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Already know that I'm never going to back down. [music] Bet on me to stand tall. I take on anything for my crew. Better I risk it all. Wicked, wicked people in the [music] streets. Corruption in the politics and the police. It's time to raise up. Take a stand against the seat. We won't take a backseat. I can show you how to be strong. Come on, follow me. [music] Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. [music] No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like, "What's up?" I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. [music] Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I get back up. Get back up. Get back up. Get back [music] up. Get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked [music] down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma go. [music] Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. Yeah. No more running from that bad guy. Don't worry about it. I'm right here. What's up? I know that journey been hard for you. Okay. I ain't giving up. Got champion. And if I get knocked down, I get back up. >> Yo, to the hoes. To the ho ho ho ho ho ho [laughter] ho ho ho >> ho ho ho ho ho ho. >> Merry whatever the hell this is. Oh, dear God. Uh, for those who are keeping count, we've got another week of this wonderful ho ho hoess and me on camera. >> Unless somebody purchases more. Unless somebody >> Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Uh should >> I think we should get I think we should get Jim up to Christmas in July. >> Hey, Facebook Karen. And look, it's everyone's favorite, the DMCA lawyer. >> Uh here we go. Yes, my hat is is getting there. It's It's I don't know. >> It needs a little blue pill. >> Yeah, it needs something. Maybe I should have put a wire in it so it can go straight up. >> He says he'd kick a crux. >> Using a salty or like a Geral because those Gariels are weak. >> No, the foam shoes. The foam shoes. >> Crocs. >> Well, he says a hold. I'm also across that. Yeah, the foam too. >> To me, it brings us he's talking about the crocodilian species. >> No, no, no, no. It's chilly. See, you need to take a whole sentence in context, right? It's chilly. >> So, he needs red going to his red glasses ass. It would have to be the foam shoes. >> I don't know. I think he could take a Giel. I think anybody can take a Giel. Okay, then. Uh, Cranky Elder God asks, "How much does Jim on camera cost?" Okay, it's part of a spin deal. Cranky Elder God, you pay $80 for these super or super spin. $80 cash app, $100 on uh >> on uh the super chat. Now, they're expensive because these have lasting impacts. We also have a $10 wheel, but does not guarantee me being on camera like this. Wonderful. And yes, I have my Yoda shirt on. I can't see it because I'm not showing off my gut today, but yes, my my Yoda uh here uh here words of what is it? Hear words of >> It's backwards. I can't read it. >> Well, June, >> welcome. >> Hello, June. >> Welcome, June. >> Hey, June. >> Hey, June. Welcome. >> Hey, June. Your better half is in here somewhere, too. Uh, >> well, yeah. There's lots of better ads. >> Uh, Pants says he missed the day entirely. Well, Pants, I didn't write anything, so you didn't miss reading anything yet. Uh, ho ho ho. and Craig Elder got answer your question directly because Jim is being round about about it. A box of saltines. Yes, a box of saltines will get him on camera. >> No, no, that's doesn't No, no, it's part of the spin thingy. Uh, so far they they they were lucky enough to hit two spin thingies for me being on camera for two weeks like this. And yeah, uh we've got a ton of news going out uh coming up. Uh in any case, it's got Mr. Chile Castro has responded to the motion to move his trial from uh the courtroom that he's in to the courtroom of the former what's her name? Uh the the the the judge who handled his previous case with Jud Josh Abrams. Uh, I just forgot her name. >> Yes, Judge >> Burroughs. >> Philly says that the judge has the current judge has put too much time and energy into this uh into this lawsuit to be ignored and that the lawsuits don't look anything alike. They're not from the same incidents. >> Even though they from the same incident, >> even though they have the same location and the same characters and everything involved, >> not the same. Not the same. >> Yes. Yes, Judge Allison de Burroughs. Uh and and yes, and it would be an affront to the the judge for for doing this. Also, uh Chile released a video today where he was going off on a uh senator and basically said she was embedded within the Democratic party. >> Yes. Yes. >> Double breaded. >> Breadcrumbs and and egg wash >> and panco and panco breadcrumbs and panco. >> Yes. >> Now that was >> double bread. >> That was Debbie Wasserman Schultz. So does that mean it was rye bread? >> Uh well she's more of the swirl. >> Okay. >> You know rye and pumpern nickel swirl. >> Okay. So yes pumpern nickel. I usually say pumpern nickel. It's funny. It's a funny word. Pumpern nickel. >> Craig Henry is now doing daily videos from from jail where he's begging for money. And he says he was convicted solely on the account that he described the the that he the the uh police when they kicked in his door, they kidnapped him and kept him in a cage. >> Yep. >> And nobody liked his phrasing. And he was he was convicted on phrasing >> because his >> phrasing. Yes. Not because he did the alleged crime which he was convicted for. Not to not because the proved their case beyond a reasonable doubt. >> Because of his verbage. Because >> his verbage. >> Yes. >> Is watch the verbage. Yep. >> The verbiage got him arrested. Yes. Hey, Virgo Wraith. Welcome. >> It happens every day. >> Hey, Virgo. It's >> been a while. Virgo. Good to see you. >> See you my friend. Yep. >> And yes. Uh, Craig got a haircut. I'm still going to use a graphic of him with the afro. So, that's that's >> that's the Craig we know and love. That's the Craig we know and love. >> Yes. Uh, other things going on. LIA may have screwed up his case in Florida. >> There's a new filing. >> Yes. >> Because Okay. So he filed it as himself, but he refers to the def the the the plaintiff throughout the the filing apparently as Long Island Audit Incorporated. >> Oh, okay. >> But this is a personal case of himself, not Long Island Audit Incorporated. So it may get thrown out because he did he majorly screwed that one up also. >> Well, you know, he went with the corporations or people defense. >> Yeah, that's that's probably it. Uh, also the mayor didn't say either name when he was said anything. He didn't say LIA. He didn't say Long Island Audit. He didn't say Sean Paul Ryz. He said auditor. Yeah. >> Yes. So they're asking for a hearing, an evidentary hearing in order to determine what's going on. >> Now, does that mean I could I could file a case if I if I go to Florida, I could file a case because I'm an out of town YouTuber? >> Uh, maybe. I don't know. >> Well, what's your case going to be about? You gota have a >> I'm just gonna copy liars. >> Okay. >> Just change the names. Just change the names because I'm an out of town YouTuber. So, it's equally applicable. >> Now, let's return to Craig Henry for a second. Uh, does does anyone remember the story I did on his [ __ ] lawsuit he did from jail in the Vermillion County Prison? Yep. >> Or Yeah. lock up basically where he said that the guards violated the rules by uh they didn't give him a hearing when he violated the rules and put him in the hole. >> They just >> Yes. Well, now that case is being thrown out >> and he has until the middle of the month, actually soon, like next week, to either show cause or have the case thrown out. Now, that was the one he did on legal paper and hand wrote it. Uh, it was slanted weird. I remember that one. So, I'll release uh when when I do that story, I'll put up the original with the current order, but that's the second case in a row where his uh failure to take part in his own lawsuits is costing him said lawsuits. What do you think about that? >> I think that's about right. H and we also did the math that um yeah that baby daughter of his by the time if he gets the full the maximum sentence for this he will be he will have been in jail half of his daughter's life. >> Yep. >> That's good parenting. >> That's way how that feels. You know, I I I covered, you know, what happened the other day with the phone call from last night, and I have to question his girlfriend's parenting in that moment. I get she wants to update his followers and his fans, but I don't think doing it in the parking lot of the courthouse where your son is roam roaming around in the parking lot is not the best idea. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that, too. The seven-year-old's just roaming the parking lot. >> Yep. >> No supervision. >> Now, I you know, in fairness to them, I've been involved in my daughter's life half of her life because I take 12 hours and then my wife takes 12 hours. >> Okay. >> So, you know, we just >> Yeah. The math's checking out. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Okay. person on a technicality half of her life so far. There you go. Hey, will vomit welcome. Uh, >> hey vomit. >> Yeah. Yes. Uh, let's see what else going on. Mr. Newman had a couple of filings that we'll do or a couple of uh responses came in that we'll do uh articles on over the weekend. I'm not gonna jump into them right now since he'll yell at me for getting them wrong. Uh, >> he's wrong anyway. I heard Troll Troll said it. He's wrong. So, >> yeah. Uh, Vondrin's giving me the the creeps here. He's not responding to things that he starts out well enough, but then he just forgets to address the actual issues >> that were brought up that he should be responding to. So, I don't know. >> Just my opinion, but >> Zoe is fake. >> Zoe doesn't >> is live cam. Oh, okay. Is live cam with Zoe an option? >> Do a Yes, you could do a an AI generated video of Zoe. Sure. >> Okay. >> Well, we should put the people rotting >> $500 on 500 bucks. Do I get >> 500 bucks for Wow. >> Wow. >> Uh, okay. That's >> She's precious. >> Uh, >> yes, she is. Yes, she is. Especially when she's in attack mode when someone's trying to give you menus. So, uh, what else do we got going on? Uh oh. What do you got, Phil? >> Rody Cam. >> Oh, I can't even see her. There you go. The invisible Rody right there. The nurse room. >> That nurse. >> That was a >> She's got her own chair. >> She's giving giving me the evil eye, which you can't really see on camera, but uh >> as I was saying, to one of the uh Invisible Man sequels, >> the protagonist had an invisible dog. So, visible right invisible dog. Were they in the same movie together? I don't know. >> Could have been. Or were they the same? >> Uh, >> yeah. >> Skip Tracer. >> Zoe is my fourth fake dog. Yep. >> All I know is All I know is I put my dog on camera immediately. >> We hear >> I have sent I have sent you posted videos of her running in my yard. Well, of a dog running in a yard. >> Oh my god. How do we know that's you holding a camera? [laughter] >> Oh, that's right, Phil. You have to do naked cooking coming up since you can't go outside. >> Naked cooking. >> Yeah, that was another one of your punishments. You have to do naked cooking. >> Naked cooking. >> Yes. I said he should do the most greasiest oily foods. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's We'll figure it out. But yes, Phil has to do naked cooking. That's one of his punishments. I also have to do uh Yeah. Uh we got to I got to figure it all out. I know tomorrow's a person night. Today was named by uh Seth. Uh, tomorrow's a parson night. I have to get that in. Uh, then we have a special Sail picked a special name just for you, Mr. NCR, on Saturday. >> I'm scared. >> Yes. >> What is it? >> Yes. I have to >> I'm not telling you. You're going to find out like everybody else. >> Yeah, I might not show up that day. I stay in the bar. No, you got to show up. Oh, she's moved. >> Yes, >> you can't make me. Plenty of dive bars I can go hide out at. >> Uh, Bad Company wants you to make sausage rolls, Phil. >> Sausage rolls. And yeah, uh, Parson, remember we have two Parsons Fridays coming up because you won or you got those on this wheel. Spin the wheel, make a deal. In fact, let's hear about spinning the wheel, making a deal. Let's see what Mr. uh we'll give you a freebie here. What Mr. Where did it go? Darn it. There we go. Mr. Pants has to say about the wheel. >> Spin the wheel. Make the deal. Jim needs to feed some people and stop whining so much. >> There you go. That was from the mouth of pants. >> It was very accurate. >> Oh, that's something you don't see even at Walmart. How dangerous. Okay then. And finally, just for Phil since he's the only one who will get the reference. Listen closely, Phil. My god, it's full of pie. [laughter] Uh, thank you cranky elder God for the 666 uh super chat. Let me pull that up for the paper rotty. >> Thank you cranky. >> There we go. Oh, that didn't work. That didn't work. So, we officially hit for >> Yes. Sound effects. >> Yeah. >> Sound effects must be >> They say you're fake. They say you're fake. >> We screaming into her cell phone. Dog on camera. Woman screaming into her cell phone. Just saying. Uh, Pants says, "These worlds are yours, Phil, except Europa." [laughter] >> I just watched 2010 the other day. I I watched it in my VR headset, my my my the MetaQuest 3 thingy. >> So, yeah, didn't make it a better film, but I I like the weird sequels. Like, I like Catty Shack 2. I don't know why I like it. I'll watch Catty Shack 2 more than I'll watch CattyShack 1 in this lifetime. And that movie was awful. CattyShack 2. I I I love 2010. And I'll watch that more often than 2001 because Roy Shider. I wanted to be Roy Shider when I grew up. A little Jewish man. That's I'll >> The one the one sequel I'll watch over the uh original is Godfather 2. There you go. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> I've got no say [clears throat] because I watch trash. >> All the Godfathers are great. >> All of them. >> Even Godfather 3. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Yeah. Oh yeah. >> All of them were great. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> That's the understand. You have to understand the Sicilian mentality of oh my god, I know him. >> Okay. I'm going to say this and it might be a hot take and I'm willing to take the fire for it, but the best sequel of all time is The Bride of Frankenstein. >> Who seen it? >> Oh my god. And how? >> Yeah. I'll never forget my girlfriend came over one day and my grandfather, my Sicilian grandfather, was sitting on the patio with his black shoes and white socks and asked if that was the godfather [laughter] >> and you go, "Uhhuh." Now pay him some respect. >> That's him. That's him. >> Pay him some respect. My father took me to dinner at Little Italy restaurant. >> Yeah. >> In Chicago. And who is the fish guy? Tony the fish. >> Oh yeah. >> He was in there eating. And my father said, "Don't say a word to him." [laughter] >> You know, Phil, thought there'd be more time. >> Yeah. I never wanted this life for you. >> Yep. Y >> go a boat field. >> Yep. Tony the Fish. >> Tony the Fish. >> I don't forget his real name. >> Enough time. >> Tony Tony Tony the Tuna. Tony the Tuna. >> Tony the Tuna. There you go. >> Not Tony the Fish. Yeah. Tony the Tuna. >> Okay. >> Yeah. I can't remember his real name. >> Uh Tony Iardo. That's who it was. Tony Aardo. Yep. Yep. Bad guy. Bad. Bad guy. >> Well, folks, speaking of bad bad, we're going to go to real body cams and she thought she was safe until the glass exploded. 1st, 2025, officers in Florida responded to an apartment complex after a caller reported a heated argument between two women was disturbing other residents. As officers arrived on scene, they moved quickly to locate the women involved. Here's what the officers did next. >> What's going on? Jesus. What's on the >> make a report to my car? >> Fresh. >> What's all this about? >> Was arrested and then everybody got mad from garbage. >> I um I was in an argument with my my domestic spouse. We wasn't hitting nobody. She just ran and took the car, the only car that we had. So obviously that's not like a cool thing. >> Yeah, we just watched this on. So I told you guys that's where I'm at. What's the tag number for the car? >> Next problem. Give me one second. >> Hi, sweetie. >> What's your name? >> Kayen. >> You got to call everybody in the world. >> Recording you like that, sir. >> Do what? >> I'm recording you, dude. It's okay. >> Oh my god, bro. They don't want I don't know. I just have a brain attack right now. >> Here's the registered key. >> It's um registered to my brother and my sister. >> Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. >> She has her whole family. Oh my god, this is crazy. >> Can you call her? She has a phone. Walk down and get my phone number. >> Yeah, like this is insane, bro. >> Oh, >> bro. Bro, >> what's your phone number? >> Is she related to Vince Russo? >> What's your name? >> Bro, >> this reason for calling. >> See if this person is available. >> Sheriff. >> Hello. >> Hey. How are you? >> I'm good. How are you? Who is this? This is Deputy Yo from Lake County Sheriff's Office. >> Oh, hello. >> Can Can you tell me what's going on? >> Um, I was kicked out of the home. >> She wasn't kicked out, sir. She wasn't kicked out. It's on the video. >> I was supposed to get out and then scream at the garbage all over the floor. I don't know if you guys can see that. Um, how dirty it is outside the apartment right now. But I was told to leave um I was told to get my stuff and as I went upstairs, I was then kicked again. Stop talking. >> They were being cursed at as well, but not by me, by the person you're standing next to cuz I can hear her. >> And um I just wanted to get out the house. My cousin was going to come and pick me up, but I was in a really unsafe 217. Can you come down to where I am? >> I never left with the car, though. I'm around the corner. I just didn't want no fighting. You guys came. >> Who belongs to that car? Whose car is that? Um, technically this is her sister's car because it's her sister's name. Uh, her sister lives in the community, but the car was originally bought with my money. >> Okay. So, you're saying you bought the car? She's saying it's her sister's car or her brother's car. Did Did you guys It's It's not It's not a big problem. Right here. You're going to see me pull in right now. I'm about to park the car back in the parking spot. I was never stealing the car. Like I said, I was getting away from the situation because it was a handy situation, but I didn't need it to be something more than that. So, I got out the way as fast as I could. >> Okay. All right. I'll talk to you when we get here. Go ahead and park and you can you can get out and we can talk. >> Hey, just just just listen. When you when you get out, don't no arguing or fish fighting. >> Sure. I promise you. No arguments from my side. >> So, when she gets out of the car, >> I'm just going to take my keys and go back upstairs. That's all. >> No yelling, no screaming. This is my car. That's all I cared about. No yelling. >> And she she lives here. >> It's not your car. >> She stays with me. Yeah. But she she wants to go. She's lying saying I held her hostage. Any of that, sir. I have a video. That's my thing. Like she I can just show you the video. >> We're arguing about a baby. A child. A small little child. He's not upstairs. >> My nephew. Look at that. >> Look. Look. No hitting. No. No. She hit me. Thank you very much. I'm glad you got to see that. I walked back in the house. She's with the cops right now. No, she's not with the baby. >> Well, back in the house about the baby. >> I didn't hit her. >> Where's Where's the baby? >> My nephew's in my sister's house. >> Where's Where's the baby? >> With my sister. Hey, listen. This is not my my child. This is my nephew that we're talking about. This is where we're at. She smacked the phone out of my hands >> because I said I'm going to take my >> No, it's not. No, it's not. >> No, it's not. >> No, it's not. No, it's not. >> Cuz I'm talking about her mother. Love, I all I said to about her mother is that she wouldn't appreciate that she's mad about the child. >> You guys need to leave each other. >> We could, but I don't want lies. I just don't want lies. She told the cop I'm having a mental breakdown. I was calm. >> It's fine. Then be calm. All you need to do is be calm right now and just be like, I just want my car keys cuz this is my source of this is my apartment. Period. >> She can go tell her mom. >> I didn't try to, sir. I tried to have her arrested or I asked for my car back. >> You've been arrested for that. You just told him I stole your vehicle. >> You did? >> Officer, isn't that the charge? >> You stole my vehicle, love. >> Why are you two yelling in the parking lot? Knock it off. >> I walked back in the house. >> Per usual. I said I was taking the baby to a >> Oh my god. Mom, I don't I'm trying to throw the cop. I just want you to know that I wasn't turning up. I didn't hit her. Nothing. >> She started arguing with me. [laughter] That's >> okay. Get your stuff. >> Look. Look. Look, banging on the door, >> per usual. I said I was taking the baby to a hotel and she started arguing with me. That's >> Tell me that's not crazy. >> I said I was taking the baby to a hotel. This started arguing me, fighting me, telling me that the baby's more important than her. Actually, he is. >> That's exactly what happened. >> You did. I have it on recording. >> That's exactly what happened. >> I have it on recording. >> Uh, yes. Person nothing, but that was weird. Sir, >> baby is crazy. That's some sick. Oh [ __ ] I'm not opening this door. You spit on me, you hit me. It's a dub. >> That's I was hiding in the laundry room. I didn't do nothing to her. She has no marks on her face. Nothing. Sorry. >> Honestly, all I care about is the car. That's it. >> Okay. >> I will go to my grandma's house. She lives she got your car. She said she's getting her stuff and she's leaving. >> Sure. I just want the car keys and she's going to try to as soon as you leave, she'll try to take the car. >> Well, if you guys share the car, you guys are both saying that >> you have money tied up in this car. You have so >> you have something. Yeah, but I can't tell who does and who doesn't. >> Oh, wow. >> So, I can't make her give you keys. >> Yeah, they get everybody on their car belongs to somebody else. My next >> That's my brother. >> Okay, but that's you're not the registered owner of the car. >> Do you need my brother to come downstairs and tell you that he lives in the building up there? There's no problem. Thing is, we don't want to hurt her. There's no reason for us to do that. We just don't want her to leave with our property. I don't want to murder her. I don't want her arrested. I don't want none of that. I just don't want an episode. >> She thinks she has a right to do stuff like that. She doesn't. So, I'm sorry. >> This is This is something she also did and I think it's really disgusting and crazy. >> Yeah, I know what marijuana smells like. >> I can't stand in there right headaches. That needs >> What's that? Uh, NCR, >> the officer needs 3,000 units of Bob Marley stat. [laughter] >> Oh god. If the apartment stinks that bad and they had a baby in there. Oh god. >> Yep. >> Like this. None of that. >> Do you have like a dust pan you can use to scoop that up? That's kind of gross. >> It's freaking It's terribly gross, man. This is I can't even I really don't understand how this happened. >> I don't either. >> It's crazy. >> The freaking in the video, too. There's not even garbage on the floor. I'm like losing my mind about how there's garbage on the floor right now. >> God, I love my stupid boring life. >> Yeah, it's hilarious. Florida women. You do. >> Do you have a driver's license or an ID card? >> Yes, sir. >> Let me see it. >> It's in the car. >> I don't want you here. >> My dad is here. >> You'll get all that. Let's get this done. >> Hey, Mr. Officer, can you please tell her that I wasn't trying to have her arrested cuz that's ridiculous. >> No, I wasn't. >> I wasn't. >> Go get your ID. Is it open for me? >> I need to get in here, bro. My stuff is in the wallet. It's upstairs. I told you. You took it upstairs to put your card. [laughter] >> I need your ID card before you go. >> I have to look through all these bags of my ID. I'm so sorry. I have so much. >> Let me try to get it in there. >> No, I said my >> having a reporting someone stealing your card makes them get arrested. Am I wrong? Right. Get out of here. It don't matter what you want. The police will arrest me. It don't matter what you feel something that don't. >> It's not yours either. >> It isn't yours. >> If you don't stop arguing, I'm going to take both of you to jail. You're disturbing the [laughter] peace. Be quiet and get your ID. >> I'm just going to take you both to jail. I don't care. >> I don't know. >> Find it. >> Yeah. I'll get a statement from the dog. [laughter] >> Can you Can you come and pick me up right now? Cuz the police want my ID and I don't know. I don't know. >> Well, you're not leaving until I see your ID. So, >> and they said I'm not leaving until like they see my ID now. >> Exactly. They didn't even ask for her ID. She didn't give >> She's going to get it. Thanks. >> Right. I'm wondering the same thing right now. >> Tell me what you need. >> My ID. The cop wants it. >> Oh [ __ ] Um. >> All right. Thank you so much, cousin. I'll see you guys soon. I will. I'll text you. >> You can put it down for me. Yeah, you can put it down. Okay, that's no problem. You're good. >> And I was a chauffeur so many years. I didn't open them. I just threw them in. >> I told everybody that has to do. >> All right. There's no arguing. There's no talking. I thought he said he just said there's no arguing. [snorts] >> I can leave. I'm fine with that. I have no dude. >> He's got your ID. Nobody's picture. Hold on. It is lying. I called her mother, her dad, her cousin. >> Would you stop? >> I called them a No. >> No. I'm not going to stop. >> Talking K. You did this, bro. >> And you're going to go to jail for it. >> I'm not going to go to jail for nothing. >> They're not calming down. >> Just remember that you >> They're asking you to calm down. >> Phil, calm down. >> Okay, >> Phil, calm down. >> Okay. No. >> No, bro. >> That's right. >> You know what Phil has to do? You know what Phil has to do? We're going to pause while he does it so he can calm down. Phil has to tell us about how the Bears are more spectacular than the Packers. >> Um, friends, Romans, countrymen, bear witness to the idea that Bears fans think they're better than the Packers. No, not in point. It's my turn. I can do what I want. >> Case in point, Gia is upset that she gets the Packers in all their technical glory but can't see the bears. >> What? >> In her cave in California because California knows the truth. >> What? which is the Bears are better than the Rams. >> Well, that's >> how how to twist that [ __ ] >> Wow. Good job. [laughter] >> Uh, Gia, does he still deserve a leg breaking? [laughter] >> No. No. Don't hurt him. >> Don't hurt him. >> I love his wife too much. Don't hurt him. >> Oh, okay. >> Cuz she's got to take care of that son of a [ __ ] A broken finger. >> That's true. >> Don't hurt him. >> About a broken figure. >> No. No. >> Come on. >> No. >> Go to him. >> Do not hurt him. I do not condone violence. >> Continue. later. >> So, we pray for the delusional bear fans who think they are better than the Packers. >> Yes. >> And we will find out soon enough on Sunday. Sunday at the fairgrounds. >> Yep. Yep. the magical matchup >> of the beloved Green Bay Packers and those devil bears who deserve to burn in hell. >> What? >> Which is known as Soldier Field >> because they think they're better than the Packers. Gia, >> would you like me to have Dwayne pay bill a visit with the cork gator as a warning to never do this again? [laughter] >> No. >> Hit cork the teeth. Come on. >> Do not threaten Phil. I have my connections. >> Okay. >> With all these alligators that I strategically uh transported to an alternate location. No, the shed is going to combust miraculously. [laughter] >> You mean the he shed? >> The he >> it was. >> Well, that still doesn't help me with my situation. I got evicted a long time ago. >> And remember folks, coming up sometime in the near future, Pope Phil will be doing nude cooking since it's too cold to do nude grilling. nude cooking. >> And Phil, what will you be cooking while you are nude? >> I don't know. I don't know. >> I'll have to come up with >> And will it be microwavable? >> No. >> Um, well, >> no. >> What's that? What? >> Pancakes. Pancakes. Sausage. Scrambled eggs. Pancakes, sausage, and scrambled eggs. >> Yeah, >> I didn't even say bacon because I'm nice. >> But that meal isn't complete without bacon. You have to wrap the sausage with the bacon. >> Oh my god. >> Well, they put that in the oven anyway. >> Yeah, I microwave my bacon. It turns out perfect. >> We uh we uh oven bake our bacon. Oh god, it's part. >> No, I'm going to ignore it. Um, collection favorites. Let me go back. >> Let's go to search and type in >> ID, right? >> Florida cuz it'll pop up. >> Oh, here we go. >> It changed it all. >> Yeah, I got to And now it's literally not stopping. Now, >> one more time. You going >> one more time? I pay the bills here. >> She's going to jail. So, >> I'm not doing nothing about that. that she called the cops on me. I'm sorry. Yeah. >> Oh god. Now she's in the car. >> Get out of the car. >> Oh my god. >> Kaylin, please get out the car. >> I'm so scared. I don't like situation. >> You don't have to be scared. You have to find [laughter] your ID card. >> Keep finding your ID card. >> Unlock the door. Unlock the door. >> Unlock the door. >> He's going to hurt. >> Push the unlock button. >> Mrs. Tom wants to know if you want to fight, Phil. >> Phil, do you want to Mrs. Tom? >> Sure. >> No. Okay. Should we arrange that fight? >> I don't know what we're fighting about, but >> uh uh you were saying something bad about Mrs. Tom. >> I wasn't saying anything bad about Mrs. Tom. I wasn't even talking about Mrs. >> Yes, you were. You You were saying something soulless bears >> cuz she wants to fight you now. >> Where'd my ball go? There we go. There's my Where's [laughter] your ball? Jim lost his ball. >> Jim, where are your balls? Where are your We've been wondering that for a long time. >> It's hanging right There's one of them right there. They're gigantic. >> The other one's in Rose's purse. >> Yeah. Take it as well. That's right. That's right. She's driving around with it. >> That's Who Who needs a promise ring when you've got your balls in your bag or my balls in your bag? >> Yep. >> Oh, good lord. >> You guys say I'm too freaky. >> It won't stay. It won't stay. My balls won't stay in one place. >> Okay. [snorts] >> Oh, stay up. It just It's It's moving around. It's That's the problem. >> Florida. It's a Florida thing. You move around in Florida. >> Bill for that. >> Yeah, but if it goes up then it's too big. See, it's off camera. >> Ow. God. Hit my glasses. >> With his balls. Hit his glasses with his balls. >> I hate when that happens. That's right. Oh, good lord. Hey, Victoria B. >> Hey. Because this show has no class. >> Yes. Yes. We've got no class today. >> We have creep. We have the creep factor though. We have the creep factor. >> Yes. The creep factor. Oh, speaking of creep factor, I can pull that one up. >> Don't you Don't you [ __ ] dare. >> Don't I do what? >> You know what I mean? >> What? >> I will leave. >> You will leave. How? For what? Everyone wants to see that. Everyone wants to see it. >> What? I don't have the video queued up. So, >> let's just I have been goodish this year. I'm not on s list. >> Yeah. What? You don't want to see Clash with Ba dancing in his underpants? >> I would rather gge up my eyes. But but Bal loves you. >> Only for him. >> Oh my god. That's it. >> Oh my god. >> Look at the room. >> That one makes me genuinely smile. See, I rarely genuinely smile, but Clash with Ba makes me smile. There you go. Ba loves us. >> That is disturbing in itself. [laughter] Oh, good lord. >> It tells me. >> Okay. Oh, >> we're only at 93% creepy, though. So, >> yes, we have to figure out what happened to Bow because he's hasn't had a live stream in a while. >> So, I wonder what's going on there. >> He's had a movement. >> How about Ba and NCR dancing together? Uh, pay me and we'll make it happen. NCR, >> yes. Bow and NCR. And what should NCR be wearing? >> Flamingo. >> Should be doing a fox. >> The flamingo. >> Flamingo. >> Hey, you're not listening. >> Please call me. >> Push the unlock button. >> I know it's bright, man. Uh, Cowboys 3 lion. >> She's under lock. Break the window. >> Lock the door. >> How do you go? Unlock the door. Go unlock the door. >> Don't hurt my daughter, please. >> You know how long it's going to take out of her hair? >> You see how frizzy that hair is? It's going to take forever. She's going to be >> pulling shards. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Get out of the car. [screaming] [laughter] Please don't hurt her. Please >> now they're both going to jail. >> Why is the girlfriend [laughter] in there? >> The girlfriend tried to stop her getting tased. What the hell? >> Sick relationship. Oh, good lord. What are they going to learn? >> Oh, uh, Bad Company says >> Oh, sorry. Go ahead. >> Go ahead. >> No, go [snorts] ahead. >> On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a parson in his bare feet. >> I got a better one. >> What's that? On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a Welsh Corgi puppy. >> There you go. >> Yeah. I did I did the 12 days of corgi. >> The 12 days of corgi. >> Yep. My drove my husband nuts. >> Fighting. >> Then I named all my toys. It was pretty funny. >> It was pretty fun. It was pretty funny. You know, you know, watching these videos has ruined television for me. I was watching um Luther and the guy deploys a stun gun and Luther has this uh overcoat on, you know, and uh of course the probes go into his overcoat, you know, and and uh uh he, you know, acts like he got shocked. And I'm like, that never happens. I know that cuz I watch body cam >> and I was watching the blacklist and they they went to arrest him and they're giving the the actually no it was Wednesday. They went to arrest somebody on Wednesday and they were giving the Miranda rights as soon as they walked up to the person getting arrested. I'm like that's not how it works. >> You have the right to remain silent. No, you they're not questioning you. just uh I don't know these people. Uh let's see what is it. Three 5 to3 Detroit. There you go. 5 to3 Detroit. And you know whose fault it is? You know whose fault it is? Uh Phil >> Satan. Satan. >> No. Gino Smith. Everything's Gino Smith's fault. That's Haven't you seen the memes on Gino Smith? >> No. >> Yes. Everything's Gino Smith's fault. >> I did I never liked him because he played for um West Virginia. >> Well, he was our quarterback for three years. He was okay. It's just I had to stop. I I I would watch the Raiders games because they were on earlier in the season than our games were. And I had to stop because it was like, okay, Pete's there, Gino's there, some other of our old guys are there. And I'm like, they suck as bad as they did when they were on our team. I don't It was like bad deja vu. >> Kind kind of like Russ, like, you know, he just now he just sucks everywhere he goes. >> Now he's doing commentating. He's going to be somebody's guest during the game. uh the next game or whatever. So, >> yeah. Okay. >> He's gonna Yeah, because he's gonna be a healthy scratch for the rest of the season, it looks like, cuz not even the Giants are going to play him. >> Poor Russ. He once was something. >> Uh 33. Not 53. 33. What is wrong with you? >> I'm [ __ ] for having >> That's so crazy. >> Let me go home. You're not making nothing better. Please go home. >> The hell? >> I'm so confused on why you guys did this. What? What threat am I to you? >> Arrest for resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. >> Battery. >> Uh, bad company says a three-year-old believes in Santa Claus. the Easter Bunny and Zoe. >> A >> there you go. >> I believe in Zoe, too. >> There you go. And what does Zoe bring you? Uh when she visits, Santa brings presents. The Easter Bunny brings uh candy. What does Zoe bring? >> Zoe brings her Lammy Pie toys. >> There you go. >> Oh. Uh, Tomato says, "Uh, Lion's TD." >> No, it wasn't. Uh, it's, uh, down at the one. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> But I think they may swear. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yep. Lion touchdown. >> Yay. >> Yep. You hit me. >> I hit you. >> This is crazy. You chased me to my car, sir. >> No, you didn't. You were in the car when I came over here. >> What? >> You guys have recordings of this? They're trying to stab him. I hit him. [clears throat] >> Did you guys record this? >> Calm down. >> Police record this. You're saying I hit him. I'm not rejected. >> I can't. >> The other one's getting arrested. 200. >> Get off of me. What [laughter] the hell, bro? I called you guys. I will never call you guys again. >> Rob is [snorts] >> you tried to help. >> No, y'all are good. >> I'm glad you tried to help. >> Cooper, what are you going to >> go to jail? Then she can bond out. >> Are you her brother? >> I'm the brother-in-law. That's my father-in-law. Okay. >> Are you taking around the corner? >> You got a crazy family, guys. >> Sorry. >> Don't stand here and have >> I thought we were a crazy >> Well, I think we have we have our problems. I mean, let's see. NCR is married to his bottle of alcohol. Uh Gia has a fake dog. >> Yes. >> Believe she has a real dog. Yep. >> Phil is inappropriately naked at all times. >> Yep. >> Yes, I am. Yes, I am. >> And I'm literally on camera. You're not seeing it, but we're having a fight here between uh Miss Cooper, who is right here, and Mr. Jack, her son, on the other side. the things you don't see on camera. So that's Miss Cooper. >> Miss Cooper is now gonna try to jump back up here and start the fight again because reasons. >> Relax. That's my son. This is my brother. >> Congratulations. Your daughter is nuts. >> Yeah. disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and battery on a law enforcement officer. She shouldn't have started hitting me in the arm when I was trying to get her out of the car. >> One more time, officer. I have mom on the phone. Say it one more time. Just so you >> Oh, now mom's >> You're going to get forointed in a minute. You don't quit. >> What is a for? >> You're going to be held. Put your foot back in the Why do you want to push me so bad? >> Relax, bro. We got this, bro. Relax. >> I'm here, bro. Relax. Everybody's >> bro. >> Even his sister is bro. >> Are we sure they're not related to >> bro? >> They say bro a lot. >> Uh person. Yeah. Prime. There is a lag at times. Sometimes you have to uh fast forward to get back up to speed. >> They can't put her in. On a different note, Prime now has uh all the news. They have CNN Headline News. They have Fox. They have MS whatever MSNBC used to be all as free channels. You can't even get CNN on HBO Max. They used to, but now it's you can't get it. So, >> MS now used to be MSNBC. It's MS now. Well, uh, that you get them all for free on the Prime app, which is nice because I haven't been watching the news during the day like I used to. I just gave up. I've completely given up. So, now I just watch YouTube all day with these strange people like Chile and Craig Henry and all them with other people the way she they won't. She'll be by herself at this stage. She will be by herself. >> I just need to make sure she's okay. She's going to get >> She'll calm down. Ambulance is coming to check her out. >> She's fine. >> I think I'm hurt worse than she is. And I just got to go now. She wants to go. This is [ __ ] man. >> Right there. And they for each other. >> No, it's it's his car. It's his comes back to you, right? >> Yeah. Go get the tag off the white car. >> They're in Well, I think that that other lady >> go get the tag off the white car. >> I I'll get it, bud. Just hide. No, she's right there. She has the keys. >> Oh, that the tag's expired. So, I got to take it. So, they're going to have to go approaching you. You'll have to go up to the DMV and get another one or the dealership. >> Oh, she's got a fake tag. Just [clears throat] a tag. Just a tag. >> Can I at least follow you guys to make sure she's fine or no? Like I can't. >> You have to go all the way to the bar and then once they go through the door to the salad port, you can't go. You just be driving behind a car with her in it's a wasted trip. >> That's where they take her. >> Yeah. To sit outside the jail for however long it takes them to process it >> and then I wouldn't find out. >> I want to stop enabling your sister to So, how you go to first appearance in the morning? >> First appearance is a >> late flight. >> Oh, I typed in Florida ID and it came up. Lord Jesus, thank God. Go ahead. Of course. It's a old address. Bad place. Bad place. >> Orlando. >> Yeah. Orlando. >> Thank you. >> All right. I got to put you in another car. All right. >> Okay. They're going to move for a step out for me. >> I don't need to hear that. I'm so sorry. Cuz it wasn't about that. I needed somebody's help. That's it. Can I have shoes, guys? No shoes. >> Did you have any shoes on? >> Of course I had shoes. >> I'll give you shoes. I'll grab them for you. All right. >> Officers, seriously, >> I'm not a danger to you guys. I ran away from you to calm down, bud. All I did, I went to my other car to sit in the car and calm down. If I was so hyper, why didn't he let me calm down? >> The suspect was charged with resisting an officer with violence and disorderly conduct. The suspect was issued a $6,000 bond, which she later posted. In court, she pleaded not guilty to both charges. At this time, the court case is [music] still ongoing. >> Uh well, folks, we're going to get out of here early tonight. I just want to thank all of you for the fact that we hit 14,000 subscribers this morning. Uh it's all due to Gia's hard work and Zoe. >> So, thank you to Gia and Zoe for that. >> Yep. >> Yes. Yes. >> Uh, apparently Zoe has 5,000 sock accounts and that's what did it >> at least. >> Well, at least >> well, you know, she has proven that she's smarter than Chile because she buys subs at small increments. >> Yes. >> Yes. Apparently. Yes. >> Instead of just very large increments. >> Yes. Yes. >> That's allegedly. Allegedly. >> Allegedly. Allegedly. >> Allegedly. Allegedly. >> Yes, cuz Randall was still hanging around. So, allegedly. >> Allegedly. >> All intents and purposes, these were jokes. >> Yes. Allegedly. >> Yes. Everything's allegedly. So, uh, from all of allegedly us to all of allegedly you, uh, I hope you have a good night. We'll be back with you tomorrow at the same time, same place, and I'll be in the same Santa cap. Good lord. Good night, everybody. >> Night. [music] Heat. [music] [music] Heat. [music] Heat. Heat. N. [music] >> [music] >> Heat. Heat. 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