fine. Go. Just go, babe. >> It's fine. Like, there was just >> sit down. Sit down. >> Babe. All right. >> Hey, let's go. >> Hey, don't touch me. >> All right. Stop. Stop. >> I don't care where you're from. Sit down. >> Stop. Stop. >> Sit down somewhere. >> Just sit. Just sit. Just sit. >> Sit down. >> It's fine. Please. >> It's not fine. >> He got >> What do you mean, mother? >> You need to find an ID. You don't ass. >> It's fine. Please don't leave him alone. I have my >> What are you going to do? >> Pulp, you've got more hair than I imagined. >> Well, that's your own fault. >> My own fault. Well, you didn't have this much. >> Are we marrying Phil off to one of the ladies of the cast or possibly? >> Uh, no. Well, Phil's already been happily married to Mrs. Phil for 37 years now. >> No, 38. 38. >> 38. >> 38 years. >> 30, but >> 38. Yep. >> 38. It's like seems like 38 >> for [ __ ] ever. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And they have three wonderful children. What were they? Ernie. Uh Ernie Chick. and and Michael. >> Yep. >> Was it Michael? >> M. Yeah, Michael. Yeah. Ernie, Chip, and Michael. >> Ernie, Chip, and Michael. And uh >> a dog named >> Yeah. >> There you go. >> I thought Michael Gerber and Tito. >> Well, that's their nicknames. That's their nicknames. Well, sister, if you like short ones that are never too hard, you will love me. >> Oh, good lord. Good lord. >> I give it a risk. >> All right, look. >> Leave him alone. Stop. Stop. Stop. You're good. You're good. You're good. This is why you don't drink. Stop. >> For what? >> Stop. >> All right. Show them. >> For what? >> That's it. You don't even know. It's okay. >> Because I know. Just stop. We're on a cruise. You cannot get arrested right now. >> What can you charge? >> Don't go. >> Stop. Don't listen to >> Can you stop? >> That's not the way it works. >> Yeah. >> Stop. You're going to go to jail and then what? I'm going to be alone. >> You're about to get placed in. >> All right. Stop. You're going to get arrested and end alone on the cruise. Please stop. >> I'm done. >> Yeah, that's it. Stop. >> All right. Stop. Stop. >> That's what I would have said. I'm done. >> Stop. >> You want to go to jail? Go to jail. Bye-bye. >> I'm saying what? Because >> that's it. >> Okay. Stop. We're on a cruise. You can't be arrested. >> All right. Stop. >> Stop. >> We're on a cruise. You cannot. >> See what I have to put up with. >> See what I have to put up with. Stop >> creeping up behind the frying >> stand. Now you're going to be in jail and then what? >> For what? >> They can't arrest. >> They're going to arrest you for that. >> No, they can't. For what? >> So be quiet. Shut your mouth. >> I didn't do nothing. >> Shut it. Shut it. >> See, she tells me to shut up all the time. >> That's Please. >> All right. Come here. Get a hug. >> He tried. Look, he tried to talk. He tried to Can I Can I talk? Can you shut your mouth? >> I don't want to talk to Look, >> I want to talk to the >> Look, all he tried to do was tip and the guy like went like this >> and said like he like wiped his hand away and so it set him off. But please, I'm asking of you. My kids, >> it does that to me too >> with my parents and I'm on a cruise. Just please just let us walk out and that's it. I'm thinking of you. >> That's huh? them. That's up to him. >> Yeah. >> Huh? >> That's up to him. >> And the attitude he's been given so far. >> Because if we were here, hold on. If >> you act good, we're leaving. You talk to me, >> please. I'm begging you. We have kids at home. >> Talk to me real quick. Here's the problem. >> We did a pub crawl and it's just like the guy set him off and that's it. I'm >> all right, babe. Okay. I'm talking to >> a pub crawl. Yes, a pub crawl >> with an alcoholic. >> We're going back to the cruise. We're fine. >> I don't think he's going to jail, >> right? That's fine. >> We got to figure out what >> sit down. We're not done yet. >> Sit down. >> Say thank you. >> The guy just can't shut up. >> Say thank you after we're done. We're not done yet. Sit down. We're not done yet. >> Sit down, please. >> Okay. >> No. No. >> Yeah. I just He's going on this orderly. >> Okay, >> let's go. >> All right. >> Thank you. [Applause] >> You better let go. >> Let go of me. >> Let go. >> I cannot believe this. You're about to get seriously injured. You better let go of my mother collab. Babe, >> you did it to yourself. >> Stand back. Stand back. >> Let go. >> Babe. Babe, stop. >> I got to say one thing. >> You're going to get taser. >> Babe, stop. >> If I had that woman's If I had that woman screaming in my ear like that all the [ __ ] time, I would prefer to go to jail. >> You guys see? See, Frank Hank understands. Hank understands. Yep. >> Hank understand. Yes. >> Put your hands behind your back or you're getting tasered. >> I said okay. [ __ ] me. >> I said okay. >> I told you. I told you. >> I said okay. >> I told you now I have to go back by myself. >> Stop. >> I cannot believe it. Cannot believe. >> Yeah, you do. You believe it. >> This ain't his first rodeo. Yep. Relax. 24 hours of course. >> Why are you guys arresting me for what? >> Please go. >> I didn't go over an hour. >> I can't wait. >> Please don't set it to back up. 24. [Applause] Babe, what are you doing? >> My ear. My ear. >> What a fun vacation. >> This is fun. >> At least we know she's a screamer. This is fun. >> And they won't hold the ship for her. >> Nope. >> What was that, Touche? >> She's louder or higher pitched than a dog whistle. >> Like I said, >> I heard we know she's a screamer. >> Yep. Ship's going to leave without you. What do I do? >> What do I do? What do I do? >> Get on the boat and go have fun. >> You need to stay back. You need to stay back. >> I'm sorry. >> Stay back. >> Yeah. Pick him up on the way home. >> Go have fun. >> Let him figure it out. >> You idiot. >> You I said it's too hot. I said it's too hot. It's against my >> It's against my law. >> You don't know what you're talking about. >> All right, babe. Please stop. >> Do you see how nonchalant and casual everyone is? We see this all the time in Florida. >> We on a cruise ship here. >> This is typical Florida afternoon behavior. We're just so used to it. Go get the last one. You >> good? >> Yeah. >> I should put the window. He's going to stop talking. >> My girlfriend. >> Does he know your phone number? My heart >> is my friend. >> Oh, he's a wonder. >> It's your birthday. >> It's a wonderful husband. He's wonderful. >> And yes, Pants, we went down to 720p, I think. So, >> yep. Never ever leave him. This is a wonderful man. >> I haven't peed once for the show yet. So, how can we be at 720p? Who's peeing that much? >> Uh, apparently our stream is. So, >> do you have his phone you want to go with? >> That's a good sign. >> No. Yes. >> Can I get him out tomorrow? >> I don't know what time that is. Tomorrow. Yes. >> Where are you guys from? >> Miami. It's my birthday tomorrow. >> Oh, tomorrow's your birthday. >> It's like deep inside right now. >> Now I'm literally on the boat by myself. >> Happy birthday to you. >> I'm like, can I ask you like tomorrow's my birthday? Like how can I get him out? >> He's not going to be out by tomorrow. I mean, he'll have to go to Perseverance tomorrow morning. What do I do by myself now on the boat? >> You have your ticket. You're going to have to go home or get your group back. >> You're from Miami, right? >> You have to find a hotel and stay the night or you're going to have to go home and then come back down. He made this decision. >> Yep. >> We tried to allow you guys to go and he wanted to continue. >> Thanks, honey. >> You can't let him go. >> Absolutely not. Not after fighting. He's going to He's going to jail for sure. >> Ali. >> No. >> No. It's just making matters worse. Every time you talk to him, you got to back up in there. >> So, what do I do now? >> Go. You call down call down the county in the morning. >> It's Monroe County Sheriff's Office. >> How do I get back? Do you know? >> How do you get back where? >> To the boat. >> Yeah. Straight down that way. >> Yep. You'll see it as you go down that way. It's pretty much all the way at the end. >> All the way at the end and to your left. >> I already swear on GPS. >> So, he won't be out tomorrow. >> Probably not. >> Maybe. Maybe in the afternoon, but he's got to go see the judge first cuz I'll promise you this, man. If he continues to act this way, the judge is not going to see him. >> Can you do me a favor? I'm just asking you from the kindness of my heart when I leave, talk to him kindly and just tell him what he's saying. I've been trying to from the minute. >> He's just upset. But if he wants to calm me, if he's at the house calmly, he'll have falls in here. >> I had gloves on. He didn't break the gloves. >> Get out. You're going to step into your sand. >> Need some help standing up? >> Hey, G. I thought you weren't going to call me that on the show. >> Sorry. >> Got you. She's hurt. She's hurt. All right. Pull down a little bit. There you go. >> Thank you, sir. >> Uhhuh. Nothing wrong. No, of course not. >> Just ruined the whole damn trap, sir. >> Not a big deal. >> No way. Please, please, please. I can't feel my hand. I can't feel my hand. >> Nothing. [Music] >> I'm actually very very quiet. >> Can I be loose? No, you won't be >> for the kids, man. You have no kids. >> I have kids. >> Okay. So, what the [ __ ] You never drink in your life. >> Chill out, man. >> You never drink in your life. >> Calm down. >> Yeah. >> You guys never drank in your life. >> This You've never drank in your life, you >> [ __ ] Take a seat. Sit down. >> Never drinking. [ __ ] >> Sit down. >> You know your fault. I'm not a >> better hairlines are on for you. >> I don't know about >> what? >> Yeah, you. Especially you, mother. >> I don't know. I got pretty good hair. You got pretty good hair, too. >> We do. >> Yeah. For For how old do you >> How old do you? >> I don't have no hair. >> You're horrible. You're You're done. You have a horrible hairline. How about you? How old are you? That's probably the nicest thing ever said to you today. >> I'm more accepted than you. I do. I see. I do. I see. I do. I see. You're going to feel like a dick when you feel that I work for the >> You guys are going to feel like >> Okay. >> I'm just talking about hands. It's not that big of a deal. You have a better hair life than 27 year olds. That's great. You feel great about that, right? >> Okay, let's get out of hair. >> Cops, but after this call, man. Can I just get these removed? >> Yeah, they're going to take them off. >> I'm not going to do nothing. >> I'm not going to do anything, man. >> You talk to uh >> please, sir. the the victim inside. >> Yeah, I'll do something I'd like to sir. Please stay in. Please, man. Are you going to do a >> second? >> No. I didn't talk to him, but he'll be doing that. >> Well, that's >> okay. So, we'll just do >> see. Yeah. Okay. >> I mean, that's how we would do it, too. So, I'm not doing >> cuz he gave me a refund. So >> I mean it was still on guard when we arrived too. So >> Oh yeah. >> You [ __ ] who be in the same position back in >> Yeah, there's that >> sir. >> You guys will be in the same position back. I'm going to train. Who the cares if I drink two beers? Three beers. Who the cares? It's a safe back. >> The man faces charges of resisting arrest with violence for threatening and attempting to physically assault a police officer. He's also charged with battery for assaulting and attempting to cause physical harm to a restaurant employee. Additionally, he faces a charge for disorderly conduct on the premises of an establishment for intentionally disturbing the peace at the restaurant. There we go. And we're done for the night, folks. Thank you for being with us. Anybody have anything to say before we get out of here? >> Thanks so much for showing up. >> Yep. Thank you everyone. >> Don't forget to join us live tomorrow on channel for the second live this month of the podcast. The crap man power. >> You got tons. You got tons. Okay, cool. >> Tones over will be joining us live on the panel. >> Well, nice. >> Uh, and then we're back Monday night with Phil's show, which I have been banned from. >> Jim Free Jim free >> Jim Free show. >> Yes, Jim Free, which will which will have its own special goal for Monday. I don't like the knife left or >> it's robotic. [Music] >> And on that note, good night everybody. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to hit that like button and see you on Monday when we won't have any of Jim's silliness.