[Music] It's a brand new day. Wake up every morning and say it's a brand new day. Hey, take a good day. Make it great. Okay. Cuz if you got some lemons, make some lemonade. Yeah. Taste those way. It's a brand new day. Okay. It's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. Okay. Okay. My whole life got them hand me down. But what that meant was I had my family around. And sometimes I can't help a frown. Then I remember what I meant for so simple. I just say, "Got to just cate. It's going to be a okay. Life's too short to waste away. One step at a time's all it takes." Okay. It's a brand new day. Hey everyone. [Music] Yeah. So away. It's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. It's a brand new day. I'm acting brand new. You can tell that bad news. It can go in voose. I'mma be like I do. I'm allergic to a bad mood. Hey. Okay. Let me ask you. If you got a smile on your face, raise your hands up. >> That's the mantra. So get up off your feet. Go ahead, stand up. Okay. What's the plan? Huh? Woke up every day like this. It's a brand new day. Every morning is a brand new day. [Music] Take a good day. Make great lemonade. It tastes so [Music] yo to the yo to the yo ho ho. Good morning, evening, and afternoon everybody. Welcome. >> It's a brand new day. >> Uhhuh. >> It's a brand new day. >> The song said so. >> Yeah. >> Yes. Yes. This thing is on now, Dave. Yes, it is. How is everybody today? >> Brand new day. >> Fabulous. >> Add Whoops. Good. >> I'm making lemonade. I'm making lemonade. I threw some of cheese. Go over there. >> Yes. >> That's the wrong one. >> What happened to our QR code? >> Oh, I don't know. >> Phil probably did it. >> No, I did not. That was all Jim yesterday. So, if it's broken, Jim did it. >> I didn't do nothing. Yeah, >> probably gent all over it and then the people around you was like >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Is that why that guy that guy spat on your car yesterday? Is your scent? [Laughter] >> Yes. I I anger people. That's my gift. >> Yes. >> That's your gift. Your gift is to anger people. >> Yes. Uh, she lost connection again. I do like uh I do like this better because when I hear the little beep that Gia lost connection, I can just bring her right back on rather than waiting for her to reconnect. I can just clicky clicky >> clicky. So tap tap tap >> clicky >> tapy >> clippy clippy. Uh, since we are here and Mr. Griffy uh where'd he go? Dang it. Uh, I clicked the wrong chat. Let me find him again. Thank you, Griffy, for the $2 Australian. Hey, Pope Phil. Jim, go away. Vegemite rules. Gia. Uh, that's right. Mr. Pope Phil, do you have something to say to Mr. Griffy? >> I do. Sir Griffy. Sir Griffot. Sir does Becca a lot. We are glad to have you with us. You bring joy and pleasure and uh uh what was I going to say? Uh uh regularity to our bowel movements. >> Regularity to our bowel movements. >> If it wasn't for him, >> our toilets would not go the right way. >> That's right. >> So, thank you, Griffy. Thank you for joining us. Yes, they they they spin spin the right way up here. Uh but not down there where he's from. New Jersey. That's right. He's from New He's from Australia, which is the New Jersey of the Southern Hemisphere. >> Yes. >> Yes. Or or if you're uh Donald Trump, it's the Puerto Rico of the seven uh southern hemisphere because according to >> Well, Puerto Rico isn't Puerto Rico in the southern hemisphere. >> Yeah. >> No, it is not. >> I thought it was. >> No, no, it's not. >> We were the equator is low, >> right? Right next to the uh Dominican Republic. Share the same thing. Well, I just remember we were stationed in Puerto Rico for 2 years when I was four to 6 years old. And this is when I learned to read. And so I went from reading >> I I went from reading little golden books to reading like UFO books for adults and all this. And so I remember we were in uh this library and back then it didn't have air conditioning in Puerto Rico being very hot. Uh I just remember mom taking us there. I went to the UFO section on my own and I picked up a Bermuda Triangle book and to my horror, Puerto Rico is located as one of the ends of the Bermuda Triangle. a lot. >> It really explains a lot. >> Here I am. I I've gone from in like two months I've gone from reading about uh in fact I remember the first book I actually read because it was one of those where you had the book and then you had a record and you play the record and it would say the same thing as what was on the page. So, I just remember one day it like went off in my head that what I was seeing on the page was what he was saying on the record. And it was about this little boy who found dinosaur bones in his backyard and they reanimated into a dinosaur and he rode the dinosaur and pretty much destroyed the town in a happy little golden book style fashion. >> But it was yeah psychotic. Now, uh, one of the, uh, uh, uh, science fiction books you got, was it Dionetics? >> No, I think it was before Dionetics. >> That's I thought Dionetics. >> Yeah, >> Ron Hover for those who aren't familiar. >> Oh, Ron Hover. >> But anyway, jumping into uh, last night. Last night I was not feeling well during the show and it carried over into events from last night. So, I apologize for to Verbbo cuz I couldn't remember her name last night. I should have known something was up when I couldn't remember Verbbo. I could barely remember Rose's name last night on the show. And of course, Pope's microphone being so weird last night making the random sounds. >> It It was >> It was interesting. Yes. >> Yes. So, uh Yeah. Lemon Tart. I read I Lemon Tart says, "I'm reading a spicy book about a vampire and a ghost, and I'm like lesbians." And I'm like, "Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." >> Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. So, >> so anyway, >> your interest? Has that piqu your interest in literacy? >> It has not. But, uh, so I went to bed. >> There goes my microphone again. They can't hear me. Yeah, >> you just purpose. >> They're doing purpose. >> You just keep falling off. I thought it was Phil doing it, but it's not Phil. It's You just keep falling off for some reason. >> It's a conspiracy. Do you want me to just leave? >> No, I'm not having you leave. Why would I have you leave? >> That's the guy spitting on your car was random. >> Yes. >> Yeah, it could have been chilly. Uh, so let me finish the story. Uh, let me finish the story, then we'll get into Chile's today's mess, and then we'll get into uh Mr. uh fraud fraud fraud troll. Uh, doing a face reveal tonight allegedly. Anywh who, uh, okay, so last night after the show, I went to bed, got up. Uh, my heart was racing and it does that after I have something new in my diet. Uh, usually if it's something that doesn't agree with me, I have a very weird dream, wake up, and I take care of it. And last night, everything I did uh everything I did that normally takes care of things did not take care of things, including drinking Datap, uh starting to take some of my pills, uh just, you know, I ended up uh eventually on the floor of the bathroom after I could barely lift the cat's uh tray to bring them the food. I was the the world was spinning for a little bit. I spent a couple hours on the floor of the bathroom waiting to, you know, if it was the flu, it was that that type of a flu where you have to like, excuse me, for eating, if you have to expel the contents of your stomach to feel better. Unfortunately, the first thing I did last night was take a dose of uh Pepmoismo, so it prevented me from doing that for most of the time. And if you can't expel and you need to expel, yeah, you're sitting there while the world is spinning. Anyway, I ended up back in bed and uh I had to prop myself up and I'm still kind of woozy today, but I'm fine. It's fine. Everything is fine except for the fact that if it happens again tonight, I will be in no shape to do the uh the the marathon this week. who are pushing the marathon back to the 15th. So, long way around it. Uh, let's just be safe. And I know Phil wants me to die on the air, but I'm not prepared to do that at this time. Correct, Phil. I don't want you to. But if it happened >> Oh, if it happens, >> it if it just >> happen >> and we were viral, >> it would go viral. >> It would not be the worst thing. It would not be the worst thing for the channel. It would not be the night of us >> carrying on in our grief >> as you know tens of dollars off of the show >> and tomatoes. Yeah, it could also be that we had it so bad today that I mean it was overcast and there was no rain in the forecast. It was that bad today >> uh with the air quality. >> Bad air quality. >> Thundtorms. Yeah, we had thunderstorms. >> Boom. >> Yeah, we're >> we're having very very bad uh anyway. >> So, let's jump into a couple >> about $100. >> Okay, Rainman. Uh let's let's let's jump in to uh [Laughter] Oh, good lord. About $100. Charlie Babbot. Charlie Babbot. >> Got to watch. Got to watch Judge. What's his name? What? Judge >> Wapner. >> Judge Wapner. Watch Judge Wapner. >> 52 matches. 52 matches. 52 matches. >> Lots of There's lots of There's lots of face cards. Lots of face cards. >> That's right. So, anyway, so in unexpected things, yesterday I had worked all day anyway getting the six new uh videos up, plus the newscast, which was probably our longest newscast ever. Uh, some surprises. Everyone hates Rean Benson. Nobody knows who the hell Manuel Ma is. And for some reason, the Spirit Airlines uh kicking off Mr. Angry Vet uh has brought in over 2,000 views. So, I have no idea why other than Spirit Airlines is in the title. So, yeah, we've made our 14 bucks off of Spirit Airlines. So, yes. Yay. Yay. Touche, you with us? >> Yeah. >> How was work today? Did you go today? >> No, today day off. >> Okay. Okay. Uh, so who didn't have a day off today? Today, uh, hey, flat derp. Number one, uh, Mr. Mr. Uh Sean Paul Rez didn't have a day off because he went back to whatever uh uh headquarters Connecticut. Yes. >> You are supposed to be a professional >> for we're we're going through the news. >> You're mispronouncing his name. >> Uh [ __ ] riz. No, it's Ray ass. >> Oh, Ray ass. Anyway, so Long Island Audits went back to what he said was the scene of the crime where he was assaulted and Sergeant Fehee sinned. Sind I said, >> "You've got to do that. You have got to do that one, please." Oh, that would be awesome as an animation for me. Lord, >> so yes, he went back to the state police headquarters where he was apparently assaulted by Sergeant Feahhee four years ago >> and was doing basically he was doing a humble brag uh in your face because Fehee uh has retired. So now he can go back to the state police in Connecticut and make his little foyer requests. And yes, uh, Fehee has sinned against him by forcing him out of the building. And Fehee should be charged. And I heard he said he said he heard that Fehee got a job at the Indian casino in the area. >> Slight correction. >> Yes. He said he had a job offer for the Fox uh >> police uh police department, which is part of the uh Indian reservation. >> Well, he said it was the tribal police. That's what I was getting to. So anyway, he then said, "Hey, Facebook Karen." as he proceeded to take uh proceeded to say that yes we're delayed some everyone yell it please NCR >> hey Karen >> and Gia Karen >> okay so we've all yelled at uh yeah he said that he heard that uh Sergeant Fehee was going now that he's retired ired was going to be a member of the tribal police force at the casino and that that job was rescend or job offer was rescended maybe. Who knows if it's real? But yeah, that was his big news and he was all happy and he wouldn't give it to them unless they got what was it 3,000 likes on the on the screen. So here we're going to go for something of our own. I will reveal NCR's true attitude if we get four likes on this video. Four likes on this video right now. Four likes and I will reveal NCR's true attitude as we marry him off or what? He's revealing his true attitude now, which is sour puss. Sour puss. >> Yes. Yes. He's He's been having >> sour puss. >> Uh, we've got 14 14 likes on this video. I don't know what we would do for 14. Uh, [Music] what do we do for 14? So, clicky. Uh well for 14 for 14 I if we get to 20 likes NCR will remove a pasty. >> Yes. And I also forgot to set a goal today. So we'll set a goal tomorrow. I'm just concentrating on breathing today. So uh but if you do want to donate just like Mr. Griffy does from Griffy is from southern New Jersey. That's right. Southern New Jersey. He is from southern New Jersey. You can do a super chat inside chat. Uh and I just lost that window. Wonderful. So the other news last night uh after we went off the air, Mr. uh Chile Castro, did we lose Gia again? We lost Gia again. Uh >> I don't know why. >> I don't know why it keeps ticking you, Gia. I you know I I'm telling him >> neither >> I'm telling him in private chat he needs to knock it off but >> summary >> uh let's see private chat down here in this window nothing here private chat which I so after we went off the air last night besides me getting sick uh Mr. Chili Dcastro interviewed Mr. Randall the whatever Newman, what what was his nickname? The unhinged attorney Newman uh about the lawsuit. The only thing against Irish Demon, he is suing Irish Demon over the hack. Uh most everybody and uh copyright infringement. Uh most everyone thinks that because Demon has publicly uh admitted it on somebody's server that yeah, it's an openshot case, but trying to get anything uh out of out of Demon may be hard because Demon has no money. >> Well, I the thing I think is going to be hard for them is quantifying their damages. They're making claims in their lawsuit, >> but they're gonna have to come up with the actual receipts for that. >> I think they're going to have a hard time with that. >> Billy has his normal thing of exaggerating his results. Like before uh the hack, we uh were doing 3,000 people concurrently on the live streams >> and it was because we were covering it. >> Yeah, we were covering it. And yeah, he might have had 3,000 views after 24 hours, >> but he >> I don't know. Gia, what was that? >> No, my dog just went flying across I think. Never mind. flying across the yard chasing something. Okay, never mind. >> It may have been Chile Castro cuz Chile Castro's in his car right now. >> Yeah, threatening. >> It was a lizard. I think it was a big lizard. >> Anywh who, last night uh >> told you a big lizard. That's not very kind. >> Anywho, uh last night they were on the stream. They're reading the lawsuit. When they get to the part where we are mentioned, really cool news is mentioned and Chile just keeps reading, reading, reading, comes to our name, skips our name, keeps reading twice. So, we're on the screen because we're mentioned in the lawsuit because they're literally quoting from our reporting last uh in in January and November. And Chile won't say our name. >> Say her name, [ __ ] Say her name. >> How rude. How rude. >> I mean, [ __ ] Uh, thank you, Dave, for the $5 super chat. >> The fan club and everything. How rude. >> Oh, they brought up the fan club, too. Uh, but thank you Dave super chat for the $5 super chat. Chelo don't do discovery. BB proved that. No discovery. Then I would think no damages. And hey, ser cereal. Uh, but anyway, it was twice. >> He said that that other investigative reporter creature thing. He said her that person's name, but he wouldn't say our name. >> Rude. >> I mean, come on. >> I think I might be part of that. Rude. >> You're part of that. I said I'm not watching any fake news. Yeah, we're we're we're fake news apparently. That's what >> he he he said that to me. He says I am fake news. >> Oh my god. >> Chile said you were fake news. >> Yes. >> Well, when did Chile say you were fake news? >> About two years ago. >> Okay. Anywh who, they go through the lawsuit and there goes Gia again. You all saw that, didn't you? That was Phil booting Gia from the room because Phil's the only other one with uh with with credentials on this thing. >> My phone, not on my phone. >> Yep. >> And check chat. You should check. >> Yep. Yep. >> Uh in fact, uh guess what? Side chat has nothing. So >> it says quit kicking ga. Yeah, it says a note from Phil to Phil. Quit kicking Gia. >> It's a note from Phil to you. Quit kicking G. >> Uh, Matt G says that uh, see, I like having this one, so I don't even have to highlight it. Matt G says NCR is a flamingo impersonating a human. >> I'm too damn tired to argue. Uh, speaking of Anyway, uh, so what else today? Today before you get to drunk girl, cuz we're Oh, we're 20 How the hell are we 24 minutes into this already? Uh, >> got up. >> Chile went uh did another live stream. This time he's driving in the desert. He says he's on the way to meet some technologists or technologists or whatever the hell he's meeting and they're going to bail you out of jail if you are an an auditor if only you sign up for their new service. Uh, Touché, elaborate. >> You get the bell money back. He wants people to donate and then he keeps it or comes back. >> Yes. Uh, so I I don't I would never with with Chile's lawyer listening to the show, I would never accuse him of running a Ponzi scheme. But when you're all throwing money into the pot and you're all need that money to get uh bailed out of jail potentially maybe, just maybe that money better go to what it's going to >> I'm not saying I'm just saying ask press with ranker that way. >> Yeah. Go say all I'm saying. >> Yes. I invest so I can go break laws in the future. >> Yeah. And that's what essentially this is. So if the police arrest you, >> you will have your bail paid by this fund somehow. >> Yes. Yes. >> And it's it's not even like they're employing certified bail bondsmen. This is just >> brilliant. Yeah. It's brilliant. They're just going to PayPal you or or whatever you the money so you can get out. >> And only people that want to break the law would want to kind of need this service, >> right? And it's it's or Jason Dollarid. Yes, Jason Dollarhy is doing still doing uh I think he's got 14 years left on the sentence. So yeah, Jason Dollarhyde won't be out anytime soon. And no, for those who are also inquiring, I have no updates on Floyd Wallace. He was supposed to be in Colombia right now, but he has not uh he has not posted anything recently. So Chile was driving in the middle of the desert and then he just cut out and then he privated the stream. So uh good thing I did notes while he was live. That's good thing I did notes while he was live. Now tonight we're here besides the news to marry our good friend I'm giving him a chance to say anything. >> I'm tired and sick right now. You really want to torture me? >> I was going to say our wonderful friend Parson tonight, but Parson isn't here. So, we are going to have a candidate who refuses to get out of her car and it ends badly and we will put it to a vote of our fans in the side chat now as Phil just kicked Gia again. Uh, >> I did not I did not has nothing to do with me. I'm on my phone. Uh Dbora, she's around uh every so often. >> Maybe it's my VPN. I don't know. >> It might be. >> You want me? I'm going to disconnect it. Hold on. Hold on. >> Quit running it through Bellarus. I keep telling you. >> Yes. >> Jim, if the dunk goes redhead, it's tomato. Tomatoes. >> There you go. Uh, I do not see red hair right now. So, let's bring it up. See, now it does. It Now it has all four of us. All five of us. >> Ball time. Yep. Sorry. >> Well, I got I got mud on the hand time. >> Nice. >> Oh my god. She got a new toy today. It's like the size of a soccer ball and it's um >> it's like a fluffy soccer ball. She's been going nuts all day. >> And and even though we didn't put ones or twos in the side chat, they're already putting in ones to marry off NCR. So >> Oh, this Yeah, this lady is hot. Yep. Guaranteed. >> And she's a Florida woman, NCR. A Florida woman. >> So you take that to you. Take that to you. Take that. >> So put a one in the chat. Should we marry her off to NCR? Put a two in the chat if we should just send her to Parson's house. Sight unseen. >> Quaz >> and a Z in the chat if Zoe should be able to party with this girl. >> Zoe's nuts. Zoe is >> there you go. >> Yep. >> So, so you can monitor it as we do have chat on the screen now. We've had a couple of ones. We've had a two. We've had two. Two. Two and a one. So, somebody monitor that as I press play. >> 345. We're at a house at Archer and >> 104. >> Roll down all your windows. >> What? >> You were driving all crazy all the way down W. >> No, I was not driving crazy. You my signals, didn't you? >> Yeah. And you cut off the big old truck. You're going like cut off in front of him. >> License registration please for careless driving. >> That's not No, you I'm parked. You cannot pull me over registration. >> No, you cannot. >> You can't pull me over in my yard, sir. >> License and registration. I'm going to pull you out the car. >> Sorry. No, you're not going to pull me. >> Yes, I am. >> No, you're not. No, you're not at all. >> Give me your license. I'm parked on my property, sir. >> It is a legal traffic stop. Give me your license registration >> for careless driving. >> You touch your license when I'm already in my yard. for something I observed on W. Now give me your license or registration >> on W. >> I couldn't catch up cuz you were going 60. >> I was not going 60. >> License or registration? >> On your license. >> Exactly. >> Give me your license registration. You going to get out and you going to go to jail. >> No, I'm not. >> You know, he'll never win with two ladies screaming at him at the same time. >> He could have just called for backup to begin with. He's >> This guy This guy clearly is not married. Yes. >> Learn those lessons and >> you know >> they have they have tag confused with driving. >> They're not playing. >> Yeah. Homebased defense. I'm home. You can't touch me now. Yep. In the town I used to live in in Florida on one of the main uh highways, there is a billboard for a family law attorney's office and it has her picture on it and it just says, "Have you ever argued with a woman before?" >> Now, I have a question. I have a couple questions for you, NCR. >> Yes. >> Was that a long desert highway? Hey, it did have the smell of Kitus in here. >> No, it did not. Oh, >> well, I thought that was why that's California. >> Yeah, that's that's why Chile disappeared today >> cuz he was literally he was literally >> never checking out. >> You You could see it. You could see the sand and the dust and everything on the side of the road. So Chile was on a long desert highway. >> Bill, you forgot the most important thing, though. >> What's that? >> He could check out, but he can never leave. >> Yes. >> Yes. Uh was on ice. >> Yes. >> I I think we should stop this anymore. I feel >> Yes. I think we're Wallers is going to come after us. Oh yeah, cuz Don Henley is the most ligious son of a [ __ ] on the face of the planet. >> This could be heaven or this could be hell. >> Yes. So >> could be. All right. >> You can give you my license. >> I would have greatly appreciate it cuz you can talk yourself into going to jail right now. >> What? What's your problem? >> You should have your life back then. >> I couldn't catch up. >> That's not the law. >> All right. Well, I appreciate your passion for the love, but you are ill advised. >> No, you are ill advised cuz you're using your car. >> All right. License and registration. >> That's not my car. You can pull it up. Run the tag. >> License and registration. >> Pull the tag. >> Okay. License then. >> I just sat here and told you that. But I got to keep repeating myself up. There you go. >> I haven't had that spirit since 1969. Mr. Don Henley, please don't don't I know you're monitoring. >> Whatever. I know him. Shut up. I'll call him. Shut up. >> Wait, you know Don Henley? >> I do. >> Down the street. >> He's in the same He's in the same community. He's in the same community. >> Yeah. >> Yes. They actually did. And I'm I'm >> I I'm honestly not kidding about that. They they they've done YouTube shorts where you use like 10 seconds of an Eagle song >> and it's gone instantly. >> It's like damn gone. >> I mean, you upload it and like no one's seen it yet and somehow their bot knows. >> Yep. >> And it has come for blood. >> Yep. You know who they learn? You know who they learned from? >> Metallica. >> Uh who? There you go. >> Oh, good lord. >> Yeah, she was getting it. She was going >> She smashed off south on I think it was T Street, >> and then she turns right, comes out to W. I catch up and she was fixing to turn right. She had ran that stop sign already and then uh after she ran that stop sign, she decided she wasn't going to turn right anymore. She whipped it left, cut a car off, and then she smashed it again. She's going like 65. I'm just keeping her in sight. And then she cuts off this giant truck and whips down Pleasant. >> What's the deal? She got a bad license or something. >> I don't know. I'm running it. I I don't know what the deal is. Oh [ __ ] I'm on seven three 26. You copied to Florida 28 27 echo Lima >> 27 >> 26. Thank you. >> It's just a normal tag. >> Go ahead. >> Hey, stop pulling on my door, sir. >> Open the door. Step out. >> No, I'm not getting out my car. You do not have the right to search my car. I'm not giving you the right to none of that. I have to step out. >> No, I'm not. I'm not stepping out. Not at all. No, I'm not. >> No, you don't. You will be going to jail. >> No. No. >> Step out of the car. You can go to jail. >> Reason why I got to get out. >> 345. Step out of the car. Unlock the car. >> No. >> I ran it as a 2024 tag and it came up. It looks like >> Come out the car. You didn't come out the car. I'm only going to say it one more time. >> Get out the car. >> If you don't come, I'm busting this window. You come out. >> No, you're not going to bust out my window. >> Yes, I will. >> No. No, you're not. For what? >> Get out of the car. >> For what? >> Get out of the car. >> For what? >> Get out of the car. >> What is your probable cause? >> Get out of the car. >> What is your probable cause? >> What is your probable cause for busting out my window? >> Get out of the car. >> What is your probable cause? >> Out of the car. Get out of my >> control. >> Zoe, get out of the car. Zoe. >> Zoe, get in the car. Okay, Zoe, get in the car. >> Zoe, stop squeaking the toy and get out of the car. These nice gentlemen want to know why you ran over the Burger King again. >> It was Zoe just Zoe. Zoe, remember when Fonie jumped the shark? Well, Zoe jumped the Burger King. That's it. She put up a ramp and went straight over it. That's I don't know. >> Poor Zoe. >> You invading my wife. I know my rights. No, you cannot. You cannot. You're invading my >> What the [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] Run. Why are y'all [ __ ] arresting me? >> Why are y'all arresting me? Why are y'all doing this? >> Got weed all in the car. >> Again, >> what are the odds that she's driving? >> The only part of the song. >> Go ahead, Phil. That's the only part I remember. >> Rolling dirty. Dirty. >> It's rolling dirty. They're trying to catch me rolling dirty. You're trying to catch me rolling dirty. >> Where the hell is pants anyway? So, uh, probable cause of arrest interfering with an investigation. List goes on and on. Yes. >> Yep. Take them. Take her. Can I get my tooth? No. [ __ ] get me. Who [ __ ] get me? What? How you going? >> Yes, you did. >> No, I did not. >> Shut your mouth. >> I didn't even resist. Crazy. >> And that's [ __ ] up. >> How you going to turn the lights on? How you going to turn? >> Yo, if y'all turned the lights on a [ __ ] when a [ __ ] was already in the yard turn the lights on right now, >> man. It's abusing y'all power, bro. >> Like, oh jeez. And you sitting here slinging me and stuff. >> Can I get my other >> Well, at least they're getting the right one. And he's not invoking the first amendment. >> Yes. >> Like the other day. Yeah. At least he's got the fifth amendment correct. As Tomato says, Mojo Nixon saying, "At best, Don Henley must die." That's uh the the views of Tom tomatoes are not that of the the show itself, >> though. Mojo Nixon, >> Mojo Nixon, may he rest in peace, uh sang the best song ever, and that is Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed Bigfoot Love Child. And that was >> the the greatest movie or greatest music ever >> cuz uh I I believe it was Winona Ryder starring as Demi Gibson. It was awesome. So yes, he also sang Elvis is everywhere, which sometimes plays in the back of my head as we're doing this show. So Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king, as Gia can attest. >> Huh? >> Oh, what? Oh, >> Elvis. >> Oh, >> not Elvis Costello. You don't like him. You like >> You like regular Elvis from 1954. >> I know. He died what? >> 1972. August 1972. >> No, he died in 77. >> Oh, 77. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I was in California 1977. I was in Temple City on vacation and it broke in. Breaking news in the middle of my soap opera. I was six and believe it or not, uh, that was when Star Wars cards were a big thing and they were 10 cents each and you'd go up to the the the shop and go get your Star the 7-Eleven or whatever the hell it was. Uh, you'd uh go up and get your Star Wars cards and they didn't have any Star Wars cards, so I bought Elvis cards randomly. >> Wow. And then I got home and it was on the radio that Elvis had died. And I'm like, "Oh." >> And I think somebody threw the cards out the next day. I left them on the table. >> Oh my god. >> That's because it's all your fault. Had you not bought both cards, he would still be alive. >> I don't know. I also bought Gree cards about a week later because that movie was out the same year. So grease. >> I had Charlie's ink. >> There you go. >> With the bubble gum. >> I had a fair. >> Well, you had ferraof faucet on your wall and you probably still do. >> Yeah. >> Probably still do. >> I I don't know. What What did What does the wife think about Farrah faucet on the wall? >> Uh well, it's not actually on our home. but still at my uh childhood home because I couldn't get it off the wall. >> Oh, it was that sticky >> now. Just fused to the wall. >> It's like part of the foundation of the house now. You just >> Yes. It was glued, but now it's glued. >> Yes. Yes. Uh uh. You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Triangle. Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Elvis. Elvis. Elves. Elvis. Elvis needs boats. Yes. Yes. From the classic Elvis is everywhere. Thank you, Cus. Uh, where were we? Oh, we still have a video going on. >> We are We are 45 minutes in the show. There's there's 4 minutes left in this video, maybe. Yeah, four minutes. We we probably won't even make it through the video at this point. So, yes. Uh uh Tamana says he was a kid at Sears. People crowded around the TVs crying. >> Yeah. >> Uh when Elvis died. Yeah. >> Yeah. I still remember >> on the toilet. Well, uh, the Bob and Tom show every year on Elvis death day, which I believe is the 8th of I believe it's actually >> August 8th. Yes, >> was August. >> Middle. >> Yeah, it it was August 8th. I I I believe cuz let's let me look. >> Yeah, it was August. >> Middle and my friend's birthday. >> She turned 10. Elvis death day. Oh, give me the all, not the image. August 16th. Yeah, you're right. August 16th, 1977. >> Well, the Bob and Tom show, which was used to be nationally syndicated uh radio show for those who know what a radio show is, >> but they used to read the contents of his colon because his colon was 30 something pounds. >> Yeah. >> At the time of his death. Yes. >> And every year they would read the report. >> Yep. >> From from all the uh painkillers he was on. >> Yes. >> And and I don't know. Uh what do you call it? Uh Pen and Teller when they had the show [ __ ] I'm We can say it once an hour. We can say it. Uh P Phil has joined the stream. Speaking of Yes. Uh on their show >> paying me back. >> Yes, she is on the old >> have that power. >> Uh Bad Company. Yeah, we're going to >> we're going to have our grift goal tomorrow. I just wasn't in any shape to do it today. Anyway, uh on on the Pen and Teller show, they reveal that there is two different camps on how Elvis uh liked his fried chicken. And Elvis had just died like 30 years before the show had aired. And still people do not agree on how he ate his fried chicken. What was in the recipe for his fried chicken. >> Oh my god. >> And then they compared it to like religious text from 2,000 years ago that people are fighting over what color of somebody's coat was or whatever. >> Yeah. It's like I if we can't even tell what uh what uh Elvis had, what recipe was in his fried chicken, we're never going to know what happened 2,000 years ago. Just saying. Just saying. Now, Pope does not have that problem as his religious books were uh just revamped uh was it last week? So, you do have to buy new copies of them again. >> Yes. Uh uh >> yes it we don't we don't like to refer to it as revamped. We like to refer to it as just written last week. >> Okay. Uh yes just written. That's like the >> fingernail clippings. >> Oh my god. on their show about uh their show about Armageddon. There are actual books that that predict the f the predict that the world is ending in 5 years >> that have been updated since the8s and all they do is rip out the section of whatever dictator it was last time >> and put in whatever dictator in the Middle East it is now. The rest of the book is the same and they just change the dates and you have to buy a new copy to see who is bringing the end of the world. >> Yes. >> So there you go. >> And it's and it's because it's because they picked one letter of the alphabet. And so you know the likelihood it's going to match any particular dictator at any given time. It's going to match somebody somewhere, >> right? because it's an N >> like Oh, okay. >> If you if you've ever read Nostradamus, like what he actually wrote and then listen to what people claim it says, >> two vastly different things. >> It's It's like someone got high and wrote [ __ ] down. Uh, red pencil, silk stocking. >> Yes. >> Finger up my ass. And that somehow became uh the events. >> Isn't it the same with Ni? Isn't it the same with NI? >> They interpret everything. >> A lot a lot of it is. Yes. A lot of it is. Uh, but Nichi is also a nihilist. So, >> yeah. >> Yes. Uh, go ahead, NCR. >> Oh, no, no, no. I'm awake. I'm awake. >> You're awake? >> Uh, something about You're saying something about finger up your rear end, uh, silk stockings and a red pencil. >> When did we start reading Marque? >> No, you're the new Nostradamus. >> Yep. >> You're the new We're going to predict the future based on the things you say. the French. I'm Mexican, man. >> I don't care. We are predicting the future based on the things you say while you're having a bender or you're asleep. >> Let me put it in language you understand. Uh NCR >> L predicto the L future row. >> Fine. I'll predict future. Hold on. Hold on. This is going to take speed and concentration >> and chicken bones. >> All right, now the concentration >> and chicken bones. >> Uh, let's see. I see a great calamity. I see pain. >> I see ass. Oh, wait. That was just me when I fell and broke my chair. >> Wait, you broke your chair or your chin? chair. >> Godamn chair. >> Hold on. Hold on. Uh, I see I see water. I see. >> Yes, >> I see a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a person being upset over a certain phrase being said. It's >> moist. >> It is. That is my prediction. Somebody over a certain word being used. >> Moist. >> Is she Is she even still inside chat? >> Moist. Moist. >> I think she gave up on us. >> Moist. I think she got pissed and left. Serial, if you're out there and you're not watching whoever went live at the same time we did, let us know. Give us a sign. Give us a sign. >> I saw a sign that opened up my eyes. >> Like dew drops in the morning. Like lemon hearts. Lemon Tarts Club and her daily bourbon. Uh, give us a sign. >> ACF went live. >> I don't know who ACF is. Oh, Arty. Oh, okay. >> Yeah, there's two of them. >> Yes. Yeah. Art is corporate fiction. There you go. That's >> Yeah. Although there's a lawyer who don't know the difference. >> Well, it's it's it's it's still taking me time. I mean, Arty's one's in Oklahoma, the other's in Texas. One has hair and the other doesn't. One drives around a lawn mower. Well, no, they both drive the lawn mower, but one drives the lawnmower to the strip club. Okay. >> Hey. >> Yeah, >> there's nothing wrong with supporting single mothers. >> Yes. Yes. >> With singles. >> Uh with singles. Uh let's try. >> We're done with the video. We're just done. We're just yammering. >> No, we're going to get back to the video. We're just uh What time is it? >> Oh, we do have six minutes left in the show. Yeah, we better watch the rest of the >> Is it almost? >> You already grabbed the weed. >> She gets dumbo. >> What's that? >> Is it almost? >> If it's If the video goes past this, she's getting dumber. >> Well, I think I'm getting dumber. So, I You can go ahead. Go ahead. Take that one down. Put that in the gym soundboard. That's That's the one that Pope Phil clutches every night. Yes. his quotes of Jim >> along with my pearl. Along with my pearl my pearl >> got out the car and she kept on. >> All right. You got anything else on your person? >> Can I get my shoe, please, sir? >> I'm asking if you have anything else on your person. >> No, I don't have nothing on my person. >> All right. Cuz it gets into jail. It's another felony charge. >> Can you tell my uh who you give my keys to? your brother like you asked. >> Can you tell him to go pick up my girlfriend for her job, Sunshine Learning Center? >> Can you get my phone at the door? >> Can you get me a coke, Jim, and some wants to call your story? >> I'm not going to the Hardies again. That place scares me. >> Hardies. Lowgrade dog food. Hardies. Didn't think they had any. >> No, there's still Hardies on the East Coast here and there. That's >> That's There's Hardies. It's just >> got a Carl's Jr. >> No, not on the East Coast. The That's more West Coast, Midwest. >> Same company. Same. >> Gross. Gross. Gross. >> Yeah. >> You think anything's gross except for caviar and lobster? That's I don't eat either. >> You >> I remember when >> snob snoody snot. >> When when Hardies bought out the Roy Rogers and that was a thing cuz Roy Rogers used to be everywhere. So the Hardies bought out the Roy Rogers. >> When I when I was a kid, we used to go to Samos. Oh, which still exists >> which is like a not not under that name. >> Not under that name. It doesn't >> No, they chang but I remember when I was a kid and then they like went through the name change and I remember asking my parents, well, what's wrong with the with the with the old stuff? >> Yeah, of course. >> I mean, I'm trying to explain it to you. >> Yep. Looks like my pancakes. >> Right. Right. Yep. Gone. >> And Uncle Ben. Uncle Ben's rice or whatever. >> Yep. >> Yes. And Miss Olive just walked across my keyboard. So if I disappear, that's all. >> Okay. >> Please, please, sir. Please give me a call. Hey, can you tell that dude right there in that car over there to call my girlfriend right there talking to your buddies? >> What am I a secretary? >> Right. >> That's why I'm like, Jim, get me. >> What have you done that makes you think that I deserve to give you any favors? >> There you go. >> Listen, I was just trying to understand. >> No, you weren't. You were trying to because you didn't want to go for that. >> No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. I go for it's not you are going for the instruction. >> I ain't was not trying to instruct you. I promise you. I have been in trouble before and I have vowed to myself not to get back in trouble. Bro, >> you broke that vow. I broke that vow to myself. I just broke my broke that vow. >> Broke that back. >> I broke that vow. >> I gave you a million chances to do this cordially. And at every at every opportunity, you decided to go a different way. So, this is the way it's going now. >> I'm trying to understand. I don't know my law like you. >> I know you don't. That's what I tried to explain to you. I don't know my law. >> I'm on home base. You can't arrest me on home base. >> Please go get my girl. Go get my Go get Dominique. >> Are you okay? You good? >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Took my phone. >> Hey, man. You can have the car and everything in it. >> Learn. >> Holy crap. >> 32 g. >> Yep. Yep. >> Dirty. >> How much is 32 g? >> It's about onion. >> I don't smoke that. >> Okay. >> I'm allergic to that crap, literally. >> Yeah. Gia doesn't smoke it. She vapes it as a normal. >> I don't I don't do that either. Stop lying. >> I don't do that. >> Okay. Okay, drunk. I don't do that. >> Yes, I was correct. >> I was correct. That is the equivalent of an onion or 1 ounce. >> I don't do no drugs. >> Oh, cereal's back. is back. >> Moist. Moist. >> I do no drugs. >> Before you pull off, can you tell my brother to go get my girl from trying to learn? >> We already told her right now. >> See, >> follow her. Follow him. >> Quit screaming, please. >> Sorry about that. >> Tell him to hurry up and go get him. >> Quit yelling, please. >> I don't want raisin brand. Can you please? >> No. >> Like that's crazy, man. >> Telling you, you need to start eating better. >> 345 1915. >> Raisin Brand is good. >> Tech. >> That's what I said. You need to start eating better. >> I said tech. It's short for the tech. >> So, I missed total raisin brand, which had fiber. >> Well, you could do like you could do like wedies and add your own raisins. >> Do they even make wedies anymore? >> Yeah, they do. Yes, they do. >> And and if you want, you could even add a little Metamucil in it. >> There's your fiber. >> See, I told you my prediction came true >> and fresh fruit. Yes. >> The prediction was that >> system will help you. >> They will. >> The prediction was that that Phil will reveal himself to be incredibly old. >> That's right. Okay. Not as old at us. That's why we're going to go right here. >> I ain't say you attack nobody. You just obstructed. >> Yeah, you did obstruct. >> Y'all five, six men going to help them attack my little short self. >> Obstruction without obstruction without violence is a charge. >> All right, you you can stop talking now. >> Because you don't know your law. We already established >> obstruction is a physical act. Wait, that's chilly. Sorry. >> That you don't know what in the hell you're talking about. >> You're going to jail and you'll find out. It'll all be written in your arrest report >> for your felony narcotics and your obstruction. closet. I'm going to say right now >> hyena was charged with >> if I ever do meet Jim in person, which I hope I do someday, I am going to spend the week cooking for him and helping him eat better as my >> help me people. She's going to break my legs. It's going to be like misery. >> It's going to be like misery. >> I'm not going to hurt him. I'm going to help. and and treat him with kindness. >> Uh there's gonna be a little room downstairs where >> kindness >> where where Zoe has strapped me to a bed with with a little block between my legs and she's got her little sledgehammer and make mama happy. >> So is she >> So you're saying that you're going to be tied up into a chair? No. Into a bed. >> Remember like in the movie? >> In the movie. >> No. She's going to >> Yes. Touche. >> Force you to eat. >> Also, be careful about floating down a river if you hear banjo music. >> Yes. As always here. I'm going to lock and patch him. >> She said she's going to feed you, right? >> So, you're going to be stuck in the middle of a room. There's going to be a chair. You're going to be tied to it >> while she's walking around with a plate of healthy foods like salad while >> Make it stop. Make it stop people. >> All stuck in the middle. >> Nothing in the background. >> A taco salad is all the taco fixings with a little piece of lettuce, not a whole bowl. I'm going to put spinach on a fishing line and dangle it above his face. >> I made it extra greasy and cheesy. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The the the taco salad has all the grease and the meat and the cheese. And to qualify as a salad, there's a tiny single little piece of shredded lettuce. >> Yes, >> that's it. That was mine. That was mine. >> That that you can >> And the edible bowl. Don't forget the edible hole. >> Don't give up. >> Yes. >> Felony possession of drugs and resisting an officer without violence. Her total cash bond was set at $3,000, which she made earlier this month. On July 8th, 2025, she plead not guilty on both charges and was found guilty on the resisting charge. While the felony possession charge was dropped, she was sentenced to 36 months of probation, a 6-month suspension of her driver's license, and 50 hours of community service. Brilliant lady. Brilliant. Brilliant. >> Well, folks, we come to the end of another night. Uh, in another 56 minutes, fraud troll is going to reveal his face. Uh-huh. >> I would suggest not viewing it directly as we've heard that his Medusa like powers are going is going to turn about a hundred auditors to stone tonight by viewing the video directly. Don't make eye contact. >> Don't look and not and no direct eye contact. Yes, I'm going >> No. It's just like being near Gia. She's going to hit you if you make eye contact. She's going to be like, >> "Come, come on. >> Watch that right cross. Watch her right cross. It is wicked. Wicked." >> Yes. Yes. You'll get the little her her little assistant going, "You do not make eye contact again." >> God. >> So, folks, we're at the end of another show. You know the good you know what the good news though is if she punches you. >> What? >> It's like a 17year-old boy. >> Yes, it is. >> Okay then. >> It is. Yes. >> Good night everybody. >> Uh yes, we're we're >> Mr. NCR who is a 17year-old boy tonight. Uh, locked in CIO's basement. Uh, where did that come from? I don't know. >> I don't know. I don't go. >> See in the future. >> Oh, we're just going downhill. Oh, no. No. End the show. End the show. We're just going >> to just kill it. >> Oh. Oh, that's okay. What?