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HEY HUN. HEY HUN. YES, tonight for every super chat you put in, you put in the word Phil, then you put in something you want him to say, and he will say it right live here in the stream. Also, our new promotion where you can marry off NCR at any time to Elias Bitter, well, that continues tonight. You put marry in your super chat, and NCR, if enough if someone doesn't outbid you by saying not this one >> [clears throat] >> in another super chat, of course, well, how do you marry the girl on screen? We are putting up the marriages I like tomatoes. I do, too. They're delicious, especially on a salad. Had one on my burger, too. >> Yes, we are putting up the marital status of Mr. NCR every night for you to torture him or love him or whatever the heck you're going to do with him. Love him long time. >> So, yes. Hello Mrs. Tom. Hello Becca. Hello Lisa. Hello everybody. As we are on the air and it's inappropriate Phil night. So, again, watch the scroll. You can make him say inappropriate things. Just say super chat Phil, then your message. You can even have him say his intimate thoughts about Chilly DeCastro. Oh. Speaking of Chilly DeCastro, we are going to delay the Chilly DeCastro news for the breaking LIA news. Take it away, Mr. NCR. >> [clears throat] >> Good evening. Today, LIA went live from a like I can only assume is an Airbnb he rented in Auburn, Florida, where he was there for the trial that he well, not the trial, but I believe it was the motion to dismiss his current case. >> Oh, the motion's hearing. For the defamation lawsuit he filed against Mayor Paul Alfre. In this live stream, it starts off with a clip of Mayor Alfre at a amateur wrestling event, which was clearly set up to be satire, which he took to be literal when he said he had $20,000 of taxpayer money to bet on the match. Now, both me and Jim are avid fans of the squared circle, and we can spot a work when we see when we see it. And Jim, I'm going to call on you for your expertise on this. Go ahead. If you see a man walking to the ring with cash in hand, surrounded by security guards, yelling at wrestlers, saying that he's putting money on it, Yeah, that that's part of a storyline. Thank you, Mr. Pants, for the $6.90 or $0.96 super chat. Phil. Read the screen. Intimate thoughts about Castro. My intimate thoughts wonder >> wonder towards the I wonder if there really is nothing in his pants. There you go, Pants. Then anything else will cost you money. So, let's go back to the LIA story. Yes, he's taking part in a scripted storyline. So, he's doing that. He takes that to be quite literally. Hello, Anthony. >> Hey Anthony. Hey Anthony. Bulgarian rat show. Rat show. So, the next thing he shows is another political ad that was aired during Mayor Alfre's run for mayor. Same old, same old. But then he played a video clip from Mayor Alfre's lawyer, who not only has a law degree, but also has degree in landscape management. Okay. He took that to mean that his lawyer is an idiot, and well, I don't I don't see that happening anytime soon with his lawyer being an idiot, especially when he's going pro se, and we all know the old adage, a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. It gets worse from here. I have a new adage. A man who represents himself has a red ass for a client. The ass. There you go. Ass. Shiner Sean, he may have been dressed exactly like the Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase. We don't know for sure. He was wearing a black suit, but he was not wearing it with the green and black sequence on the lapels. Oh. >> Bummer. Bummer. Bummer. Always go with the sequence. Always go with the sequence. During the said live stream, he said that he may the mayor look like an idiot, which from what he sounded like, it didn't go the way he's thinking. Saying that the mayor generalized the terms in the community post that he made on his Facebook page, which he used was his personal page, which he's converted into his mayoral page. Showing the actual statements that was posted by Mayor Alfre saying that an out-of-town YouTuber came to the city council meeting and did not have his First Amendment rights silenced or violated, but then let elaborate on that he was getting death threats from him and his followers. And they were showing some of the alleged threats, which some of them are highly that that are shown are just very out there death threats. When one of them says it is coffin time, make making wishes of cancer and painful endings from said cancer, referring to the >> So, Chilly was wishing bone cancer on his supporters. Well, to the mayor and the mayor's wife. Yeah. Yeah. Also, in said post, there was a second one made where he made the claim that a New York-based YouTuber came to the city hall for the city council meeting and did not have his rights violated. Both those statements are entirely vague. I mean, out of town YouTuber and New York YouTuber are just so so out there and vague. It's It's nondescript towards anybody. Well, it could be you know, any one of the you know, it could be the Brooklyn fruit thief, you know. It could just be some kid in in the in his room reviewing Minecraft spells. I mean, that's so vague. It continues on when he says he took the stand and made the comparison that he is Batman. Batman. Yes. >> I'm Batman. >> He compared himself to Batman on the stand by saying Bruce Wayne it in Batman, if they were in the same place, I mean, they're the same person, but you wouldn't say that the the rich billionaire from Gotham assaulted the Joker. I I mean, it's it's it's a stretch, but okay. So, he's the rich billionaire from Gotham now? Apparently so. Apparently, that makes sense. Well, then why why is he needing to beg for money? That is a true question that we will never know except for he needs other people's money. Money, money, money. Speaking of money again, for those who have missed it, it is in the inappropriate Phil night number two. So, the descriptor or the It's coming. It's coming. It's coming number two. The scroll at the bottom of the screen says super chat Phil colon then your message and he will say just about anything tonight. Yes, number channel does come from my colon. Yes. Yes, it is got a >> we must we do this now? >> [laughter] >> Well, he also compared himself to Kim Kardashian. Okay. So, he made a sex tape, huh? God. He also [laughter] then brought the mayor's past indiscretions >> no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no, no, no, the sex tape. Oh, Gio wants to see that. Gio wants to see that. >> Well, you know the rules. Rule 34 exists for a reason. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> up the mayor's indiscretions from the campaign ad, which made me ponder and wonder if he is going to run for office, would he really want to be throwing stones in this glass house with his past? >> Yes. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Cuz, you know, he thinks he can, you know, overcome it somehow. He also then questioned the mayor about the alleged mistress by calling her his Brazilian princess while the mayor was on the stand being questioned by Reyes. Okay, then. Asking him when you text your Brazilian princess, do you use your personal phone or is it your uh your government phone? Is it your personal number that you're texting from or your uh mayoral number? He claims it got a rise out of him, said that he wouldn't answer the question, and the judge forced him, but he also made a claim which he would not verify even though he had the proof on screen. He claims that Mayor Alfrey's lawyer threatened him over the sanctions. So, ponder that for a moment. Okay. Hello, Wahoo. Is that all you got? NCR, we're we're pondering. Uh looks like NCR's gone. Uh so, we we also have Chili T Castro news. Actually, let's go to the Reagan Benson news. Reagan Benson is on trial for making a threat or something against protected class, which of course was a police uh police commander, where she put up his home address on a live stream and told her fans to go have a piggy roast there. Uh yeah. It was day one of it. I didn't watch cuz I couldn't get into the room, but uh Pants apparently had access and he did a full blow-by-blow over in our Colorado uh auditing area on the Discord server. It's worth a read if you got nothing else to do. That will never happen. Yes. That I have nothing else to do. Uh no, that that I don't have anything else to do. Yeah. Uh the trial will continue tomorrow. Pants said that if uh the if if uh Reagan Benson was the crazy grandmother, then her uh attorney, the female attorney, was the crazy woman who eats children. So, there you go. Oh, okay. >> Sorry for the interruption. I had to deal with something. Uh but [clears throat] the proof that he was being threatened, he says he received an email with a demand that he either pay the he'll be forced to pay the sanctions and all the attorney fees that Mayor Alfrey would be accruing to his lawyer or it could all go away if he would just dismiss the case. Uh he doesn't show up. That's normal legal. No, no, no, that's a threat according to him. That's a threat. Okay. >> Okay. Otherwise known as negotiation, but oh Yeah. And uh also known as a cease and desist letter. Well, he also announced that he wished the mayor could want run for one more term so he could move to Melbourne, Florida and run against him. Uh-huh. Well, okay. I thought he was running for Congress. He's got to start somewhere. And doesn't he couldn't he just run and just be like Trump did in your face to Obama? That type of deal. Perhaps. Okay. The entire live stream was so stupid. >> Just Well, besides stupid, it was so disjointed. He really didn't have a proper plan. I mean >> Does he ever? You You should have a blueprint, you know. >> Uh-huh. Like like with with our show. With our show here now, we we have a blueprint. We do the news segments, then we do drunk girls, and then we go into torturing me during the drunk girls at some point. Yeah. >> That's in the blueprint apparently. Speaking of, folks, remember watch the scroll on how you two can marry off NCR to the highest bidder. And make him say stuff. Yes. And make him say stuff. We need to raise another 100 bucks by the end of the month so we can keep on track for our upcoming bills. >> Hey, it's your I need a GoFundMe for muffins. Can we start that? Ooh, no, because you're not supposed to be throwing them. You are in recovery, remember? No. >> Yeah, you're in recovery. >> No, I'm not. >> Yes. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. But now, the the entire live stream just seemed so unorganized. He he didn't have his clips ready for what he needed. He even admits that he altered the video of the lawyer, which possibly could land him in some hot water. Well, of course. But the shocking thing is he's thinking about dabbling in the world of hip-hop. Okay. Oh good lord, we have maybe maybe DMA can dance for him. So so they can be a team. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, audit them raps. He Every Every Every night at like 4:00 a.m. he he Eastern time, he goes on for an hour and he wraps about FOIA requests. Literally, I'm not making this up. I I know because you got me to watch it. Yeah, he he he gets ashamed of it and then he deletes it. So, yeah. So, yeah, but every night you can hear him rapping about FOIA. FOIA. So, and the homies. He wants to do a rap about Mayor Alfrey in the same style that Afroman did against the Adams County Sheriff's Office. Okay then. Today, this is where this is where I think the jury messed up. Uh Phil, we cannot hear you whatsoever. This is where I think that jury messed up because there are some things that Afroman did that were pure slander and they should have found for that. But okay. Okay, now we can hear you. Now You're like Go ahead. How would you like to have a 30-minute phone call with LIA? No. On purpose? >> Yes, I would love to. I would love to. How do I do it? >> he's been getting so many emails for people wanting to talk to him on the phone. He has created a booking app schedule so you can schedule a 30-minute phone call with him. Oh my god. Didn't Kelly do that? >> Didn't Kelly do that? >> Kelly has a membership level that's like 100 bucks a month where you supposedly get a call with him. Thank you, Dave. Thank you, Dave, for the $10 super chat. Uh so Phil has a pull string like a kid's doll. You pull the string and he talks. Cool. Yep. Uh Phil, say something horribly inappropriate. >> I got to pull his string. Okay. That wasn't his string. >> [laughter] >> Why were there beans on it? Why were there beans on it? >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Why do I keep Uh so let let let since we're already 20 minutes after, let's hop into some Chili De Castro news. I need to go jump into a venom Uh apparently there there Chili filed his appeal in the Blue Bacon case back in November. He he filed it and it was only registered with the court to yesterday. Why? >> Apparently it's a huge clerical error on the part of the court. Uh Merb clarified it and we'll explain it tomorrow in our article at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. Uh basically somebody [ __ ] up and they did not let you or let uh they didn't file it. So, it hasn't advanced in since November. So, I don't know how that affects or impacts his uh his uh appeal because I mean it flew through all of his existing uh dates. I mean we're we're we're bordering on 180 days now. So well, it we we've blown past 90. I think it's closer to 120. But still uh he's probably going to get a second chance. In his John Doe case, it yesterday's filing where he was asking for an extension and then asking for early uh discovery they were both in the same document. The court filed them as two separate things. Today the court granted the extension but did not grant so far and we're still monitoring it the early discovery. So, he has another uh he has till June to serve the John Doe defendants but has no way to identify the John Doe defendants at this point in time other than him uh filing another request from the defendants. Though as uh P Docs has mentioned uh the I believe the arrest report has a few names in it and someone was able to get the body cam videos of one of the or video from one of the officers. So, that's all on P Docs's site right now, the public documents of Jose De Castro. You can watch the whole thing with both the audio and Hans version and the uncut thing and then compare it to Chili's complaint and they do not match up at all. I mean Shocking. Shocking. Shocking. >> Shocking. Shocking. >> Chili is claiming he's in handcuffs for like 40 minutes when in fact he was in handcuffs for like 12. Uh he claims there were 20 cops on the scene when at the most I think I counted five but I'll give him six if you if you include the sergeant. I couldn't see any I mean it was a while since I've seen the video but I'm remembering five or six. It was not the 20 that he is suing. Uh nobody made any threats towards him or anything. In fact, he was the aggressor. He was the one who blew through the U-turn and got out of his car and stormed towards the officers and the officers had every right when it was noted that he had violent tendencies to put handcuffs on him based on his actions. He literally came up to them, started screaming at them, blew through the elite and did an illegal U-turn, stopped his car, got out pulled up his shirt to expose his man boobs and then was still approaching the officers. He's lucky he didn't get tased or shot at that point. He was being so aggressive. But I mean that's why they picked on him. We've watched enough body cams that anybody who gets out and comes aggressive like that will get handcuffed. Yeah. Yeah. And >> they don't even need to know that you have violent tendencies, right? Like just the fact that you did that. Do you remember when um Lana decided to get out of the truck? Yeah. Yeah, with the uh >> pulled his gun. Yeah, she was with DMA and I think Sweet Tea at the time. >> Yeah, yeah. And just decided to rush out of the truck, right? And the officer's response was to take cover and draw his firearm because why are you doing that? Why are you Yeah, why In fact, all three of them ended up getting out of the car and being aggressive and the guy's like, "Okay, this is not the place where I die. So >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh so Chili got the rare win on that. Hey Virgo. We'll be with you for another hour so come on back after your meeting. Uh The uh yeah, I think that's the two Chili news that we had. Uh so he has not yet filed his Hey Dave. Uh he has not yet filed his And thank you, Dave. Dave's the one who figured who who got the latest documents in the Chili De Castro appeal in the Blue Bacon case. Uh yeah, he has not filed which was due today his response to the uh lawyer's request for uh for what do you call it? Uh fees and expenses from his loss last month in the LVMPD case. So, that was also due today. Uh he already had a one-week extension on that in order to uh And that's Michael Mee. So, what the hell is Michael Mee Michael Mee blowing deadlines is is stupid. Michael Mee's professional lawyer. He he shouldn't be blowing deadlines or waiting till the last second. I don't know. So uh in other news uh in in our probably one of our lowest viewed videos of the week uh DMA's lawyer that unhinged attorney Randall S. Newman filed his reply to uh the motion to move the case to Canada and the motion to make DMA put up a bond of $139,000. Uh essentially he said, "Well, they've been doing this case for over 6 months now with no problem about venue and all and participating fully. So, why is there uh suddenly a problem?" Yeah. Why is there suddenly a problem? And the other thing is is the lawyer Simon Lynn was so uh jacked up that he's going to win this case and Newman's like, "Not so fast. You haven't shown anything. You haven't even participated in discovery." Uh as it's come out in uh Carter Troll's own discovery answers he admits that he destroyed all of the the 1,700 videos. He admits that uh basically he uh tanked this case. And don't take my word for it. Go listen to Merb today where he literally goes over this and says he's like, "Okay, so he produced zero videos. He didn't even produce the video where he says that DMA gave him the exclusive claim, perpetual exclusive claim, forever and ever and ever to use his videos. He didn't even give that to them in this in the discovery process. Even though he says he has it, you know, uh Murb suggested settling nearly immediately and getting the hell out of this case because it's a loser. And I don't know. I don't know how much they don't even have uh the settlement meetings till July. There's a few outstanding things, including the anti-slap stuff. So, we'll see where this goes, but I mean it's bad. It it's a case that they're going to draw out, but from the start we've said that he probably should have settled, made the thing go away uh back before any uh any attorneys' fees were accrued. They could have settled this. They could have worked this out. And in fact, >> the other cases that are quietly being settled. Blackheart Knight settled. Uh we don't have any details on that, but that case went away. Uh the the what's the other case? The the lawyer who was is running the scam uh DMCA takedown service. Both of his uh his lawsuits where he was being sued are being settled right now. It's not like they won't negotiate, but I know the pride's there that you you don't give in to someone like DMA. He's an obnoxious [ __ ] I get that. But, if you're going to lose the case, the obnoxious [ __ ] isn't going to just because he's obnoxious doesn't mean he's going to lose. And this would be Go ahead. Well, and if you're going to lose, lose for as least amount of money as possible. Yeah. Uh right now uh no, it hasn't, Dagwood. The video has not been submitted through the discovery process. It's not there. Uh it's literally has not been submitted to the court. They submitted URLs, but they did not submit the videos, and those URLs were snippets. Uh if you want an in-depth on this, go watch Murb from today. Uh it's a bad situation for him. And if he loses this thing and he loses this thing big, he's going to end up having to pay DMA's attorneys' fees plus his own attorneys' fees. This could bankrupt them if it goes that badly. So, >> Yeah. I'm so glad nobody sues me. Nobody sues me. >> Yeah. Nobody. >> Yeah. I've never sued anybody. Nobody's sued me, and I'm 87 years old. What am I doing wrong? What? Yes. Uh Dagwood, no, it wasn't. It was never actually turned over to the court. So, I believe me, I've been going through this stuff. Nothing's in the discovery. This discovery's actually included DMA or uh Pro Art Troll's responses have been included today or yesterday in the stuff that was filed by uh Newman. So, go check that out. Uh yes, Pants is saying everyone should all sue uh Gia next week. Yes. Yes, we're going to have a sue Gia party where I where I'm meet on Discord. We're going to figure out who's suing her for what. We're going to take our turns. We're going to sue you into oblivion for all your mod money. >> Good good good. Bring it, baby. >> Maybe. Maybe our our next marathon should be sue for soup. Yes, soup recipes. >> Yes. Yes. Soup soup soup recipes. Yes. As I got a rare compliment from Gia today as yes for dinner, I had leftover butter chicken and uh what do you call it? Uh sliced baked potatoes with uh garlic uh olive oil and garlic. So, it was simple. >> I was I was gleefully delighted. Yes, I was. >> Yes. Yes. It Yeah. Anthony the Bulgarian is suing me because I'm claiming to be Italian. Yeah. Go for it. >> for it. Go for it, dude. Go for it. Uh just to point out that we left out the fact that Reagan Benson was dressed in apparently her USA outfit inspired by Afro Man today. I have not seen it. Uh Pants went apparently went temporarily blind when he saw it. So, [laughter] there you have it. There you have it. Uh NCR, do you have anything else for us? Uh an update to Zach's uh from uh Liberty Troll, his trespassing uh from the Polk County School District, the court date has been set for arraignment on April 16th. There you go. That's all I have. And his GoFundMe still says he wants $800. Okay. Just saying. Well, well, well, Zach, I will tell you what my dad used to tell me. Want in one hand, [ __ ] in the other, and see which gets filled up first. Uh yeah, but he was claiming he needed several thousand on his livestream. He listed it as $800. I'm just saying. Just saying. Well, folks, we're going to jump into our first uh our first drunk girl today. We're going to do an hour drunk girl, then we're going to get out of here tonight uh right on time, hopefully. Uh remember, we are still doing the make Phil say anything campaign tonight. So, with every super chat, you can make Phil say what you want him to. He is your puppet on a string. He's not from the Vatican. He doesn't worship the Catholic Church. Who do you worship, Phil? E U E U, who's the cousin of Zenu. And where do you live? Vatican West. Vatican West, that's right. He is in Vatican West, so you can't sue us, you Roman Catholics out there who are looking at the trademark of that Phil or that Pope ship as he's Pope Phil the Second. And I don't think there was ever a Pope Phil the Second in the Catholic Church, ever. >> Uh there wasn't ever a Pope Phil the First. Well, there was, but he died on another channel. He did. Yes. >> Okay. >> Horrible death. Horrible death. >> It It was horrible. Horrible death. Worse than Coke dog Worse than Coke dog. It was. Yep. Coke dog is not dead. Yes, he is. >> He's not dead. Yes, he is. He's he's out there, but he's making his way back one day. He's going to be back. I'm back. We just lost power. That was weird. That was weird. >> Yeah, but you just rejoined without me even clicking you. Uh the great power of E U E U. The great power of E U And we just lost Phil. Okay, then. Well, if anyone can hear me Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? >> The great power of E U E U. I joined is a miracle. It is a miracle. Resurrected. Resurrected. Speaking of miracles, we are not starting with the drunk girl tonight. We are starting with this wonderful gentleman and why you shouldn't dry hump cars at Whole Foods. Oh. Take notes, Phil. >> eligible to be married off to NCR. What the hell, man? The good news for me is I don't go to Whole Foods. NCR, it was only dry. You don't have to worry about anything. I don't want to be married to a dude. Do I dry hump her? It was a dry hump. Tell me where it is. Oh, okay. So, he didn't have his Okay, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Do we want to even know? >> No. No, because I've seen I've seen videos of never mind. Never mind. We're not going there. Let's just leave it. >> So, me and my coworker were standing right here having these conversations. Where do you guys work at? We work at Whole Foods Market. Whole Foods Market. Yes, sir. And what time was this at? 10:45 is when we saw her walk around the TD Bank corner. Mhm. Oh, it's a her. >> of the Infinity store, laid on the sidewalk. Oh, I'm sorry. It's a her, so So, then NCR will marry her cuz it's a her, not a he. Well, only if they vote. They vote through their donations. Uh it's it's even a $2 donation can get NCR to to to marry the dry humper at Whole Foods. Refrigerators? Is it a refrigerator? I hope not, but we'll see in a few minutes. It was back in 2024. So, that was before any arrests with that one. Hello Virgo, welcome back. We are >> Now, I need eye bleach. We are exploring why you should not dry hump cars at Whole Foods. So, Started doing like a bunch of stretches. Went to the light poles, [laughter] started spinning on your pole. Okay, what did What did the female look like in the She was uh Caucasian, blonde woman. She had sunglasses on. Some yoga pants. Color was about was kind of like purplish. Look like purple leggings and a pink sweater. Violet sweater and black pants. Barefooted. She was barefoot on the car, but she had some slippers in the car towards the front that she was demanding that I bring to her. She walked this way, ran behind a tree, was hiding. She ran over to this tree and she was staring at us. Um and then we were like, "Okay, what is happening?" Oh my god, you have And then that's when she ran to Getty's car. I came, I saw there was three guys coming. They say, "Is that your car?" I say, "Yes, that's my car." She laid on the hood, then she sat on the hood. But yeah, then you're like, "Okay, that's weird." And then she was sitting on top of the hood. She gets off, she turns it on, she starts like hip thrusting onto the hood. She was like kind of dry humping it. How did she dry She was kind of like throwing her back. It was like putting her ass on the car. And she like gets up and like power bombs down on the hood. Yeah. Uh she was putting her legs up. Was her butt on the hood or what How was she on the hood? Her butt She was turning like She was everywhere. She tried to recreate the light She was like flexing. I think she was trying to recreate refrigerator We don't say that name. We We don't say that name. We say that person. That that person. that special person that special person is for was trying to reenact Mark's worst nightmare. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Uh we do have a $20 bid from Mr. Dave. Uh marry this one. Maybe NCR is lonesome. So, >> NCR doesn't even have a car. She's useless to him. Let Let's get a look at the woman before we marry her off, but we've got 20 bucks towards NCR getting married. And Chichi says she was trying to turn on the car. Ouch. Maybe she's got an automatic Was she laying on the car when you Got here? Mhm. So, we took it upon ourselves to escort her to the vehicle and see if we could talk the the woman down the woman away from the car. As we were approaching the the the victim, turned on the car alarm to see if maybe that would scare her off. So, then Getty was like, "What do I do?" So, we just told her, "You know, turn your alarm on and maybe she'll just hop off and escape." >> Who's Getty? Okay. I pushed the panic button the alarm so she can leave and she would lie on top of the car. It It It excited her and she just got up on top of the hood. So, she did that and the girl gets up and runs on top of the hood, on top of the windshield, across the top of the car and sits on the back window. Okay. So, then at that point you're like, "Okay, this is This is happening, I guess." So, that's what we tried to tell her like, "Yo, like stop stop stop stop. Like, you know, please just get off the car. She wants to go home. Just get off the car." I was the one who initiated the uh the conversation. I asked I requested that she step off the car and get down from the car so the victim could go. Uh yes, Pants, you can get NCR a bottle of Turtle Wax as a wedding gift. [laughter] Yes. Yes. At two things. At two. Wow. Good lord. Wow. How many times do you guys think you asked her to get off the car? Like maybe I'd say 10 times. Okay. And she just wasn't listening. So, we thought maybe she had her headphones on. We were like, "Miss. Miss. Ma'am." She just was not responding. That's when we noticed like her face was like her lips were really dry. She had like a little cut on her shin. And then she just was rambling just nothing. And then she laid on top of the car. Okay. Like on top of the Basically the roof. Um we were like, Okay. So, we were just like, "Yo, like just please get off." And then she just started going off saying a bunch of racial stuff. And we were just like, "Okay." Um and none of those dents or anything that are on the hood of your car were there prior to today? >> [music] >> No, it's just that I didn't even see that at all, you know. I didn't even see that thing. I was so shocked. I didn't even approach her. I was shaking. But I was told you open the window and maybe we can fix it. It's my car. I forgot where is the >> [music] >> I'm sorry I didn't grab her by her hair and pulled her out of my car. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's what I would have done. I had a little Subaru Justy and I took it to the first Extreme Championship Wrestling uh uh convention in Philadelphia. Downtown Philadelphia, middle of a snowstorm. Uh Phil, are you peeing? Yep. I'm in Europe. Yes. That's what it sounds like. I am. That's what it sounds like. So, we're at downtown Philadelphia at this high class channel Yep. Uh downtown Philadelphia, it has snowed. Of course, Philly doesn't uh Philly does not uh plow until 3 days after the storm. And uh we get to the ECW arena and a friend of mine decides to build a snowman that's lying down on the ground, climbs to the roof of my car and does a moonsault off of my car onto the snowman. And it was spectacular. But he left dents all over the top of the car that I never quite explained to my parents. So, yeah. >> [sighs] >> Yeah. Those were the days. But it was great to see it. It was great to see it. He wasn't that drunk, but still uh moonsaults in a parking lot. Um I We were like, "All right, let's call the cops." So, I called the cops. And uh yeah, so once I kicked her slippers closer to her, she got off the car and proceeded to walk to the the bushes over there, start doing whatever she was doing. Yeah, and then like I think she kind of pieced it together like somebody called the cops. She started going and dancing off to the corner. Okay. All right. Who is this uh statement? All right, well, I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. March the 29th, 2024. Thanks to the Whole Foods grocers, police from West Palm Beach, Florida quickly locate a suspect matching the description of the purple clad woman with let's just say peculiar automotive proclivities. Here we go. Working on my dance moves. Working on your dance moves? We're over in the Xfinity parking lot? No. Just like two No. Um she could kind of pass for that person. Uh not really. >> [laughter] >> Not really. He could. Look at that. She looks a little like her. I'm sick and scared already. Please stop. Don't get humped humped in the inanimate objects or appliances, you know. Uh thank you, Dave, for the $5 super chat. Maybe she was buffing the car. But I'm I'm not an inanimate object. I'm a real boy. Uh yeah, this one's a definite dearly beloved in a few minutes. No. No. Uh he's already paid for it. He's paid 25 bucks to get you married off, so Uh Chichi, please don't say that name. Uh especially when when it goes up on the screen like this. So, we can say that woman. We can say the woman to her. Uh it's already on screen. It doesn't matter. It's It'll be in the video playback. Yeah, that's the That's one of the downsides of this side chat being displayed. Yes. Yeah. Two seconds ago? No. That wasn't you? Yes, sir. Yes. All right. Do you have a driver's license on you or anything? No. Nothing? What's your name? Shannon Beaty. So, you're just out here working on your dance moves? >> I work right over there. Where's over there? I'm casting a music video. You're making a music video? >> No, I was casted. Oh, nice. What music video you casted in? Kaplan. Who is that? K A P L A N. Okay, what's your first name? Shannon. A music video. Yeah. It's your middle name, Shannon? May. Okay, like the month? I M A Y. Okay, that's like the month. No, it's I am embarrassed. No, what's your last name? Beaty, like Warren Beatty. Your union really distressed me. My what? Your union really distressed me. My union? Yes. Your uniform? Your uniform. I said you What do you mean by that? My union? Yes, the union. Oh, okay. Why are you dancing on cars? Yeah, what what's what's the matter with your lips? Kind of tender. Did you fall down with your lips? >> attacked. Okay. So, why is it that you're like on top >> know. I'm just acting like Do you have ID? Identification? No? I was trying today to get my ID forwarded to my apartment for a dollar sign. Is that a debit card or credit card with your name on it? Credit card. Uh GG, just make it clear. You can delete it. The trouble is it's already on video playback. So, the side chat on the screen is part of the playback. So, it's going to be up anyway. I mean, if someone's rewatching this or God help us that person's rewatching it or watching it, they'll still see the name up to the point where it either scrolls off the screen or you delete it. So, that's why we asked not to say certain names or certain things because with the side chat up, it's nearly permanent. Huh. Music? No. No big deal. I doubt she's watching. Shannon's first name? Yeah. I was I was seen for a music video. Oh, okay. We're just making sure you're okay. We got a call and we just needed >> I wish I was drunk. I wish I was high. Me, too. Me, too. But, uh you know, we got to come do our job, you know what I'm saying? I I don't want to [ __ ] and moan. It's all good. I don't really like police. Well, we're not here to hurt you. >> My firefighter boyfriend decided not to have children anymore. Sorry to hear that. Well, not all cops are bad. We're here to just make sure everybody's okay. Peacekeepers, right? I don't want to pretend my husband Um [clears throat] He has risen. I'm not under arrest. Ooh. Someone recorded me doing awful dance moves, loud music. It's just a laugher. Were you just vibing? Can you tell him in Spanish I was practicing You want me to tell him in Spanish? It is embarrassing. Why are you smiling? You joking with me? No. I'm not joking. Like, I I'm an actress. Wait, what are you How am I going to tell Wait, she wants the cop to tell the other cop in Spanish Why? How? I I am at a loss >> that she was dancing. Yes, she wants her to tell She wants her to tell him in Spanish she was dancing. Uh Phil, uh then then it it we should go ahead before before NCR flees for the night, we should put this one in stone. Yes. Why do you hate me so much, people? What have I done to to you or your families or your ancestors? >> beloved, honored guests, honored chat [snorts] members who have paid for such glory. I now present to you this lovely dancing queen, your own NCR. Dancing queen, do you take our beloved NCR to be your lawfully wedded YouTube husband and to ride him like you ride that car? Oh, I'm 3 or 4 * 17, baby, but I'm still a dancing queen. And then, [laughter] NCR, do you take this lovely dancing queen to be your lawfully wedded YouTube spouse to honor, cherish, and to buffer whenever she requests it? I can't. I'm already married to the Mississippi Queen. She's got what I need. By the power vested in me by RuPaul's Buffers and Maguires rubbing compound, I now pronounce you YouTube husband and wife. May buff your wife. I'm going to grow up and >> I don't know Spanish that that well. I can I can only say like very little Como dice? Yeah, very poquito amount of Espanol. I am not your enemy. I didn't say you were. Then why are you surrounding me like you do? GM, this is how we stand. Would you like to go kill? I am your enemy. Chili? I am your enemy. Chili? Yep. Why would you say that, Chili? Because I'm your enemy. I'm your mortal enemy. You're Morton Downey Jr.? Yep. I thought he was dead. He is. He is. >> Okay. I'm coming to you from beyond the grave with the cigarette in my mouth. Then the cancer that killed him. That's [laughter] right. Uh good lord. No. Why would we want to kill him? No, but No, I'm not a hunter. I'm a fisherman now. I like to fish. I'm a hunter, too. But, I hunt so we like to hunt. Get over here. I'm going to solve this problem. No, I'm just waiting for dispatch to get back. >> [clears throat] >> I'm not going to invite you to my wedding. You don't want to invite me to your wedding? >> Why would I? Why would you? What's wrong with unions? Pensions. That's what they're for. That's a good thing. You get married to the firefighter? Pensions are good for people. Why won't you invite me to your wedding? I want to go to your wedding. Uh I think that's the last spring training games today. >> Oh, that's what he's watching. Mhm. Uh well, opening day tomorrow. Yeah. >> Opening day tomorrow, but But, yeah, the Yankees are winning their probably their last spring training game. So. Uh I thought I got it. That actually might be uh their opening day. I don't know. But, she's a dancer and you know what they say about dancers, don't you? That's right. Is it going to be an open bar? We want so much, don't you, American? Yes, I do. Is it going to be an open bar? I'm not. Are you not American? I'm not. I don't want to go. Not an open bar? Oh, call me out. I need to get a little, you know, a little happy. I'm living with a firefighter veteran. Good deal. >> the storing phase of each other. Opening day. I wish I had one. Maybe I could win the lottery or something. The lottery is from The Hunger Games. Yeah. I don't want to talk to you about it because like they're citizens. And so, I'm like I'm getting really abused by white trash. Sorry to hear that. I know. And you are Italian. Good good good call. >> You are, too. You are an Italian. Good call. I am. I have Italian heritage. You are right, but like the man in countries, you know, like I don't have to I need ADHD medicine. My ID. What's that, Gia? I think I'm going to have to start wearing headphones cuz I'm old and my hearing I can't decipher. You know what I mean? I hear street traffic and I can't hear the conversation. It's like my dad when we go to a restaurant, he couldn't hear the conversation. He heard all the rest of it. Yeah. I'm going to start wearing headphones. There you go. Yeah, I uh s- Sometimes it's hard for me to hear them, too, but uh >> Yeah. Yeah. I can do that. Yeah. Yeah. Uh my new phone is supposed to have something built in, though I don't use it to watch videos where it takes away it filters the audio from videos like this. So, the uh street sounds uh are they reduce the volume on those so you can hear the actual conversation. >> I'm going to wear my noise-canceling headphones. Yeah. There you go. >> better. It'll be better. Yeah. But, do your headphones give you the streetcar of desire? What? No. No. >> [laughter] >> Gia, Victor 6 1 Victor 1. A dollar 10. What is a dollar 10? My mail forwarding address from West Hollywood. Hey. Hey. Hey. Can you see this? Yeah. Um I'm going to send For what? I'm just I'm just making sure. For what? We'll explain everything. I just got a speeding You're going to be explained everything. I'm just doing this for your safety. I don't really want to go to court. We're not telling you about court. For what? Just stay there so that we can at least see where you're at and then No. It may be a 15-minute It's going to be a 15-minute >> being detained right now, okay? We have three witnesses that saw it happen. So, we're doing a show up. Can you do me a favor and go over there and relieve Go Window? Go Window is going to show you who and you're going to drive over here to do a show up, all right? Well, my car is over there. W- where wherever, just go over there, meet with Go Window Okay. and then I'll take it. >> He's going to He's going to show you the three people and then we're going to bring them over. >> Three? It's three show ups, yes. Did you let this passenger out for me? 30 was down. I'm still on 30 waiting for him to get out. Just Just let him know. Why am I being detained? So, I'm not allowed to continue the music video? No. Meanwhile, back at Whole Foods, the officers aren't quite finished with the helpful witnesses just yet. A suspect matching her description is in custody, but the witnesses must provide a positive identification of the perpetrator who damaged their co-worker's vehicle. All right. So, um I was going to read this to you. All right. It is In a moment, you I'm going to show you an individual. It's possible that person being shown to you is not the involved in the crime. You're not required to identify any person shown to you. Just take as much time as you need to look at the individual. This is as important or it is as important to exclude innocent persons from suspicion as it is identify the perpetrator. This procedure requires me to ask Well, well, the investigation will continue whether or not an identification is made. This procedure requires me to ask you to state in your own words how certain you are of any identification. Since this is an ongoing investigation, you should not discuss the show up or the results. All right? >> Okay. Yeah. Take that, Phil. Yeah. What was that? Does it usually smell like this back here? What does it smell like? Uh that's uh that's my dinner. Sweat and regret. my chicken wings. I haven't had a chance to eat them yet. Uh yeah. Last night you missed the regret that was all over the seat, that Phil. >> [laughter] >> You did. That's the lady made herself vomit. Yeah, it was. Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, it was bad. What did I do wrong? Why did I do that? over there that happened. Help me with this. We'll explain to you. You're not even my friends. You're not even my friend, Gia. No. Yeah. Are you mixed? >> Excuse me. Are you what? Are you a mixed race? Yeah, greatly. >> Why would she ask him that? Uh I don't know. >> She seems to be all over the place. It's okay. Go Go to channel three real quick. Tell them, "Hey, can you want to see me?" She's doing a lot on channel three. Huh? She's doing a lot on channel three. It's okay. All right, Santos. Santos is doing a lot on channel three. What does Santos mean to you? Santos? Over Trump. DeSantis? Yeah, I'm not a Florida celebrity. I'm not a Florida celebrity. I'm 6, I'm driving. What? That's good to know. I I have a fur niece. And I don't have her need for. Okay. Um I'm cooperating with your unit that I know disrespected my family. We'll be in the investigation tomorrow, okay? Investigation of what? You having cigarettes? You're being stupid. Motor station of a car. Hold on to her and bring her over here. Yeah. You have to stand right here. I'm being under ransom again from BLM? Okay, so they are right there. I'm going to put my spotlight Black Lives Matter? What? Yeah. Shine your light. She's under a ransom from Black Lives Matter. Okay. Okay, then. Yep. Get over here. Bring her over here. Hold on to her. Hold on Hold on to her. Hold on to My [ __ ] cot finally Let's go. Come on. Is that her? Incoming message. What's that? Definitely. 10-4? Okay. It's a 10-4. Say 10-4. Probably 10 copies. So, do you not like white women? Yeah, that's what it is. >> [laughter] >> Oh, [ __ ] Probably wait 9751 back to Whole Foods. Yep. English is a second language Do you understand that, please? >> [laughter] >> German. German. All right. Again, he's coming out to speak. That's Italian. She wanted her to speak. Put on her face. Yes, that one, sir, officer. How certain are you that, sir? 100% positive. All right. Next. All right, okay. Sorry. 10-4. 100%. Put in the vehicle saying I'm going to have a 10-15. Signal 40. Signal 40. Why am I being arrested? Lewd and lascivious actions. Why am I being arrested? We'll be in a moment. All right. Yeah. I just rolled through the Empire parking lot. I think this is one of those cases where she should have been uh charged with molesting a vehicle. Yes, that's what I was saying. Yep. Yep. Yes. Uh and yeah, cuz can you imagine Chili doing the same things to get >> Yes, I can, actually. >> Molesting the vehicle charge? >> [laughter] >> Yes, I can, actually. There's nothing in his pants, ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing in his pants. Good lord. Which is why he's rubbing it against the Uh good lord. With the suspect now secured and a positive ID from all of the witnesses, she is transported to the West Palm Beach Police Department for booking. Unfortunately, her erratic behavior continues. Yeah. Disgusting, Jim. Disgusting. What? Can I get some more caps? Oh my god, it's so God. All right, Miss Shannon, if you want to step out for me. It's Mrs. Mrs. Shannon, can you step out for me? Oh. Mrs. >> you going to pay me $17,000? I wish I had that to pay you, but I don't. We're going over here, okay? Do you like when you pretend that you're taller than me? No, or you're going to be There you go. >> [laughter] >> Now you're taller than me. Because you're poor. I know. Any votes for Santos? Yeah. Come on. We're going this way. You didn't stop posting my I need you to Can you can Can you walk? >> you. Okay. No, you're not going to follow me. You're I'm going to follow you. Go Go that way. Instagram. Okay. On Instagram. You have to go in front of me, please. Just come on. >> I don't English is my second language. So, I go to the right of the Yes, to the right. To the right of the police car. Thank you. No, no. Yeah. Over here, but then to the right. That door right there, okay? Just stand in the grass right there. Thank you. This door here on the right. So, where do you live in Florida? I live in Palm Beach Gardens. Over here. Ew. I know. Ew. Ew. Come on. Go to this door. Yeah. You're one to judge, lady. You're humping cars at Whole Foods. Sure. You white trash. Yep. No, I don't. Yeah, yeah, no. That sucks. Just hang tight right here. You can sit in that chair for me. You what? I have an attorney that's paid. That's fine. Sit in that chair and kick your shoes off for me. And I'll take your cuffs off. Please. How about um You speak English. Come on, Shannon. >> No, I don't. Uh uh uh uh >> take your cuffs off first. No hablo inglés, Jim. I don't speak English. >> off. Oh. Okay. Okay. I don't understand. I don't understand what you're saying. My natural language is gibberish. >> [laughter] >> No, no. Stand over there. Ah, those 15 minutes are up. Enough with the Hawk Tua. You can stop. I'm going to take this off. >> Hey, you're African. Where's Obama? Where is Obama? Where is Obama, African? Yeah. Can you take your scrunchie out for me? Does it matter to you, African? You can throw it on that chair for me. Why would I? Go ahead and throw it on that chair. You know what? The word English is Yeah, take your jacket off. So my jacket is Do you want to do me sometime? Your jacket is going with you. So just take it off for me. You can't have it in there. Can I give you my t-shirt instead? I can keep my long sleeves. Just take your jacket off. I'll give it back to you. When we leave, you'll get it back. Okay? Thank you. I am paying rent. I know. Yeah, that's fine. And you have Okay. >> Okay. You have a mortgage. I know. Boom, right there. Just throw it right there. I'm paying rent. Gia. Don't know what that means. Miss Shannon, can I have you just give a little search for this lady real quick? Just put it on the chair for me. Thank you. My partner is going to search What is What is this right here? Is there anything in there? Okay, well, my partner, who's a female, is going to search you. All right. >> For what? For contraband. What's in your pocket right here? Not fentanyl. You say that. Okay. Thank you. Oh good lord. >> That might be >> she's going to search you in just a second. Just hang tight. Indiana Hoosiers. You Florida Mickey Mouse. Ooh. Uh 40, signal 40. Op, just hit midnight. Come here. And she didn't turn back into a pumpkin. You got a bra on? I have a bra that I got something I got on there on. Bye, Floridian. What? Oh my god, you're white trash. >> god. God. co-workers are white trash. Why? Because they make below $20,000 a year. Below $20,000 a year? I guess I'm white trash You're adopted. No, you're adopted. Thank you. You're adopted. You're adopted. I was adopted. Almost two and a half hours later, the police prepare to interview the suspect and begin by informing her of her Miranda rights. I'm going to read you something real quick, okay? All right. So I'm going to ask you some questions, all right? So just say yes or no. Uh You have the right to remain Like after I read them to you, I'm going to ask you if you understand, all right? You understand me? Say yes. No comprendo? Uh you have the right to remain silent and not answer any questions. Do you understand? Why am I being arrested? I told you. Criminal mischief, all right? So I'm going to restart again, okay? You have the right to remain silent and not answer any questions. Do you understand? No comprendo. All right, you have the right to the presence of a lawyer of your choice before you make any statement and during questioning. Do you understand? No comprendo. All right, if you cannot afford a lawyer, you're entitled to the presence of a court-appointed lawyer before you make any statement and during any questioning. Do you understand? >> Okay, any statement can be made used against you in court of law. Do you understand? No comprendo. All right, any statement you make must be freely voluntarily given. Do you understand? No comprendo. All right, is there any given time during the interview you do not wish to answer my any question, you're privileged to remain silent. Do you understand? No comprendo. All right, I can make no threats or promises to induce you to make a statement. This must be at your own free will. Do you understand? No comprendo. Having these rights in mind, do you wish to talk to me now? No comprendo. Okay. Mhm. Still >> Okay, then. Sitting comfortably at one extreme end No comprendo. Yeah. Yeah, I I wonder how well that's going to play. I I told them I didn't speak English, your honor. Uh-huh. >> Yeah. He didn't And they told me these things in English, and I told them no comprendo. They didn't make me understand my rights cuz I told them I don't speak English. Yeah. Yeah, and they're mean girls. Chi Chi's a mean [laughter] girl. And Gia is a mean girl. They made me cry. Yes. Yes. end of the intelligence bell curve or the other, the suspect claims she doesn't speak English and refuses to answer any questions. With her booking complete, it is time to prepare her for transport to the Palm Beach County Jail. I am not going to be your submissive. So go find another submissive to blind and torture. Um fine. I'm not going to Um I know what you're saying. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. Oh. So remember I don't want these tight. >> you see that [ __ ] sore on my hand? A sore? I am not your submissive. No one's saying that. You're Oh. Of course I am. I was just talking Here, and see ours now. You got to tell me if these are too tight. I told you to tell me. So I don't want to hurt you. Daddy. I don't want to hurt you. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. That's not nice. Daddy. You got an audience. Daddy. Do you like doing the private in my ass? Nope. Like you. There we go. I like you. Okay. Soon enough, the suspect is escorted into the patrol cruiser for transport to Palm Beach County Jail. But, in case you haven't guessed, she hasn't yet finished making outrageous comments. Shock. I'm shocked they tell you to You're shocked. Shocked and awed. That she's not done making outrageous comments. Shocked. Shocked. Yeah, it's like a weekend with me. It is. I am numb to I am numb to other women's shocking behavior because I spend weekends with Gia. Yeah, exactly. Gia's nowhere near the racist this woman is. No, never. Don't mention little people. Little people set her off and little dogs. That's their people. >> dogs. She has a she has a real hard time with little dogs. She hates them. Hates them. They are real people and real dogs despite what Oh dear god, what's on the screen? Oh dear Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> Uh we're almost done with this one, then we have a short one, then we'll get out of here for the night. Oh my god. That was very vulgar of you. Yeah, man. The officers then attempt to placate the woman and her lascivious mind by playing popular and extremely copyrighted music on their patrol car radio. During this time, they have an amusing discussion worthy of the pen of Quentin Tarantino himself regarding drinking at dance clubs, bonfires, and favorite alcoholic beverages. The drive itself is fully recorded and uneventful, and I only report this because of what the suspect will claim next. There we go. All right, Miss Shannon, come with me. >> Missus. Missus Shannon. Missus. You can respect that. Missus. Come on. You going to drag me out? No, ma'am. I'm going to bring you out here. I don't know. Are you still single? Mhm? Disgusting. This way? Come on. Are you going to go make your sentence until the judge are you going salsa me in the car. Uh-huh. This way. See where it says female intake? We're going to that door, okay? I have a sick life. I'm an absolutely sick man. >> Hey, you shouldn't have done Is that just like you? To the door? All right. And then when you go in, just wait right there for me, okay? Professional boundaries. There is no such thing as professional sexual relationships between staff and inmates. Horse betting. Oh, hello. How are you? This seems like a combination I assaulted my police officer several times. What was that, Phil? I said it seems like a combination of drugs and mental illness. Something like that, yes. I told him that I know basically he cheated and he has a contract and he's still trying to kill me because of this act. Okay, then. I have two machines inside there and Sarah portrayed a human. Bang. Bang. Bang. I'm playing dead. I told him. Oh my god. Oh my GOD. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. YEAH. NO. NO BRENDA. THE SUSPECT WAS CHARGED WITH criminal mischief for damages over $200 and under $1,000. Her bond was set at $1,000, but on April the 26th, 2024, she was found incompetent to stand trial. I told my family that I was being On May 5th, I got touched inappropriately. without consent. I'm now pregnant. >> [music] >> Good luck, Ann Taylor. Good luck. Good luck, Ann Taylor. >> good doctor. Yep. Get a good shrink. Yeah. Yeah. And a good lawyer for the pre-nup. Yep. Yep. Okay, folks. We're going to go to a scuffle at a high school. Chaotic police fracas for the last 8 minutes tonight. Uh we will not be marrying off Ann Taylor or any of these people in case they're under 21. Yes. Just in case. Yes. Just in case. 2024. Young people braving the angsty trials [music] of adolescence to forge of themselves the men and women they will become. Mastering challenges both academic and athletic to achieve the aspirations [music] of excellence. Their proud moms and DADS RAISED THEM. CAT FIGHT. YOU WANT TO GO, JIM? YOU WANT to go? Uh Yeah. Wait, who? Predator troll. Uh yeah, they've got another baby on the way. >> Yeah, and he's playing dumb. Yep. Yep. Okay. Yep. You see we come to break it up, you stop. She never grow. She got in my face. Like what Why Why did y'all start fighting when I showed up? >> Because What? When I showed up, I got in between y'all, then y'all started fighting. CUZ SHE GOT IN MY FACE. She literally started I was right there in between y'all. Okay. I don't care. She got in my face. What? No. No. No. She can't play the victim like that. No. Jamie, you don't get to play a victim like that. So, to clarify, apparently the 18-year or the redhead is over 18. Everyone else they're blacking the faces out. So, just to be clear here. Oh, he's No, because I've been I've been sticking You want to know cuz the northeast is over 18. I'm just sticking like no. No. I'm going to sit there and pull hair. Who the [ __ ] pulls hair and starts swinging fists? Hey, he's Yeah. SHE PULLED OUT MY HAIR. RELAX. WHO PULLS HAIR? HOW old are you? Oh goody, redacted redacted redacted. >> Huh? I just turned 18. Just turned 18. Ouch. Just old enough to catch a charge. Authorities are obviously skittish about releasing video to the general public so full of minors. Thus all other videos surrounding this arrest is redacted. But let's view another angle. Okay. Go to your car. Go to your car. Get out of here. Go. I did not hit her first. You hit me. What do you mean you hit me? No. You see we come to break it up, you stop. She never grow. She got in my face. Like what was Why Why did y'all start fighting when I showed up? Because What? When I showed up, I GOT IN BETWEEN Y'ALL, THEN Y'ALL STARTED CUZ SHE GOT IN MY FACE. She literally started We were I was right there IN BETWEEN I DON'T CARE. SHE GOT IN MY FACE. WHAT? NO. NO. NO. She can't play the victim like that. NO. ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. You >> [laughter] >> never said to Gia under any circumstance. I'm I'm walking with you. I'm just sticking up for her and I'm the one that like no. And once again, for reasons of privacy, the authorities have censored the video feed. Let's Okay, we're going to jump through this. No. No. No. You see we come to break it up, you stop. Good night, Gia. She never grow. She got in my face. Like what Why Why did y'all start fighting my face. Both with battery. Hold on. Hey, he's Who's that? You already TAKING HER OUT. SHE PULLED OUT MY HAIR. THE SUSPECT WAS CHARGED BOTH with battery and with battery on a law enforcement officer. Bail was set at $1,000 per charge for a total of $2,000. She pled no contest to the charges and was given 3 years probation with adjudication withheld. Well, folks, we're at the end of another night. I want to thank everyone for being with us tonight. Uh I want to say good luck and Godspeed to Mr. NCR for his marriage to that wonderful German woman who may or may not be still in jail uh And only speaks Span- the German woman who only speaks Spanish. Yes, no comprendo. No comprendo. Uh we'll be back with you tomorrow night same time same space. We may be doing inappropriate Phil night three. Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Never know. It's a Thursday and anything can happen. I never want to be appropriate. I never want to be appropriate ever again. Ever again. That's right. Uh now I need to go find the video about James May's secret underground Virgo. The one he put out today was about his refrigerator in the blackout bunker. It was hilarious. So What is this? Uh James May from Top Gear. Oh yeah. Yeah. He does cooking shows in his blackout bunker. Yeah. >> Which he did a behind-the-scenes today. It was pretty funny. So There you go. On that note, we are out of here. We will see you again tomorrow. >> [music] [music] >> Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning