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🚨LURCH TRIES TO BAIT ME...INSTANT REGRET!

Chunky Cholo Audits
Published: 2026-07-12 · Video ID: oeIJiysxATY
~2,300 words · ~15 min · last indexed on 2026-08-20

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Oh boy, we got lurch coming my way. Don't bump into me. Don't you bump. >> I didn't touch you. >> Yeah, you tried to [ __ ] scare me. What are you going to do? >> I didn't touch you, [ __ ] >> What are you going to do? >> I'm calling the cops. >> Call the [ __ ] cops. I don't give a [ __ ] >> On your camera. >> Yeah, you walked up to me like you were going to hit me. So that's >> I did not. I was going to step sideways. >> Don't bump into me. >> Don't you bump way. Don't bump into me. >> Don't you bump >> I didn't touch you. >> Yeah, you tried to [ __ ] scare me. What are you going to do you [ __ ] >> What are you going to do? >> I'm calling the cops. >> Call the [ __ ] cops. I don't give a [ __ ] >> On your camera. >> Yeah, you walked up to me like you were going to hit me. So that's >> I did not. I was going to step sideways. >> Yep. Well, call the cops. I don't give a [ __ ] >> Here comes the tough guy. >> We're going to have a problem. Have a problem. Let's just >> Okay. >> Walk away. >> Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to record that >> and I'm going to record that. I'm going to get your VIN number and you're not going to do anything about it because you need to be a good boy. Who are you? That's what you need to be working for. >> I work for myself. I'm daddy. Call me daddy. >> You don't have the right to be on government property. >> Okay, then do something about it, mama. There you go. Go call mommy and daddy. >> We're calling the police. >> You can call the police. SWAT, the president, the governor, the mayor. I don't give a [ __ ] >> Yeah, I'll bet you don't. >> I bet you don't. Keep it moving, George Carlin. That's all I got to say. Keep it moving. >> Good morning. How you guys doing? >> Good. How are you? >> All right. Good looking couple. My gosh. [ __ ] >> Oh, no. I like Holloway. >> Hey, I went to his restaurant. Good morning. Good morning. >> Good morning to you, sir. How are you doing today, >> sir? You cannot do it. >> Don't worry about it. Your Tesla has more cameras than me. >> Make a picture for my >> Hold on. Let me let me ask you something. >> No, no, no. Let me ask you, sir. >> Do I Do I need permission? Do you need permission to record me with all these cameras? >> That's what I thought. Keep it No thanks, bro. Keep it moving. Keep it moving, Liam. Niss. [ __ ] >> You shut up. You keep it moving. Get your ass out of here. That's what they thought. >> What is this? >> What is What? >> We don't just usually get out at the post office and get filmed. So, >> okay. Well, today you are, but uh >> you actually I bet you do. The Teslas and the buildings all. >> So, I think you do get out of the car and get filmed. >> Here's the thing. I don't like it. >> Okay. I don't like your glasses. Take them off. >> Love it. The underdog is on top. >> You see what I mean? See how that sounds? I don't like I don't like that. So, >> Oh, yeah. So, but you're invading my private >> Oh, really? Okay. Let me step back. Okay. Now, now what? You got nothing to say. >> Filming you in that nice haircut looking like the kid from uh Terminator 2. Have a good day, John Connor. And there's the most nice pulse of worker I've ever seen with a nice person. You're a nice person and you respect what I'm doing. I know that. Hell yeah, baby. >> Chunky chunky cholo audit. >> There you go. >> He says he watches it. That's how he found his brother on accident. >> Awesome. Awesome. Yeah. What do you mean don't come in here? This isn't your place. >> Do not come in here. >> I'm in here. What are you going to do? You're going to stop me, old man. >> Oh, no. The police are. >> All right, let's go. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> I'm very brave. You know what? I'm brave. I could take this off. I wouldn't make no difference. I don't give a [ __ ] Take yours off first. >> Excuse me. >> Did I stutter or did you sneeze? >> Wow. >> Take it off. >> Your mama must be real proud of you. >> You are my mama. >> Dear. Dear. Mom. I got to wait for the >> She don't Hey. Hey. She don't listen to you. You're not her master. >> The camera. They're everywhere. >> That's got to be the best looking man I've seen all day today. My god, those looks are incredible. Oh, look at you. They're covering their faces and >> Wow. Yeah, I hear you. It's good thing you're pretty. It's a good thing you're pretty. >> Oh, thank you. >> You're welcome. I like the nose ring. >> All right. Have a wonderful day. >> And you have a better one. Have one. You deserve. >> Are we friends now? >> Sure. >> Can I have a high five? >> Please. >> Thank you so much. Keep it up. >> Watch out. Wonderful. >> You, too. >> Hello, Miss Daisy. What are we doing? >> What are we doing? I'm recording models as they walk up to the post office. No matter what age they are. >> There we go. There's that little. >> How are you guys? >> Two reasons why I like you. You got a nice suit and a badass truck. Keep it up, bro. Keep it up. >> Smile here. >> Hell yeah. Look at those teeth. Oh my god. Fun fact, assault is not touching someone. It's making someone in fear of what's going to happen to them. >> Good. Yeah, you better stay here so you can tell your story and not be a big baby and leave. Yeah. You're not walking to me now, are you? There we go. That's a good boy. Good boy. >> Are you an American? Let's start there. >> None of your business. >> Okay. So then you don't want to fix things. See, you're not being diplomatic. I'm asking a simple question. >> It's none of your business. >> Well, that's obvious. It's not my business. But I just want to start somewhere. Ask me something then. >> Please walk away. >> No, that's not a question. >> Yes, it is. I'm asking you. Would you please walk away? >> No, I'm I'm in public. >> So, what the hell? >> What is Why? >> This guy is intimidating. >> But why are you tri you're tripping out for no reason? >> You are, ma'am. >> The camera in my face. >> It's not in your face. It's not We're just I'm just asking you a question. >> Just It's probably best just >> They told me to get my ass in the car. Is that really how they What should I do? Do you work for the post office? >> I do, but I don't have any >> I know you don't. I'm just really I'll appreciate What should I do? >> Get in your car and drive off. >> I would just live your normal life. >> Going about your day, man. It's a VIN number. It's in the public. It's a VI number. >> Everybody has access to it and no one's going to do anything with it. We're just recording a public >> [ __ ] out of here. >> Oh, come on, sweetie. >> That's crazy. >> Look up. You're too You're too bad. It doesn't cover it. See, it's right here. >> You're free to go to >> No, I know. I know you don't deal with that, >> but you can collect their names and IDs. >> Well, no, not necessarily. Cuz if they're not wanting to be trespassed from here, we have no reason to detain them and lawfully identify them to issue. >> Can you search Can you search his phone for the video of it of the incident? >> So, >> he's not willing to do that. I guess >> then I can't force him to do it, >> right? It's one of their >> cuz they're not even men enough to show their faces. >> So, I I also don't want to sit here and just go in this back and forth. If there's nothing else they can help you with, I'm just going to talk to the employees real quick and see if there's anything else I can help them with. >> Okay. Cuz I know that several other people have called. >> Yes. But same thing like um we've been kind of telling you >> and they they assaulted that woman in the Subaru. >> They assaulted her. >> Well, she did call in to report it, right? cuz she has to make the report herself call. So, it's one of those things where unless that person calls in >> cuz this gentleman said that if you feel intimidated, it's assault. >> And she Well, that's what >> Oh, hold on a second. Hold on a second. He walked up to me. I'm not >> I'm saying that's what you told me the second time. >> Yes. If I'm in fear of my life, that's called assault. >> Our presence just makes things worse. And >> I'm going to go talk to the employees and see if they got anything done. Not. It's up to you if you want baby. >> And you want to guide me out to my car? >> A He's scared. A He's so scared, >> bro. >> Oh, are you saying you guys aren't big boys and I'm not sure my life? >> Hey, just just so you know, you walked up and you put your hand up like crazy and you got real close to me. That's called assault. >> I did not put my hand up. >> Just assault and battery. >> Show me the video before I put my hand up. >> I've got to wait for the >> You you saw the video and you still can't man enough to say anything. I'll see it on the internet tonight. >> You sure will. You sure will. >> And I don't care. >> You You can't admit your hand was up first. >> My hand was not up first. >> Oh god. This sucks. >> Us old people have to worry about balance. >> Good point. Good point. >> And I was I'm afraid of my life right now. >> Your hair is all done up looking all fine and fresh and you're like, "Get away from me." Come on. Come on, girl. Just Just for that, I'm g to give you a hug. >> Been waiting to see you around. >> I am here. What's going on? What do you want to ask me? Ask me anything. >> I know. I walk around the the shopping malls. Yeah. Watch for you. >> Do you watch your videos all the time? >> I appreciate that. I decided to come out this morning. I was actually here yesterday. >> You were here. >> This place is cracking. So, I said, "You know what? I'm going to try it again." >> I know. They're >> Roseville's crazy. >> Roseville's crazy. But it's like, you know, it's rare to see people like you that are nice and respectful, but it's good. It's good to see that. Yeah, this lady ladies went tripping up. >> Yes, I heard her. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I had to kind of give back the same energy. That's all it is. They have to. >> Oh, yeah. So, sometimes, here's the thing. When they give me energy, like a level six, I give them a 10. And they can't compete with that. That's just what it is. I'm I'm a pro at this at this point. >> I know you were good. >> So, you watch my stuff? >> I do. >> On Facebook, YouTube, or what? >> YouTube. >> Awesome. You subscribed? >> Yes, we Oh, yeah. >> We have a lot of supporters, and you're one of them, and I appreciate you, and I love you. Thank you so much. >> You're welcome. I watch for you all the time. So excited to see you up here. I did my walk first. I just got done walking. >> Did you actually walk up here thinking you might actually see me up here? >> I was walking. I do. I walk around these two shopping centers. >> Okay, good. >> And then I um >> Keeping your health keeping your health good. >> And I saw you up there. Oh, he's up there. >> Nice meeting you. Thank you so much for being awesome. Okay, >> I'll be here in a couple weeks again. I'll see you again. Okay, >> take care. He goes, "Bye." >> You too, bro. What's up, bro? Hell yeah. I kill me.