I'm looking for all the baddies all over the world. Ladies, where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. Real bad on the heard you was next, but I'm up now. Yeah, I'm shining like bling blowout. And I see a couple haters in the crowd. Yeah. Drip, drip, drop. I'm juicy. Don't really care what you say. And we all on deuce. It's your birthday, girl. Go crazy. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to say the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Said grab a batty by the hand and let her know she bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm fed up, so shut up. Don't need your opinion. I'm about to count up your pension. Get up. I need your attention. >> Get up. I need your attention. >> Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Keep calm. Yeah. Never in a rush. See a bad with a big butt. She a stallion. Don't get bumped. Now make it clap and get low. Yeah. Now back it up a little more. Yeah. Now bring it up slow. You need to stage the way you putting on the show. Now grab your bestie by the hand and let her know she bad. Grab a batty by the hand. Y'all know what to do. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? Yeah. If you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you know it, then shake it when you show it. If you bad and you know it, then shake it when you show it. >> Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? I'm bad. You bad. Where my baddies at? [Applause] >> Bling blow. What the hell is a bling blow? >> A yo to the yo to the yo ho and the hoes. How the hell are you? What's going on? >> What the hell? What the >> What the hell is a bling blow jewelry? It's supposed >> bling blow is essentially that you have iced out or diamond jewelry that's so shiny and so well it costs so much that's blinged out and the blouse because it's so so expensive. >> So flavor of flame [Music] >> take more master tea the man who owned a goat gold >> Mr. T. No, Master P. Master P. My bad. >> Master P, >> the man who owned a freaking tank. >> Okay. Uh, hello everybody. Phil, please do the honors of exposing Mr. Griffy's greeting for the day. >> Mr. Griffy's greatness in our chat. Hello, sir. Good sir. Thank you for blessing us with your presence and your lovely soon to be bride. Amen. So, uh, every day until these are done, we need to start the show with a special segment called Give Me a Second. And now for a moment of quiet reflection with Jim Finch. Today's subject of our moment of quiet reflection at the start of the show, which I've been paid to do, and you can you can donate 10 bucks and I'll have to start the show with the moment of quiet reflection, is Super Bowl winning champion Russell Wilson, who is now playing for his 800 team, just got benched and will probably end up retiring this year if things go well. He is a Super Bowl champion with a decorated career. He led the my Seahawks to their only Super Bowl championship. He is a highly regarded He is highly regarded for his philanthropic efforts. He's a co-founder of the Why Not You Foundation, which supports children's health, education, and anti-poverty initiatives. He is a respected leader and role model for his teammates. His consistent work, ethic, composure under pressure, and positive attitude have earned him the respect of his peers. >> He has shown great resilience and has a why not you mindset. Wilson has consistently defied expectations from being selected in the third round in the NFL draft to overcoming adversity throughout his career. He demonstrates a commitment both on and off the field. In addition to his football career, Wilson has pursued other ventures and interests such as playing minor league baseball and owning stakes in sports teams like the Seattle Sounders FC. He continues to demonstrate an eagerness to learn and improve both personally and professionally. This has been a moment of quiet reflection with Jim Finch. >> So, thank you, Mr. Pokeville, for uh donating the $10 to have me say lovely things about Russell Wilson. These will return on Tuesday when I have to mention someone from New England with red hair. Thank you to Griffy. So, how the hell is everybody? And Phil just apparently is dancing his way across the universe tonight. Oh, there he is. Hello, Phil. >> Now, my uh I don't have Starlink, but I'm having Starlight like issues. >> Okay. So, yeah, I saw your your uh icon was degraded earlier and I'm like, okay. Yeah, that's yeah, they sent out a they sent out a text on like Thursday, you know, we're going to be doing maintenance in your area. You can expect, you know, uh, you know, issues in the next hour and nothing happened, right? Everything was fine. And then all day yesterday and all day today, it's been like in Yeah. >> Well, there you go. >> Yeah. We had a major outage too in our neighborhood. Whole like a whole street lost like the giant electric the giant huge cable had to be replaced. Oh my god, what a mess. >> What a mess. >> There's like spray painting all over the street. They got to dig everything up, I think. I don't know. >> You should stop running into poles with your golf cart. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, they didn't see me. It's all good. Y >> uh folks, we uh were on chili watch all day as he was supposed to do a marathon. Wonder where he got the idea of a marathon from. He promised. >> Didn't he just go live? >> Yes. 8 hours after his promised start time, he went live. >> 8 hours. said he was supposed to be going live for 10 hours. So, good luck to everyone who's staying up to watch him for 10 hours. I'm >> Are you kidding? >> Certainly not. But, uh, when we last checked on him, he was ranting about the America Party, which Elon Musk was going to start, but then decided not to. So, apparently, Chile is going to lead the America Party. [Laughter] Okay. >> And thank you to Mr. Griffy for the super chat. $5 Australian. Folks, me and Becker are showering. Then she is heading to bed. We will be moist. And Griffy has indeed started. We need 10 10 10 total super chats of any denomination for me to have to say nice things about our wonderful Pope Phil all next week. >> Oh [Music] >> next week. >> Oh NCR and I are going live tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yep. >> Tomorrow. >> At this time slot. Yep. at this time slot >> at 8 o'clock on NCR's channel, which he should put the link in side chat. Uh, just saying NCR. Uh, also >> created the live yet, so I can't put a link out. >> Also, uh, moderators, please be warned that I accidentally banned something someone today. So, I went through and unbanned a bunch of people. The real bad ones are still banned, but I couldn't remember who the hell I banned. So, I just unbanned like 50 people. So, >> if we get get these people in, cuz I don't even remember banning half of these people. So, if we get these people in and they act up, please go ahead and reban them, but give them a chance. At least time them out once before a per ban. I think some of them were doing Kevin Reed trial. >> They may have been. They they they honestly may have been, but uh and and the last time I did this was like last year, so things have piled up. >> Lisa, no one said moist. >> Uh I think I did. Yeah, it was typed in the chat and somebody may have typed it in a super chat, but no one said moist. >> I actually did say it as when I read the super chat. >> Well, but that doesn't really count because you're just reading what was typed. No one just >> No one just threw out noise. >> Are you saying that Griffy's theory, Griffy and Becca's theory that I'm not human is true and I don't count? Uh yes, that is what I'm saying. >> Okay. Well, folks, we had big stories up today. We had four new stories up today about uh Rean Benson doing strange things with her body on camera, clothed thankfully. Uh, we had >> the uh we had Liberty Troll totally snagging Long Island story a day before uh LIIA came back to the area, which was hilarious. >> So, so Liberty Troll uh on Thursday goes to the Melbourne, Florida City Hall and to the police station and does the auditing stuff. and is asking, "Well, well, didn't LIA come in yet?" And of course, LA was waiting till like five minutes before close on Friday to do this so he could do maximum chaos. >> And apparently, Liberty Troll got them used to having an auditor there. So, when LA got there on Friday, they're like, "Oh, okay. Whatever. Here's the stuff you want. Have a good day. And there was no controversy. He was in and out 25 minutes. It was hilarious. >> No, the hilarious part is when he's trying to do the foyer request. The the woman that's helping him, you can literally see him slowly getting defeated. Every time she says, "Oh, I can do that right now, and I can do this. Oh, can you get him a copy of that right now?" And every time you see him go, "Oh, oh, okay." >> Yes. >> Great. It just gets more and more defeated and defeated. It's beautiful. >> Yes, he he he was trying to grift off of it. And more importantly, uh guess what happened with the gofundmemes today? Uh again, uh LIIA brought in no money. Uh actually, no, I take that back. No, no, no, he took in no money. And Liberty Troll again took all the money for the day with $25 in donations. So >> yeah, and Liberty Troll didn't do this on purpose. He's oblivious. He is >> idiot. >> Yes, he he's not a very bright person, but he's inadvertently taking this story away from LIA, which I think is hilarious. >> Uhhuh. >> Well, you got to remember, you got to remember Zach is a Florida man. And a Florida man's motto is hold my beer. >> Yes. >> So you factor in he knew LA was going to go and do a foyer request. He ups the foyer request by doing complaint on the police. >> Yes. Yes. He put a complaint to the police on behalf of LIIA on on how LIA, not how uh Liberty Troll was treated, but how LIIA was treated on the video. >> So, okay. >> Okay. >> Yes. Well, this was from uh this was from Wednesday or Tuesday or Wednesday night when LIIA went to expose this mayor in Melbourne, Florida because he had been recruited by the mayor's sister-in-law after the mayor's brother died and yada yada yada yada yada yada blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, he goes in to expose the mayor, but it's on the night that they're holding a debate as to if they should change a street name to honor Charlie Kirk. And the crowd is there to talk about this on both sides. Things are very, very tense when LIA gets up to do his expose against the mayor. And then he tries the old tactic of his friend is giving him another three minutes to continue talking. And the mayor's like, >> "What?" >> Like, it wasn't his friend. It was just a random person. >> Yeah. the random person he had recruited uh came up to him and to give him the 3 minutes to continue his speaking time, but unfortunately for LIIA, that's not how it works. And he got kicked out of the meeting. While he's out in the hallway yelling at police officers, he's also impeding both the entryway into the meeting and the security line which was filled with people from Turning Point USA. As he's getting pushed out of the building and the lady's like, "I am from Turning Point USA." And he's like, "Well, what about my free speech?" And the lady's like, "It's the mayor's prerogative. Sucks to be you. and doesn't do a damn thing to to help him out. And then he was pissed off about it. >> Well, the best part was she pointed out that he's interfering with their right to free speech. >> Yes. So, >> yeah, >> you can't you can't interfere with everybody else's right to free speech. >> Right. Right. >> Well, here's the here's the thing, though. When LIIA signed the form to speak at the bottom of the form above his signature, there is a line specifically stating that you cannot surrender your time to anybody else, >> right? >> You only get your three minutes. Heckes that when he signs the form and it states that, >> right? But I read your bylaws and it's in your bylaws. I I'm LIIA. I know. Yeah. And >> I know the law. You don't. >> I know. It's your policy. >> Hi, baby. Hi. >> It is your policy. >> Hey, baby. >> Folks. >> Hey, baby. >> Why >> folks? We have a longer drunk girl tonight. And because Mr. Parson is not here, and Mr. Parson, remember, gets to uh pick marriages starting next week. Uh just for the week. Uh since Mr. Parson is not here tonight, >> maybe Mr. Parson earned himself this Mitch. >> Well, yes, they earned himself this marriage. Let me pull it up. Let me pull it up first. >> Uh 18y old and she's 18. Who? If she's Euro, that's like 25 in American. >> That's scary. >> And she's getting her second DUI at 18. Yep. >> 41 days after her first DUI. >> Scary. Scary. >> Nice. >> You're welcome, sweetie. I'll try and stop by more. >> Oh, also, uh, package came in today. All it says is gym. Jim M with an exclamation point, I believe, or without an exclamation point. All it says is Jim on it. I did not open it yet. I'm opening all packages on Tuesday that I don't recognize. So, if you >> I ordered Alen wrenches for you. Did you get them? >> Yes, I did. I think I did, but again, I didn't order anything. I just handed the box. >> Say thank you. didn't say. >> Well, I I didn't see it yet because I just said I'm not officially opening anything till Tuesday. >> So So anything till Tuesday. >> I got a big heavy box of something. I can say that. >> But I'm not going to see anything till Tuesday cuz they're on the pile cuz no one's else is in the house actually bought me anything. >> Yes, that is what I sent you. >> Yeah, in time. >> That is squeaky ball. Wait, what? Touche, >> what I sent you won't be there in time because it's international. >> But does it need >> It does not have It does not have um breathing holes in it. >> Okay. >> And and it does not need to be refrigerated. >> Okay. >> Uh I can assure you it's not for me unless there you heard ticking. >> Yes. Uh, it's not from you unless I heard ticking. >> Yes. >> Okay. Okay. >> And I How else do you think I get a crocodile through the mail >> with the gigantic sandwiches? >> Yep. >> That might be a little bit uh awkward because I may have sent him something picking. >> Uhoh. >> Well, I do need a clock on the wall in here. >> Yes, that's what it was. That's what it is. >> Now, did you also hear hissing and the smell the smell of the bayou of Louisiana? >> I don't know. We've got a family of skunks living in the backyard now. So, I don't smell anything. >> They're probably not for me. The crocodile is probably still in customs. Literally, we we've got these skunks that live down uh below the the uh deck. And uh apparently they greet my niece at 5:00 a.m. whenever she goes to leave for work. And that's why at 4:00 a.m. I'm out there throwing an extra scoop of food strategically away from the handicap ramp to the house, which is like this extended thing that goes and even has a turn in it that goes halfway down the sidewalk. Uh so that the skunks aren't on the handicap ramp when she's trying to walk out. And the handicap ramp was something we needed for my father who passed away a few months ago. So anyway, uh let's get back into this wonderful, wonderful woman. Let's take a look at her before we marry her off >> cuz I haven't even seen her yet. >> Yes, Subar. Back in the 60s and 70s, you were able to order alligators through the mail. Uh the back comic books. Nice. Yes. >> And also also in the 70s you can get it out of the Sears and Robot catalog. >> Yeah. And that was an episode of Leave it to Beaver, believe it or not, in the 50s. >> Get off with a house. Could order a house out of the Sears and Robot catalog. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. You could order a collapsible bathtub. [Music] Is the window down? No, don't go up. Don't >> What was that? >> Coyotes, doesn't it? >> Um, okay, Phil. Uh, we will share what >> in the video. In the video, it sounded like coyotes. >> What? The video wasn't playing and the sound was still happening. Phil, >> let's play it. Just play it. >> Anyway, uh we had pause for a reason. The reason being that I did get a compliment, I think, from my nephew as I've done exercise bike for most of the past month. He looked at me and said, mind you, he was also asking if he could come play video games in my office. Uncle, you look like you lost weight. And I said, "What?" And he said, "Because your belly doesn't look as chubby these days." >> Nice. >> So he got to play video games in my room for the next three hours. So yes, >> collapsible bathtub. >> He knew how to compliment. >> Yes. For anybody wondering, not quite halftime. Iowa State 22, Arizona zero. Yes. >> And we are losing the RDER Cup in historic proportions. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. We're the largest. They only need two and a half points. >> Yes. It's And it'll make >> pretty good. What's going on? >> Nothing. I'm just trying to take my friend home. taking your phone home. >> Yeah. >> Okay. What were you guys doing? >> Nothing. Just dropping off another. >> Can you hear? >> No, it's paused. >> All I know is this girl's eyelashes are bigger than anything on her body. They look like moths. Look at those things. >> They were caterpillars. We don't follow up forehead >> until they pull her out of the car. We don't know that it's bigger than anything on her body. >> Just dropping off another friend. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, we got a call about a suspicious vehicle in the area supposedly looking through cars uh with a flashlight. >> Not me. >> Not you? >> Yeah. I'm I'm just taking my friends home. >> Okay. Where are you guys coming from? >> I'm coming from Aaria. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You know, your headlights out, too, right? >> This one? The red? Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I'm trying to find my license right now. I don't My car's so dirty. Okay. >> Just trying to find my wallet right now. >> Okay. Want to get that for me? >> Just give me a second. >> Okay. >> My car is so dirty. No, >> that's fine. >> A lot has happened tonight. I was trying to find out right behind my seat. >> Okay. All right. Thank you. >> 3:40 in the morning. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Miss Sunrise. Where are you coming from? You said I >> last name. >> Last name Sunrise. So, what's her stripper name if her last name is Sunrise? >> Sunset. >> No, it's not Sunset. And >> it would have be the first name because remember last name Sunrise >> Tequila. >> Good one. >> No, more than likely if she's going to play off the sun element of her name probably be >> Tea. >> Star. >> Tequita. No, it's going to either be Star or Venus. >> Star or Venus. And this is the man who knows more about strip clubs than anyone in the world. NCR. >> Now, it seems to me that this would be a perfect NCR type because it almost looks like she has elf nubs. >> Now, I was going to offer her to NCR, but I'm also seeing Mr. Tomatoes in the in in side chat. Yeah. Yeah. >> And and Mr. Tomatoes, >> I mean, if Mr. Tomatoes wants to challenge Mr. Parson, who is not here tonight, he could theoretically. >> He'll kill you, Tomatoes. >> I'll do my strip club DJ voice. >> If we say no for me, >> she'll kill you. >> So, Mr. Tomato, let us know. >> She's 18 tomatoes. She's 18 >> with two DUI in 41 days. >> You don't want this woman. No. That makes her 25 in America. >> No. >> Uh, hold on. Touche, have a wonderful night. Thank you for joining us. Hope you have a nice time out. >> I will. Bye. Bye. >> Bye, sweetie. >> Yeah. Do not stick your D in this. Do not. You're waiting mainstage is Venus working off her second DUI and looking for love. >> Do not do it. Do not >> Don't forget to tune Drake Midoom. And don't forget to check out and like and subscribe. Really cool news hosted by Jim Big Finch. >> No, it's Big Jim Finch according to Merb. >> I'm sorry, we got a typo on the script. >> Big Jim Finch. like the big gym toy >> from 1968. >> Yeah. >> Yes. So, we are marrying this. So, since we have not heard from to Tomatoes, let's go ahead and marry this wonderful girl off to the memory of Parson. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today with our tequila in hand to marry off this lovely sunrise to our beautiful moon struck Parson in memoriam sunrise. Do you take Parson to be your lovely wedded YouTube husband to bring lightness into his drab dark life? and person in memoriam. Do you take this woman to be your lovely weddings ripper slashwife this dollar bills where it doesn't belong until midnight? >> You always said 18y olds would kill me. >> Nope. edited me by an unnamed strip club in Atlanta and its head valet. I now pronounce you to husband and wife. You may give her dollar bills. >> Some friends. >> Okay. You're just dropping off friends. You have anything to drink tonight by chance? >> Yes, I have. Um about around 8:30. >> 8:30. Mhm. >> Okay. What'd you have to drink? I have a smearing off. >> One smear off. >> Mhm. >> Okay. Have a seat for me. Okay. >> And she's 18. >> Just one. You should have had pop off. >> Ma'am, you said you had one drink. >> Yes, I have. At 8:30. >> What time is it right now? >> It's It's about 1 2 p.m. 1:00 a.m. Sorry. >> Uh >> 1 2 or 3 a.m. Which one is it? 2 >> 2 a.m. >> No, sorry. >> Since she's already admitted to you, officer >> it's quarter through some fields. Make sure I'm done. >> Take off my heels. >> Yes. >> Yep. >> It's completely your option. You can do them in them or without them. >> Trying to run around five or >> just take it to the front of the car over here. >> Oh, she said one, two, or three and then went with the middle. Okay. You just want to walk with this. Do >> you want to put it in first gear? >> Okay. The E bra. >> Is the E brake on or? >> Yes, the E brake is on, but it won't turn off without the first gear. >> Okay. >> Just stand right here for us, ma'am. >> Right here on the light. >> We all Okay. All right, man. >> Do you have anything? Any shoes? Do you have any other shoes in the car that you could wear? Like tennis shoes or something you feel comfortable in? Okay. Cuz I >> I'm okay. >> You sure? >> I'm n >> Hold on. Look at the shadow just from her eyelashes. It's right there. >> I know. They think this is cool and it's really not that cool. it when the shadow is blocking your eyes. >> Yeah. >> Is it like wearing a hat or something? >> I don't know. >> Blocking out the sun. >> I don't know how they do it. Although I have beautiful lush thick eyelashes and I would never do this. Some people think it's attractive. I guess >> that's because you're at the age where hair just continues to grow in weird ways. In weird ways. >> That's true. It's true. It's very true. >> Well, though I haven't shaved my legs in about three years, so there goes that theory. There goes that theory. >> I can't say anything due to the fact that I have a certain >> My hair on my legs doesn't grow anymore, but my ears are full. They're very full. There you go. >> And your eyelashes. And your eyelashes. >> Yes, that's true. Yes. And my chin. Yes. There's lots of >> up here. It's coming in nicely. >> Yes, it is. >> American. >> Thank you, Phil. Thank you. >> All right. So, you have anything wrong with your eyes? Like, you wear um uh any contact lenses or glasses or anything like that? Okay. Your vision's fine? >> No, sir. >> Okay. So, I'm trying to I'm going to try not to blind you. Okay. battery. >> What I want you to do is uh pay attention to the pointer of my finger. Okay? The very tip of my finger. And I want you to just follow that with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay? >> Keep your hands at your side. Don't move your head. Just your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. >> Well, Parsons has him a lovely wife. Well, apparently Victoria's Secret. I should have wore pants. >> Okay. Just pay attention to my finger. >> Yes, sir. >> Ruff, ruff, rough. >> You sure it's the dog? Sue Barrett could be the people ro. Okay. >> Yeah. Let me get a jacket. >> No, there's not actually. >> That's why I'm shivering right now. >> Okay. Just one more pass. You feel comfortable? Okay. Okay, >> is going to bring you a Okay, >> we'll get you a jack before we start the next test. Okay, >> nine heel testers out to your side. Make sure you make contact on each step that you take. Look down at your feet as you walk. >> Look down loud so I can hear you. >> Done all these tests. >> I know. I'm the one that did it to you last time. >> Last time. >> Good lord. Yes, cuz we did your first >> They know who you are. Y >> Oh, that's And she's How old? She's 18. Yeah, they watch for her. Yep. >> They already know. >> I'm sure there's a watch list of current DUIs or whatever that they scan license plates for. That's good. That's good. That's good. >> Keep your front foot planted. Use your rear foot to take small steps to turn yourself around and then walk nine more heel to toe back on that line. Okay. >> Okay. And then when I have her start the test, >> she she stays in that position. Right. Right foot in front of left foot. >> Yep. >> Okay. >> Don't start until I tell you to start. >> I'm pretty sure you're going to get back cuz I'm going to be able to get home safely. >> Okay, man. So, what I want you to do is go ahead and stand where you were standing. So, what I want you to do is uh put keep your left foot planted. Leave your hands at your side and put your right foot in front of your left foot just like that. Okay. And what I want >> Yeah. But don't start until I tell you to start. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You'll be you'll be fine right there. Okay. >> Yeah. The skankier the better. They'll get the attention. >> Just watch. >> And then they'll open their mouth and get ignored. >> Okay. >> Yep. Go away. >> Shakes right now cuz >> No, I understand. I understand. Just do the best you can. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> So, what I want you to do is keep your left foot planted, hands out your side, keep your hands out your side, put your right foot in front of your left foot, just like I'm doing now. Go ahead and put your right foot in front of your left foot and stay in that position. Okay. Yes, sir. >> What I want you to do is take nine heel to toe steps straight down that line just like this manner. You're going to place your foot make contact with your with your planted foot. Okay? >> Mhm. >> And you're going to look at your feet the whole time you're doing it. So, one and count out loud. Two. >> Two. >> Three. I'm going to do three just for demonstration. You're going to do nine. Okay? And then what you're going to do is you're going to take a series of small steps just to turn yourself around. Okay? And then you'll be facing my unit, that vehicle right there. Okay? And then you're going to take nine heel totoe steps back just like this. Okay? One, two, three. I took three. You're going to take nine. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> Stop. >> So, go ahead and get in that starting position I told you to. Okay. Keep your hands out your side. Look at your feet and remember on this beach. Do >> you understand? Do you understand before you begin? >> Yes, sir. >> I'm sorry. It's really cold and my feet are starting to cramp up with this cold concrete. >> Do you have any other shoes in the car or anything? >> I don't think so, sir. No, I do not. >> We're trying to give you every every opportunity. >> I know. I mean, if I I could try to do it in my heels, but I think my heels broken. So, >> it's completely up to you. You were the one that requested to do without your heels. Okay. >> Yes, I did. because Oh, yes sir. >> Okay. >> All right. >> You feel comfortable to start? Go ahead and get in the starting position. >> Do not stop until you completed the test. >> Okay. >> Do not stop until you completed the test. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> You may begin. >> One, two, three, >> fail. Fail. >> Five. Six. >> Seven. >> Fail. Fail. Not too. Okay. All right. So, next up, next test I'm going to have you do, you can go ahead and stand right here. Okay. It's called the one leg stand. Okay. And now I want you to do >> Yeah, exactly. I'm going to demonstrate I'm going to demonstrate to you just so you can get refreshed on it. Okay. You're going to have your hands at your side just like this. Just like the other test. And what I want you to do is raise whatever foot of your choice. Are you okay? >> Yeah. Just >> Okay. >> This very >> Okay. So, you're going to raise either foot of your choice. Okay. >> Yeah. And you're going to hold it approximately 6 in off the ground like you're stepping on a co can. Okay? >> And you're going to do this. You're going to count. So go ahead and stay in that position for me. Okay? And I'm going to demonstrate for you. You're going to lift your whatever foot your choice. You're going to hold it out in front of you 6 in off the ground. You're going to count out loud. 1 2 100 3 100 4 100 5 100 6 100 until I tell you to stop. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> You're going to keep counting until I tell you to stop. Hold on. Don't begin yet. I'm going grab a timer. Okay, >> I got you, brother. >> Oh, cool. Ready? >> Whenever you're ready. >> Yeah. 30 seconds on. >> Yep. It'll count to 30 whenever. >> Okay. Okay. Miss uh what was your name again? >> Sunrise. >> Sunrise. You may begin. One 100 1,00 2 100 3 100 4 100 5 100 6 100 7 100 8 100 9 100 11 100 12 100 13 100 14 >> 14 100 15 100 16 1,000 17 100 18 100 19 100 2100 21 100 22 1,000 23 1,000 24 1,025 1026. Okay, cool. What's your name again? >> My name is Sunrise. >> Okay. Um I'm This officer talked to you. I just curious about what your name was. Um how much did you have to drink today? >> I've had one spin off tonight. >> One off. >> Yeah. >> I'm sticking to the story at least. You thought you blew into a instrument, say Intoxilizer. What do you think you would blow level-wise? >> Well, last time I drank three buzz balls and I blow n so I don't know. >> Yeah, you said just one screen off. >> Yeah, >> you're being honest. >> Yes. >> N. I don't think so. Look at me. >> Yeah. >> You'd be dead, darling. Hi. >> Yeah, she's far too young for this crap, man. Keep >> looking at me. >> Get her into a rehab. >> Okay. >> Especially Okay. Your first one, you lose your license for X amount of time. >> Yep. >> Your your second one, while you're still suspended license from the first one. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. means she's probably going to be having to be driven around for the next 5 years. >> Plus, whoever's given her keys, if she lives with mom and dad, >> they are opening theirelves up to a huge liability >> if she goes out and kills somebody. They really are really, honestly. >> And and if she gets another one, she could permanently lose it. So the rest of her life is ruined. >> Yep. >> At age 18. >> Yep. >> Cuz she doesn't take this crap seriously. >> Yep. >> Till she hurts somebody. Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> And even then, probably not. >> Cuz it's mommy and daddy. She has nothing. Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yep. Yep. >> You want more face to take out? I'm sorry. >> Stick your tongue out. Uh, >> okay. Smoke anything today? >> Yes, I have. >> What' you smoke? >> Nicotine. >> And what else? And >> Okay. So, do you feel like you're okay to operate a vehicle? >> Yes, I am. I drive standard. I think I could operate a standard vehicle. >> Okay. Well, this officer did the fields on you. What do you think? Do you think she's okay to operate a motor vehicle today? >> Okay. Well, you're you're slinging your speech a little bit. you did did uh make some mistakes on the field test. Okay. >> Mhm. >> Um I know it was under the under the best circumstances because you don't have shoes on. So, I'm going to take that into consideration. Um are you being honest? You only had one SM off. >> I'm being completely honest through service. Since 3:30, I have only had one SM off and it had 15% in it. >> Okay. Will you be willing to go to the station to uh do a breath test? >> No. >> No. No, I'm not. >> My dad is in my dad. I've already I'm going to put through this. >> My dad put through this. >> I'm doing good. I'm going to my sister's house. I was dropping off two friends. I was trying to be a good DWI driver, >> not good. >> Yeah. Trying to not let drinking. >> My friends are drinking and driving. I'm trying to >> DWI driver. >> Yep. Yep. >> They only having one. Yeah. Yes. I'm a good driver. >> Good. Good. >> Not a good driver, Jim. A good DWI driver. >> Yes. Yes. >> That That's like not being a good uh Uber driver is >> It's a special category of Uber where your your driver is drunk >> while he's picking you up from the bar. That's right. Right. >> Tell me you don't get it without telling me you don't get it. [Laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. >> And I'm not trying to let them drive. >> Okay. >> And I'm trying >> because they're drunker than you are. >> And take them home and so I could get home. >> Okay. How about this? >> When I was drinking, that's how me and my friends completely honest. Yeah. Yeah. When was the last time? >> I don't have a medical card. >> Okay. When's the last time you drank? >> 8:30, like I said. >> Okay. And then what did you smoke? >> Uh, >> bowl pre-roll. Blunt. >> A dispo. A carp. >> Yeah, carp. >> Yeah. >> I was getting there. >> Yep. You're good. >> So, wax. Uh, got it from the dispensary. Which one? >> Best days. >> What's your What do you think the percentage is that? 27. >> Yeah, they're pretty high. >> Being a good friend would be calling an Uber, >> not picking them up after drinking. >> Am I a ride? >> No. No. >> I'll help you out. >> Hi. So, we're going to move to the next portion of the test. Okay. Look forward to me. So, this is the uh drug recognition portion. Put your feet together for me like that. Hands out to your side for me. >> Yep. >> I'm going to draw X on my finger. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> Very simple. I want you to look at the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. I'm going to be doing circles around your face. I'm going bringing my finger in close to your face. Okay. And you just want me to follow the X. >> Follow the X. My finger is going to go close to your face, but I will not touch you. Do you understand? >> Come closer. >> That's what that one is. I saw that the other day. We saw one where they did that and I was like, that's kind of new. >> People can't tip my finger. Just stare at it. Okay. >> Yeah. I can't do that. >> Makes me think I'm super bad. when he push him on the nose. >> See, I I can't do that cuz my eyes won't cross. So, as soon as he gets to my nose, I'm seeing two. >> I'm seeing double. >> You're a robot. >> Or or they could have fixed it when I was five, but they hadn't invented the exercises yet. That's why I need I can't see in 3D. Literally, everything's flat in front of me without my glasses on. So, >> you have no depth perception. >> Yeah, it it's it that's why I didn't get my license till I was like 22 >> because I didn't have glasses yet. So, to to fix the problem. >> So, yeah. I And I couldn't it even then it took me three times to do a three-point turn uh till I finally got it right because I couldn't tell how far behind me it was. Yeah, I'm a walking danger, aren't it? That's why I rarely drive anyway or leave the house. >> That's why we already knew that, but okay. >> Yes, >> I do have a lazy eye. No problem. Just keep watching. Just watch the path of her eyes. What they take? Okay. Try to take some deep breaths. Okay. >> Sorry, it's cold. >> It is very cold. Is he all right? >> Okay. So, has lack of convergence. She has lack of convergence. >> That's drunk. Um, >> that is falls with cannabis. Okay. So, real quick, do me a favor. Big fist for me. >> Fingers out. >> Just like that. Put your fingers out to your side. >> All right. When I tell you to, you close your eyes and tilt your head back. Okay. >> When I tell you to, not now. >> Oh. >> When you do, tilt your head back. Close your eyes. You're going to touch the very tip of your left finger to the very tip of your nose. Okay? When I say left, then you're going to touch it and bring it right back down without me saying to bring it down. Okay? Do it on your own. When I say right, you're very right tip of your finger to the very tip of your nose and bring it right back down without me telling you to. Do you understand? >> Yes, sir. >> Close your eyes. Tilt your head back. Close your eyes as tight as you can and relax. >> Sorry. >> Just close your eyes. [Music] >> No, she's cold, but she's eyelids. It's okay. I'll take him. >> I'll take him. >> Dearly beloved, >> we gathered here the day to marry up to this tall drink of water. She said desperately wants to climb and shake his cherry tree. Officer Hottie, do you take big last Gia to be your roughly wedded YouTube spouse? >> I do indeed. >> And big glass Gia, do you take this drink of water to be a laughly witted YouTube? >> Oh yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yep. By the power vested in me by the police bene benevolent society, I now pronounce you tall drink of water and eggs to drink it. Oh, >> thank you. Thank you. Thanks. [Laughter] >> Right. Oh my god. Left. >> Fail. >> Yep. >> Right. Right. >> There we go. You got her. >> Simon says >> left. >> You got her. You got her. >> Yep. You got her. Yep. You got her. Put it down. Open your eyes for me. >> Now, next test. Stop watch. I'm going you close your eyes, okay? And tilt your head back. I need you Hold on. Not yet. I need you to estimate 30 seconds in your mind. Okay. >> However you get there without counting out loud, estimate 30 seconds in your mind. When you get to your 30 secondond mark, you're going to bring your head back down, open your eyes, and tell me done, and I'll stop the watch. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> You understand the test? >> Yes, sir. >> Close your eyes. Yep. >> Tilt your head back and begin. She's cold, but her legs are also another thing for cannabis. So, we have leg trimmers. Yeah, she's cold, but that's not consistent with shivers. >> 30. >> You see how she's moving in swing? >> Mhm. >> Watch that her eyelids. >> Yep. She's way over. >> Yeah. Yeah, she's way over. >> Yeah. Yeah. How'd you get there? >> Mississippi. >> One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. Okay. So, I believe that you are under the influence of marijuana for sure. >> Yeah. >> Um just based off the alcohol, I can smell it. So, let's be honest. Just like last time when I dealt with you, >> went smearing off. How big was this smearing off? Cuz there's no way 12 oz. Cuz one, I could smell it. >> Every time you talk, it gets a lot stronger. >> I was dealing with a lot of young friends. I just took one home, threw a bomb. >> Okay. Yeah. I I I know the smell of puke. Trust me, I've been around drunk people. Let me finish. >> Every time you talk, it hits me in the face. I'm close to you. All right. I swing people's breath all freaking day. >> It's hitting me in the face. It's hit me in the face. >> Okay. >> So, if I bring out a horrible breath test to you, you think you'd blow anywhere under a 008? >> No. >> Okay. >> Maybe 10. Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. What's the legal limit for? >> No. >> For And I'm under the age of She know. It's double the I I already know the situation. Yeah, she's not trying to >> I'm really being honest. >> I do appreciate your honesty. >> And maybe it did have more alcohol in it, but it was >> wrong, >> but also it the it was a jello shot and so I don't know how much >> it was jello. >> Yeah, it was a jello shot. >> That's what they said. That's what they said. It was >> a Smeirnoff jello shot. Oh, >> which is now >> which Well, it's 4:00 a.m. So that would have been eight hours ago or seven and a half hours ago. >> Yep. >> And it's still on her breath. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Uhhuh. Okay. Just saying. Just saying. >> Well, maybe maybe she didn't eat at all. Maybe she was holding some up in her cheek for later. >> Okay. >> I said it was a smell. Okay, Summer. So, listen. >> So, you're going to be placed under arrest right now. Okay. >> You're 18, darling. >> Please. I I just live Let me call my sister, please. I've already went through this. >> Go ahead and uh face. >> My dad lives in. >> No, >> he was This pop was here, too. >> Last time I was arrested, I was fine. I I cooperated. >> I know dad, right? >> I could have said no and I could have refused and I could have called my dad and I didn't do none of that and I cooperated. Don't you think I should get a chance to go to Auggraphy and stay with my sister? >> I am under the influence of >> double. >> Was that double? >> Yes, he did. I >> No, no, that's not >> You're done. They've got because this was a training exercise. They literally have six cops there and she's asking to get let off. >> Yeah. >> Nope. >> That's >> Nope. >> You're going to drink? Stay home. Stay home. Or Uber. It's easy. >> It's cheap. >> Yep. >> Yeah. Chi-Chi says, "Uh, smearing off is strong. Why? I always took the label off and put it on my forehead and just pointed when I wanted another. >> Thank you, Chi-Chi Rodriguez. >> No, no, you're handcuffed. >> But I can you please call my sister. >> So I mean I just turned 18. I already went to jail. I can't do this again. I can't stay over the weekend. I can't stay over the weekend again. Please. I was fine. I was being good. I was >> I was helping. >> Yep. >> You were helping. You should have called somebody sober. >> Yep. >> Oh well. Drunk and high. Yes. >> Yep. >> And while we do make light of their situations, it is serious. And sorry to hear that all clone. You have our deepest sympathies. >> It does. >> Yes. Call somebody sober to help somebody. Don't be dumb. >> Yep. >> As Paul lost his f fiance to a drunk driver. So, >> yes. And that is why we kind of point this out. I My feeling is this. They should be more harsher on drunk driving because it's the easiest preventable crime there is. >> Yeah. Any bar you go to, if you tell them you're too drunk to drive, they will get you a ride home. >> Yes, they will. >> They'll take your keys so you and leave your car there. >> Yep. Yep. >> So they can come back. >> Or take your friend's keys. Yes. Or take your friend's keys. Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. It changes lives forever. >> Walk with me. Okay. You want your heels with you or do you want them? >> Dude, I'm not going to Summer. Summer. >> My name is Sunrise. >> Sunrise. >> And I'm >> Sunrise. Sunrise. Do you want your heels? >> Summer. It's sunrise. >> No. >> You want the car? >> She even told me I couldn't even wear those are her heels. My sister's heels. I was supposed to go home tonight and I couldn't go to jail tonight. >> And look what I >> just sit in the car. >> Please let her come get me. I don't deserve this. Sunrise, you should all do. >> I don't deserve this. I don't deserve it. >> I was perfectly fine. Keep your jacket. I was perfectly fine. >> Sit back. Okay. >> Uh-huh. >> Oh my god. No. >> That's the problem. You think you're perfectly fine again? No. >> And you're not. >> Please let me call my sister. Please let me get a chance to call her. >> I don't even Everything happened at once. I was helping other people. I >> My car is a mess. There is Oh my god. You searched my car. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. I just want to get your phone for you. >> I don't even know where my phone is. Somewhere on my seat. >> Somewhere on your seat. What's up? >> On my seat. >> I could give you her phone number. >> On my seat. >> I I'm going to see if she wants to call sister for her. >> Oh my god. >> You want me to get your phone for you? >> I don't deserve this. Please call her on your phone. >> You want to call her on my phone? >> Yeah, just call her on your phone. >> You have your work phone? >> Yes. >> You could look on at my seat. I don't know if it's on my seat. >> I can grab your phone for you if you want. >> I don't feel it on my side. >> You in my car. >> Listen up. >> Fine. I was I cooperated. >> Listen. Listen. Stop. I need you to take a deep breath cuz I need to explain something to you. And it's very important that I explain this to you before you do that. Stop. You've been in this situation before, right? to get saved. >> Listen, you've been in this situation before, right? >> Why didn't you learn the first time? >> I did learn the first time. >> And that's why I was trying to be careful and take my friends home. >> Where are you? >> I just turned 18. >> I know you can't drive home. >> I know. >> That's not responsible, >> sweetheart. That's not responsible. >> Better decision. You know this. >> I was trying to make a better decision and take my friends to have fun and have a good time. Maybe I wanted to have a good time, too. You know, I get that since then. Since I got in trouble, I haven't gone out. I've been home working. >> I get that. But get someone else to drive you. You don't have to take responsibility. >> I was supposed to have >> Welcome back, Mr. Griffy. I hope you had a pleasant time. Uh, you've missed a marriage. >> A wonderful shower. And I hope you had a wonderful. I married a beautiful police officer that will now be representing me against your false statements about my dog. >> Yes. Yes. >> Whole drink of water. >> Yes. >> Whole drink of water. >> Yes. >> Oh, drink of water. >> Myself. And you know what? I had to do it myself because they wanted to get drunk, throw up on me, get do the most. And you know what? I took the responsibility for it. And they're all younger than me. And you know what? I'm in the back seats getting cuffed up right now. Not them. They're home safe now. My friend having to call her mom to pick her up. Look at where I'm at now. >> And are those friends getting drunk? Okay. Yeah, baby. I'm the good friend. Okay. Now >> you are the good friend. You are the good friend. But you don't need to take responsibility for other people's action. >> You know why? Because I have a big heart in where I end up. >> You do. But you are big here. But now we have to do we have to handle some adult business. Okay. >> Yeah. And you guys have to do your job, too. So, I totally understand. Okay. >> He has to read this to you and we're going to help you out with your >> You're going to read me my rights. >> Not your rights. So, it's going to be to imply consent since you're a licensed driver. Go ahead and listen. >> Okay. >> I did a police officer. >> I did. >> Go ahead. >> Okay. You're going to be placed under arrest for driving while under the influence. Okay. I'm just going to read this to you. Okay. Just listen to me. The New Mexico Implied Consent Act requires you to submit a breath test to determine alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid for paid by the law enforcement. >> Okay, we're enfor. >> Do you agree to take our test? >> Yes, >> no. The last time I did it, no. And look where I'm at now. No. >> Okay, listen. I'm going to read you the rest. Okay, listen to me. I cannot force you to take our test, but if you refuse, you will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privilege for one year. If you are convicted in court of driving while under the influence, you may also receive a greater sentence because you refuse to be tested. Do you understand? >> I I did all this. >> Yes or no? I did this with all the help of friends. >> You understand? Yes. What are you doing? >> Yeah, I understand. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I understand. >> Your right to speak to an attorney or remain silent does not apply to the requirement of New Mexico law that you take a breath test. Do you now agree to be tested? >> No. >> My list. >> So, can you please call my sister now? >> Yes, we can. >> Hey, Sunrise. Do you have your phone on you? Cuz I just checked your car. >> Yes. You know, check my I don't feel it. No. So then I had to drop it when I was trying to fight my friend off of me. >> Whose phone is this? >> Can I please pull my skirt down? >> Yes. Um, >> like I need like a big >> Do you mind if a female officer helps you out? >> I really don't want to, but yeah, sure. >> Naya, can you help her with her skirt? >> I'm not going to ask her to touch it tonight. This was not supposed to happen. Okay. Well, we want somebody to come get your vehicle cuz we don't want to tow it. Well, >> I don't want to tow it either. My dad works with the National Labs. His name's Isaiah. His his Oh my god. His friend works with the DA. His name's Jean. Jean. I don't know. >> Okay, we're jumping forward. I'm going to reach over and get your seat belt. Okay. Step up for me. >> Oh my god. >> Okay. >> Walk this way with me. >> This way. And I get the right to call my dad. >> I'm not I don't want to go straight into the booking. I want to get be able to call my dad before I go in there. I'm going to be cold. I want to talk to my dad before I do that. No, I'm not going to do that. I cooperated with everything you guys, >> but I'm going to be in there sitting there for hours. So, you guys are going to do my paper paperwork for 2 hours until I go in there to 7:00 in the morning and then sleep for days and just I've already been through this and I don't deserve this. >> But I get to call my dad because you guys took the phone away from me. >> Call him. >> No, when I called him, he right away took the phone away from me. I couldn't even explain. Okay, he's this is officer. Okay, he explained what he wanted to explain, but I couldn't even talk to my dad. Okay, but that's going to be 2 hours from now. I already know that. I've already dealt through that. >> Like, I've already dealt through this. This is so gross. >> She doesn't get it. So, doesn't get it. >> I know it's booking and then I don't get it through there till 7 8 in the morning. It's already 4 in the morning. I already know how this goes. I've already felt through this. I should go through this again. Look where I'm at again. >> I don't want to be here right now. I'm going to be with tweakers with homeless people. Like, what the I have a for myself. I was supposed >> Sunday. I'm supposed to actually go check out this Air Force. Oh my god. Like, they're not going to want me for this. I'm supposed to be going into the Air Force and this is what I'm supposed to be doing. Yeah. Two DUIs. >> Dad. And I told you guys, let me call my dad. >> Yeah. Within 41 days. Yes. That's what the Air Force wants. >> Yeah. I >> That is a good recruit for any of the military services. Yes. We want you. You show a lot of discipline. >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. >> So, call your dad. Okay. >> Talk to him. Like, this is not fair. This is not fair. >> Yeah, she sounds just like me yesterday when they were calling Zoe fake. >> We'll get you a phone soon. Just hang on. >> Wait, how'd she get the jacket off? >> That hard to do if you know how to do it, right? >> Yeah, they took it off. Yep. I like those little booths. >> Those are cool. Yeah. >> Come over here real quick. >> All right. Stop right there real fast. >> Stop right there real fast. >> Okay. Go ahead and step up. Okay. Nine. Let's patrol the target area. >> I'll get the wrong in the car, right? Get the seat belt on you. Okay. Yeah. [Music] >> Yeah. Is she like still in high school? >> No, she's 18 now. Who knows? >> A few moments later. >> All right. So, I'm going to Try your seat belt. Okay. >> What a fun night. >> He was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence. >> Oh, so was high. So it was high. Yep. Oops. >> Her charge was dismissed on October 28th, 2024. However, >> the charge was refiled on September 2nd, 2025. >> Wow, nice. Her case is still, let's see if I can get it. Her case is still open and her next court date is October 14th, 2025. >> So, almost a year later, they brought the charge back. >> So, she must have gotten in more trouble. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yeah. I just reached some sort of plea arrangement in order for her to get it dropped, >> right? >> And then she violated probation or something. >> Divers. Yeah. like a diversion program and failed to complete the diversion program. >> Yeah, she's got a problem. She's got a serious problem. >> Yep. >> Well, folks, speaking of serious problems, we are out of time for the day or for tonight. >> Uh tomorrow, >> the really cool the really cool spinoff is on tomorrow night. The really cool spin-off. >> Yes. the sleep NCR and Gia's Baron Eggs. I'll be back with you at 8:00 Eastern over on NCR's channel. >> Way to promote us. Thank you, Jim. >> Thank you. That's NCR. This news >> Y because I'm being polite. Yep. >> That that he's not snoring directly into the the uh into the microphone, >> unlike Pope Phil, who was totally snoring right into it the other night. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's probably true. >> We we we did to mute you at one point because >> I don't know. I didn't hear it. 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