[music] >> One minute, everybody. One minute. And not quite. We'll give it a minute or two for everyone to file in here. 49 people in the house. Hello, everybody, and welcome. Uh yeah, it's another one of those days. I'd like to dedicate a moment to tomatoes. Oh, sure. >> For his dedication to brain-melting, brain-itching content that he is tireless in giving us, you know, shorts to watch so that we don't have to. Uh thank [laughter] you, the tomatoes. Thank you. >> on our Uh just to clarify, on our Discord server, he does snippets of every live stream of Julie Yes. >> and points out if he says anything that matters. So, And he requests Zoe's stat at emergency times in order to recover the brain melt. Yes. Yes. Thank you, tomatoes. Thank you, tomatoes. Obviously, um I guess we are the center of someone's attention again, but I'm confused >> Oh, Canada. Cuz cuz we were canceled, but okay. This is I'm giving myself cuz we are not we are not going to participate in this [ __ ] with him. I'm giving 1 minute left. [clears throat] >> One minute. One minute. One minute of my time to be spent on this issue. Uh Today, I guess he started his latest stream. I don't know. I don't watch him. His latest video, I got a heads-up with a two, three-minute discussion of us and something about not covering his big win in court. Uh we did. We did at the end of the show on uh April 1st, we went through it, and we basically read the decision or the decision. He got his hearing win. That's it. Uh I have not done any news articles this week since Wednesday cuz I do have company here. It's a big holiday, and I'll be catching up tonight or tomorrow to get the thing out. It's silly. You want someone to play with? Well, you can continue to play with yourself cuz we're done. Uh Yeah, that's all I have to say to you, Mr. Man from the North. Just keep it up. Do what you're doing, and thank you for the views. And that was 1 minute. So, uh if you guys have anything to say about it, there. It's It's Here Here's the official churches uh stance on it. >> [music] >> Uh Gia, I guess this means we're not canceled. So, I don't know. Uh yeah, he had that motion, that hearing win making you go into you have to you have to appear at the hearing. So, that's a big win, I guess, Randy. Uh Mr. Newman said in side chat, but I'm not allowed to talk about the Well, I can talk about the case. I'm just not talking about the person. Uh Mr. NCR, anything to add on this? I can give two [ __ ] about what's going on, honestly. Okay. Uh Gia, this means apparently, since he keeps bringing us up, I guess we're not canceled. So, what do you think? All that time I wasted on interviews. Thank you very much. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Yeah. Yes. Thank you. >> Yeah. Thank you for that beautiful new suit I bought. Thank you. >> Yeah. Uh in fact, uh you know what? >> by the way, it has a very nice plunging neckline. I'm sure you would have gotten the job, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh just just to add, today we've been very busy with posting uh documents. Uh there's a ton either on our server or over on Merb's server in our document dumps area and in his curated area. Uh Mr. Newman has been busy. I think he two of his the two Reed cases are were finally dismissed. Uh I guess they came to an agreement on those. And uh a ton of updates with a bunch of other stuff going on. The schedule for the paper it well, we're going to have a uh clearinghouse tomorrow, so I'm going to be able to work on some tonight and work on it throughout the day. We're still going to have the uh the main deadline's 8:00 Sunday morning for the podcast to go out. So, I may keep Pants busy all day tomorrow cuz we've got at least three stories, probably four, to get to. Uh So, we're going to get a bunch of stuff out tomorrow. I honestly don't care if they get views or not. And that's the just one thing to add. We The story itself that he didn't like, it had 200-something views. It bombed. It bombed. It It It didn't do very many views. It's added another 100, but if he had just shut his mouth, just shut his mouth, it would have not gone anywhere. It wouldn't have all these people talking about it. Yep. Serves you right. It bombed. Serves you right, bastard. >> it was a nothingburger that he's all like uh a gaga over. But again, that's Friday night in the 1 minute. Uh Pants can can hit me with a wet noodle uh sometime overnight. Yes, Pants, yeah. Sure, you can do that. Uh you'll have to fly in on Easter, though, cuz someone has to wear the Easter Bunny outfit. Uh yes, we'll have another we'll have people over on Sunday, too, so This is the most exciting we've had >> truck rally. Right after the monster truck rally at the fairgrounds. Yeah, this is the most exciting we've had since a while, and uh yeah, it's also a really tough time cuz it's 1-year anniversary of my dad's passing. Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, next Friday. >> Wow. Yeah, I'm taking next Friday off just in case. Rest in peace, Mr. Finch. Rest in peace. Yeah. So, uh if we get no production out of me next Friday, well, you can all well, anyone who complains can go off themselves cuz I'm not going to be very well next Friday. >> it. I know where you're coming from. I have a few days this year coming up that I'm going to have to take off myself. Right. So, Phil's already agreed to stand in, so you'll have Pope Phil show next Friday. I'm sure it'll be fine. Our other >> Don't abuse me. Don't abuse me. Our other big news is our marathon this month. Tomatoes is on the 15th. That's right. We're having a tax day marathon where you can torture me after you get tortured by the IRS. So, we'll be going from noon to 8:00. Hey, great and hey, everybody else. Uh noon to 8:00 and yeah, you can you can go Yeah. And then Phil takes 8:00 to 9:00 and all will be right in the world again. That's right, folks. All will be right in the world. Uh I ain't got no news today cuz I ain't been seeing nothing. I've got some of the the the Reed cases, which I'm sure nobody cares about, but they like I said, we're finally done. Uh and that's about it. We got cases that nobody else really cares about. Nothing new on Chili so far. He did say, "Thank you, Tomatoes." that he had some sort of arrangement or will have a video arrangement [clears throat] in the Ironton case at sometime in the future in order to get his warrant squashed. He's also attempting to get his warrant quashed in Oklahoma. He is demanding that one be quashed as well. >> Because of running for governor? Because he's running for >> Uh I guess or running from the cops or whatever he is. That's that. >> Oh, yeah. He's going to win. Oh, yeah. Uh Yep. Now, coming up right after NCR gives his news, we're going to go into the brackets. We have the semi-final or the quarterfinals of the most annoying uh related first amendment auditor related thing. Uh we've got this round ready to go. Uh yeah, that's my my voice. Uh that's my real voice. Now, this is my professional voice, but this is what I sound like most of the day and Pope Phil can tell you about that. Yes, I can. It's really [ __ ] annoying, Jim. It's really >> love talking about this. >> [laughter] >> You know, I keep telling you guys we need to take away those helium tanks out of his office, but no. I can't do it. I'm not trained and have We need to because helium's going up in price. We could sell that on the black market for a pretty penny. That's right. That's right. So, anyway, uh No, and no. We We will need some votes from side chat cuz we do have a couple of very close races including Pope Phil >> Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me. Vote for me. Uh the Grifties website Oh, great. See, Anthony, that happens every year. Uh they they clear it two or three times a year, so who needs? I mean, it happened I've followed it for 4 years now and every year that happens at least once. So, it it's just it's a gag. It's they take your money for your nominations and then they just clear it again. So, you have to pay again. So, it's a grift. I think that's part of the joke. Anyhoo, NCR, do you have any news for us today? I have three stories. First up, Liberty Troll went live today after a bit of technical difficulty on his first live stream. He went live for a second time where he announced the outcome of an interaction that happened I believe it was earlier this week or possibly late last week where he got into an incident with a construction worker outside of a dispensary. He announced on his live stream today that that particular employee has been let go from his place of employment. He said that they had told him it was because he was wearing a company shirt and acted in a manner that was unprofessional, bringing shame to the company, so they decided to let him go. He decided to take that as a bit of a victory. In other related news to that, Fappa has announced that on a community post if he would get 3,000 likes, he would doxx an individual he pepper sprayed as well. Achieving that, he went live and gave out the gentleman's name, showing his Facebook page, his LinkedIn, and what school district he works for. Apparently, the gentleman in question who he pepper sprayed, which sparked controversy in the anti-auditing world, decided to Well, I shouldn't say decided, but he he he confronted him. He did not raise his hands to him. He didn't touch him in any way, and Fappa pepper sprayed him. Well, of course. Now, Fappa could be facing charges for that and with the recent live stream, he could be facing charges in Pennsylvania of doxxing, harassing, and possibly stalking. Oh, good. And in last bit of news we have, the Tyrant Terminator decided to do it yet again. He went back to another rec center in in uh >> [clears throat] >> Excuse me, something's stuck in my throat. in Illinois to film around there to exercise his first amendment rights. Coming across an ice skating rink inside of the rec center, he began to speak to two gentlemen. He then entered a room with a woman setting up for a class who he decided to make uncomfortable. She decided to leave and get her supervisor, which he tried to play off as, "Well, she didn't tell me she was, you know, afraid or intimidated or uncomfortable." When she is up into a corner and very stunned and is looking at you and you're mumbling to yourself, I beg to differ. Right. He then also began to walk down the halls, finding two classrooms set up for children, and decided to try to film inside the windows on the doors. What a great guy. One person seeing that decided to stand in front of the window, and then a colleague decided to get some construction paper and tape up on the door window. At that point, he went to the supervisor and told them that he needs to tell them to take it down because it's a fire hazard. If he won't do it, he will then contact the fire department and have them be paid paying fines for not doing so. He then goes to a second classroom right next door trying to film again, and you can hear one of the women yell, "No, you're not doing that." Stands in front of the windows. They try to block the windows yet again, and then he goes and gets a They call one of their supervisors and ask them to call the police. The police do not show up. He leaves claiming a victory after filing a FOIA request and making the women feel uncomfortable with him trying to film children. Oh, wow. This is not the first time he has done something like this. There was the incident I believe it was in January where he tried he tried to film special need special needs adults at a rec center, which I covered, and well, people really didn't care for that from both sides. I mean, the most vulnerable people in our society are those who are special needs and children, and we must protect them. I would go to jail. I would go to jail protecting those children. Yep. I would punch that guy in the nuts for filming those children. That's what I'd do. That's just me. Now, I will say this, I I I do not care if you film outside of a building on a traditional public forum. I don't care if you're allowed to film inside there, but when you're trying to film children and special needs adults, I'm sorry, you're just You're just a bit of a creep and a scumbag in my opinion. That's just my personal opinion. You're a piece of [ __ ] You're a piece of [ __ ] That's the official stance of the church. You you are a piece of [ __ ] My opinion does not reflect the views of this channel. It's just me speaking my mind with my first amendment rights and how I feel. Uh you reflect the views of the channel. He's a scumbag [ __ ] Yes. Yep. I'm exercising my my first amendment rights to free speech and freedom of religion. The official stance of the church is you're a scumbag, douchebag, [ __ ] Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I would go to jail and Phil would bail me out. I would be in there with you. Yep. >> We We really don't have a lot of news going on this week. It's mostly been a lot of recaps of stuff that's been going on with ongoing cases other than the whole thing with Lana doing her interview about her attack, but we covered that this week already. >> Right. Well, folks, we're going to move on to the semi-finals of the most annoying auditing-related personality. And if you can see on the screen, we've got uh couple of blowouts uh and one that's really close. So, let's start with Turtle Boy versus Silence Boy. Turtle Boy Silence Boy, and let's start with Mr. NCR. I'm going to have to go Turtle Boy with the antic that he pulled during the re-trial and all of his past shenanigans, I I have to say Turtle Turtle Boy. How about you, Gia? Okay, let's go on to Phil. Come back to Gia. Turtle Boy. Turtle Boy. Uh you're you're here? Okay, Turtle Boy too. >> Turtle Boy. Yep. Uh Philip, Turtle or Silence? I got to go with Turtle. Got to go with Turtle. What a creep. What a creep. No self-awareness at all. Okay, folks, you know what to do. Side chat, please put Turtle or uh Turtle or Silence Boy in side chat. Uh we're going to knock these out and then again, we'll put the voting up uh probably tomorrow and it will go till Tuesday for the quarterfinals or for Yeah. Yeah, for the quarterfinals. So, we got one in for Turtle Boy, two for Turtle Boy. Uh Yeah, exciting stuff tonight, folks. Exciting stuff. You know what? Something I've always found funny. What? >> What? You know what a Cajun term is for uh turtle meat? No. Cooter. Cooter. Okay, then. I'll let you have fun with that, Phil. Okay. Uh so far three more votes for Turtle Boy. Uh yeah, I mean, we're going to call it in a second. It's 26 to 9 right now. I don't think Unless 30 people come in and start voting for Silence Boy. I mean, I don't think it's going to happen. Yeah, we're going to lock that one in. Silence Boy loses 26 to 9. Okay, next up we have Clash with Bow versus Denver Metro Audits. And for those who don't know who Bow is, >> Don't. Well, he's only 93% creepy tonight. That's it. >> Jim. That's 93% creepy. >> I I I swear I hate you sometime. Ah. >> [laughter] >> And and he loves us, so so you know that. Uh folks, He's a channel member of mine. Uh folks, get your votes in side chat. Uh Clash with Bow or DMA. Let's go around the panel. Let us start with uh with Gia. Clash with Bow or DMA. Oh, uh Adolescent Boy. Adolescent Boy. Uh So, that's DMA? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh Phil, I got to go with the cardigan. I got to go with the cardigan. Denver Metro cardigan. Yep. And >> Mama's boy. Mama's boy. NCR, I find them both quite annoying, but the most annoying in my opinion has got to be Bow. I'm sorry. The the stuff that you do with that graphic annoying and I hate it. I'd smash my own monitor, but then I got to buy a new one. Yeah, we've got uh looks like uh Bad Jim. Bad Jim. Uh DMA or Jim? Uh four for DMA, one for Bow so far. Uh Get them in. Get them in. Get them in. Hot hot hike. So, 1 + 4 is 23. Uh yeah, I'm saying uh too much. Going to get yelled at by Canada. Uh we're just going to go. It's It's 23 Uh yeah, he's not going to come back here. 23 to 12 final score. That sets up next round officially Turtle Boy versus Denver Metro Audits, folks, for the semi-finals. Uh now we have the case of Liberty Troll versus Long Island Audit. Uh get your votes in side chat. Let's go around starting with NCR. NCR, how do you think on this one? Well, I find them again both annoying. I can tolerate Zach when he's not amped up. I can tolerate him when he's just normally talking, but LIA, just something about him just I just I do not like him. I I don't think he's genuine and again with his past shenanigans, LIA. Okay, Phil. You know, only one of um uh strikes my violent tendencies gag reflex and that would be LIA. So, I'm going with LIA. And finally, Miss Gia. LIA or Liberty Troll? Marker Beard. Well, that's LIA. Marker Beard. >> Okay. Yep. LIA. Hold on, I just There we go. >> I can I can watch one of Zach's live streams and not like I can get mad and frustrated, but not to the point of wanting to break stuff. But when it's LIA, it's just I'm sorry. I feel like I need to go and start smashing something. Yep, you know, you just really want to just punch him in the face. You just You just really want to punch him in the face. Okay, well, we're going to call it LIA moves on to the semi-finals. Finally, in the closest match-up we have tonight, Mr. Pope Field II is taking on Jason Gutterman. The only three votes separate them. And wow. And all of them And all of them are the Jason Gutterman, a Jason Gutterman, and Jason Gutterman. That's right. Uh so, since we only have two votes on panel, please put in Jason Gutterman or Pope Field in side chat. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Hey, Karen. Well, uh so Gia, Jason Gutterman or Pope Field is most annoying? Phil is like the king of annoying. He is >> [laughter] >> He is His His relationship is like a rose. >> [laughter] >> His wife is the flower and he is the thorn. >> [laughter] >> That is beautiful. Isn't it? It's beautiful. It's like every thorn has a sad song. Every thorn has a rose. Yes. It's a song. It's a song. Yeah, by Kelly Rowland. Uh miss Mr. >> [laughter] >> Mr. NCR. Uh Pope or Jason Gutterman? Dearly beloved. >> [laughter] >> You're pushing it, Phil. You're pushing it. Like you annoy me with that. >> [laughter] >> I could be I could be a jerk to you, Phil. You could. >> a friend and I know how much you want to get a win. Yes. And I could be persuaded. I gave you an envelope full of free appetizers. That is true. So, I'll go Phil because he gave me free apps. Yep. And I bribed you with strippers. Uh Brad is voting as well. True. The the trouble is uh our side chat doesn't agree. Jason Gutterman takes this round. Pope Field has been eliminated. That sets up >> [laughter] >> That sets up Long Island versus Jason Gutterman in the semi-finals. Now, over on the other side, again, please vote. This one is very close. Leroy Truth versus J-Town Press. Uh Truth or Press? Just put it in side side chat. Uh let's go with NCR. Leroy Truth or the J-Town Press? I have to go Leroy Truth. His antics are alone are enough, but he's also cringe when he goes to the the city council meetings with his harmonica cord. Oh God. It's cringe. Miss Gia, what do you feel? Uh Leroy Truth or J-Town Press? >> know who either of these people are, but J-Town Press, the name just annoys me, so I'm going with that. Okay, and finally Mr. Pope Phil, Mr. Pope Phil, Mr. Pope Phil. I'm breaking the tie. I'm breaking the tie. And the truth is I'm breaking the tie. The truth is I'm breaking the tie. So, okay, so it is 15 to 14 J-Town Press. It wasn't a tie. Uh let's get it side chat. Let's see >> panel it was a tie. On the panel it was a tie. Okay. Side chat we've got a J-Town, we've got a Press, we've got a Truth, and we've got a Leroy. Uh get them in, folks. Get them in. We need a couple more votes. And then What makes What makes Leroy What makes Leroy the most annoying is the dude has a is a talented pianist. Yes. He could have a successful career. And instead he does this annoying [ __ ] I mean I mean think about it. You go to your city council meeting, you want to address an issue like potholes or you know a a levy that you don't want to get passed. And then you got to deal with him and his motley crew of morons that go around and make a mockery of it. And then he'll stand up at the podium with a harmonica or start playing the the national anthem or the Star-Spangled Banner and accuse people of things without doing any real research. Without living there. Yeah, without living there. That's See, the auditors that go to their own city council, fine. The ones you come to from out of other communities like Reagan going to Denver's city council meeting, [ __ ] you. You don't live there. What? No. No, that's where you're wrong. She lives in Denver. She lives in >> Englewood. Englewood then. Englewood. Yes. Englewood. Yeah, you can't speak unless you live there, right? No. >> No, you can't. No, you can. You can. Oh, okay. Okay. But there are some cities that are making it where if you live in the town you get priority calling to the podium and if there's any time left they'll give it to out-of-towners. Okay. Yeah. No. Uh let's see. Parsons out of show city can't hear anything. I just wanted to leave a like and name the great There you go. Well, I hope Mr. Parson that you have a wonderful show and that you uh come back not empty-handed. We may even send a bride for you in a little bit. Yeah, he's chopping trees down today. Like He's like He's like Johnny Appleseed today. He's like chopping trees down on the chat. Uh we're on to Josh Abrams versus Reagan Benson. Reagan Benson versus Josh Abrams. Uh who do you have? Gia, Reagan, or Josh? Oh. That thing. That creature that that uh >> to be more specific. Okay. Uh the uh The male or the female? the the chewing cow thing. The Yeah, that. Yeah. Yeah. Uh get them side chat, folks. Josh or Reagan. Uh Mr. Pope Phil, what do you got? I got to go with Josh. I got to go with Josh. [ __ ] [ __ ] that's yes. Uh Mr. NCR, Reagan or Josh Abrams? I'm going to go Abrams. I I I watched the uh prank call stuff he did before. It's just annoying. It's juvenile. Plus he has a dog named Gia. Yeah, that's annoying. We've got one vote for Reagan Benson in side chat. This one's not going to be close, but give it another minute or so. Uh vote for Abrams, a vote for Josh. There we go. And a vote for Parson being wet. So >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Uh this one's going to end up going to Mr. There's another Josh. There we go. Uh yeah, we're going to give this one to Reagan Benson. Submit scores. That puts Oh, this is a good one. J-Town Press versus Reagan Benson in the semi-finals. So we have representation there. That's right. Representation. A progressive show. Yes, very progressive. Uh Now we're on to the worst I mean the the best category on the board. We've got Mr. DeCastro versus Mr. Canada. So either Canada or Chile. Put your vote in the side chat. Let's go on to Mr. NCR for the first vote. Uh who do you got? Uh Canada or Chile? You know, I'm I'm not picking sides on this, but I'm going with Chile because the fact that he ran amok in my home state and claims to be Latino, but does not really respect the culture. I got to go with it. It's annoying me. Uh Gia, what do you feel? Chile or Canada? >> D zero. And finally Mr. Pope Phil, Mr. Pope Phil, Mr. Pope Phil. What do you got? Oh, Canada. I am very petty. Uh let's see. You got one for Chile, one for Canada, one for Chile. Three We got four for or five Yeah, four for Chile, one for Canada. This one's not >> Oh, by the way. By the way. Um DTF St. Louis, the new series with Jason Bateman, is hysterical and worth a watch. It's fabulous. It's a great cast. It's fabulous. Yeah, just No. Yep. Uh our final category, and this one's another close one, folks. Fappa versus Irish Demon. Fappa versus Irish Demon. Who do you got? Gia, Fappa or Irish Demon is most annoying? Who the hell is Irish Demon? Okay then. Uh Mr. Pope Phil, Mr. Pope Phil, and Mr. Pope Phil the second. Uh who do you got? Fappa or Irish Demon? Demon. And finally Mr. NCR News Network making new Fappa. Uh stick them in side chat, folks. This one's still really close. Uh thank you, Parson. Can we marry and dearly beloved >> No. God, no. No. Jim, no. No. No, he asked a question. There's a difference. Uh We're not doing that. No. I I will I will destroy the office. I will I will need legal representation. There will be There will be There will be fire and brimstone. Uh we've got one for Fappa. So we are close. We are within striking distance here. Irish Demon or Fappa. Get them side chat. Get them side chat. Get them side chat. And we'll marry him off to somebody else later when he's trying to sleep. So there you go. >> Yes. Yeah. You're horrible, horrible, Jim. You know that? Well, we take the five bucks. We got I'm not giving the five bucks back. I'm not giving Uh here's one for Demon. Here's one for Fappa. Uh Parson says no fixing stupid [ __ ] Our great granny says Sorry, great granny. Uh so one here, one two there. Uh we're getting close. We're getting close and we are getting close. Then >> Carry the three, add two. We are calling it. So Irish Demon has moved on to face Chile DeCastro in the >> [laughter] >> semi-finals. Wait a minute. Are we getting a rematch? Are we getting a rematch outside the courtroom here? Perfect. Perfect. Yes. Yes. Because Okay, now let let's go. Uh in this bracket we can have a final or yeah, uh semi-finals. We have J-Town versus Reagan, Chile versus Irish Demon, but any of those four going on to the final or or semi uh to the semi-finals. Uh that's going to be a big deal. On the other side we have Turtle Boy versus DMA, and Long Island Audit versus Jason Gunnerman. Those are all heavyweights. You know what? I I don't really do this, but I'm actually going to call my prediction for the entire brackets. Oh. And I am saying that LIA will be the stone-cold lock of the century for the entire bracket. He will take number one. Now Now, Jim, I don't know if you noticed this earlier today. Yes. >> But on Cal Shi there was a $20 bet on LIA to win this tournament. I wonder who that was. I wonder who that was. Now, remember, if you win anything on this tournament, 25% goes to the church and another 10% goes to me personally. And remember, if you want to rig the vote you can super chat us at any time. Just say rig the vote. Rig the vote. Yes, rig the vote. You can rig the vote at any time. We're all going to hell. We're all going to hell. Hey, we just want you to feel like you're back home in Chicago. Yeah. Rig the vote. >> Yes. Rig the vote. Yep. And what is this? Athens, Georgia, 1940s? Maybe. Well this is Santa Fe County, New Mexico, for drunk college basketball player flees from accident and is found passed out in her car. Ooh. Yes, sir. You okay? Yeah, I'm all right. I'm just shook up. You're shook up? Yeah. So, what's what's happening? Yeah. Well, I might have cut him off getting on St. Francis, but I don't think so. Okay. Good driver. So, he came out from St. Francis going northbound? Yeah, he pulled around by the time I got to the bottom. He was right on me. Okay. So, I just drove and he just started smashing into my truck. A few moments later. >> [clears throat] >> Hey, Jared. 21, I believe I'll be out with the white Kia at the two. Carson, it's a girl, believe it or not. It's a girl who has road rage issues. At least that's what the title says. The title says and is found passed out in her car. So, yes, NCR is eligible to marry her. 89. What's going on? Huh? Okay, turn off your vehicle for me. Give me the keys. Okay, what's going on? Just chilling? What happened between you and another vehicle? Okay, what happened to the front of your car? What? You hope nothing? Yes. Okay, well, how did you end up on the side of the road here? Just Just lucky, I guess. Have you been drinking at all today? Yes, sir. Okay, cuz your speech is very slurred and your eyes are bloodshot and watery. So, what's going on? I think Okay, go ahead and step out of the vehicle for me. Okay, you're going to walk up to my patrol car up there, okay? Okay. Just go stand right in front of my car. Right by the bumper. Right there. All right, Jim. So, what I want you to do is come stand over here for me. All right, so I'm going to be 100% honest with you. Your eyes are bloodshot and watery. Okay, your speech is slurred. You were passed out in the vehicle. You never saw me walk up. You didn't even react until I opened the door. So, what's going on? You haven't been taking any drugs? No, sir. Haven't been drinking? No, sir. Okay, you're lying to me. Something's going on. So So, I'm going to be 100% honest with you, okay? I don't feel like you are in any way, shape, or form safe to be operating a motor vehicle. Okay? So, what I want to do is conduct some standardized field sobriety tests to make sure you're okay to drive. Are you willing to perform those tests? Yes, sir. Okay, so what I'm going to have you do, take your ball cap off and put it on the hood of my car. Now, where's the victim? Where is the victim? It's right back there, partner. The car? Yeah, it's the car. You tuck the bill down under here so it doesn't blow away. It's a car accident. Actually, let's go down Let's move down here where it's level. All right, what I want you to do stand with your feet together touching just like mine are. Arms down by your side. Stay in this position. Don't move out of it until I tell you to move. Do you understand that? You understand that? Do you Have you ever had a traumatic brain injury or anything like that? I've had many concussions. Okay, when was the last one? Uh depending on something or Okay, are you a senior now? I'm a senior redshirt junior. Redshirt junior? Yes, sir. Got you. So, about like 10 and 1/2 years ago. Okay. Yes, sir. Where did the doctor ever say you had a traumatic brain injury or just a concussion? They never cleared me. They're supposed to clear me this year because I had hip surgery because I tore my labrum in my right hip. And so, I came here to play basketball and so I tore my my right labrum and I did my recovery for my my right hip. Okay. All right, do you wear glasses? I wear contacts and glasses. Do you have contacts in right now? Yes, sir. What kind of contacts are they? Are they glass or just the regular soft ones? Regular soft. Okay. All right. So, what I want you to do, okay, I want you to look at the tip of my finger. Can you see it here? Yes, sir. All right, what I want you to do is follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Do you not move your head. Do you understand that? Yes, sir. Perfect. Follow my finger with your eyes and your eyes only, dear. Try to keep both eyes open for me, okay? Oh my god. Sun in your eyes? Breaking news, Pants likes nuts. Breaking news. Pants likes nuts. Pants likes nuts. Breaking news. >> Where's Pants? He's in the side chat. Liking nuts. Yeah, he's buying nuts now. He's buying nuts. Yep. He is buying nuts. Ooh, how much can I sell my nuts for? Yep, he is buying nuts. Yep. Pants, you didn't find me sandwiches. What am I going to eat for Easter? Pants. Nuts, Jim. You're going to eat nuts. I'm allergic to most nuts. >> These nuts. These nuts. I'm allergic. True, true, true. I'm allergic to nuts. I'm allergic. Did you walk to some, okay? All right. For this next test, okay? You're okay. Be right back. >> For this next test, what I want you to do, okay? I want you to imagine a straight line from your left foot, okay? Straight line going straight back to my partner's car over there. Okay, don't start anything yet. Okay, just stand right Put your feet together. Put your feet together, okay? You know which foot is your left foot? Okay. Imagine a straight line from your left foot going straight back towards to my partner's car there, okay? I want you to imagine that line is approximately the width of your foot, okay? I want you to put your left foot on that line. Okay? Hold on. Don't start anything. Back up. Okay. All I want you to do is place your left foot on that imaginary line. Now, what I want you to do is place your right foot to your left foot heel to toe just like mine are. You see how my feet are? Go ahead and do that for me. Okay. Keep your arms down by your side, okay? And remain in that position until I tell you to do otherwise. Do you understand that? Okay. What I'm going to have you do is take a series of nine steps. While you're doing this, I want you to look down at your toes. I want you to count each step out loud. I want you to leave your arms down touching at your side. Okay? So, I'm going to demonstrate what it's going to look like, okay? It's going to look just like this. One, two, three. Okay, for demonstration purposes, I'm only doing three steps. You're going to continue all the way to nine. Okay? Once you get to that ninth step, whichever foot is out front, you're going to leave it planted, okay? With your back foot, you're going to take a series of small steps turning around. Small choppy steps. It's going to look just like this, okay? Okay? And then once you complete that turn, you're going to go nine steps back in the exact same fashion you did forward again looking just like this. One, two, three. For demonstration purposes, I only did three. You're going to continue all the way to nine. Do you understand that? Okay. One last thing. Once you start the test, don't stop walking until you've completed it, okay? Go ahead and get back in that starting position for me. Okay, I gave I gave you a lot of instructions. Do you have any questions about any of it? Okay. When you're ready, go ahead and begin for me. Second aggravated DWI. You think they all failed? Okay. So, for this next test, what I want you to do again is just keep standing like you're standing with your feet together, arms down by your side. Stay in that position until I tell you to do otherwise, okay? Okay. What I want you to do is you're going to pick one foot. It doesn't matter if it's your left foot or your right foot, whichever one you feel more comfortable with. Okay? For me, I'm going to pick up my right foot. Okay, you're going to pick that foot up approximately 6 in off the ground. For reference, it's about the height of a Coke can, okay? You're going to leave both legs straight. You're going to leave your toe pointed out just like mine is. You're going to leave your arms down touching at your side. You're going to look down at your toe and you're going to count in consecutive 1,000 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, and so on until I tell you to stop, okay? Do you have any questions about any of that? You do have a question? What's your question? Okay. Well, it it's Do you want to try the test or not? It's just balance. All it's going to do is affect But if you refuse, you'll lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privilege. I can't take the road noise, so Yeah. That was the little So, what you're going to do when I tell you to is you're going to give a nice long steady breath like you're blowing up a balloon, okay? It doesn't have to be super hard. Just a long steady breath until I tell you to stop, okay? That's what I told you all the time. Nice steady breath. Keep on blowing there. You're going to hear a tone. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Stop. Okay. It's going to go through some more self tests and then you'll do that one more time just like you did that first time, okay? Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Stop. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Okay. Go ahead and have a seat back over Uh both results were 0.21. Yep. That's going to look great on her scholarship or whatever she's planning on. Oh, I think don't think she's going to have a scholarship after this. Yep. Yep. Uh she was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence of liquor, leaving the scene of an accident involving damage to a vehicle, no proof of insurance, Yep. careless driving. Her court case is April 7th, 2026. Next week. Wow. Next week. Uh let us go to Let's go to the Yep. Tiger special. He's in Switzerland now getting his getting his super cool private Only they only take one client at a time, this rehab place. One client. >> Yep. One client. That's how exclusive they are. And he got in like that. Yep. Yep. And we are staying in New Mexico, Toas Espanola, New Mexico. Drunk mother arrested while her 2-month-old baby is at home. Sounds start in 30 seconds. Uh she's driving on the wrong side of the road. Nice. Yep. I hate when that happens. Oh, she just went through She's trying to flee. There you go. She needs snacks. Yeah, she needs snacks. Hey, how's it going? Hi. Hey, I'm Deputy Olivas. I'm with Santa Fe County. The reason why I'm stopping you is you're driving wrong way right there. >> I know. I got confused. >> What happened? You said you just got confused? Okay, do you have your driver's license on you? And then uh registration for the car. That you'll have to give me in a minute. Yeah, if you don't mind looking for it. I don't think I have it, to be honest. You don't have it? >> It got suspended. Okay. Why did it get >> [laughter] >> Okay. And have you been drinking some alcohol today? Nothing at all? No. I see your eyes are red. Are you sure you haven't been drinking anything? >> No. Any narcotics, anything like that? You understand my concern, right? Yeah. Driving wrong way like that? >> I did. I'm sorry. Okay. Um Give me 1 second to get some stuff checked out and we'll kind of go from there, okay? Is it just you in the car? Yes. Hey, Raquel. Yeah. Hey, so double-checking your registration, it is suspended, okay? Um The concern, of course, is you driving wrong way. I'd like to make sure you're okay to drive, okay? Uh would you do some field sobriety tests for me to make sure? The reason why I ask, just your eyes are red and you're I it's kind of slurring your words. I don't know how you speak regularly. I just want to make sure. Uh that's fine. Cool. Well, what if I tell you no? If you tell me no, I have to make a decision based on everything that I've seen, everything now, which could mean you getting arrested just right away. I'd like for you to prove me >> No, for potentially being under the influence. Okay. I'd like for you to prove to me that you're not under the influence and I'll get you out of here probably without a ticket. It's just a little bit concerning to me. You know what I mean? Which it'll take less than 10 minutes. Uh it said her registration was suspended, too. >> Oh, not her license? It probably is suspended, but we'll figure it out in a minute. >> Yeah, okay. Okay. It'll be pretty quick if you don't mind. Yeah, that's fine. Of course. Thank you. If you want to jump out. You have any weapons on you or anything, Raquel? Nothing. Cool. I came to get a pack of cigarettes. Where from? From right across the street. Okay, from Okay, cool. Let's go to my car real quick. I'm going to turn off my lights. I'm going to We're going to do some tests real quick just to make sure you're okay to drive and then we'll go from there, okay? This is my partner uh Malloy. Just hang out with him while I turn my car off. Hi. How are you? Nice to meet you. Do you have any weapons on you? >> No. Okay. Geez, if I knew I was going to come get cigarettes and it was going to turn out to this. No. Okay. Where do you Where do you live? Just right across the street. Okay. You want to come this way real quick, Raquel? Do you have any other shoes in the car or anything like that? You know why I'm still married? Cuz when I went out to try to get cigarettes, I got busted by the cops. So Yep. I couldn't get away. I couldn't get away. Yep. Yep. Yep. N C R apparently went for cigarettes without us tonight. I'm still here, god damn it. >> [laughter] >> Damn it. I mean, hi. How are you? We're glad you're here, N C R. We're glad you're here. This lady has a 2-month-old. And yeah, you were grass really. No, thank you. And she was going to leave you for cigarettes. Yes. Yes. Her Her boobs >> fair cuz I was leaving Her boobs are very, very very, very >> [snorts] >> motherly. Her Her Her boobs are almost as big as her hair tonight. Yes. >> [snorts] >> Parsons can have Just come over here to the front of my car and then turn around face me. I'm going to ask you a couple couple questions. I know it's a little bit chilly. So try to get through this quick, okay? Um have you ever suffered a traumatic brain injury? No. Do you have anything to impede you from walking, turning, or balancing? Yes. My knees a little bit, but right now, no. No, nothing. Okay, cool. You're a relatively healthy person. Would you say that? Can you run, sprint if you need to? I just had a baby, but yeah. >> Okay. Okay, if you need to, got you. Cool. Um so what I'm going to do, I'm going to have you put your heels and your toes together for me just like that. And you said you don't have any other shoes in the car? I don't. Okay. Uh touch your toes if you can or touch the the front of your toes. >> This is as far as I'm going. Really? You can't touch them? Oh, that's perfect right there. Stay right there. Is that cool? Yeah. Okay, hands down to your side. Cool. You see this part part of my finger right here? I want you to follow that with your eyes and your eyes only. I don't want you to move your head. Does that make sense to you? Cool. You see it right here? No. Come up just a little bit higher. Right there, perfect. Look at my finger, not my head. Right there, perfect. Go ahead and follow it for me, okay? All right. Right here. You're really pushing it out longer now. Yeah, on purpose. Same thing, okay? I'm going to go up this time. So I don't know if you got to move your bangs out of the way or or or something. My hand got it. I know it takes a little bit of time. I appreciate you doing it for me, okay? Put your feet together if you can. Same thing, okay? Okay. Wow. Cool. Um I'd like to go somewhere a little flat cuz this is kind of downhill. Um let me look real quick. How about parking this air air compressor right here? Oh, perfect. >> Yeah. Do you want to walk up this way, ma'am? Yeah, just walk up here for me real quick, Raquel. I just want to give you every chance possible and this is a little this is on a pretty steep decline. We're going to do a little bit of walking and stuff like that and I want you to have a fair shot at it. You know what I mean? Okay. Does this look all right to you? Does this look flat? Yes, this is fine. Perfect. What I want you to do, I want you to stand right where my light is over here, okay? All right, turn around face me. Put your heels and your toes together. What I want you to do, Raquel, I'm going to explain something to you and then I'm going to I'm going to have you I'm going to demonstrate it for you, okay? So I want you to put your right foot in front of your left foot touching heel to toe. Hands down to your side. >> I can't. My knees. What's wrong with your Um my knees hurt. What's wrong with them? They I can't bend down and get back up. Okay. Could you Could you try it to the best of your Do you have like some Did Did you hurt your knees or can you explain it? No, I can't bend down and get back up on my knees. So that's like putting pressure on my knees. Why Why Did Like did Was there an accident or something that you did? Mine I fell on my knees a lot a lot of times when I was playing basketball. Okay. Is that whenever you were younger? Yes. Okay. All right, do you Can we Do you want to try it for me? >> We can try it. Okay, I'd like to try it just to make sure you're okay. Um so like I said, put your Put your left foot on that line. Your right foot in front of it touching heel to the toe. Just like that. Perfect. Hands down to your side. Stay right there, okay? I'm going to explain something to you, okay, Raquel? What I'm going to have you do I'm going to have you take nine heel to toe steps on this white line. Make sense? All right. What It's hurting my knees now. Okay. And have you ever been to the doctor for for this? I have a while back. And what did they say? I have I need to get knee implants here later on, but I never wanted to. Okay. Okay, do you want to >> Are you going to take me to jail? If you are for nothing, then go ahead. Uh I don't It's not for nothing, Raquel. I'm trying to do my job and make sure you're okay. You were driving wrong way. I did and I understand what I did. >> Right, that's why that's why I contacted Yeah. And whenever I made contact with you, your eyes are red, you're slurring your words, and once I got you out of the car, I could smell alcohol coming off of your breath. Mm-mm. So I [clears throat] I don't think you're telling me the truth whenever you're telling me you didn't drink. Um Do you want to Do you want to do more tests for me? I don't want to cuz of my knees and you're going to take me to jail either way. That's not true. Do you want to do some alternative tests? If we can. There are alternative tests. I You told me you could do these, so that's why we were we were doing these. Well, I did until I stepped the pressure on my knees and I realized I couldn't. Okay. Um do you want to do alternatives or do you want me just to make a decision based on what I've got so far? What What alternatives do you There are some alternative testing for people that are for example older than the than the minimum age or overweight. >> [laughter] >> I'll do the alternative. Okay. So what I'm going to have you do, I'm going to have you get in the same position, heels and toes together, okay? Heels and toes together. No, no, no. Heels and toes together. Okay. Just like that, okay? So I'm going to do the same thing. I'm going to explain it to you and then I'm going to show you a little bit of how to do it, okay? So I want you to pick a hand. It doesn't matter which hand, right or left. Put it out in front of you just like that, okay? What I want you to do, I want you to touch the tip of your thumb starting with your pinky and I want you to count just like this. 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1. Okay. >> That is one pass. Okay? I want you to do three passes. Wait until I tell you until I tell you to do so. I want to make sure you understand. Yeah, man. Do you understand all of that? Okay, I want you collar every night that makes me fall asleep. Just like you have a weiner climbing up your hoodie, I wear a dog collar. A 30-lb dog collar on my neck. Yes. Immediate sleep. Yep. Yep. Speaking of asleep, is Pope Phil asleep? No. No. Are we sure he's asleep? No, he's awake. I'm awake. He's awake. >> Are we sure? Yeah. Cuz I have I haven't been over there. If I'd been over there, he'd be asleep. Yes, I would be I would be sweaty and asleep. Yes, he would. Yep. So if we did a dearly beloved for N C R for this woman? Uh-huh. Sure. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today on a very quiet and special occasion. As secretly marry off N C R to this secret woman. Immediate family. Immediate. Secret woman, do you take our secret N C R to be your lawfully wedded secret YouTube husband to honor, cherish, and to secretly not tell anyone about him? Yes. Yes. And N C R, do you take this secret woman to be your secret wife to honor, cherish, and to hide her as a secret like only you can? I hate you guys, but I love secrets, so I do. I do. I do. I do. >> [laughter] >> By the power vested in me by secret [clears throat] antidepressant, I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. You may quietly sneak off in secret. Yay. Congratulations. Wait, let me I can explain it to you. I want you to do forward and back. That's one time. I want you to do that three total times. Okay. >> Does that make sense to you? Okay, go ahead and put your hand out in front of you and go ahead and do it. 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 4 4 2 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 4 Three times, right? Yes. Okay. Um before we go any further, I'm going to ask you, what's your highest level of education? Uh seventh grade. >> Seventh grade. Okay, do you know your alphabet? Yeah. Do you know your numbers 1 >> Not backwards. >> going to do it backwards, I promise. I promise we're not going to do it backwards. Uh do you know your numbers 0 to 100? I do. >> Can you count forward and backwards 0 to 100? >> I could do forward, but don't do backwards. >> Not not the alphabet. Okay. So you you know your alphabet, you're comfortable with your alphabet. Um what I want you to do Okay, I want you to start with the letter C and I want you to end at the letter Q. I don't want you to sing the alphabet, okay? I just want you to say it to me. Starting at C, ending at Q. Can you do that for me? Yeah. Go ahead. C D E F G H I J K L M N N O P Q Okay. We're going to do one more, okay? We're going to do the numbers, okay? What I want you to do, Raquel, I want you to count backwards from the number 47 to the number 32. Backwards? >> Backwards. I just told you no. But okay. 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 39 30 You forgot 40. 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 Okay. I'm going to be honest with you, Raquel. I think you're lying to me. I think you've had a little some alcohol to drink. And I do think you're above the legal limit in our state to be driving, okay? So what I'm going to do, I'm going to place you under arrest for driving under the influence, okay? So just turn around for me. Just turn around for me, please. My my baby my baby Can I call my boyfriend? Absolutely, we can call your boyfriend. This is too much. Unfortunately, Raquel, I think you've been drinking and you're I mean I know you've been drinking and You can drop out. Yeah. Yeah, you can drop out. But you're not an adult to drop out. Mhm. Uh my sister dropped out in uh 11th grade. Yeah, but this is seventh. And she got her GED, though. So Yeah, this is insane. This is insane. I'm sorry. No. What you get You got 10 years. I'm going to I'm going to cinch them down, but I'm not I'm going to try to make sure they're not too tight, okay? And your baby at home with your your baby daddy? >> I need to go get my daughter like Well, where's your daughter at? Oh my god. If that's how you left her all alone No. Well, who is she with? 20 bucks a week. Who is she with? We can check on her. Let's keep walking, Raquel. Can you get my phone? She can get it for you, absolutely. Go to the other side of my car, to the left. And where am I going to jail? Santa Fe. Okay. Can I talk to my mom and >> I I'll let you talk to whoever you want to talk >> This is too much. We have to conduct a little bit of business first. Please stop. Just stop >> I'm doing my job. I'm going to get you in the car first. We're going to do a little bit of business. I'm going to let you make some phone calls and stuff like that just cuz you said you do have a newborn, okay? I can't She can't be without me. Please. How old is your newborn? How old is she, please? >> Two months. Two months old? And who is she with? He can't take care of her like I do. Please. >> you mean he can't take care of her like you do? Cuz I'm the mom. >> I understand that. I have a newborn as well. But I can take care of my newborn just like my wife can. He doesn't do it like that. Like I'm her mommy. >> Okay, are you concerned for your baby? I never sneak away. First time I sneak away and this happens. I'm always there for my baby. >> that. I get that. Like I said, I have a newborn myself. I do. And how much is it The baby's mom always there? Always, yeah. But also she's not doing she's not doing stuff like that. And the first time I did I understand. I understand. I don't think you're a bad person or a bad mom. I think you made a bad decision. >> to go without her now. Yeah, unfortunately, that's kind of how that works. I've got to read something to you, okay, Raquel. It's really really No, I don't understand. Nope. It's really really important, okay? No. I'm going to read it to you. I don't understand. I'm going to read it to you anyway. I don't get it. I'm going to read it to you anyway. Cuz I need you to pay attention, okay? >> You're going to do this to me and my baby? I'm not doing it to your baby. You you did this to yourself, you know what I mean? I'm trying to be reasonable with you. I really am. I'm trying to be nice and I'm trying to be respectful cuz I get it. Like I said, I've got a newborn as well. So take a couple deep breaths. I got to read this, okay? Listen to me. I'm about to tell you something important. You are under arrest for driving under the influence. The New Mexico implied consent act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse, or laboratory technician, or technologist who's employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this test will be paid by the law enforcement agency. Do you agree to take our breath test, Raquel? >> wrong. Raquel, come on. You're wrong. Okay. >> I passed all the tests. Raquel I passed No. I cannot force you to take our test. But if you refuse I I N V D, okay. You will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privilege for 1 year. Okay. If you are convicted in court of driving under the influence you may also receive a greater sentence because you refused to be tested. >> Okay. Do you understand that? Done it plenty of times. No big deal. Okay. Are you still refusing to provide a breath test? You're not going to provide a breath test? Okay. Um and you understand the consequences for that. Okay. >> N V D 1 year. Okay. >> Yeah. Do you have any questions for me? No. Okay. Well, do we need to call somebody for your baby? >> Yeah. Okay. >> My my my kid's dad. Okay, we'll call him. Your and your phone is in the car. What kind of phone is it? What kind of phone is it? Can you let me go for a minute? >> no. Just so I can make a phone call and smoke a cigarette, no? I'll let you smoke a cigarette, absolutely. >> I don't even That's what I came for. Okay. Well, I don't have cigarettes. My partner may have cigarettes. I I can't. I'm not going to let you out of cuffs. No. >> Please don't try to slip my cuffs, either. Do you have her phone? Why would I do that? >> saying cuz it happens, Raquel. >> No, I wouldn't do that. Your Boots are already on the phone. 82 implied red and refused. Babe. Babe. I think he's on the car speaker. Can I put it on speaker? Yeah. Babe. Red and refused. I'm going to jail. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm right here at the Indian gas station. Dude, are you serious? >> Yeah, they I don't know, Dominic. You're on speaker. The cops are here. I don't know, babe. So you going to order get cigarettes, too? I did. Do you want me to explain to him what happened? Yeah, I passed all my tests. I don't think so. His name is Dominic? Yeah. Hey Dominic, so um Raquel was driving in the wrong lane of the entire road going head-on into traffic. So I stopped her. Oh my god. >> And I smell alcohol You're making it sound like it was that bad. I accidentally went on the wrong lane. >> Well, you got it. You're making it okay. You got into the wrong lane and then you turned into the wrong turn lane. Okay, like I did my first time. Okay, babe. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You better take care of Aliyah, babe. Hey Dominic. Are you okay with the baby? Of course I am. Okay, just wanted to make sure the baby's safe. And everything's good with her. Um I'll let Raquel call you again before we go into the jail. I'm just going to take a little bit of time, but we'll try to update you as much as we can throughout this process, okay? Babe. And take care of my baby, please. You got to just stay strong. Babe, you take care of my baby, please, babe. I'm going to tell you to take care of my baby. Okay. And you're and you're comfortable leaving him with leaving the baby? Okay. I just WANTED TO YEAH, THAT'S HER DAD. And he said he's comfortable taking care of the baby. Why you keep saying please take care of my daughter? BECAUSE I'M NOT THERE no more. Well, I told you not to go. Can you Dominic? CAN YOU SIT BACK? I'LL LET YOU GET TALKING TO HIM AFTER you sit back. I'm going to put your seatbelt on, okay? Baby, you know how I baby her, please. One second. I'm going to put the phone on top and then I'm going to I'm putting on her seatbelt real quick, Dominic. Baby, the way I baby her, please baby her. Baby baby Baby in the car. They got her keys. >> Baby But baby her. Baby poop fills a baby baby baby. He's wearing a diaper tonight, too. Baby baby baby. Baby. I think he fell asleep. What do you think? I don't know. Maybe. I mean hopefully the diaper's is still on. Baby. You baby, please. That's all I ask. That's all I ask, babe. You baby my baby. Baby the baby. Dominic, do you have any questions for me or for Raquel before I we hang up for now? I'll let her call you again before we get in, but No. Just have her give me a call when she gets there. Okay, she will. >> Babe. What? Babe. What? I'll let you call him again, okay? I'm not even proud of you. Stay strong. Love you. Bye. Babe, you better take care of Aaliyah. Yeah. Hey, and I'm just want to make sure you're it's your baby, so you're comfortable taking care of her and all that good stuff, right? Yeah, definitely. Okay. She was I I wanted to make sure cuz she was making me sound like uh nobody else could take care of the baby. So, as long as you're comfortable doing that and everything's good with it, then I'll let her give you a call here in a bit, okay? We got to drive all the way down to Santa Fe and get all of it taken care of first, so. No, I'm not. Okay, we'll be in touch. Okay. You're really going to take me away from my little girl like that? >> Yes. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, unfortunately Raquel, I am. Yes. Oh. I'm sorry. Baby that baby, baby. I can't believe you having a newborn. You're going to take me away from my baby like that. >> Raquel, I don't have a choice. >> No. No. You don't do that. >> [gasps] >> I finally got a break. I finally got a break. I never have help. I finally got a break. And I was like, I need a cigarette. I had a couple drinks tonight. My mom watched my daughter for me for a little while. I finally got a break. And this is what it turns out to? Raquel, I didn't make you drive. >> No, you did it. >> I didn't. >> You did it. And they can't even wipe my face. You did it. >> [gasps] >> But for you to take me away from my little girl like that and I'm hurting hurting to the fullest. That's I'm hurting too. I didn't put you in this situation. All right. All right. If you didn't give me a re Phil's hurting too in his head. His head hurts him. His head. He hears the voices. What? Who? Who hears the voices? NCR fan. >> the voices. >> Congratulations. Yes, NCR. She's going to make you a fine woman. Yes. She's going to >> You're married to her. Yes, you are. Yep, you already Parson paid for it. One and done. >> We're done. Yep. >> Parson paid for it. >> lovely, quiet ceremony surrounded by friends and family. Yes, and then Pope Phil fell asleep cuz we can hear him snoring. So. And then those are marriage. Yay. No, it doesn't cuz Pope Pope before he fell asleep gave the papal blessing. Yes. Yes, it was beautiful. It was touching. I cried. Yep. It was and you said a speech. You gave a beautiful speech, too. Yep. And NCR and Pants was your best man. Yep. And the bridesmaid. Yes. You have a a daughter. Yep. >> [groaning] >> You do. You do. All these things happened. Yep. Yep. I mean, anything can happen on this show. Anything. Reason to I wouldn't know. >> Okay, you're going to get it back. Don't say that. >> Karma's horrible. That's awful. >> With your baby. Karma's horrible. It's horrible. That's awful to say to somebody. Yeah, it is. >> That's just doing You're taking me away from my little girl. You put [clears throat] YOURSELF IN THAT SITUATION. >> [crying] >> IT'S HORRIBLE. I'VE BEEN respectful to you and I'm going to keep being respectful to you regardless of what you say. Yeah. And karma's horrible. I'm telling you. >> You you having a newborn? How dare you wish that on somebody else? No, karma's horrible. You're taking me away from my baby that only knows me. Only that little girl only knows me. I made one little mistake. One little mistake and I never GET AWAY. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR BABY mama feels. YOU DON'T KNOW. THAT WOMAN'S AT HOME TAKING care of your kid all the time and you come out on on the forest and you and you let everything go. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOMAN goes through every day like I do. I appreciate WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. >> A MINUTE AWAY. I GOT A MINUTE AWAY and this is what my minute away was? Yep. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Now I'm getting ripped away from my LITTLE GIRL THAT I NO. >> [gasps] >> Karma's horrible. That's awful to say, Raquel. It is. >> It is. It is. They can throw their neck back, anything, and that's it. Karma's horrible. And you're taking me away from my baby. The only thing that little girl knows. That little girl knows her daddy in and out, whatever. But her mama and I messed up one time and you do that to me? Raquel, I didn't put you in that situation. You decided to drive. >> you'll see. You decided to go get cigarettes. I don't even need a cigarette no more. Exactly. So, you shouldn't have been driving in the first place. I don't even need it no more. You'll see. It'll come back around 360. What do you want to listen to? Do you want to listen to anything or not? >> Nothing. No. >> Okay. What do you mean? You just tore my whole life apart. >> [gasps] >> You just tore my baby away. How would you feel if you lost your kid? You didn't lose your kid. No, I didn't lose my kid. I just talked to the kid's father. Okay, it's Saturday. Won't be out till Monday. I don't even know how to live without Aaliyah till Monday. >> [crying and laughter] >> You'll find out. I don't even know how I'm going to sleep WITHOUT THAT LITTLE GIRL. YEAH. I don't even know what she's going to eat cuz I breastfeed. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Uh no I we are not so not going to do it, but what's the BAC of her breast milk? Oh, good lord. >> Oh my god. Yep. Oh, good lord. Bad chance. Bad. Yep. Bad chance. Bad chance. Put the cone of shame on him. Yep. That's point point one nine. Point one nine. Point one nine. Point one nine. Oh my god. I threw my cigarettes away the day I found out >> So, now how's my baby going to eat? I didn't smoke. And she Yep. Yep. Yep. And Go ahead. Go ahead. Yep. My dad gave up cigarettes cold turkey, did not have another the when he found out that my niece was going to be born. So. >> Nice. I don't know how he did it. Yeah, I seriously he threw out all his cigarettes and that was that. Yep. Yep. Yep. Now Dominic has to What's that, NCR? I quit smoking a long time ago. Good. Good. That's why I hate Good. Producer the water bottle? I did. Formula? Yeah, unfortunately, yeah. It's tough. I got a minute away for a minute. I haven't done nothing for two months. And you just ripped me away from my baby. You ripped yourself away. She doesn't get her breast milk no more. I don't even know when I'm going to see her, Monday, Tuesday. And I hope karma gets you full throttle with your [ __ ] And I hope you feel it the way I'm feeling it. Yeah. And I'll shut the [ __ ] up. That's the way I hope it gets you back like you got me. I'm glad you caught your big fish. Big fish. This ain't a big fish, Raquel. You caught me. You caught your big fish. This ain't a big fish. It ain't [ __ ] It ain't nothing for what you're going to have to deal with and the karma you're going to have to deal with and what you're going to have to deal with. It's horrible. Horrible. I'm glad Dominic, I can't even be without Aaliyah for 10 minutes. You're the one that Yes, we jump forward just a little bit. She's on my nerves and it's close to the end of the show anyway. Close to the end of the show anyway. We're going to jump a little bit further, too. And here we go. Oh my gosh. He's going to be so mad. >> [sighs] >> Hello. Dad. Dad. We went home and we ate steaks and we ate dinner and I was out of cigarettes. I had a couple beers and I went to that stupid Indian gas station and I got pulled over and I got a DWI. Okay. I know and I'm at the jail now, Dad, and I'm worried about Aliyah. >> [laughter] >> Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And they here I'm here at the jail now and they're like letting me make a phone call, Dad, but All right, then. Have a good night. >> But Aliyah. Love you. Bye-bye. She'll be okay. I'll have your mom go and get her in the morning. I wasn't even drinking like that, Dad, at all. At all. Okay, Aliyah, you got to tell me you're okay. I don't know. Buzzball. A buzzball. And I'm so worried, Dad. I'm so worried without Aliyah. I don't know what I'm going to do without that little girl. >> [laughter and gasps] >> Yeah. You'll get out. Okay. Okay, bye-bye. >> you out on Monday. Yeah. Monday, probably. All right, Aliyah. Just hang in there, boo. My baby, Dad. My baby. My baby. It's Ingo eight minutes away. >> love her so much. She That's the only thing that calms her down. I love you, Aliyah. I don't want to say that. I'm I'm I'm so sorry. >> [laughter and gasps] >> Dad, just make sure my baby gets taken care of, please. Yeah. Okay. >> want to be a drama queen. I can't act like a woman. >> I don't have your cases number. Once I walk in the jail, I won't have your cases number. All right. Get a pen from the cop and write it on your hand. They won't let you pull numbers out of your phone. They do post them on the >> under the sheriff's office page. I don't know who does it. >> Oh, Saugus PD does. So, the only thing I'm charging you with Online court records indicate she was previous previously arrested for drunk driving in 2015 and in 2020. Wow. Nice. For this arrest, she was charged with aggravated driving while under the influence of liquor, driving the wrong way, failing to register a vehicle. On May 19th, 2025, all charges were dismissed by the prosecutor without prejudice. So, he didn't get a BAC, but No. Oh, well. Oh, well. Oh, well. Yeah. Folks, we're at the the end of another night. Uh I'm just tired. We will be working on the >> Uh we'll be working on new stories tomorrow. Pants will be quite busy reading. I'll be quite busy writing. Uh yeah. We've got several days to catch up on. Uh yeah, cuz it looks like everyone will be gone tomorrow, so I get some time to actually write. Yes, we've had uh we've had relatives here and you know, uh I'm at the point in my life, especially where there's you know, it's the one-year anniversary of my dad's passing. I'm going to take some time with the people that I love. Good. >> Even if I don't get along with them. Good. >> Uh last couple days, you know, uh a good time with my nephew. Good. Good. The uh I paid for replacement speakers. They came in. I I Uh I actually got some Klipsch speakers. I went for the name because I know that's a good audio quality. With how messed up my ears are, I can't tell if they're good or not, but my >> nephew and I, he says they were fantastic as we rocked out to Good. >> old Nirvana, AC/DC, Eminem, and Van Halen this afternoon. So. Good. >> Yeah. Yeah, for me. >> short, Jim. Life is short. Enjoy the little stuff. Yep. Yeah. I mean, he's going to be grown up before we know it. 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