[Music] It's been dark way too long in this place. That bright smile long gone been replaced. From ear to ear, I see that fear in your face. Tell me when the last time you feel safe cuz there's some evil people in the streets. Evil at your front door. Creeping while you sleep. It's time to raise up. Show that evil weak. We don't turn the other cheek. I can show you how to be strong. Come on, follow me. heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'm a star in the eye like what's up. I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I kick back up. We go through bad days, hard times, low pay, high crime pathways to a life without sunshine. I'm the lifeline with this lifeline. Going to be the pipeline shining in the night time. Bet on me to smoke down. I'mma go toe to toe. Already know that I'm never going to back down. Bet on me to stand tall. I take on anything for my crew. Better risk it all. Wicked wicked people in the streets. Corruption in the politics and the police. It's time to raise up. Take a stand against the seat. We won't take a backseat. I can show you how to be strong. Come on me. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like what's up. I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I get back up. Get back up. Get back up. Get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma go. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. Yeah. No more running from that bad guy. Don't worry about it. I'm right here. What's up? I know that journey being hard for you. Okay. I ain't giving up. We ain't giving up. I got the heart of a champion. And if I get knocked down, I get back up. >> Yo to the yo to the ho ho and hoes. Good morning, evening, afternoon, everybody. >> That's probably why they keep going other places. You keep calling us hoes. >> Uh, well, we apparently are the world's hoe. According to Mr. Chile Castro. Uh, I don't even know how to begin to explain it. Pants is reading the news story as we speak, so I can put it up on the internet. But basically, yesterday, Mr. Chile Diccastro had one of his live streams stricken for nudity and violence. It was apparently he he got it aged limited. He tried to do the thing that we do uh you know do the instant appeal and a human found that Chile Dcastro uh was indeed in violation. So his video from last night was demonetized and age limited and yada yada yada. that >> well Chile in his chilliness decided to do a community post. In his community post, he included a link to his discussion with YouTube's AI chatbot and then a YouTube customer service representative. You know, he's done this before, >> right? in that he said that there was a Discord server where his uh lawyer currently resides on where 100 people at a time sit around 24/7 to talk about Chile. And he has screenshots from this to show YouTube that these people are obsessed with him and who collectively report his streams to get them taken down and he can prove it because he has screenshots of it. >> Okay. >> And apparently everyone thought it was our server. Sounds like I I can see why. I could see why. >> Yes. So, I spent the afternoon >> server, right? >> Yeah. Except nobody ever goes in the Chile forum over there. It hasn't even had a post since the 19th of last month. >> Yeah. I left it. >> Yeah. So, I mean there there most of the talk and it's not no no slight to them. It's just when Mass Hole 1.0 you know, went down for the two weeks, you know, when it was gone before she created a new server, they all migrated to our server cuz we had an existing Chile forum, you know, so they could keep talking about him and nobody, not a lot of them went back when she started 2.0. So, that server, their forum is always dead. uh our forum, you know, now that uh Newman's there uh and everyone's fighting with Newman in his folder, they basically we are the defaults anti-Chile whatever. And Parson, we've got about 300 total, but yeah, never 100 at a time. That's a rare thing. So, anywh who, Chile apparently has screenshots of our server until he doesn't. Uh, from what I I gathered, these are the supposed same screenshots he had back three years ago that he actually had from Kate's where he would read from them on his his live streams, >> right? >> And basically, he was going to show those as Discovery in the Blue Bacon case, but never got around to it. So yeah, those are the hundreds and hundreds. >> All I can say is this >> cuz I have a feeling he may be watching. Chilly, I can smell that you're acting fearfully, bro. What's the matter? Scare, bro? >> Yeah, he he's not watching. He's currently live. So >> he's doing another one of those five hour live things. >> Throw an anime song out there at him. He'll he'll think I'm talking about him. So anywh who he is in one of those moods and he thinks this is helping him yet uh when he told YouTube oh we al let's see we are actively conspiring we are doing everything to take his channel down yada yada so he told this to the uh YouTube person that he actually talked to and they were like sorry can't help you so >> [ __ ] I can help you, buddy. >> He's so lonely. He's just so lonely. >> He just >> Maybe he needs an AI girlfriend. I don't know. I don't know the man. >> Well, he he's he's got chat GPT trained except it's a male voice. It's a comforting male voice. Uh >> that's why I said AI girlfriend. >> No, he doesn't want an AI girlfriend when he has chat GPT. You know, he hates women. He doesn't have them. He doesn't have them. And yes, Pants got kicked off a Chile server just for saying or even before he said hi. So, yeah, >> people give Pants hugs. He needs hugs now. He's He's been emotionally devastated. >> Poor Pants. >> Yes. Uh, our other emotionally devastating news is that Rean Benson has given up. She gets starts her new videos by getting in a confrontation and she gets really pissy because the Denver area police departments all now start their body cams as soon as they see her. They all just flip it on >> and she's noticed it. So, she starts freaking out every time she sees it. So, >> and and then she goes from having open confrontations with people to she'll go back to her car, get out a bag of chalk, and then write dirty things about them in the street. >> Mature. That's very mature. >> Yes. Should draw penises and and make comments that we can no longer say on YouTube. >> So Jim said a no no word. Make him put a dollar in the in the collection plate. >> So yeah. Uh I don't know. All I know is uh sociology applied. We don't do wrenches like that here. Uh I we just don't. But thank you for asking. Uh yeah, we basically with with Mr. Chili Dcastro first and now Regan Benson and then LIIA losing his mind this morning. You can update that on >> Yes, that uh Mr. Brian Fehee was arraigned today. Uh thank you Subar uh member six for six months level Pope's blessings message love po's avatar of the papal rotty >> there you go >> yeah that's actually Jim's AI enhanced version >> oh that's did I do that one okay I don't remember these days anyway so so Mr. Brian was >> wait I need to point something out. >> Okay. >> Yes. >> Jim's avatar is a goth corgi. >> That's not a goth corgi. That's just a >> close. >> It's just a corgi with a psychape. >> It's a super corgi is what it was supposed to be. >> Showed a goth corgi today. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And it wasn't. >> You mean on that? >> Yeah. Parson, knock >> Parson, knock it off. This is not Floyd Wallace's stream. We do not sell wrenches. So, oh god. Floyd Wallace is apparently going to be staying in Colombia. He's toying with it so he doesn't uh have to or he doesn't have to face the DNA test. >> I hope a hippo bites him and eats him. That's so uh and the tomatoes exercise cycle update. Today was an off day because I had to do all the cat litter which was a workout in itself. Thursdays are off days. So cuz I I'm moving around 30 lbs of cat litter at a time after they've filled it for the past week and there's five boxes. Yeah, it's not fun. Anywh who uh yeah >> W >> well you try >> uh go ahead NCR with the uh LIA update. >> So Sean is emotionally devastated today. These are his words. He is he is very upset. He he is he's not okay because he could not watch Fehee in person and his lawyer failed to get the Zoom link in time. Well, Mr. Brian Fehee did plead nope uh not guilty to the disorderly conduct charge, >> right? But he also had his lawyer put in a a motion for a I trying to remember what he called it. It was a all >> expedited rehabilitation. >> Yes. Uh so basically FA he would either have to do like an anger management course or stay out of trouble for a length of time and the record would be sealed and the charge would be expuned from his record. Sean has decided that he is going to go there. Uh, hey Rose, and speak at his next court hearing, which would be October 9th. Also had made threats of putting out a billboard truck for John Fehee, the lawyer who was prosecuting him. >> Uh, hold on one second. Dexter, good night. And you're not allowed to chop people up, even if Auntie Gia says to do so. No chopping people up. >> What? >> But what am I supposed to do with the Mattel? My first machete set. >> Oh my god. >> I know. Mr. Dexter has been asking to chop people up lately. So, >> no choppy choppy. >> No choppy choppy. >> No choppy choppy. Oh, chop chop. >> But you can do Dexter. Taco Bell. Taco Bell. >> Taco Bell. Taco Bell. >> Okay. >> Taco Bell. >> Yes. Taco Bell. As usual, Shawn trying to be Shawn has decided to escalate the trial from the court of law to the court of public opinion by making some of the following accusations against Brian Fehee. One, he is a former drug dealer and drug addict. He has he's been having an affair on his wife. He is a violent psychopath who was selling narcotics to other law enforcement officers, planting drugs, and committing police brutality. But every time Shawn would say this, he would follow it up with the following two statements. Allegedly, or all but confirmed. I will have a full video on this incredibly tedious live stream sometime tomorrow >> and we'll have ours at like 3:00 a.m. tonight. Pants is reading it now. Pants was out all day. So, actually, we I have it in my box now. So, I'll have it tomorrow first thing of our version of it. But that also includes the town hall meeting where he was screaming at the mayor that she was having an affair with the uh town whatever town manager. So yeah because it's just a wonderful world we live in. Wonderful world we live in. Meanwhile, today, Floyd Wallace, >> just another panel >> sold wrenches. >> Just Yeah, he sold wrenches. And yeah, it was just one of those things. Uh, since Griffy's here, Pope Phil. >> Hello, Sir Griffy. Welcome and thank you for your presence in our chat and your wise, wise wisdom that has a toy dog. Heal warning and we are cautious whenever we're around here and watch out for toy dogs which apparently she didn't do cuz she tripped over one. >> Yeah. >> Last one. >> Yeah. >> So, thank you, sir Griffy. Thank you. Now, as we transition into the most beautiful goth girl that you will ever see, we remind you that it is uh person week. And this beautiful goth girl is not eligible to marry NCR. >> I highly doubt she's goth. >> Yeah. Oh, >> well, she's got goth tattoos and a goth outfit, so And no matter >> so drunk 21 year old second arrest in 4 months. That is our drunk girl for tonight. Uh remember we do have a goal for 10 10 10 super chats of any denomination. I will be forced for the next week to read AI compliments to anyone that you guys want me to read. But you have to give me overnight to come up with them. So yes, it is person has to marry everybody for the next week and you can punish me with AI compliments by 10 $2 super chats or whatever the hell it was. Any >> $1.99. >> Is that the lowest we can go? Okay. >> 99 cents. >> No, we can always go lower. >> Uh, no you can't. Not on YouTube for it to actually count with the >> talking about Never mind. >> Well, the goals needs to be a $1.99 or else it won't show up. >> Never mind. >> My knee hurts. >> And look, it's Lakewood, Ohio, right near >> Mr. Parson or Mr. NCR. Hey Karen, listen. Hey Garrett Barney Queen 3661 looks like I'm really going to have to have a seminar with you and Phil on what counts to goth and not >> Hello. >> How are you? >> Look, she's got the big eyelashes. >> She's got a facial tattoo. She's got her hair up. She's wearing all black. Thank you, Sale, for the $2 super chat. Uh, no message. >> Heart, >> but a giant heart. >> Oh, is it? Because I can't see it here. >> I see it right here. There's a heart next to it. >> Giant heart. >> I I literally don't see I'm showing it and I don't see anything. >> That's because you're blind to love, Jim. You're blind to love. >> Blind to love. >> Liquid police. >> Is this your Kia? >> Yes. >> Okay. Is this your Kia? So again, >> here >> Mr. NCR's favorite car. >> No, it's not. >> You guys drinking today? >> No, I was taking him back with convertible top. >> My friends are over here. >> Yes, a Kia Spectra. >> What was that description again? >> Yeah, >> I was talking to my dispatch. >> I know. >> Um, >> thank you, Pants, for the $1 super chat, which again I can't see. So, what did Pants send? >> Hold on. >> Just a $1 super chat, it looks like. >> Okay. Nothing else. >> Okay. >> We met two of the 10. >> Okay. So, there you go. It >> It did count. >> 99. >> It did count. >> And hold on, Touche. Let me let you in. Hey, Touche. >> Hello. >> Uh, no wonder no wonder you like me, Jim. You're blind. Too blind to see me. Hey, >> that's not nice, bro. You're a very lovely woman, and Jim's lucky to have you. >> Yes, he is. >> Yes, I am. >> Is luckier than that bastard deserves. Uh, apparently I Well, uh, Sue Bear was love love. Yeah, that. Okay, I missed that one. I didn't miss that one, but it scrolled. Anyway, uh, thank you Sale for number three for the $2 super chat. Uh, Wags tail while pushing buttons. Which is happening here is Miss Lightfoot is trying to jump on my keyboard. So, we're at three out of the 10 that we need and Oh, god. >> Thank you. >> Oh, thank you. >> Which is Was there a message with it? No. >> $1 super chat. >> Okay. $1 super chat. Oh, let's go back to this one. >> We just came out. We were playing pool. >> Yeah, >> that's me talking. >> I'm sorry. >> We were just in there playing pool. We just came out. I don't know how you already got a complaint about somebody. >> Okay. Hey, man. I I can only go off based off what we're told. >> Sorry. I'm just calling. >> Okay. I'll be speaking to her right now. Um I'm assuming you're her boyfriend. >> Okay. Sounds good. Um Lace said I mean we could >> we I was only pulling over here and then we back into this blue car right over here. >> Okay. But just that you weren't drinking at all tonight. >> Okay. You guys were just playing pool in there. >> I'm an artist. I try to stay sober. Ginger will I feel >> I was playing I was literally giving him ginger ale the whole night. >> I promise. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Uh thank you Matt G. Rose, you're a great lady for putting up with Jim. In fact, if we get to 10, the first person who gets compliments is Miss Rose. And that'll happen tomorrow night. Yes. Tomorrow night on our Friday show. >> Did she get to chat GPT once too? Yep. That's what the goal is. Chat GPT uh AI for the next week. >> You put that there to try and trip me again. You did. >> Yeah. Who's that good girl? Who's that good girl? >> Good girl. Zoe's a good >> She pushed her ball over here so I step in it. >> Good girl. >> Good girl, Zoe. Learning from the paper. >> Good girl. >> To kill me. >> All righty. Um, you said you weren't drinking at all. >> No. >> Uh, Rose, if you hadn't heard, our goal tonight is if we get the 10 10 10 super chats, uh, I will have to do AI uh AI 10 compliments generated by me and chat GPT. And you will be the first subject of those compliments as read by pants tomorrow night >> because because he is such a romantic. He has to use chat GP. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, I I'm also going to be generating the 10 for pants for Saturday night. So So there we go. That's That's And then uh uh what do you call it? Uh remember we need five more for that to happen. Uh, remember speaking of Phil's True Love, do you have the game on, Phil? >> Yes. Yes, I do. >> What is the score of that game right now? >> In Dallas, right? >> Yes, >> it's going to be bad. >> Bill, we can't hear you. >> Hold on. Hey, got other things going on, too, you know. >> Yeah, like you're on the air. Look, I have a light. >> No, >> you do not. >> Bobbers, >> I know. Arty already yelled at me because I showed a picture of Jerry Jones crying. [Laughter] >> The problem is this is the kind of game that you want to end in a tie. Yeah, right. >> Tomato tomatoes. It's on Peacock or NBC. >> Want either team to win. >> That's the problems on NBC 00. >> 056 to go. >> And then tomorrow night's game starts at 8:00. It's on YouTube free for everybody. >> YouTube. So yeah, YouTube free for everybody. I forget who's playing, but do we care? >> Okay. >> Okay. Would you mind doing a few tests for me? Make sure >> I just I have I just have um slides right now. >> Yeah. Taylor Swift, the newly engaged Taylor Swift. >> I give it three years. her her fiance is playing. >> I give him this is his last year because she's not gonna let him play anymore. >> Especially after they put the ring on her finger. >> Yeah. After they get married, it'll depend. >> We'll know how well the marriage is going if he plays next year. Because if he plays next year, he needs time away. >> Yeah, >> her ring is gross. It's just >> Mrs. Tom says Vikings versus Bears on Monday. >> Yawn. >> Vikings versus Bears. >> Yawn. >> See, this is why Jim is off Monday nights and Sundays. So I can watch >> See how the Sea Squirrels do. >> Yes, we are playing I think the 49ers on Sunday. >> Wow. >> Yes. Brock birdie. It would be pretty game. Pretty game. >> Hey, sweetie. >> Okay. Um. All righty. Well, let me let me at least >> I can definitely do test. I just It's very cold. >> Do you have another pair of shoes or anything like that? >> Okay. Um >> I could do test though. >> Okay. Yeah. >> We could go like where >> you and your lesbian start right here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Bill, your microphone sucks tonight. What are you saying? >> I I'm saying that GN or lesbian wife, just picturing them together makes me moist. >> Yes. Yes. >> Okay. As long as they're watching football, you got to complete the idea. >> I'm watching football about lesbian. >> Oh, that was what I I have to write about to to gross pants out. Uh Floyd Wallace revealed why he could not complete his encounter with two girls. >> Oh, >> as he apparently the only one who's ever turned him on in Colombia was the stud chick who looks like a man. Uh >> oh. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I have to say this because I heard your first story about this. when he said he can't never he'll never do have another >> thingy with two girls. >> Yeah, I was trying to think of a nice way of saying it. All the things I have to say to you is Floyd, nobody likes a quitter. >> Nobody likes quitter. >> He He apparently had to manually manipulate himself to complete the process. Oh, >> okay. >> Okay. >> Yes. >> Well, thinking of the manly woman last year. >> Well, >> yes. And then he pointed out that the two girls were the two girls within his thumbnail. >> No, that's Squeaky Ball Rose. Sorry, it's part of the show. >> So, yeah. And and he's still toying with Yeah, he he he's still toying with Well, wait till you have to read it, pants, cuz I I haven't put that story together yet. >> San Francisco and find to talk to point >> to spit on a cowboy. Nice. >> Uh was it Floyd Wallace? >> Oh my god. Going to be a great game. >> Oh, good lord. So, yes. And Squeaky Squeaky is the wonderful Zoey, the marvelous Zoey, the inspirational Zoey. >> Yep. Yep. >> Who keeps us entertained >> for countless hours. >> Yes. >> I thought that was my job. Uh Pats, we cover Floyd because he is uh he he brings in ratings from time to time. He's filler. He used to be News Now Nebraska or Omaha or >> Yeah. >> Was it Omaha? >> Yeah. >> Omaha. >> Omar. >> And he is a passport bro. And the Passport Bro lifestyle is apparently cheap. And he shows us about the cultures of another country by never leaving his Airbnb lying in bed asking for money. >> Yeah. I wonder how to take masks now. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Yes. He's immens. Yep. >> Yep. So yes, we need five five five more super chats and we will reach our goal. >> Where did it go? Is it under the gate? Okay, >> where I will have to give compliments including maybe to Floyd Wallace if that's what you want to hear. Five more. Five more folks and we'll be done with that promotion. >> Okay. Do you mind running? I got to do it. I got to be Um, >> you can do the >> Okay, that check your eyes. >> Okay. >> Yeah, >> she's fine. >> Okay. Well, couple things here. Let's I'm going to check your eyes. Okay. >> Just put your >> I'm sorry. >> Just uh don't tilt and move your head. Just keep your eyes on tip my finger. Okay. And Rose is correct. One didn't take. So it is six more. 66 more or someone rescended one or something. I don't know. But six more. 66 66 more. Tilt your head. Okay. >> Ooh, pants. That is mean. That's just downright mean. >> He'll super chat if we get an entire show of Gia doing Zoe baby talk. Oh my god, Tomato. >> You can make that happen. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, >> we can make that happen. >> We just start start an hour early and make sure that Dia goes live as she's picking Zoe up from something. And the whole conversation, the ride is, "Hey, baby doll, how did you do at school today?" Oh, baby, baby, baby. Who's that pretty girl? Who's that pretty girl? >> Uh person, anyone, anyone is on the table if that's what this and it's not up to the cast. It's up to you guys inside chat to make me give compliments. But remember, the compliments happen next day cuz I have to chat GPT them and have Pants read them. So yeah, >> cuz of course a compliment coming from me. >> I hate it here. >> I >> Why do you hate it here? >> Because they want me to baby talk. >> Thank you, Sail, for the $1 super chat. So yeah, they But they love you. They love you enough to baby talk. >> I hope they do. Yes, they do. >> I hope they do. >> What do you got in your mouth? What do you got in your mouth? >> What are you doing? >> And how do you look at this face on our screen? Seven nothing Cowboys. I hate you person. Uh, how do you look at this girl on the screen rolling her eyes like that and say she's not a goth girl? It's impossible. Well, simple >> because she's not goth. >> I don't know what >> Okay. >> definition. >> Doesn't it change over time? >> No. No. >> I mean, >> what what do you think goth is? >> Do you think just wear it all black? >> No. It has an attitude. >> Don't care. >> Yeah. >> Don't care. >> No. >> Yes. >> No. Because goth have a very >> various many subg genres of goth. >> There's gothic lolita. There's cyber goth. There's raver goth. M goth. Traditional victorian. Various various >> ball. >> What? >> No. No. Um, >> that's that's what happens when you pay Mistress Inca on Friday night. Uh, >> she is not goth. She is just a brat. >> There's a bratty go. >> But they Yeah, bratty goth is a thing. That's why all those Bratz dolls happened. >> She was She's one of the goth girls. >> No, she is. >> Bratty goth. >> Yeah. >> I'm not going to argue. I'm not going to argue with you. >> Whatever whatever thing that you mentioned, >> it was a spin-off of the Spice Girls. It was the goth girls. >> Whatever. Whatever. >> Spice up your life. >> I'm just talking to a brick wall. >> Uh, and yes, we need five. Five five more. >> Although >> five. >> Although sister pay her. You owe her a go. You owe her a ball egg in the mouth. >> In the mouth, >> Subar. Yes. Sailor Pluto is goth. >> Okay. Whatever. >> You're having some head injuries or anything like that, right? >> No head injuries, leg injuries, nothing like that. >> Okay. Dry area. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I understand. Let me uh >> I'm gonna >> I don't know. I just thought it was black hair, eyeliner, and really moody like Robert. >> No. >> And that's what she is. Look, she's wearing a belly shirt in the snow. >> That is attitude. >> Cooper Foster. This is where I live. >> And I just came up with a few friends. All right, let's see if >> Please can I >> uh Thank you, Touche, for the $5 super chat towards a Zoey top 10 chat GPT compliment. >> Oh, >> so we need four four four and four as Mr. Pants is chiming in with my good friend Miriam Webster says that goth is a person who wears mostly black clothing just like this girl uses dark dramatic makeup just like this girl and often has dyed excuse me dyed black hair just like this girl. So >> according to Webster's >> Webster's dictionary, >> according to Miriam, >> but listen, her hair is not dyed black. >> How do you know? >> Because I see it right here. >> It is black. Just because the flashlight >> the flashlight is shining in it, it looks a different color. It is not. >> Thumbnail of the damn video, Jim. >> What thumbnail of what? You know that those thumbnails are all AI. You know they're all AI. You know they're all >> I swear I was right. Talking to a brick wall would give you a better response. >> Uh but we do need four four more super chats and I will be forced to pay compliments to anyone that you want me to >> for the other for for the next week. including next Thursday night, which is our Chile Wonderland special as we celebrate Chile becoming another year over the hill. That's right. Next uh next Thursday, we'll be going from 5:00 p.m. till 1000 p.m. Eastern time with a special chili birthday special. >> I take Thursday off because I'm going to have a broken bone. I don't know which one, but I'm going to break one of them. Okay, >> we we actually should go we we actually should go till 10:01 because that would be five minutes because that would make 51. >> Okay, so we'll go till 10:01 >> next week. >> Jesus. >> Yes, we're going to do five hours. Five. Five. Five. Count them. Five hours. But we need four for four more super chats. And I will be forced to compliment anyone for the next week. Hey Jim. >> Um, >> yes. >> On the 11th, is it the 51st failover? >> Yes. >> Yes, it is. >> It's the 51st. God damn it. I told you to pull out. >> Oh god. >> Anniversary. >> Yeah, but his his father could only speak broken English apparently. So >> Oh my god. Yeah. and and yeah. So, >> oh my god. >> Anyway, >> uh Yes, pants August ended last week. >> I was so innocent. I really was. >> Yeah, right. Right. >> Ran the mob in Chicago. Yeah, you're innocent. All right. You're innocent. All right. Part of your holdings are in brothel all around the country. Yeah. >> Dresses and juice. >> A little umbrella. I was so innocent. >> Uhhuh. >> Hang out for a second. >> Okay. You sit in here officer. >> Yeah. Yeah. Sit in the back seat for me. Back seat. >> Yeah. Just cuz I can't. Hey, Flat Derp. Okay. I'll let you sit in there. Just >> that derp. Is that a new one? Is it a new cartoon? >> Ooh, an origin chili video. Nice. >> Nice. >> He really is such a genius. He really is. He's so He's so funny and he's so spot on. Yep. >> Yep. >> Everybody go sub to Flat Derp if you haven't. He's fabulous. >> Well, actually fabulous despite the fact that he's a Canuck. >> We'll let that >> Hold on one second, guys. Hold on one second, guys. Flat Derp, uh, you should have mod tools now, so you can just go ahead and stick your channel in side chat, please. So, that's how you get a wrench. You You make brilliant content. >> That's right. >> It helps. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> While we find something. Okay. >> Okay. I'm >> What' she do? >> I told her she I let her in the back seat for a second. Um Oh, >> let's get this going here. >> Yeah. there. >> We got to finish these tests. All right. >> What? >> We're still continuing these tests. We got two more. >> Okay. Um my toes are freezing. >> Be quiet. >> I'm just Okay. >> I'm just going to shut this for you. >> Yep. >> Is the bar closed right now? I'm sure >> what >> is it already closed right now? >> Yes, they are. >> They are. >> They just kicked you up. Let's see if we can wait. >> Okay, >> I know. >> G. >> Yes, G. >> Wait, >> if Flat Dup's a mod, Gian needs to beg to be banned. >> Yeah, banan. Please ban me. >> You can't ban a fellow mod. >> Oh, >> and he's not at the level where you can uh take away her mods. >> Yeah. >> Jim. Jim, if he didn't like if he didn't like seven nothing, >> then do you like touchdown Eagles? >> Well, seeing that Jaylen Carter was indeed ejected for spitting on Dak Pres Prescott. Yeah. >> Damn. >> What an idiot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. This is such a good game that I'm not watching because I don't have the bandwidth right now till after the show. 11. >> Good. >> Good. 77. >> Wow. >> I know. You got dry. >> Yeah. Okay. >> All right. Couple things. Just put your feet. >> I'm sorry. You're my >> You got You got no injuries with your knees or anything? >> No. No injuries or no nothing. >> Okay. Put your feet together. >> Keep your arms to your side. Okay. >> He was not best for the cold. >> Can you put your arms to your side for me? I know you said you have no injuries already. Okay. So, what what I need you to do is put your keep your left foot. So, imagine a thin imaginary straight line here. Okay. And like I said, we're going to get this done as soon as we can. Put your right foot >> put your right foot in front of your left foot. No, your right foot in front of your left foot with your right heel touching your left toe. Okay. Keep your arms to your side. >> Right. >> Okay. Stay in that starting position. When when I tell you to do not begin yet. >> I've already done so far. It's fine. >> You Okay. You're going to take nine heel toe steps in a thin imaginary straight line. Okay. It's cold. It feels hurt. >> It's too cold. >> Okay. When I tell you to begin, this is what's going to look like. All right. >> Yeah. Find them, too. >> One, two, three, so forth. Nine heel toeeps till you get to nine. >> Using your rear foot, you're going to take a >> a series of steps around your front foot >> to turn back around. And you're going to take nine heel toe steps back on the line. One, >> two, three. You need to take nine heel toe steps >> forward and back. Okay, count your steps out loud. This >> is cold. >> I'm sorry if if I had socks or something or like a shoes, >> Dude, it's freezing. Let's >> I'm I'm going to see if we can get it in there. >> Yeah, I want Yeah, man. Follow me. Come on. >> They they'll let us They'll let us in. >> Follow him real quick. Follow. >> I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. >> Just uh come around to the front here. >> I know. We're going to do this inside since like my >> Okay. All right. Hi. I know you guys are closing. It's freezing out. Is there any She doesn't have any other shoes. Can we Can I do a few tests on her in here, >> please? >> Wait, what was that? >> Is that okay if I could do a couple tests on her in here? It's She Her toes are just freezing with the cold and stuff. She has >> Yeah, that's fine. >> If that's right. >> Yeah, that's up to you. >> All right. Thank you. >> Sorry, I know you guys are closing. >> Okay. All right. Let's not go where it's wet. Okay. Let's um follow me. >> Oh, that's right. The uh Easter candy should be out soon cuz it's already The Christmas stuff is already out. So Easter is next. >> Yeah, Easter. >> Yes, >> Easter. It >> Yeah, because the Christmas stuff is already out at some places. So Easter should be next. No, New Year's. >> They don't do candy for New Year's. >> Um, >> the the next they they they do it goes from they used to do Valentine's Day, but they don't really do that a lot anymore. So, it goes straight from uh Christmas to Easter. >> Yep. >> And then back to Christmas. So yeah, cuz I I saw the first Christmas commercial like a week ago on one of the preseason football games, so it was for one of C Norwegian Cruise or something. >> Oh my god. >> Yes. >> Just a reason to spend money. Yep. >> Norwegian Christmas River Cruise. That's right. >> That's right. >> Sure. >> Remember, we need four more. Four. Four. Four more. and I'll be forced for a week to give uh compliments to random people, strangers even if that's what side chat demands. >> They're fighting again. >> Convention even >> a whole team, both teams need to go to jail immediately. >> Okay. So, you don't have to wear shoes. It's up to you. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, we'll just Okay. So, >> I get like my toes are Yeah. Yeah. You're fine. Take take as much time as you need. Just let me know when you're ready. Okay. >> So, you want to wussify the NFL? Genius. What you want to do? >> And be honest with me. >> No. >> My neighbor's an Eagles fan. I'm going to get the I'll get the rundown tomorrow. >> I'm 21. >> 21. Yes. >> I thought you How many drinks you want? Only one shot. I had >> I thought you didn't drink any at all. >> No, I had one. Great. I told you shots and she showed me. >> Um, >> all right. So, we got to get going here. So, >> y >> he's going to reexplain it for you and then we're going to get these tests going. >> Mhm. >> All right. >> So, keep your feet to your feet together. Keep your arms to your side. Well, hang on. So, imagine a thin straight imaginary line in front of you. Okay. using your um put your right foot in front of your left foot with your right heel touching your left toe. You understand? >> Yes. >> So do So do that right now. >> There you go. You got to keep it there. >> Well, how much do you >> Well, put your right heel in front of your left toe. There you go. Stay in that position. >> Okay. >> Do you understand what I'm telling you? >> Yes. But >> how strong was this shot? If she can't understand, put one foot in front of the other. >> And she's back at the bar she drank at. >> Yes. >> I need to like I've done this so far. I need to like >> If you've done it, if you've done it before, then you would understand what >> you know how many like feet I need to do to >> So you're going to stay in that position that he got you in until he's done explaining it. >> Yes. So So get in this position that I'm showing you right now. Now stay in that position. Don't stop. Okay? So stay in that position. When I tell you to begin, you're going to take nine heel toe steps on a thin imaginary line in front of you. You're going to take a series of small steps, turn back on the line, and another 90 heel toe steps. You understand? No, I said nine. So I'm going to demonstrate it. Can you s I don't want you to balance in a chair. Okay? I'm gonna move this. [Music] >> So when I tell you to, it's going to look like this. You You're You keep getting out of the starting position. >> No, I'm not, officer. >> What a goth girl. She is so goth. >> Like this. One, two, three, so forth until you get to nine. Once you get to nine, you're using your rear. a series of small world so you can understand what true god is. >> They look like this nine heel toeps back in >> I don't think I've ever been to Cleveland. Well wait actually I have been Cleveland. Yes I have. >> Florida is considered the goth capital of the world. >> Now Parson disagrees. Parson says Toledo. >> I don't see that. I don't see that. So then all we can do is play a drunk girl from Florida and she's goth. >> No, she would still have to be in >> That's what you just said. It's the goth capital of the world. >> But it doesn't mean everyone there's goth. >> That's what exactly what it means. >> Ah, what the hell? I'm too damn tired and too damn bored to care. >> She's got bad face tattoos. She's got a bad tattoo on her neck. She's got black clothing, black hair. Her butt is doing something droopy. I don't know what's in that that left pocket, but that's weird looking at the camera. Uh, yeah. >> You don't know what goth is. Quit trying to set me up with fake goth girls. It's not going to work. >> Well, we're not setting you up. This is person week. This is person week. You cannot hone in, even though you want to on person's woman. In fact, Pope Phil Pope Phil >> dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in the sight of this ongoing dispute over the love of this goth woman. But we've settled this dispute and we're going to marry off this lovely goth woman to our very own person who is so deserving of a goth girl because NCR is not. He's an ungrateful bastard. God girl, do you take our own person to be your lovely wedded husband? >> Who person you take this lovely golf girl to be your lovely wed wife and to rub it into NC's face? >> Damn straight I do. Now stop looking at her butt. By the power vested in me, by the cure of Robert Smith, I now pronounce you Cathol and husband. You may >> lick your bride. You may lick your bride. >> And lick your bride. >> And remember, tomorrow is >> tomorrow is Friday when they'll both be in love. That's right. >> Cuz it's Friday. >> Two, three, until you get to nine heel toeups. >> Don't do that. You guys could could just I'm just saying I've been drinking. You guys could just >> I'm not going to be able to do it. >> So, I'm just saying >> you're not going to do it. You said or >> No, I won't be able to do it, but I just I'm safety. >> Okay. Well, hang on. Yeah. I didn't tell you to begin yet. >> Sorry. >> Okay. During the test, count yourselves out loud. Look at your feet while walking. Keep your arms to your side and don't stop until I um until the test is done. Don't >> stop till you get enough. >> Do you understand the instructions? Do you need me to go over it one more time? >> Nine and then >> Yes. And make sure you you got to start it while you're in the starting position. Okay. >> I'm just saying you guys are just taking me now. >> So >> So, so again. Okay. Maybe again. Count your steps out loud. >> Four, five, six, seven, eight. >> Fail. Sale >> four >> sale two three >> four five six never mind >> I need to buy a new bike >> okay all righty last test all right >> put your feet together arms to your side okay I get this working >> I think her AC is out >> so feet together arms to your side whose AC is out. >> Demonstrate and tell you what to >> I think. Yeah, her AC is out. They're waiting for a part. >> So, she's in a room with uh fans and maybe a window AC. I don't know. But yeah, it's been it's been rough on her. >> Yeah. >> Your flux capacitor out. >> Yeah. Flux capacitor. Yep. That's what usually happens to ours. The capacity goes out. >> And surprisingly, the AC guy when I said, >> "What happens when it gets to 88 miles an hour?" He didn't understand the joke. And then when I had to explain it to him, he goes, "Yeah, nobody's ever said that." Like, you're kidding me. How can you not have a How can you not go you need a capacitor and not go a flux capacitor? >> Oh, >> it's the obvious joke. >> You want to lift either foot >> um approximately six inches off the ground. You're going to keep both your legs straight. Okay? And you're going to keep your eyes on whatever foot you're raising. Okay? It's going to look like this. So when I tell you to begin, you're going to raise your foot approximately approximately 6 in off the ground. Keep also keep it parallel to the ground. Okay? And count out loud 1,00 2 100 3 until I tell you to stop. >> Okay? Remember, keep both your legs straight and keep your eyes on the tip of your toe. Okay? >> Do you understand what I told you? >> Yeah. >> Okay. You may begin. 4,000 2,000 2,000 4,000 >> Well, that's a spider on her neck. >> So, she is goth. >> I'm not even going to argue anymore. >> Yeah. Don't just don't just >> breathe. All right. You can stop. I don't want you to fall. Keep touching the ground. >> Okay. Put your shoes on for me. Put your >> Now, is that a wig or her real hair? >> Her real hair. >> Beautiful. >> Mhm. >> Hi, my baby. >> Hi. >> Hi, my baby. Oh, >> said you were arrested before. >> Hi, my baby. >> Sugar, do you want my baby? >> I'll put her in my car. Um, you ran the other guy. Thank you guys. >> Good. Mrs. Tom, >> can I get my purse? I have my phone in my car. >> Yes, you'll be able to get everything you need. All right. >> Oh, sorry. >> Okay. >> I don't even need a doorbell. >> Obviously, when something's delivered, >> what' you say? >> My car's over there. Can I >> hear? >> Yes. Well, first off, I'm going to put you in the back of my car. Okay. We'll be ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. We're We're going to be able to grab you everything you need. Okay. >> Has your boyfriend been drinking? >> That's not my boyfriend. >> Or I'm sorry, whoever he is. You >> mind if I go? >> I just >> Has he been drinking? >> Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get out of right now. >> I don't know. I don't know. I just >> I'm going go talk to him. Go get your paper. >> Okay. I don't want you to freeze out here. Okay. So, what we're gonna do >> She's got no shoes on. >> No, she just put the shoes on before they left. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> All right. >> I don't miss her. >> Nope. >> Hop in there for me. Okay. I got the heat blasting. All right. >> You need help? >> Yes. You want me to hang on? Lean lean forward. Lean forward. Lean forward. This going to help. >> Is that better now? Is that better? >> I just need my phone. >> Hey. Hey. Where's your phone? >> Am I >> Hey, keep looking at me. >> I just feel so stupid. I >> What's your first name? >> My name is Shannon. >> Sh. Shana, listen to me. >> No, cuz I feel stupid. >> I'm going to put the seat belt on you. Okay. >> Yeah, you're fine. >> Obviously, I'm only 21. I'm I know. >> I have a car keys in tomorrow. >> Okay. >> Okay. We We got to hurry this up. So, >> I know your phone. >> You want your phone in your purse? Do you want anything else from there? >> My phone should be in my purse. I just need to call somebody, please. >> Okay. Well, you'll be able to call someone. Okay. So, sit tight. A [Laughter] >> got her phone. I'm going to >> All right. Um, >> do >> you know you know Hold on. Just stop. >> You know when >> your all your papers >> the last time you really really cried like sobbed really cried was like 12 years ago. You know your life is good. Mhm. >> I really, really, really cried when I lost, well, I cried when Henry died, but I really cried when I lost Ella because my husband had just left me. And that was a deep, >> deep cry, >> right? >> You know your life is going good if you don't sob like this. Yep. Yep. And and this girl has just said she has a court date tomorrow. >> So what was she doing drinking before her date? >> Yep. >> Right. >> This is going to go well for Tomorrow's going to go really well for her. >> Yep. Yep. >> Yep. >> These people don't know sorrow. They don't know. Deep hurt. >> Don't Don't cry. >> Well, I don't know about listen. >> Is Jay still here with Emily? >> No. >> No. Can you please tell Jay to get me out, bro? Please. >> Do what? >> I have money. I need Jay to get me out or something. >> Why? >> I don't want to go to jail. >> Oh, I'm sorry. I don't want to go to your fake ass house. I want you to go to mine. >> Wait. Uh, wait. >> You You have my number, right? >> Yeah. >> Did Jay leave? >> Yeah. >> I need Jay to get me out. >> Deep sorrow. Yeah. >> They're probably They're probably going to get me out on a personal bomb, but I cannot I can't go to jail. >> Oh, we just came out like >> Oh, you did? Yeah, we >> I don't think I've cried since the8s. >> Wow. >> And part of that's all my allergy meds make it kind of impossible. >> So it literally dries out everything. So even if I wanted to, I'm unable to cuz I mean I've literally had an eye doctor tell me that you know you how how >> there's a place of deep grief that I go to when I lost my dad when I lost my marriage and there's a place of deep grief that takes you right back there. You know what I mean? It's >> it's not a place you want to be but you go there. Yes. >> Right. Yeah, I I' I've experienced deep grief, but I just don't cry. It's >> I'm not a serial killer or anything. I don't leave the house and I don't cry. As uh Becca and Griffy put it, uh Jim's not human. Jim is something else. >> Yes. Yes. >> Jim is something else. So, >> yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> No, no, no. I got it. Yep. >> All I texted him. Just wipe your tears, bro. You solid. >> I can't do this. >> I can't do this, >> bro. Wipe your tears. >> I can't. I'm making handcuffs. >> Okay, but stop crying, bro. >> I can't. >> Oh, he's calling me. Hold up. >> Call Put him on speaker. Put him on speaker. Put him on speaker. >> Hold on. We got to do this right now. >> Yeah, that's why crying bothers me. >> Tell them to get me off. >> They don't know what. >> All right, Shannon. Tell him, tell him. Tell him back. >> Lakewood police. >> Lakewood Police. >> Shannon. Shannon. He's My partner's getting all the info. Do you trust me? All right. >> Couple things. Okay. >> Um I got I got to read you your rights. Okay. >> I know. I know. I know. >> All right. So So listen to me. >> You got you just text me. >> I can't text you right now. >> Shannon, listen to me. So before we ask you any questions, you must understand your rights. Okay, I know. Hang on. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court, you have the right to talk to an attorney for advice before we ask you any questions and to have him or her with you during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning. If you wish, hang on. If you decide to answer any questions now without an attorney present, you will have the right to stop answering at any time. You also have the right to stop answering anytime until you talk to an attorney. Further, you will have the right to have an attorney present during any question. Do you understand your rights as they've been read to you? >> I understand right. >> Okay. >> What's up? What's up? >> My please. I know everything. Please. I just I need some heat on my toes. Please. Okay, now I got to read your waiver rights. I have read the statement of my rights and understand what my rights are. I'm willing to make a statement and or any questions. I do not want an attorney at this time. I understand and know what I am doing. No promises or threats have been made to me and no pressure >> or coercion of any kind have been used against me. >> You understand? Okay. >> So, what that's asking pretty much is would you like to speak without an attorney present or would you like >> attorney? You need an attorney. So, you don't want to answer any of our questions? Okay. >> Well, I I I will, but I don't I said you want I'm new to this. I don't know. >> You have a better pen or my toes are hurting. >> Do you want would you like to speak to him without an attorney president? >> I'm I'm going to hire um you know someone, but I I I will answer anything you guys ask me. I This is my first time. I don't know what to do. >> Okay. >> I'm sorry. >> I'm sorry. I don't know what to So there's there's questions on the back of this paper. Pretty much that's what Matt was saying is do you want an attorney present during that questioning or do you want to answer questions? >> I I I can answer. It's fine. >> Okay. So you want to answer a question? Do you mind if I borrow? >> All right. Thanks. >> Okay. So um >> Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, man. >> Okay. Yeah. Do you mind just doing the inventory? >> Okay. Shannon, listen to me. Sh. >> I lost the screen. >> Shannon, listen to me. >> Sh, can you answer my questions? >> Yeah, that >> Okay, Touche, >> will she sign the paper in ink or in tears? >> Tears. Ah, good lord. God almighty. Good lord. Let's just jump forward just >> and broke a tooth and didn't cry this much. >> That's why I hate everything cuz I'm not supposed to be in the back of a cop car and I have a court date tomorrow. >> I can't do this. >> We'll just She had her first drunk driving arrest in October of 2024. This was uh February 2025. >> Nice. >> I'm not a bad person. >> Ma'am, hear me out. The biggest thing here is that >> you're just not a bad person. >> Shannon, no one's saying you're a bad person. >> I can't. You're not a bad person. >> The court dates in jail time. I already been in jail before. I can't do this. I'm not a bad person. >> Well, hey. Okay. The biggest thing here is that you didn't drive off and >> I didn't drive off and I'm I'm so mad that y'all did this to me and I didn't even start my own car. >> I This is [ __ ] But again, I can't be better cuz this this me this >> she's saying she has >> Will you be willing to do a breath test? >> Yeah. I mean, I'm not >> rather I'll be able to do a breathalyzer and even if it comes back to like 0.08, I know it's my fault. >> What? >> I know like the legalized Ohio limit is 0.08. But even if it goes back higher than that, >> that's okay. Tomatoes. I mean, >> I'm just not a bad person. I just >> So, I know it's saying you're a bad person, but here's a >> Yep. >> What's that, Gia? >> I'm talking to Tom tomatoes. He's talking about the human brain. And I said that's good because he's a survivor just like Touche. >> Yeah, >> that's right. >> Yep. Still here. >> I know. >> Do you Do you think Do you think you're over the legal limit? >> Huh? Do you believe you're over to legal limit? >> Yes, but I I was not going to drive. The the dude that came and was talking to me, I just needed to warm my feet up on his slides. I was not going to drive. I just I just needed I just want to make sure >> I just need to warm my feet up. >> All right. >> And I I didn't know what was going on with all that happened. >> I wasn't going to drive. I just need to warm my feet up. And I hate cuz I I know how you cops are. I know it's it's your policy. I know how it is. >> Take responsibility, baby. You know >> the cop. It doesn't get any easier. >> You know, it is what it is and this is your job. >> Hi, baby. >> Hi. >> Hi, baby. How baby girl? >> What's up? >> Um, she's >> Yeah, she's not a problem. >> She's she's not a problem. She's respective and stuff. Just a little emotional. >> Emotional. >> Um, she has an idea of someone. She has a phone in regret. >> She just wants to make a call of a ride. I think >> uh the police report indicates she submitted a breath test and the result was 205. >> So >> Whoa. >> Yeah. >> 205. >> Second offense. >> That was with her is death. I'm going to pick up >> whoever's picking up her friend. Something like that. >> Ain't going to get better, baby. Going to get worse. >> Oh, flat dirt posted in front. Julia. >> Yeah, >> there you go. Thank you, Fletcher. >> Go watch >> after we finish up in a minute. Yeah. Uh, she was charged with having physical control of a motor vehicle while under the influence and her case is still open. Her next court case was August 4th, 2025. And that's how it resolved. On that note, folks, we are a little over time, so we're going to get out of here. I want to thank the cast. I want to thank everyone. Unfortunately, we did not meet our goal. So, oh darn. >> I don't have to give compliments to anyone ever again. Yay. >> Yay. Yay. So, we will see you tomorrow. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey, hey, hey. Heat. [Music] [Applause] Heat. [Music] Good night everybody. It looks like Sale did not make the uh did not make the goal. We're stuck at eight eight out of 10. And where the hell are you, Phil? Oh, he