[music] You You know the things [music] that I like whisper something [music] up your eyes. You got me somewhere [music] so high. Come back. [music] Baby, you shut up. I would let you in. Got to love your body. It makes me sad. [music] can do it to me. Do it to me to me. You do it to me. Do it to me to me. Won't you [music] hold me? Won't you hold me? How you [music] feeling when I think about our time? [music] Oh, I love the [music and singing] thing that you said when I was pulling your thread. I came undone at your breath. [music] Come. Baby, if you show [music] up, I would [singing] let you in your life. It makes me do it to me. Do it [music] to me. to me. Do it to me. Do it to [music] me. Won't you hold me? Would you hold me? [music] I feel [music] you. [music] I keep feeling [music] think about all the time. [music] >> [music] [music] >> Good morning, evening, and afternoon everybody. How the hell is everybody today? Ah, >> good, good, good, >> good, good, good. How about the rest of >> Southern California? >> Christine's here with me >> enjoying the weather. Yeah, it was 77. >> Yes, I am roboting. I seem to be better now. Yes. Hello. It's another It's the last of the first week of me being in the stupid hat. Uh but unfortunately, we have another week to go of the hat and of course my ball being exposed for the whole length of the show. Yeah. Uh, what's up with >> Keep your balls out of your face, Jim. Just a clue. >> I don't have any suitcases. Where's the suitcase? I don't see a suitcase. Oh, I don't know. Uh, yeah. So, Mr. Pope Phil speak speaking of balls is >> gone tonight because he had to uh he was supposed to dance on camera and what happened? What happened? He found an upside down pineapple and had to go return it. Mhm. An upside down pineapple. He and the wife had to go return it. What do you guys think of that excuse? Anybody? >> Where did they put the pineapple? >> Ho ho ho. Mary, whatever. Oh, dear Lord. So, we've got nothing going on today. Craig Henry released a two-minute video where he said nothing. Uh, except his family was sick and that's why he didn't release one yesterday. Uh, people are giving me Christopher Reer's filed lawsuit and I don't care because he's a headache, but thank you to Mr. Frog for being the first one or one of the ones to send it. Uh, I don't know. What do you got? NCR Witchah Audits got himself in a bit of hot water today. What' he do? >> Posted a video today of him pepper- spraying a gentleman at a public library. >> Why the hell would he want to do that? Well, went to another small town in Texas where they had a public library where the [clears throat] librarian told him to please take his camera outside. He can film all he wants outside, but inside they will not allow it. got into an argument with her. And a gentleman sitting next to the desk said, "He's just one of those Facebook pricks, told him, "Don't point his camera at me or he would hurt him." The gentleman in question stood up and walked towards him in a non-aggressive manner without his hands raised up or using any other violent language or threatening tones causing [clears throat] excuse me which all audits to pepper-spray him his daughter and himself >> in the library. in the library. >> Nice. >> The police were called and the police said looking at the footage from both him and the security cameras. Both parties would be guilty of a class three misdemeanor of assault, which would be a citation. But not only that, which audits and his father, who does accompany him on his audits, were both trespassed for one year from the public library. Sounds about right. Uh, I was once at a PCW, Pennsylvania Championship Wrestling Show. It was at a bar in Reading or outside of Reading, Pennsylvania, and somebody, one of the promoters pepper- sprrayed another rival promoter. And I've never seen the slowness of people realize that pepper spray has been in the bar and then the panic sets in. I'm just like, can we just get out of here, please? This show's going to suck. And the show did suck. But uh because that was main mainly because the Heavenly Bodies were in the main event and Jimmy Del Rey was drunk out of his mind and you could smell it from 20 feet away. So there you go. >> Yeah. This is why we need the we needed the freeirds to [clears throat] go around and start doing crazy [ __ ] again. >> Well, Jimmy Del Rey was a heavenly body at the time. Cornet wasn't even there, so I don't know. Anyway, >> I enjoy Jim Cornet's commentary. >> Yeah, I like Jim Cornet. That's But yeah, uh yeah, Pepper Spray does not mix with me. That's my lame story of the night. >> No, I took it at about six inches away. I was the adult victim and the cops got there and they were trying to spray her and I was in the way and I yelled spray and I had a hold of her ring tongue, pulled it as hard as I could, closed my eyes and they sprayed both of us at about six inches. >> Oh jeez. >> She got the worst of it and I got a trophy. I still [clears throat] have the tongue wing. >> E. Uh, folks, this is going to be a short show tonight. We're going to go to the top of the hour or to 9:00 almost exactly as I'm falling asleep. I did finally get more than 3 hours of sleep. I got about 3 and a half four basically. So, yes, it's clearing up. I just want I found a spot position with basically my knees in the air [laughter] >> and my back flat on the bed where I can sleep as long as I don't move. So, >> put a pillow under your legs. >> I do. I've got a big pregnancy pillow under my legs, but you have to you have to keep them straight >> or else I mean if they fall just a little like this, >> then you get the pain. >> Yep. >> So you have to keep them exactly up. >> Yep. >> For the whole freaking night. >> Yep. >> And then when you wake up, it's like, do you want to go back to this torture or do you want to just get up? And I've been just getting up. It's been a pain in the ass. But speaking of pain in the asses, Mr. Pope Phil gave us his football picks and we're going to do our own football picks to start the show off. And >> the right now, uh, I think it's unanimous everyone's going to pick Atlanta in this first matchup against my team. >> Other than Pope Phil. >> No. Why would I pick Atlanta? I'm picking Seattle. >> She's always pick >> Seattle. >> Christine's picking Seattle. >> You guys always pick against my team. Phil usually gets you all to to to pick the other team. >> No, he doesn't. >> Yes, he does. He's even got it in his notes here. >> Oh, just ban me. >> He says, "Where'd it go?" Oh, he's stuck him over the other thing. He calls them the sea chickens. >> Yeah, >> that's their name. >> So, so he's calling for a sea chicken win. Uh, let's go around the panel. Touche, what do you say? Atlanta. >> Okay. And Sierra, are you with us? >> I'm here, but I really don't know what to do. So, [laughter] >> I don't watch football. >> I understand. >> Just pick one or the other. Seattle. >> Pick my color. >> Pick my color. What's your favorite color? >> Red. And I think the Seahawks, are they like blue and silver? I can't remember. >> Yes, we're blue. >> Well, I like I like black and red. So, I guess it's going to have to be the Atlanta Falcons. >> Okay. >> As good as bad as anybody. >> Seahawks. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Christine Seahawks. >> Okay. So, it's it's all but one. Mr. NCR is the odd duck. >> Uh going to Mr. NCR's stomping ground. >> Uh we've got well up in Buffalo, all of Mr. NCR's uh former girlfriends are assembling as the Cincinnati Bengals are taking on the Buffalo Bills. And let's see, Mr. Pope Phil says the Bills are going to win. The Bills are going to win. Mr. NCR, since all your former girlfriends are going to be out in the cold since it's snowing up that way, what do you think? >> Well, seeing as the Bengals actually did have a pretty good season last year, according to Gary Owens, I'm going to have to go with them. >> Okay, Miss Touche, what do you think about that? >> Um, Buffalo's going to get spicy and kick some butt. >> There you go. Uh, Miss Gia, Buffalo or Cincinnati? >> She's in the kitchen. She's picking Buffalo. >> Okay, then. How about you, Miss Christine? >> I'm going to go with Buffalo, too. >> There we go. Buffalo has it. Buffalo takes the majority of the panel. Where do we go? Uh since uh we've got Tennessee versus Cleveland and >> these are the possible Lensure girlfriends. All the girls he's lusted over but has not spoiled their lives being engaged with. Uh so Tennessee at Cleveland. Mr. NCR, all your future lusts are in Cleveland tomorrow. What do you think about that game? Well, I didn't know there was a lot of goth girls in Cleveland. Maybe I need to start rethinking things. But, uh, I'm going to have to go by Ohio law as being somebody who was born in Ohio. I have to root for all Ohio teams, but I get the exception of the Cavaliers. They know what they did. >> Now, Mr. Pope Phil says Cleveland as well. Uh, Miss Christine, what do you think? Cleveland, Tennessee. Cleveland, Tennessee. I think I'm going with Ohio. Sticking with the Midwest. Sticking with the Midwest. >> Same for you, uh, Gia. >> Yeah, whatever. [laughter] Finally, Touche, what do you think of this fine matchup of all the girls that NR is lusting after versus the Tennessee Titans? Well, I think just NC being in the Cleveland area, I think the team might need some pen still. So, I'm going to say Tennessee. >> There you go. That's right. The NCR factor. How many of those girls has he been with? >> Where's the side chat, Jim? Where is the chat? >> Uh, give me a second. There we go. >> Thank you. >> Our our next is Washington at Minnesota. Washington at Minnesota. >> Minnesota. >> And Mr. Pope Phil is betting on the the commanders. The Washington commanders. >> What do you think, Miss Gia? >> Washington. >> Me, too. >> Washington. >> And how about you, Miss Christine? >> I'm going to with Washington. Miss Touche, what do you think? >> Like I said last week when Miss played, unless the cheerleaders on the field, Miss's going to lose. >> And finally, NCR, have you recovered? Has the penicellin kicked in? What do you think of the commanders playing with some Vikings? >> I don't know. You pick. >> I don't know. I can't pick. I'm the host. I'm impartial. You should still be able to pick. >> No. >> No. Okay. >> I have no say. >> I have no say. Moving on. >> Okay. >> So, he picks the Minnesota Vikings. There you go. >> Okay. >> We're up next. We've got Miami versus New York. The New York Jets Jets says Phil calls them the Jets Jets. Jets Jets in his pick. Now, do you agree with this pick, Mr. NCR? Does do the Jets fill you with the unholy unholy imagination of someone who should know better? >> They do not. >> They do not. So, you're going with Miami. >> Well, they had Dan Marino in that undefeated 72 season. So, >> Marino wasn't in the >> No, I said they had Marino and the >> Okay. >> undefeated 72 season. Okay, Miss Touche, what do you think about that? >> Well, they're playing up north, so I think the Dolphins >> are going to have >> are going to end up with a lot of shrinkage and New York will win. >> Yep. Yep. >> Is that Gia? Is that your official pick? >> New York. >> And finally, Miss Christine, same thing with you. >> Yep. Going with the Jets. >> Okay. Uh we're up to New Orleans versus Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Buccaneers. And Mr. uh Popeville. Let's see. Brown. She Bills Ravens Shits. Uh he missed this one. He's whiffed on this. No, he says Bucks. There we go. We see a Bucks. So, Miss Christine, what do you think? >> I kind of feel like the Saints might win. They're eliminated, so they might be out for blood. >> There you go. There you go. >> There's a football pro for you. >> I'm going with the Saints. >> They're pissed off. >> They're going to win. >> They're going to hurt everybody. >> There you go. Miss Touché, are you in for the violence that these two have promoted? >> Well, I'm still I'm still pissy about deflated gate. So, anybody but New Orleans. >> There you go. And finally, Mr. NCR, do you like New Orleans or do you like Tampa Bay? Well, seeing as I spent a lot of time in Florida, >> I would have to say also the fact that >> Brady Jud is disappointed in them for losing where he had to dress up wearing Buffalo Bills. They >> misheard. >> I'm going to have to go tip babe because they don't want to let him down. >> Wait, we're correcting you to say to Flake was >> Flakegate was Wasn't that the Patriots with Tom Brady when he said the ball wasn't was filled and it wasn't? >> Okay. I thought they had a I thought New Orleans had some of those players. >> Oh, that could be. >> I don't I don't know. >> You're see you're sitting next to a football legend here. Don't say things that aren't true. >> Now, we're always learning. We're always learning. Now, speaking of players and and a hot game, we've got a game of Indianapolis versus Jacksonville for the AFC East title. Uh the Colts versus the the Jaguars. What do you think, Miss Christine? >> They both have the same record, eight and four. >> I'm going with the home team, Jaguars. >> Okay. I think Mr. Pope Phil has h who cares. I can't see over there. Wait, he's got the Colts. So, he uh What do you got? >> Who is it? >> The Hories versus the Kitty Cats. >> Um >> the Horseies. >> Okay, the Hories. Miss Touche, what do you got? What do you got for us? >> I think the kitty cat's going to get trampled. >> There you go. And finally, Mr. NCR, does Colt 45 work every time? >> Not this time because I'm going with the aelot. But >> there you go. Uh, we're up to Pittsburgh Ste Pit Pits Pittsburgh Steelers versus the Baltimore Ravens. And Sierra, what do you think about Pittsburgh versus Baltimore? Well, seeing as I'm into the goth lifestyle and I'm also a part of the aven military and the royal king of the flamingos, I'm going to have to go with the Ravens. >> Well, Mr. Pope Phil agrees with you on that one. Now, Miss Touché, do you agree with him? And Pope Phil, are you going to go your own way? >> Um, the on going to lose. >> There you go. Uh, finally, Miss Gia and Miss Christine, >> where are we at? Pittsburgh and what? Baltimore. >> Hang on. >> I just got to check something. >> She's got to check her notes. There's a whole file folder. >> I'm going tide two. I'm going with the Ravens. I like >> There we go. >> I like >> Ravens. >> We're up to our sad game of the week. Uh, Denver versus Las Vegas. Gino Smith. Is it Gino's fault? Uh, is it Gino's fault, Christine? >> No, but I'm still picking the Broncos. The uh Raiders are eliminated, too. >> Yeah, Mr. Pope Phil has agreed with you on the Broncos. Gia, do you agree with that or do you have some hope? >> I have to. She's She's poking me. She's pinching my leg right now. Yep. >> Well, well, someone's got to believe in Gino Smith. Uh, Miss Touché, do you believe in Gino Smith? Don't know who he is, but Denver going to get trampled. >> Okay. Well, he's the quarterback. Used to be Seahawks quarterback. >> Yeah, trampled. >> They're 10 and two. >> Finally, Mr. NCR. What do you think? >> God, >> I would go Raiders if this was the 90s and they still had Raider Nation like they used to. >> Oh, they've moved what, eight times since then? >> I know. pissed off, drunk, sirly people that fight anybody in a parking lot. That was a team to >> Now we have >> this is the pick of the week up next. The certified pick of the week, Mr. Pope Phil. Well, he says Packers. Packers Packers Packers. >> It's But it's the Packers versus the Chicago Bears. >> The Bears. >> The Bears from the Gine. Yeah, I have to go with blue. My team Bears. >> Uh, Miss Touché. >> The Packers are going to leave too much on the field and lose. >> Yay. >> There you go. And finally, Mr. NCR, do you go for the Packers or the Bears? >> I'm going to give my pick to the person standing next to me, Mr. Guido Hats. >> Yep. >> Yama, listen. Mr. Finch. I go with the Bears because the Packers are bunch of Packers and they don't do no work. >> Okay, then let's on to the LA Rams versus the Arizona. Who cares? >> Uh, who cares? >> Miss Gia, do you care about the Arizona or are you going to go for the Los Angeles Rams who had a rare loss last week? >> They debright. They had a rare loss that put that actually put the Bears into the lead for the NFC, the National Conference. >> Yes. >> Go ahead. I'm sorry. >> So, >> Arizona or Las Los Angeles? >> Yeah. The the the Bueno beef though is by how many points, Mrs. Tom? It has to [clears throat] be more than 14 for them to win a beef. Oh, >> they get a cheese fry, then they get a Italian sausage, then they get a beef. It depends on the spread. >> So, Rams or Cardinals? Miss Gia? >> Rams. >> Miss Christine. >> Ditto. Rams. M. >> Miss Touche. >> I like birdies. Uh, Mr. NCR. >> I don't care who. No. >> And finally, >> he likes bread. >> Yeah, Cardinals are bread. >> Finally, in our game that's guaranteed that nobody's going to watch it, seeing what they're they're doing this year. Uh, the Houston Texans versus the Kansas City. Who cares? They've got Taylor Swift. They're going to win. So, which one? Kansas City or Houston, Miss Christine? >> I'm going with Taylor Swift and the Chiefs. [laughter] >> I like >> How about you? How about you, Miss Gia? >> I want the I want the other team, >> Texans. >> Okay. The The Houston. Who cares? >> Yep. >> Miss Touche, what do you think? Houston, who cares? versus the Kansas City Swifties. >> I don't like Swifties. >> Okay, Houston for the win. Finally, Mr. NCR, your former love, Travis Kelsey versus the Houston. [laughter] >> Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. >> Who do you got on this one? >> Jim, I hate you. Yes, you do. >> But I want to all Texas Super Bowl. >> Why? >> Because I think it would be interesting and it's a great King of the Hill reference. >> So, on to the Monday night matchup and that is the Philadelphia lay down on the job versus the other team in Los Angeles, the Char Car something. They're not the Rams. So, who do you got, Mr. NCR? Who do you got? I don't know. Flip a coin out here. >> Eagles. Chargers. >> Eagles it is. Then Miss Touche. What do you got? The Eagles versus the Chargers. >> There's that fake dog again. >> Yeah. I'm about to say she's she's picking the Eagles for Miss Touche because I didn't hear. >> No, I don't want the Eagles. >> I want the Chargers. >> Yeah. I want >> I want the Chargers. >> His team wants the Chargers. >> Yep. >> Yes, but Zoe says the Eagles. >> No, she didn't. >> She clearly said [laughter] >> she didn't. >> She clearly said the Eagles. So, >> just ban me. >> Mr. Pope Phil. Mr. Pope Phil said pineapple. So, I don't know what that says. He said pineapple. That are That's our picks for the week. Uh, I don't think anyone's going to figure out what we did this week because I wasn't paying any attention. Uh, let's see. What do we got? Do we want to do one? Do we want to do 18year-old or 21y old Mr. NCR? An 18year-old or a 21 year old? >> 21. >> Yes. 18 or 21. It's Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, >> right? >> And I never watch the Super Bowl unless the Bears are there, which has been >> since 19 >> 1985 >> when my father was there. >> Yep. >> And the Super Bowl Shuffle. >> I did not know he went there. I went too. >> He No, you didn't. >> He did. >> He was there in knowledge. >> Wow. >> Yep. Well, that's how I heard about the baby in the bread. >> We are going to go to NCR's favorite place to find his women and his aliens to New Mexico. The New Mexico State Police and 21year-old is arrested for DUI with carload of passengers. This may get spicy. >> Driver side approach. Hello. >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> Good. How are you? >> I'm doing good. I'm Svenia State Police. I believe you could just just run a red light. >> I know. I'm so sorry. I thought I had >> Huh? >> I should have stopped. I'm sorry. >> So, how come you didn't? >> I honestly thought that it was going to be yellow for longer. >> Okay. Um, let me see your license. I don't have my license on me, but I do have this. >> God bless you. >> You have a license? >> I do. Yeah. >> What state? >> New Mexico. >> New Mexico. Where's your license? >> What' she do? What am I missing? >> She said the Bears will be there. >> Okay. The Bears will be there. Uh Bears played the Colts in 2007 or 2009. See, there you go. >> In the Super Bowl. >> Yeah, I think this is the best look for me. I think this is the best look right here. >> Yeah, [laughter] >> I would have to agree. It really is. >> That's the best look for me for the night. >> Yep. >> Nice and warm, too. It's It's comforting. It's >> Yep. >> That's >> lovely. >> Yeah. >> It's in my purse. I didn't bring my purse with me. >> Huh? >> It's in my purse. I didn't bring my purse. >> Oh, a different purse. >> Yeah. Can you go over your window in the back? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, more people. [laughter] You have a registration entrance? >> Yes. This is my registration and then my entrance is on my phone. Is that okay? >> Yes, it's fine. There you go. Okay. Do me a favor. Um, go ahead and step out of your car. We're good. Close your door. Okay. So, what's your first name? >> Hm. >> What's your first name? >> Casually CJ. >> So, let me ask you a question. >> Uh, where are you guys coming from? >> Al patio. >> Al patio. Okay. Well, the reason I asked you to step out of the car is cuz you do have your eyes are pretty red and you do smell like alcohol. >> How much have you had tonight? >> Um, I just had one drink there. >> Just one drink. That's it. How long were you guys there for? >> We were there for an hour, but I was at work for 12 hours. So, I'm still a little bit tired. >> You were there for an hour. >> Okay. Um Okay. Cuz I would like to check you just to make sure you're okay. I know you I know all your friends have been drinking. I can >> No. Yeah. I was the DD. I I only had one. >> Your eyes are red, too. What were you drinking? Tired. >> What were you drinking? >> I had like an AMF. >> What is that? >> It's like It's called a Adios MFer. >> What? What's in it? It's a >> MF. Kind of like a long eyelash drink. Okay. >> Okay. So, when was the last time you had a drink? How long ago? >> A lot of boo. Um, probably like 30 minutes ago. >> That's a lot of booze. A Long Island iced tea. That's a lot of booze. >> Yep. >> But she only had one. >> Yeah. That's like four or five liquor. Yep. >> With a shot of Coke. Yep. That's a lot of booze. >> Uh, yeah. >> And no tea. >> Yep. >> Right. >> Yep. No tea. >> 30 minutes ago. >> Yeah. >> Okay. And why you run the red light? Are you hurrying? >> No, I'm sorry. Honestly, I wasn't really like paying attention. >> Paying attention. >> That's kind of important when you're driving. >> And my hat just tucked us off here. There we go. >> Thank you. >> Now, Mr. NCR, back in the old days, this was the type of girl you'd love to marry. Do you volunteer to be tribute tonight, Mr. NCR? Uh-huh. M I know that if Parson were here, he'd be volunteering, though they found that he had been dumping the bodies in the stadium again. Mr. >> Yeah. >> Um, any injuries on your legs? Anything that will prevent you from walking, standing, turning? >> No, I just have like a bad scrape on my leg. >> Okay. But nothing major. No major surgeries, none of that, right? >> Have you had any medication, any drugs tonight? >> Just my propane. I had a headache. >> Okay. And do you wear contacts? >> Mhm. >> You do? Are they on? >> Mhm. >> Okay. All right. So, we're going to do a few things here. Okay. I'm going to walk about right here. Stand right here by this line facing my car. You're going to face my car. Okay, perfect. Okay, so what you're going to do right now, you're going to put your right foot just right there in the spot that you're at that you're the right foot in front of your left foot, heel to toe touching like so. And then keep your hands to your sides. I'm going to explain this test real quick. Do not walk. Do not do anything. But stay in this position in front. Right in front like straight right there. Okay, I'm going to explain this real quick. Okay. So, from right there, you're going to do you're going to take nine steps straight, >> okay? >> Like on a straight line. You're going to turn around and then you're going to go back nine steps. Okay? Nine. >> So, nine, turn, and nine. But let me show you how. Okay? >> So, you're going to be right here, right? >> Just watch. I'm going to do three steps, but you're doing nine. Okay. >> Okay. >> And the entire time, you're going to keep your hands to your sides touching your body. Okay? Just watch and looking down while you're walking. One, two, three. When you get to step number nine, this foot the the leaf is here stay planted. You take a series of short steps. You turn around and then you go back one, two, three, all the way to nine. Everything's touching heel to toe. >> Okay. >> Heel to toe. >> Look at the entire time. Keep your hands to your sides. Look down. And once you start, do not stop in between until you finish. >> Any question? Then just like count your steps so you know how many steps. >> Huh? >> Out loud. >> Enough. So I can she can hear you. I mean do not scream but like one two something like that. >> Starting position. Put yourself in starting position. >> Let's go folks. >> Or when I step is one. >> Yeah. When you step is one. Do you have any questions? >> No. >> Ready? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Go ahead. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 >> failed on nine turn. >> Two. >> Yes. >> Three. Four. >> Yes. >> Five. >> Offline. >> Yes. Okay. Same spot right there. Ah, she she did good on the way in, but on the way out she was missing like crazy. Speaking of missing like crazy, what do you think Phil's up to now? Wife number four. >> Six. >> Yep. >> Six. >> Y. >> Did they put all the keys in the bowl? And >> yes. Yes. >> And he took six again. >> Of course he did. >> He cuz he was tra he's Yeah, he's >> he not only is he taking the wife, he's taking the car. So, >> yep. >> Whoever's got the hottest car. Well, >> yep. Yep. >> Too bad. So sad. It's Phil's now. >> Good lord. >> Feet together, hands to your sides. >> And on this test, you're going to lift your right or your left foot. Okay? One or the other. You're going to lift it about six inches off the ground. >> Like knee bent, >> huh? >> I told you. I told you >> with my knee back. >> Any any any way you want. Okay. But watch. >> Yeah. Let's >> hands to your sides. You're going to look down at your foot and then you're going to count like in this matter. Okay. Just watch. Make sure your leg is extended all the way. Okay? and just watch. You're going to say 1,00 1,002 1,003 1,004 10,005 106 until I say stop. Any questions? >> And you can use any legs if you It doesn't matter. >> Okay. >> Whenever you're ready. >> Okay. 100,000 100,000 14, 105 1,00 6, 107, 108, 10, 10, 10, 10,000 9,10,1,2,3. >> I thought you said okay. >> Okay. What? >> I thought you said okay. >> Okay. >> No, I didn't say anything. 100,00 1,002 1,003 1,004 1005 1006 1007 You're good. You're good. You guys have any open containers in the car? >> No, sir. >> No. Okay. Come here. Anything in your pockets? >> Uh, just the lipstick. >> The lipstick. Okay. >> Whose car? >> It's my car. >> Your car? Do you live here in town? >> Yeah. Okay. Let's go over there. >> You live here in town? >> Actually, you're going to be placing the rest tonight. Okay, >> you're going to be placed under arrest for for drinking and driving. >> You have any family in town? >> Yes, mom. >> Your mom. Okay. You have a cell phone in your car? >> Does my cell phone is in my car? No. >> Do you have a cell phone? >> I I just showed it to you for my insurance. I'm not sure if he gave it back to me. Yeah. I'll >> pull this out. Put this in your car. Yeah, I gave it. I gave it back. Not enough. Open your mouth. Huh? Okay. How sit right there for a minute. >> How old are you? >> 21. >> 21. Okay. Put your feet inside. Now, what do you do with these idiots? >> All right. So, your driver just got arrested for drinking and driving. Okay. Do you guys have anybody who can come and pick you guys up? A friend, Uber, I don't care. >> Yeah. >> Can you guys make some phone? Is that her phone? >> Yes. >> Can I see your phone? She needs to call, I guess. All right. Okay, I got your phone so we can call your mom real quick. Okay, but I got to read this to you. still national temperature. >> So what it is, this is an implicent. It's called um that's what it's called in Mexico consent advisory. This is a request for a breath. Okay, I'm going to read it to you. Says listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You are under arrest for drinking and driving. The New Mexico Implied Consent Act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol counter in your blood. After you take our test, you have you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse or laboratory technician or technologist who is employed. >> He does not look impressed >> by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. >> She looks half. >> This additional test will be paid by the law enforcement agency. That's the New Mexico State Police. Okay. >> Which is what she said. Question here is go home and sleep. >> It's a breast election. >> I hope you guys saw that. I was just clawed on camera. Ow. >> So, let me get your phone so we can clear real quick. Okay. >> Miss Lightfoot >> gave me a call. Hey Jared. >> So how do we >> Jared? What's the number? Okay. >> And then or go to messages first. Swipe up again. Go to messages at the bottom. >> This one. >> Mhm. She's in the top left corner. >> Top left. This one. >> Yes. >> Mom. And then >> um just press the middle button like where it has her picture. the phone. Okay. Okay. Just be careful with that. >> And what do I tell her? >> Uh, she needs to come get the car. >> You don't have any in front of >> Mom, >> what? >> Um, I need you to come pick up my car. >> What's going on? >> Um, I got pulled over in front of the Aanita Deia. >> Okay. Why do I have to pick up your car? >> Because I got pulled over. arresting you. >> Yeah, I think so. >> Don't say anything else. >> Okay. >> Don't talk to anybody else. >> Okay. Don't talk to anybody no more. Juan Martinez has a positive 79 out of Colorado. So >> you guys found a found right? >> Yeah, on the way. >> On the way. Okay. Thank you. And then the mother's going to go and get the car. Her mom. >> Wait. Her mom. >> Okay. >> She just called her mom. Okay. >> Okay. Thank you. Let's see if mom adds any excitement to this. I'm going to put the seat on you. Okay. >> If she only had a trifold [snorts] >> somebody going to come pick you guys up. >> I'm still waiting. Okay. So, for right now, I'm going to have you give me the keys, okay? to the vehicle until they come pick it up. >> Just turn it off. >> Where are they with a key fob? >> Okay. All righty. Um, >> they're on their way. >> They're on their way. Okay. >> Do you know that? Is that his mom? Do you know his mom? >> Her or >> Crystal or Terra is the mom? >> Crystal. >> I think Crystal is on her way to get her. She lives a little bit further away. >> Okay. >> So, she should be on her way to get the car and everything. >> Okay. >> That's probably her. >> I'm away. Yeah. >> Let's see what the future mother-in-law, Mr. NCR, looks like. >> Okay. >> Um >> Oh, here she comes. She's got two people. >> Okay. made his dad drive. >> Yeah, she didn't tell me to come. What happened? >> Okay. Um I don't know honestly. I just came he arrested the driver. >> So >> the driver's my daughter. >> This is her car. >> Okay. Um so he is about to take off with her. So I guess he arrested her for the driver. >> Oh. >> So she'll give you a phone call uh from the office if we allow him to give a phone call. Um >> but you're not Crystal, right? >> I'm Crystal. >> Oh, you are Crystal. So, you're here to pick up the vehicle. >> Okay. Come with somebody to take the vehicle. >> Um I'm having a friend come. >> Okay, perfect. Uh yeah, cuz you can't you can't leave any vehicles? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, they're on their way then. >> Yeah, they're on their way. >> So, that's what I I understand that it's a drunk driver. >> So, you should always drunk driver. >> Okay. How old are you? >> How old are you? >> I'm 25. >> You're 25? How old are you? >> I'm 24. >> 24? So, you're both adults? Okay, cool. Uh, >> yeah. I mean, so if you guys >> Yeah, >> we're just waiting for a ride. If Crystal needs to take the car, we can do it. >> Well, she she's waiting for a friend to come get it cuz >> Okay. >> All right. >> And then is there anybody in here that's a minor? >> No. >> No, they're all adults. >> Have you been drinking? >> Yeah, they're very >> intoxicated. Well, it smells like >> Well, they arrested casually and so um So, I don't know if you guys want to hit your ride with her or you guys want to get kind of get your own ride, but >> no, we have a ride coming. >> Okay, cool. Okay, let's see what the BAC is [music] number one. >> [clears throat] [snorts] >> Dixiey's in with a 10 BAC. >> Yeah. Yes, >> I'm in with a.123. >> Uh, okay. Gia and Christine, what do you think of the BAC? >> I'm going to say 1.0. >> 1.0. Uh, is is Gia with you? >> I am. Uh, >> what do you say? >> Uh, one, two, three. One, two, three. Yep. Gothic Sparrow's in at a 0.105. Carlos is in at a 0.24. Uh, get them in, folks. Get them in. Uh, Mr. NCR, your future wife and her mother-in-law were on camera. What do you think? How drunk is your future wife? Uh, >> I'm gonna [clears throat] >> uh one2.112. Folks, if you're listening, get them in. Get them in before this fine video comes to a close and we get out of here early tonight. A chi-chi in with 0.125 as I forgot her new name. So let me explain the way this works. Okay. Going to follow instructions here and it says go into the machine. You're going to go into this. [music] Okay. >> Okay. >> The is in at 169. What's your name? >> It's [music] okay. Ready? Good. Give a second. Okay. Dad's in at.18. Oh, Mistress Cordelia. You'll be mis mistress Cordelia for the next week. Then he has another name picked out for you. You can take part in the name Chi-Chi uh by spinning the wheel of misfortune. >> Uh according to this, the result of her both breath samples was 0.07. Yep. >> Just under the legal limit. So, congrats. >> She told the truth. >> Congrats, >> young liver. Thank you, young liver. >> Uh she was still charged with driving while under the influence. Failure to obey a traffic control device. Failure to maintain traffic lanes. Driver's license not in possession. >> Yep. >> On October 22nd, 2025, she plead guilty to an amended charge of careless driving. All of the original charges were dismissed. >> Good. >> So, there you go, folks. Uh, I want to thank everybody for being with us tonight, putting up putting up with us. Uh, thank you to Miss Christine for stopping by again. >> Uh, let's see. Where's our Oh, I hate that I don't label things. There we go. Let's go to this one and hope it's the right one. [sighs] Uh, we'll be back with you Monday night for Pope Phil show and I'll be back with you Tuesday night where I'll be wearing this stupid hat again for another week, >> night everyone, >> another wonderful week. So, take care. Have a safe safe and happy Sunday [music] as I have the completely wrong one. There we go. Uh let's see. New outro. How about that one? There we go. [music] >> [music] >> Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. N. [music] [music] Heat. Heat. [music] >> [music]