[Music] It's been dark way too long in this place. That bright smile long gone been replaced. From ear to ear, I see that fear in your face. Tell me when the last time you felt safe cuz there's some evil people in the streets. Evil at your front door creeping while you sleep. It's time to raise up. Show that evil weak. We don't turn the other cheek. I can show you how to be strong. Come on, follow me. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like what's up. I know the journey got hard for a minute. But I ain't giving this up. Yeah. I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I kick back up. We go through bad days, hard times, low pay, high crime pathways to a life without sunshine. I'm the lifeline with this life. I'm going to be the pipeline shining in the night time. Bet on me to smoke down. I'mma go toe to toe. Already know that I'm never going to back down. Bet on me to stand tall. I take on anything for my crew. Better risk it all. Wicked, wicked people in the streets. Corruption in the politics in the police. It's time to raise up. Take a stand against the seat. We won't take a backseat. I can show you how to be strong. Come on, follow me. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. No more running from the bad guy. I'mma stare him in the eye like what's up? I know the journey got hard for a minute, but I ain't giving this up. Yeah, I got the heart of a champion. If I get knocked down, I get back up. Get back up. Get back up. Get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. If I get knocked down, I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma get back up. I'mma go. Heard you looking for a hero. Well, look up. Yeah. No more running from that bad guy. Don't worry about it. I'm right here. What's up? I know that journey been hard for you. Okay. I ain't giving up. We ain't giving up. I got the heart of a champion. And if I get knocked down, I get back up. >> Yo yo yo yo yo. Hello everybody. How the hell are you? >> If I get hard for a minute, do I need to contact my doctor? >> Yes. >> Uh yeah. Uh more than a minute of your age. Yeah. Just saying that the the misses in her melons might make you a little bit excited. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The only advice I can give is life is like a wiener. It's hard for no reason, but it won't stay hard forever. >> Hello everybody out there. Uh Pope do the Griffy thing. Hello, sir. It's so wonderful to have you in our chat and grace us with your presence and magnificence. And thank you for blessing Becca with your magnificent nighting. She has thoroughly enjoyed it, I'm sure. >> My god. >> Uh this is our another Griffy Tuesday. So, Griffy got to name the stream, which is probably why we're doing such low numbers tonight. >> Yeah. >> As everyone knows that there is no way in hell that G is going to be trying Vegemite tonight. >> Uh, >> eat the Veite. >> I was uh, hey, Becca. Hey, everybody else. I was going to do >> Hey, start of when Jim needs to start telling us how wonderful we are. >> No. Well, we'll get to that. >> Yes, that is true. >> Yes, a painful reminder. >> Yes. >> You're all wonderful and Pope Phil is so full of wonder that it's not it's not funny. Pope Phil is the most >> bred my gut and I have a gut to prove it. >> Yep. Uh, Pope Phil, if he'll let me finish giving him a compliment before talking over me, is so full of wonder and so full of, "Hey, Facebook Karen that the fact is uh, Phil, Touche, uh, Gia, and Mr. NCR are the core team and the most excellent of execution that we've ever had." Now, uh, we do have something to address before we had to go any further. Uh, apparently we had, uh, some call out or something on the Dr. Dave show. I only watched part of it. Uh, I I just will say that Dr. Dave, I if you were serious about coming on, there's a couple of problems with that. You said you were going to email me to come on when Mr. Newman was on last week. Number one, uh, we don't do a spur-of the- moment uh, guests on the air. And number two, our cast has to agree when we're having somebody on, and having you on right now would cost us a couple of cast members uh, who wouldn't be on that show and who are not comfortable with you. Uh, thank you, Hanks Corner, for member 5 months. Levels folks blessing message. Feel free to interrupt, Jim. Uh, >> thank you. Thank you, Hank. Thank you. Thank you. See, I have Hank's permission. I have Hank's permission. Chief will back me up. >> Uh, let me just finish this statement, then we'll go forward. Not everybody in the world's going to like you, Dave. And we have no animosity towards you. We have no animosity towards anyone really, except for a couple of very special snowflakes out there who know who they are. We're not goating you into a fight. We're not going anyone into a fight, but we're not fans, and that's okay. You're not fans of us either, and we can exist, and you can exist in your space uh for what you do. I will commend you that it looks like you're learning from uh being dinged by some of these copyright things and you're actually uh complying with what they've been asking of you to shorten the clips you use and do all that and it seems like it's a better product for it. So, I I'll congratulate you on that, but there's no animosity here other than we're not having you on the show, and that's just we can't come to an agreement as a group to have you on, so we're not going to have you on. And that's our statement on it. Uh, thank you for the $2 super chat from Griffy. Anyone can interrupt Jim. Thank you for uh being a member for >> only me. It's only me. Hank said it was only me. Thank you for being a member for 11 months. Level ruler of the kitties. Uh from Miss Touche, I see Hanks 9 months and raise him two months. >> So yeah, believe it or not, we are almost at 12 months of being monetized on YouTube. Uh thank you, Becca, for being a member for 6 months. Level Pope's blessings message. Yes, Jim got several sentences out. Wow. Oh yes. So anywh who we have like I said we have only we have shared our animosity for a couple of people. Uh >> Dan >> we have we don't have animosity. We have sponsors WF WF WF. >> And hello Hank of Hank's Corner. How are you? >> Hello. >> Hey Hank. Good morning. >> Welcome. Welcome, dear. >> So, yesterday, for those who saw it, Mr. Chili Dcastro went apeshit last night at a Safeway in Washington DC. Did anyone else see that or was I imagining it? >> I don't watch him. Thank you. >> Okay. Uh, thank you Gothic Sparrow for beating all of you being a member for 12 months level. Pope's blessings. Message Touche. I'll raise you one. >> You beat me. >> Uh, well, do I get 13? Do I have 13? >> We weren't I don't think we were monetized 13 months ago. Uh, yeah. Oh, well. >> Uh, anyway, so Chile was at a Safeway. They were cops were arresting some girl for shoplifting. He decided to become involved. So, he's apparently walking between the doorway and 30 ft away and the doorway and 30 ft away. And the cop eventually comes out and says, "Hey, stop doing that. Just stick where you are." And he gets in the cop's face and it's the old Chile again. He's screaming at the guy. He's challenging the guy to go to the gym to work out and saying how much that he would destroy the man who was at least foot and a half taller than than Chile and at least 200 at least 100 lb heavier. >> He he would destroy him if he got him on the mat. He would just all excited about it. He was so excited that he was trembling and it looked like he was going to have a stroke at one point. >> There's an obvious joke there, but Phil can say it. >> He wanted to get a stroke in, but the cop let him. >> He'll have a stroke. >> Yes, >> definitely will. >> Yes. >> So, >> but he couldn't tell. The pro the problem is you couldn't tell because you know he's an innie. He come to Seattle and and see if Glenn can leg sweep him. >> Oh >> yeah. Yeah. Cuz >> that would be fun. >> Glenn's been kind of missing lately. So >> no one >> he probably is. You know, Glenn's just sort of out there and we've uh haven't had reports on Glenn for like four or five months now. >> Yeah, Glenn's got Glenn's got lympadeema. >> He's not very mobile. I guarantee. >> Okay. >> Only going to get >> touch. Have you checked behind the building he was hiding behind last time we saw him? >> Oh, when he couldn't fit behind a courthouse. Use like a cardboard box to hide in like an Australian does. >> They don't make them big enough. >> Um that would have to be a box for a deep freezer. Maybe. >> Yeah, >> maybe maybe tape two of them together. >> Yeah, Glenn is a special somebody. Uh, so anyway, just to finish up on Chile Castro, he is in Washington DC. He is looking for the Trump takeover. He says he hasn't found it. And now he says that the LA riots were not riots. He was safe completely when he was on the front lines at the LA riots despite being hit in the back of the head by friendly fire from a thrown water bottle. And remember when he dramatically said he was shot by a rubber bullet on camera. >> Yes. He's he's he's now saying that the LA riots were all a hoax and nothing happened. The media made it all up. The media made it all up. >> I I I have a serious legit question. >> Yes. Applying that logic that Chile just stated, saying that the riots in LA were a hoax. Was he in on the hoax then? So, he's a government shill. >> Oo. Uh well, remember he >> he is now a journalist and a civil rights activist and a uh first amendment auditor and uh a rrestlin specialist and go ahead. >> He's not a journalist. He just misspelled journalist. He's spreading his knees across the country, >> but he's back in the arms of Dick Heler. He did it again. Okay. So, so they were >> hold on. Uh, thank >> so good. >> Thank you, Dave. Member for 12 months. Level Pope's blessing message. Chile neutered by LV jail has worn off. Yeah, kind of. He He I Hey, Caruso. Uh, >> hey, Caruso. >> Hey, Karen. Sorry, I forgot to say that earlier. He seems to be triggered because he got triggered yesterday during the uh during the he was at a Ukraine rally and some another large black man who is a police officer. That seems to be his trigger because he went off a cop who looked just like the cop he went off on last night earlier that day. He told that cop to go [ __ ] himself and then he was paranoid cuz that cop was talking to Secret Service and I was like, "Oh my god, what did I do?" So, >> can Vice arrest him for propositioning somebody? Uh well, remember he's with Dick Heler now and okay, they were touring Washington DC Saturday night and oh my god, Chile for real would not putting his put his hand he kept doing it. He put his hand gently on Dick Heler's shoulder in an intimate style. It was like, "Oh my god, what the hell is this?" And I'm not >> Okay, I have an idea. >> Boundaries. Boundaries. Man, >> I I I have a I have a theory. >> I think this theory is plausible. Like highly plausible. The reason why Chile is going off on African-American cops, two theories. Theory one, he misses Roy. >> Right. >> Plausible. plausible >> roar theory 2. He's a super fan of the show Family Matters and wants to be the neighbor of Carl Winslow aka Reginald Van Johnson. >> There you go. Well, yesterday at the UK Ukraine uh uh demonstration, Heler was there. And now, mind you, Heler's in gym shorts that come up to mid thigh and he's wearing fulllength black socks that are pulled all the way up to his knees. >> Mhm. >> So, did he have sock suspenders on holding him up? >> Sexy. >> He did not, but they were both wearing matching Okay. Chili's got these black t-shirts now with press written on them and a peace sign underneath the word press. So they were twinsies though Chile wasn't wearing the short shorts. So >> but anyway, >> hold on. I'll be back. >> Okay. Uh so he gently placed his arms around well his his his left arm around Mr. Dick Heller and they were cordally can I mean cordally uh near each standing near each other before uh >> Yes, >> you can do that. You could do that better. I mean you could describe it a bit better. I mean >> I'm trying to keep I am trying to keep my dinner down so I am not going to go further. You can imagine Daddy did. >> They were embraced in a passionate grasp where Chile whispered sweet nothings into his ear. >> Yes. >> He was hoping Dick would put his head on Jose's shoulder. >> That's what it was getting to be like. But then uh at some point Dick was like, "Uh, I got to go." And uh Chile said, "Well, I've got the Metro card. I'll see you back at Heler headquarters." So, they even have a name for their love nest. I mean, their their their headquarters. Their >> Heler headquarters. >> Probably Probably is headquarters. >> I'm willing to bet in his ears. I can't quit you. >> I just can't. >> I can't quit you, Dick. I can't quit the dick. >> That's uh Gia has rejoined. We'll get you back on, Gia. Hold on. Uh so >> no, my daughter just landed in my daughter just landed in Vegas Ukraine. >> Yep. >> Uh so good that she's in uh good that she's in Vegas and hope she has a good time. And yes, Touche, uh, yeah, I don't think they could find Ukraine on a map. Uh, yeah. Uh, Cruso, we do not want to know about limpage. I'm sorry, whoever was limping, that's none of our business. That's none of our business. But good lord. Uh, so we've got a very, very special drunk girl tonight. and very >> tonight. >> Uh, this one we pre-screened part of it in in group chat >> and she seems like the perfect the absolute she she knocks it out of the park for NCR's criteria, >> but we all know Gia has already predeemed the things that will result in NCR ultimately rejecting this girl. So, sight unseen, folks. We're going to play this. It's a longer one, so we may go over the 9:00 hour on the East Coast tonight, but put your bets inside chat as to why NCR is going to reject this girl with before you even see her. Just put them in side chat. Whatever you think. >> Do you think I'm that that much of a miserable old bastard? >> Yes. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> You guys are my best friends. You know me too well. >> Yes, we do. >> Yes. Yes, >> we do. >> Yes. >> As I sip on my FGO. >> You're FGO. >> Timberland Township, Ohio. Ohio Highway Patrol. Okay. >> Yes, she's in Ohio. And this was from last year, so she's probably still in Ohio. >> Ohio. Uh, Gothic Sparrow was in at a 0 235, though we don't know if she's drunk or not. She Yeah, she is. It says drunk 19-year-old crashes car. So, there we go. Now, let's try this. >> Sue Bear says racism. >> Yes. >> Not a white uh Angela White. >> Lemon Tart. >> Lemon Tart says she's too crazy. >> Crazy. No, no, no. No such thing for for NCR is too crazy. >> So, let's start this one. >> All I have to say is grippy socks. 31 doesn't matter. >> 31. [Music] >> You could uh pull right in front of the squad here on their side of this car. >> Okay. How far up is he? >> The car is between the squad and the fire truck right now. So, >> okay. We can move those if you need to. >> Okay. Thank you. >> Yep. >> Looking up the uh township. They're not that far from me. >> So, you may already know this girl. >> Yeah, >> you may interact with her every day. >> Don't highly doubt it. All right. But let's just say the distance wise is a uh >> not that long of a car drive. >> She may be a barista. You don't know. >> Yeah, >> I know the barista's at my coffee shop. >> Yeah, I know. You may recognize her. >> Yeah, you could recognize her to be your future wife. Yeah. Why do you sound like somebody else I know who says every time I go there, ask them out? >> Ask him out. E, ask him out. Your mom just wants you to to to find the the right one. >> Be happy. Just be happy. >> Uh, Sue Bear, it's Moon Miss, which would be the equivalent of Mountain Dew. >> Yep. Be authentic and be happy. >> Yes. >> Yep. Those are the rules. >> Hey, Paul. >> Ceaseless is going with racist. >> Yes. >> Uh, go ahead, Touche. >> I had another bag of the um dill pickle flaming Cheetos. >> Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> We've got her addicted. We've got her addicted. >> They all >> Oh, good lord. Yeah. [Music] I'll have to one of my nephews is addicted to pickles, so I'll have to get my sister to get him a bag of those. Hey, >> Tina Slay on here. They won't talk to us. took out a pole about 30 yards or so behind where they're parked. >> So the is it a father? >> Yeah. >> He was the only one on my darling driving the wheel locked up on him and lost control. The other two women were not on the scene and they came back in this vehicle. I don't know the driver. She claims the driver of the vehicle back there claims she has no idea what's going on with them. Two girls are in the back. They're refusing to talk to us. >> Do they only have one cup? >> Ouch. >> All right. So, are you saying you were driving? >> Yeah. All right. Come here. >> No, we'll leave this open. >> Oh, >> have a seat in this seat for me, please. >> Yeah. You weren't driving. Get out of the car, please. >> What's that? >> Was that's how I drive. That's my car. That's how I drive. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Do you do you do you think that I'm stupid and that and that I don't and that I don't do this for a living? >> If I find you to be lying and we go through this whole process, you will be charged with more than just failure to control. >> What? He's lying about driving. Yeah. >> Yeah. He says he was trying. >> Yeah. He wasn't driving. >> I get it. Like I I I get what you're trying to do, but I need to talk to the people that was driving this car and that was in this car. >> I don't know how to work this car. >> I'm trying to find the windows. >> Okay. I'm trying to speak to the ladies in the back here. >> Okay. >> How are you guys doing? >> We're okay. >> You're okay? >> Yeah. I just >> I >> Well, I is Is that your dad? >> Yeah, it's my dad. >> Okay, >> I I understand. And I can He's trying to take responsibility for this. >> Yes. >> Getting a tingling somewhere in my person. >> Oh my god. >> He saw he saw the cleavage and it's piqu his uh interest. >> Dearly beloved. You have my curiosity at this point. Let's just put it that way. >> Now, now, Phil, we have to wait on Dearly Beloved till halfway through the video. Remember, it's the old rules. We have to We have to give it >> We have to give it 20 minutes to see what he's going to come up with to reject her. >> But that's that's fair. >> This is Yeah, we're get We're marrying too quick. Look at Parson. He's got what? 19 wives now. >> Not anymore. They all left him. >> Oh, they did? >> Yeah. >> They weren't satisfied and they took all his money. >> Oh. >> And then one of them found out Oh, uh, the other big news of today, Jill responded to the message to a post on his YouTube where someone asked him when the uh, board game would be done. and he replied, "He will show it off next week as it is finished." >> Of course, >> it is finished and he's going to show it off next week. >> Is he saying it's finished or it's going to be infinish? >> No, it is finished. It is completed. >> He changed that. >> He said he's he's now he's got to fund raise whatever. So he backtracked after that, >> but but the game is functionally done and he's going to show it off. >> Yes. >> I need to talk to the drivers of that vehicle. >> Carson, technically you got an hour because you had 19 marriages in a 20our marathon. So that's only one an hour. >> Yeah. You you had a lot of time person. >> That only aes. >> Yeah. Yeah. You had a lot of time. >> Yeah. >> Well, I sent him enough Bluetooth to last him the night. >> Dehydrated. Yeah, he's very dehydrated. >> Taking me to my boyfriend's house. >> Okay. Again, I need to speak with the driver of that vehicle. I just I I just talked to your dad. Your dad was not driving the car. I've got I've got different ways of finding out who was driving the vehicle. >> Um, you know, this is this is what I do for work. >> Um, >> and he was not operating that vehicle at the time of the crash. >> Okay. So, >> oh, who was operating the vehicle at the time of the crash? >> Hi, guys. >> Long pause. >> Yeah, long pause. >> Yep. >> They're thinking. >> Yep, >> ma'am. >> DNA and fingerprints. >> Okay. And was she in the in the vehicle with you? >> Looks like she's got some kind of I need your guys' information for for this crash report. Okay. License with you. >> Costume. >> I don't have it with me, but I have license to security. >> Okay. How old are you? >> I'm 19. >> Again, with the intrigue, >> you guys will all be going home at the end of the night. Yes. >> Okay. >> Yes. But but but we have we have things to do between now and then. Okay. >> Okay. We don't need to be checked out by a squad. Okay. >> Thank you, my darling. It's a [ __ ] It's a [ __ ] pile. It's a [ __ ] pile of a house. >> You guys didn't hit your heads or anything. We're okay. >> Okay. Um Serena, you were driving. I'm going to have you come up with me. Okay. I need a statement from you. Um >> Okay. >> And jail. >> What's that? >> Are you going to jail? >> No. Regardless of what I find tonight, you're not going to go to jail. Okay. >> Not unless you try to fight me. Okay. >> No, I don't want to fight you out when I go. >> You You don't seem like Okay. Up here to the front of my car. Okay. >> Okay. >> Now, in the past, NCR has said too much red has been a problem. >> That's true. >> NCR, >> no, it was different. >> What do you think of her red highlights? >> It's a nice look. I mean, I've done multicolored hair myself. I've done what would not be >> not her hair. Her her outfit. >> Oh, it's a very nice outfit. I can see it's supposed to be some kind of like I said, crow or maybe a gesture or a clownish costume. Being a fan of ICP, I I mean, I'm not opposed to the look. I hang around jugos. I am not 67 years old. I am 38. >> 58. He's 58. >> Drop the 58, please. >> He's 58. >> How did How did Why is Parson adding adding 9 years to it anyway? >> He's 58. >> I don't know. >> Are you not 58? >> Please. You're right. Gia is right. I'm sorry. >> 56. 56. >> No, but I' I've got a job to do right now. I understand that your dad's trying to take responsibility for you. trying to keep you out of trouble. But >> there's other things going on here than just that. >> I know. I'm really sorry. >> You're okay. >> So, what I'll do like these doors lock. Okay. I'm going to I'm going to set you in the back, but I'll leave the window down. If anyone wants to come up and talk to you, they can talk to you. >> Okay. >> Actually, actually, >> you can sit in the back of your car if you want. And And I'll um >> in the back of my car. >> In the back of that car. And and and write out the statement. >> You'll be back to get me. >> Yeah. I'll be back to talk to you. But here, here, hang out right here for a second. I'm going to give you >> a piece of paper. >> Okay. >> Please don't be really upset with me. >> I am not really upset with you. Accidents happen, right? >> I just want to go home. >> The main The main thing is that you're not hurt. >> I'm okay. >> So, do you feel comfortable writing these statement? >> Yeah, I'm okay. >> Okay. So, what I want you to do is just write down what happened to your version of events. Okay. >> Go back to my car. >> Yep. Yep. You can go sit in the back seat. I'm going to >> be processing the scene up here. I'll be back to ask you some questions in a minute. Okay. >> A few moments later. >> No. >> It's squeaky ball time. Squeaky ball time. >> Ladies and gentlemen, it's squeaky ball time. Brought to you by >> Zoe. Brought to you by Zoe. >> Get it, baby. Get it. Go get it. >> I am. >> Can we please drop the whole I'm 58? That's it. It's It's It's old. It's not funny. >> All I know is Parson says he confused NCR and Gia. Was that a confused them with each other or just confused them both? Because I can tell you there's a big difference between GIA and NCR. I realized >> five. It's funny. >> Yes, >> it's funny. >> Yes. >> I don't think it's funny. >> Oh, okay. >> That's not the the the difference really. Jim, >> now let's look at this wonderful girl. It looks like she's got a red nose. Look, she's got a red dot on her nose. >> What do you think about the red dot? I I I think she's trying to use a clown costume, which I'm okay with. I don't mind the the makeup. I can still see from the makeup that she looks looks very lovely. >> So, she's lovely tonight. >> Yes, I was saying that. >> She's a lovely young lady. >> Can you read that? >> Dog man in front of you, swerved miss, ever cracked and hit a pole. Okay. >> What do I do? >> Um, I'll ask you a couple questions here in a minute. What I'm going to do first is I'm going to go I got to do a sketch or a diagram of this. So, I'll go do that first and then I'll come back and I'll talk to you. Okay. >> I'm going to set my car. >> You aren't going to leave, are you? >> No. >> Okay. >> I'm not going to leave. I'm going to go sit in that car. >> Okay. Yep. Go sit in that car. That's always to give you 19 wives. Okay. Sorry. And then and then I'll bring you back up here. Um we'll do questioning. >> Everybody's getting sensitive. Okay. >> Everybody's so sensitive. Give me my red sticker. >> You will go home at the end of the night. Yes. >> Yes. >> Am I the only one that think the dad should be charged with making a a false statement to the police in order to enable his daughter? >> I I think they're going to let him off on that one. And I think they were like, "No, and get the hell out of here before we do charge you." >> I think if he had pursued it, I think they would have, but I think he got the hint really fast. >> Yeah. >> But for them to come with the story and for him to climb in the car and first thing he says driving, I think there needs to be charges >> because that's enabling his underage daughter. I I think they were giving him a chance to get the hell out of there and Yep. >> change his ways quickly. >> Okay. >> Okay. You can come over to me now. >> So, just to confirm, you guys are not injured. >> No. >> You don't want to see a mess. Okay. >> Careful of this car. >> Careful of the car. Just go >> up here to the front of the car. Nope. not going to do. >> I don't know if the top is pink or red. I can't really tell. >> I'm glad you're okay. >> I'm glad you're okay. You're driving this way and you go uh >> left or center and you drive the other side of the road. You're just lucky there coming. They hit you head on and then I'm talking to your mom and dad in the hospital. >> To be fair, >> most of the drunk girls you guys buried me off to were liars. >> Okay. >> Yeah, exactly. >> They lied about everything. Uh, >> yep. Where do you want? >> I I just got to ask you questions. Okay. And you can stand. It's warm to stand right there by the wheel well. >> Okay. >> Now, I was willing to marry the woman alcohol python hunt this year. >> Um, a couple of drinks. >> A buzz ball. >> What's a buzz ball? >> A pre-made alcoholic beverage in the shape of a ball. Has about 12% alcohol per volume. >> Yeah. And they they taste nasty as hell. >> Oh, goody. >> Imagine uh malt liquor with just a lot of sugar and uh carousel. >> 45 works every time. >> Malt duck drinks. >> Malt duck. >> Yeah. >> A buzz bowl. >> Yeah. >> What's that? >> Um it's like a little cup of alcohol. I'm okay. I'm good. But I don't want to hit any animals. I swerve all the time for animals around here. >> Animals. >> Don't do that. Don't swerve for animals. Animals. >> Do you think I should just hit him? >> Yes. >> Why? >> That's >> so that you don't crash. >> That's fair. Yeah, that works out. >> How drunk is she? >> Yeah, that's fair. >> So now you're 19, you've been drinking. You've crashed. I'm going to ask you to do standardized field sobriety test. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, what that consists of is we're going to stand here. I'm going to check your eyes. >> Okay. >> Um there's a walk and turn test where basically I'll explain everything to you. You walk up and down an imaginary line. >> Um then a one leg stand test. Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. >> So, if you stand right here. >> Yeah. Right here. >> Yep. Face me. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, do you take any medications? >> No. >> Do you have any recent head injuries or ear infections? >> No. You wear glasses? >> No. Do you >> wear contacts? >> No. Okay. >> All right. Okay. >> Okay. >> Black part. Maybe side to side. >> Hold your head still and just follow it with your pen. Okay. >> Okay. >> Follow it with your pen. >> Hold your head still. >> Okay. Sorry. >> Well, she failed that test. >> All right. Good. From here, it's about a minute from here. Okay. Okay. Oops. Yep. It looks like it's a red top. >> This one, same thing. You're going to look at it. I'm going up and down twice. Okay. >> Okay. Okay. All right. For the next one, for the walking turn back there where my lights hit me down. Okay. >> Uh, a couple more steps back. >> Yeah, right there is good. Okay. So, so what this is is I'm going to put you in a position. I'm gonna give you instructions for the test. >> Okay? >> You got any questions? I'll answer your questions and then I'll tell you to start. >> All right. >> All right. So, while I'm giving you the instructions and before we start, you're going to stand with your you got an imaginary line from where you're at to my headlight there. Okay. >> All right. >> So, or Hey, >> this line isn't straight. >> Which line's that >> from your from this line to your light? >> Oh, if you walk straight there, it is. >> You think so? Yeah, if you walk straight to it. But hey, >> you can use that white line if you want. You want to use that white line? >> I don't care. >> We'll just use that since it's there. We'll walk on that. >> Yep. So, stand on stand on that line. >> Walk on the white line. Walk on the white line. >> You're going to stand on it with your left foot on the line and your right foot in front of your left foot. Heel to toe >> in front of my left foot. >> Yep. And then you're just going to stand there right in front of your left. >> I can't do that. >> Okay. >> He's got some big feet. Look at that. >> Just do your best to maintain that position. Right foot in front of your left foot. Hands down to your side. >> You know what big feet means? When I tell you to start nine heel to toe steps down our line. Nine. Okay. >> You're going to turn and you're going to do nine heel to toe steps back. >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm going to come closer so you can see. >> Okay. So, this is what it looks like. >> One. Well, here before I demonstrate, when you get to your ninth step, you're going to keep that front or lead foot planted. Take a series of small steps to turn around and do your nine steps back. >> This is what it looks like. Pay attention to how I walk and turn. Okay. >> Uh we are >> one, two, three. Three steps. How many are you going to do? >> Uh nine. >> Right. When you get to your ninth step, leave that foot planted. Just take a series of small steps to turn around. Nine steps back. >> One, two, three. Um nine down, nine back. Turn on your on that uh on that lead front. >> All right. >> And once you start, continue until you finish. >> Okay. Can I go? >> Do you have any questions about the instructions? Uh, I think I got it. >> Okay, whenever you're ready. >> I got it. >> So, you count out loud. >> Four. Five. >> Miss rain in Spain and fall mainly on the >> stumble. >> She's just trying to court me with a love dance. I'm thinking >> miss >> and the ll cool J sock. Seven. >> I would do better on bowler skates than she does. >> Yes, you would. >> Next one. >> Next one is a one leg stand test. Okay. >> A one leg >> one leg stand. >> I didn't even do that. >> Okay. >> I can't do that. >> All right. >> All right. So, we're going to stand like this when I tell you to. You're going to pick one foot up off the ground. It doesn't matter which one. Whichever one's more comfortable to you. Okay. >> I can't do that. >> Anytime. >> I've got 30 lbs of gear on my hips and I'm doing it. So, just you just give it a shot. >> But you're going to keep your legs straight, keep your foot flat and parallel to the ground. You're going to point your toe. >> Um, you're going to count 1,00 1,002,003 and so on until I tell you to stop. >> Okay. >> All right. Um, if at any point >> if at any point you drop your foot, >> just pick it back up and continue where you left off. Okay. >> Um, I don't have to tell people this, but you're going to do it for 30 seconds. >> 30. >> All right. 30 seconds. >> Oh, hell. That's right. That's That's what the That's what the book says. >> Okay. >> So, whenever you're ready, you go ahead and begin. >> Okay. One, two, three, four, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Okay. 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 2 >> That's it. Okay. Good job. All right. Step up here to the front of the car. >> Okay. >> So, do you know your ABCs? >> Yeah. >> Okay. I'm not going to make you say them backwards. >> Okay. Good. Cuz I can't say them backwards. >> What I'll have you do is step up here just off the car. Okay. >> You're going to take your fingers, press them together like this. Press them together, and you're going to look up the sky. If we could see the sky, if there wasn't so much. >> Okay. So, what you're going to do is you're going to start at when you're looking up. >> Yeah. >> Start at C as in Charles. You go to Q is in Queens. C. >> No, I can't do that. >> You can't do that? No. >> Can you try? >> Uh, A B C D E F D. Okay, I can try. >> C to C to Q. >> C to Q. >> I'll do my best. >> D. I'm going to look up and say them. >> D the Q. Okay. Am I doing it now? >> Mhm. >> Okay. D E F Q R H I >> Wait, what? >> K. >> Wait a second. >> I think she's [ __ ] with him. >> So, it went C E D QR. >> Hold on. Hold on. Let me do it. Let me do it. C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R >> S >> You're supposed to stop. >> You're supposed to Yeah, you're supposed >> This is a They're both drunk. >> I'm sober. >> I am sober and I still >> No, no, no. Uh NCR, we realize that you have just graduated from counting by stomping your foot, but you can't uh use your fingers on this one. You need to count backwards to prove that you're not drunk from 69, and this is counting backwards to 143. Go for it. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shouldn't I start at 149 and work my way down to 69? >> Well, seeing that I said 143, you're drunk. >> You're drunk. >> How do I know you're not drunk? That's trying to trip me up, man. That's your problem, not mine. >> Wait, where are you, Gia? Cuz I don't see you. >> I mean, I could do push-ups. I'm that sober. Not that I will, but I can. Uh, yeah. Let's press the thing. >> N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. >> Okay. Remember what I told you to start and go to? >> A B C D >> C2. >> Yeah. I can't do that. I have to do it all. >> You're all over the place there. Okay. All right. Do me a favor. Turn around. Put your hands Put your hands behind your back like you're clapping. Okay. >> Yep. Palms together like that. All right. So, I'm going to put handcuffs on you. Okay. >> So, you are under >> I think uh NCR just filled the cup. >> What? >> Okay. And silent Bob. >> Hey, Gia. >> Yeah, I'm here. I've been here. >> I extra large cup. >> You just b me. Just b Just b me. Just ban me. Get it over. >> I can't just ban you. >> Just ban me. >> You You own the station still. You haven't sold it to anybody. >> No, I don't. I heard you're going to sell it to Patrick Darcy was the last time I heard. And we're going to >> dinner with him at Mastros in Irvine. >> We're going to change format to Christian rock is what I heard. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> As long as we place skillet on the hour every hour, I'm fine with that. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> $800 now. But again, just because you're under arrest, that doesn't mean that you're going to go to jail. Does that make sense? >> No. >> All right. So, do you remember how many times you have asked me tonight to go to jail? >> No. >> How many times have you asked me what you say? Yeah, but you're not going to go to jail. Okay. >> Okay. What do I do? >> Um, I'm going to read you a paper. >> Okay. >> And you're going to decide if you want to take a breath test. >> Okay. >> And then I'm going to release you to Are those your parents? >> Yeah. >> I'm going release you to your parents. >> Okay. >> What does that mean? If I take the breath test and I'm >> I will explain all of that. Okay. >> We got a few things we got to do first. All right. Turn around. So, I've got a camera right here. >> I've got a camera right there. Okay. So, being arrested, I have to search you. Now, you're not wearing much, so it should be pretty easy. You don't have anything on you that's going to hurt me, poke me, stick me? >> No. Uh, no. No, drugs or anything. >> You might need to be aware of the nipples. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> All right. This really isn't going to take long cuz you're not wearing much. >> Quite easy, huh? >> Go ahead. >> Okay. with my hand. Okay. Again, everything's on camera. I'm noticing, but it's what I got to do. >> That's all right. >> There he goes. >> Go ahead. >> Okay. Spread your feet for me. >> Spread your feet more for me. >> Nothing in your shoes. >> No. >> Got to use the back of my hand in your crotch area. >> Maybe that. >> All right. >> Okay. All right. Do you got any questions about any of this? >> Uh, nope. I don't think so. >> That's an awkward way to meet somebody, but >> that's all right. Nice to meet you. >> That's what we got to do on the side of the road. >> What do we do now? >> We're going to have a seat here in the car. >> In the car? >> Yep. >> Take him to jail. >> Hey, I'm not taking her to jail. I'll talk with you in one second then. Yes. Well, you want to do it now? >> I'm going to release her. I'm going to release her at the end of the night. So, >> but yeah, you you go ahead. You want you give her a hug now? >> I need to give her a hug. >> I don't care. Dad, I need >> Well, the dad seems like a good fella. He just wants to protect his daughter. I can respect that. >> He needs to he needs to teach her better. That's all. >> Okay, we >> we have reached the halfway part uh point uh in this video. Now, do you have concerns, NCR? Well, seeing as she hasn't said anything racist that I mean I I can't see that she said anything racist. I mean she >> she's too young. She's too young. >> She's 19. >> She's 38. >> I got shoes her age. She's too young. >> What? >> If it's good enough for >> Yeah. >> Everybody's young to you. If if Leo embryo can marry everyone up to the age of 25, I Why can't I find love with somebody who's age appropriate? That's a legal adult. >> Now, now wait a minute. Wait a minute. I have what? I have one more argument for Gia. Your wife is in Utah becoming a sister wife. >> She is. >> Yeah. >> On her way. She's on her way to California. >> Yes. Yeah, >> in Utah becoming a sister wife. That's okay. But NCR can't marry a 19year-old. >> What the hell's the matter? This is America for God's sake. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Now we're going to go to Parson in a second, but thank you Parson for the $2 super chat, dearly beloved. Uh, let's give it a sec. Now, Mr. person person who has been married more than anyone on the face of the planet uh just last weekend alone. >> Mr. Person, now now let me get this out without interrupting me. Phil, uh Mr. person. You have the option >> enter >> of swooping in and getting this woman for your harum. So, Mr. Parson, let us know because we're about to start the wedding and when it comes to if anyone has any objections, it would be your time, Mr. Parson. So just say >> so >> I I was trying to say I don't see why this would be a any deal breakers. I mean, >> dearly beloved, >> beloved, we're gather. So, [ __ ] it. >> At the sight of our dear friend Cisero becoming a sister wife for the first time, this glorious day. And we've had Griffy in the chat. And Becca has just been an awesome display of love and affection. So why not take this opportunity to marry off our dear dear friend NCR to this lovely woman with questionable fashion sense. I mean one sock. Really? >> She's wearing a white one and a black one. So stop. >> Put that aside. Crazy woman. Do you take our beloved NCR to be your laughly wetted YouTube husband? He's not, but he's somebody. >> And NZR, do you take this lovely woman with questionable fashion sense and promise to make a honest woman out of her? >> Sure. Why the hell not? By the power vested in me, by the Mormon Church and the Tabernacle Choir, >> I now pronounce you to husband and wife. You may get the rights. Yay. Now, folks, remember all marriages are non-binding and uh they end at midnight. They end at midnight uh Pacific time. So, Mr. NCR has until 3:00 a.m. Eastern to come to an agreement financially and well, whatever else ways with the new wife to see broke. No. >> Well, well, it is almost YouTube YouTube payday. So, uh >> true. But if >> uh >> but no, I'm seriously I'm broke right now. So, >> uh Well, well, Mr. NCR. If he has to be supported by the wife in a rich family whose father is currently giving her instructions on what not to do, then let's go forward with the second half the video and see if a divorce is in order. >> So yeah, have a seat there. [Music] >> It's broken in half. The broken part is on the ground uh still hanging supported by the wires. >> So it's not a hazard immediately. Correct. >> Correct. >> Do you have a preference on a record one? >> 31 Athens. You start next available out of Glouster if possible for a vehicle on the roadway. Signal 5. >> Yes. Muted voodoo. >> The gift registry is Victoria's Secret. >> So, and that will come in handy for both occupants of the marital bed >> and Adam and Eve. And Adam and Eve. Hey, if they sponsor me, I'll take the check >> for OBI. Um, >> besides, >> I just have to read her a paper. She's >> think about these brands I come up with. >> She's going to be over the legal limit for a 21-year-old. >> Um, she can decide if she wants to take the breath test, refuse the breath test, and then it doesn't matter what decision she makes, and then I'll release her to you or whoever comes to pick her up. Got to pick her up at the Athens Post. >> My dad >> down off Adela Drive. >> Yeah. Down off East State. >> East State. Yep. Hi, Dad. >> Dad, >> what? >> Can I please hit that again? >> You don't care, >> right? It's on 13. I don't care. >> Well, I mean, I'll tell you this right now. >> They got to take it down. >> If I get a sponsorship with Adam and Eve, I'm going to have fun with those [ __ ] commercials. >> I really have to pee. >> So, you really want the lube of the month club membership? That's what pee out here. >> You I can't pee out here. >> You're going to have to hold it. >> You have to hold it. Get a [ __ ] treasure. >> That's absurd. >> I'm not that >> I'm not that bad, but >> they offer you a check. It's going to clear every >> I'm going to go right down that hill >> and pee. My friend Chubby will come with me. We're going to be right there. I just >> I mean, she's going >> We'll be ASAP. >> Hold on. Your your wife wants to go down the hill to pee with her friend watching. >> Wait. >> And the dad's like, "That's NCR's beauty. That's NCR's duty. >> Keep an eye keep an eye out." NCR R. Kelly might try and swoop her away. >> There you go. >> I do. I just really have to pee. There is uh there's some woods right there. >> Listen, >> I just used >> Is there any way that you can hold it? >> I really have to go. But listen, she's not going to go anywhere with me. >> No, I know. And and and and your >> I don't care if you follow me down there. I just really have to call. >> I'll stay up here. >> Okay. Can you get Shelby Dad, please? >> She can take her down there. >> I'll have Christina take me down there. >> I don't care who takes it. I just have to pee. Wow, Shel's the bad one. >> Yeah, you're 19. >> I think this is the first time I've actually seen police, >> you know, arresting you >> acquies to this request. >> I don't want to be there. I'm already here. >> And Bill, you haven't been around Ohio police office, huh? >> Well, we've seen plenty of them. >> Well, the Arkansas police will let you poop on the rumble strip. >> Well, that's true. That's true. >> I mean, >> I I've seen Ohio cops, you know, just tell two drunk dudes on lawnmowers, "Hey, one more lap, then you guys got to stop racing." >> Good lord. Uh remember folks, we did put out two news articles today on Patrick Darcy's filing in the Predator troll case and uh Chile Dcastro getting into it with the cop last night in front of a Safeway. Those are at our main channel right here on Really Cool News was a safe space. >> Yes, Safeway. I didn't even know that >> from family matters. That's the whole reason he was there. >> Hey Jim, guys, everybody. >> Good night, Gia. >> Good night, >> Gia. >> Go ahead, Touche. >> A truck driver hit the bridge in Enamclaw and it's an hour detour now. >> Oh boy. Because a couple years ago when they hit the one going over this gadget and it was a threehour detour wasn't enough drivers to learn. Professional truck driver. >> Oh, >> of course. >> What's that? >> You're going to make me get picked up from I don't care where I go. >> Athens troll post. >> Okay. I can't >> Christina. >> Yes. >> I have to pee and that's why we're here. Hold on. Let me put my I don't care where we are. >> Here, ma'am. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Here's a flashlight. Go pee. >> Yeah, this is against policy, but I'm uh I don't like making people compete himself. >> I don't want to clean my car. >> Yeah, he doesn't want to clean his car out. Sorry. >> I would do the same thing either. >> But you got to understand where I'm coming from. >> I do. >> I have the chill apparently. >> Yes, you do. >> No, you don't. [Music] >> I do. >> That was the first thing I saw when she was southbound and on the >> southbound loaded up and trucking. So about how long before you'll have her down >> once I leave here it'll be approximately 45 minutes to an hour. Could be 45 minutes to 90 minutes depending on if she tests if she wants to test. Um so >> she might as well just test and get it over with. >> That causes more problems does it not? an attorney would tell you not to test. It's more evidence against you. Um, >> but if you don't, >> the consequences are um take it and you have a and you have a positive sample, it's a 3-month license suspension or uh when you go to court, you can work out privileges if you're contributing members society and everything. If you refuse it, it's a one-year suspension. Um, again, unless you can work something out with court, you know, I came down here from working Fairfield and Perry counties. They're a little more tougher on the OVIs. Hockey and Athens are not as tough on OBIs. They're uh, you know, if you want to try to argue and all that, and she would she would be a good candidate for diversion, I would imagine. So, I got to put cuffs back on you. Okay. >> Yeah. Give me one second. >> Yeah, that's fine. >> Put your palms together. Or are they not >> like you're clapping? >> Yeah, I don't clap very often. >> I don't clap never. >> Let me lock. Is that too tight? Your hands move around in there? >> Fine. >> I don't clap. You jack thug pig. >> I I misheard that. I thought he said crap. >> I did too. >> I did too. That's what I thought he said. >> You guys got my life 360. >> Clap on. >> You have your phone. >> Clap on. >> So you're straight there now. Well, he said >> the clapper can have time to get gas vape. >> Okay. >> Yeah, you're going to have plenty of time to >> Okay, go ahead. We're going to have to >> No more rap. >> I can't. >> You got to got to relax. >> Got to >> I'm going to cry a lot. >> I'm going to cry, daddy. I'm going to cry. >> Attorney would tell you not to take breath test, but if you don't >> I'm not going to. But I really want to hit my baby. >> You'll lose them for a whole year if you don't. >> If I don't, >> if you don't take test, >> what do I do if I do? >> Then it'll only be 3 months. >> So, >> okay. Well, I can try to. >> It'll be your decision. There's consequences for each. I can't give you advice. I can tell you an attorney would tell you not to. Um, >> I need a vape. >> I don't have a vape. >> I don't have one either, honey. >> It'll be okay. Hey, you got to hit a cigarette a couple times. We'll sit back here. You'll relax. >> Get your cigarette. >> Wait on the tow truck to get here. >> Can you Can you make Shelby right here with me? >> She can't ride in the car with you. >> Yeah, you got to ride by yourself. >> Just relax. >> I can roll the window down while you wait. Are you cold? >> No, I need a vape. >> Have a vape right now. >> Funny at this point. You guys got all >> How many vapes do you have, NCR? >> The one time I need a cigarette. got a cigarette lit. >> Put it out. >> That's a shame. >> I got a good one and then I got a disposable. And uh I refuse to answer any more questions, Jim, unless my lawyer's present. >> Uh your lawyer is present. Mr. Phil is with you right now. So, how many more do you have? >> Phil is a lawyer in his own mind. >> Yes. Yes. In my own mind. So >> being clergy and being a lawyer, he can't discuss anything he talks about with you in private. >> That's right. Because he had to be a lawyer to get to get immunity from prosecution. >> Yes. >> I have two vapes. I have a disposable and then I have my good one that I need to get a new filter for. >> Okay. So you have five vapes. >> I'll come back. Maybe a cigarette if we're going to wait. >> Yeah, we're going to be here a minute. Do you want to sit in the seat? >> Actually, for a few minutes or one, I'll crack the window. >> Well, I do have a few. >> So, I wait on the record to get here. I should have told them a while ago. >> I don't know if I advised you of your rights yet. >> I probably didn't. This is a little unorthodox of a stop and you kind of got me out of sorts. >> You are under arrest. Okay. So, you have the I'm going to advise you of your rights. Okay. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before I ask you questions or to have one with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer or an attorney, you want to be appointed at the court by the court at no cost. And again, you don't have to talk to me, okay? You don't have to say. And in a in a situation like this, it doesn't quite matter as much, but when we start asking you questions about alcohol, how much you've drank, where you got it from, things like that, >> those are times where you can exercise your right to remain silent. Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, do you have a question? Okay. >> I just want >> I just wanted CR. >> Gotcha. >> And they come up to me. >> Well, he's he's right here and he's got one. >> Okay, we're good. >> Sit on the panel forward a little bit. >> I don't care. >> All right, go ahead. Have a seat. I got to put your seat belt on. >> Are you going love you, Dad? Are you going to talk with me? >> Uh, yeah. gas. >> I mean, she is cute. >> Is there anything out of the vehicle that that you want or that you want? >> I need to give you guys the keys. >> Yeah, just just just the ignition. >> Yeah, I'm going to cry a lot. I hope you know I'll be all right. Like I said, you're at least still here to cry. All right. Could be worse. >> Could be worse. You could have hurt somebody or yourself. >> How long you think it's going to take before you get in the car? for me to get in the car. >> Yeah. >> I'm going to be getting in the car here in a second. >> Okay. >> And you go and talk with me. >> Uh I'll >> you don't have to. >> I'll have a couple. >> Are you going to talk with me? NCR, >> I'm talking now. All right. >> Where where did you talk through it? >> Want to talk other men? >> Yeah. What's going on here? >> She might be a candidate for the best virgin hotline. >> Yeah, she's good at talking. >> A minute. Second. Second. >> [ __ ] you. >> There's no family discount. >> Yeah. Hope doesn't even get a discount to talk to his own wife. >> Yeah. >> Different. >> Yeah. >> Subway. >> Yeah. She did. You banned him from Subway and he hasn't been. Well, that's why he's got legal immunity because he hasn't been honoring that ban. >> I have We heard about it. >> Why I'm kind of cranky. >> We We heard that he had some Subway nachos the other day. He loved them. Just loved them. He had tuna fish nachos. He loved them >> with extra sardines. with. No, they don't have sardines. But Phil, don't add to the story. The tuna fish is bad enough. Let alone with the Subway peppers and onions and a little bit of cheese. >> They used to have crab tuna piano. >> Yeah. >> Oh, good lord. They used to have when when they first started, they used to have crab. crab. Good for it. >> Now, Jim, do you crab salad? >> Jim and Phil, do you know what group had the song You Can Tune a Fish But You Can't Tune a Piano? >> It was actually their album, Ariel Speedwagon. Ariel Speedwag. >> Oh, good lord. >> Yep. That was the album. >> All this fish talk has me remembering this old song, Wet Dream. Oh, [Music] >> I don't know. >> You don't know? >> Nope. >> Okay. She doesn't know. Let's get her to the station. >> Well, Bear Bear has eight vapes. Uh, next though. >> I thought you said they were filled down. >> Now, here you go, NCR. There's your shot of your your bride. That's her outfit. It's a nice outfit. >> Now, will you be wearing the matching outfit? >> Maybe in reverse. >> What do you think? It is your wedding night for the next six hours. >> I refuse to answer any incriminating questions. >> All righty then. >> Yeah. One is up and one is down. I want both. >> I guess that means he's going to be in the Princess Leah um >> to be either. >> No, we got to go inside first. >> Oh my goodness. >> Yeah, >> I don't want to talk. >> Yeah, he's got a first amendment right. >> Tell them that. Okay. >> Okay. >> Is there someone in there right now? >> Nope. >> Okay. >> Where? >> Right here. To the right here. >> Yep. >> Take this off. >> Yep. All right. You have to go to the restroom or anything? >> No, I want to go home. >> Did you want to go or anything? >> Nope. I want to go home. >> He's getting antsy. >> How long am I going to be in here for? >> Few minutes. >> Okay. [Music] >> Then know what? I don't want to do nothing. I want to go home. >> You going to put my hand in here, huh? >> Yeah. I got to have you restrain me somehow. >> That's ridiculous. Restrain from what? >> Stuff. >> Hey, Koba. >> All right. So, you have good news because you were so far out in the county crash and I had to process the scene. We had to do all the tests and all that. >> Yeah. >> That form that I have to read that suspended your license is already suspended. The form that we have to read for you to decide whether you're going to take this test or not doesn't apply because it could have been 2 hours. >> That's good stuff. So, at this point, if you want to give a voluntary sample, you can give a voluntary sample. >> I want to go. >> Okay. >> Can we go? >> I think we're about there. >> Okay. Can I take these off? >> Cuz I >> He's pushy. >> Why? >> I got a wedding night to get to now. >> Oh, hell. >> Can we just forget that? Forgive and forget. >> We almost did. >> Yeah, we should. Why can't we fine? [Music] >> You know what? I may be arrested, but I still want to look good. Okay. >> So, you still got to look good. >> Yeah. >> What does it do? >> I got to have some style, baby. Some style. >> I mean, I like the look. I'm not going to lie. It's a It's a very attractive look. >> This going to be >> Don't tell me. Don't tell me. You go. >> She may ask for mug shot. >> What's that? >> She may ask for glossy 5x7s of a mug shot. >> To get credit for Instagram. >> Well, how else will we tell the kids how we met? >> That's right. And then >> alleged an alleged DUI. Oh, kids. This was a this was a beautiful night. You see, your mom was dressed like a jester. I was drunk off of bourbon and love. >> Whatever with those mug shots. >> What do you do for work? You got a job? >> I did have a job. >> Where? >> Why do you care? >> I'm just curious. >> At Baroque Lodge and Conference Center. >> Baroque? >> Yeah. Were you a waitress or a server? >> I was a waitress and I worked front desk. >> Why did you work at an hour? >> Uh because I pay >> uh we've got breaking news. >> Breaking news just released. >> Uh in the matter of Christopher J. Cordova versus I can't say the name. It's it's it's fraud troll. uh where Patrick Darcy was seeking to file a brief with the court >> and yes after the back and forth today the judge didn't even pay any attention to the back and forth and said that there was no basis for Patrick Darcy to interject himself into the case. So everything is denied as moot as she has struck down the uh request. So, uh, the $24,000, uh, Darcy said that it would it he had invested $24,000 in work time towards that brief and it resulted in being denied by the court. So, there you have it, folks. We will have a full write up on it tomorrow morning. Uh, I'm going to get some sleep after this wraps up. Uh but yeah, Dury's order was uh not granted and he cannot interject himself into that case. So 46 cents for a front desk job. That's absurd. Let me tell you. >> We'll go out here. I'll give this I'll explain this ticket to you. He's got a sign for you. >> I wish you luck. Good night, man. >> Okay. >> What way we going to go? Right. >> It's cold out here. You know that. >> Okay. So, is your >> So, she was charged with operating a vehicle while impaired, driving on a suspended license, failure to control a vehicle. Uh, let's see. On December 20, 20th or December 20th, 2024, she pleaded guilty to the OVI and failure to control charges. The suspended license charge was dismissed. Let's see. She was fined $425 in order to attend a 3-day driver's intervention pro driver's intervention program. Her license was suspended for one year and she was placed on probation for two years. >> Two two years in one. >> Jim Pants has question. >> Yes, Pants. Uh yes, Pants. I will be sharing it in a couple minutes over uh I'll send it to you. Uh the judge essentially denied the original motion by Darcy. Everything else afterwards was moot. So there you go. I'll send it to you in a couple of minutes once we wrap up here. So yeah, tomatoes. I'm getting 3 hours now, then 3 hours at 500 a.m. and then maybe an hour tomorrow afternoon. So, we're good. >> Yay. >> Yes. Uh, but I'm going to save that one I'm saving and this one I'm saving and we'll save this one for tomorrow. Oo, Florida woman. So, yes, folks. Uh, we will be out. Darn it. Stop playing. Stop playing. Damn it. Or darn it. Let's see. So folks, we are wrapping up for tonight. Thank you for being with us. Uh thank you for Hank. Thank you to Hank for being here. Uh >> yeah, thanks. >> Thanks Hank. >> Yeah, >> the wife said wife said thanks Hank. >> Thank you. >> Wife said >> you're welcome Mrs. Pope >> says you're welcome. Can you smack Phil on the head for me, please? >> To smack him on the head because he makes fun of how big my meat did. >> Yeah. >> Mrs. Pope, please smack Phil for me and Touche. >> Yeah. Well, folks, again, from all of us to all you, we'll be back tomorrow night. 8:00 Eastern, 7:00 where it counts, 6:00 Mountain, and 5:00 5:00 on the West Coast from us to you. Good night. Come on. [Music] Wait, where'd it go? What? Darn it. >> I'm click happy. I'm click happy. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Good night everybody. Thanks for tuning in, participating. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. and we'll see you tomorrow.